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Day 4 of Rishi Sunak's election campaign is looking strong! 

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@jakeharries8097
@jakeharries8097 Месяц назад
It's not volunteering if you are forced to do it. What happens if the 18 yearolds just say 'fuck off mate i'm not doing it' ?
@rokitap.w1193
@rokitap.w1193 Месяц назад
they are 18... jail time
@macatac14-kt4xp
@macatac14-kt4xp Месяц назад
​@@rokitap.w1193 Prisons are at bursting point.
@haydonditchburn2194
@haydonditchburn2194 Месяц назад
Like many will... Todays youth is a totally different kettle of fish to the youth of previous conscription. Your prisons aren't big enough to house all the non-compliers. And they will know that.
@aleccap5946
@aleccap5946 Месяц назад
Jail is filled up, not seen early release ​@@rokitap.w1193
@tomconneely1361
@tomconneely1361 Месяц назад
According to Cleverly, no legal consequences to non-compliance.
@ArmourGX
@ArmourGX Месяц назад
Maybe we should force politicians to do 1 year work in retail before they're allowed to take office so they can get a grip on reality.
@husssye3
@husssye3 Месяц назад
Make it 5
@sisulart
@sisulart Месяц назад
Said with all the conviction and empathy of an AI. We have generations of young people not getting the opportunities they deserve because of 14 years of your party mate.
@user-zy8cy6hn6o
@user-zy8cy6hn6o Месяц назад
lol I thought this was ai generated because I couldn't think of something more absurd and unpopular before an election than reinstating conscription
@Mean_Dartin
@Mean_Dartin Месяц назад
I swear I can't tell if this is real or AI. Man is just a robot-lizard in disguise
@l3eatalphal3eatalpha
@l3eatalphal3eatalpha Месяц назад
*Less conviction and empathy
@kevingray3550
@kevingray3550 Месяц назад
How about just feeding the 20% of kids in the UK who don't get regular meals thanks to people like you Rishi?
@haydonditchburn2194
@haydonditchburn2194 Месяц назад
Too busy feeding the undocumented immigrants instead..
@ebillyboi
@ebillyboi Месяц назад
tosh
@BritishEngineer
@BritishEngineer Месяц назад
Well if their parents didn’t scrounge all the money on fashion then maybe their children would be able to eat. Also, “regular” is subjective.
@allybally0021
@allybally0021 Месяц назад
Blame the parents.........at the bookies and the pub
@joshuanorman2
@joshuanorman2 Месяц назад
@@BritishEngineer you really are fed exclusively on propaganda aren't you?
@anllpp
@anllpp Месяц назад
These people are so out of touch it's insane.
@vanish9522
@vanish9522 Месяц назад
Out of touch for suggesting mandatory national service?
@kawallabair3216
@kawallabair3216 Месяц назад
@@vanish9522 Compulsory unpaid volunteering outside of the military for one weekend per month is slavery. Community service is what we give to criminals.
@borusa32
@borusa32 Месяц назад
They are definitely employing the Supreme Dalek as their electoral strategy adviser.
@austinmorris1693
@austinmorris1693 Месяц назад
so it was davros all along
@professorcurious
@professorcurious Месяц назад
Well obviously, look at Skaro compared to us. * Zero unemployment * No crime * Clean * 0 Daleks in sick beds * Strong military * Lots of opportunities for young people (extermination or slavery, which is two more choices than we get) * Leaders chosen based on competence. * Leaders who fail are exterminated, rather than reshuffled. * No tories. * They were at least honest that they wanted the Thals destroyed instead of dancing around it for decades with pathetic Thal-Sabotage policies.
@CaptainFearless1
@CaptainFearless1 Месяц назад
nice analogy...and equally scary eh !
@davidbarlow350
@davidbarlow350 Месяц назад
@@austinmorris1693 Also Davos.
@psrpippy
@psrpippy Месяц назад
I think his software needs an update
@jillfinney2520
@jillfinney2520 Месяц назад
No chance are they coming for my grandchildren , they are not for sale in this pathetic excuse of a goverment. Are they not meant to public servants not rulers xxxx
@Darren-pq5oc
@Darren-pq5oc Месяц назад
They are your master, you vote for people to make the rules you live by
@Alloya
@Alloya Месяц назад
@@Darren-pq5oc your vote does not count , voting it is a circus for sheep, no matter who you vote for the masons get in
@wattieiscute
@wattieiscute Месяц назад
You go girlie
@NexusApollo
@NexusApollo Месяц назад
Sunak is willing to nationalise the youth rather than the failing water industry. Tells you everything you need to know.
@sharonramsey715
@sharonramsey715 Месяц назад
Very well said.
@Ology3121
@Ology3121 Месяц назад
They appear to be treating 16-18 year old as criminals. Compulsory volunteering sounds like China.😂😂😂
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 Месяц назад
YOU WISH if it were China you would have amazing infrastructure - this is more like Russia
@tt-ew7rx
@tt-ew7rx Месяц назад
There is no such thing in China now though, although there are always elements in Chinese society pushing for similar things, just like here. Unlike here, they are NOT the head of the sitting government.
@Not_Dane_Heart
@Not_Dane_Heart Месяц назад
I love living in the USSR brought to us by the tories.
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 Месяц назад
@@Not_Dane_Heart Im the USSR rent was fixed at 3% of your income - you can only dream of the USSR
@dps1794
@dps1794 Месяц назад
@@tt-ew7rx🤓👆
@markjlewis
@markjlewis Месяц назад
Does this include his own kids?
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 Месяц назад
They will get an exemption.
@Ology3121
@Ology3121 Месяц назад
They'll be surfing in California
@beecee2205
@beecee2205 Месяц назад
he's already said that he'd be happy to volunteer them.
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 Месяц назад
@@beecee2205 YEAh to a private school in California
@user-co6qi2sl4g
@user-co6qi2sl4g Месяц назад
Good one! As if!
@RichardScrivener-op2uy
@RichardScrivener-op2uy Месяц назад
Yes, and the back drop of Britain under the Tories, totally destroyed.
@iseeulysses
@iseeulysses Месяц назад
Britain in flames just like Charlie Boys portrait.
@benhart2278
@benhart2278 Месяц назад
“Young people are not getting what they deserve”. Yes, and who made it like that? And you think national service will fix that?
@sharonramsey715
@sharonramsey715 Месяц назад
Oh he knows it won’t but, he can use them to clean up his shit. Work for nothing.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 Месяц назад
Has the little squirt dried out yet?
@simonb8464
@simonb8464 Месяц назад
Weasel can start with himself
@sharonramsey715
@sharonramsey715 Месяц назад
Yes let’s get the young people to do all the unpaid work possible. Let’s waste their personal time for Sunak’s pleasure. Mr. Smart ass Sunak, I bet your children won’t be expected to take on anything like this when they come of age.
@redhawkneofeatherman261
@redhawkneofeatherman261 Месяц назад
this is so absurd i thought it was a deepfake
@theghostoftom
@theghostoftom Месяц назад
His whole campaign feels like a poor man's version of 'The Thick of It', from the soggy start to fear mongering the breath after announcing the election, to visiting the Titanic shipyards and literally building a red brick wall 🤣
@Billywizz1950
@Billywizz1950 Месяц назад
The delusion goes on and on😂😂😂
@SteveWhipp
@SteveWhipp Месяц назад
He may as well winked and the end and said "This one's for your gammon uncle!"
@pigeon_the_brit565
@pigeon_the_brit565 Месяц назад
almost exactly what i thought
@tommiatkins3443
@tommiatkins3443 Месяц назад
Conscript armies are soooo effective.
@michaeld5888
@michaeld5888 Месяц назад
Especially when there country has already been sold off and there is no discernable identity or culture to actually defend. An establishment like ours constantly emphasising to the indigenous population that their race and way of life is utterly worthless and out dated then forcing them to go and die defending it will just not work.
@ChaoticCubizm
@ChaoticCubizm Месяц назад
Oh yes, I'm sure this policy will be popular with the younger voters.
@nettyshep
@nettyshep Месяц назад
It's an home goal as the younger ones will be voting .....against it. He thought he would appeal to the pensioners, boomers and "MEGAs" oh and of course all the fascist right wing racists.
@jeremymerrifield219
@jeremymerrifield219 Месяц назад
I doubt he told the military
@haydonditchburn2194
@haydonditchburn2194 Месяц назад
I'll bet he didn't.
@andrewkeup9209
@andrewkeup9209 Месяц назад
Good luck with this one.
@colinsmith1288
@colinsmith1288 Месяц назад
We have allowed the pollution of Uk rivers and seas. Asset stripped the country for the benefit of our shareholers and party donors. Created a wealth of poverty not seen since the great depression. Crime is out of control. Rwanda policy that would potentially cost more than the annual budget of some small countries. Increased the cost of living crisis for the benefit of big business. Targeted the poor and disabled for financial sanctions while we swan around in luxury helicopters and airplanes. But in Sunak's mind all is is well with the Uk.
@steverooke1717
@steverooke1717 Месяц назад
Safe&Effective🤡🤝
@jackn4853
@jackn4853 Месяц назад
It's his plan (note his plan not the Govt's plan) and, and guess what, it's working!
@stevedavy2878
@stevedavy2878 Месяц назад
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can smell the desperation from here
@avalanche816
@avalanche816 Месяц назад
Wow, all they have left are Daily mail readers. Meanwhile the labour party are offering the same young people a vote!
@kevinjohnson3782
@kevinjohnson3782 Месяц назад
Shrewd move.
@grahambretman4010
@grahambretman4010 Месяц назад
More dangerous and more divided because fourteen years of Tories possibly
@yeastov5470
@yeastov5470 Месяц назад
I love how the justification is that it will help teenagers socialise, as if the army is just a bit of banter and a social club. I feel like giving teenagers places to hang out that don't require spending rediculous money, and encouraging people to stop calling the police on kids all the time would be more effective.
@addymant
@addymant Месяц назад
I cannot understand for the life of me why both Sunak and Starmer are campaigning as if the Tories are leading in the polls
@sovietspaceship
@sovietspaceship Месяц назад
because you have to assume boomers on polling day will just forget everything and vote for the tories. Makes labour not complacent and the tories do stupid things like these
@stevedavy2878
@stevedavy2878 Месяц назад
Starmer is being what i want in a leader, prudent, not getting over optimistic and taking a Labour win for granted
@addymant
@addymant Месяц назад
@@stevedavy2878 What's even the point of electing someone to beat the tories if they're just going to govern like one? Sunak keeps digging himself deeper and instead of capitalising on it, Starmer keeps pandering to voters who will never like him. He's on his way to a thumping majority, and instead of promising some real change to go along with it, he's watering down the platform and throwing minorities under the bus. I'm not saying he should take the election for granted, but I'd prefer a prime minister that actually has a spine.
@dumbl4421
@dumbl4421 Месяц назад
​​@@stevedavy2878sadly that's the only thing you can count on with Sir Kid Starver
@stevedavy2878
@stevedavy2878 Месяц назад
@@dumbl4421 personally, I like to at least give a man a chance before judging him. Ive live a large part of my life under Tories, I think Im safe to judge their shameful record.
@LunaticLuni
@LunaticLuni Месяц назад
Sunak genuinely disgusts me. Absolutely no redeeming quality’s about the man.
@theghostoftom
@theghostoftom Месяц назад
He's back in the posh bit of England then. Wonder what the property prices are like there?
@barry013
@barry013 Месяц назад
National Service - has he decided to jump on the bandwagon and troll himself now 😂
@Stephen0988
@Stephen0988 Месяц назад
Sunak you should remember the Daleks.
@TheF1uffyOne.50
@TheF1uffyOne.50 Месяц назад
Only if you close your eyes. The guy is a walking disaster.
@nickthebubble4060
@nickthebubble4060 Месяц назад
Massive Bell End.
@roryoconnor8959
@roryoconnor8959 Месяц назад
Crazy they're actually trying to conscript young people now
@hochiminh590
@hochiminh590 Месяц назад
The thing about us tories , the grift never ends!
@richardbelben7075
@richardbelben7075 Месяц назад
Lol the irony 🎉
@IAmTheStig32
@IAmTheStig32 Месяц назад
I just came up with a brilliant new policy idea everyone: Litter picking for over 65s. Let's get all the useless old eaters and boomers who I see every morning queuing up outside the bakery for their artisan bread, out in the English sunshine, interacting with the local youths and making lovely contributions to their local communities! Oh, and it's compulsory -- if you refuse to participate then your state pension payments WILL be suspended. :)
@kevinjohnson3782
@kevinjohnson3782 Месяц назад
Stupid comment. Pensioners have earned the right to do nothing.
@SoozUK
@SoozUK Месяц назад
@@kevinjohnson3782 dogshit have they
@SeahamV2
@SeahamV2 Месяц назад
Spot on that.
@TimoDyer
@TimoDyer Месяц назад
Will he pay the teenagers we'll for their work? Nope.
@gavinlisk2292
@gavinlisk2292 Месяц назад
My god! A plank of wood has more emotion and charisma!!
@thebx0192
@thebx0192 Месяц назад
Rishi Sunak's toast is over cooked.
@marksimons8861
@marksimons8861 Месяц назад
Referendum 2016 stole opportunites from all, young and old. This wally supported Brexit and now offers shoddy "compensation" in the form of compulsory volunteering. The shame of having such a man as our prime minister!
@JohnSmith-bh4zx
@JohnSmith-bh4zx Месяц назад
Exactly what another term of Tory rule will do to the country!!!
@dannykreft4382
@dannykreft4382 Месяц назад
He’s making crazy statements because he knows they will never come to anything.
@sweetvuvuzela4634
@sweetvuvuzela4634 Месяц назад
He is retiring now from pm he has got what he wanted lined his buddies with contracts with the government.
@Martin-jk6pc
@Martin-jk6pc Месяц назад
With just over 4 weeks to go, the tories order that the okey cokey is to be make the next U.K. national anthem.
@user-mt4vs6uj2x
@user-mt4vs6uj2x Месяц назад
I would suggest no one join any of the military forces. Stay home as that is where you will be needed in the very near future. We all know its coming so be prepared.
@derekchant7875
@derekchant7875 Месяц назад
You can tell he's reading from a scripted autocue
@tjnoble2008
@tjnoble2008 Месяц назад
the background perfectly describes what the Tories have done to the country
@aaroncastro4081
@aaroncastro4081 Месяц назад
Just keep getting worse 😂😂
@JelMain
@JelMain Месяц назад
Let's get real. We've another five weeks in purgatory. I don't know who's running this campaign, but even someone raised in an asylum's going to run out of this diabolical meme before then.
@marksimons8861
@marksimons8861 Месяц назад
This man doesn't have a clue, does he? It's like dealing with the naivety of a child.
@anthonyclegg1511
@anthonyclegg1511 Месяц назад
The tories are dangerous. 💩🧀🐷🚣‍♂️.
@kacrichton4434
@kacrichton4434 Месяц назад
Rishi Cyborg
@margaret2427
@margaret2427 Месяц назад
hell yeah let's bring back corvée. who could possibly object to forced unpaid labor?
@Set-ri6rs
@Set-ri6rs Месяц назад
How does delivering prescriptions garner you skills exactly? Maybe if you are going to embrace a life as a pack mule, reminds me of when they forced people years ago to work for free in Poundland to gain the valuable skill of sweeping floors.
@me-un7vq
@me-un7vq Месяц назад
Young people delivering prescriptions. Wtf 😂😂😂
@Anonyomus_commenter
@Anonyomus_commenter Месяц назад
So let’s look at what else countries with national service have, shall we? Very small populations making it necessary to train almost everyone to be a reservist- ie Finland or Switzerland Generally high taxes on the rich so it doesn’t feel like young people are being used to fill the gap left by tax cuts Often, a situation where they are at risk. Finland for instance borders Russia. Often compulsory voting
@johannesnicolaas
@johannesnicolaas Месяц назад
Hahaha.... tory Brittain... a island full of joy and glory!! Please now let the rain begin!!
@johndean1634
@johndean1634 Месяц назад
This is a Free Country. Just tell Sunak to go Spin On It. Or better still Laugh in there Faces.
@joebarrett4353
@joebarrett4353 Месяц назад
no mention of how it's all going to be paid for!
@Seekingsophia00
@Seekingsophia00 Месяц назад
What a muppet
@willowtree-qd2de
@willowtree-qd2de Месяц назад
It’s not called an opportunity if you are forced to do it🤦‍♂️
@psrpippy
@psrpippy Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@l3eatalphal3eatalpha
@l3eatalphal3eatalpha Месяц назад
Well done, son-in-law.
@martinarnold5239
@martinarnold5239 Месяц назад
Search and rescue? What the fuck!
@MartinSmith-qt3cc
@MartinSmith-qt3cc Месяц назад
You wanna cite other countries 🤔 Ok Force them to ‘Vote’ like other countries, oh no won’t do that 😡
@iaf010
@iaf010 Месяц назад
This is an AI generated candidate.
@pipoo1
@pipoo1 Месяц назад
There's a lack of opportunities because you've massively underinvested in the education system over the last 10 years. Then you legislated to allow businesses to hire foreign workers (from outside the EU) on 20% less pay then their UK born counterparts.
@General_Confusion
@General_Confusion Месяц назад
HAHA. The phone will ring and thousands of teenagers will rush up the nearest hill and drag down an old wild camper they think needs rescuing. It will be like the Green Cross Code, where kids dragged old people across the road who were only waiting for the bus.⛺
@bleddynmorgan8012
@bleddynmorgan8012 Месяц назад
Empty words he didn’t give fuck about young people to begin with
@mermaidmimsy
@mermaidmimsy Месяц назад
Naa get him off the stage, not the world I want to live in.
@anllpp
@anllpp Месяц назад
@raymondgordon-dv6hv
@raymondgordon-dv6hv Месяц назад
😅😅😅😅gives us strength.
@wildgoose5964
@wildgoose5964 Месяц назад
Would you put on a tin hat for Sunak or Truss or Johnson?
@bryanbytes
@bryanbytes Месяц назад
No Nadine cameo?
@glen9303
@glen9303 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JoshZenpai
@JoshZenpai Месяц назад
would have been a good idea if you wasnt forced to do it tbh
@joebrady1694
@joebrady1694 Месяц назад
Doesn't he look tired?
@user-cf3cr8ki7e
@user-cf3cr8ki7e Месяц назад
Yes More shelving, cancelling flights ,
@junaidaslamkhan007
@junaidaslamkhan007 Месяц назад
He is a murderer he can't win neither it's party
@hogman3543
@hogman3543 Месяц назад
People will still vote for conservatives
@shivaramavishnu
@shivaramavishnu Месяц назад
Legalise cannabis uk.
@robhaworth2508
@robhaworth2508 Месяц назад
This is just bollocks 😮
@skerbgs
@skerbgs Месяц назад
ok, so I know the background is fake and the video is a joke but... was the speech real?
@Anonyomus_commenter
@Anonyomus_commenter Месяц назад
I think so. He has announced national service as a plan
@skerbgs
@skerbgs Месяц назад
@@Anonyomus_commenter wow, and I thought our pollies in Australia spouted some nonsense...
@Anonyomus_commenter
@Anonyomus_commenter Месяц назад
@@skerbgs This isn’t even the worst of it. Go look up “pork markets speech” from former PM liz truss.
@hefeydd_
@hefeydd_ Месяц назад
You can envisage the conversation between Sunak and Levido. Sunak: Okay guys.after our General Election message was a complete failure what is our next move to get the public to vote Conservative? Isaac any suggestions or thoughts? Levido: You could try National Service that would get voters on our side as the UK has a problem with Anti Social Behaviour which has been on the rise for the past 14 years. Sunak: That is it, that's a brilliant idea, Isaac I will brief our election campaign team to make a video. Levido: But, Sir I wasn't being serious when I suggested National Service, Sir if you go public with this you and the government will be publically humiliated, Sir, Sunak: Britain has an Anti-Social Behaviour problem and that hasn't got anything to do with all the services that we cut and closed down, it hasn't got anything to do with us telling police forces across the United Kingdom to slash their budget by 40%. It hasn't got anything to do with Pilicibg being reduced and it isn't our fault that thr United Kingdom has become lawless. That is The Labour Party’s fault, not ours. Levido: Sir you're going to be made a laughing stock and made to look like a clown. Sunak: Well Levido it can't be any worse than it already is can it?
@garyhendrie4001
@garyhendrie4001 Месяц назад
Is that Britain burning in the background, all on your watch Roland Rat
@adam8268
@adam8268 Месяц назад
First they came for the disabled
@soulman1419
@soulman1419 Месяц назад
Sunak is deluded 🤬
@user-mt4ml6cj5j
@user-mt4ml6cj5j Месяц назад
Snake full of chit
@ericstevens2554
@ericstevens2554 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh come on you fi
@Retronomicon18
@Retronomicon18 12 дней назад
HE’S A HYPOCRITE! Wants 18 year olds to give up a year of their lives fighting for their country, when he couldn’t do an afternoon of it himself!
@terryhall6766
@terryhall6766 Месяц назад
You did it you fix it you volunteer for national service with the present parliamentarians sitting now .or better still why don’t you all shove off! (Thought not).
@danstobbart4406
@danstobbart4406 Месяц назад
Strong? Or deceitful?🤔
@s0ulbr0777
@s0ulbr0777 Месяц назад
LOL
@dl-zf9dj
@dl-zf9dj Месяц назад
😅
@DavidCooper-rv6wg
@DavidCooper-rv6wg Месяц назад
So robotic
@WiseOne93
@WiseOne93 Месяц назад
Drip
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