A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Dungeon Master

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@JoCat 3 года назад

from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

@Pfincess 3 года назад

No, thank you.

@Oh-tb2np 3 года назад

@thomasgreve6774 3 года назад

this is the best christmas present i could ever ask for

@DrNeonGaming 3 года назад

We have you to thank. You're the best.

@fumeister0992 3 года назад

And thank you, Joe, for all of your videos.

@tulokthebarbrarian2033 3 года назад

5:52 Can you just @ me next time please?

@chrisppx 3 года назад

'ello

@danielmoran3578 3 года назад

Confirmed there is going to be a next time

@Boss-ks8vt 3 года назад

Report video I'm in it and I don't like it.

@onappap 3 года назад

@@Boss-ks8vt whoosh

@danielcunningham4339 3 года назад

U and me both

@Crow-ig4py 3 года назад

"When the fuck did the blind dragonborn get a gun?!" Dm'ing in a nutshell

@matthewprince6157 3 года назад

What's funny is I play a dragonborn with a gun. He's not blind but still he has a gun.

@Lastofthesigilites 3 года назад

One shot with the characters playing NPCs that had gave it to him then got shot accidentally.

@dynestis2875 3 года назад

@@matthewprince6157 that's heresy if he's not blind!

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад

"Also; isn't that a terrible idea on par with having toph fly the airship?"

@sirdrake1979 3 года назад

Its only a REAL problem if they didn't have levels in Artificer

@elijahthecreator8342 10 месяцев назад

That “player knowing Latin part while in the presence of a titan” thing quite literally happened to me. One of my adventurers was trying to resurrect one of my other adventurers and said, “oh this literally just says all hail deer”

@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 7 месяцев назад

Salvete Omnes Cervos?

@elijahthecreator8342 7 месяцев назад

@@cadenvanvalkenburg6718 yerp

@CLNCJD94 6 месяцев назад

We started a new campaign and my character is an Asamiar named Theonis, to which I didn’t know until about 8 sessions in means “Of Gods” or something along those lines in Latin. My DM brought this up to me after the last session.

@aprammus9580 4 месяца назад

@@CLNCJD94I’m not familiar with the word but that could very well be the genitive sg. So “of god” is totally reasonable

@LokelyConed 4 месяца назад

"what am i supposed to do? Talk to the players?" "You can certainly try" *shows D20 dice in hands* EVERY DM NEEDS THAT LINE AVAILABLE TO THEM

@philmartinez8704 Месяц назад

That was on the agreement for MatMercer to be on the project. He had to say the line

@Sypher782 3 года назад

It was an honor to be a part of this.

@nolanbarclay3853 3 года назад

I was so exited when I heard "okay unexpectables" this was awesome!!!

@tiazoh 3 года назад

How is this not pinned?

@TheAngelRaven 3 года назад

DnD, but everyone actually makes it to the session. Edit: Dear god. Who would have guessed being an early comment with a good joke would get me so many likes.

@smiff428 3 года назад

Bro I’m actually gonna have a full player session next week I’m so excited

@andythepanhead 3 года назад

Can we have a giant one shot with all involved please?

@niaschwarzmann9524 3 года назад

Oof, ain’t that the truth. It can actually be really hard to schedule D&D session or any RPG session due to schedule conflicts and I applaud those that are able to regularly have sessions with groups with more that 5 people in a party.

@julianadams3710 3 года назад

@@smiff428 It’s a week away bro don’t jinx it

@smiff428 3 года назад

@@julianadams3710 three days but TRUE

@christopherjunk1618 Год назад

I love how Blue is analysing Evilus Maximus' name, and Red is just banging miniatures together, making them "fight"

@Lupostehgreat 5 месяцев назад

Honestly, Red and Blue are the perfect examples for why JoCat had a point at the end. These players were not disruptive, but because GM was having a mental breakdown he assumed they meant to be condescending to his story, rather than just pointing out what they thought were cool influences. His ego got bruised because he hadn't internalized that all works are derivative of something.

@legendaresn6983 4 месяца назад

@@Lupostehgreat Nah some of these are objectively disruptive

@Lupostehgreat 4 месяца назад

@@legendaresn6983 I agree that some are objectively disruptive, but not ALL of them.

@legendaresn6983 4 месяца назад

@@Lupostehgreat nah one of them was just making a speech, some of the others tried to stop other players from playing

@Lupostehgreat 4 месяца назад

@@legendaresn6983 bro, if you have a table where everyone just sits there and waits for the DM to tell them what to do, all yours, man. We'll just have to agree to disagree on some of this.

@franciscojosecardenetedela2008 4 месяца назад

Dude, if you ever feel bad because the bad side of being a content creator, remember this absolute piece of art, geek gem. Thanks to you I got to know so many people that collaborated in here. Thank you JoCat.

@bdletoast09 3 года назад

"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all t-" *Jocrap:* Y O U L I T T L E B I T C H

@Raghetiel 3 года назад

This whole collab is like "I'm gonna invite 7-8 people to my campaign, thinking that every session 2-3 won't come, but they all actually did, and it's a nightmare"

@jamescampbell2353 3 года назад

It also does a pretty good job of addressing common problems in d&d groups

@LesbianWitchAcademia 4 месяца назад

Jo, i know you probably won't ever see this comment, but you've made my life profoundly better with your content. As i sit here watching this video again, tears in my eyes, i just wish that you could've been a part of a better internet, one that didn't beat people down for daring to be a little different. Thank you, JoCat, for everything that you've brought us and done for us. You're not weak. We don't deserve you.

@duncanharrell5009 4 месяца назад

Did something happen to him?

@cjwunsch1754 4 месяца назад

@@duncanharrell5009 He got doxed and he and has family has been harassed irl, so he decided to leave the internet :(

@arcan762 4 месяца назад

@@duncanharrell5009 he's just not cut out for internet fame

@juansostre456 4 месяца назад

@@arcan762are you fucking crazy he got doxxed💀

@arcan762 4 месяца назад

@@juansostre456 and? he just needs to cope I guess. he put himself on the internet and got big, it is bound to happen. surprised it didn't happen sooner tbh. I get random kids on discord threatening to send me a bomb etc. all the time, just either gotta get used to it or leave the internet, which is what jo did. I don't see how I'm the crazy one.

@dannythederpkid5409 Год назад

2 years later and this still the best DM guide example for DM’s

@evernewb2073 Год назад

it does an excellent job of getting across "you WILL fuck up" and because it does such a good job of conveying "you WILL fuck up" it makes the "and that's fine" part a lot more believable

@TheLoadingCrew 3 года назад

Thank you for having me. It is an honor of course to be considered for the collab :)

@anubisgodess2353 3 года назад

Keep it up loading crew love your Pokemon D&D there going great!!

@grahamkristensen9301 3 года назад

Getting Matt Mercer in your video just so you can yell at him and smack the foam noodles out of his arms has to be a flex of some kind.

@jean-paulaudette9246 3 года назад

Seeing Red & Blue in there warmed me.

@danielvasquez7951 3 года назад

He roll a nat 20 on flex for this video

@R4d6 3 года назад

Can you link the timestamp please?

@jean-paulaudette9246 3 года назад

@@R4d6 OSP= 10:05 Matt Mercer= 16:24

@KingGibie 3 года назад

You Probably already know this but the foam noodles was a reference from a joke from the bard episode (I think) were he said that you needed to follow the class stereotypes or else Matt Mercer would throw foam noodles at you

@mariuszkuligowski834 10 месяцев назад

"... because you only ever think about your ideas and never write them down" I'm not a DM nor have I played D&D yet but as the type of person who "will do it later" this really hits deep and hard

@Inufan337 7 месяцев назад

As someone who finally put off procrastinating via this very issue and is working on the finishing touches to actually run a campaign.... same lol

@ConfusedBean777 3 месяца назад

@Inufan337 how's the campaign going?

@Preseptic 4 месяца назад

Jocat, Thank you for encouraging me to create and bring a story to my friends. You’ve done so much, and I’m glad you’ve been a part of my life. You helped me when I was being bullied and depressed. I wish I could do the same for you. I hope you find joy in whatever you do next. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. ~Septic

@OverlySarcasticProductions 3 года назад

hasthag turn Evilus Maximus into a T-Rex 2021 -R

@marshmallow3200 3 года назад

But if you killed and revived the T-rex...

@iamdom8167 3 года назад

Cannot overstate how thrilled I was to see you two in this.

@idothings5384 3 года назад

Ngl didn’t expect you guys to be in this and it was a great seeing you guys collab with jocat

@accountname8330 3 года назад

The mage's guild will begin work immediately!

@someperson1894 3 года назад

hi red, honestly didn't expect to see you here lmao

@wanderer7965 3 года назад

"When the fuck did the blind dragonborn get a gun" is probably my favorite sentence in all of everything, as it perfectly encapsulates the confusion a dnd session can bring.

@dantealivieri5390 3 года назад

Mb that is a Skyrim mods joke?

@hiti6753 3 года назад

8:25

@loganmorefield9192 3 года назад

I swear, I am engraving that on a dm screen

@weedwizard6306 3 года назад

actually the blind dragonborn has 2 guns

@jackncheese5478 3 года назад

this is too true

@rebann 4 месяца назад

Rewatching this, and the "you can certainly try" followed by the dice roll (is that a nat 20?) hit me really hard this time. Genius writing right there.

@Gravity_Fish 4 месяца назад

Just came back to watch the whole series again. Sorry to hear you'll be stopping the creating! We all love you!!! Thanks for all the LOLs ❤

@hayleeh18 3 года назад

“When did the blind Dragonborn get a gun? I don’t remember giving him a gun! _HAS HE ALWAYS HAD A GUN?!”_

@riverroulette792 3 года назад

This actually happened in my friends dnd once, except replace blind dragonborn with pirate tabaxi and replace gun with 11 DAGGERS!?

@deskhyena895 3 года назад

Yes... he said that

@aienma6660 3 года назад

My DM made the mistake of giving me a enchanted sword... Shatter Spike. On hit i can sacrifice damage and destroy any armor or weapon (1 per attack) on the enemy. So i fucked up a lot of enemys.

@Qussankazma 3 года назад

legit played that part over 3 times it kill me

@mxveewz 3 года назад

...unus annus

@gupgaming2367 3 года назад

The main thing we learned is: "limit your party size"

@sebastianplazas9697 3 года назад

Lesson learned too late

@amadeusgamer7000 3 года назад

Yes indeed

@bosi9106 3 года назад

Going from 7 players to 3, my voice probably thanks me the most

@lordmars2387 3 года назад

@@bosi9106 ditto though I've just upped the team to 5 I think this is my current limit I'll find out in 2 days.

@bosi9106 3 года назад

@@lordmars2387 good luck brother I'm going to run a oneshot for my 3 players after New year's Eve. First game in a few months due to covid and uni. But I'm hyped as hell

@TFMTBlueBomber20 Год назад

Just got into Critical Role, so hearing JoCat say @18:35 "you can certainly try" made me smile lol

@datdude888 4 месяца назад

God this video is so good. I hope your break, permanent or temporary, goes well and you get a very well-deserved rest from the expectations, troubles, and awful harassment. And if you don’t come back, know that you’ve changed the TTRPG space for the better. You got me into dnd, and I thank you for that. Best of luck, Jocat

@kid14346 3 года назад

The biggest DM mood that I felt to my core: "Who gave the blind Dragonborn a gun?! I don't remember giving them a gun??!"

@Ajehy 3 года назад

Oh gods... for me it was a Ring of Three Wishes.

@deskhyena895 3 года назад

@@Ajehy I feel your pain..... physicaly

@hadesfist1017 3 года назад

that kinda happened to me once with me as the DM and my brother some how getting a gauntlet that shot fire balls and blink ,that was blind panic wondering when or how did he get that thing at 3rd level, Que me for the next 2 or 3 hours fighting to fix this mistake before the players get too off rail which in the last fight he used real world science to make a freaken nucleolar explosion with the ethereal plane mixing in with the real world and the source material saying that theirs nothing preventing him from doing that ending the session killing the bandit captain they were wining against and everyone in the party leaving nothing behind not even a word of their name sense they just started.

@dont9790 3 года назад

Dont read my PROFILē PICTURe :)

@demoulius1529 3 года назад

I got triggered when people started to roll while saying what they were doing and when people were exclaiming what they had just did. No you dident. Shut up and wait your turn xD

@AlphaOrion98 3 года назад

Everyone’s talking about how he got Matt Mercer but are we gonna talk about how he got him here to tell him no one cares? The balls on this guy

@tatersalad76 3 года назад

And then ended up using Matt's usual advice anyway when Jo advised it. It all came full circle

@jaceatkinson6456 3 года назад

Thank you lol! I was just like what the hell he did it.

@hyjinki4886 3 года назад

@@tatersalad76 What are you talking about? That was entirely original advice

@kalashnikovdevil 3 года назад

And no one should care.

@kenkubard 3 года назад

He really does love saying "Oh, man..."

@Vulkandrachi Год назад

The last part is terrifingly accurate to how it is to be a Dungeon Master, with a really good advise for everyone trying to become a better one.

@Answerisequal42 4 месяца назад

Just to add my 2 cents on you taking an indefinite break: This series brought me to DnD. Its the first time ever I am deeply invested in a hobby for more than a few weeks. I thank you for that. I hope you will do well!

@xpl0si0nman20 3 года назад

Jocat: The Father Jocrap: The Son Goblin Plushie: The Holy Spirit

@BLOODKINGbro 3 года назад

The crown wiggler god?

@DustyTheKitty 3 года назад

Jocat: Send. In. Everyone... D&D community: which one? Jocat: *EVERYONE*

@Kalicer 3 года назад

No one from The Adventure Zone tough, small sad.

@gamejunky3040 3 года назад

*avengers theme plays on a lute*

@yoko3182 3 года назад

@@Kalicer can you imagine the CHAOS that the Tres Horny Boys or the Thundermen would have brought?

@benkayvfalsifier3817 3 года назад

Didn't see MrRhexx

@benkayvfalsifier3817 3 года назад

@@yoko3182 Or Freddie Wong and the guys from Dungeons and Daddies?

@doctorllewellyn2007 4 месяца назад

Literally brings me to tears, more emotions in this video than I can even express. Thank you JoCat for everything.

@gustavfrye2736 11 месяцев назад

18:36 "You can certainly try"... man, that's something I always tell my players. Watching this whole video with such relatable moments and thinking about my campaings, to finally come to this line; it genuinely made me cry. I cried on a video like this, and I'm so happy for it. D&D was one of the best things I've ever discovered in my life, and I hope I never have to part away from it.

@Baden9761 3 года назад

This man really got matt mercer just so he can shut him down, gotdamm

@tinfoiltyrant 3 года назад

Unlimited Powah.

@wombataldebaran9686 3 года назад

Chad Move

@RealCoolstriker64 3 года назад

He was talking MAAAAD shit for someone within Star Platinum‘a range.

@FishDrinkLightGreen 3 года назад

@@wombataldebaran9686Power move

@cyanmanta 3 года назад

And he utterly rejected those foam noodles. Cold as ice.

@Draugo Год назад

Classic mistake, this always happens when you have 34 players in a single session

@woodlefoof2 Год назад

Balancing would be pretty funny in something like that. I suppose for brevity they should probably be separated into squads and a designated squad leader rolls for initiative 🤔 squad leader should probably also act as a sub DM. Collecting and gathering the appropriate information to pass along to the true DM when it gets around to their turn.

@dragonmster4473 Год назад

Yup, that’s why a lot of people have made it a rule to never have 34 people in one session. Look up Rule 34 for more info

@ShadeRevenant Год назад

@@dragonmster4473 I already check it, but why there is woman on top of 7 year old boy?

@endymionisrafieldeios7362 Год назад

34 players?! Ye gods!

@dreamcanvas5321 Год назад

@@woodlefoof2 That actually sounds _really_ interesting...

@JasonCrosen 4 месяца назад

Three years later, still one of the best D&D videos on the internet

@colejustplays6543 4 месяца назад

Yep lol

@barak363363 7 месяцев назад

Can't believe you actually managed to convey the bad experience of being a DM. Well done

@Zedrinbot 3 года назад

A demonstration of why you should limit your party size :v

@gundam5271 3 года назад

oh hey its you

@islandranger1359 3 года назад

Agreed as soon as I realized that the party size was becoming more of a mercenary company rather than an Adventurers party, i knew there was going to be chaos. i was not disappointed

@MrKodachii 3 года назад

Depends on your cpu processing speed, yeah?

@Delta1296pt2 3 года назад

100000%

@HarrisonMcKee 3 года назад

It would be a nightmare to track 10 players, let alone that massive cast.

@geoxaga6507 3 года назад

"Can I stab her and take all her stuff?" "Later!" I like how it was the only one he didn't out right reject.

@CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад

Right?! Shit was hilarious

@saulesalejos4483 3 года назад

"Kill me" "Later~"

@akisa7865 3 года назад

@@saulesalejos4483 "oh dont be such a baby, ribs grow back" *Turns to Archimedes* "No they dont..."

@milestag1857 3 месяца назад

It's been years since I first watched this, coming back and remembering how wholesome the ending was made me so happy Thank you JoCat

@WailingNinja 3 месяца назад

I've watched this several times since it came out, and it still makes me tear up a bit at the end. As someone who's been playing D&D for about 20 years, I can say that little else compares to the feeling of a table vibing together, having a great time, and cheering each other on. And this video always reminds me of the countless awesome times I've had with a group both as a PC and as DM.

@takahata101 3 года назад

An honor to be a small part

@cybardsands1362 3 года назад

Love Borki and Asmo I almost hit a year being sober. You guys are awesome.

@thomasmcelroy5785 3 года назад

Thank you for doing it!

@lucasmullen2961 3 года назад

I was just surprised to hear members of Team Four Star in this, but once I hear Zito's voice I had to play the beginning again.

@facelessidiot6407 3 года назад

@@lucasmullen2961 Well Jocat did play as a guest character in the D&D campaign Taka and Zito are a part of, which incidently is DM-ed by Taka's sister.

@lucasmullen2961 3 года назад

@@facelessidiot6407 Whaaaaa!? Where is this at?

@lemon360 3 года назад

I love the gag of having Matt Mercer, one of the most beloved DMs, as a guest star, for the sole purpose of telling him to shut up before he has the pool noodles slapped out of his hands.

@kiroropupper3914 3 года назад

I honestly see other way to shoehorn that gift of a man into this video xD

@Kai-lo2bl 2 года назад

I don't trust him

@severalcakes3267 Год назад

I thought those were rolled-up scrolls or maps 👀 Why would Mitt Mungus be carrying pool noodles?

@Vashts6583. Год назад

@@severalcakes3267 There's a reference in the Bard video about Matt Mercer sneaking into one's house and throwing pool noodles

@vijayanand6650 Год назад

@@severalcakes3267 crap guide to dnd bard video

@weezysbabygirl94 4 месяца назад

I just wanted to say thank you. I have watched this playlist many times over the years and it always makes me laugh

@oliverzaorski2089 28 дней назад

JoCat, I come back to this video so often when I feel overwhelmed or inadequate as a DM and it always gives me that breath of fresh air and confidence to start again and/or keep going. Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart for all of your videos. Every single one of them brings not only me but my players joy. I use your videos as beginning guides for all of my new players❤ So thank you for everything!

@oligb1469 3 года назад

"When the f*ck did the blind dragon born get a gun!?" this is a sentence that we did not expect but all needed

@sparki420 3 года назад

I was crying when i heard it, and then i just went into hysterics

@ChiChi-xo8jh 3 года назад

I can only imagine Joe getting off the phone with Matt Mercer, turning to everyone and going "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

@cjwatts721 3 года назад

*Deafening Saddam capture noises*

@gundam5271 3 года назад

@SkillsDND yiiiiiikkes

@KasaiRayquaza 5 месяцев назад

As a writer, librarian (assistant), English major, linguistics enthusiast, and book worm, I love the line at 2:48. "No matter what, you’ll always eventually have to rely on the most useful creation of all mankind, that can raise armies and fell nations. WORDS."

@astralanarchist 5 месяцев назад

❤️❤️

@NubiBuiltKatchr 4 месяца назад

Greatest what it’s like to be a 5e DM video EVER! We will miss you JoCat & the internet will never be the same. More content like yours is what it needs. And while it saddens me you are leaving, I am glad you are doing the hard things to care for yourself and very grateful for the content you have gifted to us. Thank you for always entertaining and simultaneously elevating us.

@Noudele 3 года назад

"What am i supposed to do, talk to the players?" "You can certainly try." WHY'D THAT HIT SO HARD

@Federe76 3 года назад

Critical response

@pouncelygrin6699 3 года назад

*CRITICAL HIT!*

@Octopimp 3 года назад

Haha me fish man

@klaasvaak4803 3 года назад

Howdy Sheriff

@somedude1581 3 года назад

That is true

@lukedeakin7124 3 года назад

Need more 50% Off

@nd4226 3 года назад

Was not expecting that!! Is nice to see zen back if for a moment!

@honooryu5374 3 года назад

What is a fishman like you doing here?

@darthnovii 2 месяца назад

That was incredible. Not a single mechanic was discussed, yet I now understand exactly what kinds of things can happen during a game. Thank you.

@andrewcomeaux3528 4 месяца назад

JoCat, thanks to you, I have found the magic behind Dungeons and Dragons and found a past-time that allowed me to be freely creative with my friends by my side in a way I've never felt before. I know that not a lot has gone well recently but if you should ever read my lowly comment, I want you to know that you do have a positive imapct. What you do is incredible and it has inspired me to not only be a DM for my friends, teaching them the game as we go, but also to bring it into my job (I'm a high school teacher). I am going to be teaching my students this game that I know and love - that you showed me how to appreciate. Should you ever return to content creation, know you'll have my support and that of countless others. Thank you, JoCat.

@Nerethilsan 3 года назад

Bullying Matt Mercer for his good and healthy attitude was and will forever be the moral of your story.

@necrolet 3 года назад

Ikr? I like that Matt's advice was legit exactly what was needed in the end. Also maybe don't try to run a game for 20 people with vastly different play styles

@BasketOfPuppies642 3 года назад

Also I'm p sure he slapped a bunch of pool noodles out of his arms as a ref to his first crap guide.

@ciancaldera6542 3 года назад

There was a missed opportunity to call Matt Mercer Mcree

@Steven-ne7oy 3 года назад

"Being a good DM is about applying information, not memorizing it, unlike the American education system" -Sun Tzu

@pk-jn2pf 3 года назад

Damn Sun Tzu not being quoted in a Technoblade vid for once.

@theapexsurvivor9538 3 года назад

@@pk-jn2pf Imagine thinking that this isn't a Technoblade video. What a nerd!

@pk-jn2pf 3 года назад

@@theapexsurvivor9538 shut up “ApexSurvivor”. Who names themselves “Apex Survivor” and not only apex survivor. NoOOoO, you have to put “the” to make yourself feel important as if youre some legend people speak about at a tavern but are infinitely disappointed by when the hero finds you on their quest, looking for an ally but instead of finding some great warrior, they find youre rotting corpse of a body eating chips and watching My Little Pony. I did my best impression of JoCrap I could do. Whaddya think?

@Athena-xj1db 15 дней назад

@@pk-jn2pf I like it, even though it's 3 years later

@heaiiyasha 3 месяца назад

The lesson of this story is to get Matt Mercer to throw pool noodles at everyone who was mean to Jocat.

@allonymme4656 17 дней назад

yeah

@Samus-yz8of 2 месяца назад

"you can certainly try" gets me teary-eyed every time i come back to this

@aPink_Lemon 3 года назад

He's DMing a 35 player campaign, holy shit

@stridely2560 3 года назад

Shit man I'd spaz out too

@speedy01247 3 года назад

No wonder he had problems, 35 people is to many for one DM to reasonable handle.

@Jamesjones-hi5qu 3 года назад

Is mat playing?

@sillyjellyfish2421 3 года назад

No wonder he went bonkers for a second

@locksmith898 3 года назад

Another lesson for DMs, Know your player limits.

@davidochoa7087 3 года назад

“Hey that DnD RU-vidr you like is in this video!” ‘Which one?’ “Yes.”

@tTtan639 3 года назад

And a couple of others who just play.

@tanman729 3 года назад

*cries in WebDM*

@hamburgersandwich4273 3 года назад

Yes Matt Mercer is my favorite dnd RU-vidr

@Usernamesdontmatter1 3 года назад

Cries in mr.welch. seriously people get more views than he does reading out stuff he has done or written.

@aztralsea 3 года назад

Exactly

@alainsmoors4956 3 месяца назад

this is the best dnd vid in existence. we miss you jocat.

@parmesanzero7678 2 месяца назад

I love this because it’s so accurate and demonstrates why I don’t want to be in a game with more than four players.

@0ctopusComp1etely 3 года назад

"NO ONE CARES, MATT MERCER!" are words I don't think I'll ever be ready to hear.

@shadowkoala5452 3 года назад

Aww man... :(

@archergaming5414 3 года назад

"Nyeh"

@donnielp3 3 года назад

My DM would say otherwise lol :D

@timothywilliams8530 3 года назад

Is it even possible to use them in a sentence like that!?

@Dezzrik 3 года назад

I don't think Mercer was ready to hear it either. lol

@benlove1573 3 года назад

“Nobody cares, Matt Mercer!” Comedy gold.

@SuperHellsingFan 3 года назад

*Sad Matt Noises*

@espeonplayz101 3 года назад

I love how he had the foam noodles still

@drpaedan2099 3 года назад

You can certainly try #CriticalRole

@aidanschwartz9609 3 года назад

Hahaha

@elbruces 3 года назад

Except in the end, it turns out Mercer was right. Just talk to the players.

@user-nt9db1zx6n 2 месяца назад

We miss you jocat

@kingt-rex1579 Месяц назад

Listen sir, I have the skin of a campaign done and improv every part after that. Sometimes it's a bone, sometimes its a leaf, or a dr pepper, or nothing at all. My rule for my campaign prep is, "You cant derail what isnt there" 😂

@daveyap888 3 года назад

Marvel: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover event in history JoCat: Hold my d20

@teh201d 3 года назад

this

@krissiblockboom8391 3 года назад

Nice

@bjarrk 3 года назад

"NOBODY CARES MATT MERCER" "awh man"

@1pieveofKH 3 года назад

Ngl, Matt is such a nice guy that the very thought of him being sad makes me sad

@bjarrk 3 года назад

@@1pieveofKH same

@BlackRoseSin 3 года назад

@@1pieveofKH Hard same.

@kevinduke8928 3 года назад

This was the best line!

@StealthMarmot_ 3 года назад

*Rabid Critical Role fans and Marisha Ray appear and destroys*

@nman423nj 4 месяца назад

This video alone got me into wanting to DM, and I’ve quite enjoyed it. Thank you, it’s been a wonderful few years.!

@clockworx7689 3 года назад

Literally brought the actual Matt Mercer on just to tell him to shut up... Legendary

@williamking6787 3 года назад

Honestly the best part

@bubbanator3340 3 года назад

Fucking Chad Move

@TheXhexedx 3 года назад

That was actually Matt Mercer? Epic.

@azurebalmung4520 3 года назад

I love how calmly Runesmith says "32 enormous constrictor snakes" when it's a sentence that SHOULD evoke horror.

@unbearablysmug2437 3 года назад

No, that's basically Runesmith

@andrewlentner 3 года назад

Logan's delivery is always like that, its hilarious

@sarahmetcalfe50 3 года назад

Also, no. I am not tracking all those initiatives separately. animal companions and other pets all go on your turn.

@jonathanadamson6476 6 месяцев назад

This is without a doubt one of my favorite videos on youtube , every now and again when D&D night gets close , i rewatch it , its a good reminder on how i can do a better job being a DM , thank you so much !

@dapoog721 9 месяцев назад

Aww The paladin and the bard are holding hands

@DavvyChappy 3 года назад

I am so proud of this community.

@lucack6348 3 года назад

me to davvy

@CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад

We all are Davvy

@animefanboy2033 3 года назад

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@Purplesamurai54 3 года назад

holy crap its sir davvyis chapp

@HipsterKhan 3 года назад

“Lemme see it DAVVY! GIVE IT TO ME DAVVY, GIVE IT TO ME!!” ❤️

@Culinary_Nerds Год назад

Best line “when the f*** did the blind dragon born get a gun! I don’t remember giving you a gun?! Has he always had a gun?!” I laughed so hard at this.

@mattoxkurtz4661 Год назад

Well, when the f*** did he get a gun? Answer me, sir.

@robind7042 Год назад

Why do the blinds characters always find the most life threatening weapons? Happened in my session too lol

@rex74t Год назад

@@robind7042 oh I’m so doing this to my DM whenever I make a blind character lmao

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Год назад

"The more complex the system of magic/powers, the funnier it is when someone pulls out a gun" - Sun Tsu, probably.

@cailinanne Год назад

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178I laughed so hard at that 😂

@wouterlangkemper2739 4 месяца назад

Hey JoCat, These crapguides made me a better DM, learn to laugh in failure and appreciate the true magic of TTRPGs. Thank you for the wonderful content you created and all the best to you.

@dustymillersrnm6370 Год назад

As someone with social anxiety and poor social skills who has somehow found enough people to run 2 separate campaigns in 5e and a third in another system, I just wanna say thanks to all who contributed to this. It gives me the drive to keep going on some days when I just feel like cancelling and going back to bed.

@Uniquenameosaurus 3 года назад

jesus you weren't kidding with the twitter hype

@drbeeant 3 года назад

Oh hey you're alive. How've you been?

@JoeBob-rc3cp 3 года назад

@@drbeeant watching rise of skywalker put him in a coma for 8 months

@FlameSilver 3 года назад

Oh, hey. Didn't expect to see you here. Love you're videos bro, quality stuff.

@bakedbagels3716 3 года назад

@@JoeBob-rc3cp lmao

@SteelTyrant527 3 года назад

links?

@Athanatosti 3 года назад

"Nobody cares, Matt Mercer!" I should not have taken a sip of coffee at that moment. I lost it.

@Temazine 3 года назад

Well did you find it?

@smartmovestephen5390 3 года назад

@@Temazine nice one

@Orangemario59 3 года назад

Hey I hope this isn't a stupid question but who is Matthew mercer

@apocalypseblade 3 года назад

@@Orangemario59 Check out Critical Role on RU-vid. Matt Mercer is a very well respected DM for that game.

@Clone6385 3 года назад

@@Orangemario59 he’s a voice actor, he voiced Mecree from overwatch for one.

@sourpepsi9689 3 месяца назад

Actually beautiful. I’m not joking when I say this makes me emotional. Very well done, thank you Jocat ❤

@Feserov 4 месяца назад

I love your content. And this was the first video I watched that started a chain of events resulting me joining my first long lasting party and becoming a regular dnd player in 2020. Thank you

@eee04 3 года назад

"How many people do you want to cameo on your video?" JoCat: "yes."

@eee04 3 года назад

Perfect for you then? :)

@dude1nsanity 3 года назад

@Why would I Give you my real name? talking bout yourself there bud?

@CogginsBrian 3 года назад

" why does the blind Dragonborn, have a gun" that killed me Haha

@jasoncarter3182 3 года назад

I didn't give him that, did he always have it

@imei2006 3 года назад

Truer words have never been spoken about player equipment

@JustAUsername13 3 года назад

Well, Gunner is now an official feat in D&D so...

@keithstrife3745 Месяц назад

As a DM, I have pretty much just accepted my story isn't going to be taken seriously. I just started setting up scenarios and watched my players do funny shit and I have a lot of fun doing it

@LassBisharp 8 месяцев назад

All these cameos are making me so excited. I'm fighting the urge to resist bouncing up and down in my chair right now. I wasn't even expecting Red and Blue from Overly Sarcastic Productions to be here, but I'm so glad they are! The ending of the video has a really great moral about how, sometimes, it's best if not everything goes the DM's way. The players are just as much of storytellers as the DM is, and if nothing goes the players' ways, they might not want to play anymore. You have to learn and adapt to your players, make up a compromise to keep them interested while things don't go completely south. It's about finding a balance between Order and Chaos. What a perfect way to end the series. Bravo!

@fluffyrinsu4879 6 месяцев назад

People (especially new DM's) forget that DnD is a *cooperative* storytelling experience. So sometimes the best decision is to let other people make the decisions and wing it lol

@Lupostehgreat 5 месяцев назад

This is extremely true. Every DM has to step back from time to time and remember that the players won't be interested in the story unless they have some impact on its progression. An example of linear stories that feature extreme player input would be the better Telltale games like Wolf Among Us and The Walking Dead, where the choices the players made throughout the episodes could make or break the ending. Think also of Fallout New Vegas, where the weight of choices and character builds throughout the narrative could lead you to a host a different endings that all essentially communicated the same themes, but made the choices the players made the point of the story. This is an example of the kind of stories that DnD campaigns should revolve around. I like to aim for this level of thematic depth while also aiming for the more operatic grandeur of JRPGs like Final Fantasy, Breath of Fire, and Suikoden. Whether or not I achieve this, my players have to determine that. However, the moment I stop listening to their input and having the world bend around their choices is the moment that the game ceases and it's just stories around the campfire. Now there is nothing wrong with stories around the campfire, but there is a big difference between that and TTRPGs.

@demosthenes995 2 года назад

Lesson learned: Dont host a session with 35 players my god

@shawnsuckstm3353 2 года назад

Trust me it’s not a good idea. I tried with 10 players once and that alone was horrible

@MsScarletwings 2 года назад

@@shawnsuckstm3353 as a first time dm I am barely keeping my head above water sometimes with my 2-player party

@shawnsuckstm3353 2 года назад

@@MsScarletwings don’t worry you’ll get used to it I promise

@twtclikk7841 2 года назад

as a member of a 19-person party, hard agree HAHAHA we got very lucky with our dm and we try our best to stay in line + our campaign is held through text over discord, so that helps dm keep track of everything, but it's so chaotic LMAO (affectionate)

@bowserjrrules8162 2 года назад

I had one with six and it was chaos, it doesn't help we don't use physical boards or a digital equivalent, mostly just verbal descriptors.

@The_Court_Poet 3 года назад

“You can certainly try.” The single best line in the video. That emotional beat was incredible.

@Skywatcher16 3 года назад

In context of the subject matter? It was very profound. Dont sell yourself short man!

@GFam1Force7 3 года назад

Agreed

@matthewsmith-rw3pn 3 года назад

Things don't have to be deep to have an impact, we just have to connect 😃

@robmay8168 3 года назад

It really hits home cause as a dm, I feel I say those words to my players the most when they wanna do some crazy thing. "Can I roll to pickpocket the giant?" "You can certainly try." That phrase is where the best times of dnd happen

@chukyuniqul 3 года назад

@UC_whyX_414zUwTBCMDhjNZQ honestly that feels like unfounded fears. Literally just talk to the guys and 9/10 so long as you don't sound accusatory they WILL be fine with whatever changes you want to ask from them. I once had this drood triton pothead. His player was constantly acting like high and it was to the point it was difficult to communicate with him. So I just wrote to him after the game, explaining the situation and he didn't need me asking-he straight-up promised to try to be better. As DMs we all fear that the love we put in our work won't be matched by our players. And it won't. But so fucking what? I can't tell you how much my heart grows when I see my players interacting with my baby and raising it in a manner that I couldn't even dream off. I mean writing a story is nice and all, but isn't it nicer to be able to experience it alongside your players, as you all discover the beauty you bring forth when your imaginations overlap?

@leytonwest3241 4 месяца назад

Jocat this video is great. We miss you man. I hope your happier away from the internet

@michaelpodvin2216 4 месяца назад

Your content is and has always been phenomenal. I hope you come back some day, but even if you don't, thank you for what you have done for the hobby.

@deKahedron 3 года назад

The most impressive thing Evilus Maximus did was singlehandedly have 35 people completely surrounded.

@kotori87gaming89 3 года назад

When he sits around the room, he really sits AROUND the room :D

@ultrabigfella 3 года назад

Geonosian Combat Arena Type Beat

@nathanhepworth-smith9021 3 года назад

Next you will say...

@duncanthebard 3 года назад

JoCrap- Nobody cares, Matt Mercer! Matt Mercer- :(

@wyattmason8838 3 года назад

Doesn't he have pool noodles to be throwing?

@kalebroyter5672 3 года назад

@@wyattmason8838 He would be, but Jo knocked them out of his hands

@DukeMemes6047 3 года назад

“Aww man”

@TheRuancarlo 3 года назад

Pool noodles lol

@SlowThief 6 месяцев назад

Coming back after almost a year and a half of not playing dnd, this video has inspired me to what to pick up my dm screen again. Thank you Jocat

@KuroOokami167 4 месяца назад

This whole series was so awesome! This was the best and craziest way to cap the DnD Crap Guide. I can't imagine how much time and work this took, but it was so great to see it come together. You're awesome JoCat and thank you for giving us this. Thank you for sharing your creativity.

@AvaMRodriguez 3 года назад

I can just imagine the sorrow and expression on Matt’s face as he goes “awh man..”

@lukagrlanovic81 3 года назад

Me too

@motigoru 3 года назад

I realy like the fact that Matt Mercer isnt even playing the game but he just appear out of nowhere just to say to you to be nice

@Sir_Bucket 3 года назад

then JoCrap slaps his noodles off, like the monster he is

@soupmug 3 года назад

He must've played a bard that didn't try to lay the first thing it saw

@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 3 года назад

Matt was just fulfilling his jobs as the God of dms

@kjj26k Месяц назад

That is very Matthew Mercer of him.

@magolor3219 10 месяцев назад

0:37 is great. The extended f kinda makes him sound like a deflating balloon.

@magolor3219 10 месяцев назад

6:05 and the Rogue trying to steal the Paladin’s rosary beads. Golden.

@Starblayde 3 года назад

JoCat: "I set up a D&D session with a bunch of nerds" D&D RU-vid: "On your left"

@admiralepic1357 3 года назад

"On your left" "On your left" "On your left" "On your left"

@keiser5225 3 года назад

MCU: "We have the most ambitious crossover in the history of entertainment!" JoCat: "Hold.My.Dice."

@alphabetsoup6837 3 года назад

He got Matt Mercer. I don't even watch critical role, but that is enough to cement this as superior to Endgame.

@FosterF. 3 года назад

He got Red and Blue- they don’t even talk about dnd- I love this so much

@etan34 3 года назад

@@FosterF. That really made my day! OSP is such an awesome channel and I'd love if they incorporated some dnd content!

@mysteriousanonymous7992 3 года назад

I don't know which one is octopimp but he got octopimp. He did homestuck comics. This means that Jo Crapguide is one step removed from Homestuck, just like Sans Undertale.

@pintsizedkiwiYT 3 года назад

Someone finally said it

@anonymousturtle34 5 месяцев назад

I love the Nat 20 symbolising a godlike check at 18:40, excellent touch.

@michauszczek3583 Год назад

I come back to this video once every couple months and it never fails to make me both laugh and cry. Thank you for making this. As a recently started DM, this really hits close to home