bits of rock or _shell_ were used in Ancient Rome to...wipe... future technology...idk, maybe it ablates the... _solids_ & does a deep cleanse/clean/sanitization/sterilization of them after...
Actually it was explained behind the scenes, you clasp two together like clamps to pry open you're cheeks and scoop with the 3rd one. Try not to think about all the poopy hemorrhoided bungholes that used it before you.
Out of toilet paper, get some parking and speeding tickets. I love how he just took advantage of it. He got some TP and he gave that machine a piece of his mind. Only cost is 7 credits.
@@siegfriednightmare7909After getting banned from video games for saying the gamer word, I'd say it did. In fact, just about everything in this movie ages beautifully. Not everything has to revolve around the China flu.
According to Stallone, he said "it was explained to me by the writer is you hold the 2 seashells together like chopsticks, pull gently, and scrape what's left with the third."
***** That's was very funny. Bullock pretty much has a great sense of humor and says that in a humorous way or they can be used as musical instruments. But what I'm talking about is that Stallone said that the three seashells are an alternative to toilet paper that is used to remove feces from the anus. However, it is funny to hear from Bullock that they can play music. :D LOL!
@@doctorfeinstone6524 remember, they're in the future. with future technology, high powered laser ablation, extreme sanitization/sterilization, etc etc, something we can't necessarily imagine currently. (also it's fiction, so via movie magic/logic it doesn't even have to make real life sense :D )
Many countries are already that way, you can be thrown in prison if you “mid gender” a girl who oddly enough has her penis still and also XY chromosomes.
Never a day in which I don't end up laughing so hard with this scene!!!!! No Toilet Paper easy: Curse alot get fined and use the tickets to go to the bathroom!!!!! LOL IMAO ROFL XD hahaha!!!!!!
Sylvester Stallone's character was frozen for what, decades, and they're mocking him for not knowing how to use futuristic tech. Still stupid in the future.
@@saeedajaib doesn't work that way lol. They didn't say anything about Covid-19 nor pandemic nor lockdown or even what year it suppose to happen and how long it lasted lol.
Ahead of its time. Here is the funny thing in Brazil they do not use toilet paper because they consider it less hygienic. They have being doing this for years, I only learned about it during pandemic when everybody was buying toilet paper. Instead they use water (every public toilet has a little sink next to the toilet) or a bidet which is more hygienic. Think about if a bird was to shit on your face would you use toilet paper or would use water. Toilet paper only spreads it around and least with water you do not get skid marks. I have now changed to water and I feel cleaner.
@poslednisoud As controls for bidet functions? Sliding the 1st one forward turns it on (backwards=off) while twisting it clockwise/counterclockwise adjusts water pressure. The 2nd seashell moves the nozzle forward & back by moving it in corresponding directions. Twisting the 2nd seashell clockwise/counterclockwise spreads the arc of the water spray wide & narrow, like shower heads & garden hoses. The 3rd seashell is the drying button. You can extrapolate the directions' functions from here.
I heard from Stallone and the writer is that how to use 3 seashells by holding 2 seashells together like chopsticks, pull the waste gently, and scrape what's left with the third.
Well here it is March 2020, and we are in the midsts of an actual toilet paper shortage, because of corona virus, and we still don’t know how those dam seashell things worked.
Somebody posted that the 3 seashells were actually buttons you push to spray water, dry, and probably flush the excrement down the toilet. Kind of like a bidet over in Europe.
Toilet paper seems archaic and all it does is spread faeces around. Brazil use water or a bidet and I only learned about this during the pandemic where everyone was buying toilet paper, it never affected the Brazilian because they use water which is more cleaner and hygienic. I have now chased to that.
They have a far better solution in current times than the seashells - a handheld bidet which sprays a stream of water. It leaves you bum super clean! 😎
When they showed this movie on tv, the corporate owners bleeped out the cuss words. Because in a scene making fun of corporate censorship, the best thing to do is-perform corporate censorship. It’s like they decided to show the movie without watching it, and rather than pull the movie when they saw what was up, they just bleeped out the cuss words by algorithm. Who was it said, “Some things cannot be run by steam”?
And before I get complaints about “muh religion,” let me point out that the voice is that of the CEO of the Cocteau Foundation, a corporate or at least NGO partner with the city government of San Angeles.
There's a joke going around the net that explians how the three seashells work. 1. Water spray (like a bidet) 2. Air dryer. 3. For ladies only. Trust me boys, you don't want to know what the third seashell does.
Was reading an Article on CNN and they have came up with a Calculator to figure out ot Tell you how much toilet paper the average person should use??? Then this popped in my mind about this scene and I looked it up. Me Problem solved, I bought a bucket and will use rags as last resort.
