Dairy Leigh "My Spreadable Triangle" 1945.
Lyrics
Oh they used to line up, handsome guys around me, all the time
Fawning and swooning over me so merrily
They used to call me the princess Dairy Lee
Because I used to spread my soft cheesy triangle for all to see
Gently would I unwrap the special foil casing , with the plastic red tab thingy that you have to pull, which never seems to work, and then your left with creamy cheese fingers
Oh gentlemen and jesters, dukes and princes
Wanted to try my soft baps, and my spreadable soft triangle
But alas these days my triangle is dry, and turned to dust
And any man who comes near me, complains that they can smell some kind of must
And then must they go, so
Oh my , unforgettable, truly delectable, badly infectible, pork syringe injectable,
appetite wet-able, insert any type of vegetable, where is my spreadable, soft cheese triangle
Oh someone please
Help me find, that which melts in the mouth, and has no rind, that you can Rub on to some bread, or stuff straight into your head
It doesn't really matter to me
I do it all
And if you think I'm talking about my snatch, well I'm not
I'm just talking about soft cheese rolls
You dirty dirty bastard
You filthy rotten old shit
Why don't you wash you filthy mind with a bar of pervert soap
But wait!
not really ,I was only joking,
And I actually was singing this innuendo filled song
All about my snatch
6 авг 2024
