CURSED FOODS from the WORST EMPLOYEE - Job Simulator (VR) 

I would love to see this in perspective of the costumer. You come around to the pick up window and there’s food all over the floor. Every time you want something he picks it up off the floor, takes a bite out of it and throws it in your to go container. And to top it all off he throws a bottle of wine at your face. Perfect 😂😂😂

“I need half eaten floor Jesus” -CaptainSauce, 2018

I swear bro cap is the only man that can go missing for ages over and over and over again

I can't believe how dedicated he is to be the worst employee as he spent so long making a sandwich

"We have to grill something, not food, maybe a lemon and a carrot" Indeed.

How to make steak smoothie: Step 1: break time and space Step 2: you have a steak smoothie

I just realized that when he made the egg cake, the yolk quadrupled

“How did a meatball get in there” Captain sauce 2018

I have a challenge! *You have to cook everything perfectly (no burning or dropping anything) *you have to eat/drink half of everything you make *you have to be nice to job bot.

“I need some half eaten floor Jesus” Cap 2018

Captainsauce is Gordon Ramsay's long lost cousin. Confirmed

3:39 HE MISSED OUT ON SAYING "GROUND BEEF"!!!!!!!

Spends 5 minutes making pizza for a sandwich. Places it as a base."its only the beginning..."

"Lets grill... not food" *puts carrot and lemon on grill* "ok we'll grill some food here" Me: Wait what?

I have a theory of how the meatball got in the soup: the ghost that haunts your every store/job

Wat if u hold ur head in the pot? Like the brain-copy thing

Captain’s pet peeves: • *TweakBot splashing his face* • *job bot staring and being weird* But the one that pisses him off the most: • *FLUFFLES DYING OR JOINING A DIFFERENT SIDE* If you know more pet peeves of his add them in the replies

11:47 "of course it would float to the bottom" I'm dying 🤣

Has anyone made glass shard soup from breaking the grape juice bottle? I have.

15:59 I showed my best friend this on our bus and I could barely stop laughing and I also slowed it down to make it funnier

If I walk in a restaurant and see captainsauce I'll say "good employee or bad employee"

Blend stuff WITH THE DISH SOAP!yes yes.....BRILLIANT

(At 10:13) -There's more soup. -What do you mean, there's more soup? Where are you? -At soup.

13:26 He called himself a rat

Yes please return to the worst employee challenge, I love this series!!!

His co-workers: why Poisoning customers? Captain Sauce: Yes

"Throws half of a bottle at the not" " *turns around smiling* "

“I need half-eaten floor Jesus.” That’s hilarious! 🤣

I’m no genius, but I highly doubt 30 people can ALL be first...

"I happen to have a bit of a talent when it comes to screwing things up" -Captain Sauce 2018

2:20 It's perfect because it adds flavour, it's... *exotic.* A little floor-spice never hurt anybody.

“Ohhhh~ yeah that’s really touching the floor”😂

Captain sauce : “their robots why do they care” * like 5 seconds ago * Robot : “the other chief was faster”

Cake with topping... make a cake and put ingredients in with the cake. Do you get cake cake? Same idea with pizza.

"Will you screw off door" Captainsauce 2020

14:48 caps smile tho

14:43 dat smile do

Put an object on top of where the bell comes up. It will launch the object into the air. It won't launch very high but it is still cool.

18:00 I love how your rushing so hard to get that done.

When Captain sauce uploads me: starts dancing happily*

The ending cake was CURSED. It duplicated the bread and merged it with the top.

LOL TempBot splashes himself with coffee at the same time as he says "Take out" Time: 1:19 in the video 1 Like = Laughed at TempBot's Coffee take out

21:16 cap is so nice, he gives the client a cup of milk AND cheese in the process!

15:49 My favorite part

“Soup and Soup Soup” -Captainsauce 2018 Dat is a lot of soup

1:20 Perfectly in sync with the coffee!

7:21 *"Oh Ho hO Ho hO yeA"* CaptainSause 2018

I feel like in these videos you are the snooty barista at a coffee shop

14:30 😂😂😂😂

14:43 Bot :this meal is warm like my cpu :D "throws glass at her" :D Job bot :0_0 Captainsauce : what?, WHAT!? I told you i was going to be the worst employee ever. Don't stare at me!!!

2:30 Cap doing the cha cha slide

Captainsauce: “like the flying turd you are.” Venom: he stole my line

For some reason i want Sauce to do another episode in character the entire time as the Soup Nazi

FINALLY MOAR JOB SIM! :D Wait, boiling milk? Does somebody need to sleep?

Dang and I thought I was the only one who would willingly spend an hour making the worst sandwich possible...

15:54 "no no soup for you" but she wanted grape juice

10:07 That was my idea captain sacuse

you are so insanly funny i can’t stop laughing !

"I happen to have a bit of talent when it comes to screwing things up, wouldn't you say? One splash means yes!" "We'll work on that. But for now, I got some sh*tty food to make." "You just float there, like the awkward turd that you are." "People don't come here to buy whole eggs. I mean often." "This is very bright, and colorful...and dirty and raw and squishy underneath my feet." "Pretzels are just so crunchy...and salty.........unless you keep them in the sink for a while and then they're just mushy and gross" "That is just...a cup of blood."

throws in milk carton comes out as a can….. makes sense 😭😂

When you mentioned coffee I was drinking it lol

Floor dirt is called seasoning.

You know it’s sauces food when the bacon is the same color of the grill

Cap: ill give you some milk thats been on the floor all day Tweekbot: am i a joke to you

18:09 lol 😂😂😂🤣 u laughed my head OFF

If howtobasic was a gaming channel

11:39 the fish are smart enough not to eat his soup

I just watched this 50 times and finally noticed he didn't mess up the cheese

5/5 stars,the glass was “on point”

I absolutely love your job simulator series! Its absolutely hilarious!

I was cooking while watching this so the sound of stuff burning really threw me off. Unfortunately the meal I ended up with didn’t turn out nearly as good as Cap’s

why does CaptainSauce make me laugh so hysterically???

Maybe tweakbot is putting some in his coffee and spikes your food or drink with it too and it doesn't kick in until you take an order because when you do that a line forms

"I don't want food but so I will have a lemon and a carrot"

10:47 there is actualy oil in the game. U have to be the gourmet chef in dollhouse mode

"we won't grill food,a lemon and a carrot.we'll just get some food going here."

I’ve binged watched all of your series! I love your videos Cap!!☺️☺️

listen to me, okay? "Okay" right, so, "Yes?" You have a BUNCH of stuff on the floor, correct? "Yeeeeesssssss?" And their boxes for food are like blackholes, no? "Yeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssss????" So how about, instead of burning thru all the food, *we just throw it ALL in*

CaptainSauce: That’s genius! We’re going to be selling that in no time! Me: *realized that he threw metal in the blender and called himself a genius*

That wasn’t the ultimate job-simulator meal! You forgot cake.

Maybe I’ll make soup with milk. I already made soup with milk! Me: 😤

what if you put two soup and soup soups into the pot

No matter what your like people are not always perfect you can make mistakes but you learn something every day

Captain sauce this is my first video im seeing of yours and i gotta say it did not dissapoint i really enjoyed it so keep up the good work man👍👍👍

18:08 omg i cant breath

8:06 as well as wateyr bread chocolate chip cookie pizza!! XD

Pizza without the topping in this game looks like my school pizza and it's deelishus!

I love your videos, i watched this after my rat died and you cheered me up alot with your funny humor. I was acualy sad whem the video ended!

Cap : PIZZZZAAAAAAAAA Me : getting fnaf references

Im literally rolling on the ground!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If I had a chef drinking on the job when they made my food I would’ve not taken my food I’d just leave and never come back

I am looking forward to playing this game when I get 2 per motion controllers

Next time do cookie and tomato soup I hope they’ll like it!

He tries to spit on it, second later you see side that says pls don’t spit in food🤣13:08

I never thought I would hear someone say “could I interest you in some half eaten floor cheese?”

13:58 that actually sounds good

my mind during this whole video: oh god what monstrosity of a game has god let into this world

You're the best youtuber ever!

8:07 the broccoli was right there - you could've used that

Cap lost it when making the pizza sandwich 😂