Danny Kaye "Melody for 4-F" 

This is why I love Danny Kaye; the energy he throws into making people laugh endlessly.

I think I’d be willing to join the army just to watch him perform.

Danny Kaye himself, was classified IV-F; but went all out in providing entertainment for our men & women in uniform..

I'll give 'em the all out job. This'll get 'em. Ribbeepdabibbeep ba doop da bay, zop zop zoodle in a suit ziggay, ree beep da boo beep da bop da bo, a zoot suit zeddle and a bop da vo, eep zop zaddle and a hum de day, ape zop zunnel enna zoonda zay, hom zom zeedle idda boom de bo, oh zo zeedle idda zom ba zo, hoden dedle deh, hoden dedle deh, hoden dedle deh, hoden dedle deh!

For some context: Persons subject to "the draft" (Selective Service System; database of U.S. citizens/residents potentially subject to military conscription) were put into categories. 4-F Classification (1948-1976): Registrant not acceptable for military service. ...under the established physical, mental, or moral standards.

Those poor soldiers are just boys :(