DARES, SOUP AND TREASON! - 17 - HERMITCRAFT 

You know I think they all want Grian to break, cause a few times the Royal Court mentioned shopping at the Entity cause Grian "loves" the royal emeralds.

I've heard Ren do it too, it's so funny

@@mysticalmaid I suspect that Ren, in character as the King, honestly believes that Grian loves the royal emeralds because it has been mentioned so many times in the royal court, and Grian hasn't challenged that assertion.

Gem is Great So true

Gem is great!

To be fair Cleo might as well have let Gem have free Obsidian; not really a punishment at that point

every time scar/ren say "most private of areas"

And the fact it was Scar who almost made Ren crack and allow parties

@@magicalhikari5859 Eh, Ren acts like a hypocrite and breaks his own rules all the time.

This did make me snigger:)

@@gravity1537 To be fair I don’t think Grian’s constant loopholes are helping.

Wait what-

@@uniwolfgamer1094 She was fake AFK, she was at her computer with Minecraft open and waiting just to see what would happen when/if she was caught

So funny though 😄

I suspect Ren himself already knows or has a good idea how the words work and is just misusing them for comedic effect. There are so many of their behaviours that are obviously satirically done.

Mistery Boxes: Flashbacks to the barge. xD

I thought they were tacos....

True, though the mystery boxes had value, with the soup or the rotten flesh it's only gonna work a few times before people catch on and stop buying it

@@cookiemoon7441 These hypothetical mystery boxes don't have to contain only soup though; you could easily mix in some other items

@@greatazuredragon dyslexic moment

Grian made a Grumbot, it told him to make Mumbo mayor days after mumbo said he was home on Twitter.. now the kingrentheking is talking vaults? Man, i feel like something special with Mumbo is coming soon.

Plus Grian’s latest episode features a mysterious button that says “begin”. It’s all there.

Sounds nice, Sadly its not true. Most corrupt people in offices of power got there through nepotism and not capability.

Omg I feel so special 💚💚

You can't exactly call them S tier though?

@@ZombieCleo At least they finally took more explosive measures, albeit at Grian's prompting.

@@ZombieCleo S-tier for soup-tier, but only once they overthrow the monarchy.

@@ZombieCleo True. It IS constructive criticism after all.

@@ZombieCleo Still better than the job REN’s doing

I did wonder if anyone would notice that ;)

Certainly weren’t any cooked pork chops in Cleo’s possession… 😂

Yes!!! I’d been puzzled about that until I saw Cleo’s POV😂

Thats good enough for me

I mean The hermits *AGREED* to it, essentially voting him in They should have just as much of a right to hold a vote of no confidence if more people are in favour of doing so than against, which, let’s be real, ain’t as far off as one would think. Mumbo is yet to choose a side given he’s not back yet, and the trio of Xisuma, Keralis and Jevin are currently neutral (though I doubt they’ll be happy about the king having Scar assassinate them over Impulse’s party), even if that means electing another hermit to take Ren’s place. And given that the King’s Court seems to be in a bit of shambles with all the talk of half of them seemingly planning on betraying Ren then we could be in for another Civil War eventually

Queen Cleo. Qleo?

@@magicalhikari5859 I'm sure this while thing is prearranged with this being decided in way before it was even seen by us, including Ren's antics. I'm just stating how i would like to see it go.

@@ScorpiusZA. We should just see what happens rlly. There’s no way Ren will remain king until the end of 2022 at this rate , never mind the end of the season

I wish that's how it would've gone

Scar's snigger every time Ren says it is my new favourite thing.

I honestly hear "Sir Cum-a-lot" every time...

Can I just ask, why is this funny in some context? I myself giggle at Cub-a-lot, because it sounds silly, but considering a few more comments I have seen, there seems to be more to it than it being silly.

Raises a very good point.

It's an international problem right now

I mean, Cleo has a point. Ren is very much incompetent at least when it comes to his role

😄

Honestly I'd rather RenTheKing

Yes! I've been hoping that someone would disguise non-approved food as Giga Pies for some time now.

@@chrizzie1 Somebody should definitely try that. Sounds like a very Grian thing to do tho

She's already done the dare, though. She accepted money to present the evidence of the Soup Group treachery. She was very specific about it when it happened.

@@zachwillett5853 Not all members of the king's court were present though, so arguably the dare is unfinished.

@@chrizzie1 Hrm. Fair point.

Oh I know who it's going to already ;)

@@ZombieCleo Personally i think you should dare Bdubs to join the resistance when he gets well. :)

@@ZombieCleo You honestly made my day by responding to my comment. I'd like to take the opportunity to tell you that Hermitcraft is one of the most welcoming places in the Internet I've ever been to. I'm new to the community and by far not done exploring. Also your attidude inspires me. Have an awesome day!

@@PromptCriticalJello or maybe dare Cub or Joe to defect and say that their reasoning should be Ren’s ‘clear favouritism towards BDubs’. Like, BDubs was *at the party* too, not just Cub and Joe Ren shouldn’t have excused BDubs without excusing Joe and Cub too

@@magicalhikari5859 If Cleo dares Bdubs to join the resistance, then Bdubs has the dare stick. We can try to convince Bdubs to dare Cub to summon RenBot in the throne room. Then after RenBot deposes RenTheKing and becomes RenTheKingBot, we can watch the Battle of the Bots as MumBot and RenTheKingBot war for supreme Bot on the server. I for one welcome out new robot overlords. my brain hurts sometimes. ;)

So does the British

and American. 😅 I wonder if there are any governments free from corrupt incompetents?

Don't forget about the Chinese politicians to!

Polish politicians as well...

There was the ur-example by the Americans just a couple of years ago too. I'm utterly SHOCKED that Cleo made this easily refuted error. Come on Cleo, you're better than this.

Oof

The creeper blew up because it got a little too close to her. In X's video he tested out the course without the tnt rigged up just to make sure it was possible

I love the ott role-playing so much. I'm grinning and laughing the whole time. Better than anything on telly.

Honestly, I stopped it there but I went "phrasing" afterwards ;)

@@ZombieCleo Perfection

100% lol I've made compilations of Doc's flagpole video and Ren's meetings last week already- I heard that line and was like 😃

@@ZombieCleo That’s what happens when you have an incompetent king on the throne 😉

@@ZombieCleo "Are we still doing phrasing?"

_CamronJK was fireballed by Ghast_

You forgot the 🥁📀🎶....😂

I forsee tears in your future. He's pretty intent on milking it for all it's worth. Oh god. What did I just say? These double entendres must be contagious.

yes this please! i think a lot of hermits might be accidentally forgetting 😅

I'd love to see Cleo leading.

You know who he needs? JOHNNY OZONE!

Edit: right?

So is Scar, so is Cub. Cub is making me laugh because he's trying to annoy the king but he takes everything Cub does to him the wrong way and loves it. Parrot Party, teleport the prismarine shop. Only Bdubs is sort of loyal because he wants the power but not the blame.

@@DarkAngel-ki3co so Ren was surrounded by imposters for that *ENTIRE MEETING*?

@@magicalhikari5859 shhh, don't say it so loud, he might hear.

Shouldn't it be her and Xisuma? Since X is the one who made the creeper maze.

If this episode had released 5th November Gunpowder, Treason and Plot would have been perfect. 😂

Wasn't it just last episode that Cleo demonstrated that elder guardians' mining fatigue effect wasn't particularly difficult to bypass? The regenerating wall idea still stands up though.

After last episode I think the best dare to give Grian would be to tell him to go a whole episode without pushing any buttons And then leave buttons all over his base area ...actually come to think of it that might be less a dare and more an act of psychological torture

*jumps spinning*

@@Allium95 the Senate proceeds to attack the Jedi scum

_Trident Spins_

What’s that got to do with Star Wars?

grumbot > roleplay quest crap

@@thegameplayer125 Grumbot > any of the King’s quests. At least the content is fun lmfao

Ice cold ice cold