DeRay Davis - Shots Fired on a Night Out - This Is Not Happening

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After witnessing a shooting outside a club, DeRay Davis hides in the bathroom. (Contains strong language.)
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16 апр 2019

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@standup 4 года назад

Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: ru-vid.com/group/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg

@dg988 3 года назад

Zero and p😂

@SuspiciousGanymede 5 лет назад

"Ignorance is a disease, they can keep it over there." Quote of my life

@RelentlessPedigree 5 лет назад

*Let it live over there

@christopherturner451 5 лет назад

MYBRILLO!

@jimmyneutron4632 5 лет назад

I need that quote framed in my house somewhere

@Max-zr7hr 5 лет назад

Lol got the quote of your life wrong

@evanabbott2737 5 лет назад

Yep! That’s what’s UP👍

@nicholasslutzky7271 5 лет назад

"A gangsta would never kill someone while shittin, It's just not cool!"

@anthisrogers 5 лет назад

Words to live by

@cliffjones9812 5 лет назад

Unless they doing a job

@ryanb2843 5 лет назад

Before saying “a gangsta” he said “he.” Which implied his brother a gangsta???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

@flex_piper 5 лет назад

Facts.

@projectbiscuits8777 3 года назад

Ya must be slow

@tyrant4115 5 лет назад

Even though it was short, one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while.

@ivyg4075 4 года назад

Tyrant agreed

@reesha2787 4 года назад

Most definitely

@MostGiftd 4 года назад

Tyrant he talks fast that’s y

@jasmainjasmain2906 4 года назад

Tyrant animated asf 😂 I love it

@steppinrzr8396 3 года назад

From his Netflix special

@kgotsotsats1 5 лет назад

great delivery. he spoke really quickly so as to emulate the frenzied state of mind he was in on the eventful evening.

@Gy23Ro 5 лет назад

"I walked over them like a people carpet." I don't why, but that got me good lol !!!

@mvhemp 5 лет назад

Me too! Hahahaha, I looked down at my phone to answer a text, partially hearing the story, then I look back up at the video and hear him say that and just busted out laughing cus even though I missed a smitch of the skit, that line summed it all up to that part XD

@BrittanyStar 4 года назад

Dude is funny and all but according to this story he is a SNITCH (COP CALLING) and a BITCH! (RUNNING SCARED. LEFT HIS GIRL. STEPPING.ON PPL... UNFORGIVABLE

@jasmainjasmain2906 4 года назад

GyroDawn me too! 🤣

@ikki9685 3 года назад

Tiffany he don’t really know that bitch

@kingayy9267 2 года назад

@Brittany Bella Star Survival instinct turns many men into "bitches" temporarily but at least they survive (hopefully, anyway).

@chuwokhachishi6033 Год назад

Is anyone binge watching Deray's stand-up or is it just me? He's so damn funny and enjoyable.

@untilnomore Год назад

It's not just you.🤣😂

@amanmuhammad14 Год назад

Facts I love deray Davis

@DevonnyDX 5 лет назад

"Where I'm from we don't duck down... we run!" #Same

@jasmainjasmain2906 4 года назад

DevonnyX FACTS.

@lenaely6146 3 года назад

"he ain't finna juggle" -wisdom

@Ted_Swayinghill 5 лет назад

Dave Chappelle is heard laughing in the audience at 3:09 lol

@reinaldopessoa2603 5 лет назад

Lol

@Darksagan 5 лет назад

bru hahaha

@thejiggy 5 лет назад

that shit made me yell, haha

@jackiechan_wtf4041 5 лет назад

🤔🤔🤔😑😑😑🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

@lekhapratap1652 4 года назад

Dude 4 rEal

@SilverWatcher. 5 лет назад

He a snitch had me on the floor. 🤣

@nickdangelo2942 5 лет назад

shit me too how you gonna call someone a snitch for calling the police after a shooting and getting hit was he gonna walk to the er? lol

@BrittanyStar 4 года назад

That dude wasnt going to the er

@xgbaxlittleone9412 4 года назад

Stg

@BronzDano 5 лет назад

Awesome. I didn’t expect the ending. I thought the chick who gave him her keys was gonna be the dude’s GF. 😅

@radtv5150 5 лет назад

That's where I thought he was going too.

@EpithetMusicTV 5 лет назад

yeah, i was waiting on that too lol

@ConLLee 5 лет назад

That’s kinda why he’s on this show if you think about it. The girl on the phone being the girl from earlier was the predictable punchline. He didn’t do the predictable line. You get what I’m saying

@SOYOROYOS 5 лет назад

me too hahaha

@TheRealJohnnieBlaze 5 лет назад

Me too

@senibo123 2 года назад

I’m not doing well. Been deeply depressed. Suicidal. This actually made me at least smile today. Thank you.

@emperial4421 2 года назад

You got this buddy don’t think your alone sending love ❤️

@AstroBaby91 Год назад

Same! I hope you're feeling better ❤

@Phoenix-dq2uo Год назад

Familiar. Enjoy the good ones as best you can. Good luck man

@GeeEss Год назад

Take it one smile, one laugh... one day at a time. You deserve to be here!

@Vinnafetish 5 лет назад

I love his delivery and how he just don't skip a beat😝😅

@joleneangelicsingarrett5837 5 лет назад

I love watching him tell stories bc he uses his whole body telling it... Plus he has the prettiest eyes.... OMG... Xoxo

@zionakinjide650 5 лет назад

and that hair.....

@beastemeauxde7029 5 лет назад

...don't think he's on your team anymore but cool either way.

@7Shadow9 5 лет назад

@@beastemeauxde7029 He does move ah bit fruity doesn't he?

@joleneangelicsingarrett5837 5 лет назад

@@@7Shadow9 that dude is a pimp... He is known to always have at least 2 chicks on his arm always... Xoxo

@etherjones8369 5 лет назад

Bitch you love anything black please STFU

@geberluis 5 лет назад

This guy is a natural, I need to see more of him.

@lswilcoxon 5 лет назад

This guy has been around for a long time... Mid 90's

@2kgrindtime 4 года назад

He's been around along time just cause your white shouldn't matter i know plenty white comedians

@crussteasock4047 3 года назад

@@2kgrindtime *a long *you're Why u bringing race into it?

@addnamehere7940 5 лет назад

3:10 was that Dave Chappell laughing in the audience!?!?!?

@noelsturrup3817 5 лет назад

A gangster would never kill somebody shittin'

@TonyGarciaxProdigy1994 5 лет назад

"my legs kept dropping down" lmaoooo. ive been there before

@ImDougDimmadome 5 лет назад

So many solid one liners 😂

@nikag5217 3 года назад

I love DeRay..That slip up tho lmao "he would nev- a gangsta would never..."

@tottieyana4994 5 лет назад

The fact that DeRay is in his fifties.

@bonitareina5575 5 лет назад

Seriously?? Gtfoh! I had no idea he looks damn good!

@Konglomerant 5 лет назад

Black don't crack my boy...

@GinaJonesStillettoQueen 5 лет назад

@GamerOfTag ctfu

@andreilyas1426 5 лет назад

@GamerOfTag Mostly Melanin

@lekhapratap1652 4 года назад

Andre Ilyas somebody paid attention in class

@pamelaison2444 5 лет назад

... You dying and you still want me to lie to ya girl?😂😂💀💀

@EricBrinkman 5 лет назад

"I ran like it was a people carpet" 3:30

@sashacurcic1719 3 года назад

"Ignorance is a disease; let it live over there," fucking made me weak. 😂😂🤣😂😭😂🤣

@TheOne-ec9ku 5 лет назад

"I ran on people like it was a people carpet! Heard little wrists snappin"

@hamishnairn8859 3 года назад

Comedy is at it's most exceptional when you find a comedian who is creating work that's top notch, yet original 😂

@evilemetblack 5 лет назад

He ain't finna juggle

@valeriah9082 4 года назад

I skip intros like a legend 😂😩I could do it with my eyes closes

@Revengeance_ 5 лет назад

I think i saw this bit in his standup. I definitely heard this story before. Still funny af

@mishsouth2355 5 лет назад

It's on his Netflix special

@FancyAthan 5 лет назад

Yuh.

@KingTxne 5 лет назад

I think he put more details into this one

@DruNature 5 лет назад

@@KingTxne i think the netflix one was a bit better tbh, more believable.

@CleverMetaphor 5 лет назад

I've always loved this guy's stand-up... he deserves a lot more recognition

@verzatilebrown8878 5 лет назад

"Watch this don't mean he fitting juggle" hilarious😂😂😂

@therealone2405 4 года назад

I never really laugh at Deray, but this shit was mad funny 😄🤣🤣🤣

@jesitimpe8748 5 лет назад

Gotta be my favorite This Is Not Happening!! DeRay!

@acegaming3230 4 года назад

Whhaaaaaattttttt!!!!!????? How the heck can the story end right there!!!!?? He had my undivided attention with this story!!

@beloit22 3 года назад

Dee-Ray has truly crossed over: HE'S FLICKERING!

@simonyang7729 3 года назад

Deray may not be many’s favorite but he’s my favorite comedian! His material is not only hood but raw! Lot of it I can relate to.

@rvald5095 4 года назад

deray moving like he got a little suga in his tank...

@riz-rq9wr 4 года назад

I always thought that alot of them are on the DL get it lol

@worldwideqddc4202 4 года назад

riz1738 I know he the only boy out of all girls but he ain’t shaking like the rest I think it’s just the raising, but he got two girl friends for a factz which is saying nothing but I don’t thing he gay

@ContextReallyMatters 4 года назад

I just finished making a comment that he reminds me of my oldest brother. They have the same mannerisms. I left out the part about my oldest brother being gay.

@GoodOne917 4 года назад

That kinda sound like you projecting. He is insanely attractive tho

@payton2297 3 года назад

Put That On My Daughter’s Life

@A_Dopamine_Molecule 5 лет назад

Damn, this guy can tell a story...

@donnygat 5 лет назад

Chicago represent ✌🏾

@alan5617 4 года назад

3:08 that one guy, "ahhhhh"😂😂

@user-ex9ti7ds3m 5 лет назад

I was mad his story was less than 7 minutes, but they put him on fast forward before posting

@eleckson 5 лет назад

They sped up the video?

@lazydud3 3 года назад

I needed a good laugh. DeRay had me laughing out loud.

@TheSunshineGroup 5 лет назад

Starts at 1:03

@soth1sol 5 лет назад

Funny at N/A

@willemkanon4020 5 лет назад

I don't really understand the intros to these. I just skip them nowadays i find them to be a bit cringy.

@soth1sol 5 лет назад

i love roy wood jr, but hate the entire format of this show

@PrenticePowell1906 4 года назад

His mannerism is difffferent now

@claudioccornejo 5 лет назад

Mexican got on boots

@ryanvega6646 5 лет назад

One of the funniest onw

@Marcell2aG 5 лет назад

Gotta find C.C.

@disdatbigboy 5 лет назад

Y'all better have 3 bags of coffee

@trinitiw2489 4 года назад

That Ali quote

@shafrozac5427 4 года назад

That was hilarious!!!! The Mexican that cut him didn't even have on boots! 😂😂😂

@londell528 4 года назад

He took the phone back and said "Baby, this nigga a snitch." And walked off😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

@ucnhtmenow1 5 лет назад

A lot of these skits before the stand-up is genius.

@dezaraemichelle509 2 года назад

*I LOVE THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY MIGHT HAVE INSINUATED THAT HIS BROTHER WAS A GANGSTER 🤣🤣*

@Mona-ue5uk 5 лет назад

He is a straight up Chicago guy! Love DeRay. He will walk around the club at 90 yrs old. Lol lol

@MeishaBooCurlyQ4.5 4 года назад

I need this entire show... this is hilarious

@dustymiller7120 5 лет назад

Only seven minutes and one of the better stories I've seen on here

@ToLiveAndDieInMyJs 5 лет назад

Definitely one of the best stories on here

@kerizmaa 5 лет назад

So many layers to his jokes lol. Seeing him live was awesome

@gabe8168 5 лет назад

Did he just call him a snitch for trying to call the cops on a shooter

@hetzz 4 года назад

ofc, he don't want any cops in his business.

@bobosprinkles 4 года назад

This is one of the best. Amazing from start to finish

@OscarPalacios 5 лет назад

Dee Ray always on point , always sharp

@travisweston9754 5 лет назад

He tells the best stories.

@adamjensen1831 5 лет назад

he is funny as hell!

@professorx1020 4 года назад

That laugh in the crowd had me dying

@missmelisa27 Год назад

One of the BEST STORIES I’ve ever heard!!!!

@YeeSoest 4 года назад

"Where, nigga?" The look on his face...amazing

@OriginalXzo 4 года назад

Lol these series are so good !

@deebrown4877 5 лет назад

DeRay is one of my favorites

@Obese_QUIS 5 лет назад

They need to convince Dave to come on man.That would be an instant classic!!!

@kardoar 5 лет назад

Love this dude, that ending killed me..

@genevieveeatametse9625 3 года назад

This man is FOOOIIIIN!! ❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@a-a-ron9730 5 лет назад

You got to do it the DeRay Way

@hemp8449 5 лет назад

DeRay tells the best stories

@kylegoldston 5 лет назад

One of the best!!!!

@jessicaturner7196 3 года назад

I fucking love Deray. His story about his mama while growing up is hilarious. So is his funeral bit "Live Dead Deray"

@JuntexProductions 4 года назад

His energy is great!

@Odsseous 5 лет назад

Bruh these intros are amazing!!

@ajgnexus 3 года назад

this is like my favorite ever stand up bit

@johnnyfrazier6919 3 года назад

The best comedian ever Leo gang

@LadiJadi72 2 года назад

Them Mo' Betta Mondays were the bomb!!

@breckinh7881 5 лет назад

i loved this one

@cookiehairandmakeup 5 лет назад

Love me some Deray

@hantzleyaudate7697 5 лет назад

Wow, what a great set haha

@topgurl9313 4 года назад

lmao he is me trying to avoid drama. Like, I don't care just let me enjoy my night 😂

@timetravel1014 5 лет назад

This was fukin great!!! He killed it.

@outlawz7623 5 лет назад

I didn't know Deray was funny like this lol dude killed it!

@mr.worldwidekevinj4144 2 года назад

One of thee greatest ever.

@buckheadberries8751 5 лет назад

🎥 💯🌟Awesome! So entertaining.

@jaybrock812 3 года назад

Great comedian one of my favorites

@eddeewhat5553 4 года назад

Yooo it crovid-2020 and I needed a good laugh like this. 🤣

@hgoines1 11 месяцев назад

He's so good now it's crazy. You have to start them early. God Bless.

@atxgirlnscrubbs 4 года назад

Always Hilarious 😂

@dewill4291 3 года назад

Funny asl always

@creative_by_nature 5 лет назад

the ending killed me

@jerrysamuels8716 5 лет назад

DeRay Davis-King Of Comedy

@frankspacely412 2 года назад

that "watch this" is 100% accurate !

@MrJesusdoesntsave 5 лет назад

Wow this was a good one

@Dom-xi8je 5 лет назад

Dr. King been doing a helluva job hosting this.

@longdirtytoenails1076 5 лет назад

🙄

@hoopdreamzmusic2312 4 года назад

🤣 bruh...

@TheRealJohnnieBlaze 5 лет назад

That last line, LoL

@redpepperdave 5 лет назад

Great story 🤣

@samuelayeni2426 4 года назад

"my fault g" lmaoooo

@Harvester88 5 лет назад

"Baby it's me, this nigga's a snitch !" LMAO shit.

@Slamminjoe 5 лет назад

lol, people tellin others they got the qoute to their life wrong. Love the hilarity of it😹😹😹 it really is a disease😹

@saritasi7819 5 лет назад

Clicked soo fast. Didn't disappoint 🙌🙌🙌