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DANE BAPTISTE: COMEDY UNLEASHED: GENDER FLUIDITY, N*GGATINE AND TRANSFORMERS 

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Recorded at the Backyard Comedy Club, this is Comedians Unleashed, a safe space for comics to say what they want without being politically correct! Not that I ever am. Remember trolls, before the internet, you'd be writing in a toilet cubicle.
The 2020 Tour "The Chocolate Chip" begins next year, tickets available via
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@singaporeghostclub
@singaporeghostclub 4 года назад
“Because no one wants to offer one in prison,” 🤣
@singaporeghostclub
@singaporeghostclub 4 года назад
Good Evil well said
@singaporeghostclub
@singaporeghostclub 4 года назад
Good Evil no links so far
@davidgraney3413
@davidgraney3413 4 года назад
O ya that line was epic. I'm taking that phrase and using it from now on
@COIcultist
@COIcultist 4 года назад
@@davidgraney3413 But please don't precede it with the tired phrase about *"Because everyone has one"* Well at least not if you do a comedy gig for the local Ileostomy Association.
@anthonyreed480
@anthonyreed480 4 года назад
Lmfao this is like the best comedy club on earth right now wtf?! "I'll slap you just once you wont like that." 😂
@TheCrazyFinn
@TheCrazyFinn 4 года назад
Yeah, it's really brave to threaten to slap a woman. "But it's just jokes! lol"
@NyanHomeschoolGirl17
@NyanHomeschoolGirl17 4 года назад
TheCrazyFinn It is actually, in this day and age.
@jamie7713
@jamie7713 4 года назад
@@TheCrazyFinn He didn't threaten her. He made a point which revealed that her point was absurd. Also, it's a joke, not a 🍆, don't take it so hard...
@charleshill2121
@charleshill2121 4 года назад
@@TheCrazyFinn he did not threaten to slap her he pointed out that just one slap would be unaceptable. This was in responce to her 'that only hapend once' comment.
@akihitochan9988
@akihitochan9988 4 года назад
Tou dont have a sense of humor. I wonder if you didn’t get socialized around lots of people early on 🤔
@dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739
@dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739 4 года назад
It's refreshing to see that comedy isn't dead everywhere!
@nigelcarren
@nigelcarren 4 года назад
Most comedians would have spun this much material out over 4 shows. This guy was throwing them at the crowd like he has an unlimited supply. This is my first time so pease be kind... but I will be back. 'Dane got Game'. BRAVO, Merry Christmas, Subscribed. 🏆
@CNNBlackmailSupport
@CNNBlackmailSupport 4 года назад
Wow, I thought the exact same thing. There is no filler here. No extended setups either. It's just rapid fire comedy and he doesnt miss much, if at all.
@CNNBlackmailSupport
@CNNBlackmailSupport 4 года назад
@Bear that's a Dave I dont think you are fully understanding the OP. While many comedians do longer sets, they arent nearly as densely packed with punchlines. Guys like Dave Chappelle, Louis CK, Pryor, Carlin, and Chris Rock have material from decades of work saved up, yet they all still find ways to stretch the jokes out and eat up time. Louis CK, for instance, does pretty long setups for his jokes, which is his usual style. Norm McDonald performs in the same basic way. Baptiste didnt do the "have you ever...?" or "How many people here are...?" audience participation jokes. He didnt do the one-liners that comedians like Mitch Hedburg, Zach Galifianakis, and Steven Wright use to get in a ton of jokes per set. Baptiste's jokes stayed within their theme the whole time. He had to create multiple jokes for each topic, which isnt as easy as it seems. One liners don't have to connect with other jokes and they can be about anything. If you rearrange the order of jokes from a Hedberg set, each joke still works on its own. If you had to make several jokes about traffic, your punchlines need to be traffic related. That's a handicap compared to one liner comedians.
@nigelcarren
@nigelcarren 4 года назад
@@DaneBaptisteComedy I am doing just that mate... I consider it my duty. Finding good stuff this day and age is like finding a rich seam of coral whilst diving in the same old pond. Anyway, now that we are mates... could I borrow your lawnmower please? 😂 (Keep up the great work... I love it)
@amberswafford9305
@amberswafford9305 4 года назад
I lost it at “niggatine” patches. 🤣
@Stonnin
@Stonnin 4 года назад
Amber Swafford can you time tag it? Mustve missed it thanks
@amberswafford9305
@amberswafford9305 4 года назад
Stonnin its about 5 mins in
@andrewmartin6445
@andrewmartin6445 4 года назад
Yes, that was a good one.
@andrewrobinson2565
@andrewrobinson2565 Год назад
@@Stonnin The joke begins at 4:09. Better late than never ☺️.
@inertiaspinner555
@inertiaspinner555 4 года назад
This guy is gonna blow up over here in America, we need this kind of comedy
@theorganicway2go
@theorganicway2go 4 года назад
meh, hypocritical chumps like him dont last too long on the comedy circuit. And yes, no problem saying that directly to his face on the street.
@ashleylavergne4327
@ashleylavergne4327 4 года назад
@Steve Sherman I was thinking the same thing
@HerrThorsten
@HerrThorsten 4 года назад
"This guy is gonna blow up over here in America, we need this kind of comedy" - every pc-fucked up country does!!
@P.Whitestrake
@P.Whitestrake 2 года назад
Come on, mate. He's a comedian, not Al-Qaeda. LOL
@jerryx2000
@jerryx2000 Год назад
He will be in jail in woke America
@ArnisGoldberg
@ArnisGoldberg 2 года назад
found this like a year and a half ago and i keep coming back. definitely top tier comedy. "i got xbox and free porn wtf can you tell me old man?" is one of my favorite lines out of this.
@jacksonbrown4112
@jacksonbrown4112 4 года назад
The more comedians that go to Comedy Unleashed the better we will be! Great set!
@remyllebeau77
@remyllebeau77 4 года назад
I take issue with him bringing SJW BS onto a stage that was built to get away from the dying comedy of the left. I do admit that he was funny though, so maybe he will wise up, or maybe he just needs the premise so the jokes will work.
@adomaster123
@adomaster123 4 года назад
Remy Lebeau u are being an sjw right now.
@remyllebeau77
@remyllebeau77 4 года назад
@@adomaster123 I am not being hysterical or unreasonable, neither am I trying to deplatform him.
@adomaster123
@adomaster123 4 года назад
Remy Lebeau nigga you are complaining about content that offends you. That is what sjws do.
@codex8085
@codex8085 3 года назад
@@remyllebeau77 this clown tweeted me about whites going extinct bc of a white liver matter tweet. Baptiste not the other bloke
@TonOfHam
@TonOfHam 4 года назад
"You're forgetting the rules, if you don't like it, just don't laugh"!! 17:09
@rjc7289
@rjc7289 4 года назад
"I want to be a transformer, but I can't pay my landlord in energon cubes!" LOL! A very hilarious bit!
@aeiouaeiouaeiou
@aeiouaeiouaeiou 4 года назад
thanks for the subtitles, as a german i highly appreciate the work. the gig was nice as well ofc;D
@XmarkedSpot
@XmarkedSpot 4 года назад
@@DaneBaptisteComedy Was für ein großartiger Set! Bitte mach weiter so und frohe Weihnachtsgrüße aus Köln ^^
@lrvz7187
@lrvz7187 4 года назад
"Not the comedian we deserve, but the comedian we need."
@JonaOrange
@JonaOrange 4 года назад
that swearing at the cancer bit, i haven't laughed that hard for a long time.
@katherinekelly6432
@katherinekelly6432 4 года назад
I'm visiting Japan in December. I just figured out how to avoid doing laundry and pay for the trip. I love the Japanese!
@AfflictedNation
@AfflictedNation 4 года назад
"you would never fight me in the streets". Fantastic!
@Linda-mx5cn
@Linda-mx5cn 4 года назад
I am so happy to see this sort of comedy start to come out.
@carltonpoindexter2034
@carltonpoindexter2034 4 года назад
@@DaneBaptisteComedy From the States, you remind of the late, great Richard Pryor. Love your comedy.
@nealerobertson4493
@nealerobertson4493 4 года назад
Opinions are like arseholes. No one tends to offer them in prison!😁😁😁
@hummingbirdcity
@hummingbirdcity 4 года назад
The exchange that starts at 17:05 nearly made me choke on my own laughter. Comedy platinum.
@scottallen6970
@scottallen6970 4 года назад
absolutely brilliant, epic. the way he shut down the heckling. Just shut her right up !
@Zulanderr
@Zulanderr 4 года назад
6:00 “now I’m not an oncologist......” love it
@Face2theScr33n
@Face2theScr33n 4 года назад
I hope I'm not the only one that caught "old-fashioned renaissance man" at about 15:12 and laughed at the juxtaposition of the two. Brilliant, Dane!
@Jay_Sullivan
@Jay_Sullivan 4 года назад
You are using words without knowing their meanings.
@barebonesmusic6725
@barebonesmusic6725 4 года назад
Is your real name Buzz Killington?
@Face2theScr33n
@Face2theScr33n 4 года назад
@@barebonesmusic6725 I have been accused of that before, bud! Good call! Happy Thanksgiving. PS. I think Dane did that intentionally. I think he's brilliant.
@Face2theScr33n
@Face2theScr33n 4 года назад
@@Jay_Sullivan You should look up "Renaissance". Then think about the meaning of the phrase "old-fashioned". I think Dane put the two together to be funny. I simply pointed out that I thought it was funny. What's wrong with that?
@sidarthur8706
@sidarthur8706 4 года назад
Jeffrey Smith people have heard the word renaissance before haha we don't need it explained. good catch tho
@MrAbsalomdavid
@MrAbsalomdavid 4 года назад
thumbs up for the smoking ladies joke! that alone .... lmao
@sergeiparajanov
@sergeiparajanov 4 года назад
Never seen Baptiste before, but he is great!
@Tangible_D
@Tangible_D 4 года назад
After seeing Dane on a few tv broadcasts his standup didn't click with me, but when he is set free at a venue like this I consider myself a convert. Great bit.
@rookyofficial
@rookyofficial 4 года назад
This channel consistently puts up funny new comedians -best channel on RU-vid right now for comedy
@jamieoconnor8692
@jamieoconnor8692 4 года назад
Brilliant. You had me laughing out loud. 😂👍
@davidhughes6024
@davidhughes6024 4 года назад
It’s such a relief to be able to laugh at this stuff for once 😂subscribed 👍
@UncleFexxer
@UncleFexxer 4 года назад
This is like the British counterpart to Dave Chappelle
@codex8085
@codex8085 3 года назад
Except not funny
@kevinleesmith
@kevinleesmith 4 года назад
You are on fire. Best stand up I've seen fir a very very long time. You need your own series
@TH-fn6bg
@TH-fn6bg 4 года назад
Thank you! I haven’t laughed like that in a long time. I appreciate you man!
@eccentriclullaby1357
@eccentriclullaby1357 4 года назад
This set was awesome! Just subscribed, Dane is absolutely hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 Love his delivery, content style and the way he approaches subjects. Hilarious!
@JonDigger1
@JonDigger1 4 года назад
That Porn scene joke was really funny... "I'm a renaissance man!" :-D
@SVisionary
@SVisionary 4 года назад
Discovering Comedy Unleashed has been a revelation. Love it!
@truthteller9196
@truthteller9196 4 года назад
Thank You for the laugh! I needed that!
@thatssiickyo
@thatssiickyo 4 года назад
Great skit I loved it!! Literally laughing the whole time.
@nospam4279
@nospam4279 4 года назад
Great stuff, you had me laughing! Hope to see more of your shows!
@jimmydeans7682
@jimmydeans7682 4 года назад
Freshest comedian i have seen in a long time - thanks for your work
@RuiChui
@RuiChui 4 года назад
Very intelligent comedy act! And truthful. And the response to the heckler - spot on! LOL
@jayvandevender6290
@jayvandevender6290 4 года назад
Comedy is not dead. It's hiding out in the U.K.
@playfulplanets1697
@playfulplanets1697 4 года назад
Great new talent. "Sometimes I watch porn, but I don't leave comments. That's a line you don't cross."
@defossard
@defossard 8 месяцев назад
My God he's hilarious! I'm so pleased this was uploaded. Thank you.
@m1169199
@m1169199 4 года назад
That was awesome.....best standup I've seen in a long time.
@kur1tan
@kur1tan Год назад
Excellent stuff. Glad I came across this today. I needed a laugh.
@copferthat
@copferthat 4 года назад
Whenever a black person comes on tele or social media, I begin to count, just to see how long it takes before they use the word black. Normally it's under 30 seconds but this lad made it four and a half minutes. Might be a record.
@rosencrantze
@rosencrantze 4 года назад
Outstanding. Really funny and clever.
@mattgiant8836
@mattgiant8836 4 года назад
I love it. original, clever and just very funny as well.
@neverbeabletoremembe
@neverbeabletoremembe 4 года назад
Holy shit how did I find this!?! So funny! Thanks and I'm subscribed now!
@striperouge
@striperouge 2 года назад
Ah. Talent, so good to see you again. ✌️💪🤛
@darkmisti
@darkmisti 4 года назад
"you're forgetting the rules if you don't like it don't laugh" my fucking sides left orbit
@v5u7sulh2
@v5u7sulh2 4 года назад
You wouldnt even have to be that funny.. I laugh my ass off just hearing a GOOD U.K. accent of someone swearing and cracking jokes
@RedJRyan
@RedJRyan 4 года назад
That was a terrific set. Thank you for sharing it.
@redraven1604
@redraven1604 4 года назад
Brilliant set, absolutely hilarious.
@CXVIGeriCXVI
@CXVIGeriCXVI 4 года назад
this guyy XD i havent laughed so much in a long time! thank youu :)
@negakirine
@negakirine 4 года назад
I've loved every minute of this! ❤️
@ghostfezlet
@ghostfezlet 4 года назад
Discovered you on your live at the bbc set, and fell in love , cant stop looking through your stuff! Great set!
@ghostfezlet
@ghostfezlet 4 года назад
@@DaneBaptisteComedy Already done that. It's really nice to see you replying on slightly older videos, it makes a nice change
@justlooking7489
@justlooking7489 4 года назад
A good comedian hits only one lane, his cultural lane; but a great Comic does donuts in all lanes. This guy is a Great Comic.
@goodtogo1405
@goodtogo1405 4 года назад
That was some good old comedy man, keep doing your thing
@Amalbertson124
@Amalbertson124 4 года назад
First time viewer man, and holy shit was I laughing non-stop. Great stuff for sure, I'm definitely subbing!
@jezebulls
@jezebulls 4 года назад
Come to the US! You'll be very well received. Edit: Don't you hate people that comment before they've watched the whole video??
@jodezza3381
@jodezza3381 4 года назад
Subbed, fantastic routine. Keep it up Dane, excellent stuff ::D
@DrewskiTheLegend
@DrewskiTheLegend 4 года назад
Reminds me a bit of Jimmy Carr but with his own twist. Good stuff!
@SubjectRandom21
@SubjectRandom21 4 года назад
I love Jimmy Carr. He's quick and witty.
@jibster148
@jibster148 Год назад
Wow what a brilliant set 👍👍 hope to see more of your stuff 🔥🔥🔥
@kosmonauta69
@kosmonauta69 4 года назад
Genious. Greetings from Costa Rica.
@scottsiharath4307
@scottsiharath4307 4 года назад
Lol 😂 .. that gave me Chinese eyes from laughing so hard!!!!
@toohightohigh3640
@toohightohigh3640 4 года назад
Bro why the FK dont you have more subscribers this set was GOLD!!!
@lucasheterjag
@lucasheterjag 4 года назад
This was gold!!
@joejitsu034
@joejitsu034 4 года назад
I really enjoyed this mate. Brilliant 👍
@pauldonnelly8659
@pauldonnelly8659 4 года назад
That's the funniest thing I've seen in years.
@LudvigIndestrucable
@LudvigIndestrucable 4 года назад
I am trying to figure out how to get the 'heart full of hate and a mouth full of cocks' line into a work conversation
@marcoalessandro2034
@marcoalessandro2034 4 года назад
' i am very very violent'... so good, man...the cyclical winding and rotating of comic genius. wish you million dollar success.
@Chartoise
@Chartoise 4 года назад
Actually bad that we now have special places, where we can go to listen to "incorect" comedy.
@antiagonista
@antiagonista 4 года назад
This guy reminds me of Norm Macdonald's style.... great work!
@alexeiwilliams
@alexeiwilliams 4 года назад
aww yeah, but very Dave Chappelle-y as well!
@usncorpsman7966
@usncorpsman7966 4 года назад
Very funny, had me laughing out loud. hahahahahaha
@boogieboxmusic4331
@boogieboxmusic4331 Год назад
Great fun, I enjoyed that set , thank you Dane..
@fudgedogbannana
@fudgedogbannana Год назад
Totally brilliant !
@markbeer6559
@markbeer6559 Год назад
Just discovered this guy, laughed till I cried, pure class , got some catching up to do, shades of Patrice O'Neil 😆👍
@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto
@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto 3 года назад
17:18 Oh you sweet summer child, you have no idea how far the rabbit hole goes with the used cloth business goes in Japan.
@nicholasrourke3836
@nicholasrourke3836 4 года назад
Wow new sub here you had me lmao from start to finish
@wolfza2630
@wolfza2630 4 года назад
Proof that comedy still lives.
@JasonLeonPike
@JasonLeonPike 4 года назад
Good stuff man. Real funny.
@isaachunt7263
@isaachunt7263 4 года назад
Great stuff! Proper funny.I'm subbed 👍cheers.
@TheLastMoomin
@TheLastMoomin 4 года назад
😆 Great job.
@romershaw3798
@romershaw3798 11 месяцев назад
Soooo good!
@edwoo631
@edwoo631 3 года назад
Loved the way he dealt with the heckler
@NyanHomeschoolGirl17
@NyanHomeschoolGirl17 4 года назад
Great set mate!
@blackswan8651
@blackswan8651 4 года назад
At last.. some real comedy coming through.. awesome :)
@martinrohac1213
@martinrohac1213 4 года назад
Wow great, I loved it all the way. Although my "Nan" made few "cheeky" comments about you :-P)))..
@wilsonsjokes
@wilsonsjokes 2 года назад
"Well actually I'm a mother too" 😂
@Desiklown
@Desiklown 4 года назад
Brilliant set!
@0mnicide
@0mnicide 4 года назад
I’m glad I found videos from this comedy club. Haven’t seen one routine I didn’t like.
@stefaneekenulv419
@stefaneekenulv419 11 месяцев назад
Loved it!!!!
@graemewatson2296
@graemewatson2296 Год назад
Excellent!!!
@chrisparker2177
@chrisparker2177 4 года назад
Even if you don't see color, you still see black and white
@JennySparkz
@JennySparkz 4 года назад
I literally just got that
@nothanks3236
@nothanks3236 4 года назад
Great set!
@johnrun712
@johnrun712 4 года назад
Like your reminder that these are jokes, as some people need that. Nice to have a laugh like the old days.
@Problembeing
@Problembeing 4 года назад
I find out about this venue AFTER I move out the area... fml. Great set, great club, great comedy.
@safespacebear
@safespacebear 3 года назад
Great stuff!
@jamessheehy4895
@jamessheehy4895 Год назад
Superb
@DownMemoryLaneParis
@DownMemoryLaneParis 4 года назад
You my man are a monster...of humour. Love love love
@imalvl10paladin
@imalvl10paladin 4 года назад
HILARIOUS!!
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