Dane Baptiste | The Chocolate Chip (Full Comedy Special) 

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Dude, I have been obsessed with comedy for years, and this may be one of the best specials I have ever witnessed 🙉 thank you for this, Dane Baptiste 🙏 definitely following you on socials ASAP!

“I want you to sit down with your husband and kids and imagine what their lives will be without you, b/c north london is a quick trip to make and a think tank will have to be an actual tank to keep you safe from me. Ask about and comedians will tell you I will be at your literal doorstep. Your agent won’t keep you safe.” He added: “Your act is dumbbut don’t be a dumb woman.”

I had no idea what to expect but i am do glad that 800 Pound put this up. Thank You incredibly funny and intensely personal. Top shelf!!

Loved it. This is the kind of humor I enjoy, because it's so true. Yeah, truth can be funny if presented properly. ❤

Funny and intelligent!! Thank you!

His comedy was so original, didn't remind me of anyone, hilarious, on point. Give this man a Netflix special!

Sea pandas! Ha😂

What was the poem at the end of the special?

Rice paper, pretty good with coconut macaroons 🤷🏻 never did find Dane my kind of comedian.

Prompted me to make a cheese and Vegemite sandwich 😊

"I don't want to start the show solemn" I've been solemn for the last 12 minutes. Before I clicked on this video I was happy while laughing to other comedians on this great channel. Now I'm not. But in a minute I will be. The crowd seems to like this. That's good 👍

Love this guy! I really like observational humor, and he’s really good at it. Marmite, liquourice, bigots, Black Cabs… all of our favorite things to laugh at - because laughing feels better than crying 😂

Fab Show Dane 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣👌❤🙏✝️🙏

Did you hear about Belle Delphine selling her bath water? and guys drinking it? LMAO

Love the poem at the end, nice finishing touch.

LMAO heart attack from farting too hard >

Still laughing at Colonial Fish! Hope to see you back on Sorry I Didn't Know soon. Always entertaining on any platform!

I used to work in stax in soho and I for damn sure regret not asking about this guy. Also stax closed after a few months I left….

Here from DMT PODCAST enjoying this

Thanks!

Love the accent 😍

Hello from Austin!

Well done Dane 😁

For a solid minute I thought he was saying "black cat" not "black cab" I was so confused 😂

That shit was highlarious

Loved it, very unique

Very powerful messages- good job

This man is so not funny! Also, why is he free roaming still after sending social media death threats to a female Jewish colleague. I read it and it’s disgusting! I can’t understand why he got away with it , it was vicious. More of a crime is him calling himself a comedian! Not funny in the slightest and if you take the word black out of his vocabulary, he would not have an act at all ! Absolute garbage!

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤, Massive

*good one

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Rare intelligence.Parents were definitely conditioned to be racist. Watch the old 1943 Batman movie for example.

Lost me at your Introduction. ❄

As far as this white woman is concerned, and not that my opinion is earth shaking or life changing, but for the sake of my two cents, my inclusion in the vast ocean of opinions, if you've an irritated edge, if you're even just the slightest bit pissed off, I absolutely feel you're justified in being so. I don't want to quantify this in my terms by saying I get it... I can only get it inasmuch as I acknowledge the details and observe your reaction but I couldn't possibly know what it's like to walk a mile in your shoes... I will say this, if it were me I would be damned pissed off. To me, you are totally justified in feeling that way and you will get no finger-wagging, hand-on-hip, from me whatsoever. I couldn't tell you how I think you should act nor how I would act and I'm certainly not going to concede to you and then put a big 'but' on the end of it to leverage some of it back to my camp... My opinion there would be that that would be insulting and demeaning and I'm not in the business of kicking a man when he is down. All I can say is I have never, in all of my born days, had any malice in my heart for anybody that is not just like me, looks just like me or thinks just like me and that transcends color, it is a blanket over my head and heart. That is how I raised my kids and that is how they will raise their kids and it's a humble start, it's all I have... I wouldn't demean You by trying to flap around and petition for somebody else's cause... Nobody wants that. What's been happening all these years was not, and is not me and I don't perpetuate it, as best I can. I live in this world and there's things that are in place which I cannot change, as I said, mine are humble beginnings, but I believe it to be an honest and diplomatic start... My side of the street is swept as clean as I can sweep it and I intend to continue doing so, moving forward, and that will effect change, however small... that is all I can give, it's all I have. You'll get no criticism from me and my camp, none, but laughs? Yes, you'll get those and thank you for being so damn funny and for your own diplomacy and transparency. You got grace here, and laughs... Grace and laughs.

When I hear black people talk about racism it makes me shake my head in disbelief because I mix with every race,group & culture and they are the most racist people based on my experiences 🙄

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I feel bad for this guy. It seems like his experiences have made him pretty racist.

Crap

Yup stop talking about it dude

I dunno, he is kind of hold your pee funny

Really funny guy! Snowflakes can't handle alternative perspectives, shocker

Candy corn is way worse than licorice but if it didn't exist licorice would be the worst.

is there any jokes not about racism

Coloreds is funny.

He reminds me of a black James Acaster lol