Delivering a USB - Overpackaged 

I was wondering why he didn't need an address sticker, or a receipt...

😂😂😂😂

@Jaxen Thaddeus shush. I bet in the next 5 minutes another of your bots will say "I USE IT TOO"

@@visibletonone.superiortoal2033 aaaand the prophecy comes true haha

@Canaan Ryker "One easy method to using Flixzone, Netflax hate them"

This is because Byron actually works at Playtech & no one has told him the others are just actors.

its brian

@@DamienRamirez Came to say that same thing!

@@DamienRamirez Despite the fun, he IS a pretty busy actor. The guys said it last night in the livestream for Baelins Route that they wished to include him more, but that he's often not available.

@@captaindonut9243 no don't pretend you know its obviously brianna

That reminds me of my country, here that is a sport 😂

Came here to say exactly that. Hes great at doing something very precise while also bringing certain emoitions just barely beneath the surface.

how do you find a job like that bro, i don't see them poping upon linkedin

first time i read this i read it as "stripper", i was not even mad, that would be amazing

@@alexandrul.9910 it's nobody's business but mine how I got the job.

@@toomuchtimeonourhands2891 i am pretty sure the person is just asking because they are interested in your kind of jobs

@@yoongit3080 That was humor buddy

He also went from no one knowing who he was to people just throwing work way

The next Ark will be where he loses it and goes ballistic on the world, then after that, the redemption ark.

@@PatrickC139 I think you mean the next arc is where he goes postal. Right?

Got more of an arc than any character in the new star wars movies. lol.

Innocent? I thought he started off trying to steal a gaming Mac from the store.

You aren't kidding. Man, just shut up and get out of his way.

Should have ended that sentence at folded in half and stuffed. 😂

Box!

Hey it's capp00. Ive watched lots of your 7 days to die content.

@@PatrickC139 Hey Patrick, thank you very much!

*arrive (because of "did") *What

Literally 50%+ of eBay international delivery -__-

bubble rap and air pillows$0.30 cents box $1.50 Shipping a $15 USB stick By Post at the Cubic Rate $34.50 😂

Nice

Literally... i have had refund checks sent to me that are worth less them the paper they were printed on. Wtf. Just use it for credit! Stop wasting shit!

Remember when USBs where so expenise the stores kept then all locked up?

Just my experience with Amazon, when I usually think they might as well tape it to a rock and throw it through my window.

It really triggered me initially that he didnt put it face down with the airpack on top

I frequently get things from Amazon in a box that's WAY too big, with a couple of those air-filled balloon things in it protecting nothing at all. 😆

Luckily in India, Amazon packs stuff nicely with minimum plastics bubble wraps.

Shipping a USB stick as an employee of big facility: big box,fill packing peanut, tapes, air pillow film. Shipping a USB stick as a self-employee eCommerce store owner: just a bubble-lined poly-bag.

the skit's based in NZ, they don't have 'federal work standards'. One day Americans will start to learn the rest of the world is different to their bubble :P

@@Hirotoro4692 I'm not an American. One day wherever you are, people will learn many countries have federal government.

​@@Hirotoro4692 oh how clever, to auto assign hatred to America because you can't get your nose out their arse! Very original.

@@Hirotoro4692 yeah we get it you're from a made up country that doesn't matter

@@lacudafrost I know at least 3 (Russia, Swizerland, Germany)

A twist, or simply the logical progression of these sketches?

Probably, yeah

Seems pretty likely.

Meanwhile, Rowan in the vid: "Just chuck it in a bag"

This, I want them to start next clip with someone mentioning it to Rowan and he just anwsers "Yeah, I ordered him to do it like that, it is cooler if the costumer gets a bigger box with a box in a box. Anyway have you..." And then it just continues to that videos current bit :P

Spot on too. I felt the tension just watching it at home.

It's not passive-aggressive when he directly contradicts the request ("just chuck it in an envelope") though? Fairly active aggression there.

@@feha92 bruh.

This man later died, murder, Bryon being the only suspect.

This I now a cold case with no evidence

@@barrettross3772 *Byron

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear shade

They might be slick, but as a 15+ years working on packaging and in warehouse, I can tell he doesn't actually know jack shit about actually packing stuff for real. I'm not referring to the joke or anything, I'm referring how he's using the tape machine. I'd have bunch of other things to criticize, but how he handled the tape machine screamed to me: "Wtf am I supposed to be doing? I'm just an actor".

Yeah um, I am pretty sure the video was not meant to be taken seriously.... just saying.

Byron's packaging skills on the video may (or may not) be shyte on purpose. Anyway I think it fits his character that even simple boxing of stuff is not really his forte. Byron's a man of strong mediocrity.

​@@AxxLAfriku I gave it a shot , and am immediately regretting it. I'm feeling 2nd-hand embarrassment already. Your content is incredibly cringe and not funny enough to be allowed pretentiousness. You literally remind me of that "friend" that lacks self-awareness and thinks he can just start streaming or making youtube videos successfully without any king of prior training or pre-existing charisma. Also just plain dumb. No one is interested in what you have to say under that mask.

-within a box. (it was 3 boxes)

Reminds me of how I wrap my nephews gifts! Game for PS2 in a gift box, wrapped, in a shoe box, wrapped, in a slightly bigger box, wrapped. Covered in shredded paper in a bigger box, wrapped! 😁 So much fun! He so did not expect the next gift to be a PS4 that year. I wrapped all the gifts he got that year... I had so much fun! Of course, he also had PS4 games, but they were hidden. Lol

I did the same thing as a kid to my mother whose birthday is on April fool's Day. Earrings all the way up to a refrigerator sized box. With a note in the earring box to look in the bottom corner of the very first box.

then you realize that freight carriers not only charge by weight but also by the volume of the package, which explains why sometimes you buy a small $10 item that comes in a massive box that costs you $30 shipping...

@@anonydun82fgoog35 I will get a box a week later on amazon if it gets me free shipping and I dont have prime (used to have it year long but I only tend to buy a lot of things a few times a year). I hate having a broken electronic (with its original warranty intact) and still have to pay $30 shipping only to get my stuff back a month later at best

Yes, someone noticed. It takes me half an hour to try do that

Work in a warehouse for a week and you'll have it down.

@@genghiskhan7662 FAKSSSSS. I couldn't figure that to save my life, now it like nothing. Long flap, short flap, long flap, short flap, tuck.

it's not that hard lol

He's gonna go postal.

Unlike Alan, who already went psychotic already?

Yup

and then SUPER PSYCHOTIC!

@@nujevad28 Yeah but this feels like it is going to explode more than Alan..

How big was the actual light?

@@fastertrackcreative I'd guess maybe 10-20cm

Lmao

@@wurmturm not even that, it was about 5cm wide

So I’m guessing you ordered it from Playtech yeah 😂

That or he's worked retail.

Especially shows when he dropped his hat

he practically in every sketch, dont you saw him?

@@pugofwarbr no he is really not

@@thedodsonful He's referring to that one video. I think its the Byron's birthday one

Nice

Noice

Lol

Nice

eciN

As you may be aware it literally does come from this type of scenario..

Totally what I thought. I mean just throw it into a post bag, right?

Same

"Oh, so like there is proof for motive in the sticks" Other guy: oh, no. Like, literally because the order was updated to 2 usb sticks. "Well shit."

"I guess you could say that this murderer didn't appreciate his... Two thumbs up." YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

I was thinking of another thing, but yours is more appropriate and preferred. Don't need 6 o clock news.

"I understood that reference!"

Glad im not the only one who thinks that

yeah, the least they could do is give him an egg roll!

Why does laser eye sound like an STD

I was thinking of that scene right from the start of this video. "Cover it with chocolate buttons???"

@@snuke37 but you said you wanted it gift wrapped

Such a classic scene!

I'm missing something.

@@pkmntrainermark8881 it's just a reference to another movie, with a overly complex packaging scene. "Love actually"

Where?

@@gauthamkrishna1290 1:20

if you dont spin it what are you even doing with your life

@@knight838_ Truer words have yet to be spoken!

I mean in about 10 years, probably. lol.

RIGHT! Ordered up a new (fairly specialized) router. It came in a padded envelope...

@@----Jay---- not if I beat you to it XD

Now I just picture someone using a letter opener and getting blasted by computer gear pouring from the envelope

Really not that hard to do if you hammer it well enough.

Shrodinger's War Crime

Getting back at Allan for hitting him with a golf club

i feel like this is a war crime

... Until Rowan showed up with the second USB news. War crimes will be commited. :F

May not? That's a lie and you know it

Yep, I have a room overflowing with their boxes now. Need to get them to the recycling centre. I swear they use the biggest boxes possible as a joke.

Nonononono. No. This is literally how i EXPECTED Amazon to pack my action figure, but instead they let Alan to pack it in a simple soft amazon "bag"(?) with no protection, so it arrived damaged AF (manufacturer's box, not figure luckily) 😭

I bought something once the size of a light bulb box. The box it came in you could've got a ps5 in there 🤣

Yep. Once got a micro SD card from them. Came in a box about 50x30x25 cm.

@@cptnemouk01 what's this PS5 you speak of? I have heard some stories, vague rumours, but yet to see in the wild.

Heeey, don't steal my name! It's outrageous! 🙄

Man so sad he stole your name without him knowing it

@@salvatore2119 yeah. But i'm the small 'm w' and he is the big dude 😀

Well, that does tempt me more to buy an Apple product. Less junk.

@@penguinval7 think his joke has gone over your head there, pal

@@brianbru maybe you can explain me then

@@penguinval7 the apple product is the junk

@@penguinval7 he's tempted to buy the Apple product because they have removed the Apple product. "Less junk" lol

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WILL RODNEY RECRUIT HIM AS HIS 2ND APPRENTICE?!

The platinum shirt?

So this is the start of the delivery manager 😱

Aye mate, watching a video on youtube usually doesn't do that. You might wanna go a see a doctor, get that checked out y'know?

Plot twist: it was still only 1, Rowan just wanted to screw with Alan and Byron at the same time

Don't forget the free laptop.

@@johngreenbeck829 lol

@@sparky4878 And the sample headphones!

Could also be because he got a second of sunlight. *looks at own red hair in mirror. *sighs.

Moredhel83, I mostly feel your pain. I mean, only my beard is red but I burn in the sun just as easy as any red head. To quote Butthead 'the sun sucks'

Mmmmmmmmhm

Really? 🤨

As a warehouse and logisticsworker I can totaly agree with it.

@@mrclueuin There might be a little bit of embellishment, but not by much. It's been years since I've worked in a warehouse, but I remember it being important as to what/how you're packing. Even shipping something that seems simple may require this... Now that I think about it, this is pretty accurate... I remember working pallets on occasion that would only be something small like this.

According packaging sop, he should put upper layer bubble paper,too.

Since he is a gem, seeing more of him would defeat the purpose. Gems are treasured because they are rare.

It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT I tell you, genius I say!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahaha

🤣🤣🤣🤣

So much? More like ANY blood. 🤣

Brilliant.

Wait, don't they own Playtech? I really don't know but I assumed it was their store

@@WMithrandirXbox i think there close friends to the owner

Playtech: Really all of them? VLDL: Do I need to repeat myself? Playtech: Are you sending out USB sticks or something?

@@WMithrandirXbox Nah, none of them even work there. They're friendly with the owners though, from what I understand.

@@Chaznar27 ... ... ... Playtech is real!? :O

Maybe they're building up to it!

I mean didn't he though?

Why do you think they have extra extra large boxes? It ain't to fit lamps.

@@smokeemifyougotem9662 I reckon so 🤣

probably "two, as in how many pieces I'm going to leave you in when i leave here" lmao

But he probably ended up just saying "Box"

So I am not the only one that noticed ahahahah

well, he is the real manager of playtech after all

Byron has had no training AT ALL. Poor devil doesn't even know how to use a tape gun (he bites the tape to cut it). Left me LOL for all the wrong wayz he did his job. This show iz awesome.

@@jurgmanx4644 Right? I'm a delivery driver, and some of the boxes I get I swear are exactly this. I've gotten the whole gamut from "one single piece of tape for a 50lb box, that obvious ripped open" to "this box is the size of a trash can, but it has a listed weight of 1lb or under, WTF".

It's how you gotta package for UPS... there's a reason why their name can be pronounced as "oops." Oops, tossed it over the fence into your pool! Oops, tossed it out of my truck onto your doorstep(or close to it)! Oops, some guy set a 50lb box of lead bricks on top of the unboxed box marked "Alienware," with 5 "FRAGILE" labels on it, and then they set this half broken Alienware box on your doorstep without even ringing the doorbell, pretty much just begging for it to get porch pirated... Then again, FedEx and Amazon do the same stuff. Doesn't matter if the box is getting delivered across the street, you have to package it like it will be going through a warzone. Protip for what to use to package things for shipping: plastic shopping bags. Just fill that box to the brim with them, bury whatever you are shipping in them. At least in the US, you end up with hundreds of them sitting around, and you just throw them out, since it's pretty much impossible to recycle thin plastic like that, at least in the US, so might as well shovel all those bags off to someone else, and who knows, maybe they will reuse them! And yes, you heard me, they almost never get recycled unless you take it to a store expressly advertising that they recycle bags. Even then, they might just throw them out afterwards. It's hilarious how companies somehow convinced everyone that pollution is the consumer's fault, because they just aren't recycling things. Well, in most areas, the recycling infrastructure is abysmal, some places can't even recycle plastic of any kind, most places can't recycle most plastics, and even a lot of paper or glass products aren't reusable. 75% of the stuff you put in your recycling bin probably ends up in the trash because the recycling plant can't recycle it. Oh, and that recycle sign, this thing: "♻️", can be put on anything, no matter if it's actually recyclable or not. It's not a legal symbol, it's a marketing symbol. If it has a number with it, that's different, but a recycling symbol alone means nothing in the US. And if it has a recycling symbol with a number, chances are your local recycling service (if you even have one) isn't able to recycle it. But yes, pollution is because you didn't put your non-recyclable plastic in the recycling bin, shame on you!

@@MatthewSmith-sz1yq That Alienware example was oddly specific.

Byron finally delivering Hamish's computer, but it's the wrong one!

@@Zakethehero and then he calls Playtech while Byron still stands there and says on loudspeaker; "wow. We gave that Pc out for delivery weeks ago. Unbelievable unbelievable. (Etc)" maybe then cut to him playing videogames with a headset or just sunbathing on the roof. Being a Rowan. Loving those guys to bits

@@boooster101 and then Rowan tells him he's going to have a talk with distribution, and then Byron's cell phone rings.

Byron delivered all Hamish's stuff to wrong address due to typo. It's actually being delivered to David's address (Adam's best friend).

THIS

Obviously? He never did put packaging over the product, so it is pushing against the top of the first box, which pushes against (well, too much room for that, so even worse, when its placed wrong-side-up it will slam-dunk into) the top of second box, and so on.

@@feha92 Also the flappy folds are a no-no. Gotta tape up every box.

username checks out

Probably doing it on purpose

i can agree to that being a packer myself as well lol

"Box-Man" Disaster Level: Tiger A delivery guy who became so fed up with last-minute orders and the postal office closing up in front of him his body combined with his packaging tools, can trap people in boxes that only he can open, if being opened by any other person another smaller box will take its place

@@axlmedeiros3432 Thats some serious SCP creepypasta material. And yes, i have read worse.

Oooooooh the Box Ghost!

''I WILL have my corrugated cardboard vengeance!!!''

Who boxes the Box man

We did it with a forklifter.... put some rounds of stretchfoil around it until it was totaly wraped and nobody could enter :) took some few roles. An other day we graped a collegue and wraped him in stretchfoil, so we thought he couldn´t get out, but he could reach his workingknife and cuts himself out ;) Ahhh these "good old times". I feel like grandpa is telling storys from the war xD

@changethewords2 Xero?

@changethewords2 Xero?

@changethewords2 Xero?

@changethewords2 Xero?

@changethewords2 Xero?

Agreed. When I saw his cap come off with the bubblewrap I thought it was unintentional, but the way he snapped it back on and did the brim slide was so natural.

Then again, he won't make it to the post shop in time...so it's the dump again 😅

exactly

How is still not fired

He didn't ask where the customer lives, so where do you think he will "deliver" the box?

@@GuitarsRockForever it's written on the box

time stamp?

Ikr

@@FiftyJuan 2:18

@@FiftyJuan 1:55

thats not a twist though thats just what rowan does everyday lmao

@@Colt3d Such a Rowan move. Lol

a single micro SD card

Hdmi cord