Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident (REACTION!!!) 

Dude, you can't forget that he paid the Nigerian Brothers with a personal check.

yep look into the story, its pretty sad and corrupt. real victims of hate crimes just getting a slap in the face from this guy.

That idiot pulled this wack ass stunt because he wasn't getting paid top $$$ on Empire. I was like dude up your acting game then you just might start making some real cash. Juicy was a straight sucka for that bs move. #Justice4Juicy

2am -16 degrees below zero on the way to Subway in Chicago made another gotcha again.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT! #JUSTICEFORJUICY

69 likes !!! I couldnt f it up.

Can you explain it please

⁠@@az_kinaniKanye wore a maga hat a couple of years ago and he’s from Chicago

@@caru9982 thank you

J W comes with a free MAGA hat, some rope and an ass whoopin

Extra bologna

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL sounds like a good smoothie

This. Lmao #subway #makeithappen 😂

💀😂😂😂

And it makes the justice for juicy line hit

I think part of the joke might be that he doesn't want to claim him as black, because of how embarrassing what he did was.... calling him a French guy

"Juicy Smul'et" would be how the French would pronounce his name. words that end in "...let" is pronounced "lay" because the T is quiet.

Glad someone said it lol

Not to mention prejudiced.

Fact

Except for his stance on abortion, feelings are bullshit facts and logic should be used.

@M 40 if it has a heartbeat then it's alive, and it would be murder to kill it. If you can't make up your mind before that point, then it's your fault for being stupid.

Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly he’s against abortion, he used the my money my choice as an argument to show how ignorant the feminist are with the my body my choice are.

@ᛞᚢᛋᛏᛁᚾ ᚺᚨᚴᛟᚾᛋᛟᚾ very true

An up-and-coming white dude ain't touching Juicy😂😂😂

Wouldn't of been suprised if Andrew Schulz said something

Oh I can trust you he tested and ironed out that joke in front of audiences. Mainly to perfect his material. But he knew after small night club tests that this segment killed

Except this wasn't a joke. Everything he said is 100%true hence the conviction

No its because his name sounds French, especially Smollett.

Both. Making fun of the name, and separating him

His name Smollet is French influenced, boule

OK white darren

@@devonkrohn2185 what does it matter that I’m white, white Dennis?

I heard the Welcome to Maga Country bitch, I called BS. 3 AM in -16 degree weather and his jacket had that huge fur lining there is no way anybody would have seen who he was. As for the bleach, not a single hair or clothes got bleached at all.

Bruh you knew that was bogus. You know he had the newest latest cell... not stolen or even cracked? If i'm waiting for someone that late, in that hawk, he would have at least caught a proper beatdown... and man you know no ones outside with no damn bleach w/o some mad thick gloves... on the waterfront? Nah. Got in sandwich, salad, phone intact? for real though, first thing I thought was he had to be going to the bar or hooking up and got tricked... but never believed the rest. Bruh and you know how Chi feels about Trump man... Oh, btw, what did you think about the letters with the powder he sent to the channels studio (federal charge), people forgot about that. You know all kinds of ish went down while all that law enforcement was running for him... but hey, south and west side don't get no love anyway... whole different vibe.

What about it was -25 outside and I live in Michigan it was just as cold by me. And I had Subway I am not leaving my place in -25 weather for Subway.

@@markpiekaczpiekacz912 Besides when you give someone a best down you work up an appetite. The guy you just beat up has a sandwich in a bag. You would take it in a heartbeat.

When I heard he wasnt trying to give up his cellphone to the police, I figured he was lying his ass off.

No pussie hated him. How you gon watch a special called "stick and stones." And not expect some outrageous statements. C'mon dawg.

SJWs hated it. Normal people liked it. I even know a few alphabet people that liked it.

those critics from the PC/SJW Brigade can suck my ass. Odds are they would voluntarily do it if I told them my ass cheeks were "non-binary and anti-sexist"

Facts, bro, ppl too sensitive nowadays

I knew when they said not to watch it that it was a must see

Best line

Zahir Sookoor 😂😂😂

#justice4juicy 🤣🤣🤣

that's a campaign i can get behind

I know right!!! 😂😂

Even though he practiced it.

Haha, that was the biggest/best joke within the joke.

I think that lady bursting out laughing is what got him😂

Mike Burns bruh, I fell on the floor when he said that lmao

@@MercSolo 👍🏻😂 right on. Ya its hilarious

Kills me every time

Dave is brilliant...he is basically making fun that when the story first broke people didn't know how to pronounce the name

As in he don’t want to claim his ass so he passed his ass off to the French

@@chrisz968 This 1000 times is how i understood it.

And Shaq thinking he’s messing it up just makes it that much better! Literally in tears laughing!

Actually, he changed the name so he can't get sued for defamation of character. It was not only hilarious, but brilliant on his part.

Chappelle has ruined Juicy's name forever, lol.

I died when i heard that lmfaooo Dave ruined this mans name permanently 💀💀💀

might be stupid but please explain

patrickstar1990 Kanye west is from Chicago and he’s a Trump supporter.

@@Jenna-zl9su Thank you

@@Jenna-zl9su ah thanks. i dont get it.

@@patrickstar-dv2ih kanye is from chicago/he is a trump supporter and he love to wear those sh***...

The part that got me was his arm gesture when he said, "AT ALL!" 😂

Same goes for “That sounds like something…….That I would say!”

clearly lying almost sounds like chris farley talking for some reason

Justice for Juicy

And if you don't know now you know.

🤣🤣

That's his prison name

Juicy Justice

oui oui i agree

Dont forget what bleach would do at -15 lololol

@nolifeshaq have you seen this? 😂

Ralphie May, Bert Kreischer

Andrew Schulz

Me

Ricky Gervais

I would add Dave Attell to that list.

J C dude this was tough to watch the fact that he didn't pick up on it

"Only the greats can do that."

@@KoldHardCash we died! Like isn't that the point 😂

“Jokes like that” as in, controversial jokes. Dave chapelle is definitely one of the best at that.

I mean, he's not wrong.

Don't put it in quotes if you get it wrong.

Dave is the Eminem of comedy my dude. We used to his weird shit.

I didn't think it was controversial at all it's stand-up comedy & it's f****** jokes! people need to lighten up Watch his epilogue for this special & how he talks about the trans woman who came to his show 4 nights in a row... That's how it SHOULD be!

Have never seen Pryor, Murphy, Clay or Kinnison? Those were the originals

@@gabeackerman4964 in 2019 i think was what they meant yanno

Bill Burrs was probably more blatantly offensive tho

lol, true. Honestly though, I thought he dressed up as a janitor and for some reason I pictured him in a comedy remake of The Shining.

Bye bye Pinball!!..

We’ve gotten so used to it. Even after hearing it a couple times… kinda forgot how to pronounce his actual name. 😂

That’s the best part: Dave said Jussie is a “French actor” because his pronunciation of the name is a legitimate French sentence. 😂

Juicy has claimed he won’t beat himself up over the verdict and sentencing though

The joke is he doesn't want to admit he's black

Juicy Smooyay you mean

King Quel lol, you sir are correct

Megan You're cute

The shit was like....international news.

@@mr.nobody68 Swing and a miss.

Could you please not bad. His name Jussie that soes.apel Juicy and Smollet could be pronounced as Smollay It was. A funny joke

His comedic timing is genius and that is one of his best moments

@@loristewart4612 you tried I think

Idiotic Tirades excellent summation

Did you leave this comment on another video about Sticks and Stones? Either that, or you stole it 🤔

@@ilbv5 facts

@@ilbv5 nobody leaves the house to get any sandwiches at 2am anywhere on the planet bro

well, when I was attending college 20 years ago. I routinely went out at 2 AM in the morning, walk half a mile to Subway and bought Sandwiches to bring back to my dorm room and eat it. but this is Los Angeles I'm talking about, where it rarely ever get's below freezing temperature even during cold Winter days.

@@davidjacobs8558 yeah nah, niggas is getting robbed at that time of night in Chicago but even the stick up kids is in the damn house when it's cold. That wind out here hit different. lol. Ain't nobody leaving they house for no damn sandwiches.

@Al Dente 😳😻😺🙋

One of his whole standups is on RU-vid

Shaq will die laughing when he compares men getting women to fisherman. "catch a fish, show your friends, take some pictures with it, so other men know you can catch fish, then you let it go. Now, a lot of you women, hopped back on boat... Just flapping around knocking everything over" lol he HAS to react to Patrice O'Neal - fisherman stand up

Elephant in the room kills me everytime I watch it!! 🤣🤣😭😭☠💀

@@Ryan-kb8ui One of his best analogy, And one of the best ever made. This one, and the grizzly bear vs. salmon

Daniel inAction he was the KING of analogies, not only were they brilliant but hilarious everytime

He's already got a video on that

@@iAmMantequilla I'm talking about reactiing to his actual comedy bits

Drunk Girls!

#ChankSmith

goodfella_93 that was a masterpiece. Complaints and grievances and you are all diseased are unbelievable

Yes! This bit started out titled, "I lkind of like it when a lot of people die." But, when he was going to film his special, it was the day after 9/11. He pushed it back, and created this bit. Still brilliant.

@@Loke6661666246 damn I never knew that

@@Loke6661666246 If i recall it was unreleased because of how brutal he was toward Americans dying.

@@kasper301615 yep.

Too bad he’s not! Waste everybody’s time & City 💸 for an obvious bs story!! Then.... the charges were dropped against him bc his bitch a$$ lawyer got him off... for a hefty 💵 I’m sure!!! Money talks & bs... well... you know the rest 🤣 Lmao at Juicy 😂🤣 This idiots story is sooo far fetched that Dave probably couldn’t wait to clown his a$$!!! 🤣🤣 I laughed so hard!! Shaq’s reactions made me 🤣😆 even harder!!! Omg!! When he said everyone knows white ppl don’t talk like that... bruh... I’m still laughin’ so hard & when he described the police writing down his story, 😆 Dave... omg too funny!!! My face hurts from laughing so hard @ Shaq & Dave!! It’s a two fer y’all 😆😅 a definite two fer da price of one!!! Ha hahaha!!! 😂😅🤣 The noose still on & sammiches in hand w/the smell of a diaper bucket on him!!! 🤣 The police should’ve told him to go 🚶🏿‍♂️it off... safely in his home!!😆 Whatever kinda sh*+ he was smokin’ at 2 a.m walkin’ to Subway in Chicago w/minus degree temp outside 🥶😂 bruh 🤣 ain’t no way!! I don’t know how he kept a straight face w/this bs story to the police!!! 👦🏾🗣👮🏾‍♂️ I don’t even know how the police officers taking down his story could keep a straight face!!!! 😂 The serious part of this story is how much police power time wasted in Chicago investigating this bull sh*+ story!! 🧐 W/all the “real crime”put on hold, the 💵 🚽 of the follow up 💸 🧻, the idiots down in Hollyweird & LA took it runnin’ hook, line, & sinker 🎣 totally “fish on”!!! Then... when the truth comes out & they charge Juicy 🤣 w/serious multiple counts of fraud, deception, etc etc... Juicy gets off w/o a scratch!!! The irony of Juicy paying the 2 black dudes to do this to him in the shadows completely out of camera range (the plot thickens)... he’s such an idiot that he pay$ them w/a personal check!!! 🤣🤣

datlibra17 man so be listening to the jokes on twitter

Thanks. Im bout to roll a joint.

God bless you as well

You too, man.

You too brother

God bless you and have a great night

As it was told to me by the gay community, in all seriousness (which btw is being said to me re: Amber Heard actually being a abuser while speaking to the UN and being an abuse victim representative), is no one got hurt and it pushed the agenda forward. Let me cleanse my friend list some more. Nevermind, at the time i'm helping with locating bodies and suspects for transfemale murders... and i'm not in the community. They wanted me to shill and get with the program and ride that, but when all the mothers and babies were getting raped/ killed at the same time by dudes they had around, they couldn't be bothered to even share or talk about it. It was all about the agenda. BTW, 15 year old kid got smacked by a grown *ss man at NH polls yesterday for that hat. I would've been under the jail.

he watched it before hand and didnt catch the joke, he re watching for reactions

Bill Burr for president 🤘

The most blunt red pilled comedians. Dave chappelle, bill burr, patrice oneal(rip) and corey holcomb

Check said "mugger stuff"😂😂😂

Bernie Mac was better

Pretty sure Kanye was cracking up

When millions of dollars just ain't enough.

Uh, no. His pal, Kamala Harris, was getting ready to present a bill to make hate crimes have higher sentences than regular crimes, and many people think she and several of the prosecutors, on the state and local levels, were the masterminds behind this. It's how they knew exactly when and where to have this "attack" happen with no cameras to catch it. Many think Obama may have been in on it too since this went down in his old district he used to represent before he started to run for President.

@@spirittammyk I would need to see some evidence of this. But assuming that was true then Jussie would have not exhibited such obvious lying behaviors if he wasn't in on it. Jussie planned this whole thing everyone sees it. He was born rich, lived rich, and couldn't count his blessings so he wanted more attention.

He was pushing Kamala and Cory's Lynching Bill to include, under civil rights, real or perceived gender... Hence it helped that an attack be on a gay, black man. Hence after Foxx slapped on 16 more charges, a phone call, dropped w/addition of fake community service... signed off on by Jesse. It's the Chicago way.

I wish I had this dudes privilege.

Joe Stacks ... the Q hitchhiker doesn’t really know what he wants, all he knows is he wants to get in that car. 😂😆😂

"Hi, I'm Chinese"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

@@jcr4pr shit had me cryin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@adacox lol at when he said the T was holding everybody back from getting to their destination 🤣🤣🤣

@@ThePowerOfOneThePowerOfTwo Man, I was laughing like there was no tomorrow on that one .... Freaking Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Adrian Nelson Patrice is a soul gone too soon he was hilarious

Patricia onilia

I will check it out, did you ever watch Chris Farley? Also a legend, sadly also died, drug overdose I believe:/

@@crypticchameleon4339 Yep. He was an SNL great but I never caught his stand up.

Je suis mouillé* lol "i am wet" 😂😂

I never got that being so English speaking.