9:20 Hey, wanna know what's worst!? Be 2 years older then your brother and be notably shorter than him, even though when you were younger you were literally twice his height. And he's still on puperty, wich means he'll keep growing. To make it worse, people think we're TWINS, so people will think he is the older brother! This is humiliating If you haven't noticed already this is my story
Aight, just created a new internet "personality name": A Fiona. Arright, most of Urban Dictionary descriptions of LITERALLY ANY FEMALE NAME in the world were either made by simps or by an overly egocentric girl. It's OBVIOUS. So don't come in by saying: "ThAt NaMe WaS aLrEaDy ChOsEn" So, the name was chosen in base of a hispanic meme, in where people would use a skinny and young-looking green photo of a girl and then slap Fiona from Shrek's face onto it to represent a girl who thinks they're the best just because they have a "badass" boyfriend. This mostly occurs when a Fiona gets robbed and they somehow are stupid enough to fall in love with their robber. A Fiona is egocentric and a very basic girl. Very probably is a BTS fan and has read Twilight a preocupying amount of times. Believes in horoscope. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she's feminist and a single mom of 1 child, who is very entitled. She likes reggaeton (disgusting!), and hates every type of music that doesn't say the word "sex" or "fuck" (or similar) multiple times.
Does that mean my actual username, with them shouting "Random Stranger" and ending the war, or what my username is supposed to be, where a random stranger ends the war?
Recent surveys have shown that most men don't like to have sex first thing in the morning. The most numerous stated reason: You ever try to pry open a grilled cheese sandwich?
