In the process of fending off a rapist in a subway station, Doug Smith gets knifed in the face. Watch more This Is Not Happening: www.cc.com/shows/this-is-not-h... Follow Doug Smith on Twitter: / whodougsmith
@@manictigerI agree I think the results would have been slightly different if the homeless guy had a gun getting shot in the face not quite so survivable
@@sonquatsch8585 the friend couldn't come inside because his nose bleeds, so he had to play with him outside, outdoor friend, cat lives inside, indoor cat
Also he's one of the few men who can pull off having a Mustache, while being super confident and funny as hell. I'd move to New York to offer him all my joints, he seems like a genuine nice guy.
Honestly my mind did the same thing like what should I say in this situation "hey buddy!" then he continued with "that's a lady" and I was like... where the f*ck did that part come from
_bs420 well he ended up with a cut to the face! Incredibly dangerous to intervene but you’re right, it’s a scary world. Someone should’ve at least told him they were calling the police.
@@hannahsmith3807 if i'm in a physical altercation and i have something with me that can be used to stab with, i'm gonna use it. Thats how self defense works sweetie. You use whatever you have to in order to win.
Most people who realise that they are in a possible life or death moment won't get stabbed and just fall and beg, I'd assume most would continue fighting with everything they've got so they can make it out.
His little jokes during this story are great. That being one of them. Just completely separate from the story, kinda providing a little backstory, but really funny.
@@TheJellybellymonster And this man's got a scar on his face for the rest of his life - while saving a complete stranger who may or may not have been careless about her safety
Shubh Thakkar victim blaming tho... 🤔 consider doing some research on the experience of those who are sexually assaulted. Trauma doesn’t occur only when the penis goes in... this guy saving her from that part does not diminish the fact that she got felt up and basically kidnapped for an amount of time unknown to us. And her trauma here also does not diminish that what Doug did was a brave act.
@@TheJellybellymonster I am not victim blaming though, I'm just highlighting that this man did a lot already, what more could you freakin' expect him to do for a complete stranger.
Yeah, it was pretty awesome, but I feel like he could have made fewer jokes that make him sound like a pussy. Especially since he's obviously not a pussy.
Damn that's perfect, I had the zac effron half and wouldve spent way too much time trying to figure out the other half. Thanks for saving me four hours.
I got a little teary eyed when I heard the lady go "aww" when he said the bit about the cop calling him a hero... Thats like the ultimate compliment anyone could say about you
Thanks guys, I just realized my typo I didn't mean to say fraud but afraid but I think ya got it when I used it again =) thanks again this made my night
Damn straight, brother. We need more courage like this in the world. If these types were just twice as common the world would be a much better place. Keep fighting the good fight.
Fighting someone after you got stabbed in the face is the most badass fucking thing I’ve ever heard. I’ve been an ER nurse for 7 years and have heard some badass stories. This is definitely top 5. Strong work sir. You’re the real MVP.
I've talked to a guy that got stabbed with a steak knife and he said it felt like he got punched and didn't realize he got stabbed at first. Then i talked to another guy that said it was the worst pain he ever felt and pretty much wouldn't have been able to fight back when he was stabbed. I guess the pain depends on where ur stabbed
A friend of a friend got shot in the face in Iraq and it didn't do a lot of damage, but gave him a very Jokeresque scar on one side, and apparently he was a handsome fellow. So girls would ask about the scar and he would say "I'm a Marine and got shot in the face."
@@larryrestelle1434 Just go fuck yourself. He got stabbed in the face trying and succeeding in protecting someone and still fought back and you call him a pussy. You're Dad is a pussy and so are you
Thanks brother. I wish everyone would do the same as you but that's realistically not the world we live in. And especially in NYC where you're programmed to turn the other cheek or to " not get involved " . From the bottom of my heart, i thank you for acting. Adrenaline is crazy! Notice how he had to be told his face had an extra mouth on it? My friend got his face slashed at a concert we were at in 2007. He didn't even know it happened for the first 3 minutes. Someone bumped into him and started a fight. He gets hit, gets a couple hits in and its broken up, and the guy storms off. We all thought that was that. Like 2 hours later when we were all nice and drunk this kid walks by my friend and punches him in the face. That's what my friend thought. The kid actually stuck a karambit ( those hooked knives ) into his face and drug it all the way behind his ear and into his hair line. It was 64 or 74 stitches for him. The kid did end up being charged about a year later. There was this was this whole investigation. He was from Pennsylvania and was bragging to people that he cuts some kids face at this concert, and the detectives put the pieces together. We were from NJ, so without the detectives the kid never would have been caught. He got 10 years in prison, I think.
I got hit by a truck and unfortunately I was wearing shorts and sandals. Fractured knee cap that got skinned to the bone literally, palms were hamburger meat, road rash all over my body, toenails on my right foot completely ground off... I have to say, I didn't even know I was injured until I got up and started looking at myself. Adrenaline is a crazy thing indeed
@@koosh138 Google says: A Glasgow smile is a wound caused by making a cut from the corners of a victim's mouth up to the ears, leaving a scar in the shape of a smile. The act is usually performed with a utility knife or a piece of broken glass, leaving a scar which causes the victim to appear to be smiling broadly. I'm sure there's lots of ways to do it. I wouldn't call myself an expert on it. I'm from the states. That's how i understood it though.
Glasgow smile or Chelsea grin is when the scar is from BOTH corners of the mouth extending upwards to the ears. It's caused by literally cutting the face, not razor blades in the mouth.
Ms. Ess it is not an everyday wound it is a punishment for grassing or something else like as an excuse for something else like getting someone to get into debt so that is the pretext for the terrible snitch mark it is saying that you are no good I am glad that although I am scarred nobody gave me one of those
Well if he hadn't done what he did, he would be a bad guy. So, doing what was right was inseparable from the risk involved. Karma didn't have anything to do with him getting stabbed.
@TheKaneECO That woman was viciously attacked and almost raped. Somehow you interpret this story of a vicious a@@hole who attempted to rape a women, who also stabbed Doug Smith in the face as a victim and paint the woman who was assaulted (and only a mere mention in the story) as the problem. WTF???? All you INCELS need psychiatric help.
kieran you must be new to this thread, some comments were removed. Have you not seen the woman who sued a man for saving her from drowning? Why? Because he touched her body without concent making him a rapist. Events like this happen all the time. Soon you'll be sued for just agreeing with a woman let alone trying to save/help her.
A ‘buck fifty’ actually refers to the cost of a slice of pizza at the time. So the term ‘ buck fifty’ means a ‘slice’. Slice of pizza...slice on the face. Buck fifty
sucksqueezebangblow Absolutely! I find that so many of these are not good. This one was perfect. And the show should be full of interesting stories that are told in a funny way. This dude got it. So many of them are pointless non-stories fluffed up with bad predictable jokes and sarcasm...Like how Joe Rogan literally told a story about somebody setting off the fire alarm in a hotel. That was the whole story. WTF?
Don't be a bystander- be a badass like THIS guy! Sexiest scar in the history of scars. An actual, real-life hero. Put yourself in the perspective of that woman... WOW... Must have been absolutely TERRIFYING. Paralyzing fear... Such violence and violation... I hope wherever she is now, she is doing ok. That is a lot to go through... And to think what would have happened if this dude, Doug Smith, didn't step in... Put HIMSELF in harm's way... I don't believe in angels. But people like this guy, rare as they may be, are why the rumors of them on earth exist. Rooting for you now, Doug. To make THIS funny, you've got skillzzzz. Hope to see more from ya.
lol that was from the heart respect, this was my first time hearing Doug as well to make this kinda thing as funny as he did is pretty hilarious to think about
It's definately admirable to intervene like he did. But would you do the same? Because frankly, a punch on the nose or in the throat can kill you. So stopping a violent rape incident could easily mean risking your own life. And that's a lot to expect from a complete stranger.
You're right. He is a hero for electing himself to get involved in a clearly life or death situation. Now imagine if he wasn't barred from owning a firearm to offset the obvious disadvantages he had in that fight with the knife wielding rapist.
@Carter S. : What makes you think that he is somehow prohibited from owning a gun? Even the strictest gun laws don't outright 'bar' the average person from owning a gun.
LMFAO! At about 12:45 this happened, he actually says "..I could push on the gland and shoot it across the room!!.." Lady in the audience half yells and half squeals "AWWW YEAHHHHH".
Brilliant story. Great pacing, no rushing through the retelling, interspersed with punchlines. One of the best stories this season. Thumbs UP! (Also; Hero.)
First, he's gorgeous. Just gonna put it right out there. Second, he is absolutely hilarious. His delivery and timing are perfect, and his content is very witty. Third, he's got amazing stage presence. Very comfortable. ❤️ Great job overall. 👍😄
see this is why Dane Cook ever had an audience in the first place. A guy would never say "that's a talented dancer" just because she had big... well .. em.. you get my point.
Ok I've watched about 20 of these, wide range of quality but this is the first time I've been so impressed I'm gonna look this guy up. Super smart, imaginative comedy and great demeanour/ delivery.
One of the funniest parts to me us him talking about the "infected box cutter" and leaning forward to bleed out any bacteria. If you're ever stabbed and the blade has been removed, particularly if it's a small laceration and you're not bleeding out, it's not a bad idea. Immediately rinse it as well, if you can bear to rinse out a wound
If his other sets are this good, I hope they give him a Netflix special. They've been giving most of the slots to female comedians and they are hilarious. Though I will stipulate that they pander to women's issues as much as men pander to men's issues, which can be a turn off for a lot of male audience members; they actually got rid of comments because of how sexist and toxic it was, which is a shame. I hope Netflix invests more in comedians, the younger generations love that shit.
Great humor! I had my left foot broken saving a gal in the same way. Ends up the guy had just gotten out of prison 10 days before - after 9 years for rape. Guy knew some tricky fight moves... Anyway, stand tall! Do right! Live laugh and love!
outstanding story. Made us laugh about sexual assault, AIDS, a pillow fight, 'creepy mustache guy' the homeless and getting cut like the Joker.... and nothing all that offense. terrific story telling and perspective, and he did a great thing to help a stranger the only thing that doesn't jive is he went to Manhattan for weed when lives in Brooklyn!
Protip: If you see something like that, where you *know* that the guy needs to get the shit kicked out of him, don't warn him. Don't yell. Don't push. Don't behave in any way that would be considered civil or courteous. You rush up on his blind side, and you hit him in the side of his head as hard as you possibly can. Then grab ahold of his shirt by the back of the neck, if possible, and keep hammering away. Don't stop until you are absolutely certain he is unconscious. If he turns around on you with a knife, use whatever hand is closest to grab his wrist and keep fucking hitting him in the face. Eventually he will drop, unless he's on something really potent. If that's the case, your best bet is to start screaming for help but DON'T STOP HITTING HIM. Too many times I see the "good guy" lose a fight because they tried to play fair. Don't. The point is to take the guy down without taking any damage yourself, if at all possible. Nowhere in there is "warn him" part of the mission. Play fucking dirty, because rapists and their like don't deserve to be treated courteously.
This is not only one of the most courageous stories but I kept laughing so hard during his telling of the story. Talk about a great human being and hilarious to boot! ♥️
1. Total hero. 2. One of the best-crafted and well-told stories I've seen in this series. 3. "In a city of 8 million people, some of them are going to be screaming." Totally authenticates the premise -- this man has definitely lived in NYC.
Watched this video when I had down time at work. One of the most compelling stories I ever heard. The day after I watched this, my friend and I went to a diner early in the morning after a party. When we sat down at the booth...I looked across, saw the mustache and then the scar, and I realized that Doug Smith was sitting right across from us with his family. Was too shocked by how surreal this moment was to even say hello.
