Dave Portnoy Unboxing Highlights (4/4/20) 

Prez' drug fueled unboxing videos are the best thing about quarantine life.

Pres single handledly making my quarantine enjoyable.

POV: you’re here a year later because of how damn entertaining his content is

"Where were you when lan manded on the moon?" - Dave Portnoy (23:36)

Poor Frankie for having to edit this madness

“There’s a lot of kids here so I’m gonna try to keep it clean” One second later “Look who it mfing is, Jack’s”

If that wasn't the most coked up mail time episode.......

The fact that this is mirrored is driving me insane

The 190 bucks of cash had me rolling on the floor

The energy of this unboxing was absolutely electric

This dude just railed like 3 aderalls before shooting this stream 😂😂

We're not even gonna mention his groomed triangle of chest hair?

Someone has to send him one of those big boxes just full of packing peanuts, nothing else.

I remember watching this live and when he unboxed the Jacks pizza it was one of the single greatest moments of my life. I laughed so much and it brought me so much happiness to finally see him trash Jack's. And in July 2022 it's still great to watch over and and over. The guy who sent him Jack's will forever be known as the unidentified legend

OMG please somebody send him one of those fake packages that sprays thefart spray and the confetti lol

First time in awhile, I actually watched a video from beginning to end

He really is partaking in the high speed chicken feed❄️

One coked up unboxing, everyone knows the rules.

if any other celebrity posted a video like this, their fans would be begging for them to get help. if its el pres, we stan.

One suspicious box, everyone knows Dave was sweating beads thinking it was his coke shipment

I was worried that Dave called a 10 inch knife a “slippery little fella.” But then I remembered what I was watching and that’s the least of my concerns.

RIP matt cerabello

This is the content we’ve been needing

Dave is my all time favorite human

These unboxing videos really are making this quarantine better

One “accidentally” leaked address, everyone knows this is cover up so Dave’s landlord won’t evict him

That work out guy reaction was hilarious 😂

“Let’s try to keep the energy up” *does a line*

Dave, really enjoy the unboxing! Takes our mind being shut in!! Thanks!

This is the best content out there right now

"time to make your own pizza, yea that'll never happen" so happy he had such a cold take

I am so mad I weathered quarantine without knowing about these unboxings. WOW.

Thanks for the laughs in a time like this!!

"Eat like a house" "hut dug" "You see that? It's my face." "Those cawksuckas. I don't mean that disrespectfully." "What's the thing you put the thing on?" "Underwater Figi Bungalow Blue" "I don't wan ta' make it about my hair." "Is this a sex toy?" "This thing is heavy as balls."

These are absolutely fantastic. He should film taking all those boxes to the trash. Good stuff.

“Kids bore me” idk why I found that so funny

"There's no way I'd rather go than this" I respect that Dave even though you're not really going to die from it.

Bean bag chairs, cold donuts, back injuries, missing knives... that was pure chaos.

Dude I love watching your video's lol I can sit for hours watching them🤣😂👌

“This stream jumped like 10,000 views, its cuz I had *my shirt off*” -Davey Pageviews

When he showed us the tire I lost my shit. 😂😂😂

Easily the best thing on the Internet currently

23:36 “where were you when lan manded on the moon”

so glad he done a proper unboxing video think these are hilarious keep it up pres

One apartment stuffed with cardboard, styrofoam and packing peanuts, everyone knows the FedEx guy is rubbing his taint on these boxes.

I could not find the unboxing video anywhere. I know it was live on Instagram but I still couldn't find it and got no notification. Why couldn't he just do it on RU-vid? Then you wouldn't need to do that awful portrait mode. Oh well.

Two years ago today we were blessed with this

I could watch this all day

So jealous of his pandemic life

these box vids r your best work bro... .. very entertaining and funny... great personality . thanks for laughs......... cheers

Can you imagine sending this guy something. You feel good because you're giving someone a gift, all warm and fuzzy inside.... then he opens it, shows it to the camera and shits on it.

Dave is the best. Reminiscing on the lockdown unboxing

Definitely need to just do this live on RU-vid instead of sh!ty insta portrait mode!

The resume cutting was outstanding !

Everyone thank dave for the fucking lesson on " how dolphins swim " i was in tears at this point.

That scared unboxing at 14:58. Got me dying

Hire Matt Serbello, everyone knows he should be carrying these boxes up the stairs

Dave in quarantine with this many boxes and cocaine is pure gold.

Somebody needs to send him a freezer next...lol. he needs it, but just to see his reaction with a huge freezer entering into his place will be priceless...lol.

District nine is so epic Imagine if Dave turned into an alien

Dave in house alone:🍕🍕🍕 Also Dave in house alone: Anybody seen my box cutter?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The adderol is strong with this one my friend.

I’m actually freaking out rn because the commercial that like oh oh oh ozempic was on when elprez said oh oh oh it’s magic

People sending tripods got done dirty in this

Just love you! You are so entertaining. You will have to get a bigger place to live to have a place for all these things.

the ultimate way to watch these is put the video on max speed 2 in setting. its hilarious and only way to watch

i used to work at the brewery that makes those "milkshake beers" you unboxed. So ironic, i love all your shit. definitely give those beers out to be a nice guy hahahaha cheers!

We need more of these videos of Dave unboxing things from fans lmao

How can we trust your palate if you don't like beef jerky and hoagies?

"9 2 it was excellent" is about to be my all time favorite Prez line.

His brain is turning to absolute mush

We're working towards the 12 Dave's of Christmas

We want more!

I love Dave guys the man but you are giving him care packages, he is a millionaire I think he will survive hahaha

one zilion mg of adderall everyone knows the rules

“Kelly’s Mustard... I’m sure it’s great. I HATE mustard”

I don't like Hoagies.... 9.2..... it was excellent lol. I keep coming back for these! never gets old

Best unboxing I’ve scene

We want to send you some custom cornhole boards! Where can we find the info for the address to send them to??

Wow this feels like it was yesterday.

The guy is a legend. Long live El Prez

He says 3-7 sit ups a day! Lol

Awesome video. Do you even read the comments cause man, you are knocking this shit out of the park.

He legit got me through some dark times during covid. Cured my mdd. U an og

You deserve this Thank you

This dude is high af😭

Dave just gave out the elusive 6.9 without thinking about it. Nice

Dude ive binged on all BSS because of this quarantine bro

One large bean bag, everyone knows his coke shipment is hidden inside.

You rock! Been a fan.you tha man!

Anyone have the link to the full stream?

When Dave gets what he likes(marshmallow beanbag) he goes from ultimate hard critic to a little kid on Christmas.

Anyone else not getting the live stream? I am not getting notifications and when I searched i couldn’t find it... where is he going live? RU-vid? Facebook? On here or barstool?

Prez: *I have 3 utensils* Also Prez: *Uses his hands*

no one has this much energy hahahahhahahah bro look at them pupils

"Oh oh oh, it's magic!"

14:38-14:58 What everyone is thinking on Christmas

Dave I love watching you,your my favorite youtube self made guy. I joke with you on sports but i wanna see how real you are and care about your fans. I dont want money but i need a pick up truck badly,a clean reliable ride. I would tattoo a big barstool advertisement on my back for a Silverado, or a F250, my word I would love barstool!!

The funniest thing was the tire

“I’m not like the biggest weed guy” *is president of the Monster Hits Only Club