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@VETTvchannel 2 года назад

CGI cig explanation: where we filmed was very dry so using lit items for filming came with hefty fines. Even the smokers off duty had to go off set to a spot with a bunch of extinguishers

@thebolivianguy64 2 года назад

I didnt notice!

@sthetics4591 2 года назад

I noticed it was looking kinda weird, wouldn’t there be any other way around besides CGI?

@fryingraijin 2 года назад

Then don‘t use the cigarettes. The effects are really bad. Also, you had guns (propps) that also ignite for smoke FX. If something looks bad, rather not put it in. You even knew it was bad, so you preemptively made this comment. Not judging, just commenting.

@dorso3680 2 года назад

I came to the comments only to criticize this, but now I get it lol

@FarseekerGaming 2 года назад

Thanks cause I was thrown off by something but could t figure out what it was till I saw your comment.

@o0lunchboxxx0o91 2 года назад

When Meg griffin joins the marines

@biggiethorpe6900 2 года назад

🤣

@bill-rj1qw 2 года назад

😭😭😭😭

@tristenmoon8311 2 года назад

Underrated comment.

@Supp_Blue 2 года назад

blue

@erikjimenez5851 2 года назад

Megaton 😀

@lightdarkskin358 11 месяцев назад

In the streets she's a 4 on deployment she's a 10

@michael2134c 10 месяцев назад

Glad i hsd no women are our ship. Just deployed to a country were hookers were legal

@josephmartin1280 10 месяцев назад

Nah she’s stil a 4…. But sometimes ya say…”well at least it wasn’t My hand! Tonigh” 🤮🤢🤕

@FiveMCity 10 месяцев назад

I’d say a hard 3.. idk where 4 is coming from..

@Pacbandit13 10 месяцев назад

@@FiveMCityeven numbers only

@nahrafe 10 месяцев назад

If only she would lost weight just a little bit

@Theyoutubecongressman 3 месяца назад

One of our NCOs I deployed with was just hideous. On our trip back home from our deployment to Afghanistan, we were all on the plane. One of my junior troops was sitting in front of her on the plane. As soon as we took off, he turned around to her and asked, “so, how does it feel to be ugly again?” I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in my life. I had to go in front of the commander and answer for my troop. It was worth it.

@mynameignacio 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@speedtiger7596 2 месяца назад

I'm dumb what's a NCO😭

@epicnoodles7022 2 месяца назад

@@speedtiger7596 Non Commissioned Officer

@BigRed2 2 месяца назад

Things that didn’t happen

@MonumentToSin 2 месяца назад

Fuckin SAVAGE

@TanyaMayCinder 7 месяцев назад

I would just stare at my rifle, the only companion i need are the voices inside my head

@SwagelokTaj 5 месяцев назад

Especially the one that says "don't do it, man. DON'T DO IT!"

@cancelculturecansuckmydick4923 3 месяца назад

So edgy LOL anyway funny comment 😂

@echoarts3366 3 месяца назад

@@SwagelokTajdon't tell him be he's secretly my favorite

@drekwilliamton5830 2 месяца назад

You're so cool man wow

@antijackcoalition5154 2 месяца назад

Most sane vet

@NJP695 Год назад

This is how a whole platoon ends up with the same STD

@TFP360 Год назад

My enlisted friends always appreciated condoms

@Papa_Straight Год назад

bro doesn't understand condoms

@Perry.... Год назад

@@Papa_Straight Neither does the asshat who thinks condoms are invincible.

@stefanstoyanov7460 Год назад

Keeping it in the family.

@daleford8621 Год назад

Band of Eskimo Brothers

@CHAOS_6E 2 года назад

Thank you for your cervix

@SMM_NAA 2 года назад

Water came out my fucking nose 🤣

@helloimryan123 2 года назад

LMAO BROOOOO

@JoseTorres-ry9qe 2 года назад

Legendary comment

@justinwatson6932 2 года назад

Oooffft giggity

@jimbob1427 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Darkness4175 5 месяцев назад

Every deployment has them. The women that are a stateside 4, a deployment 10, and a New Jersey 15.

@Ezekiel-rv3pe 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂 a jersey 15 I'm done 😂😂😂!!

@SteveCogno Месяц назад

what's a New Jersey 15 I don't get it

@farhandoniepratama5813 Месяц назад

@@SteveCogno The joke implies that the women of New Jersey are so hideous that this barracks bunny is considered very attractive there.

@CaptainKneegrowMan Месяц назад

This is the funniest sht ive read all day🤣

@Darkness4175 Месяц назад

@@CaptainKneegrowMan your name is the funniest shyt I've read today!10 points to Gryffindor for that one🤣🤣

@zachz699 8 месяцев назад

"Marines mock weakness" LOL is the best part of this video

@caspertoogreedyrxbeats-ko8rj 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂

@aaronnoyb 11 месяцев назад

Rumor has it, she joined a police department after she left, kept up the same routine though.

@mattbranscombe4352 10 месяцев назад

LEGENDARY REFERENCE

@treeblinn 10 месяцев назад

Jesus fuck, somebody get this man a Nobel Peace prize for ending police brutality cause he just body bagged all of em in one go.

@olliewakefield226 10 месяцев назад

What's that woman police officers name

@JoshBabin 10 месяцев назад

Fuckin deep cut there. Love it!

@YourMothersMan 10 месяцев назад

@@olliewakefield226Just google it, it should come right up 😂😂. She was gettin passed around the station HEAVILY

@mongoose621 Год назад

We had 2 female medics attached to us. One looked like shrek. The pair of them dropped more boxers than Tyson.

@prestondunn1991 Год назад

Dropped more boxers than Tyson 😂 holy fuck that’s good

@maximilianrobot Год назад

Bruh “dropped more boxers than Tyson” holy fuckin shit 😂💀💀💀

@chancecadle8889 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dropped more boxers than Tyson I can't breathe

@mongoose621 Год назад

🤙🇬🇧

@MRTOSHI1173 Год назад

😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

@cplbird8179 5 месяцев назад

Not my proudest moment but during an Iraq deployment in 2004 my "birthday present" was interrupted by a mortar attack. Good thing was I didnt have to tell her to get down. Just put our protective gear on and reported in upon completion. Good times Oorah!

@RIPmichealjackson10 2 месяца назад

Sure buddy lmao

@KangwithoutaKangdom 2 месяца назад

@@RIPmichealjackson10😂

@Blackstar-yd3yf 2 месяца назад

Here you got your helmet on don't stop sucking 😂

@IgnoredDerpderp 27 дней назад

Today on things that never happened.

@Chase_Sparrow3337 21 день назад

Y'all realize this is almost 100% something that happened? It's the Military.

@joechevy2035 5 месяцев назад

I've seen a chick like this stack railroad ties by herself during a detail in the Gulf War. The other guys were stacking them as teams of two and she still stacked these things faster than them! Had a thick southern accent, missing some teeth, 6.2 feet (I'm 6.0), bengal tigers for arms, legs that could crush cannonballs with her thighs, and no Adams Apple (trust me, I checked!) I thought I was in luuuuuv! Too shy to talk to her at the time. Never saw her again...

@jaytimothy3645 27 дней назад

Also thank you for your service sir

@user-gt5me3nf6b 21 день назад

BOOMER

@biggiouschinnus7489 14 дней назад

"Thick southern accent, 6ft 2, Bengal tigers for arms, legs that could crush cannonballs with her thighs" Dude, why the hell didn't you make that move!?

@TheBearInTheChair 2 года назад

"Even a weed in the desert is still a flower" ~an Arab proverb

@zaynzain8442 2 года назад

That’s a quote from the Zohan, not an Arab proverb. Lmao

@gordianknot6867 2 года назад

@@zaynzain8442 hahaha he just thought “close enough” lmao

@TheBearInTheChair 2 года назад

@@gordianknot6867, lol, I couldn't even remember where this line was from, been awhile since I've watched that move.

@TheBearInTheChair 2 года назад

@@zaynzain8442, even if I had remembered what movie it was from, I would of still credited it as an Arab proverb. Lol, peace. 🤙

@gordianknot6867 2 года назад

@@TheBearInTheChair let’s get some mutakkan!!

@thomashelfrich7793 2 года назад

Facts I was there for 12 months straight and the fugliest chick there started looking like Megan fox

@blacksann01 2 года назад

I think anyone who's been deployed knows the truth Was there for 11 months and I was bumping fuglies with "Megan Fox" too

@karabodibakoane3202 2 года назад

You don't say, huh? 🤣

@i.l6916 2 года назад

@@blacksann01 some things you shouldn’t tell the internet…😂

@mhthekilla 2 года назад

@@i.l6916 confidence is key lool

@rolando2395 2 года назад

Been there "done that"

@AlphaMexiko Месяц назад

There's her & then there's the middle aged, battle hardened high ranking woman who will set you straight

@JumpingRock-oo7br 13 дней назад

Go on explain

@user-bs2gz6tb1s День назад

That will keep you in line

@ElwoodBluesAK 10 дней назад

A 4 who is self-aware is better than a 7 who thinks shes a 10.

@suburbansadboy9668 2 года назад

“you’re not my type” they literally are all the same type.😭😂

@i.l6916 2 года назад

I can’t imagine getting coerced (persuaded) into intercourse and then told I’m not her type… what kinda shit is that…

@complete_newb1718 2 года назад

@@i.l6916 coerced? I saw no use of force or threats? Or do you not know the meaning.

@ayala314 2 года назад

she meant he's ugly

@i.l6916 2 года назад

@@complete_newb1718 Thanks champ, don’t know what I’d do without you🤝

@complete_newb1718 2 года назад

@@i.l6916 might wanna full on take out coerced... any amount of flirting is an atempt of pursuasion so still a weird comment.

@jdkillzone 9 месяцев назад

Returning from a long deployment we noticed several female service members looked upset to be returning home and we couldn't understand why. Suddenly one of the guys in the group chimes in, "Whelp, looks like the ball is over and Cinderella is turning back into a pumpkin."

@oxymoron582 9 месяцев назад

It was the chariot which turned into a pumpkin, your honour

@Jason-iz6ob 8 месяцев назад

@@oxymoron582Yeah but these Cinderella’s weren’t no chariots……

@NegativeSpacePhoto 8 месяцев назад

Bro I just scared the fuck out of my dog laughing at that

@parishapeach 8 месяцев назад

@@Jason-iz6obmaybe so but they did give out rides

@lilspecter7838 8 месяцев назад

Ayo what lol

@NawtChoDaDdy 8 месяцев назад

Wookiees always get tapped no matter what they look like

@JohnDoe-sn7kh 3 месяца назад

And thats why it burns when you pee

@steve8234 2 года назад

Sand blindness is a real thing. The desert can make the most unattractive ladies a 7 or 8 in a very short period. Sea blindness is also quite common. It (sea blindness) is most common in Marines and Sailors. Unfortunately for me, I've been stricken with both forms of blindness (USMC 2003-2007). Luckily, as soon as I got back to civilization the symptoms subsided rather quickly. The VA doesn't recognize this illness, so I want to bring awareness to it. The regret and shame I feel for some of my decisions back then will haunt me forever. Sand and sea blindness both need to be taken seriously. If you have any friends or family that suffered or currently suffer from this, try to help them get through it... they need your support.

@bigpete7865 2 года назад

Amazing comment

@nicholasmuro1742 2 года назад

I was Navy. Fortunately, no WAVES on board back then, so no sea blindness. But on the beach, I did suffer from last call alcohol blindness. The horror...the horror...😖,,,😫

@steve8234 2 года назад

@@nicholasmuro1742 Ahh, alcohol induced last call blindness (AILCB)... how could I have left that out? I'll add that topic to the support group I'm starting. I've also suffered from this. Don't worry brother... we're here for you.

@nicholasmuro1742 2 года назад

@@steve8234 Thank you! I feel relief in knowing I'm not alone in this issue...the struggle is real.

@techypriest7523 2 года назад

Sometimes you just have to say “she’s ugly”.

@theNimboo 10 месяцев назад

This is funny af lmfao. She is self aware and knows she isn't a 10 but realizes she can get any guy there the more desperate they get lmao

@ATR000 9 месяцев назад

She's the quintessential "desert queen" 😅

@billkill6852 9 месяцев назад

Kinda like all european women

@vond5829 9 месяцев назад

Well I mean, straight guys turn gay in prisons for a reason.

@bigd9260 9 месяцев назад

Yeah..... After 2 months I would fuck anything that moves. As a guy to guys...... its a weakness men... and we need to overcome it.

@trashpanda5649 9 месяцев назад

Can someone just tell me what this show is?? Because I’m trying to find it

@MySackSweat 9 месяцев назад

The CGI cig kills me😂😂

@bobjones580 9 месяцев назад

Men thank you for your service, women thank you for your cervix

@ErickTheKidCruz 11 месяцев назад

How the whole squad got PTSTD's

@aarons9961 10 месяцев назад

And STDs

@KonstruktiveKritik 10 месяцев назад

@@aarons9961 Bro read the top comment again!

@cannonfodder8907 10 месяцев назад

cuh@@aarons9961

@KJunior007 9 месяцев назад

@@KonstruktiveKritikthe comment above yours hurts ma head

@KewalTailor 9 месяцев назад

💀💀💀

@Mxridatguy 9 месяцев назад

She ain’t for the streets, she for the base😂😂

@liukang85 7 месяцев назад

for the highway

@girthespurr418 2 месяца назад

For the barracks😂

@michaelvaughn8864 2 месяца назад

For the foxhole😂😂

@rustygaming7881 2 месяца назад

The whole base

@goukenslay7555 2 месяца назад

nah she for the Tiananmen Square

@GARYEKANE 7 месяцев назад

The Ol'e FOB QUEEN. They would rack up higher numbers than a Sniper using a grenade for a turkey shoot.

@TeamUmizoomie 7 месяцев назад

This is why I will require a STD test when my husband returns from deployment 😂

@furiousIndustry 7 месяцев назад

Smartest thing I've ever heard from a military wife. As a MP that guarded the gate to family housing a night I would recommend he require the same

@TeamUmizoomie 6 месяцев назад

@@furiousIndustry absolutely and I’ll happily go get one with him. I’m not losing my BAH and tricare. 😂😂😂😂

@LethalByChoice 6 месяцев назад

Don't care that he might have cheated?

@arsenicghostdf 5 месяцев назад

@@TeamUmizoomieget them benefits though 💀

@TeamUmizoomie 5 месяцев назад

@@LethalByChoice I really don’t. I don’t expect any human to realistically go 9-12 months without have relations. Nobody is doing that. Not even the ones that say they do.

@briansutton2176 Год назад

9 months later on Maury... And the father is.... 1st platoon.

@techypriest7523 Год назад

Bro I can’t 🥹

@KingKing-cz6xh 11 месяцев назад

That kids a genetic buffet

@traphouseproductions101 11 месяцев назад

@@KingKing-cz6xh💀💀💀

@Social241ll 11 месяцев назад

Shes gonna birth the worlds first super soldier 😅

@marcellburton9349 10 месяцев назад

The real captain America

@who_this_king 2 года назад

Not sure you can brag when there's literally no competition there lol

@LegiamasC-OnTwitta 2 года назад

Idk man, after a little while longer some of them dudes be lookin a little…..different

@DunkyManClips 2 года назад

@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta Ayo 😭😭😭😭

@Dem765 2 года назад

Depending on my hormones I be lookin at pickup trucks a lil funny too. But that don't mean I'll fuck a truck. Legiamas, you're gay my guy

@raysfaraway8729 2 года назад

@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta sus

@mehdinid6733 2 года назад

@@LegiamasC-OnTwitta 😳📸

@blaisemennia9910 8 месяцев назад

Wow what a kind lady. Thank you for your service 🫡

@Onecooltop75 7 месяцев назад

More like her cervix

@scromberprofessionalautist1017 6 месяцев назад

Her Service ain't the only thing she getting thanked for.

@RidhRidh 4 месяца назад

@@scromberprofessionalautist1017 Well,thank you for your cervix I guess...?

@scromberprofessionalautist1017 4 месяца назад

@@RidhRidh No, We would be thanking her for her devotion to keeping unit morale high. Dirty, Dirty minded silly person.

@milanvondrich9749 4 месяца назад

Never knew Sean Strickland used to be a female marine😂

@staywackzach 2 года назад

*"Cheap prices attract many customers"*

@King-Squid-99 2 года назад

Too bad you can't afford it

@staywackzach 2 года назад

@@King-Squid-99 what even is your profile pic💀 I actually have a loving gf of a year n 3 months and she double anything you could ever pull so im not trippin broski🥱

@King-Squid-99 2 года назад

@@staywackzach Pretty defensive for someone who's not tripping, broski. Does that mean you spent your whole paycheck to keep her around?

@King-Squid-99 2 года назад

@@nwodepopulationcomingverys1288 How high were you when you wrote this

@staywackzach 2 года назад

@@King-Squid-99 actually she pays for my shit but alr😂🤡

@hotshoterztheking754 2 года назад

Damn imagine bragging about being a desert queen💀

@1234519022 2 года назад

Who haven’t showered in weeks if not months in some cases lmao

@kamikaze253 2 года назад

@@1234519022 they had them and the boys would eat them up. We called them sand crickets, everyone acted like they didnt hit but you could tell who did.

@arieldelarosafl 2 года назад

She acts all hard bu thats onl becyase shes protected by the Sexual Harrasment allegation charges that Bitches like these like Accusing dudes

@kyleskinner8618 2 года назад

Let's be real, 6 months in...the images of your favorite porno star and wife ain't doing it no more and she comes by...you are grabbing some baby wipes for security measures.

@icarusfx 2 года назад

@@kamikaze253 never served but I’ve done worse. Just a heavy drinker with low standards.

@Mafia_Inc 12 дней назад

What happens in the barracks stays in barracks 🐰

@kimdearrington258 2 месяца назад

You can always tell the nonsmokers from people who have actually smoked, and she clearly has never smoked.

@welpingwoodz9955 2 месяца назад

No shit. Its almost like that cig is CGI

@mastekvk738 Месяц назад

How, i smoke and i difnt notice anyyhing

@KostitosConQueso 21 день назад

It's the way she holds the cigarette.

@boostbeast8731 10 месяцев назад

We need more men like her in the armed forces.

@jeobammaObama 10 месяцев назад

more child soldiers hell yeah

@lizzybeka1864 9 месяцев назад

Wtf

@mohanvts7346 9 месяцев назад

@@jeobammaObamaayo wtf 💀

@Absolute_GLORY 9 месяцев назад

@@jeobammaObama wtf

@therealjome 9 месяцев назад

@@throwawayaccount5785did you miss the part where op's context was that we need more soldiers DTF?

@geraldbouvy1222 10 месяцев назад

That is what we call a desert flower. I am proud to say that, even after spending 5 years in the desert, I never went down this dirty road.

@sirena11 10 месяцев назад

👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍 kudos to you Sir 😊

@avertismentguy62 9 месяцев назад

Barracks bunny, who the fuck calls them a desert flower

@geraldbouvy1222 9 месяцев назад

@avertismentguy62 anyone who spent years in iraq/Afghanistan and knows the Arab proverb.

@istartedajoke1704 9 месяцев назад

@avertismentguy62 you just calling them what you see on tv...this guys speaking from experience....desert flower is what they're called..you know nothing

@TheFoxygrandpa69 9 месяцев назад

Hell yeah brother 👌 Aint ever going to ride the village bike.

@Snuffu 8 месяцев назад

Remember, as the navy says it. "It's not gay, If it's underway(ship deployment)"

@jerry5550 8 месяцев назад

General : Why STD rate in the army is increasing ?

@TheComedyColosseum Год назад

“Don’t act like y’all ain’t down.” She’s built like a wrestler. 😂

@nickriley4609 Год назад

Ive been with big women like her and trust me....i got tired of my abdomen being crushed repeatedly by the female ogre from shrek..its a challenge i found with big women

@mainhalo117 Год назад

@@nickriley4609 Fiona lmao

@ChristianF15cher Год назад

She’s the snu-snu of my dreams. 🤩

@TheComedyColosseum Год назад

@@nickriley4609 😂😂😂😂

@TheComedyColosseum Год назад

@@ChristianF15cher as soon as I read that first comment it made me think of “Death by Snu-Snu.” 😂😂😂

@iancampion6979 2 года назад

“Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service I dive in her cervix” -2 Chainz

@lilbigguy2604 2 года назад

He was aborted?

@jackstrand5341 2 года назад

@@lilbigguy2604 diVe in her cervix

@veryrandomperson5739 2 года назад

A visionary

@Wat0the0french0toast 2 года назад

@@lilbigguy2604 he didn’t say die he said dive

@lilbigguy2604 2 года назад

@@Wat0the0french0toast oh i see so he unbirthed himself

@jtj1331 Месяц назад

Got the Clap from a chick that looks just like her in my first unit. Didn’t realize she was ran through til Doc talked to me 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

@Effervescent_Smegma 7 месяцев назад

While on deployment, I've got no shame or attachments. 😂

@kimkim2718 Год назад

We use to call them Desert Flowers. Any flower is beautiful in the desert.

@patrickburns4821 Год назад

iraq 09...you are not lying!

@whysoserious9535 Год назад

Did you ever have a cockmeat sandwich of Big Bob

@Darkwolfinstien Год назад

Desert queens now

@eveliinatistelgren172 Год назад

I wonder if they could make a Norwegian military crossover. As young women there are drafted and obliged to bunk and bathe with the men like Alice Aspelund. I wonder how that plays out

@whitmano9380 Год назад

@@patrickburns4821 😂😂😂

@playoffl36ron8 Год назад

one of those disturbingly accurate things about the military you wouldn't know about unless you served

@ProGamer-lk9qw Год назад

I know about this and I haven't served

@MacNif Год назад

Is it really that disturbing or is it natural to want to procreate, and without the normal constraints of society people are there REAL selves (including some women)

@jakeburnham9600 Год назад

Or you could.. you know use common sense and come to that mind numbingly obvious conclusion

@MrJOJ Год назад

@Fallen Program lol yeah right. Maybe you felt that way but for her you are just another sucker to spread STDs to 😂😂

@lorenzomizushal3980 Год назад

@@MacNif that's one theory. There's also a theory that men are naturally gay and would bone each other if the taboo on homosexuality wasn't in place a long time ago. Nothing procreative about sticking it in another man's ass. There's also the theory that we're all so raging horny because society subtlely mindfucks us to be so, they make us think it's natural, our true selves, etc.

@reganmcguire3529 7 месяцев назад

She's a desert Queen we grade on a curve in the desert

@BalrogUdun Месяц назад

Takes “workplace hot” to a whole new meaning.

@truenewtype2239 2 года назад

When she says, "who else" sounds like she has an eye on a particular grunt, because why would she have preferences.

@skellman42 2 года назад

Because people have preferences?....like what?

@blizzthebike 2 года назад

@@skellman42 Most of the people in these comments have been deployed. These are desert crickets, pin downs (reference to a real life pinup) and other nicknames. These women would kick us around but we’re so god darn attractive. A popular saying in deployment was, “even a tumbleweed in the desert is a flower”

@The_cereal_vapist 2 года назад

Sounded to me like she was looking for a gangbang

@mikecushing7276 2 года назад

Prostitutes and strippers have preferences you don't think they want someone they're attracted to instead of someone they're not get real

@mikecushing7276 2 года назад

@@skellman42 someone they're attracted to someone they like

@robsfades2149 Год назад

That woman on the police force 😂😂😂

@floydian25 Год назад

The comment I was looking for 😂😂

@chadullah9562 Год назад

Lmao

@YANANSPETCAT Год назад

she tried to say they forced her

@issaabdalla281 Год назад

Haha IYKYK

@slicedbread5692 Год назад

@@YANANSPETCAT that's just cuz she was using the wrong hole. It takes a bit of force.

@ark_revolution7660 Месяц назад

"After all those marines your grip strength is probably less than my right hand after 5 days of active gunfire, and your 'inner walls' are probably dirtier than my week old jockstrap. Ill be good, thanks."

@AdnanKhan-ff7sd 2 месяца назад

Anyone still want a marine wife? 😂😂

@sjjvddyumiherhv3709 2 года назад

he lowered his standard so much and still get refused

@big_sk4ian424 2 года назад

This is why the sigma grindset prevails beyond a meme for me

@tsherman393 Год назад

It's classic military love

@sul3y Год назад

@@big_sk4ian424 true that

@christopherblackhall2832 Год назад

That’s how it feels asking out a fat woman who then declines

@axod1916 Год назад

@@big_sk4ian424 diagnosis: no bitches had to use a meme to make yourself less of a joke

@nicfirebear 10 месяцев назад

Deployment… where every nickel is a dime.

@justthisguy1948 9 месяцев назад

I actually got that reference

@albin64nel 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@ztmorris9738 7 месяцев назад

Nickel? More like 3 pennies

@nicfirebear 7 месяцев назад

@@ztmorris9738 doesn’t quite roll off the tongue as well. 😉

@UnwearyAnubis 6 месяцев назад

Where every wookie looks like a Leiah

@rayshawnwhitsett2427 28 дней назад

She is definitely a true desert queen lol

@3.38Lap 9 месяцев назад

Not the ciggy barracks bunny😂

@Zack-bl2gg 2 года назад

I mean, I don’t find her that bad. And yes, it’s my third year of deployment

@tinycockjock1967 2 года назад

stay strong brother

@i.l6916 2 года назад

You’d be safer to order a hooker

@Alt_91 2 года назад

Are you drunk?

@couldyou4745 2 года назад

@@Alt_91 why dont you look in the back of your tiny brain and see that maybe this guy ain't much of a catch himself?

@jordan.thunder8495 2 года назад

😂😂

@RicoRaynn Год назад

I may have walked away from three IED explosions, a sniper round, and a danger close fire mission in my 21 year career as an infantryman, but there is no feat I’m prouder of then dodging the inevitable disaster that is (as I like to call it) ‘ the four that thinks she’s a ten on deployment’. Saw many a battle buddy fall to that lethal instrument. Never underestimate it.

@fortnite.burger 10 месяцев назад

Agreed

@MrBig913 10 месяцев назад

Why's it so bad?

@mid.nightrunners8157 10 месяцев назад

They're there for moral boost, use the resources at your disposal to stay focus in combat soldiers 🫡

@RicoRaynn 10 месяцев назад

@@mid.nightrunners8157 I have enough mental issues from the job alone without the mental image of a beached manatee giving 30% effort burned into my mind. Plus, standards. No matter how many three’s and four’s you bag, they never add up to a 12…

@jerodmccormick1201 10 месяцев назад

Salute Sir!

@touchgemini1372 Месяц назад

The sole reason why most bringers of chaos join the Armed Forces…

@ronjinskaarin8310 29 дней назад

"How was the deployment?" "HARD!"

@shaunsmith18 10 месяцев назад

In my Army AIT, my class was having orgies while on weekend pass. I was invited to it but opted out because I felt a disturbance in the Force. Thank God I did because everyone who participated without protection got chlamydia.

@neotokyo2418 9 месяцев назад

"i felt a disturbance in the force" lmfao

@RV-pn2oz 9 месяцев назад

The force taught you well

@shawnlemoine9491 9 месяцев назад

Benning?

@musicunderground6324 9 месяцев назад

Sooo round 2 gottcha

@grlnexdoorable 9 месяцев назад

😂 "A disturbance in the force."

@SMERSH_BERSH 2 года назад

To quote one of my favorite Hong Kong movies: “Turn off the lights and they’re all the same”

@Chunchunmaru18 2 года назад

Any hole is a goal

@kimmomac4082 2 года назад

It’s called playing hard to get she gonna smash

@nitsuanomrah6997 2 года назад

@@Chunchunmaru18 what about a tran dude that turned into a "chick" they basically have insideout wieners.. what about that hole

@anthonyscrimo 2 года назад

Every asshole feels the same in the dark That was my go to line when I got back. Made people very confused 😂

@kimmomac4082 2 года назад

Let’s be real tho she ain’t bad looking tho. Solid 7 plus got some thickness to that body so you can actually toss her around that’s a plus. Also voice don’t sound like it’s smoked out from hell cigs so yeah could be worse

@chadrinyeager8384 29 дней назад

It’s all fun and games till your STD test lights up like the 4th of July

@LKenjiF 4 месяца назад

Did a tour in Iraq in the Marines, and this video is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen.

@dandonovan2858 2 года назад

Supply and demand. The value of anything goes up whenever the supply is limited.

@mr.pasuli3291 2 года назад

Looks like inflation LITERALLY

@kf2532 2 года назад

Practice conservation 🙏 good luck

@xescdelarosa3328 2 года назад

My hands must be worth 100 bitcoins then

@lukesimmons1711 2 года назад

I still hit doe

@dandonovan2858 2 года назад

@@lukesimmons1711, close you eyes and you can be with anyone.

@user-cq6dg6ql9j Год назад

We called it rule 482. The women were 4s before they arrived, became 8s a few weeks in, then let themselves go due to lack of competition from the wild and left as 2s.

@sleeperagent6714 Год назад

Fsir enough

@lawesomematticus Год назад

That's valid!

@Cognitoman Год назад

😂 lol that’s hilarious

@isaiahthemack8892 Год назад

Lol I seen that video too

@WarPigstheHun Год назад

I thought but. 🤔

@CJGameing54 9 месяцев назад

Barracks bunny in a movie very realistic I like it

@mattrodriguez6130 Месяц назад

Rodeo riders get buckle bunnies, Marines get barracks bunnies

@francksterckx8436 13 дней назад

No thanks, i'd rather use my hand, lmao. Stay focused.

@greatcornholio5541 2 года назад

I like how she waited to have him offer just to promptly reject him with “your not my type” boy that power sure doesn’t take long to go to this Desert queens head!

@coreyhardwick4660 2 года назад

Dude, it's a make believe show, relax.

@TheRealOGNed 2 года назад

@@coreyhardwick4660 You are not only a clown but the entire circus

@StudleyDuderight 2 года назад

@@coreyhardwick4660 Shut up, Carl!

@ihearti24traffic 2 года назад

@@coreyhardwick4660 bruh you cannot be that fucking smooth brained, I refuse to believe it.

@Candlelight787 2 года назад

@@coreyhardwick4660 Corey is all over the internet defending his little sister...

@lloydavery7579 2 года назад

"She tastes like cigarettes." F. Gump

@leondight8162 2 года назад

Cgi cigs don't have a taste so I hear?

@leondight8162 2 года назад

@Real Simple 15 of em 😀

@zaimusic_150 2 года назад

I just watched Forest Gump yesterday 😂

@DarkVWolf 2 года назад

I love Forrest Gump. Great movie.

@kalamitylife7791 2 года назад

Brooooo I’m dead 😵

@Con-Sii 9 месяцев назад

She a 3, and those fellas forgot their right hand which is an 11.😂😂

@user-zf5ls1pj8g 2 месяца назад

It's been a few decades and I still wouldn't

@ThePartarar Год назад

Remember, if she’s a marine, she’s been around the world.

@keivah-gaming4973 Год назад

One majore rule about being over seas. Fuck the locals, N you don't come home.

@Theshadowfang 11 месяцев назад

I saw this about any military woman or spouse

@abelmejiausmc 11 месяцев назад

What do you mean by not coming home? I was already at home. I was home at every duty station I was stationed at, at that time. But it sure as he'll smelled very dirty, but so was everything else.

@Wildcat5181 10 месяцев назад

And eaten other Marine's MREs as payment.

@Jewel_Screaming_Chango8387 10 месяцев назад

The worlds been around her

@jimmydean4494 Год назад

It is scary how true this is. When saw a good looking girl for the first time and turned around to look at my female coworkers they all turned back into goblins.

@RiseofMortals Год назад

I had a similar experience, but it was more like the 7/10 civilian I spotted looked like an 11/10 and was completely unattainable to me. So my "work hot" coworkers still looked the same at that moment. It was only when I got back to the states that I looked back at my coworkers and the deployment goggles came off.

@banditdoggo Год назад

Lol

@erismana2105 Год назад

Low standards is why you betas exists. 😂

@ZootedUchiha Год назад

ahahahahha

@webkid4567 Год назад

It's alllll relative my man

@vrspecialist 8 месяцев назад

A true barracks bunny

@D_Cali_Life 10 дней назад

When 3’s & 4’s thinks they become 9’s & 10’s In the military lmao

@MetallicaKing48 2 года назад

Guy: “But I don’t wanna cheat on my wife.” Her: “Bae, she’s already been cheating on you with Jodi.”

@ethantorres4061 2 года назад

Fuckin jodi

@tedw101 2 года назад

NOT JODIIII

@dgeneeknapp3168 Год назад

I was gonna say that his wife has already been with our female marine before the deployment.

@fredrickodiniya6357 Год назад

Not jodi definitely tyrone

@MetallicaKing48 Год назад

@@fredrickodiniya6357 😏

@frankserpico6785 Год назад

She is right, in times of war any foxhole would do.

@mhelky Год назад

Even the homies?

@heccsclips3319 Год назад

@Mhelky i mean... in the dark any hole is a hole

@rockytom5889 Год назад

@@mhelky If you don't see it as a dude, it ain't a dude...

@NotFoods Год назад

@@mhelky Always for the homies.

@kingxiii4680 Год назад

@@mhelky Don't ask, don't tell lmao

@rawman5000 8 месяцев назад

Love when we flew back pilot said welcome back home boys and girls. For the boys grab a beer. For the girls poof your ugly agian.

@lariosmendoza Месяц назад

Giving a 304 too much power , hell nah

@derricklockett9965 2 года назад

I was in the army many years ago, and it's absolutely amazing how attractive some unappealing female soldiers begin to look pretty damn cute around week three.

@flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824 2 года назад

Right same here

@pyrocynicalsdad6944 2 года назад

*WEEK* 3?????????

@jackjack4412 2 года назад

Same with certain male soldiers. Prison rules baby.

@throbbingfellow1136 2 года назад

@@jackjack4412 You fr? 😭

@lastword9047 2 года назад

@@jackjack4412 wait what 😳

@gran86251 2 года назад

Ah yes, the desert princesses. Keeping deployments regrettable since ever.

@doughesson 2 года назад

"How's your wife gonna find out? We're here & she's back home."

@jonnym4670 2 года назад

Don't worry you can still do what you did before women serviced have your turn being the one dude that sucks all the other dudes off

@bruhmcchaddeus413 2 года назад

Lol a liberal cuk made this to push bs agenda No marine would ever let a woman act like that in marines

@KA-vs7nl 2 года назад

@@doughesson sadly that wife is thinking the same. What a f'ed up planet. Down with the nwo.

@doughesson 2 года назад

@@KA-vs7nl Until someone texts hubby/wifey a picture with someone who ain't supposed to be there in the picture....

@detectivespy8739 Месяц назад

Thats was the worst looking cigarette ive ever seen lmfao

@raven_88 Месяц назад

"Marines mock weakness" 😂 that's gold

@brianmonroe488 Год назад

My brother is a Corpsman and he had about 20 Marines from the same platoon get Gonorrhea from the same blow-up doll.

@jakeshepard9931 Год назад

Fun fact: That blow-up doll was actually your brother...

@ohpleasenotthesandal3139 Год назад

I refuse to believe this. Not because I don’t think it happened, but because I don’t want to.

@SJD904 Год назад

When I was deployed, a Marine stole my Poketpussy !! I got it back 2 weeks later! Looked like a Dogs chew toy!!

@nategordon8127 Год назад

@@SJD904wait you took it back? Your girl get handed around in highschool too?

@SJD904 Год назад

@@nategordon8127 hahaha!! No It just showed up in my Hooch one day,all Sandy and chewed up.

@johnrodriguez5277 2 года назад

We used to call them desert queens! Ain't no lie, the longer you're out there, the better they look!

@timsgta Год назад

Pretty sad if marine females look like that, she is clearly out of standards.

@goatzega3006 Год назад

FOB QUEENS is what we called back in my day. And boy they would walk around like they ran the place. Then they would get home and go bat sh!t crazy because no one gave them any play. LOL

@Ki_Adi_Mundi Год назад

Truckers call 'em lot lizards. Always crawling around wherever the trucks were parked...

@SaintSC05 Год назад

In country for about 11 months stationed at a cop. Saw a local without a hijab on. Eyes almost popped out of my skull. Haven't seen a real woman's face in months.

@timm2396 Год назад

Tell that to my trusty hand

@aaronanderson5366 3 месяца назад

She had Platoons and possibly Company's inside

@Qwertqerry 6 месяцев назад

At KBR we called it Baghdad beautiful

@user-uq9rg1lo1k 11 месяцев назад

Built like a 94 Lincoln, boxy and sturdy, but comfortable when you get inside

@DavidG2P 9 месяцев назад

hahaha 💀

@bsg_damo 9 месяцев назад

i love this

@codeblack9170 9 месяцев назад

I'm stealing this. This comment Is gold

@LprogressivesANDliberals 5 месяцев назад

So warm and cozy inside 🫡🇺🇸🦅🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

@Bae-To Год назад

"Nah, I'm good ma'am. I can just go fuck myself." - A soldier that manage to fully utilize the "Post Nut Clarity" effect...

@hadleymanmusic Год назад

I was watchin expedables and your comment im diein laughin

@privategramcracker01 Год назад

post nut foresight. a difficult think to master.

@clayman8471 Год назад

I dont know why i laughed so much at that quote

@benrent6625 Год назад

Nah no man can deny it after 8-9months of deployment 😂

@jayjay86443 Год назад

I'm also sure it's a waste of minerals to do that. Gotta be your best as a soldier, right?

@TheMiig1513 9 месяцев назад

He should've said "You're not mine either so dw"

@NomadSupreme911 3 месяца назад

We called it having "field goggles" back in my day😂

@danielefabbro822 2 года назад

"When at war, every hole is a trench" 😤

@Ken-gn1lh 2 года назад

men 🍸

@zydg7787 2 года назад

men 🍸

@wynnslothower4892 2 года назад

Beware of the trench it can get you trapped.

@AtamaKizu 2 года назад

Careful you don't get trench foot.

@armano4125 2 года назад

men 🍸

@charlesbox5410 2 года назад

Let’s see how long this deployment last lol 😂

@certified_cact 2 года назад

*gets deployed in Somalia*

@nitsuanomrah6997 2 года назад

@@certified_cact "3/3 Somalian men wanna f* me"

@downhearted_prodigy 2 года назад

Wtf there is only 1 reply ? 💀 Here now it's good ..

@user-ig4ry4jd4k 2 месяца назад

So this is the new face of the American military?Yeah rest easy everyone, we are safe.

@yeahboi5850 Месяц назад

Thank you for your cervix !

@r3mii619 2 года назад

The 2/3 Marines “Desperate times call for desperate measures”

@Irish381 Год назад

Ooh Rah Semper Fi!

@disciple68 Год назад

You win the internet!

@Gardu413 Год назад

In times of war any hole is a trench

@Blacktrey1359 Год назад

Is this a actual thing happening in deployment

@r3mii619 Год назад

@@Blacktrey1359 Apparently, from the looks of the other comments. I dunno how true it is tho.

@racerroe Год назад

Even if she’s built like a lineman, I’ve seen Marine still smash.😂

@OriginalBallsmn 10 месяцев назад

_Seen_ ? 🤨

@racerroe 10 месяцев назад

@@OriginalBallsmn in other words, walked in on.

@aarons9961 10 месяцев назад

A retired lineman

@RoninsArmy 10 месяцев назад

222nd like

@hillweggs641 9 месяцев назад

@@RoninsArmyok

@Wizard__J 9 дней назад

I’m definitely the _1 outta’ 3_ 😂😂😂 *Hard (no pun intended) pass*