Wait til you find out about food, sunscreen, modern medicine, tap and bottled water, hygiene products... The hippie dippies and cOnSpiRaCy ThEoRiStS are right.
Once when I was drunk, I walked in to a gas station to buy more alcohol, and it was *very* expensive. So I said to the cashier; "- THIS IS A ROBBERY!", realized what I had just said and quickly added; "by YOU! BY you! It's so expensive, it feels like you're robbing me!" Nailed that one! 😅
I worked at a McDonalds part-time for three years after high school. One night, I was at home getting ready for bed, and I was preparing to say my nightly prayer. I started the prayer with "Welcome to McDonalds-" then caught myself and broke into a fit of laughter. I had just welcomed God to a McDonalds that I wasn't even in at the time. It was that night that I decided it was time to get out of there. X3
When I was at university I was working Sunday morning in KFC. I wasn't really awake yet, as it was like 7 am, so when someone ordered coffee, I automatically said "Of course, with bacon and cheese?". Customer said "yes". We stared at each other for good few seconds while our brains slowly worked out what the hell happened.
Also, I rang up customer that wanted a shake. While I was giving him his order he asked for ketchup, so I asked "...for shake?". "OH NO I SWEAR I HAVE FRIES"
you would think as a normal person. Managers in these establishments are full of themselves, micromanaging, etc. The person prolly got yelled at or written up.
I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve tried to tell a customer to have a good day and have a nice day, and ended up telling them to “have a nice gay”
Have a nice gay Have a good evening (it's morning shift) Have a good morning (it's evening shift) Have a -um -hmm (customer already left) -have a good day.
I once greeted a customer by saying "hi how are you?" To which they said "good, how are you?" And I replied "doing alright! How are you?" And I think we would have just kept doing this if his wife hadn't started laughing at us. I have never been able to look this man in the eye since
ive done this as well but what i do the most is that i greet a customer and then they follow up with "hows it going?" or "how are you?" and it never fully registers in my brain so i just scan their groceries in silence. i always feel so horrible 😭 like i realise i never replied but then it's too late now to reply because i only realised 10 seconds later and yeah 😭
It actually took me an extra couple of seconds to realize the job brainrot moment in this comment, I had to read it TWICE (almost became an extra 3rd try too), I think this is a sign for me for the future 😭😭😭
This whole video reminds me a lot of a story I read once, where this woman had worked at Walmart, but quit and switched to Target as her job. One day, she had to make an announcement, and she said "Attention, Walmart shoppers!". She realized what she's doing, and quickly said, "You are in the WRONG store!"
I worked at Starbucks for years. They make you call out “Welcome in!!” to anyone who walks through the door. I was sitting in my old Starbucks at one point last year working on my laptop (I don’t work there anymore), saw a person walk in out of the corner of my eye, and yelled out “WELCOME IN!!”. They didn’t say anything to me…the random person working on their laptop who had just enthusiastically welcomed them into the Starbucks
Lmao I’ve had a similar thing happen to me in a store, except I was the stranger getting greeted. I honestly found it quite amusing and just went “thanks!!”. You could see how embarrassed the accidental greeter was in the beginning, but we both ended up laughing after I greeted back.. Makes me just a tad sad that the stranger in your story ignored you 🫠
i have my own announcement horror story. i work at ulta, and i finally memorized one of our announcements and had ran through it without the script once that day. i tried to do it again and blanked part of the way through, so i ended up saying, "attention ulta beauties! do you want to save 20%... OH NO" and i tried to hang up the phone but I DROPPED IT WHILE THE LOUDSPEAKER WAS STILL ON SO IT WAS DEAFENING AND EVERYONE IN THE STORE WITNESSED IT. my coworkers laughed at me for the rest of the day
one time I was serving a family with a baby, the mom was in the middle of feeding the baby baby food and said “open wide for the food plane” and I just instinctively opened my mouth, I stood there for a few seconds with the family just watching until I started to walk away with my jaw gaping open, _still holding their food._ I had to go back and apologise
worked as a CVS cashier and one night it was really slow so I chilled out next to the pharmacy desk taking to the pharmacist about video games. An old dude came in and picked up a prescription and the pharmacist said: "That'll 28 dollars and 68 fucking cents." to which she immediately apologized to him profusely because he was very polite and nice. Me and the other pharmacists were cry-laughing, and the old dude was really cool with it and laughed too.
I once worked in a pub restaurant where we had shorthand codes for all the items on the menu, that the kitchen and waiting staff used to comunicate the orders quicker. One of our specials was the spinach and mushroom lasagna, which, in kitchen code, was 'SML' and we verbally pronounced as "smell,' for speed. On one occasion, a waitress took an order out to a table of two people - a fish and chips and one of our spinach and mushroom lasagnas. She presented the fish and chips to the man with no issue, but when it came to his wife she accidentally used the kitchen code for the lasagna instead of the actual name - meaning she held it in front of her and said "SML?" (i.e "smell?") The look of fear and confusion on the face of the poor customer as she nervously leaned forward and obediently took a sniff of her lasagna..!
everybody thanks Matt for everything but nobody thanks his mic, it goes through a lot to make these videos happen, so I'll say it, THANK YOU MATT ROSE’S MICROPHONE
Never gonna forget the time I walked up to a table and wanted to say "Can I get an appetizer to get you started?" And also "Would you like an appetizer to start you off?" What I actually said was, "Would you like an appetizer to get you off?"
I used to work at a pet supply store. One day my boss was looking at the cans we put out and she didn’t like how we organized it. She grumbled something along the lines of “oh so stupid“ but I thought she said “Yum good soupy“ so I started cheering like “yes, very good soupy the dogs love it” and she was not impressed
a friend of mine once discorded me through tears of laughter because her coworker was using the store's loudspeaker system and accidentally defaulted to his old job, saying "Attention K-Mart shoppers-" before panicking and realizing it was the wrong store. they work at bed bath and beyond.
when i was 13 and worked at a cafe for a school project there was this day where the apple pie with whipped cream was really popular and i got used to spraying the cream. at some point there was this guy who put his hand out (he wanted a napkin) and i nodded and said "yes sir" AND SPRAYED THE CREAM ON HIS HAND. he was absolutely shocked to the core and i hid in the bathroom for the next 30 minutes.
One time when I was selling girl scout cookies, I attempted to call out to a woman passing the front of the store, "Do you want to buy some girl scout cookies?" BUT INSTEAD, I SLAMMED my hands onto the cookie table, and YELLED "HEY! YOU WANT TO GO?" My friends were of course all there selling as well. They never let me live this down.
I once said "What" in the most monotone voice. It started with the normal customer service "Hello, welcome to McDonald's! Will you be using out mobile app today?" "No, give is just a moment please!" "Alright, order whenever you're ready!" ... ... ... "Hey, I have a question" (In the most monotone and almost angry voice): "What." They broke down laughing
While doing an internship for school at Hemköp (a Swedish grocery store), an old lady told me that God had made me work there because he hated me. She told me this after her having found the specifically non-organic lentils that I had failed to point out the location of a few minutes prior. This was truly an eye opening experience for 14-year old me, I have had nothing but respect for everyone working in the service industry since.
Y'know. Reading this I realized that even though I've worked somewhere that sells groceries for years now that I have people ask if we carey something explicitly in organic but never non-organic 🤔
@michaelk.3715 I got that one too when I was cashiering in a craft shop. A lady said to her daughter, "If you don't go to college, you'll end up like HER." I was like, "I'm actually going to college right now!" and she gave me SUCH a vicious glare, haha.
I work at a Culvers and while taking an old man’s order, I heard one of my coworkers barking. after I finished I loudly asked “who is going feral back there?!?” the mic was still on.
I worked at a culvers for a bit, as an order taker (both window, and front) , and confidently said "The Chicken Is Out Of Season" to a drive customer. When I meant Out Of Stock. When they came to the window to pay for their order, I said "Out of season? Like its a fucking vegetable-" infront of them.... ....I will remember this for the rest of my life, surely.
working at dq with a bunch of middleaged women and teenagers feel this a lot. Last week our manager called everyone to give them a weird pep talk and left the mic on while there was a line putside for everyone to hear it
I used to work at Chick-fil-A. My first day on the job, I placed down the trays and when the teenage girls told me “thank you”, I gave an awkward smile and said “My problem”. I was thinking of “No problem” and “My pleasure” at the same time.
A few days ago I had ordered something from Starbucks and the lady tried to say "have a nice day" and "have a lovely day" and ended up just telling me "have a lice!" I was with a friend and we stared at her, completely confused, until she explained. We laughed with her, then said the same thing to another customer about ten minutes later 💀 She was awesome
Worked at an escape room for two years always had to give big speeches and always be “in character”. Got a side seasonal job Hot Topic and answered the phone with “Hello what are you escaping today!”. Terrified the person on the other end 😭💀💀
You posted this the VERY SAME DAY I called a customer with a concern about their tub/shower not working, and told them that I’d heard they needed a help with some plub.
I work at Starbucks, and one time I was asking a customer for her name. When she answered I was going to respond with “oh, perfect!” But instead I tripped up on my words and said , “oh, person!” Like I was surprised to see a human being in the drive through.
Honestly, I have so much respect for customer service workers. One time me and my family were heading home from a vacation, it was early in the morning, I was still half asleep, and we stopped at a McDonald’s for breakfast. I really wanted a pie, but didn’t know if I wanted apple or cherry so I decided to get both. When it was my turn to order I stared the cashier lady in the eyes and said “I would like two *apple* pies, one apple and one cherry.” Bless her heart, either she was still tired too or she was used to this kind of thing, because she didn’t even bat an eye, meanwhile my dad is trying his best to not laugh, my sister is rolling on the floor in hysterics, and my mom also not being a morning person was just as clueless to what I said as I was. I was completely mortified once I realized what I had said, but hey at least I got my pies.
I wonder if she was conflicted on one apple pie, one cherry or 2 apple pies, another apple pie, and a cherry pie. Or 2 apple pies, an apple, and a cherry.
This time I was the customer at a Mother's Day thing, and I gave the guy the right amount of money for a candle. Afterwards I said "Keep the change" because I saw it in movies and thought you just was meant to say it. I was like 7 and it still haunts me to this day...
I work at an Aldi, and once managed to completely mentally check out for the 4 seconds it took me to get the next cart positioned beside me to start the next person’s order. The next person was an older lady, and with a smile on my face, pleasant as could be, I said “Hi, how old are you?” 🙃
I used to work as a barista, and when I handed someone their coffee they asked if it was the lactose free one, and I just said "I hope so" and walked away. I actually didn't even know.
Over my time as a cashier, I came to realize that when I said "Have a nice day," I really meant "Please leave." The day I accidentally said what I meant felt like I had a hole digged through me.
I remember I was seating a family of 4 once. After they got seated, I looked at the woman and asked her “I’ll bring over some kids menus. Three, right?” She looked at me all confused and then told me they just needed two. One of the people, who I assumed was another kid, was in fact her husband
I worked at McDonald’s and one day a woman and her daughter came in and asked for an M&M Mcflurry. For some reason I could not for the life of me make an M&M McFlurry. So I made an Oreo one. And I threw it away. Then I made another Oreo McFlurry. And I threw it away. And another. And another. This went on probably 6-8 times at which the mother and daughter both just started feeling bad for me. The mother even called out “No!” as I was making what would be the last mistake that night. I just gave up and asked a co-worker to make them an M&M McFlurry. Deep down, maybe, I wanted them to have an Oreo McFlurry because I would never eat an M&M McFlurry. Theories still ongoing.
I've been there. You make it wrong the first time, and then the second time, so you assure yourself you'll get it right this time but you second guess what's actually right and what's wrong and get stuck in a loop
One time me and a few coworkers (including the guy that usually takes orders) were in the back preparing pizza during a really slow time of day for business and I started doing an Italian monster voice talking about the pizza and went to grab marinara sauce and saw a mortified customer waiting to have their order taken 🙃🙃
Nice to know this happens to everyone. I worked at a grocery store and asked a guy if he had a rewards card for the store as I was giving him back the rewards card
Was helping this lady out in the meat dept during thanksgiving and she was looking through all the turkeys, she asked me “Do these birds get any bigger?” I said “No ma’am they’re dead”
I work at Chick- fil - A, so when I worked up front it was policy to say the characteristic "My Pleasure". One time I went to say "my pleasure" and "no problem" at the same time and instead said, while looking them dead in the eye, "No pleasure. My problem. I"m sorry."
oh god, I worked at goodwill and my poor coworker said over the pa "thanks for shopping at Walmart!" and she realized it quickly after, cried, and said she'd never even worked at Walmart! i was HOWLING
Once my teacher told a story of how the waiter went around and asked her, “how is your food?” My teacher said that it was bad, and the waiter said “great!” And walked away. Later she came back and said, “Excuse me, did you say you didn’t like it?”
Several weeks after I started working at Walgreens, I was home alone late one night. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my cat walk into the room... and I turned and asked her if I could help her find anything.
There’s this guy that works at my local arby’s that just says “happy to help” to everything said to him and honestly i dont blame him for just sticking to the script
As someone who currently works in customer service I laughed harder than I normally do because of how relatable some of these were. I once confidently told someone “Good morning!” It was the very end of my shift and was quite dark out. I was also outside at the time as well.
I would always accidentally say "have a good day" when it was night, or keep saying "have a good weekend" after the weekend had ended. So I just gave up and would always say "have a good one." Can't ever be wrong with that one.
Oof, I've done that before. I was usually on closing shifts, but I would occasionally open, and I was so used to saying "have a good night", I would sometimes say that to people at like 6am.
here’s a story that actually happened to me today. I’m a paramedic and I had a patient that thanked me for my help once we got him into his room in the ER and I replied with “no, thank YOU” and left. I was like, did I just thank this man for having a medical episode?
Once, when my best friend finished serving a table that was celebrating their grandfather’s 95th birthday, she accidentally told him, “Enjoy the rest of your days 😁!” And was too shocked to correct herself so she just walked away as if it’s what she meant to say xDDDD
I used to work in a grocery store. Once I was walking down a busy isle and had to squeeze past a very large woman. She was putting a package of bacon in her shopping cart. I meant so say excuse me to her, but instead I looked her right in the eyes and said ”cannibalism” with a big smile in my face.
Spent a decade in customer service, and I never will do it again, but I fondly remember the time I worked at the Best Buy complant desk, and I tried to tell someone "Stop harrassing Arash" (my coworker) but it came out as "Stop harrash her ass", and I paused in a fit of brain rot and confidently concluded "...her ashes." Dude slammed the desk and left.
Omg the ammount of times I've asked a customer "do you need the receipt" either as a first greeting or while saying goodbye after already having handled the reciept is PAINFUL!
I seem to be the only customer who wants receipts because it happens quite often that cashiers ask me if I want the receipt and after I say yes, they crumple it up, throw it in the bin and then look at me in horror saying "Oh!" 😨 😅😅
@@ThindiGee happens to me from time to time since I've now got that crumple motion in my muscle memory but most of the time I give them out unharmed when the ppl ask for it. To be fair I do live in germany which means half the customers want the reciept
I'll never forget walking into McDonald's in the morning and confidently asking for "an egg and cheese spackrack"...snack wrap was clearly too hard for me.
I picked up the phone at my job while looking at my boss hoping she would help me with the sheer volume of people calling in. Instead of asking the customer on the phone “can you hold?” I asked “can you help me?” Also Matt, normally idc how you refer to yourself- except you’ve identified yourself as being 33 recently, which is the same age as me, so can you …. PLEASE….. not call yourself “middle aged”? 😭🤣😭 we’ve got seven years left!
Ah.....Matt, you could read a stereo instruction manual outloud and I would laugh. You, sir, are a comedic genius, and in a world where laughter is rare, you brighten my day immensely. Thank you! ❤🏵️♥️
@@MichaelDarrow-tr1mnespecially one for a stereo created by some Japanese company that doesn’t even bother finding a proper translator for their manuals…
I worked for a call center like 20 years ago and this is when customers were first learning to pay online. I had to do a temporary password reset for a customer and the only parameter was I tried to use was something simple so the customer could get back in to reset. I once told the customer "Ok, your temporary password is password - Capital P, lowercase assword". As soon as it was out of my mouth, the lady on the other line burst out laughing. I apologized profusely and my company loved playing the recorded call in training sessions. A friend told me they used it to train new employees on what not to do for years afterwards 😂😂
I work in retail and a customer I had helped left and told me to have a great day, and I just replied with “hi”. Realizing my mistake I yelled “WAIT NO HAVE A GREAT DAY” and startled the person next to me. I also once told someone the signs were on sale instead of “the sales are on the signs”. I’m usually an eloquent speaker but gosh dang it customer service brainrot really throws that out of the window.
The number of times I've said "good morning" when it's clearly nighttime; ended an order with "what can I get for you?" as I'm handing their card back; asked for their name multiple times even though I already wrote it down... Also I work at CFA so I'll often end an interaction with "My pleasure" even if they never said "thank you"... the worst though was like 10 minutes before close, I went to read out their total and just... forgot how to read numbers. Like I had to stop and think about what those symbols meant and how to pronounce them
"The sales are on the signs" is interesting because it could be interpreted as either: - "the items that are on sale are listed by signs"; or - the converse of "the signs are on sale", i.e. "any item that is on sale is a sign."
@@jessicacallaghan8082 I’ve done the opposite….I usually close so when I do open, I often ask “what are we shopping for tonight” when it’s like 10:30 in the morning 😂 I used to work at CFA as well and it took forever to get out of the “my pleasure” habit
I once mixed up the steps I was supposed to go through as a cashier so badly that I ended up asking the customer "Are you a phone?" I was supposed to first ask if they were a member of our rewards program, then ask for their phone # number if they were.
Reminds me of the time I was trying to ask a customer if they had an account with us. I usually say "are you a member with us?" or "do you have a phone number with us?" But my brain glitched and I said "do you have a member with us?" 🙃
I had some pretty bad brainrot when I worked at CVS in the pharmacy. I was picked to do a PA for a customer, and hadn't done one before so I was like "Hello, hello, is this on?" all over the store, before I recognized it was on and finished the announcement with the other techs cracking up at my reaction. I also wanted to do a follow up call for a patient, reached his spouse, and she confusedly asked "isn't he there already?" I called the pharmacist's wife looking for him while he was working, 10 ft away from me.
I once did a closing announcement where I stuttered horribly and exclaimed "fuck-" and then restarted the announcement and ended it with "holy shit" because I thought I pushed the end button but it was still going and like four people stopped shopping just to stare at me 💀
I work at an asian fast food place that has spring rolls as well as noodles. A person in the drive once tried to order 6 noodles, and I was like you mean 6 packages, he said no I mean 6 noodles. I was so stunned and told him we don't sell noodles individually, this confused him. The back and forth continued until I asked if he meant something other than noodles, turns out he didn't realize that he had said the word noodle in place of spring rolls for the past two minutes
Once, when I was ordering salad at a restaurant, the waitress asked me what type of dressing I would like, and me, normally eating ranch on all my salads, confidently answered “regular”
this video was MADE for me- here’s some of my stories: i work at a restaurant and im a host so im consistently telling people to enjoy! (very enthusiastic) their meal. on more than one occasion someone has asked me for the location of our bathroom and after telling them and they say thank you i go “please enjoy!” the amount of awkward looks i’ve gotten is insane. also, one time i was helping out a customer over the phone and he said thank you and i was trying to say “no problem” and “my pleasure” and i said “my problems…. umm goodbye” and hung up. i was also helping with a doctor pepper sampling one time and we were giving out dr pepper zero sugar cans in dr pepper koozies and someone came up to me and asked if we were selling the koozies and i tried to tell him “they’re free” while also says “it’s dr pepper zero sugar” and looked this man dead in the eyes and said “it’s free sugar!” and shoved the can into his hands.
Working at a little cafe once, had a regular came in (who I knew quite well) and he ordered a hot tea from me. I rang him up, turned to start his tea, and was just talking away to him. When I was done, I popped the lid on, turned back to him, handed it off and went, “Careful. It’s… tea.” I meant to say that it was hot, but my brain had shut off a long time before then. I was on hour 8 of a 10 hour shift, with no break. He opened the lid, and acted scared to see it to make me laugh (which worked) as I slowly slunk to the floor in embarrassment.
I was supposed to go greet a customer and ask if they needed anything but totally forgot why I went up to her and ended up saying “why you shop??” And immediately turned back around and went back to the resister without giving her a chance to speak 😞
@JurassicGlitchy and I feel it's absolutely something I could do because I'm distracted easily and tend to do things automatically.😂 Took the card -> should put it back where I took it -> to customer's mouth.
"that'll be all" "yeah I get that a lot" probably the perfect thing to say if someone is socially awkward with you as a worker, just to break the tension
I worked at Starbucks, and a lady asked for a chocolate latte. I told her I'd call out a Mocha Latte and explained to her what was in it, so she wasn't confused. I made the drink, and like five minutes later she comes back and I swear to god goes "Why does my latte taste like chocolate"
I will never forget the time I was in a pub in Cornwall, we had just ordered our food and drink and the waiter replied with ‘okay, I lo- I lov- I- I Uhm- I love you guys, I’ll get your drinks in a seconds’ he walked off smiling yet embarrassed and I didn’t see him again for the rest of the evening
It's unbearably cute. I used to have to call people early to give them work assignments, and sometimes people who haven't woken up default to a sleepy little "okay...love you, bye" and my reaction was like 🥹 every time, lol
I once tried to compliment a customer by saying both "your hair is so pretty" and "your skin is glowing" at the same time and ended up saying "Your hain sis plowing" 💀💀💀💀💀and then when I went to say "my pleasure" (I work at chick fil a) I said "my POWER" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 SLGHSLDFLKDSH
I once dialed the wrong number at work. A man with litterally the deepest voice ive heard answers and goes "Hello?" and i proceed to ask "Hi, is this claire I'm speaking to" this was followed by the man erupting into laughter pn the other end
I was at Wendy's during one of my lunch breaks a couple weeks ago, and I asked for a single burger, and then I actually asked the cashier: "Do you guys have a 6-piece Chicken McNuggets?" I instantly realized what I said. She jokingly said back to me: "We have a 6-piece Chicken Nuggets, we don't serve McNothing!" That was probably my dumbest moment at a restaurant. 😱🤣
I was at the point of tears laughing while watching this. All you could hear from the other room was just a maniacal, "HeeHeheEehe" 🤣🤣 I didnt realize i needed a laugh so bad 😭
as somebody with slow processing which can occasionally result in a less-than-fortunate spoonerism or incomprehensible/rude phrase, I felt every single one of these deep in my bones and I wish all of these people a swift and easy recovery
REALLLL theres a lot of space between my words when i talk specifically cause it takes me so long to find the words i want to say, its probably very much preferable over this lol (still annoying when ppl just say “never mind” and move on tho…… like bro wait a sec im getting there 😭)
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 So real. It also causes me to interrupt people a lot because by the time I've understood what's been said, they've started talking, it's so annoying. And sometimes I just don't finish sentences or say something wrong and my friends look at me weird because I thought I said something that made sense but forgot to say the end or whatever. I try to take my time to think out what I'm going to say but in a conversation it's hard to keep up that way so I just end up saying the first thing that comes to mind. It's gotten me in trouble a few times haha.
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 Oh my god I HAAATE when people just go "nvm :/" and move on like I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!! /! gimme a minute
I work at a local cafe and one time I was taking a customers order. They decided to order onion rings and that automatically comes with a sauce, including ranch. When asking them I tried to say "What kind of sauce would you like with that" but instead I said "What kind of ranch would you like with sauce?"
I used to work at a bank, and instead of asking a customer if they wanted their statement validated, I said “Would you like me to violate this for you?” 😶