Dan and Phil GET REAL JOBS - Job Simulator VR! 

How the Phil flattened Christmas (ft. His butt)

Phil: Please don't punch me in the fa- Dan: *Immediately punches Phil in the face*

Phil: "don't hit me in the face! " Dan: *hits him in the face*

The automatic subtitles translated Gamingmas to Gaming mess which in this case is pretty accurate

Phil: Please don't punch me in the- Dan: *punches Phil in the face* Phil: *curses* Dan: are you okay

You know you're bad at your job when even the fire extinguisher is on fire

dan: "phil, you need put it on the plate and ding the bell." phil: "i'm gonna put your mum on the ding… and plate her up." dan: ¿¿¿¿¿?

THE WAY THAT PHIL LOWKEY DISSES DAN ABOUT HIS PREVIOUS JOB FAILURES HAS ALREADY MADE MY WHOLE 2018

Phil: _”Please_ don’t punch me in the f-“ Dan: _sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of me punching you in the face_

Phil: Please don't hit m- Dan: *hits phil* *beep*

dan: *hears phil swear* *seriously knows something is legitimately wrong*

Dan knew he done bad when Phil swears

dan: *smacks phil in the face* also dan: *knocks job cartridges in game over and apologises to them* this guy

Okay but the fact that Dan just smacked Phil in the face and Phil immediately forgave him, that is true friendship.

Phil: *Throwing tantrum* Dan: "Oh! Oh, right! He's trashing the kitchen"

"Don't hit me in the face" *hits him in the face*

Phil: Please dont punch me in the-- Dan: *immediately punches Phil in the face*

*phil falls on gifts * phil: this is a disaster me: a disASSter amiright

Phil is ALREADY naturally clumsy, who thought it was a good idea to give him the ability to move around while completely unaware of his actual surroundings...?

I love how they're really tall so everything is lower

"TAKE MY MEAT!" - Phil Lester 2k17

Phil falling on the presents is basically the equivalent to Dan falling off a chair

If phil curses you know it’s serious.

Phil: Please don't punch with in the-- Dan: *punches Phil in the face*

Dan: "Let's be calm..." Phil: *having a mental breakdown over tea*

I love how when Dan was talking to Phil he was actually facing Phil even though he couldn't actually see him

dan’s payback for phil hitting him with the wii remote so many times

phil: "what would you enlarge if you had the chance dan?" dan: *somehow gives phil a death glare even though he has a VR headset on*

“They’re kind of destroyed but we still love them” I don’t know if that’s Dan describing the phandom or the phandom describing Dan and Phil

Wow friendship goals when Phil ends up making a joke after getting hit in the face

phil was harmed during the making of this video

“Please don’t punch me in the-“ *Dan IMMEDIATELY punches Phil in the face*

How did Phil get hit on the one spot of his face he wasn’t covering?!? That’s talent right there.

Dan: tries to be optimistic about the presents being smashed Dan 5 seconds later: nvm, it’s all ruined, there’s no way to fix this

Phil: _Please_ don't punch me in the - Dan: *punches in the face*

dan: **looks at completely black bacon** okay it's v crispy

me: life is really hard rn and idk what to do me: oh wait me: *eats exit burrito*

Phil: "please don't punch me in the face." Dan: punches Phil in the face.

Dan: smacks Phil in the face Phil: I forgive you, but OMG Aww😊

A ray of sunshine was hit during this video

Dan--"Ooh! He wants actual meat" Phil--"STOP."

*spills drink* "it's ok no one needs to know that happened” literally me at my actual job 10/10 VR experience

the look of concern when dan realized what he did

PHIL SWEARING WITHIN THE FIRST MINUTE SEEMS VERY TELLING OF HOW THIS VIDEO WILL GO

“All clear!” *smacks phil* IM CRYING 😂😂

Dan: -somewhat functional in retail cooking Phol: *-burns everything within 5 seconds of starting, loses the bacon, blows up the moon*

SO MUCH DRAMA IN THE FIRST MINUTE!!!! Phil swears and gets hit in the face

Phil tried to defend himself and still gets hit. I feel so bad for laughing. 😂😭

It's really funny watching this video right after Mark's. Dan and Phil are so much taller it's an entirely different view.

Not even one minute in and phil has already received a smack in the face

i sometimes forget that dan and phil are giants

The thing I found funniest in this video was the fact that when Phil put down the egg, it landed on a piece of bacon, the bacon flipped and landed on the bell, serving the plate.

Phil may have set the entire kitchen on fire...but at least *Dan wasn't on fire*

The pureness that is Dan's concern for Phil gives me life

I feel physically embarrassed from Dan eating that robots chocolate bar

"I'm gonna put your mum on the ding and plate her up." -Phil 2k17 *Dan looks at Phil with disappointment and disgust.*

Did anyone noticed how Daniel said, "Christmas isn't for every family" Daniel confirmed they are a family yayyy

dan: hits phil after being asked not to phil: squashes presents

Dan: tries to redeem himself from all the things he did wrong in his old job Also dan: strokes the customer's face, burns hot dog wieners, throws a can at a customers face, throws hotdog wieners across the room, eats customer's chocolate bar, steals a monocle and a pair of glasses from the customers' faces

"It's minimum wage. I don't care about being anything else than acceptable" As a person who works in merchandise and register, I relate

Dan : * hears phil cuss * Dan: * knows something's wrong immediately *

"They're kinda destroyed but we still love them" the Phandom

a moment of silence please for the death of christmas.

Just Phil getting smacked in the face and Dan helping him start his journey into reconstructing his face into Zac Effron was a wild journey in itself and the game hasn't even started yet.

First Dan punches Phil Then Phil "ruins Xmas" by smashing the presents with his butt A day in the life of Dan and Phil everyone... xD

why is dan so sassy the closer christmas gets

Phil has been through a lot in this video

"What would you enlarge if given the chance Dan?" THANKS FOR MAKING ME CHOKE ON MY MOUNTAIN DEW PHIL!

“I’m gonna put ur mum on the ding and play her up” - Phillip Micheal Lester 2017

He protec He attac But most importantly... He gave Phil a smac

Watching Dan is incredibly calming Watching Phil is stress inducing

We wish you a flattened Christmas We wish you a flattened Christmas We wish you a flattened Christmas 'Cause of Phil's rear

Phil: *swear* Dan: *knows something is seriously wrong and takes of VR set* Are you okay?

Phil got bleeped He really is getting coal for Christmas

literally a minute in and dan already hit phil in the face i’m not even surprised

I love how when Phil swears, they bleep it out. And then dan swears so often, it’s just to much effort. 😀😉

WAIT AT 14:40 AFTER PHIL FALLS, THE CAPTIONS START SAYING “IN THE ARRRRMMMMSSS OF THE ANGELLLLLSSS” (bc rip to the presents) lmao 😂

Dan: *working in the store* have a nice day sir! Then there's Phil xD Phil: *burning everything with one piece of bacon*

Dan: *wears headset, cant see anything around him* Also Dan: *looks at phil when he talks*

Dan: *can’t even see Phil* Dan: *stares at Phil*

*when dan swears* haha *when phil swears* literally everyone, including people who dont know who he is: PHILLIP MICHAEL LESTER WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????

I can instantly see the "oh shit" in Dan's face through the vr after he hit Phil

When your boss tells you to show up to work more "You didn't say *where* "

Phil: "please don't punch me in the..." Dan: *hits phil* Phil: OH SHIT

"Sit down on the naughty step"

"Theyre destoyed but we still love them" *What I think about Dan and Phil every day*

The smashed presents are a metaphor for this channel. Wonderful, but still kinda messed up. And we love it anyway.

how on earth did phil manage to hurt himself multiple times during the duration of this video

Phil: PLEASE DONT HIT ME IN THE FAC- Dan: *smacks him in the face immediately*

PHIL IS SUCH A SWEETHEART HE DIDN'T EVEN GET IN A BAD MOOD AFTER THAT LMAOOO

"Don't smack me in the face-!" POW!!!!

*i forgive you but oh my god*

when Dan put his hands on phils shoulders when he crushed the presents :) aw

I legit wanted to cry though when Phil got hit 😂

Phil even eats the ingredients he needs in virtual reality 😂😂

Dan: Christmas may not be prefect for every family Me: Yes Dan, yes you are indeed a family

RIP Christmas Presents. You were so very young, taken from this world far too soon. You lit up our lives and made this world a brighter place. We can only hope now that you're in a better place. With other Christmas Presents who will love and appreciate you for all that you are. And, of course, with no butts to attack you.

HE JUST SLAPPED PHIL IM DYING 😂

Aww, Dan shaking his controllers because he was excited the robot wanted a slushie was adorable

i would jumbo size my self esteem but you can't jumbo size what doesn't exist :/