Dating Advice from Girl Defined 

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I'm not taking relationship advice from someone who went out with one person. That's like getting a traditional Korean recipe from a white mommy blog.

Girl Defined: "Don't be obsessed with guys." Also Girl Defined: *commits whole existence to dead man*

Oh please cover more girl defined - this lesbian NEEDS to learn more about dating boys in a godly way!

Y'all! The whole "a smile in my direction satiated me for a week/month" as a deprived teenager is accurate.

Fun fact: the modern image of jesus is based on one of Da Vinci's "close friends"

“I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.” -Faith Plus One.

The story, the build up, the drama! Jack Weyland could never.

The background music choice is truly 👩🏻‍🍳 🤌🏻 💋

"Trust me, I married the first man I ever dated and we have lots of missionary sex and children. Doesnt that sound wonderful?" -girl defined.

I feel attacked by Tanner's 🔥 appearance. Thirst trap. He's making it so hard for me to focus on Jesus.

The vignette and soft music is so chefs kiss ™️

“consuming erotica” = spending quality time with smutty fanfic 😎

I'm always unclear whether they're trying to "minister" to women in their age cohort (for the uninitiated, they're in their early 30s) or teenagers because of the wording. Sometimes they'll take on the tone of the been-there-done-that mentors, which is fucking weird for their ages IMO, but I realize a woman's shelf life is short in fundie culture. Other times they sound like middle schoolers, like they do here, which is also fucking weird. Obviously, one can speak to different age groups at different times, but I don't know, the infantilization comes through no matter what.

Tanners commentary is the best part of all of this! 😂

I just found this video and almost spit out my coffee when Tanner said "I want to be tied up...." 😂😂😂

Thought crimes get me every time... Damn you thought police!

Oh boy, this is going to be interesting. Didn't know girl defined was still relevant :D

According to the video we must flirt with Samantha, she needs it in her life.

Tanner your make up/earrings/hair/eyebrows look flawless 💗

Tanner really called me out AND made me laugh over that hog tieing comment

Holy moly. The brainwashing of Girl Defined is SO scary. But, you two are amazingly hilarious. Good video.

This is hilarious. Do some Paul and Morgan next!

If Sam needs flirting, I'm sure walking through Temple Square with an ankle length skirt and no wedding ring will do the trick as all the missionaries about to end their mission zoom in from seemingly thin air.

Perfect episode to edify our minds and bring glory to God on this holiest of days, even, the Sabbath! 🥰😍

I only watch Girl Reclined

@Tanner : can you make a fashion/outfit video, like what is your inspiration? I think I might get earrings. ❤️

I have never wanted a relationship that much....can't relate.

“But Tanner is still pretty unfamiliar with them” F’S IN THE CHAT FOR TANNER

The captions tried to make a name for boy in jean shorts “boyan jean Schultz“ lmao

Just wanted to note that I'm loving the video editing 👏

Back when I was in my 20s and newly Bi. I was working the local RenFaire. About a Decade later, I found out that one of the SERIOUS hottie Guys was like seriously into me.... His quote" I just wanna drag him into the bushes and have my way with him" He could a.... I wouldn't have objected (so long as I knew there wasn't a knife in my future, but sex.....)

The leader of The Family International actually encouraged followers to fantasize about having sex with Jesus. Really just said the quiet part out loud there lol

Girl defined is against nudes but didn’t mention thirst traps! Cool. :) Makes sense since I’m supposed to have a crush on jesus and he’s always posting those t pose, sweaty abs pictures 😂

Hearing my name (Bethany) throughout this video kept activating my fight or flight 😂

Why was Tanner making the joke about getting it rowdily kind of hot even with it beeped out lmfao... Am I okay? 😂😂❤️

Nothing more godly than thought policing! This sort of thing was a HUGE poisonous issue in my life growing up. It caused so much stress and anxiety. I'm so glad I broke from that. I get to enjoy writing erotica and drawing pinups and porn, lol.

I love hearing their dating advice so I can not take it because I don't want God in my bedroom. Its really rude to just invade space like that, someone should tell God to knock first and be invited in before just waltzing into a room

Oh my god my little British Columbian heart skipped a beat when you said Orville Peck.

Tanner’s commentary on this episode had me loling. 😆 Perfection.

I think this is the best video you’ve ever made genuinely. You’re both super on point with the comedy and the editing is nice.

Lovely instrumental accompaniments Zelph!

😌 an offering to the algorithm 🌈 🙏 📱

I love it when you are using that music to start the videos. It gives me life!

This needs a sequel 😂

Enough with the dating advice! What I really want to know is how come your ferns look so amazing? What is your secret?

i love the way this was edit!!! you guys are so funny

I laughed so many times during this one. You guys are hilarious 😂 I actually do agree with the one about sexting though, because it can get into the wrong hands. I don't really care what other people do, but for me personally, my boyfriend can see me naked when he's with me. I don't want any nude pics of me floating around 😅

“I can’t wait to be educated.” 😂🤣

Love that i got a bumble ad on this video ;)

I loved this video. So funny and insightful too.

10:22 the music 😂🤣 Also, Sam and Tanner are the only people I would totally be polyamorous for…in the most asexual way possible :B

Another work of Art!!!! Love you two

"send your nudes directly to God" had me like I'm totally not watching this while promoting my spicy accountant page - only Jesus is allowed to subscribe 😂😂😂

The music kills me 🤣🤣🤣

You made my Sunday better!!

Gods best for women isn’t nudes... it’s only fans ladies.

Thank you for putting out such great content:)

I joke with my friends that Jesus is the perfect lover.

The editing is so good

“Keep God in the bedroom”

Tanner reminding me of how I bought tickets to Orville Peck last spring and it got CANCELED 😭😭😭 Still heartbroken 💔

genuine question: do mormons think they're feeling the spirit when they come bc like,,,,,, the way they describe it is kinda.....

Wait I’m dumb asf, y’all are just friends?

orville peck hell yeah what the fuck you guys just get cooler every video

this is the laughs i needed today

I’m a boi….. Tanner, you’re a godly qt

Never been this early woo!

Ah Cringe… I was looking forward for this.

What the fuck is a prayer journal! Actually no, you know what I don't wanna know.

Are you guys going to talk about the JS situation? I totally understand if you won't or don't feel like it would appropriate. Just a lot of us are hurting. Feel free to delete this comment if you don't want if you don't think it is something you want on your video.

You guys are hilarious 😂

Erotica being a woman in a castle in the 1700? Nononono. That’s a romance novel. If you want good old classic Erotica? Anais Nin. Her book of short stories ‘The Delta of Venus’ starts out with a chic who gets hooked on opium, has orgies, then gets slipped cocaine and ends up with a guy who isn’t able to have normal sex and can only do it with his gf’s in normally high breasts. He ends up nearly mutilating the drugged girls Genitals but he gets caught. This is Anais’ period where she was sleeping with Henry and June Miller. Henry also wrote very trippy erotica and you can see his influence in her writing. Erotica is a much more diverse genre than the typical romance novel motifs and it’s main goal is to titillate.

My guess, without watching yet, is NO SEXTING... OR JESUS WILL BE SAD.

With these videos, it makes remember bad Christian advice I have received. I don't have food. Pray to God. Having mental issues pray to God etc. Jesus is the man you can never win with. I never understood the courting advice. No holding hands, no kissing etc. I always thought it was a recipe for an unhappy marriage.

Trust me, I got one boy to marry me! ;)

I will flirt with Samantha in a heartbeat!

I'll admit, I don't watch a lot of yer stuff .... I always thought you were a couple.lol I will take a mustache ride...lol.... It's a joke not a creeper

omg i luv orville peck 2

Gaahahahaahahaaahahaaa too damn much!!!

Saaaaaam!!

Meow 😸

Tanner why u got to be so hot. I want to be you and date you.