Did The Past Really Happen? 

Lmao

Lol 😆!!!

Hey Vsauce, Micheal here! I just robbed a bank... Or did I? What defines "Robbing"? I took 24 hostages and stole 69 million USD.

That’s so good

I temporarily forgot that I'm in a Vsauce video and thought you were talking about Michael de Santa.

no more

No more

No more

No more

Ur profile picture matches ur comment so well

Pretty golden comment

😂😂😂

😂. 😂. 😂. 😂😊

You forgot papa john

Bro you forgot edward

Yet these lil videos are still very much capable of putting you in the state of such dread 🤗

kurzgesagt does it too, with fun little cartoon birds

Yeah fun "lil" very little

Exurb1a

Kurzgesagt does it too

+Rory Snow U ARE A SUPERHERO!!!

+Rory Snow I will join in you in your adventure of laziness!

+Peacerino Kripperino THE KRIPPERINOS ARE SPREADING! SOON THEY WILL BE EVERYWHERE!

+Rory Snow that's what I keep telling my boss!

That's a brilliant motto

@RünerTheWolf 25 😂😂😂

RünerTheWolf 25 no.

when he told me to be lazy that was a first

That’s why I love channels like vsauce. It really makes you realize how much you really don’t know and thus makes you that much more eager to learn.

Did he really? *Or did you do it yourself?*

Its not

Indeed.

​@@nbtoutcequejevaisdireestfa5441 you are a part of universe, you definitely decide for yourself

That's not even what he said and completely changes the meaning lol

philosophically illiterate. conflating a representation with what its representing, aka "mistaking the map for the territory."

That was last Thursday.

Or will he?

Greatest comment

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KEEP IT AT 420 LIKES

Lmao

Who says philosophers are boring? Philosophy is dope

@@adriatic.vineyards yeah I know

@@BatCostumeGuy or did they? Before last Thursday?

@@adriatic.vineyards i learned Philosophy in my PreSchool days

You would be surprised

I wish😢

60 seconds game

Same and it feels awesome, keep learning!

i learned this few weeks ago, i didn't expected to use this knowledge outside of school this fast

The entropic brain

That's hilarious

HAHAHAHAHA

Hahahaha

Exactly like is this clickbait

😂 😂

Haha 🤣

Ngl I thought I was watching 2 videos 🤣🤣🤣

Title: did the past really happen?

We've come a long way from Toto 😐

“everything was created last thursday”

Lmfao

Lol

Lmfao

Lol

Lmfao

Heat death of the universe: *I am inevitable* Michael: *And I am, Vsauce*

I am inevitable

Thanks for giving me a good laugh

0.1 second

@@thebritishempireball4184 Even less

Vilho kuis panee

Exactly

but what created energy? energy wasnt always around, because the universe wasnt always around. so what created energy?

Arked Thrive god

Arked Thrive the world may never know...

Lethargy u forgot the existential crisis, also, imma do a test real quick. I’m ready to get my bed and I can get my bed and my room and I have to go get ready for my room ready to leave and my bed ready to be home and ready for my room to go to play my bed room bed bed room room and room for a room. If ur wondering I just spammed the middle thing. I just read it, and just, “my bed room bed bed room room and *room for a room* “

@@scooperdooper4097 WHAT

@@UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA after the "test" i just spammed the auto correct middle word (i was on my tablet)

@@scooperdooper4097 I got that, but i can't get why you are not booking for the other one is a little more than I can say is that I have to go to the other side of the other one.

Stolen

WRACKER 123 ROFL

WRACKER 123 that's exactly how I feel everytime I watch one Vsauce video

Alex G But what is a feeling?

Bill Anderson Bruhhhhhhhh

No one can escape curiosty in my BGM.

@@radhikadesai414 I don't have tik tok

@@radhikadesai414 noob

@@burgerplanet4490 sorry how this somehow offended you man😔

@@burgerplanet4490 what the acutual Fuck?

@@burgerplanet4490 I can hear the moaning in that room what you doing with him?

Lmao

Sir Isaac Newton! What are you doing?

FOR SCIENCE!

General Grievous: **happy addition to collection noises**

👍👍👍👍👍👍

first comment AGAIN

please do not being of stalk mikhail, Ashley Casey

That is some wise words Vsauce :,)

Ashley Casey noooooooooo

Powerful Vegeta ???

SO TRUE

Yes. I need this.

It would be a bad shirt though

it would be a little weird, even if I relate to it

tacky

No, just prolong its fate, but only by a miniscule amount.

Matsie36 well that's why put those airquotes on save xD

Matsie36 Which is saving. If I save you from getting drowned in a pool, you're still going to die. I'm just prolonging your fate.

No matter how lazy you are your body is still working!

***** Yes but the ammount of resources you use would be less.

i wanna be lazy now

Benn

Finally some good arguments to those who complain about my laziness.... Eh I'm not sure they will understand thermodynamics so it's probably useless to try and explain that to them, it would take too much precious energy to do so.

Lol

Can’t reach for the comment button, will do the reply button instead.

Pritpal Singh But does the baby even exist at all? *cue Vsauce music

First, let's define what's a baby.

A baby is a human, but smaller.

@@randzrubiales4273 Or is it?

@@randzrubiales4273 First, let's find out what it means to be human. [Explanation] In conclusion, snails are the centre of the universe.

Like me

stop following me everywhere I go!

Like me

Why are you following me

Like me

YES

Ur Afail make it happen mate.I'll be a buyer!

Ur Afail I knew that just seating around and not doing anything was helping the world.

You fuckin you

The question is who's gonna DO it? If you know what i mean!

*Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy *Me:* No, I'm exercising my tennis Elbow!

bigtutubi it's solar powered

Mom: go outside your lazy Me: IM DECREASING ENTROPY IN THE SYSTEM

Karl Müdsam lol 👍

Mom can't do math.

Micah Philson tru

God, im really glad i wasnt the only one thinking that

TOto wasn't found because he was busy blessing the rains in africa

𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼?

Same

The Romans did that too. Turns out we only have their important books and some ruins today, which does tell us pretty much but not all about them.

justwitti unless our civilization collapses like the Roman's society did and we enter a world wide dark age it is likely the records we have will remain.

***** There's no way we could collapse like the Romans. I'm not sure if you're American, but just because America every gets nuked or whatever, there will still be plenty of records as to what our time was like for other countries. However, we aren't really any less likely to die from, say, an asteroid than the Romans (also we could probably prepare for it better)

***** Haha, ALL data? Geeze

Cough cough aztecs. Do you keep record of your bags of beans?

Try a better school.

Chris Pontius No shet, have you been to a french school lmao

WintyVisualz Lol french school's.. How much philosophy do they teach xd?

Love your profile pic, MLGjontron cannot be out qwickscopped.

People speak french in my country, teachers cant even teach french, we had 30 students in support class and 30 other other that couldnt be in that class because it was full. employers are complaining on how kids cant write correctly. The education system is awful.

Nope 💔

Nope

These are my sleep videos and have been for the last 7 years

Nah

yes

Next video after that one: "AM I BEING PAID YET?"

It's clues to let you know you are going crazy

Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?

Nothing really matters.

Next Video: “Spooky Coincedences”

Put that on a t-shirt

Maria Sayco to much energy will be used... go sleep!

Tell it to my wife... :)

Arek Postolski OH NO! WE ARE WASTING ENERGY BY TYPING THIS STUFFS. HOWS ABOUT WE ALL DIE TO CONSERVE THE UNIVERSE! or not. Won't happen in my life time

XD

Me too.

It is very cool actually

illyounotme Yeah. It suggests: Let's just get rid of all of mathematics, logic, computer science's basis, theoretical physics, legal studies, social studies, economics, sociology, language studies, and half of philosophy. In fact. One could even argue the hard sciences wouldn't make any sense if it was true. Since the hard sciences necessarily require us to come to an agreement on specific unfalsifiable debates before we start them. Who decided that unfalsifiable claims are not worthy of debate and on what basis? Who decided that scientific method X is superior to scientific method Y and why? Is this falsifiable empirically? No. It's a value judgment.

Ryan Hutton scientists probably laugh their ass of if they hear you talk.

Thats because it was named by a philosopher who was also a mathematician

XdmsT Why would they do that?

nah "god of entropy" sounds cooler and is also more accurate

LMAO

😂😂

Your profile picture matchs the comment 😂

@Eric Jungmann if lazy= slow down Then Running around= making things go fast

Saving the universe is our superpower! Who needs iron man or Captain America?

Im shaving the universe!

@@radi0sowithazero979 with the Occam razor

Sloths, assemble.

Im a hero! 😅

Its disrespectful to talk to your parents like that.

@@crotchsplotch its a joke

The Last Bueno Yes, but it's a joke. I don't think anyone would seriously speak to their parents in this manner.

@@mmymmy315 I know I was joking.

@@crotchsplotch Your comments don't seem like a joke to me 😞

I wonder how much damage it deals

about 9000

scorched core 9000 damage in minecraft damage, Pokémon damage, call of duty damage, or any kind of damage? Because in some games 9000 damage isn't that much.

its an ultra rare drop, and can one hit kill everything lol

BBGaming&Tutorials ok,makes sense

XD

I'd make a comment that states something about how lazy I am in a funny manner, but that would be too much effort...

Programmed Persona XD

Programmed Persona we are screwed.... well at least we are doing something right by saving the universe!!!!

XD

yes but was the laser sword invented last thursday?

up next: Alessandro Volta's Oscillating Frozen Lightsaber

@@m.jailam8861lmao😂

A few more minutes later-ended up at googol years later😂

@@--TOM-- no

hey thats actually a prettty good answer when asked the question!

YES

😂

good one

😂

😂

good one

Niels De bont especially if they somehow find our internet like RU-vid and can’t understand language but see furry videos

It's not though, we have such an archive that something like that will never happen.

RichiPeteMedia r/wooosh

@@LilHex20 lmao, never thought a stupid fuck who thinks r/wooshing people in 2020 would do it to me on a comment that has no fucking application in any sense.

@@cycbuild nah not happening

Michael: I am an immortal being. *WORSHIP ME!*

*Opens coffin* "Hey Vsauce, Michael here..."

He died last Thursday

No

*jazz music starts*

The originality is simply mind boggling ...

True story TMME360

No nigga

What is a "nigga"?

Finity1990 did you really ask that?

I thought you were gonna go for the Spanish Inquisition.

these would make some perfect RPG easter egg weapons

I literally read this comment when he mentioned it on the video. Another video for vsauce

Lmao yeah its much stronger than thanos gloves

TheRonnoc182 ikr

beginning of the video - terry's death !! how dare you invalidate toto's contribution to the eventual heat death of the universe

universe*

lol wys he changed the topic quick

TheRonnoc182 I find it annoying when he does that.

Yes! 🥲🥲🥲

Lol way too far

Relaxing has nothing to do with "time" it is an emotional reaction. UNIVERSE exists regardless what humans do. Times not relevant to universe existence is.

super funny

@@vaughnparry1760 haven't you watched the video? It is relevant, 100% in fact...the universe will still exist after the "heat death" in 10^100 years and at that stage time becomes irrelevant because literally nothing's going to happen after that, but that's not the point here. It's about the *time* until that event, and Michael (as he always does) explained pretty clear and undeniably why relaxing *does* prolong that event. And if you're talking about emotions being irrelevant in that regard, think again...you consume energy by thinking aswell. Relaxing literally saves up energy consumption compared to feeling angered for example the same way he described in the video only even less than compared to actively moving your body. In my whole life until now I sure as hell saved the universe a nanosecond or two compared to the hypothetical me that would've been more active. Now if you had said it's irrelevant to think about it since there is no "if" and thus comparing your past and future life with a hypothetical other life doesn't change anything because you have lived and will live only one way which is already set in stone because of the nonexistence of coincidence in our universe...well *then* you'd have a point there, but as it stands you seem to highly underestimate the impact (or relevance) everything has/had/will have on everything else just because it's too tiny of a relevance for you to imagine. But please try to, because it's fascinating as fuck to find these things out. And also don't try to disprove scientific theories with semantics...you'll only sound smart and give fuel to ignorance to spread more ignorance. If I misunderstood your point, just say so...I'm not 100% sure since it's not my first language and well you didn't exactly phrase an explicit thought

Yes, but no. But really yes.

but with backed up sources

Me right now

He has answers though

He makes it so we can’t sleep.

Im like this 24/7 lmao

What if am I a child

Lol when something happens it feels like its happened before that because it just happened but actually it just happened and not before that

@@notmrsunday7888 exactly

You have memories of your childhood dreams?

@@ricardozuniga9664 yes, memories of since I was around 3

Best comment I've ever seen on a youtube video

Idk man if your sword is burning there may be a problem

Well, Fire Aspect is only a bad enchant because if you hit your opponent and then they hit you back then your attack just *BACKFIRED* HAHAHAHAHA

Facts

Me too lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😄😁🙂

Newton's Flaming Laser Sword is used in philosophy, not science.

brooksman10 ok thx for your contribution

Right? Maybe I should redirect my teachers here.

I feel ya bro

Lol

yerp

That's what makes them awesome! They work like a real conversation :)

It's like math questions... If 2 + 3 = 5, then what is the area of the surface of the sun?

Why does she tell you to go outside? Does she not like you?

Lmao! Shots fired. XD

+Ꭼʀɪ Ꮯʜᴇᴇsᴇ Yᴏɢᴜʀᴛ (Ꮲʟᴀᴛʏᴘᴜssʏ) what are those x-box symbols?

+Ꭼʀɪ Ꮯʜᴇᴇsᴇ Yᴏɢᴜʀᴛ (Ꮲʟᴀᴛʏᴘᴜssʏ) ...And how is your YTname such a jumbled mess when I reply to your comments?

Justin Elliott I can read it just fine, must be your eyes.

2. Vsauce 2 + Vsauce3 :D

There are two types of people: -Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Go back to inside gaming chaser

3. Funhaus/Inside Gaming

ZombieBobSponge you are goddamn stupid.