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Dead carp meat moving 

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It´s caused by a thin skewer needle slowly sliding into carps spine.
The fish was dead for about an hour. Raw meat is still moving nad itching :-)
Fish was killed very quick, humanelly. What you see on video is meat, that doesn ´t feel pain.

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Комментарии : 13 тыс.   
@RekMichal
@RekMichal 3 года назад
Thank you for 4M views 👍
@h5mm189
@h5mm189 3 года назад
i’ll take the first reply
@theoneguy1176
@theoneguy1176 3 года назад
@@h5mm189 I'll take the second reply
@zudpy
@zudpy 3 года назад
I got the third one, also congratulations
@typical_ae9200
@typical_ae9200 3 года назад
I got the 4th reply 💕
@alexandernevsky2505
@alexandernevsky2505 3 года назад
5th reply
@DanielMartinez-tn8vj
@DanielMartinez-tn8vj 3 года назад
This proves Gordon’s theory of “ITS STILL MOVING THATS HOW FUCKING RAW IT IS”
@bruder211
@bruder211 3 года назад
.
@notreallyagameranymore
@notreallyagameranymore 3 года назад
😭
@silentoccasion4359
@silentoccasion4359 3 года назад
Oh damn
@cedricart6833
@cedricart6833 3 года назад
would this trick still work if it was cooked?
@DanielMartinez-tn8vj
@DanielMartinez-tn8vj 3 года назад
@@cedricart6833 my theory I guess is most of it wasn’t gutted so he’s penetrating a nerve or he shoved the stick wiggled it with the stick
@y_mh9051
@y_mh9051 3 года назад
This literally gives a whole new definition to “it’s so raw, it’s still moving”
@GingY9696
@GingY9696 3 года назад
Braw can u tell me the source of Ur pfp?
@Rachetneedsguns4
@Rachetneedsguns4 3 года назад
I think I’m this case it’s fresh rather than raw but I get it
@xLuis89x
@xLuis89x 3 года назад
Why do I have some '' where is the lamb sauce! '' vibes from this
@geeky8693
@geeky8693 3 года назад
Gotta appreciate a good gordon ramsay reference
@isthatbraised
@isthatbraised 3 года назад
@@xLuis89x I think Ramsey also said this
@hawkeyeaerialphotography6652
@hawkeyeaerialphotography6652 3 года назад
The fish probably forgot to delete his browser history.
@JoshuasProductions
@JoshuasProductions 3 года назад
😂😂🤣🤣
@spongebobmiscellaneous
@spongebobmiscellaneous 3 года назад
We all love to joke about the Internet history shit until it happens 😓
@user-yr1cs1pw6h
@user-yr1cs1pw6h 3 года назад
It now realise that there is a thing called *incognito* mode.
@voidackerman2082
@voidackerman2082 3 года назад
Oml
@HawksDellas
@HawksDellas 3 года назад
The humor genius is here
@tugaycavdar3598
@tugaycavdar3598 3 года назад
A famous Japanese chef once said: You can tell the freshness of your food by the way it screams at you.
@vinkeso4453
@vinkeso4453 3 года назад
🦇
@paiffu5209
@paiffu5209 3 года назад
@@vinkeso4453 i %100 agree
@Damatovg
@Damatovg 3 года назад
If my sushi isn't screaming in pain, it's not raw enough
@Damatovg
@Damatovg 3 года назад
@@tugaycavdar3598 that doesn't work bud. But nice try
@sankang9425
@sankang9425 3 года назад
Sounds like a psycho
@nos_nos
@nos_nos 3 года назад
"were you killed?" "sadly yes, but I lived."
@laniebugg
@laniebugg 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂💀💀
@ink2812
@ink2812 3 года назад
My brain in history
@kirbypeter6063
@kirbypeter6063 3 года назад
Only OG's will know where that is from. 💯
@andreze3667
@andreze3667 3 года назад
I swung back and fourth! Back and fourth! Back.... AND FOURTH!
@mirishikibacchus6862
@mirishikibacchus6862 3 года назад
Ice age😂😂
@Nemesislord001
@Nemesislord001 3 года назад
When you die and hear your crush say “I always wanted to tell him that I liked him”
@btsindia9370
@btsindia9370 3 года назад
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ArchangelExile
@ArchangelExile 3 года назад
🤦🏻‍♂️
@_mumon_6095
@_mumon_6095 3 года назад
Just wait till this comment gets 1k likes 😂👍🏻
@muse5633
@muse5633 3 года назад
😂😂😂Hihihiihhh
@mikedanielespeja6128
@mikedanielespeja6128 3 года назад
*cue Might + U*
@4rt1cfox37
@4rt1cfox37 3 года назад
"Resist as much as you want, but the only thing you will dance in by the end of the day is my stomach" -Some hunter probably
@pikejohnson6409
@pikejohnson6409 3 года назад
I really hate to say this, but… Vore
@4rt1cfox37
@4rt1cfox37 3 года назад
@@pikejohnson6409 N-no please NOT THE VORE
@lucario.pokedex.0448
@lucario.pokedex.0448 3 года назад
@@pikejohnson6409 I don’t get it?
@Kaledrone
@Kaledrone 3 года назад
@@lucario.pokedex.0448 Vore is sexual fetish for eating someone or getting eaten by someone.
@5H4D0W-TP
@5H4D0W-TP 3 года назад
@@pikejohnson6409 Me: "What the f*ck did you bring upon this cursed land?"
@maiquanghuy8807
@maiquanghuy8807 3 года назад
"Is this fish raw" Fish: *slaps hand* of course not
@ferpz968
@ferpz968 3 года назад
lol
@deevoooon
@deevoooon 3 года назад
*Main character dies* Crush: “I loved him...” Main character:
@GloomyLyte
@GloomyLyte 3 года назад
Let me guess, this got in your recommendations? Same here
@JakefromStateFarm292
@JakefromStateFarm292 3 года назад
LMAO
@randomguyonyoutube5875
@randomguyonyoutube5875 3 года назад
@@GloomyLyte indeed
@Jojaynicat
@Jojaynicat 3 года назад
His meat do be moving
@mazda_rt24-p
@mazda_rt24-p 3 года назад
@@Jojaynicat STOP RIGHT THERE 😂😭
@gabby_5820
@gabby_5820 3 года назад
When the MC is about to lose but he gets an emotional flashback.
@omertekin8901
@omertekin8901 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@hyyihell
@hyyihell 3 года назад
lmfaoo 😂 😂 literally every action manga i read
@bokicake
@bokicake 3 года назад
Eren when he was decapitated but suddenly negates death
@JD-si7te
@JD-si7te 3 года назад
@@bokicake you still got time to delete that for the anime watchers
@adamdiablo8319
@adamdiablo8319 3 года назад
@@bokicake please don't spoil
@danielallyway
@danielallyway 3 года назад
Ready to be fried!
@w0omer
@w0omer 3 года назад
Hello
@kaneadams9536
@kaneadams9536 3 года назад
Oh, OK I guess
@_a_v_j
@_a_v_j 3 года назад
Imagine it moving before eating it
@samedx5921
@samedx5921 3 года назад
The child or the fish?
@BobBob-ye4vz
@BobBob-ye4vz 3 года назад
@@samedx5921 everyone
@thecapacitor1395
@thecapacitor1395 3 года назад
*Me* - _"C'mon RU-vid, just recommend me something good to watch for a change."_ *RU-vid* - _"Best I got is Dead carp meat moving."_
@ShawnGamesDrunk
@ShawnGamesDrunk 3 года назад
Chalk up another w for the algorithm.
@No1sFavorite
@No1sFavorite 2 года назад
The algorithm works in mysterious ways
@watertank505
@watertank505 2 года назад
"Let me call my expert in something good to watch"
@bestproductfinds2829
@bestproductfinds2829 3 года назад
When Gordon Ramsay said: " A good vet could bring this back to life"
@phambao6901
@phambao6901 3 года назад
Idk if he really said that but good one lol.
@renato3029
@renato3029 3 года назад
I'm dying lol
@cheatbluevii9123
@cheatbluevii9123 3 года назад
@some dude lol Source?
@Zed9659
@Zed9659 3 года назад
LOL
@itzthe_legend
@itzthe_legend 3 года назад
this video gave me nightmares on daytime
@akio1606
@akio1606 3 года назад
the screaming child adds to the unusual feel of this video
@chiara9721
@chiara9721 3 года назад
Underrated comment 😂
@apache_youtube
@apache_youtube 3 года назад
It was the fish screaming.
@mikescan7050
@mikescan7050 3 года назад
It was a beautiful touch to a weird RU-vid video, adding that extra level of creepiness.
@alex-ur3vp
@alex-ur3vp 3 года назад
LOL
@Yindonessy
@Yindonessy 3 года назад
@Dan K im sorry but, r/wooosh
@waterunderthebridge7950
@waterunderthebridge7950 3 года назад
So most likely, as they are mechanically stimulating what appears to be the spinal cord, they’re activating the motor neurons which cause this twitching. It’s only possible in very freshly killed (or very well preserved) muscle as heat and time will inevitably lead to 1) exhaustion of cellular fuel (ATP etc) and oxygen; 2) the onset of rigor mortis and autolysis of the tissue, after which the muscle will not be able to contract again
@liferacer3689
@liferacer3689 3 года назад
I didn't understand a darn thing ya said but it sure seems knowledgeyyy ayy
@urbanizedpizza
@urbanizedpizza 3 года назад
Ye jigsaw I have a romantic dinner
@megoodatgame8535
@megoodatgame8535 3 года назад
@@liferacer3689 Same
@StraightestDakregor
@StraightestDakregor 2 года назад
@@liferacer3689 Basically the guy is probably touching the nerves that move the muscles It only happens in very fresh meat, if it's been some time the muscles just don't work
@liferacer3689
@liferacer3689 2 года назад
@@StraightestDakregor aaah I get it now XD thanx!
@octapusxft
@octapusxft 3 года назад
Imagine. It is so fresh that the muscles and the nerves are still alive
@papahairy5315
@papahairy5315 3 года назад
Not still alive, but still active
@ClericDoggo56
@ClericDoggo56 2 года назад
@@papahairy5315 Somewhat Alive but also not alive
@monkeybusiness1039
@monkeybusiness1039 2 года назад
They are likely reflex triggers which don't require force of thought to activate
@inusara9306
@inusara9306 3 года назад
Octopus: "My arms can still move when it is cut" Snake: "My body can still move when my head is cut" Carp:
@JeffreyBezeau
@JeffreyBezeau 3 года назад
Cockroach: "i still can live for days after my head has been cut"
@nilionth
@nilionth 3 года назад
@@JeffreyBezeau cockroaches can still move after you've charred them in 10,000,000° Celsius flames. weird little guys.
@AJZulu
@AJZulu 3 года назад
Headless Chicken be like:
@blackstrand
@blackstrand 3 года назад
Carp: my body moves when penetrated
@wydtruly
@wydtruly 3 года назад
Carp: *i move when stick go in me*
@matzjfeather8449
@matzjfeather8449 3 года назад
I thought the fish screamed but noticed it was the kid in the background.
@imthicc69
@imthicc69 3 года назад
Lmao
@priyakj753
@priyakj753 3 года назад
Lmao me too
@prernapatil1062
@prernapatil1062 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 ROFL
@DioBrando-nb7yz
@DioBrando-nb7yz 3 года назад
Me too I was scared shitless
@tacticallawyer
@tacticallawyer 3 года назад
That would be a plot for a hollywood horror movie!
@ErwinSmith001
@ErwinSmith001 3 года назад
"And the freshest thing on this kitchen.....Is that carp, and it's lucky it's still alive" -Angry Chef
@davidholguin2532
@davidholguin2532 3 года назад
Fresh crap is the best.
@Sashil01
@Sashil01 3 года назад
@@davidholguin2532 😂😁
@Hashnain3344
@Hashnain3344 3 года назад
"His body might not be there, but his soul is..."
@KILLRXNOEVIRUS
@KILLRXNOEVIRUS 3 года назад
Nerve endings still fire after death. Salt & sodium can also exacerbate muscle movement after death. It's not like the nerves magically disappear smh. It's just the head is gone. Souls don't exist. Also no, the body is still there. We can clearly see it in the video moving. Just the head is gone. How can you fail twice in one comment smh?
@yunnowho3225
@yunnowho3225 3 года назад
@@KILLRXNOEVIRUS woooow. Now did you want a cookie for being edgy and cool 😎
@Hashnain3344
@Hashnain3344 3 года назад
@@KILLRXNOEVIRUS lmfao stop acting smart boi it's a joke plus no one cares :/
@coolguy9036
@coolguy9036 3 года назад
@@KILLRXNOEVIRUS it’s a joke and you missed it you act smart but can’t get one of the simplest human emotions damn
@KILLRXNOEVIRUS
@KILLRXNOEVIRUS 3 года назад
You can cry about it all you want. I'm still right.
@koikoi1204
@koikoi1204 3 года назад
Imagine going through a whole character flashbacks to come back to life and when you got back you're already skinned and headless
@kilaha8399
@kilaha8399 3 года назад
So basically the movie Padak
@WanderTheNomad
@WanderTheNomad 3 года назад
Omae wa mou shindeiru
@coryinthe2499
@coryinthe2499 3 года назад
😂😁😁
@meifungliew1637
@meifungliew1637 3 года назад
Fish was once a shounen MC
@richardmorgan3665
@richardmorgan3665 3 года назад
@Jack and Bt Sandwich "kinkily", an interesting word choice.
@Dallisio
@Dallisio 3 года назад
Quit tickling the carp, you're clearly getting on its nerves.
@kaykmartins7335
@kaykmartins7335 3 года назад
Clever joke i see
@jordynramc9253
@jordynramc9253 3 года назад
Dudum tsss
@itsmereem6748
@itsmereem6748 3 года назад
Budum tssss
@mashihodpotatoetm4572
@mashihodpotatoetm4572 3 года назад
*Uhuh*
@mattsfuckingchannel6615
@mattsfuckingchannel6615 3 года назад
heh
@huey1910
@huey1910 3 года назад
That fish has a lotta nerve to move like that
@Derosia27
@Derosia27 3 года назад
👍
@lucky1206
@lucky1206 3 года назад
When I see stuff like this, it seems like the fish was killed so fast through the processing when it was captured that the body itself still think it's still alive. But in reality, it's the nervous system that causes this that still has some 'juice' in it to cause a dead animal to move
@Kiwibread0781
@Kiwibread0781 3 года назад
*The carp is so alive that you can even hear it's scream "ah".*
@cibby6155
@cibby6155 3 года назад
"guh"/"eh"/That noise the pufferfish made
@89wings44
@89wings44 3 года назад
I chuckled
@phoebusgarcia9131
@phoebusgarcia9131 3 года назад
Wow i thought it was the chopping board
@AD-cy4vj
@AD-cy4vj 3 года назад
💀
@MJ-oz2nl
@MJ-oz2nl 3 года назад
Damn das creepy
@ace-ub4wz
@ace-ub4wz 3 года назад
When the carp died but he forget to delete his browser history
@potato_pond6133
@potato_pond6133 3 года назад
I had a stroke reading that
@Shush7717
@Shush7717 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@PearlPredator
@PearlPredator 3 года назад
The carp had no homies to do it for him sadly
@saan838
@saan838 3 года назад
hehe underrated
@kenesufernandez1281
@kenesufernandez1281 3 года назад
Hahaha
@leozentos5173
@leozentos5173 3 года назад
"He was already dead" "He was twitching!" "He was twitching cause he got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
@thelightyears_
@thelightyears_ 3 года назад
Lmaooo
@Legynus
@Legynus 3 года назад
When youre dead but forgot to delete browser history
@nessybite
@nessybite 3 года назад
I’ll be doing a bit more than flopping around
@Lolero
@Lolero 3 года назад
"It's so raw it looks like it's still alive"
@catboy9066
@catboy9066 3 года назад
Underrated
@catboy9066
@catboy9066 3 года назад
Jesus when i saw this it had 20 likes now it has 567
@Ganymede3310
@Ganymede3310 3 года назад
İts over cooked
@DanielMartinez-tn8vj
@DanielMartinez-tn8vj 3 года назад
Copied comment but I don’t give a shit because I wrote it first and I have more things to worry about than some shitty comment
@CCompanyBot
@CCompanyBot 3 года назад
It's so raw I can steal hear it splashing in the ocean
@studentsofdestruction6915
@studentsofdestruction6915 3 года назад
As weird as it looks, all it is is that tool hitting still functioning nerves
@zanag.9226
@zanag.9226 3 года назад
I was thinking the same, but it’s still weird considering there is no brain to process the nerve signals.
@missnanasupernova
@missnanasupernova 3 года назад
@@zanag.9226 something like muscle memory i think
@zanag.9226
@zanag.9226 3 года назад
@@missnanasupernova No, that’s not quite it. Besides, what we know as muscle memory (such as ability to ride a bike) is synapsed specifically in gray brain matter. But yeah, these are still functioning nerves - after checking what I remember from my studies, most likely a neuromuscular junctions.
@squishish
@squishish 3 года назад
Wouldn't it just be contracting the muscles...?
@dr.akshatgange5883
@dr.akshatgange5883 3 года назад
Spinal cord has neurons that provide movement signals to muscles when they are stimulated, the ice pick here being the stimulus.
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 года назад
"How to tell if fish is fresh" Google: "Look up the color of the meat. Bright pink is best..." Bing:
@famouski3157
@famouski3157 3 года назад
Butcher: How do you like your meats This guy:
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад
Guy: How are you not dead? Carp: I have no idea
@dastillanivanikov1678
@dastillanivanikov1678 3 года назад
Damn that's a good supreme ruler joke
@chukyuniqul
@chukyuniqul 3 года назад
I imagine this dialogue being shouted with desperate voices.
@shami3966
@shami3966 3 года назад
Long time no see Kim Nigga!
@jameswellington7433
@jameswellington7433 3 года назад
Sup Mr. Un
@lasky1526
@lasky1526 3 года назад
Guess u could say it's a Magik-karp Shout out to all my pokemon homies u get it
@joyce_rx
@joyce_rx 3 года назад
The reason why it's doing that is because when you stick a large object through the spine, the soul rises from the unfathomable depths to experience the final stretches of pain in this mortal realm.
@diegobrando2750
@diegobrando2750 3 года назад
Still sounds like more fun than my day to day life.
@aleenaprasannan2146
@aleenaprasannan2146 3 года назад
It's that how an epidural is given?
@plaguemarine7767
@plaguemarine7767 3 года назад
No it's not.
@mamacitakova9625
@mamacitakova9625 3 года назад
You had me at the first half ngl .
@simrat9250
@simrat9250 3 года назад
What if we do this to human, will he show reflex?
@jarioshi5461
@jarioshi5461 3 года назад
“It’s so raw it’s alive!” Has now been taken to a new level.
@gabriel-de8yv
@gabriel-de8yv 3 года назад
It's so alive it could be fixed by a skilled veterinarian.
@Jessicathebright
@Jessicathebright 3 года назад
I have an irrational fear that when you die you can still feel everything and this does nothing to quell it
@janedoll3237
@janedoll3237 3 года назад
Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s an irrational fear. Apparently, you don’t immediately lose all of your senses? We’ll find out one day for sure...
@peelslowly28
@peelslowly28 3 года назад
@@janedoll3237 unless of course you're eviscerated
@mattiekhler3396
@mattiekhler3396 3 года назад
The stick he’s got in there is into the spine. It’s essentially hitting nerves and stuff that cause the fish to move, it’s not actually doing this by itself. Hope this helps ease some of that fear 👍
@emmisaryofgilameir1946
@emmisaryofgilameir1946 3 года назад
Never heard of that one My fear is being buried alive
@viloxity8692
@viloxity8692 3 года назад
@@janedoll3237 he's saying when you die, like after death you can still feel shit... I've never heard of that before, plus it makes no sense, when ur dead ur dead.
@frorg9697
@frorg9697 3 года назад
fascinating, not only does it move but it can also scream despite its head being decapitated. nature truly is something
@The4j1123
@The4j1123 3 года назад
god if that was actually the fish screaming I'd flip.
@myssangela4872
@myssangela4872 3 года назад
leaving a comment hoping that first comment ↑ ↑ gets noticed and gets 63827463839 likes because it deserves it
@cherrypop58
@cherrypop58 3 года назад
💀💀💀
@catsoye
@catsoye 3 года назад
LOL
@ResearchForMyself
@ResearchForMyself 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_
@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ 3 года назад
Reading the title from a Pokémon fan stand point is quite the experience.
@killian4155
@killian4155 3 года назад
Why does a fish scream, when a man prepares a child for lunch that moves without a head? 😱😱😱
@spectrest3435
@spectrest3435 3 года назад
What the hell are you
@corretorquasebom1555
@corretorquasebom1555 3 года назад
@@spectrest3435 a youtube account
@afellowhuman8944
@afellowhuman8944 3 года назад
"Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch?! You're scaleless and headless!"
@deepeshkatiyar1
@deepeshkatiyar1 3 года назад
hahahahaha ..just a scratch
@enveloreal
@enveloreal 3 года назад
scaleless, had to try to figure out what a sca was lol
@sarahubbert3978
@sarahubbert3978 3 года назад
I appreciate you.
@shumpbarbarian
@shumpbarbarian 3 года назад
"I've had worse." "You're a looney."
@binnieminnie9803
@binnieminnie9803 3 года назад
Lmaoooo
@SFforlife
@SFforlife 3 года назад
“The things still fucking swimming, it’s so raw!” -Gordon Ramsey
@Samchoccymilk
@Samchoccymilk 3 года назад
best comment
@diffsnicker4664
@diffsnicker4664 3 года назад
didn't that actually happen on kitchen nightmares? like it came out of the oven and flopped around like this
@erenjaeger9902
@erenjaeger9902 3 года назад
YOU DONUT 🍩
@LaZuRj
@LaZuRj 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mikewazowski2338
@mikewazowski2338 3 года назад
“It’s medium rare sir”
@thespxce
@thespxce 3 года назад
im impressed how he still able to *scream*
@fritzgard5105
@fritzgard5105 3 года назад
Ramsay: ITS RAW chef: I’m sorry I couldn’t do anything it jumped out of my hands
@OdairASilva
@OdairASilva 3 года назад
The carp was like: *“YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, DIDN'T YOU?”*
@sheridanfalkenberry5611
@sheridanfalkenberry5611 3 года назад
KONA DIO DA
@davidliu2243
@davidliu2243 3 года назад
It technically is. Those are just involuntary, reflex actions.
@notjohncena6492
@notjohncena6492 3 года назад
I reject my humanity JoJo
@nilk5958
@nilk5958 3 года назад
@@davidliu2243 it was a joke
@aki0562
@aki0562 3 года назад
Acting
@c4rma776
@c4rma776 3 года назад
All jokes aside, that is how you know that you have a really fresh fish. It still has energy stored in its muscles, all it needs is a signal
@shadowayy2741
@shadowayy2741 3 года назад
@@petehdez2715 !
@BOWShortClips
@BOWShortClips 3 года назад
@@shadowayy2741 ,
@Vjokja_Yudkviqr_Llbjrankj
@Vjokja_Yudkviqr_Llbjrankj 3 года назад
@@BOWShortClips ?
@ryz_vik
@ryz_vik 3 года назад
Fresh fish tends to still have their nervous system active after death right?
@griffithwes0074
@griffithwes0074 3 года назад
!
@maduch1314
@maduch1314 2 года назад
Kitchen Nightmare chef: My fish is delicious and perfectly cooked. The fish:
@aboxthatdrools
@aboxthatdrools 3 года назад
"Why are you scared? Isn't this what you wanted? It's sushi."
@alexsmith6482
@alexsmith6482 3 года назад
When you accidentally read the Necronomicon instead of a recipe book. Edit: Woah, when did this blow up? Nice
@jakeballou5147
@jakeballou5147 3 года назад
Lmfao
@Godless..
@Godless.. 3 года назад
oh god XD
@micahflanders6789
@micahflanders6789 3 года назад
That’s some Frankenweenie type shiz...
@ElrondHubbard_1
@ElrondHubbard_1 3 года назад
Too funny
@micahflanders6789
@micahflanders6789 3 года назад
@Dexter clarence Fongkot because the marketing made it look boring
@Kizunoto
@Kizunoto 3 года назад
The guy: “Oh... I thought you died” Carp: “My death was... Greatly exaggerated”
@wowditto
@wowditto 3 года назад
That megamind reference, nice~
@Kizunoto
@Kizunoto 3 года назад
@@wowditto Ayyyy
@jimmywallcroft5416
@jimmywallcroft5416 3 года назад
You know there is magikarp and then metrocarp
@hazel_notfound9012
@hazel_notfound9012 3 года назад
Lol
@TransDrummer1312
@TransDrummer1312 3 года назад
“Should I go with the red wine or the white tonight” Fish: “go with the red”
@thomasmelcher753
@thomasmelcher753 3 года назад
Damn, hands so good he made a dead fish spasm… imagine what he’d do to a living woman
@Marcus-mb2sr
@Marcus-mb2sr 3 года назад
Everyone’s gangsta until it moves without the rod
@elizaalmabuena
@elizaalmabuena 3 года назад
it is, look close at the end, the flesh is twitching. Probably just fresh enough to have a strong reaction to sodium
@sarahross975
@sarahross975 3 года назад
@@elizaalmabuena it's not alive, its nerves
@kaleycooper9111
@kaleycooper9111 3 года назад
@@elizaalmabuena The description says it was dead for about an hour. Plus, how would it even still be alive after having its head cut off and being completely skinned? Nothing can survive that
@nero9891
@nero9891 3 года назад
@@kaleycooper9111 If I remember correctly, chickens can survive I little bit without the head.
@louismachin9681
@louismachin9681 3 года назад
@@nero9891 cockroaches too
@karlaroncebedo4933
@karlaroncebedo4933 3 года назад
Thanos: "You should've gone for the head" Carp: *"nah, it doesn't work"*
@pxiaxe
@pxiaxe 3 года назад
LMAO
@YouCefgames
@YouCefgames 3 года назад
That's a good one 😂
@moonray61
@moonray61 3 года назад
This is amazing
@jhuizhang
@jhuizhang 3 года назад
I got you to 1k😉
@supergamer6990
@supergamer6990 3 года назад
I clap my hands to you.
@danielallyway
@danielallyway 3 года назад
The only fish that wasn’t afraid to die..
@averagecatenjoyer8219
@averagecatenjoyer8219 3 года назад
Hello checkmark!
@orang9134
@orang9134 3 года назад
@@averagecatenjoyer8219 Dude has a name you know
@averagecatenjoyer8219
@averagecatenjoyer8219 3 года назад
@@orang9134 ooh wow omg I never noticed people with checkmarks next to their names have names! What a crazy realization!
@orang9134
@orang9134 3 года назад
@@averagecatenjoyer8219 Then why didn't you use his name?
@averagecatenjoyer8219
@averagecatenjoyer8219 3 года назад
@@orang9134 my replies keep getting removed. Extreme bruh moments
@chefmanitou7244
@chefmanitou7244 3 года назад
I've seen this in a japanese cuisine documentary, I don't remember the name of this but what I'd essentially going on is that the nerves are making the muscles spasm while being destroyed by the thin metal stick
@FishAesthetic
@FishAesthetic 3 года назад
I like to imagine it was the guy doing the cutting who screamed like that
@poop_schmoop
@poop_schmoop 3 года назад
FOSHO
@saddieahsan
@saddieahsan 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@carlosrivera2930
@carlosrivera2930 3 года назад
Lmao
@arminpetschelt8127
@arminpetschelt8127 3 года назад
It was the fish when it got skewered
@FirstWorldProblemz
@FirstWorldProblemz 3 года назад
Reminds of that scene with uncle George from scary movie
@garybuseyexperience4406
@garybuseyexperience4406 3 года назад
My legs when I don't get enough magnesium. The scream is accurate too
@aseptasya325
@aseptasya325 3 года назад
does magnesium make our feet not trembling?
@Nobynoby2763
@Nobynoby2763 3 года назад
My hands kept tightening into a claw when I had my blood pressure taken. Very slight cyanosis in my fingernails. My knees and ankles would lock up tightly one night, and my lips and teeth would tingle. ER doctor said its low calcium.
@MonsterJamWashington
@MonsterJamWashington 3 года назад
@@Nobynoby2763 okay this worries me. Cause I have all of of these but I just thought it’s just growing
@Nobynoby2763
@Nobynoby2763 3 года назад
Low vitamins isnt something to worry about! Easily fixed. Bread, milk, cheese, and leafy greens all have calcium, so if you haven’t had those in awhile, maybe have some? Whole grains have magnesium. A lot of breakfast bars have vitamins like niacin (b3) and riboflavin (b2) and some other ones. I’m worried about my health recently because I just got done having COVID is all.
@Nobynoby2763
@Nobynoby2763 3 года назад
Also if you’re younger than 30, your body produces vitamins on its own.
@zoeholmes2832
@zoeholmes2832 3 года назад
It's really awesome and interesting how well muscles preserve energy even after death.
@winter2123
@winter2123 3 года назад
was expecting it to start breakdancing
@Jaymach5
@Jaymach5 3 года назад
Gordon Ramsey: “The fish is so raw that it will swim in the water”
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 3 года назад
100 likes
@Hero.S
@Hero.S 3 года назад
This is a good one. It made me laugh
@seenasaju7390
@seenasaju7390 3 года назад
This is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@spenciehookie1049
@spenciehookie1049 3 года назад
Lol🤣
@dizzypear
@dizzypear 3 года назад
Chef, this is sushi
@SwissPainsh
@SwissPainsh 3 года назад
Disney princess: Drops tear on dead prince The prince:
@autumnconstance1995
@autumnconstance1995 3 года назад
Why does this not have more likes I am CACKLING Rapunzel: Flower gleam and glow Flynn: 👁👄👁
@honeycomb937
@honeycomb937 3 года назад
@@autumnconstance1995 "i lived bitch"
@miiq4749
@miiq4749 3 года назад
Lmaooo 😂
@angelbaby4782
@angelbaby4782 3 года назад
This is it, this is the one.
@angelbaby4782
@angelbaby4782 3 года назад
@@autumnconstance1995 💀💀💀
@DereC519
@DereC519 3 года назад
This will make a fine addition to my "RU-vid Algorithm Strikes again" playlist
@iyoushhh
@iyoushhh 3 года назад
No one: Absolutely no one: Dead carp: Hello from the other side...
@INRamos13
@INRamos13 3 года назад
Ramsay: "Is it fresh or frozen?" Me: "It just slapped the knife off my hand, Chef"
@YIDEOUS
@YIDEOUS 3 года назад
This comment is underrated as fuck chef
@chiefponcho
@chiefponcho 3 года назад
😭😭😭😭
@animehound603
@animehound603 3 года назад
Lol
@nightmaregamer5940
@nightmaregamer5940 3 года назад
LMFAO
@iidoughnutholes3087
@iidoughnutholes3087 3 года назад
@@YIDEOUS yes chef!
@enlightenedbanana
@enlightenedbanana 3 года назад
I feel bad for the people in the 15th century who randomly discovered this and got claimed for performing witch craft
@niko1even
@niko1even 3 года назад
lmao
@Le_Furret
@Le_Furret 3 года назад
NECROMANCERRR. BRING THE FORK
@mangokach.1630
@mangokach.1630 3 года назад
And then burned to ashes
@thestudentofficial5483
@thestudentofficial5483 3 года назад
Random butcher: ey why's the meat still moving? Passerby: W I T C H C R A F T
@isokrah
@isokrah 3 года назад
@@ilovethebeach1877 yes I saw it
@alm5851
@alm5851 2 года назад
This is a great representation of my current organization. Thank you
@mexicanwrampagest1401
@mexicanwrampagest1401 3 года назад
Chef: so did you kill the fish we caught to eat Me:yesn't
@yoursinisterdoge2785
@yoursinisterdoge2785 3 года назад
"People die if they are killed." "You think killing me is enough to make me die?
@--LOVE-YOU-kj4jz
@--LOVE-YOU-kj4jz 3 года назад
ar... are u a fish?
@muhammadmulkan8635
@muhammadmulkan8635 3 года назад
No he's a doge
@ilordepic
@ilordepic 3 года назад
Fate reference 😎🔥
@kikyoism
@kikyoism 3 года назад
"just because you are right doesnt mean you are correct"
@QyleGoneWild
@QyleGoneWild 3 года назад
Anos Voldigoad type beat
@fauwuzan3829
@fauwuzan3829 3 года назад
Even Gordon Ramsay was stunned by how fresh the carp is.
@aidancanoli
@aidancanoli 3 года назад
this is a video by him. the screaming child in the background is a young Tilly, who now needs therapy for life.
@akashk7219
@akashk7219 3 года назад
He'd be like," It's fuckin raw, you donkey😭".
@TheWelchProductions
@TheWelchProductions 3 года назад
IT’S FUCKING RAW!
@jogo798
@jogo798 3 года назад
"crap"
@Ronald-lb5fz
@Ronald-lb5fz 3 года назад
Xd
@PieFaceGuy9000
@PieFaceGuy9000 2 года назад
This takes “so fresh it’s jumping off the plate” to a whole new level.
@roddythealbinogoat3888
@roddythealbinogoat3888 2 года назад
don’t listen to the dumbasses Deamoninnit and slam slam or whatever tf they’re names are
@roddythealbinogoat3888
@roddythealbinogoat3888 2 года назад
@@robertpaulson8790 oof bro you never stfu do you?
@robertpaulson8790
@robertpaulson8790 2 года назад
Literally the meaning of the saying. Where's the "new level"? You speak of?
@roddythealbinogoat3888
@roddythealbinogoat3888 2 года назад
@@robertpaulson8790 mf it’s been a year already. enough is enough
@PieFaceGuy9000
@PieFaceGuy9000 2 года назад
@@robertpaulson8790 up your ass with all your other opinions.
@LiggyMustard
@LiggyMustard 3 года назад
New fear unlocked
@user-fi2vc7ei8v
@user-fi2vc7ei8v 3 года назад
For the people who don’t know what’s happening, the metal rod is messing up the nerves.
@gauravadhikari3707
@gauravadhikari3707 3 года назад
Okay Thanks for information mate I was thinking 🤔 how is that even possible Have a Beautiful Day my Friend ❤
@gforce07
@gforce07 3 года назад
THANK U!!!!! I was actually getting so freaking nervous and scared
@moe7157
@moe7157 3 года назад
Nah the fish is alive that’s all
@cedricart6833
@cedricart6833 3 года назад
could you do this if it was cooked?
@LordDef
@LordDef 3 года назад
@@cedricart6833 cooking it would kill the nerves, so it would stop.
@robertsludock
@robertsludock 3 года назад
He's sticking a rod into the spinal column which is triggering nerves, the fish is for sure dead, just reflexes here.
@sephirodv4427
@sephirodv4427 3 года назад
The fish head is cut off,so if its still alive then we have a serious problem
@zhongxina5016
@zhongxina5016 3 года назад
@Mudkip909 r/woosh
@lucabalsasalsa
@lucabalsasalsa 3 года назад
@@zhongxina5016 stuck up Reddit user 🤢🤢
@zhongxina5016
@zhongxina5016 3 года назад
@@lucabalsasalsa its okay, its hard to take offense from someone with an anime profile picture
@2fifty533
@2fifty533 3 года назад
@@zhongxina5016 "anime profile picure bad xD!!!!!! r/woosh!"
@Noorullah1
@Noorullah1 3 года назад
“ITS MOVING BECAUSE I GOT MY AXE IMBEDDED IN ITS NERVOUS SYTEM!”
@mayratavares8034
@mayratavares8034 3 года назад
Mom: relax your food is not going anywhere The food:
@notjohncena6492
@notjohncena6492 3 года назад
Everyone gangsta till the dead salmon is a stand user
@dylanwoods5944
@dylanwoods5944 3 года назад
Did John Cena.... Just make a Jojo reference???
@biggycheese6145
@biggycheese6145 3 года назад
@@dylanwoods5944 yes he fucking did
@dylanwoods5944
@dylanwoods5944 3 года назад
@@biggycheese6145 I had no idea he was a weeb.
@napiarcher523
@napiarcher523 3 года назад
@@dylanwoods5944 Jonathan John Cena
@crimsonredsky9552
@crimsonredsky9552 3 года назад
His stand is Notorious Chase since it only activates after death
@jellyicebeam4150
@jellyicebeam4150 3 года назад
For everyone who’s wondering. All fish have a hole near their central bone which houses its nerve. If you stick a metal rod in that hole, you can sever the nerve, which will make the fish twitch while it’s being severed. People do this to fish they have just killed to prevent any muscle spasms after death which may produce lactic acid and affect the taste of the meat.
@Akomi_Chan
@Akomi_Chan 3 года назад
wise man salute
@kristinacasandravallejo3825
@kristinacasandravallejo3825 3 года назад
I am too dirty minded to understand...
@PurpleIsGood_Dog
@PurpleIsGood_Dog 3 года назад
@@kristinacasandravallejo3825 well.. Meh to (i just got lil bit dirty minded u can find out why read meh name)
@OnlyStRikER
@OnlyStRikER 3 года назад
Thank you otherwise I would have always thought that... Leave it.. I'll offend fish lovers at this point.
@ready_get_set_go
@ready_get_set_go 3 года назад
@@kristinacasandravallejo3825 I just realized what you meant and I'm crying
@mrgameandwatch9025
@mrgameandwatch9025 Год назад
The fish is like: *i don’t give a crap if I’m dead, I’m still groovin.*
@ZSmith-yy4lv
@ZSmith-yy4lv 3 года назад
In the words of Dr. Frankenstein: “IT’S ALIVE!”
@DragonguyA
@DragonguyA 3 года назад
Also Dr. Frankenstein: Let's run away and leave the equivalent of a new born child alone to fend for its own. I'm sure that won't come back to haunt me!
@babygroot4899
@babygroot4899 3 года назад
“stop eating so fast your food ain’t going nowhere”
@evanxryangaming6167
@evanxryangaming6167 3 года назад
i choked on my boba reading that
@starrbitz1229
@starrbitz1229 3 года назад
i felt called out
@bp_cherryblossomtree723
@bp_cherryblossomtree723 3 года назад
your pfp reminds me of my friend who has the same pfp
@RinnTheFinn
@RinnTheFinn 3 года назад
Underrated
@thomasthomas3812
@thomasthomas3812 3 года назад
John Cena: Are you sure about that?
@ashlynnlylim
@ashlynnlylim 3 года назад
If i was the one doing this I would be scarred for fucking life.
@---Blue
@---Blue 3 года назад
Thankfully you're not a doctor or a surgeon then.
@ashlynnlylim
@ashlynnlylim 3 года назад
@@---Blue lol I actually really enjoy watching surgeries and am really fascinated with strange disorders and illnesses. I find it really interesting, but this video is just freaky. Idk, maybe it's cuz it's my first time seeing something like this.
@karamelkaos
@karamelkaos 3 года назад
It is incredibly unsettling seeing something that's supposed to be dead acting as though it's alive
@---Blue
@---Blue 3 года назад
funny since i find it weird that people find it unsettling or gross since i can only see this as a purely scientific exercise
@jakobwing9660
@jakobwing9660 3 года назад
@@ashlynnlylim dude bodies are just bunch of nerves muscles fat and stuff and if the muscle is still functional and filled with energy the nerves can move them even if it’s dead
@SK-wf9nb
@SK-wf9nb 2 года назад
I love how you didn't put terrifying music to make the video scarry or something like that
@kish45
@kish45 3 года назад
Victor Frankenstein: It’s alive! It’s alive! *It’s alive!”
@ksuhdilla
@ksuhdilla 3 года назад
this takes playing with your food to a whole another level
@smt4090
@smt4090 3 года назад
...mamma mia what have you thought of
@jokermutalib6900
@jokermutalib6900 3 года назад
yes
@user-ii9sf9ys4z
@user-ii9sf9ys4z 3 года назад
@@jokermutalib6900 "yes" mmmmm love that.!
@lirabarbajavier
@lirabarbajavier 3 года назад
Hahaha 😜😈
@ddp4252
@ddp4252 3 года назад
Play with your food? **THE FOOD PLAYS WITH YOU**
@yynwi
@yynwi 3 года назад
_That one anime protagonist that is about to die in battle but remembers the power of friendship and family:_
@thirdworldneet923
@thirdworldneet923 3 года назад
Otaku is cringe shit
@yynwi
@yynwi 3 года назад
@@thirdworldneet923 The fact you posted this comment makes you even cringier-
@andpeggyofficial
@andpeggyofficial 3 года назад
@@yynwi who cut you off
@yynwi
@yynwi 3 года назад
@@andpeggyofficial I'm not a native English speaker, could you explain that one sentence to me please? I'm sorry lol
@thirdworldneet923
@thirdworldneet923 3 года назад
@@yynwi cope
@kesseli_guy95
@kesseli_guy95 3 года назад
Gordon Ramsay: How fresh is it? Me:
@kurtcometa4818
@kurtcometa4818 3 года назад
When you lose to a pokemon battle using Magikarp but you trained your Magikarp to never give up
@seanbiller1975
@seanbiller1975 3 года назад
this looks like something tiktok chefs would call “medium rare”
@Corzappy
@Corzappy 3 года назад
I think anyone would call this raw as fuck.
@BadBoyz1231
@BadBoyz1231 3 года назад
@@Corzappy no shit Scherlock
@DanF5264
@DanF5264 3 года назад
The replies are rhyming. Wow, such luck!
@lonenodis4294
@lonenodis4294 3 года назад
fuck
@Overqualification
@Overqualification 3 года назад
@@lonenodis4294 yuck
@jcm_808
@jcm_808 3 года назад
Now I understand when Gordon Ramsey says “ITS FUCKEN RAW”
@harshpandey7127
@harshpandey7127 3 года назад
“ITS STILL MOVING YOU BLIND DONKEY”
@weirdkidtum8477
@weirdkidtum8477 3 года назад
"BRING YOUR SHIT SAUCE AT LEAST HE HAS A SWIM BEFORE DINNER! RAAAAAAAAAW!"
@NormanReaddis
@NormanReaddis 3 года назад
"YOU ARE AN IDIOT SANDWICH!!!"
@cloudymew
@cloudymew 3 года назад
"I'M NOT EATING SOME SHITTY ANIMAL ALIVE"
@DanielMartinez-tn8vj
@DanielMartinez-tn8vj 3 года назад
“ITS STILL MOVING THATS HOW FUCKING RAW IT IS”
@asaknight321
@asaknight321 3 года назад
Zombie carp: coming to a store near you
@sce2aux464
@sce2aux464 3 года назад
"Is that fish fresh? I demand that my fish be fresh!!"
@eizee727
@eizee727 3 года назад
When an anime MC says "I WON'T GIVE UP!"
@user-tw2cu2yi3c
@user-tw2cu2yi3c 3 года назад
for my nakama🤪🤪🤪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥
@lohitpoojary8238
@lohitpoojary8238 3 года назад
Maaaadaaadaaaa
@madarauchiha-fg2sh
@madarauchiha-fg2sh 3 года назад
Armin be like
@komxshade
@komxshade 3 года назад
Dattebayo
@jestherlobrigo8083
@jestherlobrigo8083 3 года назад
Underrated comment...
@MrC0MPUT3R
@MrC0MPUT3R 3 года назад
To quote a wise dwarf: "It's twitching because it's got my axe embedded in its nervous system!"
@Kiido11
@Kiido11 3 года назад
*sees OP has 84 likes* "That still only counts as one!"
@knowway6028
@knowway6028 3 года назад
Now I need to find some sort of mini axe so I can do that with a fish!
@elvearryn
@elvearryn 3 года назад
Tis a true comrade
@CIUDADONIRICA
@CIUDADONIRICA 3 года назад
What is this referencing?
@peanutchu
@peanutchu 3 года назад
@@CIUDADONIRICA lord of the rings
@hossienyasser6327
@hossienyasser6327 3 года назад
Me: nothing RU-vid : you wanna discover another form of horror?
@sailthemarigold_7864
@sailthemarigold_7864 3 года назад
I am so glad there's an explanation to this because I am now terrified of carp.
@Th0mas3000
@Th0mas3000 3 года назад
It’s dead and ready to cook. Carp: “I didn’t hear no bells”
@amit7257
@amit7257 3 года назад
😂 is that refrence from south park when randy faught bat dad??
@amit7257
@amit7257 3 года назад
@Viena Vient 😂 shiit so south park took it from rocky then!
@veyseltarhan8235
@veyseltarhan8235 3 года назад
@@amit7257 ha ha I thought same
@oikaylasbaco6371
@oikaylasbaco6371 3 года назад
Why after I read the comment, I play the bell sound in my head
@hmscience7944
@hmscience7944 3 года назад
AHAH
@Efsaaneh
@Efsaaneh 3 года назад
"Are zombies real?" Google: don't worry, they are entirely fictional Bing:
@criminal2421
@criminal2421 3 года назад
bing be on some weird shit fr
@barneyboyle6933
@barneyboyle6933 3 года назад
These jokes are so lame Someone: hurrrr Someone else: durrrrr Wow peak comedy
@Efsaaneh
@Efsaaneh 3 года назад
@@barneyboyle6933 yeah i bet you know a lot about bad jokes considering you are one
@Oliver17234
@Oliver17234 3 года назад
@@Efsaaneh wow you really hit him with the you are a joke
@Efsaaneh
@Efsaaneh 3 года назад
@@Oliver17234 hey you basically set yourself up for a million comebacks the second you engage in an argument
@1anonymous_moon
@1anonymous_moon 3 года назад
That looks so painful and scary af... I can't even joke about it
@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 3 года назад
you Vegan to? I know the feeling....
@1anonymous_moon
@1anonymous_moon 3 года назад
@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 No but I understand why you guys chose to
@saa5816
@saa5816 3 года назад
It's dead. How can it feel pain?
@1anonymous_moon
@1anonymous_moon 3 года назад
@@saa5816 I'm fully aware. Just looks painful to me.
@jackevans7665
@jackevans7665 3 года назад
@@1anonymous_moon you should see cuttlefish and viniger
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