Deadpool & Wolverine (Movie Review) 

The first two Deadpool movies felt more like serious attempts at a story at least, with SNL schtick and memes woven into it; Deadpool and Wolverine felt like it just went scene to scene of SNL skits, with a few serious moments inserted into it. It was okay but it was just... too much memes. And I know even the movie itself was ripping on the whole "multiverse" shyte, but I absolutely can't stand this Loki "multiverse" crap, there's all these versions of characters that this isn't even the real Wolverine, so there's just no stakes at all. There's all these versions of different characters thrown in as cameos, but if they live or die, nothing really feels like it matters. Even the end it didn't even really matter if they died in that reactor or not, just my take after just watching it with my wife a bit ago. I'd give the first Deadpool movie a 9/10, second one 8/10, this one I'd give a 5/10 it was pretty overbloated with gags and no plot and entirely forgettable after all done. Spoiler: I just remember that entire scene of them fighting and killing all the deadpools.. seemed random as hell but it was cool seeing, but just to have them all come back together, then his friend ad hoc comes out of nowhere and shows up and they carry him away 'cause he's "apparently a hero in all universes"... um.. ok? So the entire battle was pointless basically, and that sums up so much of the story, just 30 min scene after 30 min scene where stuff happens, but no real point, something about saving their timeline but doesn't even matter, even this "Professor X evil twin" chick who's randomly bald too (that's weird)... whether she died or not literally didn't matter, she has some God power never truly explained but you don't even care when she'd dead.

I just came here to say, why the fuck would I watch a review that's longer than half of the goddamn movie itself?! Less is more, fellas.