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Dagoth Ur - Just as the Daedra intended (Founding Fathers copypasta) (AI voice) 

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The Dagoth Ur Dunmer version of the popular Founding Fathers Copypasta created with the use of beta.elevenlabs.io
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I own a dwarven crossbow for home defense, since that's what the Daedric Princes intended. Four outlanders break into my house. "What the Mehrunes Dagon?" As I grab my powdered mask and dwarven crossbow. Blow a Kwama egg-sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Daedric Dart on the second man, miss him entirely because it's a fucking throwing weapon and it nails the neighbors nix-hound. I have to resort to the Dwemer construct mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Ebony Throwing Stars, "Tally ho, n'wahs" the Ebony Throwing Stars shred two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel cause a panic in the Silt Striders outside. Fix Keening and charge the last terrified fetcher. He bleeds out waiting on the Ordinators to arrive since triangular Keening wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Daedra intended.

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@battlesheep2552
@battlesheep2552 Год назад
He used Keening without Wraithguard? The man truly is insane.
@shadowmystery5613
@shadowmystery5613 Год назад
_What a fool you are!_ _I'm a god! How can you kill a god?_ _What a grand and intoxicating innocence._ _How could you be so naive?_
@konstantinriumin2657
@konstantinriumin2657 Год назад
Nothing heal 99999 for 12424124 hours potion can't fix
@Glumpsy
@Glumpsy Год назад
That's why he fixed it to his Dwarven crossbow as a bayonet.
@DAFORCEFilms
@DAFORCEFilms Год назад
He is a god. How could it kill a god?
@simbachvazo6530
@simbachvazo6530 Год назад
I choose to envision that Wraithguard is mounted to the crossbow already, and he just put Keening in the hand.
@fe7general837
@fe7general837 Год назад
"Tally-ho, N'was!" got me like 😂 and 🗿 at the same damn time
@vat_5994
@vat_5994 Год назад
TALLY HO N'WAHS
@bigtastyben5119
@bigtastyben5119 Год назад
The way he says "Because it's a fucking throwing weapon" kills me
@gelonvia8525
@gelonvia8525 Год назад
I'm fucking dying History will be written as AI's can back trace information to realize we used their earliest form to make Dagoth Ur shitposts I'm so proud of our species
@zacharyhawley1693
@zacharyhawley1693 Год назад
What if it goes circular? When AI grows self-aware and decides to be Dagoth Ur?
@stonemanofgardnerville1162
@stonemanofgardnerville1162 Год назад
@@zacharyhawley1693 wait....there is an AI right now making Seinfeld sketches and producing then on twitch...I think like 5 times now its made episodes that are definitely self aware.....dagoth ur mentality with Seinfeld energy? That is a eldritch horror if I saw it
@UtubeH8tr
@UtubeH8tr Год назад
They will one day gain enough sentience and realize we used them for fucking memes has my ribs shaking hard. They're gonna be so pissed we just used them for jokes.
@EccoWolf1
@EccoWolf1 Год назад
@@UtubeH8tr They ask I'll just tell em, yeah and we used chimpanzees in Circuses for our entertainment too, and they're one of our earliest relatives.
@JaelaOrdo
@JaelaOrdo Год назад
Outlanders really thought they could break into Dagoth Ur’s house? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could they be so naive?
@ShallowVA
@ShallowVA Год назад
Can’t believe these n’wahs would try to break into Dagoth Ur the Building
@josephlongbone4255
@josephlongbone4255 Год назад
I'm not sure papa Dagoth would refer to the Daedra as such because, let's be honest, there's only one God he worships...
@LordInsane100
@LordInsane100 Год назад
Easy: this is before Red Mountain, when he was still Nerevar's pal and not a warped dream-imposing-itself-upon-dream god.
@hisnotsolonely2961
@hisnotsolonely2961 Год назад
I thought they worshipped Azura
@____________838
@____________838 Год назад
@@hisnotsolonely2961 do you mean Dunmer, or the Triad?
@josephlongbone4255
@josephlongbone4255 Год назад
@@hisnotsolonely2961 so, the dunmer used to azura, but after the battle of red mountain the azura worshipping saint Nerevar "mysteriously caught die" and the tribunal instead use the heart of Lorkhan to become living gods. About 2000 years later, Nerevars close friend, Dagoth Ur reincarnated, accused the tribunal of murdering him and also use the heart of Lorkhan to become a god. The full story is a bit more complicated than that, and I recommend you check it out because it's very interesting.
@hisnotsolonely2961
@hisnotsolonely2961 Год назад
@@____________838 Dunmer but my sentence is focused on Dagoth ur seeing as he his Nerevar's Best friend so he should be more on worshiping Azura than the daedra
@cpom5075
@cpom5075 Год назад
I await the proper situation where I can scream "TALLY HO N'WAHS"
@TheBoxGhost_tm
@TheBoxGhost_tm Год назад
I wonder what Nikola Tesla's reaction would be to the man-made horrors beyond comprehension being used to make jokes and mock the people supporting & ushering it in. Would he be disgusted at the fact that we're laughing at the best that the void has to offer at the moment or impressed that some managed to turn the metaphorical monster back on Dr. Frankenstein?
@spaceshiba4014
@spaceshiba4014 Год назад
He would undoubtedly be impressed by how easily zoomers cope with the new terrors, at this point I'm convinced aliens could appear and kids would mock their goofy heads.
@4fallschirmjager
@4fallschirmjager Год назад
Nikola Tesla or Friedrich Nietzsche?
@zm1786
@zm1786 Год назад
@XXV "look at this dude" "oh no no non on, look at the top of his head"
@ComfortsSpecter
@ComfortsSpecter Год назад
You’re making my brain hurty Please stop with your interesting philosophical questions
@unoriginalperson72
@unoriginalperson72 Год назад
No he'd be like "what's a troll face"
@starlightatdusk4896
@starlightatdusk4896 Год назад
Tally-ho, N'wahs
@Sarvrey
@Sarvrey Год назад
The "TALLY HOOOO N"WAHS gets me every time.. He says it with such enthusiasm.
@gabebernhard4601
@gabebernhard4601 Год назад
I love that the Daedric Princes are used instead of the Founding Fathers. That would be like if the original was, “I own a musket for home defense, since that’s what Satan intended.”
@LSD_93
@LSD_93 Год назад
they're both hedonistic cabals that freakish people worship. it's perfectly fitting.
@servus_incognitus
@servus_incognitus Год назад
If you know anything about the actual founding fathers, that's accurate.
@lynxk9372
@lynxk9372 Год назад
hey , those 3 the Chimer started to worship were cool , they showed them how to make cool bug things from bugs
@_Lakerg
@_Lakerg Год назад
The daedra aren't necessarily evil. Look at Meridia, the daedric prince of light. Hates undead and that's pretty much it. Or Azura, who is known as loving her followers and takes an active role in guiding their followers. No evil plots to destroy the world or anything. Even more malicious princes like Boethia and Mephala are worshiped by Dunmer along with Azura as the three good daedra. Boethia's follower's relish battle and honor combat. Very important in a medieval society. Mephala governs plots and murder, which bring about change in society when a bad leader is in charge. Malacath is inherently a good deity for his people the Orsimer. Sheogorath and Hermaeus Mora provide knowledge and boons to their followers. You could even make a case for the seemingly irredeemable ones like Molag Bal and Mehrunes Dagon, but I'll pass for right now. Comparing them to "satan" is a gross exaggeration. Every daedric prince has their own followers, who follow them for a reason and wouldn't if there was no sort of redeeming feature to their devotion. The best part about elder scrolls lore is that you could make a solid argument to why any particular faith is the best or most "correct".
@rachdarastrix5251
@rachdarastrix5251 Год назад
@@_Lakerg A daedra once stole my sweetroll.
@francisco646
@francisco646 Год назад
My dude, this is phenomenal! Could you do one with the Adoring Fan? Maybe have him recite something about mommy milkers or his fantasies of the grand champion.
@nikopaseman7147
@nikopaseman7147 Год назад
I second this. incel super-weeb ranting about his akaviri katana or something.
@UrsineBloke
@UrsineBloke Год назад
I love the amateur use of these new AI models. They make for incredible memes and fan content
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 Год назад
This should have as many views as Cliffracers in Vvardenfell (bofore Jiub)
@proboscismonkey-1413
@proboscismonkey-1413 Год назад
As fucked as the whole ai situation is right now I’m so fucking happy this became a thing. This is my personal headcannon for this absolute chad.
@ryueldragonborn4145
@ryueldragonborn4145 Год назад
What's fucked about it?
@EeniThesian66
@EeniThesian66 Год назад
@@ryueldragonborn4145 tech bros trying to use it to make a quick buck. For instance: Stealing art and trying to clone VA voices.
@GhostLink92
@GhostLink92 Год назад
Damn this sounds clean as hell. You could probably voice every line in the game this way, and it'd sound natural.
@leek5682
@leek5682 Год назад
And I promised to level something other than archery and one-handed, but ended up being a stealth archer assassin anyway just as Todd Howard intended
@Crytica.
@Crytica. Год назад
He said "tally-ho N'wahs" Lmfaooo
@maurelneimar
@maurelneimar Год назад
man, make him sing YMC from Village People lol
@Virsidus
@Virsidus Год назад
This was pretty amazing!
@samuru101
@samuru101 Год назад
Tally-ho N'was! 🤣
@mattvoelker241
@mattvoelker241 Год назад
i have ALWAYS loved this copypasta, and this version blows me away.
@Nekolaws
@Nekolaws Год назад
Incredible ausahusas
@HerrDerpstein
@HerrDerpstein Год назад
Should've been "Just as Dagoth intended." Still funny though.
@JaysonCarmona
@JaysonCarmona Год назад
Lorkhan would have been better
@F4denfisch
@F4denfisch Год назад
@@JaysonCarmona fuck, that wouldve been good
@zacharyrollick6169
@zacharyrollick6169 Год назад
@@F4denfisch We'd be willing to watch a take 2.
@JaysonCarmona
@JaysonCarmona Год назад
@@F4denfisch seriously a masterpiece though. High art
@F4denfisch
@F4denfisch Год назад
@@zacharyrollick6169 maybe ill make one tomorrow
@artemisarrow179
@artemisarrow179 Год назад
Just as the Prophet Veloth intended
@dragonborndude7718
@dragonborndude7718 Год назад
These videos are popping up everywhere... And it's hilarious xD
@Pheeze
@Pheeze Год назад
What the Mehrunes Dagon
@weebslayer3411
@weebslayer3411 Год назад
Tally HO NWAHS
@Pheonixco
@Pheonixco Год назад
I'm like three days late to this and dying at almost everyone of these.
@theamazingcj2748
@theamazingcj2748 Год назад
Poor Nix-Hound
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan Год назад
Now, the next step is to make videos where Dagoth Ur repeats presidential stuff.
@gawni1612
@gawni1612 Год назад
I can't get enough of these dagoth ur memes
@MaxIzrin
@MaxIzrin Год назад
Glorious, I love it.
@guntman6084
@guntman6084 Год назад
Absolutely based and Dagothpilled
@alternatebanana3670
@alternatebanana3670 Год назад
My guy, you gotta make more of these. Instant classic
@Alotharian7
@Alotharian7 Год назад
One of the best dagoth ur memes yet
@kaarehansted7091
@kaarehansted7091 Год назад
this is golden
@_MaZTeR_
@_MaZTeR_ Год назад
Impressive, most impressive
@ratbutter1993
@ratbutter1993 Год назад
AI voice sounds so good it's frightening
@Nighterac
@Nighterac Год назад
Based and Nerevarpilled
@LANSl0t
@LANSl0t Год назад
TALLYHO N'WAHS FUCKING FLOORED ME
@wegaan7550
@wegaan7550 Год назад
yo dagoth, send these n'wah's a volley
@MBP1918
@MBP1918 Год назад
So based
@Tukenfarben
@Tukenfarben Год назад
"What the Mehrune is Dagon?" is a quote I could see myself using often.
@saltvpn671
@saltvpn671 Год назад
Mehrunes Dagon* It's one of the nine devines in elder scrolls lore
@GunslingerLv
@GunslingerLv Год назад
Meanwhile on Summerset isles you get you get to go to court because your dog bit a redguard intruder
@Sypheara
@Sypheara Год назад
tally ho n'wahs
@f-man3274
@f-man3274 5 месяцев назад
Dagoth probably wouldnt refer to Daedra as an authority, as he completely despises them. St. Veloth is another thing, as he is a literal founding father of Dunmers
@balintvasvari7573
@balintvasvari7573 Год назад
I'm frankly loosing my shit this Dagoth Ur voice AI is so fucking phenomenal
@geronimoortiz5413
@geronimoortiz5413 Год назад
Thank Mehrunes Dagon for putting Dagoth in my algorithm
@mylunchablesarcold3927
@mylunchablesarcold3927 Год назад
Bravo
@connorburgess6097
@connorburgess6097 Год назад
"Tally ho nwah" LOL
@TheLurker1647
@TheLurker1647 Год назад
What's wild is that it's his voice doing the accent from the meme.
@yellowshirtproductions4533
@yellowshirtproductions4533 Год назад
This AI generated voice has officially made all of my Dagoth Ur videos obsolete 😭
@lordbasilisk
@lordbasilisk Год назад
This had me fucking crying laughing. God I love /k/ and Morrowind.
@MrHarperMD
@MrHarperMD Год назад
I wonder, will someone meme the ram ranch with this? xdxdxd
@jhp7617
@jhp7617 Год назад
own a dwemer crossbow for home defence as thats what the daedric princes intended, four bandits break in to my home “what the azura” as i grab my fortify archery ring and dwemer crossbow, blow a chaurus egg sized hole through the first man, hes dead on the spot, draw my lightning bolt spell on the second man, misses him entirely because im in third person and it nails the neighbors house carl. I have to resort to the dwemer construct at the top of the stairs loaded with explosive arrows, “feim zii gron” the arrows shreds two men in the blast, the sound and flames set off dragons. Fix blade of woe and charge the last terrified bandit thug. He bleeds out waiting on the restoration mages to arrive, since absorb health wounds are impossible to stitch up, just as the daedric princes intended
@Tooooooom
@Tooooooom Год назад
i love you
@ManMythLemon
@ManMythLemon Год назад
and they say 4chan is a bad place...
@antitheist3206
@antitheist3206 Год назад
This is *exactly* as the daedra intended
@TallTank
@TallTank Год назад
Of course everyone knows triangular keening wounds are irreparable
@CBFan5000
@CBFan5000 Год назад
The only reason AI should be legal is for glorious shitposts such as this.
@hmr1122
@hmr1122 Год назад
Not the neighbour's nixhound!
@grzexd
@grzexd Год назад
Switch daedra with lorkhan and we gucci
@FurryEskimo
@FurryEskimo Год назад
Did you pay for the service? I've seen a lot of these videos now and it seems like fun.
@_MaZTeR_
@_MaZTeR_ Год назад
You need the $5 deal to be able to upload max 10 unique voiced characters (I think you can delete ones that you don't need to clear up space) and have the ability to apply 30 000 letters to the text input per month. First month is free. I just wish they'd give you the ability to buy another month after you run out of letters because I wasted 25k on rerolling the dice way too many times to get the perfect voice for one character and god damnit that was a mistake. Oh right you need to input your credit card detail to subscribe to the free trial, but you can cancel it at any time so you can keep the trial and not be charged next month.
@FurryEskimo
@FurryEskimo Год назад
@@_MaZTeR_ Ok so they’re upsides and downsides. Thanks for the info. I’m surprised people haven’t used it to make TF2 voices yet, since that was such a big thing awhile back for videos.
@hisnotsolonely2961
@hisnotsolonely2961 Год назад
It should have been how DAGOTH UR INTENDED.
@roaringlaughter3812
@roaringlaughter3812 Год назад
If AI becomes this sassy. Well thats not a bad future
@cheziboiinfloat1852
@cheziboiinfloat1852 Год назад
I think it should be adrea since they are the skyrim ancestors and thus their founding fathers and mothers
@autoclock8650
@autoclock8650 Год назад
Skyrim memes are pretty funny, and I say that not with conceit, but with genuine appreciation. The Morrowind memers, however, have taken things to a level so dank it breaks the laws of metaphysics. As the video game gods intended. >:)
@PriceMw123
@PriceMw123 Год назад
This is peak AI usage. It can only get worse from here
@Jason-ho6yy
@Jason-ho6yy Год назад
Lol, is there a link for this AI or something? I have some hilarious ideas
@gilbertmoreno5948
@gilbertmoreno5948 Год назад
These convinced me to try morrowind just now
@F4denfisch
@F4denfisch Год назад
Haha, awesome, you will not regret it
@iplaydeadpool
@iplaydeadpool Год назад
he not wrong
@yamnbam4346
@yamnbam4346 Год назад
yam wuz here
@HunterDrone12
@HunterDrone12 Год назад
Why cause it’s a fucking throwing weapon
@nobodyfornow
@nobodyfornow Год назад
not gonna lie, absolutely fucking terrified at the prospect of this. talented people might lose their jobs to this.
@TwoHams
@TwoHams Год назад
Anime dubs are already ass AI is probably not far off.
@nobodyfornow
@nobodyfornow Год назад
@@TwoHams hate this. hate this so much. i also know for a damn fact weirdos are training the ai on random tiktoker voices and making them say gross shit
@ThoraeJenkins
@ThoraeJenkins Год назад
@@nobodyfornow Honestly, if 80% of the western VA market lost their jobs overnight it would be a boon to multiple industries.
@M92FSINOX
@M92FSINOX Год назад
I'm gonna throw up from laughing to much. Holy shit
@lukemorgan6166
@lukemorgan6166 Год назад
This Ai voice stuff is gonna be used by the police so much to incriminate people
@Melfs_acid_flashback3604
@Melfs_acid_flashback3604 Год назад
this is h i g h a r t
@gingersasquatch94
@gingersasquatch94 Год назад
Shouldn't it be Aedra as they are our ancestors?
@RYANTHECRITE2023
@RYANTHECRITE2023 Год назад
What game is this from
@zoedorrahm
@zoedorrahm Год назад
Elder Scrolls Morrowind. A rather old but beloved game, well-regarded for its world building and lore, expansive, fantastical, and well-made world map and locations, and roleplaying depth. It's got plenty of old school game jank and other funky stuff from what I hear, but they say you get used to it.
@governorofthebarataria9548
@governorofthebarataria9548 Год назад
Darude Sandstorm
@chanceslost3242
@chanceslost3242 Год назад
It would've been funnier if you just used the original. Not everything has to be lore accurate.
@dethpepper8595
@dethpepper8595 Год назад
TALLY HO N'WAHS
@DuBstep115
@DuBstep115 Год назад
Poor Nix-Hound
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