DAEMON WORLDS: PLANET SIZED NIGHTMARE | Warhammer 40k Lore 

The Inquisition doesn’t want you to know this, but you can just take the guardsmen. They’re free. I have 4,579 guardsmen from 135 regiments.

"It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits" -John Plague

DK: I want my planet to be Hawaii Bricky: Space Brazil.

"It's the end of the month, that means Kirioth is here!" What I get from this is that it takes Kirioth about a month to break through a fresh layer of wall panels.

Lord General of the Imperial Guard: "Come to daemon world, Administratum said. Serve the Emperor they said. Now, look at us. Stuck in the daemon world and its not even the horny one."

DK: Planet Hawaii Bricky: METH COFFEE

„Nothing really happens it just keeps raining blood“ is my favourite quote from now on

Starbucks in the 41st Millennium. Lead by Bricky on his Battle Barge The Barista

I was waiting for Bricky to turn his coffee hive world thing into a segway into a shilling of a Bricky themed product. 😂

Big Lad in Space is now the Imperium's official designation for Daemon Worlds that fit that description.

"How does fat man in space atmosphere" must be a brand new sentence and my favourite DK quote

Yeah, the Emperor’s Children are definitely going to takeover Bricky’s planet, a nootropic combat enhancing recaf enema is EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT.

My favorite daemon-world related bit of 40k info is from one of the Cain books, where Amberley remarks in a footnote that trying Exterminatus on a Daemon World is a bad idea, at best it's going to be ineffective, at worst _it'll give them ideas._

"I want to be as fat as a planetary governor!" Slaanesh: "You know what? I'll do you one better..."

Ollyinses (how ever you spell it) is hilarious. "I hate my town, its the ass crack of this planet" *zooms out to show literal ass crack*

Bricky: THE RECAFF MUST FLOW! I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH

Canonically, Nasir Amit when he kills Kargos, his former chain brother, as he lands the killing blow (and briefly gives Kargos clarity through his butchers nails to recognize Amit and call out “brother!” is dead ass “eat shit, traitor.” Best line in the franchise

I am shocked Shy didn't bring up the world Tuska Demonkilla landed on.

Love when Kirioth bursts through the walls to give a lecture.

Think about the concept of being the planet sized man being eaten by tyranids. It starts as nothing, gradually becoming worse and worse over time like an itch that you can’t scratch swelling over the course of hours to days to a bad rash, then a light pain of enflamed skin until you gradually just get stuck on the phase of constantly being swallowed by acid. Crazy stuff.

In The Eye of Terror book they travel to a handful of chaos planets, including the Rose Cluster. The planets are made of rose quartz and grow only roses of various sizes including some as large as trees. There was a planet where the properties of liquids solids and gasses were constantly changing, so when they first landed they were standing on water like it was solid, but then it became air like and they fell through it and fish started attacking them. There was another planet that had a demon controlling it that would come and personally harass the occupants, but he lost control of it to another demon in a shitting contest. Then there were two planets that a Bloodthirster and a Lord of Change mashed together and they bet on who's army would win

"It starts out rough, but it does get worse so it's ok." 40K in a nutshell.

Another cool daemon world is one that appears in the Huron Blackheart novel. It's a planet ruled by Tzeentch that is entirely made of glass. The sand is powdered glass and when it's kicked up it causes light to reflect in odd ways (and also shreds your lungs), you can see into the earth as it shimmers in an unnaturally pearlescent way as light penetrates far deeper than it should, and there is more about the planet that I won't get into cause it's a bit spoilery but is super cool if you know about a certain thing you may have encountered in chemistry class. Master of the Maelstrom is a fun book.

Bricky you fool! Make your planet a giant Adepta Sororitas gym!

Hey Bricky. Wake up. Siege of Vraks novel announcement just dropped.

Daemon worlds are horrifying eldritch locales that would make H. P. Lovecraft crap his pants... unless you're Tuska Daemonkilla or a member of his WAAAAAGH!, in which case a Daemon world is basically Ork Valhalla.

On today's episode of the Ridiculous Tour: KIRIOTH HAS ESCAPED! THE WALLS HAVE CRUMBLED, THE CLOCKS HAVE STOPPED AND THE GEOMETRY IS BROKEN! All hail this lord of madness as he bestrides this world, unleashing torment and biscuits with every step! The paltry resistence of Bricky is no match for him, and the underground resistance founded by DK are on an eternal losing battle! But Shy is here to put him back in the wall before next week, but never will it be explained why it takes so many squid to do it. All this and far too much more, after the break!

What is the blood cage punishment is a Khorne thing, and happens because when you drink someone else’s blood, you are taking blood from the blood god. The blood must flow, blood for the blood god! Not blood for your tummy

As a resident of Cleveland, I must defend the honour of my adopted city. The river hasn't caught fire _once_ this year, and I have only _eighteen_ felonies, thank you very much.

Soo you're telling me Floating Fat Space Man with his Millions of Noise Marine pores is a Orbital UE BOOM speaker with Bluetooth & Wifi connectivity?

Legends say that Brickys forehead is, in of itself, a dæmon world

*and bloopers when they happen* Wait a minute you mean this ain't the blooper reel

Renegade guard unsupported by the Imperium will happily do whatever it takes for a resupply of recaf.

Hearing about the Rose Cluster, where even the stars and planets are shaped like Roses, gave me intense Rick and Morty "This entire planet is on a cob!" flashbacks

Bricky should know that the Word Bearers are constantly after good recaf for their late night Book of Lorgar studies. Also, wouldn't recaf be produced in an agriworld with some basic industry?

Absolutely love that when it comes to making their own planets, Bricky put all this extra background insight into it before making Starbucks World, and DK just straight up made Serenade… Absolute perfection!

we makin it outta the materium with this one 🔥👁️🔥

40K: Where "what if the guy in charge was using this place to deal drugs" is actually the nice option. Also I have now looked up "nurgle pool" and am delightfully disgusted.

Coffee give world is gonna smell FANTASTIC

Chaos Champion be like "Slaanesh, make me a planet!" and Slaanesh said OK.

"How dose the big guy in space eat and breath?" "If you're wondering how he eats and breaths and other science facts. Just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show, I should really just relax!'"

i had a Charcter that was from a hive world that just exported paper. had moons where they grew massive tree farms.

Daemon prince: *teleports to Cleveland* “Am I back in the Warp? Did it get calmer and crappier?” Also what real city’s would traitor space marine like World Eaters, Night Lords, etc. love to be in?

15:15 khorne isn't apposed to "magic" he's after all a creature OF "magic" having many weapons and armo that are magical/shoot fire/ward of attacks what he despises is cowardice such as fighting at range or manipulating your opponents which "magic" often employs,I would imagine he's perfectly fine with you using the warp to punch your opponent in the face so long as you look them in the eyes when you do it.

I am so happy I found you guys back in 2021. I hurt my ears earlier that year and lost so much of my hearing. Though I managed to persevere until mid 2023 when I damaged my ears again and lost all low-mid dB's. I am thankful I can hear you guys talking at all(even if its no longer as loud, full, and clear as it used to be). It's weird but ever since those incidents I am just so past dependent, I always think about the stuff I used to watch, or listen to, and could hear just perfectly. I guess I am basically sick in the head now...cause it's hard to see my present and future being something worthwhile. With that said and not to be a Debbie downer I am just very thankful that I've been able to listen to the last couple years of your content and I hope to continue listening to your future content as best as I can.

I remember seeing a story a long time ago about a Khorn deamon world. It was and endless battle that reset each morning and it was all fun for the deamons until an orc Waagh showed up. It stopped being fun for the deamon prince in charge because the orc warboss kept going for nut shots before dying.

Know what would be a funny way to end the universe. A ork meets slanesh and asks to be the biggest ork Evaa and she makes him into a planet amd he makes the biggest whaaaaahhjj

Nurgle conga line around the globe sounds really fun, not gonna lie

God this has to be the best episode so far

Just started and already can't wait for Oliensis

As someone from Pittsburgh, I can confirm, Nurgle has claimed us.

No mention in Lexicanum of whether Oliensis has an atmosphere, but in M37 the Sentinels chapter invaded the world and fought the beastmen and daemonettes and noise marines to the point where the planet woke up and swallowed them. In order to survive inside him, the Sentinels had to resort to cannibalism.

While you're in Boston, try Pizzeria Regina, but go to the North End one, trust me, it will be one of the best pizzas you've ever had

Love the part with the rose, it's kinda like a perfect analogy to the sacred geometry theory like how from galaxies to atoms everything follows roughly the same pattern of forms hinting at some universal doctrine or law upon which our universe is built, the existencial crisis that comes with such thinking just fits tzeentch perfectly

Some say that Kirioth is stuck on the Podcast Daemon World to this day, still trying to English.

I had no answer until Bricky cafe his Recaf answer and the joking death world one. I want a deathworld where a new type of Coffee was discovered and only catachan level people can pick it. But the coffee plants only eat men, or something?

I feel like the chaos gods don't care about punishing anybody, they're just looking for a very particular type of soul so that when they smack em it makes the noise they like.

I like dem Shaders, I briefly thought that shy or DK was capping with the bonus poster because I didn't see it in the community TAB but it makes sense about why it's called a bonus one.

I listened to some upbeat music along with this by accident, the mood whiplash was both bizarre and hilarious.

I love how when Bricky said deathworld at the start DK just went "oh bitch"

Bricky was channeling his inner Rogal Dorn when he was trying to read the masque article lol

The CORRECT answer, is a catgirl world where the prime export is super re-caff! And if that world is ever attacked, you just arm the garrison commander with a laser pointer and watch the catgirls play with their new chew-toys!

LA California and Finland are accurate depictions of what it's like to live on a daemon world

Amazing episode, love the absolute chaos you three have

If tyranis would invite the 'giant man planet' I want to beleave that he would wake up, stight himself up and start waving his hands around himself like man attacked by canibalisting wasps

id love to see a movie of that. a month of a daemon planet.

A recaf world is the ideal choice besides a paradise world. It'd be the most heavily defended world after Terra & Macragge

Sometimes being a greater daemon sounds good, you can just decide it’s rose time and make literally a billion roses.

You know there is a single planet in the warp called Calm, it's literally just a chaos break room where every faction meets and just relaxs, no fighting, no torture humans and demons just wave at each other and go about their day no having to worship or preform sacrifices to their god it is literally just a world where everyone is on vacation for a week or two before they have to leave ang go back to work

It makes a twisted kind of sense that Khone would punish his followers for drinking blood. 1 drinking it is kinda like stealing it from him. 2 if the theory that he wanted big E's angel boy as a champion he may simply be salty.

As a Tyranid player, I approve of this episode.

Medregend is a cool one where Perturabo and the Iron Warriors play IRL Dwarf Fortress. The daemon Forge World from the Grey Knights novels was delightfully horrifying

And that ending tangent is why I'm here 😂

Surprised you didn't bring up Sortiarius, Magnus's daemon world which is currently manifesting in real space as he builds up his Psychic empire right under everyone's noses. Nobody can deal with it because of incantations and sacrifices of human psykers he does every day, but he is really really close to Terra.

My answer: A garden world. Something like Ecaz from Dune. Pastoral with ranching and specialty trees for fancy wood for the nobles. Maybe premium lumber and textiles. Post-Warp: Going full HellTaker. Gimme my demonette harem.

It's all jokes and stuff until you realize that DK's hula dancers are all biblically accurate cat girls.

Lord maliphicataticus prime chaos lord “I can’t enjoy a good unholy crusade against the corpse worshipers unless iv had my recaf in the morning.”

Shy missed an opportunity to edit in a massive explosion when bricky dropped his phone

Love it when Kirioth drops by:)

I can't stop laughing to the end of this video because my God they just went off the deep end in it's funny as hell

the tragedy of the blood planet is that it was PROBABLY actually the massive paranoia of THINKING there was going to be a attack that lured khorne in

Don't forget the ending in gladius if you play chaos where your chaos Marine champion BECOMES THE CHAOS DAEMON WORLD Like you literally become a conscious planet dedicated to all 4 gods and ascend into the warp

This episode reminds me why there’s so much madness and crazy shit in Warhammer 40 K, and the Bolter porn is entirely misdirection. Can you imagine audiences going to theatres being introduced to demon worlds???? I need this.

25:37 This is the Shy that I remember.... Glad to see she's still the master of vicious mockery.

In the Fulgrim book, the Sculpture told Fulgrim that his work lacks a soul. Because its so perfict that it looks like it was made from a computer instaed of a human.

I just realized Kirioth has cookies

The Pleasure Planet, aka Planet Gooning

this is going to sound weird, but i wish there was more fanart about oliensis and the noise marines, specially from the surface

The first guy who wrote about Oliensis after this episode: "Look how they massacred my boy" 😢

Detective ridiculous: flat wood monster please 🙏

I wonder of the guys realize that Oliensis is just us. A giant fat man with warhammer characters living in his hand? It's a jab at Warhammer players.

Imagine Pacific Drive, but you are a Daemonworld survivor techpriest with a pimped up car.

Thanks for the video.

Fulgrims shadow of a world cast on a dying star is basically the allegory of the cave, because the shadows aren’t the real world

So these aren't like the Chaos controlled worlds in the Gaunt's Ghosts books that could actually be reconquered and were just full of human cultists, right?

i laughed so hard at the sudden thought of tyranids pogging out at the large lad, like the most disgusting carnival food that will give the swarm indigestion for a few decades

It sounds really fun to me to make a food world themed board as a slaanesh demon world with giant lollipop terrain ect

Hey Earth is pretty fun, sometimes.

Bricky just described Planet Starbucks. XD

What, an episode about Daemon worlds, and no mention of Medrengard?!