Cyanide & Happiness Compilations - Trolley Tom 

Hahah

He didn't want to kill them, its just that if the trolley stops, toms heart stops.

He can't come late, he has responsibilities you know...

@@SteldootVA true

That's why he was a good person

That's because she's so strong she can't be seen. Her power level is OVER 9000!!!

Maybe she'll be in the game!

She still has to

nobody said exactly when she will return^^ she might terrorize earth in a thousand years from now.

Just wait till you see the will. You get nothing!

The brakes failed hence why he can’t stop

Nah, it just showed what type of people really watch C&H.

@@IrnFox ..kind of like showing them what type of people we really are?

You mean idiots?

@@jeanniprice699 you mean, realistic? Yeh

But the boooox

And his son

same

I’m suprised of how many people voted for tom to go to hell

@@jamiek4860 I mean he did kill 10 million people.

If she's not smart enough to move she can't kir cancer

D E S T R O Y T H E C H I L D

The kid should've died

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHH

@@Torrent263 Nah, some people can be smart, but not have common sense. The lack of common sense here is extreme though XD

FIRST BLOOD

Double kill!

Lol

Quantum slime.

Quantum slime going to become feral if you play slime rancher you will get this

Can't ruin your likes, but know that I really want to.

@@nicholasfarrell5981 oh my god i just saw it thank u

Explains why there’s so few train accidents compared to cars.

🤣🤣🤣

He eats carrots while he waits for everyone to vote

He eventually runs him over...

Hype yeah, I got the joke. It’s, to an extent, an attempt at a jokey explanation of the joke, but it can be taken as a “didn’t get the joke” comment, yeah.

@@FrostGlader dude it's just something I wrote for fun no need to get technical lol 😂

More like hold my Trolly cap

@@patriciacatalano3436 Nah, when he says 'hold my trolley' he means 'the internet voted to kill you and you will be holding my trolley for .5 seconds before you are a pancake!'

Wrong they might not have a soul anymore but now they have Bob Ross's soul very valuable

I don't know why I laughed at that comment 😳

Whoever wrote this comment. Shut the the fu-

@@not_zyro who ever wrote this reply needs to finish school

@@blueanonymousguy224 needs*

Same.

Super easy barley an inconvinence

Ok

@@uchihabomber1296 Barley? As in the spice?

It was either this or more sans in Smash Bros videos

18*

He didn’t kill them. The internet did. Trolley Tom is innocent, don’t forget that. :P

2 minutes of him in heaven

At this point of time, this "complication" is just an excuse to not make video with 2 shorts

If his daddy taught him so well, why didn't he realize at one point to STOP THE TRAIN

Right? Why kill Bob Ross over Tom Hanks

@@philipjohnson3942 Bob Ross is already dead. He didn't feel anything.

Why not kill the next Hitler?

@@almightycinder true, true

Yep

yes =) dog to cute

Everyone: hmm Trolley tom: kill all you friends family pets and good people for 1 card or kill Everyone bad and Satan Everyone: GIVE ME THOSE CARDS

@@RedBeardRose but it’s with you evil twin and how do you know the dog is still alive?

Yes

I'm pretty sure that was for our murder buddy tom, sometimes we gotta make sacrifices for our murder buddies

Obviously isn't much though

And they ruin it by killing bob Ross >:(

'We kill Bob Ross tho'

Yea literally

Very poetic

Not just our hearts but also our guts

Right before he killed all of us

Regardless of how much therapy we take, we will never forget

Yes

I back this

Yes please

Omfg yas!

Remember when Tony sent that guy to heaven by mistake and we got to go see heaven. Would be funny if he accidentally sent Trolly Tom to hell for the murders and that’s how we get a glimpse at hell, when Tony goes send him up to heaven

Excuse me WHAT

I like trolly Tom, but not like that

Wtf

Hello

@@person9385 no way

I know right

Yeah

I WANT MORE BLOOD

guy

Spoilers

Mr. Blue Guy Tom loves trolleying

I think I know which option he should choose choose take the dog to the family and then run right into the evil twin

Total ditto

Mr. Blue Guy if he stops the trolly he’s heart stop beating

He can’t stop it lol

For me, it was "cho-cho, motherfuckers!" XD

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I am not killing people. You just walked in front of the gun and I am the one who pulls the trigger

How did you die did the terrorist kill you

It was OUR dog tho

Uhh, o-k?

@@Scp--op7ub What was the point of that comment?

Thier is none

There was no option for that

@@yourmum-fq1qz I could have sworn there was, I definitely remember a ton of comments saying multi drift

Color Wing We are all whims of Trolley Tom. It is wise not to question him.

@@DankEngine2005 All hail Trolley Tom, Decider of Fates!

@Randomede TV lol ikr

Why's the trolley empty

They're content creator's

The joke everyone made when the game was going on months ago was that he should have multitrack drifted into purgatory.

You now have 69 likes

@@Instabwillity you mean 70

@@jeremiahharris2403 71*

82

Oh me oh my

HADEZ **Spoiler**

Lol I feel that

And a murder trolley. Don't forget the murder trolley.

But wait, on the other Track theres a dildo waving evil clown!!!

*It's a beautiful duwang outside*

@@daffareyhandikahermawan371 *chew*

its randomness *decide

@Yanice Plomp Let him become Hitler

20% chance to fail

Let him become hitler to shoot him self again

so dumb

Hey

When he said that, I said to myself, " But you already have one!"

Is that before or after he runs you over

@@fusionmasterable probably after

time stamp?

Me

NO

@@lisamarie4653 r/woooosh

NO PLS DONT RELEASE THE VIRUS

@@Soyjakgamingbutawesome I HAVE WITTNESED A WOOSH

Corona

But they kill there own mother

@@koichihiroselemecfiable1669 Yeah she will come back stronger than ever though

And his son, and they sent him to heaven

Ok but they killed a santa over the antichrist 😂

@@perrytheplatypus3950 Priorities

I have been to this place before

Yup. That they all are psychopaths/assholes?

You expected anything less?

Oh and they are very, very suicidal.

Casually

And our dog. Everything is ok.

Plot twist: It was his plan all along using the law of probability and determinism to manipulate us into imploding.

Lol

And I dont have a dog

Bitch, I saved my dog.

Run

I wouldn't have wanted to have gone out any other way. Trolley Tom is my idol

Marry me 💍🤣

The twin

The doctor

Right

Baloon

Me who's dog is already dead: *cries*

@@matthewgallaway3675 should had picked the other option

Dogs are expendable vermins

@@christophervonderahe8289 noo but the father with five children are just strangers there expendable becuase i hardly know them and my dog Is like a brother to me if someone kill my dog ill kill he/she pets all of them and feed it to he/she and kill he/she

@@rhoydplaz2853 you took my comment too seriously

Not having him run over Jesus was a mistake.

Purgatony - Trolly Tom Crossover confirmed!

@@coddyclements2834 I'd love to see him have to send Tom to hell because he actually is responsible for the deaths

"Hey uh... Mr. Tom" "That's Trolley Tom young man (lol)" "Yes, well your file says you were never assigned to heaven you just... Drove up there" "That I did oh dear oh me" "Well that's not how it works you can't drive into heaven you have to be seen by people like me who look over your life and see where you go based on your life" "Well the last few days of my life were spent killing a bunch of people oh dear oh my" "Well you're off to a pretty bad start" "But it was the internet's fault!!! I didn't have a choice!!!" It says here you were consistently given two choices." I'm not feeling like writing anymore but tom would ask about a choice similar to how he did in this and Tony will ask who he's talking to send him to hell and we get a fiery screaming "Okay bye" Only draw back is Tom is too good to go to hell as funny as my writing might be getting over that hump of sending their hero to hell is hard to do