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@wintersoule
@wintersoule 2 года назад
“I lit their asses up.” he sounds like he was waiting for it lmao
@joepulladan9256
@joepulladan9256 2 года назад
He was.
@Logic69420
@Logic69420 2 года назад
Okay
@goduson8742
@goduson8742 2 года назад
HE WAS THEY DIDN'T REALIZE IT
@jak3legacy
@jak3legacy 2 года назад
He literally says he was waiting for it dawg
@JayJones-xz1fl
@JayJones-xz1fl 2 года назад
On god
@adoginacowboyhat8196
@adoginacowboyhat8196 2 года назад
While everyone was shooting shots, this guy was building up an arsenal.
@wolfmakesvideos9981
@wolfmakesvideos9981 2 года назад
I don’t wanna be one of those people who say “132 likes and no reply’s” so I decided to go ahead and say “I don’t wanna be one of those people who say “132 likes and no reply’s””
@xraystudios3693
@xraystudios3693 2 года назад
@@wolfmakesvideos9981 as someone who read you comment I can confirm
@Matityahu-the-God
@Matityahu-the-God 2 года назад
He picked up their arrows and added them to his quiver.
@Alex-fn6pz
@Alex-fn6pz 2 года назад
Yes sir. Don't underestimate the quiet one.
@معراج-ل4ب
@معراج-ل4ب 2 года назад
@@wolfmakesvideos9981 do u feel better
@enixword2637
@enixword2637 2 года назад
The day they turn the jokes on you is the day you got accepted as family. 😅
@imrickjamesbiiiiitchhh6161
@imrickjamesbiiiiitchhh6161 2 года назад
💯💯💯
@elMore1107
@elMore1107 2 года назад
🔥🙌🏾
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 2 года назад
100
@divinestrength1774
@divinestrength1774 2 года назад
Facts
@bodeezy78
@bodeezy78 2 года назад
yep
@kaseyc9459
@kaseyc9459 2 года назад
Black barbershop...funniest place you'll ever go to...and one of the most caring
@SpunkMayo
@SpunkMayo 2 года назад
Yeah that's a generalization
@YungEagle3k
@YungEagle3k 2 года назад
Coco butter and 70iq good times
@Bodeezy_
@Bodeezy_ 2 года назад
@@YungEagle3k it's not a salon fairy😂😂
@DengueBurger
@DengueBurger 2 года назад
@@YungEagle3k BASED Jacob moment?!?!
@YungEagle3k
@YungEagle3k 2 года назад
@@Bodeezy_ I don't think u understand
@austinhall3937
@austinhall3937 2 года назад
The fastest way to earn a man's respect is to not only be able to dish it out, but to be able to take it back with a laugh.
@himurahaibara1459
@himurahaibara1459 2 года назад
That should be how it is between girls too. Sadly not.
@austinhall3937
@austinhall3937 2 года назад
@@himurahaibara1459 the reason men can do that is because physical aggression is how to handle threats. Women are also aggressive beings but they focus on reputation destruction and words (all this is generally speaking) so when women attempt to have playful banter like that it's more real to them.
@rashedyadig
@rashedyadig 2 года назад
@@austinhall3937 not bad philosopher man... Not bad.
@SA-ey6nt
@SA-ey6nt 2 года назад
@@rashedyadig that was Jordan Peterson
@TChalla616
@TChalla616 2 года назад
@@himurahaibara1459 There was once a girl I tried to talk to, but she friend zoned me, and after a while she said, "Treat me like one of the guys" And she actually started hanging out with the fellas. After a few months we got pretty close as friends, and one day after a few beers, the guys roasted her mercilessly, not maliciously, but like one of the guys. She then accused us of treating her bad because she wouldn't be with any of us, and stopped hanging around.
@ChrisSmithBass
@ChrisSmithBass 2 года назад
“They turned their jokes on me.” *they woke the sleeping giant*
@leannamccoy8854
@leannamccoy8854 Год назад
That barbershop was a diverse shop!!!!!!!!!!!.
@mark-ish
@mark-ish Год назад
watch out for the quiet guy..
@TPRM1
@TPRM1 2 месяца назад
THE KRAKEN AWAKES…
@eyes232
@eyes232 19 дней назад
Well, looking back on time, how the things were, they all hesitated to kick his ass for the jokes, because there it was a slight chance that he may be their son 😂😂😂
@kopikopsbrothers9436
@kopikopsbrothers9436 2 года назад
No wonder Dave's hair gone smooth. He lit everybody
@oscar._.5600
@oscar._.5600 2 года назад
😂😂
@wutttheheckler2094
@wutttheheckler2094 2 года назад
His hair is as smooth as eggs🥚🥚
@Reedmap
@Reedmap 2 года назад
He paid the price with his hair
@emmanuelachuke9263
@emmanuelachuke9263 2 года назад
Including himself no jokes😂
@jonahblack6675
@jonahblack6675 Год назад
@@wutttheheckler2094do ya suck balls?
@dimphomoatshe7745
@dimphomoatshe7745 Год назад
Dave chappelle is the only person who and tell a story about telling jokes and it still feels like comedy.
@4rUm4nD
@4rUm4nD 2 года назад
"i'm a quiet guy" "i lit everybody up" 💀
@musclecarmaniac6914
@musclecarmaniac6914 2 года назад
Lmao schools... Mmm
@shekravescapo8999
@shekravescapo8999 Год назад
😂😂😂📸👮🏼‍♂️
@muktoonsepiphany9944
@muktoonsepiphany9944 Год назад
Self defense
@ntobekonovukuza804
@ntobekonovukuza804 9 месяцев назад
They didn't expect it bcs they thought he was quiet😂😂😂
@jonathanloadholt344
@jonathanloadholt344 2 месяца назад
What was he to do, walk out with a tear in his eye?
@cconnon1912
@cconnon1912 2 года назад
Observation is an underrated skill. Thanks Dave!
@christianmrz
@christianmrz Год назад
Dave Chappelle doesn't even need to tell jokes anymore. He could tells this random stories and I'm here for all here for it. That's Goat Level.
@EmpireJonesMCA
@EmpireJonesMCA 2 года назад
They start roasting Dave ….then they begin hearing final boss music
@divinediva_
@divinediva_ 2 года назад
I'd pay good money to be a fly on the wall that day! 😂
@KuraiKuroNeko
@KuraiKuroNeko 2 года назад
I know it's just a saying, but my brain went and imagined a movie that is a fusion of "The Fly"-type science creating "Animorphes"-level shapeshifting abilities so spies can become flies or whatever for their military. Until time travel accidentally takes the fly-form of the character on someone else's trip into a barber shop, but it's a soldier using military technology for personal reasons back home. And so it also becomes about why that person went back in time, so they can finish up and get the hell home. Sorry, but your comment made my mind have this ADHD moment two videos later, so I had to come back and empty my head of this idea 😆😆😆 Edit: now I'm imagining they come back to current time, but the shapeshifting technology was never invented, so the fly-spy has to deal with that. Unless that means he ain't a spy no mo'! Okay, I'm done. Sorry!
@imrickjamesbiiiiitchhh6161
@imrickjamesbiiiiitchhh6161 2 года назад
Same 😂😂
@molotovick
@molotovick 2 года назад
@@KuraiKuroNeko sounds like you got a lil bit more then just ADHD..
@sore_forey9259
@sore_forey9259 2 года назад
@@molotovick chronic case of the goofies
@isaacbuiltdifferentRL
@isaacbuiltdifferentRL 2 года назад
@@KuraiKuroNeko bro you’re just like me😭😭😭😭
@brennenhicks1490
@brennenhicks1490 2 года назад
Only guy who could get a crowd to cheer for a roast they weren’t even at
@takeout5335
@takeout5335 2 года назад
“real g’s don’t talk, we sit back and listen”
@chrisricks6363
@chrisricks6363 2 года назад
There's a lasagna in there somewhere
@Z-Ack
@Z-Ack 2 года назад
Now I fucks with me some lasagna.. true gangster don’t gotta ask, they know that garlic bread baked and ready with it...
@bobbyjoe187
@bobbyjoe187 Год назад
RIP young dolph.💯
@frederickweeksjr.1189
@frederickweeksjr.1189 Год назад
FACT
@myweirdsecondchannelwithap9070
real g's move in silence like lasagna
@galil_6863
@galil_6863 Год назад
Trying to roast Dave Chappelle is like poking a bear with a stick 😂
@dhellwitit
@dhellwitit 2 месяца назад
Right😂😂😂😂
@deborahlynhetherly934
@deborahlynhetherly934 Год назад
Incredible social philosopher.
@yeboiii4231
@yeboiii4231 2 года назад
I like how he calls it the barber shop massacre not bc of the jokes on him but bc he “lit their asses up” 😂
@bongofury333
@bongofury333 2 месяца назад
He's the best storyteller out there. Great reflections always.
@DianaGreenland-qp6wk
@DianaGreenland-qp6wk Год назад
Mr. Chappelle thank you for the laughter that brightens up the day!!!!!!!
@candyhall367
@candyhall367 2 года назад
There’s no place like a Black barbershop!❤
@lorichaudhry7290
@lorichaudhry7290 2 года назад
“Ok…this guy is pretty funny.” They gonna learn today.
@MrBredWinna
@MrBredWinna Год назад
That's when opportunity meets preparation 🤞🏼🤣😅😅🔥✊🏽
@hyperretroactivehyperretro5992
@hyperretroactivehyperretro5992 2 года назад
I love Dave so much. This time has been hard for him. I worry about losing him before his time. Stay healthy Dave!
@mdemi7692
@mdemi7692 2 года назад
hey man you know where this clip is from? i can’t find it anywhere
@hyperretroactivehyperretro5992
@hyperretroactivehyperretro5992 2 года назад
@@mdemi7692 No clue! Maybe one of his private shows?
@60474
@60474 Месяц назад
I could listen to Chappelle all day. His stories are actually very poetic. He seems like a polite uncle that’s really really funny. 😂😂😂
@mauricearmstrong4712
@mauricearmstrong4712 2 года назад
They didn’t know they were roasting with the goat 🐐
@helpmehelpyou7184
@helpmehelpyou7184 2 года назад
This is why listening is very powerful
@emilyrram266
@emilyrram266 3 месяца назад
I love Dave Chappell sooo much! He’s a very special person
@mikezooper
@mikezooper 5 месяцев назад
Dave is one of the few celebrities that I can celebrate. He restores my faith that there are some grounded decent people out there amongst the dross.
@ronaldbrower5442
@ronaldbrower5442 2 года назад
What a natural treasure this man is!!!
@agen2210
@agen2210 2 года назад
The more I hear Dave Chappelle the more I love this guy!
@brachelliejoshua1195
@brachelliejoshua1195 2 года назад
I Love me some Dave Chappelle. Always have from the very beginning. ❤
@tommydrennan1765
@tommydrennan1765 2 года назад
Dam right he was waiting he had everyone of them pegged with 2-3 jokes each they never seen it comin that’s such a great story any of us that been to the barber shop knows how it goes lol
@tremayneg
@tremayneg 2 года назад
It probably would have worked for them IF he only came there 1 or 2 times. 🤣
@vernoncromartie3499
@vernoncromartie3499 Год назад
@@tremayneg This is Dave Chappelle we're talking about. You think there's any scenario where things would have went well for them?
@tremayneg
@tremayneg Год назад
@@vernoncromartie3499 nope 🤣🤣
@Chironofolympus
@Chironofolympus 2 года назад
I feel like that barbershop helped create the Dave chapell we know today
@Macbeth99
@Macbeth99 2 года назад
I would love to hear what was said 😊
@douglaswilburn9278
@douglaswilburn9278 Год назад
Moral of the story if you come for the king you better not miss
@GeorgiaJakes7
@GeorgiaJakes7 2 года назад
“Pretty funny?” What an understatement! He’s the GOAT !!!
@danieljaykristl6993
@danieljaykristl6993 2 года назад
Extremely articulate and sincere man. Glad for his success!!
@antpain1156
@antpain1156 2 года назад
"the barbershop massacre" rated R in theaters next fall
@mr.michaels116
@mr.michaels116 Год назад
Never Bother The Quiet Guy Just Watching And Listening! It Usually Doesn't End Well!!!💯💯
@JShawnPaul
@JShawnPaul 2 года назад
Heck yeah that’s how it was. I remember growing up and my group of friends all we did was rib on each other. Nobody got mad and it was all love in the mid 90s
@mattz459
@mattz459 11 месяцев назад
This is the power of being silent and attentive. Its something Introverts know very well.
@TheAntiTrope
@TheAntiTrope Год назад
Beware the quiet man, he spends most of his time listening
@rafikziane2769
@rafikziane2769 2 года назад
A barber shop where u can get all the knowledge u need there back in the days it was the spot for hot news
@megaeazy3
@megaeazy3 2 года назад
A lot of conspiracy theories lol
@bigkahuna5445
@bigkahuna5445 2 года назад
Bootleg Video's
@kimberlyboudreau8157
@kimberlyboudreau8157 2 года назад
There’s funny comedians and then there’s the goat it’s his personality deliverance and we’ll LITERALLY NO ONE CAN DELIVER A PUNCH LINE LIKE THIS MAN!!!
@quincywright2821
@quincywright2821 2 года назад
Trying to roast Dave is a SUICIDE mission fam!🤣🤣🤣He a OG that'll tear yo ass up!🤣🤣
@scotmac5143
@scotmac5143 2 года назад
I bet the barbershop guys tell that story different lol.😂
@FruitChinpoDesu
@FruitChinpoDesu Год назад
Yeah, on whole friggin paragraphs.. Obviously.. Dave chappelle's the goat for a damn good reason.
@levitaggart5943
@levitaggart5943 2 года назад
He's the Quiet before the storm. He's the Warrior who takes down all comers ! He burns scalps with words ! He scalps heads with jest ! He's the CHAMPION who's loved & adored ! HE IS THE LEGEND - DAVID "HEADCUTTER" CHAPPELLE !!!!!
@medusagorgon8432
@medusagorgon8432 2 года назад
This makes me smile.😄
@bobturner3388
@bobturner3388 2 года назад
Dave you are the best! No BULLSHIT!
@nbmwood
@nbmwood Год назад
Class Act....and dang brave to refuse to be cancelled by the woke crowd !!!!
@mvubu6823
@mvubu6823 2 года назад
Men generally only tease the people they like. You don't get teased, it means the group doesn't like you or trust you. The day they turned the joke on Dave was the day they tested his character.
@Macbeth99
@Macbeth99 2 года назад
Yes, so true. Women too. I never take the piss out of people I don't like, they are not worth it But people who I like, respect or love, get it both barrels 😊
@roseking8555
@roseking8555 2 года назад
Exactly!!! 👏👏👏👏
@ozzydolla7943
@ozzydolla7943 2 года назад
Best comedian ever
@SirCaco
@SirCaco 2 года назад
They fed a Gremlin past midnight, got they behinds COOKED
@tylerelefterion5606
@tylerelefterion5606 2 года назад
"this guy is funny" is like meeting the pope and saying "this guy's religious." A very heavy understatement!
@billdunn6682
@billdunn6682 2 года назад
Damn how many haircuts can you actually get in a few weeks
@andrewo2769
@andrewo2769 2 года назад
Why do you think he's bald now?
@TAureliusm3
@TAureliusm3 2 года назад
1 per week
@steve83669
@steve83669 2 года назад
His hair actually grows back really quickly he just shaves it every couple of days
@imrickjamesbiiiiitchhh6161
@imrickjamesbiiiiitchhh6161 2 года назад
*DAAAAMN how often do YOU not go?!* 😂
@escort622
@escort622 2 года назад
I know a couple of lads who’d get a fix every Friday/Saturday
@Ali_Mardan
@Ali_Mardan Год назад
Another example of why you don't mess with the quiet kid
@wangnooprateek
@wangnooprateek 2 года назад
He’s the Walter White of comedy.. “I’m the one who knocks” 😂
@adeel001adeel
@adeel001adeel 2 года назад
Moral of the story. When you listen more and talk less you win.
@kennethmount2895
@kennethmount2895 2 года назад
I'm just trying to picture Dave with hair 🤣🤣🤣
@UncleBenjs
@UncleBenjs 2 года назад
Just picture a mixture of Dave and Katt Williams
@skiburnski7543
@skiburnski7543 2 года назад
Every kid that goes to public school in the inner city gets a lesson in roasting.
@bradleyvantassal8328
@bradleyvantassal8328 2 года назад
Favorite saying from being an Ironworker "we only make fun of the people we like and care about, if we don't make fun of you or screw with you, we don't like or care about you"
@herdHistruth
@herdHistruth 2 года назад
I'm an electrician and I have the same mindset 👍
@darthslackus499
@darthslackus499 8 месяцев назад
That's why you got to be careful of the quiet ones. They listen, they know things.
@Jmike12345
@Jmike12345 2 года назад
And they turned the jokes on me….🤣
@Jay_Z.
@Jay_Z. Год назад
Chapelle came in like Django! 🔫 Pew pew 😂
@kevinmalone9314
@kevinmalone9314 2 года назад
Its always the quiet kid lol at least this wasnt in class
@robinpatterson5152
@robinpatterson5152 2 года назад
Dave your the GOAT!!
@asadthompson7213
@asadthompson7213 2 года назад
Is this Dave’s new special? Where can I find this😂love this guy
@chichichichilling4822
@chichichichilling4822 Год назад
In the hands of a lesser comedian this isn't even a joke, but Dave Chappelle makes everything funny
@adedapodacosta4228
@adedapodacosta4228 2 года назад
Realising that Dave is bald as he gives this joke.
@bossmane1517
@bossmane1517 2 года назад
One of my bucket list is to smoke with this guy and listen to his stories
@Msseahorse6
@Msseahorse6 2 года назад
"...ok , he's pretty funny" I'm pretty funny D.C is Fire Funny 💥
@MariselLDiaz-em6le
@MariselLDiaz-em6le Год назад
The best of the best can't get enough
@michaelbraum77
@michaelbraum77 Год назад
GOAT 🐐 level!!! Dave is the best comedian, EVER!!! ❤❤❤❤❤
@far06c
@far06c 2 года назад
Best story telling ability
@relatabl0
@relatabl0 2 года назад
Would have been amazing to just sit in and listen to him I'm that barbershop
@yacht3167
@yacht3167 18 дней назад
Brilliance comes from exactly that one super important gift. A photographic memory and great recall. Dave. U a beast g
@kwetzal8556
@kwetzal8556 2 года назад
*Dave sitting in the shop thinking: "Every day I sit in this barbeshop corner for a haircut. Every day I see you lot jab at each other with good in fun humor. Every word said for every day I sit here is simply another round for the barrel I'll put to your heads. This blazing inferno will be a memorable day."
@waedjradi
@waedjradi 4 месяца назад
The quiet ones know the most. They're usually listening!
@evelanpatton
@evelanpatton 2 года назад
Dave Chapelle for President! “Lighten” up our lives too while we watch these nasty political divisivism! Xo
@melbaclark9323
@melbaclark9323 Год назад
Sixty year old white guy here.... I bet Chappelle is a blast at the bar lol. Gods speed young man, do wat ya do!
@vaihavraj7239
@vaihavraj7239 2 года назад
Haircut?
@RebelGaming4U
@RebelGaming4U 2 года назад
Must be new to Chappelle
@RLomoterenge
@RLomoterenge 2 года назад
When he was a kid. I can relate to this
@Boeing737800100
@Boeing737800100 2 года назад
Bwahahaha
@cald1421
@cald1421 Год назад
So you’re telling me that Dave was the quiet kid in school….
@jeako7637
@jeako7637 2 года назад
source ? is this from a new special ?
@Danny-ge2my
@Danny-ge2my 2 года назад
So that's when you were like 12 when you actually had hair ???
@LoopyLemon775
@LoopyLemon775 2 года назад
Lmao Sometimes people go to the barbershop just for the banter 😂
@georgesdrones144
@georgesdrones144 2 года назад
I miss the real Dave. This clone too buff.
@LuckyHitter_30
@LuckyHitter_30 2 года назад
This one has me rolling hard the story will teach you something about comedian making people laugh!!!
@Adaman135
@Adaman135 8 месяцев назад
Nobody expects the quiet guy except the other quiet guys😂😂😂😂
@stevethomas760
@stevethomas760 11 месяцев назад
I delivered beer to a local shop that was a hang out. Looked forward to going there, what a crew. Felt flattered when they tossed a couple digs my way. One day on the way out the door I threw out a damn good one. They went nuts, I laughed all the way to the truck. It's been 25 years and still makes me smile
@indigo3032
@indigo3032 2 года назад
That time when "then everybody clapped" actually happened lmao
@colecampbell1906
@colecampbell1906 Год назад
They doing quickdraws on eachother while he's building a damn nuke😂
@angelmonsurutv
@angelmonsurutv Месяц назад
The power of listening.
@fmackey4966
@fmackey4966 Год назад
He's no shy, he's an introvert!
@joshrandal6982
@joshrandal6982 2 месяца назад
Early Dave was riotous now Dave is funny.
@malo2658
@malo2658 Год назад
I was actually never really a fan of him but the more I listen to him the more I like and respect him!
@valeriebrown3709
@valeriebrown3709 Год назад
Never mess with the quiet ones.
@zpatrickz81
@zpatrickz81 3 месяца назад
Brutal Dave, cold blooded even.
@quenton5495
@quenton5495 Год назад
Northeast born and raised Dc stand up
@reinaldogarcia70
@reinaldogarcia70 Год назад
Black American barber shops are very special place same thing with Puerto Rican barbershops
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