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"I am no stranger to death." "Killing comes easily to me." "Rest in peace." "They didn't even know what hit them." "Always on the mark." "Just doing my job." "Nothing personal."
"I don't have any friends because I... Shot them all with my gun." Excellent delivery, also explains the tragic backstory of the world's greatest gunslinger, Mister Gunn, who was so blinded by his rising fame and skills that he was easily tricked by an Evil Vizier. He shot his own allies in what he believed was a legendary 21-man Free-for-All, which was actually a two 10-man team deathmatch. He shot everyone and the ref. Now, nobody likes him. Instead of coming to terms with his mistake, Mister Gunn hides behind a veneer of unfeeling arrogance.
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The game devs put in all the positive reinforcement to make sure you stick around and spend cash on their skins and lootboxes. The players provide 10x the amount of negativity anyhow.
After cycling through his numerous layers of bluster and posturing, he was only left with a simple, honest statement. He had finally reached the root of his problems. Instead of crumbling in a heap, he could only smile. He had achieved self-actualization. The world made so much more sense. The key to a better tomorrow was in his grasp. Godspeed, Mr. Gun.
*Characters in gameplay:* "Shoot good. Me good." *Characters in cutscenes:* "You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique. But, that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good."
I don't understand...how does ejecting the first bullet by hand help? That's just one less round... And what does it matter if it's automatic vs a revolver? Does the revolver have an ejector? This is such confusing dialogue!
@@bluephoenix7565 Ocelot has a fresh magazine with 8 rounds and no rounds in the chamber. He loads the first round by racking the slide. He shoots 7 shots. He puts in a new magazine of 8 rounds. He racks the slide to ensure that he has a round in the chamber. The live round he tried ejected by hand jams in the ejection port. The technique Snake is referring to is supposedly used in the Middle East to always ensure you have one live round in the chamber. You manually rack the slide every time before you get ready to fire - as it would be better to waste a single live round than be caught without a round in the chamber. Ocelot tried the technique twice and on the second time it caused the Makarov to jam due to a failure to eject
Mirage in Apex has my favorite kill quip ever. “Yeah, you lost this one. But it has nothing to do with your skills! Well, because you don’t have any, clearly.”
I like how TF2 put decent effort into their fps quotes: "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!" "I'm looking at your x-ray and I'm afraid YOU SUCK!" "You died as you lived: running away." "If your strategy is to build me confidence, it's workin'" "Those $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin' are they?" "Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!" "This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you" "I'm drunk; what's your excuse?" "You should have brought more guns, son."
Fun fact, these are actual dialogues from Battlefield 2047 A game literally made by marketing gurus and executives that have never been outside before.
I like how the “I have no friends, because I shot them all with my gun” implies he didn’t kill them all; he just shot at them. Which means most of his ex-friends probably survived the shots, and stopped being friends with him out of annoyance.
@@mr_jimmmmmmm Yeah I hope RU-vid never gets rid of them, they are my favorite feature of the website. I especially like the porn ones that target children's videos and make me worry for my little cousin's mental development and view of women. It's like a horror movie but in real life! What more can you ask for.
@@eoincampbell1584 Thank goodness RU-vid focused on removing dislikes from videos over removing bots. Clearly that was the more pressing issue that absolutely needed to be removed.
You can see the phone in the sunglasses, while some would say that is a continuity error, this is further lore. ProZD is showing us that the character practices their lines to themselves.
0:00 Heh, too easy. 0:02 Heh, not hard. 0:04 Heh, the...opposite of hard it was so simple. 0:09 I am so good. At guns. 0:12 One bullet, one death 0:14 Did you think you could win? You couldn't because I won instead. 0:19 You thought you could stand a chance? Against me? Mr. Gun? 0:23 Twenty enemies? That means twenty for me and zero for the rest of you, because I killed, the twenty. 0:31 I have no friends. Because I shot them all with my gun. 0:35 Heh, nobody likes me. :D
One time in Pokemon White version, Bianca's team swept the floor with me, and I just barely managed to win a victory. After the battle, she lamented how she'll never be as strong as Cheren or the player, when she came so close to beating me.
I love how this basically came out to "what if Duke Nukem was a battle royale character?" I don't know if that was your intention, but that's a helluva voice you put up for this one. Well done as always.
That ending made me realize that there's probably hours worth of bloopers out there from laughing during takes. We may never see it but it's nice to know that this is just as fun to make as it was to watch!
I want to make a huge overwatchesque game that exists solely to rip on AAA multiplayer FPS games like this. And I absolutely would have this exact same character as the mascot of the game. He's Mr. Gun, and the game is Mr. Gun's Wild Ride.
@@0BucketMask0 The game's format would also reduce the team sizes by one player, so that 'each individual on the team gets more chances to shine' or something.
@@thegoodmudkip3652holy shit, the dialogue even fits, I just realised. This could be a brilliant satire if made by the right person. Valve could easily do it a second time, I bet. Several lines in the video actually sound like something spy, sniper, and scout would say.
@@neilxdavis5359 man those 2 videos "when your weird uncle attends your graduation" and " if 2022 was a real person" had me laughing like crazy. You got yourself a subscriber, keep up the good work
"I am so good...at guns" summarizes millions of hours of online "skill building" (to the point of trivializing it). This is the kind of content I tune in for, keep it up
"This is the part where I ride into the sunset" "I have done line dances more dangerous than that" "And here I thought this was gonna be hard" May my brother join me with their victory quotes, if they reconize the game that is ;)
Borderlands 2's voice lines are a breath of fresh air, for sure. If you lose a player duel with Zer0, his dialogue (which is always in haikuu, btw) goes something like, "I lost fair and square/ Whatever that dumb phrase means/ Who loses a square?"
The smile at the end is so precious, means he is really having fun making these videos. This is a very specifically-his-mom-thing to say but even if I didn't understand any of these, I'd rate this video S tier because he looks so happy it makes me happy.
"The game was rigged from the start." "The gods granted the holy buffs" "You got nerfed...Got it ? Cause I-I used a nerf gun and also we're in a video game"
"You will suffer as I, Ramattra, have suffered! Your torment will outlast the stars. When the universe dwindles into dust, there you will be, still suffering as I have Suffered!"
My favourite are the super happy silly characters that scream stuff like "Hah! pop goes the weasel!" as they explode the brains of other human beings not deranged at all
It's way worse in Musou games. "Haha, this is the power of family and friends!" says the guy who killed literally ten thousands of soldiers fighting to feed their own enemies or try to get a grip in the world only to get absolutely annihilated by the quirky named character just for being on enemy side.
I would recommend Deep Rock Galactic (Cooperative PvE Multiplayer FPS) The call outs are much more varied and amusing. I'd be curious to hear your take on them.
Was just about to comment this. Feel like a lot of FPSes fall into the trap of dialogue like this, and it's unsurprising that the community fostered by those games seem to take in the dialogue's stead. DRG has one of the most positive communities ever, and that's largely because I am screaming at my teammates from across a 15 mile radius where there's a cavern in between us that this is all in the name of Karl. Rock and Stone
Coop games always have more detailed (& thus usually varied) callouts/voicelines, and often a greater quantity of them - so there's not really a comparison to be made with PvP games and their kill quips. It's also easier to make memorable lines when you can play off of a set group of characters (Left 4 Dead for ex.) or a clear set of circumstances & corresponding lines (the Diablo II callouts are a classic, and every character puts their spin on them).
TF2: "Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit. C'mon, make us both happy!" "Dominated, hippie, get a job!" "My skill is VASTED on zis team!" "And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen..." "I hear someone building diaper changing station!" "Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!" "Well, off to visit your mother!"
We laugh, but I want to know how close this is to a real voice acting experience of his. Voice actors rarely have a choice in their scripts, and I've heard terrible stuff make it into finished products.
Not really an online FPS player, but I like how everyone in these games sound like Duke Nukem lol I'd definitely play a game where that's near enough the entire dialogue for everyone, it'd definitely be amusing. Meanwhile, single player FPS dialogue is mostly silent.
Meanwhile in TF2, Spy explains in excruciating detail what he did to Scout's mom last night while Soldier yells every racial slur in the dictionary and Medic laughs maniacally about nothing in particular.
This a pretty funny takedown of dialogue from your average modern military shooter. But I'd love to see you do something like this on the "whacky" and "quirk-tastic" dialogue from the character shooters like Overwatch. Now *that'd* be a sight to behold!
You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you've only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique. But, that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good.
If we're using dialogue like in the video. I can imagine something like someone having a hard time with something and their friend is like: "You know what I do, I fix all my problems with a gun, then there's no problem"
As a 95 year military veteran with over a 9000 kills for the army, I can confirm after a large battle, seeing my friends and family die around me, I would often say "HUH too easy!"
