Describing Every Fate Servant In Three Words Or Less 

5:24 you know it

Orion: relationship problems Grand archer: that the bear

“Hey, Musashi ain’t that bad!” “She unleashed a singularity by cooking rice with the Holy Grail.” “Oh…”

“I hear knocking” “They’re knocking louder” “Door is CRACKING” “They’re in Kitchen”

Us phantom fans: “hey you know what? He made it into the video. That’s a win”

Being a horse in mythology seems like a good time

Heracles would be too strong in the game if he wasn’t a berserker hence why we only have *UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING*

Saber Karna just came out of nowhere and I fucking *love him*. Instant lvl 100 10/10/10

1:31 4:52 5:02 5:44 They’re so close they’ll get you any second…

"They're Knocking louder "😂😂😂😂

I like how all the servants have a accurate and funny description. Then Jason and Oberon are just *B A S T A R D*

7:25 I remember getting Dantes after I had played through the entire Danganronpa series and thinking to myself "Why is Nagito/Kamukura a servant?"

Immediate like for Barghest being his wife. We stan Barghest love here

"That's the horse" Lmao

1:37 "What happened?" Kiara murder happened.

5:34 Fun fact: Shuten does not have the "child" trait but Ibaraki does.

“THAT’S THE BEAR.” Killed it

1:04 Man of culture 🤝 3:18 WE NEED THE SUMMER VER.

1:28 S...S...Senchou? 3:26 definitely our Senchou.

"f*ck a horse" hold up "there's the horse" I see

8:01 jesus christ i never noticed how thin those legs were until you pointed out

Reines is a weird character lol( but an interesting one nontheless), and her brother really needs a break

Ok, Carmilla is Plushie Mistress but Melt isn't Ryou Emerald?

"Honestly? Best girl." WAOW! And that is how you get your video a like.

"Daddy issues" Mordred so accurate

6:51 Better watch how loud you say that or else a certain devilish kouhai may just have to turn you into a pig.

5:22 i see you are aware of the lad with the most wholesome intentions for mata hari, and to that i salute you good sir

TamaCat should have been "a cat is fine too". But yeah i feel like everyone loves her despite her wonky kit.

7:25 Okay im glad I wasnt the only one who literally thought that dante's art literally looked like a danganronpa character

I'm heckin crying at bird up WHEEEEEZE, I love Circe

1:03 green lantern

I just like to imagine that Hollow Ataraxia fans hear 7:05 every time they see Caren

Magical Girl Ilya - "They're knocking louder." I died. Abigail Williams - "Those legs" *FBI OPEN UP*

2:57 Seriously, the absolute best

7:00 this made me laugh out so hard

Medusa really does deserve more love. Can I have a 5* version of her for Christmas

2:44 "It aint gay if its clay"

Klidge looking at summer morded: Honestly….the best. Me: Damn straight.

I died in the "Projection" part, xD (Seriously, they did Geronimo dirty. Poor guy :/) PS: Eli Caster is worst welfare :v

6:45 He's not wrong

0:23 So, from what I can gather, he's basically Kakyoin?

2:55 earned my like 👍

Queen Zenobia: *HOLY. FUCK.* Couldn't have said it better myself

Was already expecting a Danganronpa joke for Edmond Dantes and it still caught me off guard

As a non fgo player, this shit is wild, and also hilarious as fuck even without context

8:03 Agreed. This was fun to stumble upon.

The energy of your "I'm sorry" was just incredible

2:11 i was kind of expecting them to say "immortal" because he basically is in game

"She deserves better" true... so true

*pauses at Ereshkigal* "Best girl" PEAK UNADULTERATED BASED

“Sorry about Russia.” Bro that can mean so many things for so many people

"sorry about Russia" Man

"What a nerd." "What a cutie." "What a hottie." My gay self was not ready for the whiplash.

>Okita >Best GudaGuda characters B A S E D

2:40 I thought you were gonna go with ball buster

I gotta say, the Edmond Dantes one is prettu accurate

I'm sort of surprised F/SN Cu didn't get called "Honako Green" instead of Billy but I guess they both work.

Okay, i enjoy the attention....but I'M NOT USELESS! Thank you~🎶

7:06 *Neil's cursed that's amore outtro intensifies*

"You deserve happiness" thank you for that.

0:10 bro how dare you , ceasar is chady asf >:0

For those that are saying "I am the storm" is four words...the song is Bury the Light. Which is three.

Your opinions on Ereshkigal and Rider are nothing but pure facts and truth

wait was Arash in there? The Grand Archer himself?

I'm surprised you didn't say Anastasia is myst's waifu. It's practically a running joke at this point.

Well my laptop froze and then bluscreened during the Caren bit, so that was was odd

Rider Mordred: Honestly the best. I can't argue with that.

1:37 Dio's boyfriend but from Castlevania

"Unwanted reverse genderbend." Y Y'know he existed before Artoria, yeah?

7:54 straight facts

0:57 I was wrong for thinking that I am safe from being motivated

0:54 Ah yes... Vergil

"Unwanted genderbend"boy i have wanted a actual king arthur forever

EMIYA will never escape mom status

The respect you put on Ushi making me forgive you calling OG Artoria a burger eater.

Excuse you, Arthur is very wanted. Arthur > Altria

Being called a yandere is hurtful.

Ozy is not "Egyptian Dio"?

Enjoyed every single second of it

4:51 This dude's spitting facts

0:52 IS TOO MOTIVATED!

You forgot OG Raikou & Raikou Lancer.... How could you... :-(

3:15 I mean can you blame her tho? Look at Xiang Yu, How could your hormones not go wild for this man? Mine sure did

This is… really good

0:27 so younger guys, ok I can use shapeshifting to back to being 14, 1:33 very legal useless Goddess 2:09 not sure I can fully live up to her standards but am willing to try,...despite my undead condition 2:26 as long as we're not eating Haggis all the time its cool 2:29 my dark queen 2:34 neither yet both, 2:42 My king 2:49 reason to move to Alabama, 2:56 second reason for the one above, 3:51 I want her to call me daddy 5:00 we need bore blankets,....but not clothing 5:38 do not see a problem with that, 6:40 wild side gall,..my thing 6:41 my wife 6:49 our sex counsellor, 7:27....that its true, best girl the gothic french tsundere wife 7:29 our open marriage plus one

Sitonai: xNaya I'm ashamed at how long it took me to figure this out.

Ozymandias: PRAISE THE SUN

6:55 "Heaven's Feel Kiddo"

Vergil Oberon should’ve been imposter among us

I love Valkyrie for the reason she's not a servant with 3 ascensions, she's 3 Servants. You get 3 waifu for the price of 1, cant beat value like that.

me who thought this was short begginers guide about all servants:

"Just a guy" LMAO

I only heard facts-

This was so funny, can't wait for season 2

Ozymandias: *appears* Klidge: *points* arrogance Ozymandias: *offended* Me: *sips tea*

God I wish agravain and kireisputin were playable, I'd love what you could come up with for them

This video is the epitome of rewatch value

I'M THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

Kinda new to fate but here i go Saber of red Color red saber How did i do?

"You deserved better." Me to half the servants after learning their backstories.