D&D Vines: Fools Gold 

No

God I love your work ;;

i love this

Bingo dingo

Flashbacks.

Hey, I'm all in for players not realizing their consequences until the action has occurred. I might enjoy it a little *too* much...

Literally going to have this part of the video on loop for my group

Me: ok then your party wont be happy though

My favorite part. Hahahahaha!

@@thederp2721 idk about that -- unintended consequences is basically the start of "hijinks ensue" for anything imo. That's why I like it so much

Ooh, that's gotta burn...poor giant bby ;--;

OOO I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT-

Oh my gods that's horrible! She doesn't even have lips, how does she eat?

@@shady4546 didn't you hear her? She called Gorthan a pussy

@@venom_colada1512 To be fair, the only thing Gorthan did was get turned into a pterodactyl and then Peace Out, at least as far as we know for certain. I'd call him a pussy too.

Just shows how badass she is.

oh NO

Well she said that she can't feel pain in her face so that's good I guess?

but she said it isn't canon

@@Ravertine "much"

Someone in the party I DM just shot an NPC last time without reason. It started with "Can I just roll to see if I would hit?", and ended with everyone shouting "SHOOT HIM!!!".

Really felt that one

oh boy do they have consequences

@@heroslippy6666 my players decided to overthrow a seemingly random government and its gonna lead to a dictator being put in place so like. Consequences.

Maybe I know there will be concequences and seeing the chaos of my shinanigans gives me joy.

Talk for yourself, I deserved this, I know my own value

YESSSSSSS everything that you said was the truth

yes

true, very true... no this is like a prophecy

I asked for this

Your wish has been granted

Congrats

[quietly p] hnghhh sips and xanu,,,

Sips and xanu….

@@Hyacinth77 i made the comment before we knew much about xanu other than him being a voice in his head lol

FUCK YES. We need this.

legit, he should play all of them other then monkey ;)

YES

oh my god yes

Hi Jack. Can you send me some pics of 096 to spread? Thanks :)

Cloaked Kobold sure. You want the NSFW versions too?

@@MementoMorrigan Especially the nsfw ones ;)

Cloaked Kobold aight fam, I got you...

@@MementoMorrigan thanks mate :)

ikr?

I'm not even a DM and I felt that

especially with murderhobo players

As a DM I felt this on a very deep level. Sadly this is something that my players will never learn.

Not a dm, but I normally play a lizardfolk that kills and eats humans for no reason, dm tried to get the guard on my ass, I ended up intimidating them into running.

Dingo: master of cryptic foreshadowing

Wait when was that

@@EnderKL 2:45

also archeologist guy is dead

@@jslblaze8290 he’s not

y e s

Ye

unfortunately this was uploaded before that episode :c

It's the kind of thing no one knew we wanted until we got it.

The one thing we didn’t know we wanted

agreed I love those Videos xD And miss Vine....

Literally any Dm

DND in a sentence

This one is 100% canon

Yep

When will you learn when will you learn your actions have consequences ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I did all of this on a phone

Mmm yes i like this joke good joke

Speaking of sips, i named my first monkey in the survivalists after him

We all needed this and more

Dingo: This is the video nobody asked for Fools Gold Fans: The gods have answered are prayers!

No, no I don't think it is. Please stop unrepressing repressed memories.

The only reason it isn't asked for is because it was not a question we had thought of yet

lebron powell...I literally couldn’t say that ANY better!

Same

I love it

Well, I didn't ask for it. But then again, nobody asked me.

A ridiculously gay guy Nah, it was something we didn’t know we needed until it was delivered.

@@berzerkerdude655 same

I mean all DMs have screeched that line louder than the cries of the damned at least twice throughout their careers, so of course it would be canon.

"...Release aaaaall the sounds trapped in your mind..." [Ungodly wailing]

​@@wesleythomas7125[also technically _very_ godly wailing until recently]

And probably the two with Jack.

Abby was so annoying in ep 16

I know right! XD

More like when the nightmare of the DM begins.

I like how literally every d&d vine compilation I’ve seen has that one in for the dm

@@jjbeets8129 Hi there, new here to DnD on youtube. Where did you find the others?

Players do something: a) It was a bad idea. They suffer greatly. You are a bad DM for letting this happen. b) It was a bad idea but you try your best to help them. You are a bad DM for railroading. c) It is the 4th time they did something stupid in this session. You decide to teach them a lesson. You are a bad DM for being so hidebound. d) They derail the whole setup. You need several minutes to figure out where to go on from here. You are a bad DM for being so unprepared. No, i do not have an insecurity complex. (>

Who made that vine?

@@dr.endy2932 I want to know the exact same thing

Has anyone found the og vine of that one? It has been bothering the hell outta me since dingo posted this.

Vine Sips: "Okay, let's reveal a secret about ourselves..." That's a fairly lengthy list now.

Meeeeeee. And all I can see is Gothi’s *face* under the mask

Me

Me

I actually forgot and now all I can see is that horrible face

Sonic: ha ha, ha. One

I. NEED. MORE.

Yes the sequel also known as the video EVERYONE asked for.

I vote for the sequel!!!

Dingo: *starts sweating

Cats uwu and gothi trying to cleanse jawbone from any evil spirits

And also- Sneeze and Sips making beautiful music with an oven and a trombone(?)

Like Felix hasn't wanted to screech "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!", on many, many, many occasions.. XD

Hoy

It's canon in our hearts

for two occurences

**flashbacks to the time when Sips’s possessed corpse ripped a psychopathic ten year old child’s heart out and ate it in front of all of his friends**

1:10 don’t forget about the most recent episode involving gothi, her pain drinking vinegar must be horrible.

Juliet F IT JUST KEEPS GOING

Masked Kitty It might be the only drink she can feel at that point, she doesn’t have any nerves in there anymore Goood whyyyyy

1:32 with the reveal of Xanu just recently

Yoshi1 yea just like my life no one wanted to be my friend then one dude took out toy and his friend was like put that away you will summon a demon or some crap I went “YES NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT SO I CAN GO BACK TO HELL” and that’s how I met my friends

Boi it happend to my group ones

Stick Picks I want to hear this story

@@jacksparrow8506 You sound great

Lemme correct this Gothi: so what do you want to eat today The mech dragon: the souls of the innocent Sips on a good day: a bagel The mech drago: Noooo!!! Sips on a good day looking a sneeze: 2 bagels

@@goldendudeman DUDEEEEE THATS GOOOOOD 😮

@@booplesnoot1353 thank you :D

Yesssssss

Copied, there was a undertale version way before this

Yes, that was my fave!

Yes!

Never let Sips do karaoke again.

WHO SUMMONED ME

@@ColdspaceDog **screaming**

"Sips, NO!" Sips: "Sips, *YES*!!"

Me too

@@austinmcwilliams3412 yeah I guess -enter all of the kingdom hearts theme songs-

Have you seen ABD Illustrates? He made a video of DnD vines for his group.

did not expect this to get highlight lmao

True

I agree, I feel that is on point.

"I stole them"

It was the best part!

after 25 centuries the pain is probably nonexistent

I was waiting for it!

Me to

Agreed

The chicken one was definitely canon

a cannon is a weapon that launches large projectiles called cannonballs, a canon is a continuity of events in a fictional story, they are spelled different, but they both destroy ships lol

So Sips when someone hurts Sneeze?

NDT_DYNAMITE but we love to support sinking ships in this household

@@ndt_dynamite2247 if thats not the truest thing i've heard i don't know what is

I would argue the most Sips is the yoga AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think that’s when it has anything to do with the curse, when sips is calm is the 30grand vine.

Yes

Yeah, I immediately thought "hmm.... yeah I could see this."

I imagine it happened at 2am, in the middle of an inn, while everyone else in town is trying to sleep.

This is 100% percent cannon. I will not believe otherwise

sips and sneeze

@@pnutbutr7065 but sneeze has notes

Players/party and Felix (or really any dm)

Sips and uh literally anyone

How about 2:26?

You mean Sips: A bagel. Curse Sips: *What?* Sips: 2 bagels. Curse Sips: *NOOOOOOOO*

no it’s from a vine I think or an overwatch meme compilation ether way there right

Normal Sips or Sneeze: the souls of the innocent. Arena: A bagel. S&S: NOOOOO Arena: two bagels

I'd say it's happened at least twice. Since Tuesday.

I call canon on the part where sips allows 'all the sounds inside him' to come out during yoga.

omg zara can you send me a link to that vine cause I can’t find it

@@austindraws4876 same, i've never seen it before and i've been searching for 20 mins lol

How the hell did dingo even find it I need it

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ht0KDm2JKFc.html

That sounds like it is f*QUACK* cannon with Sips.

Necro reply is Necro, but I wanted to throw in my 2 cents and say that Gothi and Erina aren't innocent either. between poison potato and the berry thing

She did say much

Just a friendly heads up, you spelled fools wrong, sorry

Nice one 👍

It was soooo funny, we need MOOORE !!

My terible spelling skills strike again

Yep

Definitely

1:32 is my favorite

Yes!

3:22

Then Asmodeus appears in front of you and thanks you for your service.

Should be Sneeze with the knife.

@@Dragonian05 Sneeze can't talk.

@@xandan1668 Fair point. . . Kid Sips then?

@@Dragonian05 Potato girl

Armored Layers EXperimental hello my fellow Hazbin fan!

When I can easily see those characters doing most of this... yeah, no, this is pure headcanon to the fans, sorry, Dingo

Technically she said none of these were canon...much

My party has a session tonight. They are going to meet with a black dragon. I can only see this going well

@@josephtheoracle3344 How this want finally? 😂

@@billybobjohns3758 my party didnt get there unfortunately. We ran out of time, they stopped off at a dwarven city in the mountains. Maybe we will get there tonight

@@josephtheoracle3344 you'll tell how this went finally 😂

@@billybobjohns3758 ok story time. We got sidetracked because of a new player. Necromancer attacked the party and i wasnt ready for them to ask a dead man questions. They are not off the fight a lich. I will continue to give updates as sessions happen

That one literally sent me

Nice

Sneeze was with Bucket and the rebellion

Especially for my campaign We all play depressed/bipolar/possessive/mentally unstable characters, who happen to be teenagers. Not only that but the majority of us all like drama. Our DM... I just feel bad sometimes... And now I'm my own DM (our first campaign is starting up soon). All my characters are magical and gay and we have a stoner character... I'm terrified of what they're going to do.

@@Z.A.N.E I wish ya luck *has Vietnam flashbacks to my first DM Campaign*

Fools gold*

IKR this was amazing!

Exactly!

😂🤣

Yes

Crit fail

When Bards fail.

RagiNg VipeEr I tried this as a try not to laugh challenge and immediately lost when the tarrasque yelled who summoned me lol

I watch the video over and over while reading the comments and I was at the same exact moment that you were describing so it got me laughing

The coroner *VIRUS*

*ms*

Especially after touching Sip's no-no arm

Then he becomes misses wizardly

Yes

Same here

It's definitely canon

Its canon whether Dingo likes it or not

Also this is definitely canon: 3:10

No you’re right that’s 100% canon

I didn't want this, but now that I've watched it I now realize how much I wanted this

171RAVEN Yeah I think that sums it up nicely. We didn’t want it, but now that we got it, where’s the sequel?

I didn't know I wanted it till I saw it

*all of us

Pure crazy gothi.