The Dagoth Ur Dunmer version of the popular Founding Fathers Copypasta created with the use of beta.elevenlabs.io
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I own a dwarven crossbow for home defense, since that's what the Daedric Princes intended. Four outlanders break into my house. "What the Mehrunes Dagon?" As I grab my powdered mask and dwarven crossbow. Blow a Kwama egg-sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Daedric Dart on the second man, miss him entirely because it's a fucking throwing weapon and it nails the neighbors nix-hound. I have to resort to the Dwemer construct mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Ebony Throwing Stars, "Tally ho, n'wahs" the Ebony Throwing Stars shred two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel cause a panic in the Silt Striders outside. Fix Keening and charge the last terrified fetcher. He bleeds out waiting on the Ordinators to arrive since triangular Keening wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Daedra intended.
2 фев 2023