As a cleric, I can say these are fairly accurate. But if your chaotic good. It's even better. Like one moment I'm saying. "Tell me your sins my child." And the next I'm helping the warrior out with my war hammer screaming "GO FORTH, LEAVE NOTHING BUT CORPSES!"
as a sorcerer, i always love watching the vines with sorcerers in them and go "yup. that's me" like, sorcerers are ALWAYS rivaling with the bards. it's great.
@@isaiahf-d846 😆 I had a bard that tried to be evil and a sneaky clever Lil Gnome Bastard. Out of game we're best friends, and in game we we're pretty.... actually he was kinda a dick........as a bard OHHHH I GET IT NOW!!!!
@Regina Head Dude, bards are great! I use bardic inspiration all the time, but no one ever does anything with it, and it makes me sad. I'M USING UP MY TURNS TO HELP THESE FUCKERS, THEY MIGHT AS WELL USE IT FOR SOMETHING!
@@jessicajaspers3016 From my experience, bards are actually pretty decent at fighting monsters. At least, I am. I can't fight giant spiders for shit, but other than that I take care of myself quite nicely.
@@thatgoblinking It's part of the joke but if you want to know what it was inspired by: let's just say the party's warlock was lucky the sorcerer didn't say "I slap him *4* times"
Once I was literally just talking to a lady who pushed her fiance out the window, then someone else burned her so another guy ate her I was sad, because I wanted to get answers from her
You've put some real effort into looking for these vines instead of just reusing those that other people feature in similar videos. I can appreciate that. Subscribed, and I hope you make similar content in the future!
Just wait til I pull out something the party really needs RIGHT NOW. (First aid kit, massive bag of caltrops, or that tapestry with clues to get out of this deathtrap room.) Now who's laughing?
Once, my DM made an NPC named Urgle Burgle. He was a traveling half-orc merchant. He asked us not to laugh at his name. I found this request quite difficult.
Me and the party: *obsess over a very unimportant wall that we think is a secret door DM: *gives us obvious clues to where the secret door is* Us to the DM: "OPEN DOOR" *precede to smash wall*
my elf cleric: i dont know what your doin with your friend but in this life STOP COMING BACK WITH 0 HP! me: they keep rolling 1s sorry Shay(my elf cleric) Shay: im not going to heal any of you anymore. *leaves to level up alone*
4:46 My bard character did that, but with doing a supposedly low budget solo concert singing Heavy Rotation (and some other AKB48 songs). And it instantly went super crazy because of nat 20 😂
9:16 When your grandma tells you a story about the cat jumping up on the table and sliding into the window behind it, but it takes thirty minutes to get there. In case you're wondering; yes, I do love my Grammy.
1:17 I saw a story where a barbarian accidentally entered the right answer to the puzzle on the first try when taking too long would have killed all of them and the person they were trying to rescue
As a bard, I can confirm. Bards are absolutely amazing XD Especially when you're a chaotic good, telepathic, bard. It's even better when you have a group that actually let's you do shit
I Can confirm the druid vines are correct. Polymorph is my bff, I turned a barbarian into a fish on the deck of a warship and chucked him off. I also turned a dwarf into a goat in someones kitchen after summoning a bunch of pixies to spam the entangle spell. It was great
A tiefling warlock in my group always tries to keep the heads of any non-human foe we face. He got a dragon army general cuz he rolled a Nat 20 on survival.
Funny note: There was one session I was in where we were getting out of this goblin cave (this was pretty early on) to rid a tribe of kobolds of their goblin issue (I could speak Draconic, so I made friends~), and we were attacked by a giant centipede that incapacitated the druid... And my character kinda lost his shot, tried stabbing the centipede, broke his weapon, and resorted to punching the centipede to death. ... Which in turn acted as a romance hook.
I’m going to tell you all a story from my D&D campaign. Ok, so, we were clearing out a mansion and we had gotten to the basement, as we were clearing the rooms, the Druid tells our DM that she wanted her character to enter the next room yelling and swinging her swords. The DM let her and she ended up with a 21 or something on her stealth roll...so, somehow, her yelling, crashing into barrels and swinging her swords notified absolutely no one of her presence...another player joined her in the room and they essentially left the rest of us behind. Together, they entered the next room and in one turn each, they killed this big ol’ monster with one big eye. As the rest of us join the two, we all raid the body, our cleric skinning the beast and the Druid took the monster’s eye. A couple rooms later, we get an idea, the bandits we were fighting were working with the monster we killed so the cleric put on the skin and borrowed the eye. Now our cleric was dressed as this monster, he entered into the room behind the bandits and they did nothing, presuming the ‘monster’ was here to help them...boy were they wrong. About one in-game minute later, we tied up the bandits to a nearby table using various organs from their dead comrades...yeah...our party is a little...unhinged...
The only thing this reminded me of is when our warforged barbarian ate a f*ckign beholder after our fight. We were fighting with a god and he helped him cook it. HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE TASTE BUDS!
just saw part one, thought it was like a "one time thing" and just noticing theres a second part to this from just a few days ago made my day. Have not seen the vid yet, expecting great things waaaaaiit THERES STILL MORE i love you op
