That one meant for the boyfriend was all those emojis, and only one being a noise instead of a word, really caught me off guard. “Kissing face emoji, kissing face emoji, AUGH, heart, heart, heart”
i was confident it was condition but for some reason the emoji made me rethink if con dishing is actually a word and that i'm just not smart enough to know it xD (i do understand now that they were trying to convey rating, aka how good the shirt was lol)
"Ok when will she die" I'm sure the buyer was hoping for like, a "sorry to hear that, it's okay, no charge" and the seller wasn't having it... but *DAMN.* 😂
Always fun when people mistake an abbreviation for an insult. For example, when the nurses write "SOB" in your chart, they mean that you're having trouble breathing (shortness of breath). Understandably though, many people assume it means something else.
2:38 Matt darling, those were flat measurements. You're meant to double them. The actual full measurements would look more like 30.5 inch waist, 34.5 inch hip. That being said, HOLY COW WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WOMANS WAIST IS 15 INCHES AROUND WHERE ARE HER ORGANS
Dear Matt Rose, I regret to inform you that the emojis you classified as “Squids”(🐙) Are actually octopus emojis. THIS is a squid :“🦑”. Thank you for your time :)
The Smoke on the Water riff at 9:19 killed me 💀 (I’m a huge classic rock fan so it’s always fun to see references to it in the videos I watch, thanks for putting that there)
11:18 “Bath boyz, bath boyz” “Watcha gonna do?” “Watcha gonna do when they come for you?” Edit: do two people in the replies not know the song, or are they joking around?
Just wanted to put it out there that it is just so nice to see a genuine fellow Brit on RU-vid. You visit any fandom that merely mentions the UK and I bet there are Americans etc making fun of our accents and culture, harassing anyone claiming to be British, and generally being racist. I've been subscribed to you since your first Furby video, and my siblings and I absolutely love you, Bamboo and your girlfriend. Live long and prosper my g 😁
She was teying to say ❤🐙🐙😍😍😍😍🐙❤❤🐙😍😍😍🔥💕💕💕❤❤❔️❔️😍🦖🦖😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🦖😍😍❔️❔️❤❤❤❤💕💕😙❔️❔️🐙🐙🐙🦖😘😘😩😘🦖😍😙❔️😙❔️❔️💕😊😊😊😇😇😇😇❤❤❤❤🐙 Also yes i did just copy that all out My back hurts from doing that
6:54: I love Matt Rose’s ability to read fluent freaking gibberish, even when he’s still drunk. I’m not and I still can read gibberish, a little not as good as him, though but it’ll do the job for now. Yep, I think…
Maybe they thought "me temo" was a Spanish thing and no way "I'm afraid" means the same thing in English. Or they used Google Translate and "I'm afraid" got translated into "tengo miedo".
6:06 It's ironic how the automatic captions from RU-vid didn't detect 'voila' when Matt read the proper spelling, but somehow shows the correct spelling when he read the wrong spelling. I even thought it was spelled 'walah' or something like that 🤔
I don’t THINK she’s been bashed over the head. Probably just super drunk. If the seller is the girl in the picture, why did she choose THAT picture? If the seller is NOT the person in the picture…. There is a whole novel in here.
Just subbed about two weeks ago and have been watching a few videos every night before bed, and finally a new one, I was starting to think Matt wasn't making videos anymore, lol! Also because I have been watching so much, I have been having dreams about me watching this channel, and in a few had Matt in them even, though I don't remember much of what I was watching or what Matt was doing in them, just remember he was in the dream, lol! Also recently shared some of his videos on Twit ( what I call X now ) and got a like from Matt, which was cool!
