Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny i genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky i still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took i was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering with out meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.
Lmao this reminds me when me and my friend were living together playing minecraft on the ps4. When she went to sleep I made a giant mantis base made of nether bricks marble and glass. It was super cool, but at the end of it was a piano room of note blocks, and I cheated in tons of hidden command blocks to attach to each note. Each one spawned a different mob in the game, i made enough notes to get every mob in the game. And each had a spawn point in my friends mansion. Then I had her come over and show me how to play some piano >:)
Teacher: "No stealing military documents in class!" The nefarious, mischievous and even downright malicios individuals located in the back of the teaching estabilishment in question:
When you're up to some ludicrous Folly as per usual, and the Series of devious Stratagems you concocted is successfully carried out by your unscrupulous Goons:
Me: *sticks my leg out from under the blanket* The devilish, mischievous, nefarious and downright rambunctious rapscallion of which would be known as “the monster under my bed” ready to do some trickery, some tomfoolery, if you may, even a little bit of goofing around:
This could be accidental genius (or straight up genius), but laying downs percussive straight 8th’s over a syncopated/swung melody is some hard shit 🔥🔥🔥
yo this is fire 🔥 STEPS FOR WORLD DOMINATION: 1. Get into a position of power (a governmental position is ideal, such as president. If acquired, skip to step 8. For demonstrational purposes, we will use the "climb the ranks method", starting with joining the military.) 2. Dedicate life to joining the military 3. Climb the ranks to General 4. Gain respect 5. Find corruption; start civil war (happens during 6-9) 6. Win an impossible battle, multiple times (optional, but speeds up process) 7. Climb the ranks more with your newfound fame and respect (run for president, as such) 8. Gain the utmost respect of the people 9. Conquest (Claim land and expand, be careful to keep your respect) 10. Corrupt military (on your side) 11. Repeat step 9 until you hold a major molopoly on the world's economy 12. stock up (supplies worth at least 20 years) 13. shut all trade routes 14. when enemies are drained, conquer them until you own the world 15. Create dystopia 16. protect yourself immensely 17. was it really worth it?
10: Create an artificial gap among the people (democrat and republican party) to have them endlessly struggle against each other and never question your elitist rule
tutorial on how to give a sloppy bj **Step 1**: make sure they are all relaxed undressed and ready for the sloppy toppy **Step 2**: spit on it and rub it all over it slowly natural lube and getting it hard is pretty important!! **Step 3**: lick the tip with nothing else touching it make it twitch at the slow licks you give it make them sensitive to everything you do **Step 4**: relax your throat muscles as you take them in for the first time if you can’t go all the way straight away keep practicing going deeper the longer you go **Step 5**: don’t be afraid of how much you drool on it trust me it’ll feel good for them as you bob as much as you can taking as much in as you can make them feel all mushy **Step 6**: make sure you don’t stop if you hear them moan/say they’re gonna coom this is where you speed up and get deeper if you can don’t make the mistake of slowing down **Step 7**: hold their legs open if you’re going fast they might try to close them through just twitches don’t let them try to escape the sloppy **Step 8**: deptroat it all and let them unload all of it don’t stop going fast until you feel it soften and have swallowed all the milk!! **Step 9**: aftercare is very important if he don’t kiss you after that sloppy he ain’t a keeper
My (Hypothetical) Girlfriend: I'm coming over, you better not be planning sinister, nefarious, suspicous, cunning, mischevious, and downright diabolical acts of tomfoolery, causing unfortunate mishaps to the unsuspecting townsfolk My devious unscrupulously fishy ass:
Teacher: "No planning world domination in class!" The most mischievous, malicious, and sinister group of human specimens which locate in the back of the classroom: perchance
This is quite indubitably devious, if I do have to say, my fellow acquaintance, I do be up to some quite sinister shenanigans when I hear the silly, and mysterious tune playing
Don't forget it's underground and must have some guards in full armor, and it must have a throne which turns around so you can have your hands in a folded position looking at the hero and saying "I've been expecting you here" and then telling him about your plans
Hello my friend, one could understand why you might think that music was invented 2 months ago as this is quite a splendid and rather engaging piece of music. However, it is my understanding that music was invented many moons ago as humans have been around for quite some time, so I believe that it is within my duty to correct you. Farewell and take care.
Me in basement: The most devious, sinister, diabolical, and despicable creature traipsing towards me as soon as my only light source gets extinguished:
