Dad Jokes Don't Laugh!! Can You Beat Michael?

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The gang got together a few weeks ago now to film another instalment of our Dad Jokes, Don't Laugh Challenge. And Skin finally got around to editing it.
There were plenty of great jokes so we've had to split the day down into a few parts, be sure to stay tuned for Part 2 of this episode coming soon!
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-Video Chapters-
00:00 Intro
02:06 Jana vs Matt
03:08 Matt vs Nicky
05:07 Nicky vs Leigh
06:13 Leigh vs Skin
08:13 Skin vs Eloise
09:31 Eloise vs Mick
10:23 Mick vs Jana
11:41 Outro
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@sachinbhandari414 2 года назад

Last joke was too good. I died laughing on wheelchair joke

@rickmorty346 2 года назад

Can you explain? ;__;

@DiscreetUser 2 года назад

@@rickmorty346 a person whose mental and physical functioning is severely impaired and especially one who requires supportive measures (as mechanical ventilation) to survive, i.e. one who is confined to a wheelchair, is slangily referred in joke as vegetable (also refers to being in vegetative state). The joke is actually meant you to think of vegetable in first part but then comes the punch line in form of dark humour and I'd say really cruel humour with disregard and disrespect to sufferings of such a person.

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

@@DiscreetUser All very well explained yes. It's not what we like to go with but in the interest of being authentic we included it to show you how shocked we were

@DiscreetUser 2 года назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates No complains. It's my personal opinion of that joke and I do realize the channel doesn't mean to hurt sentiments by including it. 👍🏻🙂

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

@@DiscreetUser Completely fair mate thank you!

@sobel4511 Год назад

An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”

@richa.s9912 Год назад

LOL 😂😂😂 and I wearing 2 hearing Aides ‼️🇺🇸😂‼️

@snatchios1 Год назад

Hahaha

@damianking3768 Год назад

That's a damned good 1. 😆

@lillylilly3035 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣

@filam7371 Год назад

The next week the husband says, "these pews are so hard my bottom fell asleep." "I know," says the wife. "It's been snoring for the past half hour."

@m1t2a1 2 года назад

My dad every time we drove over a railroad crossing, "A train just went by. You can still see the tracks."

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Stealing that 😂

@rossokeefe9655 Год назад

That's great! 😂

@jb7753 Год назад

That's awesome!!

@boboften9952 Год назад

Going through a tunnel " the light ahead may be an on coming freight train ."

@samuelbhend2521 Год назад

Driving through Autobahn crossings: "Indians were here, there's still Arrows laying around!"

@UncleSilverGaming Год назад

My wife went to feed the dog and asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I told her "No. I didn't even know he could."

@severalebb 2 года назад

That joke Matt made about sleeping with his girlfriend's dad was timed well lol. Nicky was stunned

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Genius hey!

@mikkosaarela9436 2 года назад

That was stolen from Chris Turner though

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

@@mikkosaarela9436 yeah stolen. Bloody walked into a shop, didn’t pay for it and walked out

@RadeticDaniel Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates while I appreciate the banter and agree that jokes in general don't have owners, it would be a nice gesture to credit the original artist when it is known. In particular I like how you guys slipped two Mitch Hedberg jokes in as he is no longer alive to tell them himself =) Maybe more people could find out about him through We Got Chocolates and that would be great

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

@@RadeticDaniel It would I just think that’s often unrealistic. I don’t have a clue who Chris Turner is, that’s not where we heard the joke, if he originally penned it and we haven’t given credit I do apologise

@noirjacques3274 Год назад

Cracks me up when Mick says “oh no” knowing he’s about to face Jana, even before she’s literally sat down. 😂😂

@mathiharan 2 года назад

Eloise's comeback for Skin's fiance joke was the best!

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Gosh I loved that

@stevenlacapria2050 2 года назад

Does that put any pressure on him to get his knee dirty? Mick was awesome because he kept looking at his punchlines before finishing the jokes. Keep up the great work WGTC gang. Love it.

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

@@stevenlacapria2050 Hahaha well he still hasn't done it so he must not be feeling the pressure too much! Yes that made me laugh so much haha

@sarthakgarg4428 2 года назад

@@WeGotTheChocolatesr/! Remind me in 6 months

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

@@sarthakgarg4428 Hahaha I will!

@SamPeabody Год назад

Mick and Jana are my favorites to watch in these videos. Her delivery is so smooth, and Mick can hardly keep it together!

@jacobstark1672 Год назад

Mick's laughter is contagious af.

@anuveshrikhi 2 года назад

That vegetable joke was dark 😂😂😂

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Gosh it made us nervous 😂

@crustybandaid183 2 года назад

Made me laugh, but Im also one to look on the BRIGHT side.

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

@@crustybandaid183 Hahaha yes fair

@brendonbayliss2994 Год назад

A guy was trying to sell me a coffin ⚰ at the door, I told him its the last thing I need.

@metalzonemt-2 Год назад

Old, but always good.

@azazel8035 2 года назад

The look on Jana's face for the vegetable joke was awesome 🤣🤣🤣

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

She was shocked to the core hahah

@tomjoad1363 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates This is fun both teh joke (if you like darker humor) and her reaction. IOt shows people react differently to different styles of joke. Please, keep your joke and your reactions as much diversified as possible. I discover your channel few dasy ago and spend most of my day watching them today.

@TheNighthawke502 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates And here I thought she just went catatonic! LOL.

@noirjacques3274 Год назад

Among the many reasons I love watching you guys is seeing how little time it takes for Mick to lose a “don’t laugh” challenge, cracks me up! 😆

@patbates 2 года назад

Mick was my favourite cause he made me laugh the most without telling that many jokes :D

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahah hard to disagree

@territhompson7792 Год назад

As a person in a wheelchair I just have to steal one of your jokes. It goes well with my amputee jokes. I would love to ride on a roller coaster but I'm a foot short.😇

@Wineblood Год назад

Mick always has that look of "oh no I can't hold this laugh in" and it's great

@tenderlovellcare 2 года назад

Mick is absolute MUST!! HAHA Pure gold! Whole episode was bangers but Mick stole it! Proper funny! "The Wheelchair" was brutal! 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

hahaha he's the king hey 😂

@nishantpatil61 Год назад

Can someone explain me wheelchair joke?

@tomjoad1363 Год назад

@@nishantpatil61 Come back check more recent comment the explanation is up here.

@elliottsw Год назад

I love that Nicky has a printed list and everyone else is using their phones. Legend

@qrubmeeaz 3 месяца назад

Mickus laughing is the best thing on the internet.

@WeGotTheChocolates 3 месяца назад

What a machine he is!

@EvilTwin559 2 года назад

Dad jokes always make me laugh. They tickle me. My girl won't see me anymore. Just because I broke her glasses. Okay. I'll see myself out.

@jean-paulaudette9246 Год назад

You know the definition of a dad joke? One where the punch line is ap-PARENT.

@DylanSparks99 2 года назад

Love that vegetable joke. As a person in a wheelchair I love pulling that joke out to see what reactions I can get. I love dark humor. Another good one for you, what do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile. Some might not get it but virgin mobile is a cellular company here in Canada. Or there's always the classic, why are people in wheelchairs always picked on? They can't stand up for themselves.. 😂😂

@rubbersidedown5620 2 года назад

Great ones!

@jennifershentrich4039 Год назад

Nice. Heh heh heh...hi

@jennifershentrich4039 Год назад

This is a true story just happened to me about a month ago a man comes into the gas station where I work and he's from Arkansas so I asked him hey what's the price of gas in Arkansas? He says it's a $1.98 and you can marry your sister! I said wow that's cool if I had a sister I said so what are you doing here in Oregon? He says I'm looking for my sister I said wow cuz gas ⛽ is expensive

@Kris_P._Bey_Ken Год назад

@@jennifershentrich4039 am I missing something? Because you said "if I had a sister" (I get that you said "wow" to the gas price) it was a 2 in 1 response I assume. But just wondering why you said "if I had a sister" .... I was thinking why would she say that?

@jennifershentrich4039 Год назад

@@Kris_P._Bey_Ken cuz I don't have a sister I don't have any family at all my mom just recently died and left me on my own I'm completely without any family or friends or anything sorry so that's why hi

@raystewart9382 2 года назад

We need more of these!! So good to watch!

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

We have identified that we need to make more! Promise it is happening

@TheOpendoormedia Год назад

The first time I ever heard of you guys was on the RU-vid shorts talking about the penis and the Guinness book of world records. Months later I am still laughing at that joke.

@wilson2455 Год назад

2:35 - Matt says to Jana " yes Dear... ". Lucky bastard !!!

@dallasxm 2 года назад

That last joke got me!! 😂😂😂. I’m suing for emotional distress from laughing so hard!! 😭😂😭

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Haha I apologise profusely

@ryanklotz309 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates Now get that B.S. grin off of your face, and apologize again. lol

@RadeticDaniel Год назад

Another hint at Mitch Hedberg's genius with that "Haven't slept for two days" joke =D Keeping the master of dead pan alive with this!

@celestialSister Год назад

I don’t understand this joke! Can you please explain it 😅

@RadeticDaniel Год назад

@@celestialSister yeah, sure 😃 "I haven't slept for two days" usually means the person has been up and about, awake, for 48 hours or more. But when he says "because that would be too long" it implies actually sleeping for 48 hours. It's a play on coloquial expressions and literal meanings. Many expressions are a short version of a larger sentence, that we understand by social context, but in shortening they can imply something else when taken literally. It is also where people struggle the most learning a second language for more than just professional usage =)

@nnekarosalie2523 Год назад

Everyone is so adorable. I'm surprised Mick got that far!

@Mo1stF1re 7 месяцев назад

I absolutely adore Jana and just can't get over how cute she is, she reminds me so much of my friend cx

@69voxbeetle 7 месяцев назад

She is cute!!

@Mo1stF1re 7 месяцев назад

@@69voxbeetle so cute c: I want to hug her ears lol

@rideshareog Год назад

The world needs more of this. I'm still getting the little guffaws from the last joke, I'm going straight to hell but I certainly won't be alone.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahaha I know i know 😂

@katotato Год назад

How have I only just found this channel? 🤣 you guys are HILARIOUS!! keep spreading the laughter 👌 love to you all ❤️

@tombook2155 7 месяцев назад

always crack when mick is on. dude can't save his life. lol

@rutvijsonawane8597 Год назад

Mick is definitely me... I can't keep a straight face around my friends.. 🤣🤣🤣

@markthomasc 2 года назад

We gave this a try at work and it's much harder than it looks. Not just keeping a straight face. Searching for jokes isn't easy and your adversary may be telling your joke. We're doing round 2 soon and finding unused and funny one-liners is getting tough.

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahaha that’s awesome mate! Let us know how you go

@patchedgamer1779 2 года назад

That was amazing! I hope we get more of these. Btw love the way yall try to reply to most comments. Keep up the good Work!

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Hahah well I'm glad I got to this one!

@dziugim9408 Год назад

I hope this show never ends.. So fun!

@aliigamer1947 Год назад

I love you guys! Good for a mid-day laugh!

@chrisatchris Год назад

Absolutely hilarious. I’m crying here ! MIcks Brilliant

@69voxbeetle 7 месяцев назад

I love these guys!!

@tomcolling2192 Год назад

One of the best Dad jokes ever this one… Hope you guys like it and try it out in a video. Sooo, a few years back I was doing it tough and needed to make some money quick sharp. Decided to set up a chicken dating website. Had to give it away after a while tho…. “I was struggling to make hens meet”

@maggot1729 Год назад

I haven't laughed this much in years ! the last one is the best !

@johnpeachment7080 2 года назад

MY LORD GUYS ….. your all seriously funny !! I’ve told so many people about you and tried getting them to follow on Instagram …. Hats off to you all 👏👏👏….. need to put at least 3 of these out per week

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahaha thank you so much legend! Amazing feedback to hear

@briancasey600 Год назад

This was hilarious!!! And very great lookin folks too!!

@CorysComedyChannel 2 года назад

These kind of joke videos are awesome. Bravo! Bravo!

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Thank you so much mate!!

@jonathanb.9150 2 года назад

The obesity joke was great, and I think Jana is probably the best on the team at telling jokes and not laughing...keep up the good stuff

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

She comfortably is 😂

@kristynic72 2 года назад

I can't wait for the next episode, hurry hurry!!!

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Haha better start this weekend

@MeltingTheta 11 месяцев назад

Matt seems like a friend I never had but really want.

@pedrificado Год назад

"As a family we couldn't decide whether to bury or cremate granpa. So we decided to just let him live."

@Aaronlovescake 2 года назад

Best content I’ve seen all year.

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Brilliant! I mean we are only in March but that's alright 😂

@filipradojevic3605 2 года назад

I love you guys! 😂😂😂😂 you make my day perfect 😂❤️❤️ don't ever stop doing this please! Greeting from small country, Montenegro ❤️🇲🇪

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Thank you so much! It is so cool to know people from all around the world are liking the stuff we put out there! Will keep making them better and better ❤️

@Hypn00Toad 2 года назад

Really like these, keep them coming

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Thanks so much legend!

@donniegreenpastorofgraceby5475 2 года назад

The wheelchair, saw it coming braced for it and yet still lost it lol, absolutely wrongfully hilarious

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Yes emphasis on the wrongfully 😂

@hwy27west Год назад

True Story A friend of my son that I had mentored more than twenty years ago called me. He told me his dog got run over by a census worker, but survived. I told him I bet he wasn’t “counting” on that!

@StudioMargalima Год назад

I love how Michael always is cracked up before telling the punchline, or even before telling any line

@malavshaldar Год назад

The wheelchair has to be the best I've heard in a long time! 😂

@thejebusite Год назад

Here, this is my step ladder. I never really knew my real ladder

@jbylin Год назад

Have a kid. I saved this to show him. Keep up the fun!

@adamsmith1306 2 года назад

I tried cooking vegetable soup yesterday but i couldnt find a pot big enough to fit the wheelchair 😂

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

Heavens above haha

@Sonnar92Gaming 2 года назад

Gotta love those not so subtle, "It's time to ask me to marry you" hints

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahaha slapped him in the face with it

@ryanklotz309 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates And how's he been enjoying the couch since you put this up? Lol

@McMurryIndian93 2 года назад

Greetings from Waco, Texas, USA. Thanks for making my work days go by faster.!

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

That is wonderful news legend! Thank you for the support

@miljoy91 2 года назад

Please do more of these! 😄

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Definitely on it!

@BearBoxBreaks 8 месяцев назад

I've been watching your videos over and over for the last couple years. I look down and realize that I wasn't subscribed. How the hell did I miss that?

@atempestrages5059 Год назад

10:22 Mick: "Oh no."

@mohanhosny5825 7 месяцев назад

Harry kane telling dad jokes 😂

@SGTBlain 2 года назад

Haha the wheelchair got me so hard!! And i dont mean down under…i…just…laughed!! 😂

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahah appreciate that clarifcation 😂

@ratulbanik9007 Год назад

Seeing you guys makes me wanna start a family asap. 😅💌

@CaptainSpock1701 Год назад

That vegetable joke is GOLD!

@ak2002mit Год назад

Awesome. I first saw the video on fb videos and then the story continues

@TonyHavenMusic 10 месяцев назад

Nicky is a great Stewart Francis tribute act 😂

@drewcross9927 2 года назад

Mick was amazing! I couldnt not belly laugh

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahaha he’s so good hey!!

@Verbalaesthet Год назад

These videos are giving me a good laugh :D

@milano9012 2 года назад

Loved it 👏👏👏

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Great to hear!

@ourv9603 11 месяцев назад

When my kid misbehaves I threaten to make him spend the summer at MATH camp. !

@MrColin159 Год назад

I went to the doctor to get meat and potatoes washed out of my ears and nose. Doctor said I should eat more sensibly.

@YourLocalNirvanaFan 2 года назад

Let me grab my notebook so I can retell them to my poor family

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Yeah note them down

@mdh6977 2 года назад

Some really good laughs over here!!

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

That's amazing to hear!

@user-sz2px8pv3f Год назад

The sideline laughing is probably the best part after most of the jokes themselves. Some people have the weirdest suggestions for "rules"

@abbshurz Год назад

Powdered water! Steven Wright classic

@vidyasagar6937 Год назад

I wanna adopt this bunch. Or get adopted by them.. 🥰😂😂

@ronmcgovern6581 11 месяцев назад

You can see where Jana gets her cool from.

@jaredhochstetler9749 Год назад

The wheelchair!🤣🤣

@lacdebienne47 Год назад

What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ...

@curtshanks550 Год назад

I haven't heard that joke in a really long time! Thanks bro😁

@jimmyclimer594 Год назад

Wife: have you seen the dog bowl? Husband: I didn't know he could?

@timothypuvogel5468 Год назад

OMFG the last one!!!! WOW 😂😂😂😂

@MrGriff305 9 месяцев назад

A cute girl automatically makes a guy giggly, it's not fair

@young11984 Год назад

That last one got me💀

@sephiroth8377 2 года назад

Dark humour is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

heavens above hahaha

@Hitokiri-04 2 года назад

Omg you guys are great 😂 where's part 2?

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahaha gosh we will get on the tools again this weekend!

@techo61 Год назад

That last one woke my wife up, I'm now in the dog house.

@silverlake973 2 года назад

That end joke was nail in the coffin 😂😂😂

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahah can confirm

@mitchweiner Год назад

Jana is savage! I love it!

@chrisblagdon9582 Год назад

Lovin these we r going to have our own competition on Christmas day

@VarunKumar-mh5ub Год назад

I love this

@peaty32 Год назад

I used to think I was a man trapped in a woman's body. But the doctor performed a cesarean and my mum gave birth to me.

@MrHeyWhateverYouSay 2 года назад

The rubix one was epic......lmfao.

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Hahaha I rate that one!

Год назад

*Rubik's

@gigglegags Год назад

The dinosaur joke had me dead!

@johnnyv.5142 Год назад

What do you call a used tampon? Teabags for vampires.

@mujtabashaikh3863 2 года назад

Pen-is in the Guinness Book of World Records. I'm waiting on that one!

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Okay I might have to start this next

@mcflapper7591 Год назад

I find it funnier if everyone laughs when they want to. This competition thing kills it, IMO.

@thiruvikramansrinivasaragh2283 2 года назад

I almost slipped from sitting on the last joke 😂

@WeGotTheChocolates 2 года назад

Gosh it is a nervy one that one

@seanwilkinson7431 2 года назад

Why were you sitting on the joke?

@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 Год назад

*sigh* "Life is full of hardships", the welder at the shipyard said.

@WeGotTheChocolates Год назад

That’s the best 😂

@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 Год назад

@@WeGotTheChocolates Thank you 😂

@hindriktjallingakkerman2953 Год назад

When will there be a new edition of the don't laugh challenge? Can't wait! Thanks choccies 🙂