Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #19 

No the real treasure be treasure

They fought for the picture

I'm still wondering: HOW THE HELL DID THEY BEGIN HITTING THEM EVEN KNOWING WHAT INSIDE THE BOX WAS A PHOTO!? And why no one remembered that picture being that it must have been a trip that they made themselves and so took that picture

I think you missed out on the part where the wimp got shot.

No the real treasure be treasure *bang*

So they had you the entire clip

Same

Robernt*

I couldnt understand the purpose of this line

3:19 😂

oh no, rip :(

Your comment is as old as a new born

@@theunknown5564 Does that really matter?

Same 😆😆😆😆😆😆

@@theunknown5564 no, I’m fairly certain newborns are a little younger than one year old.

Well like she said “They all do that”

@@daxbroussard1411 then she just slowly laugh at it

That's gonna BUG me

Ha..Ha...Ha..Ha...Ha..Ha...

Ypur usage of British swear words was quite ungentlemanlike, and I do not approve. Good day!

I would have French kissed him

Terroristsr44hh4u44yy4y44h44h4herbert

Omg that made me laugh and cry😂😅

*he’ll just take it from your pUrSe or BaNk*

Lol

No don’t poke him-

Dio did that

So, you think you can talk about that?

Jotaro Kujo well, Jotaro, you are dead.

Yare yare daze

Jotaro Kujo dont pull that on me.

… did you just confuse a stapler to a cell phone… for real? Cause I’m about to put a light in a cloud on your do badden butt

S t a p l e r p h o n e

Yes, Many more.

I always knew that it was penis man

Finnish Farming its Batman not battman

@@juku619 its batman

liper dinko r/woooosh

Or how many spiders did they make him eat.

But are tarantulas worse?

What the fuck that I saw

@@Slovakslav Spiders Georg. He’s a statistical outlier, and should not be counted.

True dat

What ever DAD...

Lol

You got that from the beach house

Stop stealing my catchphrase

Kid: Mo-Mom! Dad: And everyone else!!!

Nothing, nothing!!!!!!

Their is nothing at all 😨🔪

SIKE YALL THOUGHT HEHE I BELIEVE IN GOD 👁👄👁

@@Mako.15968 Apparently you don't believe in grammar either lol

10:47 lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine spinning in a circle with it

@Christian Plønd Nielsen 7Z Vestre Skole let's say they were superhumans who don't need oxygen, knowing that the closest place in the known universe that can possibly contain life is 4.2 light years away, traveling at mach 30 would take around 18000 years to travel 1 light year, so you would times 18000 whatever the number is by mach 30 and it would be around 650 million years to travel 1 light year, times that by 4.2 and you get around 2.6 billion years. Rough estimate is that it would take that long, now the fact that they manage to find a completely different reality where ladders are sentient would probably mean that somewhere along their travels they found a black hole or some anomaly that teleported them to that existence. Now the nearest black hole is within 27000 light years away so if we do the same estimate maths as earlier it would take them 17.5 quadrillion years to reach the one at the centre of our galaxy. By that time it would have moved or died out so i would say they either came across a 1 in 9 to the power of 99999999 chance of coming across that at any given time within their journey. So basically they are either gods or immortal super beings with a luck x 1 billion enhancement or something along those lines.

@@Thatguy-vu5iu the ladder is magical, magic ladders make it garunteed to go to the ladder planet when you enter a black hole, so no luck required.

4minutes

FS RU-vid maybe some minutes

DeeRL nah they just got a ladder

All of the students coming out are blonde, bit what happened to the red hair?

@@June_Chichimoco we don’t talk about that

Why not be positive? He’s got his ladder!

He's hiding his tears

Hahahahahahhahahahaha

Belt...

The police at his door

Is it pants? 😃 (is it pants)😨

Mood

"Will you put a light in a cloud so we can put a lock on a . . . Clown?" *Pokes clown* "No Rob don't poke him!--"

I can

🤣

Maybe that's how the..... You know

@liamsteam walsh exkusmi?

@liamsteam walsh like, wtf bro?

@liamsteam walsh It’s that that is severely disturbing. That’s not saying much considering what c&h is.

Impossible.

@@thesilentone1936 of course for low thinking

Jackie Chan taught us that if nothing else

Netherite: imma end this object’s whole career

Don't forget species

That part killed me

Lol

I was literally going to type it than I see this!

🤣

Please help Me with my life I guess now he’s the poked

I lost my great gpa last October

How old r u? U dont seem very bright...

20 20 the hell is that susposed to mean

@@wewoys spelled “thought” wrong and random attention grabber where not needed

@@thepencilfromjohnwick3938 really? Makes you seem like an idiot if you can’t see that everyone makes spelling mistakes and this doesn’t look like an attention seeking comment it looks like a regular comment that actually makes sense, I was thinking about my grandparents passing too when I watched that part

That was the point.

Wholesome

100th like say "sub to pewdiepie" in a video

I dont have a light so put a phone in the sky

I don't have a cloud so put a light in the phone

LOL

Babyface_Vaeh ur not cute ur just odd or weird I’m not subbing

Kid: becomes the Joker and kills his dad

Actually, (in my case at least) it didn't affect me, and I have intense arachnophobia. It's mostly the movement of their legs and faces that set me off, but animated ones don't affect me.

The throwing up was meh, but oh geez the closeups... yeah those got me...

@@-wingsofwasp- Something about that deliberate gait they have, a type of movement so few 2d and 3d animators can nail

I think you chose the wrong time stamp

You missed the time stamp by a lot

Was actually at 15:36

Hold up bitches

"catch you on the flipflop b*tch" -spaceworm

dadditude

Paul Cochet it’s called an alcoholic step father

Joseph Stalin is called discipline

Mariah Concengco you should be sent to the gulang

A bad dad

The boi also had a Tommy vercetti shirt from GTA vice city

nah he the joker

God damn it Bobby... Robert... Um...?

Its actually robird

hobby

It’s ackchually Robird (mocking the two comments up )

Ooh he’s been roburnt

Dad, there’s a cloud in front of the suuuuuuun! Don’t worry son, *I L L G E T M Y LADDER*

**crying** Mom... Mom! *A N D E V E R Y O N E E L S E*

Bird and cat : *D E D*

They breathe in space by the power of ladder

Any problem in the World can be solved with that ladder.

CrocMint Why did they kill you

CrocMi

ikr... gosh ... lol

CrocMint for real 😂😂

CrocMint same lol

Boogie Thug Rose is that blood

@@blainebean3159 it's his period blood.

.............. an intentionally shoddy rendition of an overdone 90's movie concept doesn't count as 'story'

@@drflaggstaff9008 what

Animated Hawk 383 I understand stand it and all but if you bring IQ into conversation 1) you sound like a ass 2) you’re probably not the smartest either

Animated Hawk 383 I LOVE rick and morty

@@AnimatedHawk383I must say some people in the comment section have prepostutius grammar quite innovative if them to expand there English lexicon by making up their silly words I must say bravo.

Lol

Wait at the end he had the laughing toxin like the joker uses sooo it makes sense

Sonny that was fukin *MUSTARD GAS*@@errorsarefunny

@@errorsarefunny bro he was choking, not laughing. And joker had a medical condition, not any gas

@@duncananderson6209 oh true lol

On the ladder one, if they needed someone to hold the ladder on Earth, why was it standing upright perfectly on the Ladder World?

Kamrynn Anderson gravity must have been different on the ladder planet.

THAT WAS MY BROTHER!!!!!!

The Watcher oh

No

I like trains

EXACTLY

HEAVEN DOESN'T EXIST! YOUR IN A VOID LIKE A BLACK HOLE!

@@Wavgun3k Damn Ya!!!!!

See it positively...u don't need to see any idiots again.

Oh shut up.

@@Above965 they won't. They'll keep on making bad jokes

Bad puns are the worst

REVERSE CARRRRRRRRD

Wtf is this comment

Looking for a one night stand? Put a light in the cloud xp

@cherryeuphoria Put a light in a cloud

hey bro

bighead bros

Need a pickle jar opening? PUT A LIGHT IN A CLOUD!

😂😆 you can wonder

They have no mind, they take these ideas straight from a drug dealer and so did i

XD

It's cyanide and Happiness, borfbrain

Nevaeh Hamilton I hope messing up the name was part of the joke well if there was one lol

Bharat

You right

Robo_Squirrel all the friends killed each other and the last one got nothing for it

The US army should have just walked away with it since a sheriff can not do anything against their country.

Reminds me of that song One Tin Soldier (Legend of Billy Jack)

In a weird way me to

Yeah

Carsten N that shits so scary

No they dont

No that must be what hella like

I believe every word that man says. That scares me.

Carsten N that scared me my dad is old

Quick Fix exactly. Like how important it is to put a light in a clowd, or to how to properly have your peener tied in a pretzel.

Quick Fix to be fair you need a high iq to watch rick and morty.

Oh my god

Quick Fix "Ridendo castigat moris"

Yeah, that's what most of comedy is...

Same tho

That spit take was great tho

Same

same i wannadie

Article ViperZz me to

I don't get it

Put a light in a cloud

What’s a prison? Do you mean box with bars?

Pizza Gamer the one put a light in a cloud.

I’m the 381th like

Yep just gunna walk away

Tavyon Harris I didnt ask for an existential crisis...

I DONT EVEN-

Doctor Jay think of it like this, we go through so much, and the chances that we even have a life means there’s no way there isn’t anything else, it’s just not possible

As a Christian I say that everyone has their own beliefs,no ones belief is greater or lesser than anyone else’s.I do believe there is a heaven and hell after this and some believe that there is just a void when we die and it’s ok to believe in what you want.Christians believe atheists beliefs are all wrong and atheists believe religion is just a fairytale.God doesnt force you to believe in him,altho he will reward the ones who do with a life after.And some believe that it’s light out after you die,i say there is no wrong way to believe in what’s after death.

Stop being everywhere you silly dog

hmm yes interesting ii

hmm yes interesting agreed

hmm yes interesting help me

DirSec help me

JoJo.

Take it from me: no Batman villain or rip off is innocent.

That guy is probably the equivalent of ra shal ghul

Take a look at la comedie

Yeah I feel bad for him

When you walk through the cells All you see is *Sadness*

Michael-Anthony Gillespie oh gawd

Michael-Anthony Gillespie I feel ya’ I have chronic arachnophobia...

Michael-Anthony Gillespie right

Michael-Anthony Gillespie i wanna puke 😆

Zaza and Tata that was funny

That guy looked like hes seen some shit😂😂

Tahlias Squad 😁

Ha ha

Tahlias Squad I laghed so much

It says in the credits of the short

Lol

Brina Pelincia

She also voices ciel phantomhive from black butler

Lol

This comment should have more likes

1 year has past

You'd be the first one. These babies will be offended/triggered/aroused by anything and everything.

@@PunakiviAddikti Luckly those people are worthless and don't take up much space.

I get it somebody says bang

Jolene Gordon no one said bang someone shot someone else.

@@saddog8087 you didn't listen close enough

Orange shirt guy said bang.