Is It Okay to Touch Mars?

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Martian ‘sun dial’:
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Touching Mars images (walnut regolith): www.nasa.gov/centers/ames/mult...
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terraforming of Mars: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrafo...
Outer Space Treaty: www.state.gov/t/isn/5181.htm#t...
Extraterrestrial Liberty: link.springer.com/chapter/10.1...
Time on Mars:
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NASA Mars time program: www.giss.nasa.gov/tools/mars24/
Mars Watches:
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@Gunnplay 3 года назад

Title: Is It Okay to Touch Mars? Michael: The universe doesn't care if you die.

@tomasnones 2 года назад

lol

@sendosnu9814 2 года назад

Sad but true

@jakeweberzwier8655 2 года назад

There is nothing subjective about the universe

@ash_tray_6 2 года назад

😂😂😂 made me lol

@gabahoe_gbh1333 2 года назад

Made me laugh lol out loud

@TheEpicRen 3 года назад

“Only OG’s remember earth”

@-guitarhero 3 года назад

Nostalgia 100

@derpy__7 3 года назад

If we ever start living on Mars some people will say that for sure.

@siddhantdeshpande4962 3 года назад

The fact that it is edited makes me more suspicious🤔🤔

@rafi_sensei5421 3 года назад

Would those born on Mars still be considered earthlings?

@bunnymerlin 3 года назад

@MadMaddox martians*

@FareSkwareGamesFSG 2 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1054">17:34</a> Vsauce quote of the day: "What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out."

@fundo3653 7 месяцев назад

That made me cry

@clam1940 3 месяца назад

He is asking to us should us human be creator of world and what is our purpose in life as human in the same video 🤯

@clam1940 3 месяца назад

Oh shit im late as fuck

@mad3ub_ 2 месяца назад

Fr @@clam1940

@defectpawn7194 Месяц назад

Right up there next to "Where did you get that body?"

@princefoxv 9 месяцев назад

Man, I didn’t realize how old this video was so when he said 2016 it hit me like a truck

@NinjaFreeStar 2 месяца назад

Same, I was fully taken aback 😢

@pacingBlue 2 месяца назад

Same here, in another video though, where he uses an old Samsung, like an s3 or sth. Time goes by..

@Gumbocinno 18 дней назад

2016 doesn't even feel like that long ago. The older I get the quicker the years go by. It's fucked. Half of this year is just about over already.

@Baylorain 3 года назад

“Where did you get that body” Me: *sweating* “The one you are in right now” Me: *relieved*

@avnishbadoni1393 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@yahiaberair9578 3 года назад

I got it from my daddy

@pietponger4074 3 года назад

Made me laugh made me smile

@legendarywarrior7396 3 года назад

@Chernobeel I got it from Joe.

@swaglord5 3 года назад

@@legendarywarrior7396 who... is joe

@sqwertt8605 4 года назад

“Mars rotates 2.7%slower” Oh our sleep schedule is gonna love that

@theyoshi202 4 года назад

Not sure if this is sarcastic but tbh I’d actually really like that. I’m never tired at night but always wanna sleep 2 more hours in the morning.

@theyoshi202 4 года назад

@Just an alien with some internet access Oh ok. Still, I’d love an extra 30 mins each day.

@prashantbommareddy6793 4 года назад

Our sleep schedule will adjust. There have been studies done with people locked away with no natural light and no clocks and there bodies had a totally different circadian rhythm. Our bodies will adjust to the days inn Mars pretty easily, especially as the difference is only 2.7%

@rianharrington1505 4 года назад

Ez claps

@curtisleblanc5897 4 года назад

@Just an alien with some internet access Yeah, yeah, su- Wait. What the-?!

@Alvaro-gt1si Год назад

"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darn "life" thing is, keeping It around might very will be up to us"

@quest-cequecesttonvisage 3 месяца назад

we owe it at least that much

@stopmostu 5 месяцев назад

Kid named mars

@brendanness Месяц назад

This needs more likes

@KevinAxe8 21 день назад

Kid named Okay

@Angel09009 18 дней назад

Insane😭

@Netizpossible 8 дней назад

Kid named touch

@loganmayo7516 7 лет назад

Did he just call me dirt

@gabrielmaisonet2843 7 лет назад

you succ

@_____._..--_ 7 лет назад

*YES*

@mateuszbugaj799 7 лет назад

*triggered*

@wdvorak 7 лет назад

Technically, he called us all dirt.

@fullestauto8912 7 лет назад

Wil D Technically...m We *ARE* all dust. Even hour water-based parts

@D-Man_Jam 3 года назад

_"A month from now, your skin will be completely different skin."_ *Then why do I still have acne*

@oumardiop1 3 года назад

do you still have it, its been a month

@Sabinator3000 3 года назад

it’s been a month, how ya doing?

@humanleg8124 3 года назад

And dermatitis?

@debkalpapal2682 3 года назад

Lmfao

@debkalpapal2682 3 года назад

Spelt as Limaffa-o

@josepha7157 Год назад

@Vsauce I’d love to see a follow up on this, new news, new info, new discoveries, you always present so well I’d love to see new developments in this story a little under a decade later.

@nafnist Год назад

Here's the update: We're not gonna put a human on Mars any time soon, let alone colonize it. Elon lied.

@gracecodd4378 8 месяцев назад

You just made me feel old

@bluerobot7 6 месяцев назад

It's a perfect fact that today this video was uploaded 7 years ago and 2030 will come after 7 years. Vsauce theme+

@user-df5yq5is8m 13 дней назад

@liamcastillo 7 лет назад

The End tho...

@snapped1220 7 лет назад

Liam Castillo heavy shxt

@luciano8528 7 лет назад

TwinCitiesApe yep haha

@misterpuggers8220 7 лет назад

a7x?

@BrianLovesYou 7 лет назад

It's not a Vsauce video if it doesn't give you a existential crisis.

@not_vj 7 лет назад

Liam Castillo, Subscribe to my channel

@grantmarks7429 5 лет назад

Question: Can You Touch Mars? Michael: *You are Mars*

@Kurachi84 5 лет назад

**touches himself** hey, Mars.... you single?

@user-zo4sh9hr2d 5 лет назад

*you are dirt*

@animax2422 5 лет назад

@theitalianstallion973 5 лет назад

I want a mars Chan

@ryanaugustine5940 5 лет назад

But the more important question is can Mars touch you?

@ej_makesvideos 8 месяцев назад

Earth 49372719-49372732 kids: “It’s just a planet” 5000000BC-1000000 kids: *nostalgia*

@street_pisser Год назад

This channel continues to astonish and amaze me. Michael has such a charming and engaging presence. Pairing education and entertainment seamlessly isn't an easy task. Fantastic stuff, Michael.

@Christopherlidis 7 лет назад

If Mars has a flag, what's Earth's flag?

@edarksummie 7 лет назад

I think is beautiful too. It makes me think of how do we'll feel and how it would be when we need to use an Earth's flag. And yes, maybe Earth's flag needs to be more green, but I'm okay with the idea of a flag symbolizing Earth more like the blue planet.

@LetoZeth 7 лет назад

Cancer.

@TheScoutGuyYTPs 7 лет назад

@LetoZeth you are cancer xd

@salvinho9932 7 лет назад

The american

@alexsiemers7898 7 лет назад

The United Nations flag.

@frogmantyla 5 лет назад

I really just let a dude named Michael call me dirt.

@msbreezy8310 5 лет назад

Oof

@cffeebear988 5 лет назад

I get bulled called dirt so I feel you

@Dubby-vh2ke 5 лет назад

Child orphan Boy peace of shit..... mate, I think you mean piece of shit.

@RoseOnFire 5 лет назад

@A.A.V. 5 лет назад

Yo were you get that mask?

@jordanm.5508 Год назад

Nat Geo's 'Mars' was my first space show! I can't believe it's been so long. That's what got me into space, and now I'll be going into aerospace engineering in the fall :)

@seimeinaiii Год назад

Really? Are you going into space?

@croissantsareaustrianactually 10 месяцев назад

How's your life going now

@sussydogelikesplanes Месяц назад

@@seimeinaiii aerospace engineering isnt being an astronaut. if they dont have a change of plan, theyll likely stay on earth, building rovers, landers, boosters, planes maybe . all that stuff

@tracychristenson177 Год назад

I think, if we have colonies on Mars, even international ones, they should have at least a basic set of rules/laws and some basic organizational system for starting out, set up before they even leave Earth. Starting a new colony would be a hard life, and it would make it harder if the colonists have to completely reinvent society from scratch as some random, disorganized collection of people. If they have at least some basic system, even if they end up changing it later, it would give them something to start from.

@alfredfx0 7 лет назад

Michael, your tie is damn nice.

@JakubLeliel 7 лет назад

The question is - "where did he get his tie?" ;) 14:52

@Jaybiiird 7 лет назад

yep lol :-)

@RyanJones-lv9dj 7 лет назад

I honestly want to know where he got it from It's very very nice

@isaiah1065 7 лет назад

Alfred Lewis Michael! Michael! Where did you get your tie from?

@miskerwhiskers5965 7 лет назад

Y'all are tripping me the fuck out

@TobiasBalk 7 лет назад

Why does Mars need a flag? Earth doesn't have a flag

@firemonkey4379 7 лет назад

I feel like they should divide a certain area and make it the first state or country of Mars and make that the temporary flag of Mars since different countries in the distant future may try to occupy Mars as well.

@Halo1138 7 лет назад

The first colony would essentially be everything. Once a Martian society forms, they may likely form countries or regions, states, provinces, stuff where flags can be useful again. A Martian flag like the one above would be very symbolic. I mean, it's the first flag for the first colony on the first planet inhabited other than Earth.

@seniorpedro9654 7 лет назад

+Veritox Flag is a symbol.

@user-us6nh5qy8q 7 лет назад

True

@maurodavid6492 7 лет назад

Led Zeppelin symbols would be great for Mars. Oh, in orange colouring obviously.

@dertyluck 6 месяцев назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1054">17:34</a> Michael has actually taught me so much about life and perspective. He’s helped me through time of depression while also educating me 😭

@invisible.spectra5809 Год назад

“We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us, we owe it at least that much” one helluva quote

@Dookiemunche 7 лет назад

You can touch Mars but only if it gives you consent

@vincentnicholson3946 7 лет назад

When you're a star, they just let you do it.

@Joker-gs6cl 7 лет назад

+Vincent Nicholson lol. That is smart.

@idontbelieveinpenises1952 7 лет назад

MrMosbyOfficial VEVO It's worse cause I just ate a Mars Bar... With consent, of course.

@goambriz 7 лет назад

MrMosbyOfficial VEVO Trump would just go for it...

@BariumCobaltNitrog3n 7 лет назад

Acowname4 hours ago"Not without it's consent." Copycat.

@dripcat5940 3 года назад

60 years from now memes will be like: "If you knew this blue planet, your childhood was awesome."

@thetimelapseguy8 3 года назад

It would be cool to start a new civilization with no laws on Mars though.

@inspirationmovemebrightly9627 3 года назад

😳

@torpuido4398 3 года назад

@@thetimelapseguy8 2b2t in real life

@oyungogdfrust4136 3 года назад

@@thetimelapseguy8 people would make their own laws like a nation

@normiewhodrawsonpaper4580 2 года назад

The replies are gonna be like: “definitely loved sniffing the smell of carbon in the air”

@mrscrunklebot Год назад

“L + Ratio + Touch mars + No oxygen 👽”

@nezukochan471 Год назад

bruh

@OmarHyari2009 Год назад

"Oh you play Genshin Impact? Yeah go touch Mars dust."

@michaelmellon6851 Год назад

I always enjoy your videos. Always a big fan of National Geographic.

@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq Год назад

How is NG relevant?

@olivercharles2930 Год назад

@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq This video was sponsored by Nat Geo

@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq Год назад

@@olivercharles2930 Ah, yeah: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KUddy8RGwns.html&lc=UgwLCjgVOIYPAbHwG7t4AaABAg.9jfQPJYhXA89k0eKGH0WNO#:~:text=thanks%20to%20nat%20geo%20for%20sponsoring%20this%20video

@HakarDoski 7 лет назад

Is it ok to touch uranus ?

@pikachu896 7 лет назад

e_e

@ulysessoliverasponyman 7 лет назад

Hakar Doski lol

@ulysessoliverasponyman 7 лет назад

Hakar Doski I see what you did there

@alawi3246 7 лет назад

Maybe but we still have to talk to big boy jupiter

@ragnkja 7 лет назад

When it comes to gas giants, the difficulty would be finding a surface to touch.

@abdullahmughal123 7 лет назад

are we the aliens that will conquer mars

@corbin5414 7 лет назад

Abdullah Pervaiz. I never thought about that

@yippee188 7 лет назад

Abdullah Pervaiz omg i'mma alian

@katmintgi 7 лет назад

*brain explodes*

@chelstoncontent 7 лет назад

Madison Welch same lol

@georgeallee16 7 лет назад

or are we dancers

@adamperry835 2 года назад

Michael telling me that I'm "a really neat thing that dirt does" is the most existential crisis inducing thing I've ever heard

@leon.007 Год назад

Beautiful poetry at the end

@ginothevader6258 5 лет назад

**looks at watch** Vsauce: “It is currently 2016”

@goned216 4 года назад

you can clearly notice that he is a time traveller >:C

@redmptiondenied 4 года назад

You act like there isnt a watch that has the date 🤦🏻‍♀️

@goned216 4 года назад

@@redmptiondenied the time travel clock :) lol still, why does he look at the clock VSauce has no notion of time :o

@user-ix6lu9rn1m 4 года назад

Deja. He’s not acting like that at all

@ultrawankerobliterator420 4 года назад

O R I S I T?

@truthfeline805 3 года назад

"You're just a really neat thing dirt does" thanks michael, I need that...

@themattbat999 3 года назад

i can't tell whether you were encouraged or depressed by his statement.

@friedchicken1 3 года назад

@@themattbat999 probably both

@themattbat999 3 года назад

@@friedchicken1 understandable, Vsauce makes me both question and appreciate my existence.

@hoangduchai7356 3 года назад

Michael: Is it okay to touch mars? Guy named Mars: SWEATS NERVOUSLY

@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 3 года назад

That might've been the nicest thing anyone has ever said too me

@PowerScissor Год назад

I've only listened to this channel audio only for years. This is the first time I've actually seen the video portion. I never would have guessed he was constantly popping up from off-screen all the time. Now that's all I'm thinking about.

@blockala 8 месяцев назад

I felt it when he said 2016. Cant believe I watched this in 2016..

@bepis_lord7883 3 месяца назад

Same, wish it was 2016 again instead of 2023.

@AlexisAlexander646 7 лет назад

Has anyone ever took the time to look at the description and how much effort he puts into these videos? There's over 30 websites he used, at least half of them are articles that he probably fully read. Not to mention, he has to make a script in a way that the average person can understand that lasts up to 18 minutes. And finally, someone has to edit everything he says, as well as add all the extra scenery videos like the Earth at the right spot that he says. I love this channel.

@AlexisAlexander646 7 лет назад

@Guts-the-Berserker 7 лет назад

*BUT YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TOUCH ANYTHING! STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!*

@addie2203 7 лет назад

omg I remember that XD

@kryster2987 7 лет назад

then casca *wasn't "touched" by griffith???? because science??

@devicintron7837 7 лет назад

Kryster Espeleta Hey Guts, when is the hiatus gonna end? When are you and Griffith gonna scrap again?

@ThePhoenix561 7 лет назад

Gunner, it's actually "is anything real?" reference

@colourfulseal2595 7 лет назад

Haha, 8:45

@alecstronach 10 месяцев назад

That little chuckle at "panspermia" got me lmao

@SantiagoAbud 2 года назад

Thank you so much for your content. The 15 years old boy that enjoyed it daily with a smile in his mouth and his eyes will always have a place in my heart.

@bernhardtrian7471 7 лет назад

Imagine the first born baby on mars . More famous than the Kardasihans

@hannibustoogfyrre6074 7 лет назад

Tahir Akkaya what if that kid IS a Kardashian?! *shivers*

@DetectiveDerpy 7 лет назад

+Hannibus 42 rip

@kangasushi8929 7 лет назад

Tahir Akkaya A child would be deformed if it were to be born on Mars. We need our gravity to form our bones the normal way, as we develop in the womb. A child born on Mars wouldn't get the same level of gravity.

@lowqualityshitposts8860 7 лет назад

New State mars: The Kardashian Dynasty

@just4skyrim 7 лет назад

Artificial gravity.

@theultagamer1295 7 лет назад

"Where did you get that body?" - Michael 2016

@Drekromancer 7 лет назад

TheUltaGamer12 I got it from my momma

@signmanstrr5577 6 лет назад

People saying this is a pick-up line, but to me this sounds more like he just found a murderer in the alleyway.

@AbyssPriestess 6 лет назад

"Where are your fingers?"

@parthiancapitalist2733 6 лет назад

TheUltaGamer12 lol "pan_sperm_ia"

@Lothar445 6 лет назад

I got it from my daddy.

@pisti7252 7 месяцев назад

6 years passed and we are still not on Mars, shame

@LiamsPlushStudio Год назад

It feels like he knows how the neext 200 years are going to play out hes just keeping us in suspense waiting for the next episode

@poncho.4127 6 лет назад

Watching a Vsauce video: - Let's go to Mars! - Why do I exist?

@naturesbeast4634 6 лет назад

Spontaneous combustion of the human body makes sense now!

@noxxi 6 лет назад

couldn't have said it better myself kudos to you, good sir

@republicapopularchina580 6 лет назад

Just like James May.

@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 6 лет назад

poncho. And that's why noodles aren't green.

@matthiasschoumatthiasson7638 6 лет назад

poncho. O

@donovanfn 3 года назад

“Hey what’s your nationality?” “Martian” “Oh, cool I’m from the moon.”

@navedhasan4632 3 года назад

Marsian

@corveii5820 3 года назад

Martian*

@donovanfn 3 года назад

K I fixed it

@donovanfn 3 года назад

@@vukkraguljac2855 idk

@saintiemon9293 3 года назад

moonling

@rhysegan7500 2 месяца назад

Only if mars gives you consent, guys.

@LordMoku Год назад

Michael: "What would Mars' flag look like?" Me: "... What does EARTH'S flag look like?"

@griffinshorts785 Год назад

That’s a good question 🤔

@cosmospacer6966 7 лет назад

Mars: I'm wet NASA: I'm coming

@whatshappeninganymore2473 7 лет назад

Solo Hunter Ooh.

@anders5611 7 лет назад

SpaceX*

@whatshappeninganymore2473 7 лет назад

Jacob Leiser O bby

@frailty1288 7 лет назад

Bitmap Spelled it makes no sense Pronounced equals a like

@Dylanzu 7 лет назад

LOL

@oyaoyaoya1009 5 лет назад

Video: Is it okay to touch Mars? Michael: Worms remind me of the night sky

@davianscofield5893 5 лет назад

Ami BRIT they remind me of the night sky too

@coffinfeeder7732 5 лет назад

Haha it’s so funny to reduce statements to simple phrases that seem absurd and meaningless and take them out of context, truly there is no higher form of humor that evokes such laughter.

@14o1chan 4 года назад

@@coffinfeeder7732 *"...higher form of humor that evokes such laughter"*

@pauldh62 4 года назад

Would those be Thread Worms?

@allegrovivace6806 4 года назад

@Domaik_ 9 месяцев назад

Man this is a really good video with deep, important questions and points. Well done.

@that_guy7775 11 месяцев назад

watching this in 2023 thinking 7 years is not gonna do it

@luxurious0346 6 лет назад

Next episode: Is it ok to touch Uranus

@Brumskin. 6 лет назад

Luxurious03 next episode Can we touch aliens..

@itsayaz7275 6 лет назад

Himiko toga 😂

@itsayaz7275 6 лет назад

Forza Ur anus

@Platin_2004 6 лет назад

@noelrabina8446 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@trevorfrancis3034 4 года назад

“Where did you get that body? The one you are in?” Oh I thought he was talking about the one in the freezer. It’s going to spoil soon, and I need to share it.

@idkanameforthis 4 года назад

well im here you can share to me

@rosesbloom324 4 года назад

Is it too late to ask for some? The turkey's gone bad.

@idkanameforthis 4 года назад

@@rosesbloom324 yes ill ship u some

@Burn_Angel 4 года назад

@@rosesbloom324 What?! You want to eat it? I thought he kept it as a sexual toy.

@user-mj7zz6po7r 4 года назад

@@Burn_Angel Ted Bundy?

@xeninterloper 2 года назад

Very interesting video, you pose a lot of questions and thoughts that never occurred to me!

@That__Guy 2 года назад

I was never aware that we humans were constantly "ship of theseus"ing ourselves every couple of months. That's weird and scary and makes me be way less scared of teleportation.

@nihabkhan9184 3 года назад

“Quarantined for 3 weeks.” Heh.. 3 weeks.. cute..

@OpiiCat 3 года назад

Covid isn't even that bad

@wta1518 3 года назад

@@OpiiCat yes it is

@nekad2000 3 года назад

@@OpiiCat Compared to other pandemics through history? COVID is pretty forgettable. I mean, it's here and now so we have to deal with it, but we would look like a bunch of whiny brats to any generation that had to deal with a real pandemic in history.

@pipess7064 3 года назад

@@nekad2000 I think the main issue with COVID is that while we sit on our thrones of silicon, glass fiber, and radio waves, a relatively meager disease managed to sit us down and slap us around. It speaks volumes about the public, governments, cultures, idiocy, and the limitations of our capabilities. So yes, forgettable in its fatality. But major in its social effects and as a crack in the window of our illusions of power.

@jacobnvr185 3 года назад

@@nekad2000 why ya'll gate keeping plagues LMAO

@blunts1988 7 лет назад

Whenever Vsauce uploads a new video, I watch it enthusiastically, regardless of the topic.

@dipesh7512 7 лет назад

same

@dax3m 7 лет назад

No One aems

@attilapataki46 7 лет назад

i would say the same but i love space themed ones more :P

@goldeyepodcast2614 7 лет назад

Simpson Blunt I'm not a dumbass because I look at the topic fucking dumbass

@ericandre6554 7 лет назад

Jalackoton what?

@hannnix4913 7 месяцев назад

It’s now six years after this video has been made, and that’s six whole years closer to 2030. Wow, am I excited

@MikeTheManiac616 7 месяцев назад

this man always gave me goosebumps at the end of his videos

@WalengaLeo 3 года назад

If we meet aliens in our lifetimes Michael should be the one to greet them and represent us humans imo

@SJAutomotiveDesign 3 года назад

Nah, he's hetero and white. I bet they will choose a black muslim transgender, to be politically correct.

@strangeman5698 3 года назад

@@SJAutomotiveDesign nah it will be the US president

@tonionknight7472 3 года назад

@@SJAutomotiveDesign shut up

@SJAutomotiveDesign 3 года назад

@@tonionknight7472 Why? I'm telling the truth.

@pearcepackman2528 3 года назад

Would probably be the most sensible option wouldn’t it? Although I’m sure he’d cast humanity in a bit of a flawed light

@TheTrueXaver 4 года назад

"Where did you get that body, the one you’re in right now?" Thx I got it for my birthday

@wealllovemerylstreep7037 4 года назад

That's a good one!

@bigboycaprisun1912 4 года назад

TheTrueXaver same

@CanadianBellator 4 года назад

My mom made it

@ShamblerDK 4 года назад

No, the point is that the body you're in now, is not the one you were born with. All cells in your body are replaced over time.

@CanadianBellator 4 года назад

ShamblerDK you’re like a robot. We are joking cause it sounded funny.

@bretnomcdonald32 11 месяцев назад

“You’re a really neat thing that dirt does” is my new favorite insult.

@sixrats Год назад

If Mars consents, of course.

@jacoba8739 7 лет назад

It's not okay to touch mars until you get its consent

@joshuanorman2 7 лет назад

Can I touch Uranus?

@jacoba8739 7 лет назад

Joshua Norman that's debatable

@YodasMessenger 7 лет назад

IT SAID IT WAS 18 I SWEAR

@azariahawthorne9760 6 лет назад

Karl Münster Why don't you have a seat over there?

@NicosMind 6 лет назад

jacob andres Ha i just made a similar joke

@StoopidMonkey06 7 лет назад

That closing speech hit me hard. I didn't cry, but it certainly did fuck up my brain.

@SoCuteAriRoblox 7 лет назад

dude me too meaning of life speech

@francoagosto2624 7 лет назад

I fucking cried a little bit, I felt the Bern

@mrburke1998 7 лет назад

pumpkin spice clorox bleach, fuck you

@LeTtRrZ 7 лет назад

Now you know why I was depressed for years. I always got the impression that we could make no difference in the grand scheme of things. But eventually I realized that humans are so ignorant that I can't make that call quite yet.

@kaylajude2453 7 лет назад

Same. I always wonder what our purpose is, and how we are merely a speck of a speck of a speck of a speck of dust compared to the size of the universe. It's dumbfounding, and it makes me wonder why we're even here. What the purpose is. I guess the purpose is to be happy, believe in God if you do, and if you don't, don't. Love everyone, and declare to yourself that everything matters- that every little thing makes an enormous difference in the world. It's hard to find purpose sometimes, and that's understandable. But we have to keep searching.

@gdcatypila6155 8 месяцев назад

"where did you find that body , the one youre in right now" Vsauce knows me on a spiritual level

@shinu_music Год назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="885">14:45</a> aged like fine milk.

@skillfulfighter23 7 лет назад

My mother also said I was dirt

@onni3090 7 лет назад

skillfulfighter23 your mother said i was dirty too...

@stonecat676 7 лет назад

Does your mother know I eat dirt for breakfast?

@zachary1077 7 лет назад

i fap to dirt

@seepoowoop 7 лет назад

skillfulfighter23 she meant it

@TheGabrielPT 7 лет назад

Magic Boss ok stop.

@kams8759 5 лет назад

Micheal: *Where did you get body?* Me: **Scrambles out of house knowing that he's onto me**

@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON 5 лет назад

~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶 ~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy🎶 ~(o3o)~ i goit from my daddy 🎶

@lololol559 5 лет назад

@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON Eeeee psy

@kenns.3107 4 года назад

YOU BETTER RUN HE WILL COME FOR YOU

@tmrionetot7827 4 года назад

@@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON yaaa

@VikingBadass94 4 года назад

No one runs from the Vsauce Not even Vsauce himself

@Vernalbat Год назад

Dropped the hardest speech about how we should explore space at the end

@khaledadams4329 2 месяца назад

Michael's delivery still does it for me after all these years.

@irish8999 3 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="338">5:38</a> me trying to flirt

@saulgoodman2838 3 года назад

"Where did you get that body?" -Micheal

@lemon5501 5 лет назад

Video: can we touch Mars? Knowledge I gained: Existential Crysis

@creditsunknown7974 5 лет назад

_your read_ *HOW TO MAKE A CAKE* _KNOLEDGD GAINED_ *INFINITY ASTROPHISICS*

@ArcticArmy 5 лет назад

Your Pokemon learned Existential Crisis!

@ghrtfhfgdfnfg 5 лет назад

Vsauce

@Pakkens_Backyard 5 лет назад

ikr

@4n4rch1st7 5 лет назад

Jokes on you i already have multiple on a daily basis anyway

@foxclower 2 месяца назад

It's a bit mindblowing to think Buzz Aldrin is still alive and has an active twitter account

@kaviruperera6703 2 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="293">4:53</a> good thing you stopped that in 2021

@dabatronicsupersonic4895 7 лет назад

do his knees get sore from all that popping up from under the camera

@DraconasLyrr 7 лет назад

Is he popping up from under the camera or is the camera falling from above him? o_o

@kristinsanyang76 7 лет назад

DraconasLyrr ●3●

@viktorlindeberg7363 7 лет назад

+DraconasLyrr Hey Vsauce, Micheal here! Today we ask the question: is Micheal popping up from under the camera, or is it simply falling down via. gravity to cause the illusion that Micheal is popping up?

@Bififress0r 7 лет назад

What if.... Michael is actually falling down to earth, being held by a rope around his leg and the camera is actually upside down?

@ryandupuis5860 6 лет назад

The Panda From Uganda when this was uploaded i had a broken arm

@makaruna7940 7 лет назад

3 videos in 1 month? hope that doesn't mean no videos for 3 monthes

@cilency 7 лет назад

Okay, now you have me worried.

@markg2861 7 лет назад

Makaruna Next video will release when we actually touch mars

@lifethrownoutofthewindow 7 лет назад

Makaruna It takes exact 3months to reach mars.. ILLUMINATI IS HERE

@luongmaihunggia 7 лет назад

VTL no, it take 6-8 months, not 3 months

@user-kh4vk4yf1m 7 лет назад

Yep, that's a fact spitting

@thelastroman7791 8 месяцев назад

“Scientists on Earth pay millions of dollars to see Martian rocks, I’m using them as ballast”. -Mark Watney

@Nekodev 7 лет назад

Way to make me question the existence of everything again

@mutzbauer 7 лет назад

Yeah that got really existential at the end haha

@undead890 7 лет назад

It ain't a Vsauce episode unless you question everything you thought you knew by the end.

@sukhmandeepvirdi 7 лет назад

I felt the same

@messi-rw4si 7 лет назад

Gordan Ramsey coming just under 5 min chef lol

@mykasikna 7 лет назад

Gordan Ramsey

@gonzalogutierrez510 4 года назад

"Where do you get that body?" Oh Michael, stop it 🙈

@viktorija6731 4 года назад

LMAO HHAHAHAAA

@SpikeyBagel 4 года назад

@skkdkdkd4552 4 года назад

OMG! #LMAO

@stwrt9042 4 года назад

Skkd # ??

@E1zzzZ 4 года назад

*blushes* O-oh stahp ittttt...

@RigJig Год назад

Michael is a modern day philosopher

@Archarian 10 месяцев назад

That ending speech starting with "Volcanoes at Io" was pure poetry

@benjaminturner286 7 лет назад

But is it okay if i touch uranus

@benjaminturner286 7 лет назад

lydia zubair idk

@guychamberlain-webber2109 7 лет назад

Eyeball productions best comment on this video 😂😂

@skyberyl3858 7 лет назад

Maybe buy me dinner first.

@clairelipe954 7 лет назад

Eyeball productions no, but you can destroy it.

@Vanishq 7 лет назад

Eyeball productions its made of extremely hot gases sooooo

@SquirrelArtz 7 лет назад

Some people say we're born too late to explore the earth, and to early to explore space. I say we're just about right to explore our solar system.

@hexx2211 7 лет назад

LowseOfficial We're not too late to explore Earth. There's still all kinds of ocean life we have yet to find.

@andreiteo6883 7 лет назад

Hexx The univers is more important though

@jakes1714 7 лет назад

LowseOfficial No just dank memes

@andreiteo6883 7 лет назад

Bread Nerd if we ever go to space we need at leaft 5TB of dank memes

@andreiteo6883 7 лет назад

jbac xtrme why would we. Space exploration is more important

@panickboi6154 2 года назад

"and that's why,she was legal,officer"

@bricc9964 13 дней назад

I think Michael VSauce is the only being in the universe powerful enough to equip both swim goggles and sun glasses at the same time.

@ellacasey7303 5 лет назад

If you wanted a yes or no answer You came to the wrong place

@Kurachi84 5 лет назад

*place = channel

@urtesireikaite9602 5 лет назад

Kurachi84 or is it 🌝

@Kurachi84 5 лет назад

@@urtesireikaite9602 but... what is "it"?

@jeremy0440 4 года назад

Kurachi84 and how much does it weigh?

@Kurachi84 4 года назад

@@jeremy0440 what do we, as humankind, need to use to weigh such entity?

@noozledgames869 7 лет назад

I can't watch a vsauce video without questioning my existence

@SoapyBubbles 7 лет назад

same

@kicks1124 7 лет назад

Noozled Games! you mean nothing there know go live your life to the fullest

@professoreisenoxid9882 7 лет назад

Somehow true :D

@catsoften 6 лет назад

Noozled Games! I don't need vsauce for that

@moreshittyplaylists4150 6 лет назад

Noozled Games! I can't watch Vsauce because RU-vid red is to epensive

@muhammadkamal7709 Год назад

Michael resonate so perfectly with life in form of human brain. I think beyond my self after listening to you, thank you.

@limpid_runaway1879 Год назад

If I had a time machine, I would go back in time to tell Michael that they were able to bring back some mars dirt in 2022

@iheartlreoy8134 7 лет назад

if you live in California, you already don't experience seasons.

@eTSu15 7 лет назад

IHEartLReoy true

@ryanmcdowell2326 7 лет назад

summer all year

@nickarya5660 7 лет назад

Try Florida

@randomizednamme 7 лет назад

* southern California

@GizmoFan1 7 лет назад

Eh, Bay Area's been pretty damn cold in the morning recently. You can tell a difference between Summer and Winter.

@BubblegumDog_ 4 года назад

Vsauce: "Is It Okay to Touch Mars?" Astronaut: *Touches soil from Mars* Mars: "Dude, stop"

@iloveamerica1966 4 года назад

Mars: ok, go ahead....it's been a looooooooooooooooooong time. Feels pretty good, actually. Oh yes, right there behind the cliff. Yes...

@MSAWCartoonist 4 года назад

im- *mars nO-*

@rokujadotorupata4408 4 года назад

mars: bro no homo

@aristocat3012 4 года назад

#PlanetsAgainstAbuseFoundation

@frenchfries4402 4 года назад

also mars:dude i have coronavirus

@predeficit 2 года назад

Mars: *sweating*

@bunsen_burna7663 Год назад

Alright this episode among too many others gave me goosebumps.

@myrusEW 7 лет назад

Talking about space always makes me sad. It reminds how insignificant everything I've ever known or ever will know is. It reminds me I'm going to die quickly, relative to the big picture. There's so much I won't be able to see, to know, to experience. I'm limited by this human body, and it's sad.