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Did Trump Break the Law by Altering Hurricane Dorian Map? 

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If, as some suspect, the President took a Sharpie to the Weather Bureau's map of the path of Hurricane Dorian, then Donald Trump may have landed himself in a 'Water-Gate' of his own making. #LSSC #Monologue #Colbert
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@markdlo
@markdlo 4 года назад
When he said "WE FINALLY GOT HIM" I expected John Oliver to come out celebrating with confetti and balloons
@austinjohnson6843
@austinjohnson6843 4 года назад
Omg yes!!with his big red button 🤣
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
So did I. Gods bless John Oliver!
@notthecity
@notthecity 4 года назад
Last Week Tonight is going to be a doozy this week...
@rachaelsman2
@rachaelsman2 4 года назад
Man that's a real gotcha something that has nothing to do with policy or the progression of our country . Trump set you guys up and you went for the bait.twitter.com/rachaelsman/status/1169586444379328513?s=19
@TheRedRaccoonDog
@TheRedRaccoonDog 4 года назад
@@rachaelsman2 He sure got us by committing a felony.
@myaussiebabe1
@myaussiebabe1 4 года назад
Thank you Stephen. You put tears in my eyes talking about the chef, the holiday makers and their big hurricane relief efforts. We love you!!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
That was so sweet! I'd donate if I could. Since I can't, I'll send up a prayer.
@LordKnightcon
@LordKnightcon 4 года назад
7:40 “You’ll find out” Translation: I have to wait for my advisers come up with something for me to say.
@Chloe_557
@Chloe_557 4 года назад
It reminds me of when kojima said we'd all feel bad for calling it sexist that quiet is basically naked... (Metal gear reference)
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад
💯👍
@jfsecrist
@jfsecrist 4 года назад
And then ignore them and say some random crap that makes no sense...
@chadmcfly1299
@chadmcfly1299 4 года назад
Better translation: I don’t have a lie yet
@gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258
@gameoverwehaveeverypixelco1258 4 года назад
Trumptard religion has no rational logic.
@coryce258
@coryce258 4 года назад
Correct a wise man and he will thank you, correct a foolish man and he will hate you.
@joyphillips1821
@joyphillips1821 4 года назад
And yet dumb democrats still believe they can stop Global Warming.... all of you are stupid....
@2gointruth
@2gointruth 4 года назад
“Correct a bad man, and you will put yourself in the wrong. Correct a wise man and he will be your friend.” - Proverbs 9: 8. "A truthful witness saves life; the false accuser utters nothing but lies." - Proverbs 14: 25.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 года назад
Joy Phillips It’s either we try, or we resign ourselves to extinction.
@robchristian7546
@robchristian7546 4 года назад
@@2gointruth Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
@MrFranconn
@MrFranconn 4 года назад
Jay, you cannot seen fats. You are the stupid ones. Donny has done nothing
@havingicecream
@havingicecream 4 года назад
'Old man yelling at wind' will be one of my new go-to insults, lovely
@michaellynch8709
@michaellynch8709 4 года назад
bout 3 decades too late but enjoy
@stevenheaney7905
@stevenheaney7905 4 года назад
I yell at my own wind, but it's because it catches me off guard and wakes me up.
@neildahlgaard-sigsworth3819
@neildahlgaard-sigsworth3819 4 года назад
havingicecream in the UK trump is another word for fart.
@havingicecream
@havingicecream 4 года назад
@@neildahlgaard-sigsworth3819 i like that very much
@robinbeers6689
@robinbeers6689 4 года назад
Drumph always sounds like the kid in class trying to give an oral book report when he hasn't read the book.
@lisaleidy344
@lisaleidy344 4 года назад
Robin Beers Exactly!!
@sambrenna7989
@sambrenna7989 4 года назад
He never actually says anything, it's always the same word salad with Russian dressing. He either couldn't care less, or is mentally unfit for office.
@fisherking7798
@fisherking7798 4 года назад
He's barely literate so can't read the book or any book
@robinbeers6689
@robinbeers6689 4 года назад
@@sambrenna7989 Unfortunately, it could be both
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 года назад
@@sambrenna7989 It is undoubtedly BOTH.
@steelcastle5616
@steelcastle5616 4 года назад
I'm talking to Trump supporters now and they are dying trying to explain this one...and others. They keep wanting to talk about Hillary's emails and/or Obama's birth certificate.
@lisam1621
@lisam1621 4 года назад
Steel Castle Yes! I know right! When they can't think of anything better to say, their fallback is always Hillary's emails and Obama's birth certificate! 🤦😂
@steelcastle5616
@steelcastle5616 4 года назад
@3ds max Unlike you, I have friends on both sides of the Trump issue. Truth hurts you don't it...
@steelcastle5616
@steelcastle5616 4 года назад
@3ds max I'll ask you what I and many others asked them (Trump supporters...but still long time friends of mine)....explain Trump's fake ass weather report (get together with your "friends" to stay with the same story).
@steelcastle5616
@steelcastle5616 4 года назад
@3ds max Were you there (I don't think you work with us)? And thanks for demonstrating not even you can explain the Trump "Sharpy" weather slide. Bet you still scream "Mexico" gonna pay for the wall in your sleep.
@eiryuu
@eiryuu 4 года назад
..morbid curiosity making me ask.. which or what exactly is your understanding of 'the whole russia hoax bullshit', please..?
@toyinmckinney789
@toyinmckinney789 4 года назад
Thank you Stephen Colbert Appreciate your care and concern for the Bahamian people #242🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸 #BahamaStrong #HurricaneDorianRelief
@thebahamiancooknook7065
@thebahamiancooknook7065 4 года назад
From The Bahamas...thanks everyone for the love, support and many donations. We will bounce back.
@sambrenna7989
@sambrenna7989 4 года назад
Best of luck in your struggles.
@Jillians1025
@Jillians1025 4 года назад
Amen. Stay strong, Bahamas! ✌️💗🙏
@tygarner9142
@tygarner9142 4 года назад
We got your back 🙂
@aletamize5521
@aletamize5521 4 года назад
I so hope so.trump is no help to YOU all.
@bahaar2825
@bahaar2825 4 года назад
Sending a whole lot of love and prayers.🙏
@Kpink452
@Kpink452 4 года назад
Chef Jose Andres and World Central Kitchen are amazing thank you Stephen for highlighting real humanity . We will not forget these people . Bahamas 🇧🇸💜
@beckybertish7841
@beckybertish7841 4 года назад
Yes definitely a good thing to hear people coming together to help with Dorian. I have tornadoes where I come from but can't imagine how bad a hurricane is.
@IliyaMoroumetz
@IliyaMoroumetz 4 года назад
I've heard several interviews with him and he seems like the best kind of person you'd want to run the WCK. He's always a delight to listen to.
@originalsun5206
@originalsun5206 4 года назад
I can't believe I'm the first one here to point out the subtle Amish Paradise reference at 7:25 Nice one Jon 😂
@blairbrown4812
@blairbrown4812 4 года назад
"....And is anyone at the Justice Department gonna call him out on it?"
@AlleeshaRobinson
@AlleeshaRobinson 4 года назад
They're to scared to.
@shirleyrussell7089
@shirleyrussell7089 4 года назад
Why oh why does he feel he must be right he is not perfect.
@AlleeshaRobinson
@AlleeshaRobinson 4 года назад
@@shirleyrussell7089 I know right
@vblackwell3347
@vblackwell3347 4 года назад
@@shirleyrussell7089 Oh snap. Thankfully you're safe. He can't read.
@JRobbySh
@JRobbySh 4 года назад
Call him out on what?
@RJones1
@RJones1 4 года назад
I Say...I Say...That boy is about as SHARP as a BOWLING BALL.
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 года назад
Hahahahahaha! That describes him to a tee! You do a FABULOUS Foghorn Leghorn, by the way, lol.
@RJones1
@RJones1 4 года назад
@@pennyhollifield5055 Thanks penny! :D
@IAmValenwind
@IAmValenwind 4 года назад
@@myandroid6116 no, that would be speciesist. foghorn leghorn is a rhode island red rooster... not a human.
@ntl5983
@ntl5983 4 года назад
@@myandroid6116 So you think black people are not sharp... that's racist.
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 года назад
@@myandroid6116 Wow - you are too stupid for words! The gist of the joke is that bowling balls are orbs, so no corners or shapes edges, & Lonesome Earl was using a very popular comedic technique known as sarcasm to further his point, &, oh crap, just forget about it, you won't be able to understand the explanation, anyway.
@rebeccamaracle2878
@rebeccamaracle2878 4 года назад
I work in a lighting store. No matter what the regulations say, there's no stopping LED now. People aren't buying it because it's more energy efficient or because they have to, they're now buying it because it's just BETTER. You can buy them in any colour you want. They give off almost no heat. The light is more evenly distributed. It's bright, but also dimmable. The diodes are tiny, so they can get a lot of light from a small source, or make lighting in literally any shape now... it's like art! The lights last for decades... I'm talking 50-80 years on most, and if there's any defect most companies offer a 3-5 year warranty. Most fixtures are integrated LED now which means no unsightly bulb at all, but for the ones that aren't, they make an LED version of almost every bulb on the market, and those bulbs are very attractive, unlike those ugly, inconvenient stopgap compact fluorescent bulbs (the curly ones). Despite them being the symbol of energy efficiency, nobody buys those crappy things anymore. Not once they've seen LED. And then ON TOP of all that, you save money on your energy bill and it's good for the environment. Please tell me why somebody's going to give all that up in favour of a burning hot, bulky bulb that only comes in yellow and takes 100 watts to run instead of 9.
@EternalSilverDragon
@EternalSilverDragon 4 года назад
That's really good to know.
@katherinebrockhoff8476
@katherinebrockhoff8476 4 года назад
Thx for excellent explanation. I’ve been switching to LED lights and love them for all the reasons you listed.
@allisonschempf2230
@allisonschempf2230 4 года назад
LEDs are awesome. CFLs are terrible. They're expensive and you need to follow HAZMAT level guidelines to properly handle and dispose of broken bulbs.
@marceasusanna7749
@marceasusanna7749 3 года назад
Like the rest of the comments, I thank you for all the info that I did not know. I actually am behind the times cuz I don't know what an LED is but I will ask from this point on because it sounds like something I need to start buying
@thomaspalazzolo5902
@thomaspalazzolo5902 4 года назад
To save everyone time, any question that begins with "Did Trump break the law by-" the answer is yes. Altering maps? Yes. Sharing classified data? Yes. Wearing that suit? Yes.
@jasonh2615
@jasonh2615 4 года назад
Thanks for clarifying that Tom
@JaYoeNation
@JaYoeNation 4 года назад
“There’s a very good rationale when you hear it”. What a dunce. Wish his decisions didn’t have so many negative consequences
@PetroicaRodinogaster264
@PetroicaRodinogaster264 4 года назад
the JaYoe Nation consequences not just for the USA but the whole world. He is going to bankrupt the world with his tarriffs
@MsCherade9
@MsCherade9 4 года назад
Hey Matt, good to see you outside the channel! I hope Anny and Eva are doing well!
@JaYoeNation
@JaYoeNation 4 года назад
MsCherade9 thanks!
@frankeddison2681
@frankeddison2681 4 года назад
The rationale is less goverment control
@dianematlock7922
@dianematlock7922 4 года назад
He is a negative consequence...
@CappyLarou
@CappyLarou 4 года назад
Do Not Forget Puerto Rico,they are still going thru hell
@michaelpreston233
@michaelpreston233 4 года назад
The entire Nation is going through Hell , with that Fat Dope in the Wihite House.
@MTortillaKitt
@MTortillaKitt 4 года назад
Cappy Larou as are the Bahamas.
@alexandercanella4479
@alexandercanella4479 4 года назад
@@michaelpreston233 my life hasn't changed. You people give presidents too much credit.
@Toneill029
@Toneill029 4 года назад
I agree. But it’s not like it’s the first time this country forgot about them when they still needed us.
@alexandercanella4479
@alexandercanella4479 4 года назад
@Exterioris-vallem nice assumption. He said the entire nation, I only pointed out that my life isnt hell now. I'm against Trump and his fear mongering. Exaggerations like this only help sway people who are on the line.
@EricFortuneJr.
@EricFortuneJr. 4 года назад
He doesn’t know, yet the sharpie was still lying on his desk..
@edgywagy145
@edgywagy145 4 года назад
Eric Jr 🤣🤣
@DudeMichaelJackson
@DudeMichaelJackson 4 года назад
Where is it?
@EricFortuneJr.
@EricFortuneJr. 4 года назад
Ethan Soars You can see it in other videos from a different angle, this was just a screen shot.
@rossbooth4635
@rossbooth4635 4 года назад
Earlier in the same video, he's holding two sharpies and talking about how much he likes sharpies. True story.
@lrajah1
@lrajah1 4 года назад
LMAO!!!!!
@michelleplass5310
@michelleplass5310 4 года назад
Talk about a man who fixates on something tiny and refuses to admit he's wrong.
@Kpimpmaster
@Kpimpmaster 4 года назад
Every really old man
@lonewolffisherman7092
@lonewolffisherman7092 4 года назад
Just like all his supporters.
@littleratblue
@littleratblue 4 года назад
You should consider that he usually likes to do that sort of thing when it distracts away from something more important. Consider that practically no one is aware that Trump's charity for US veterans (i.e. people who got their legs blown off in the name of the American flag) was shut down without debate after the NY AG presented evidence that Trump had embezzled funds from it. He didn't say a single thing on the subject and just started doubling down on child separations or something else (I don't recall what it was at the time). He probably was innocent on Russia, just on the basis of how much he was willing to talk about the subject, but he does seem to have had a bunch of criminal connections to Saudi Arabia. I guess they had the higher bid. Look up Otaiba. If Trump is going all out on Dorian, there's probably something big that we're missing.
@ravingmad765
@ravingmad765 4 года назад
Like when Storm had to fix on something tiny and he didn't admit he was wrong.
@ZesPak
@ZesPak 4 года назад
Gives Mozes a run for his money.
@thaelfern
@thaelfern 4 года назад
i love the applause immediately stopping when trumps name was mentioned
@twinodoom
@twinodoom 4 года назад
"I had even better maps that shows Alabama getting hit, but I can't show you them yet because we haven't forged them yet."
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
Since he clearly can't read, has anyone tried putting a resignation letter in front of him? Just tell him it's a regulation Obama made and let him sign it.
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 года назад
Hahahahaha- too true! How do the reporters keep from laughing in his face?!!?!
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 4 года назад
@@couragekarnga8735 That is an absolutely brilliant idea!!!! And it would work if any of his staff was patriotic enough to have the backbone to do it for the good of our country!
@joesTired
@joesTired 4 года назад
His "better maps" are probably with his tax returns..
@joesTired
@joesTired 4 года назад
@AdventureTimeFan94 Melania is probably counting the days until the election, praying he doesn't win again. That way she can finally leave that slob for embarrassing her in front of the entire country. I hope she takes him to the cleaners to in the divorce settlement!
@leeanderson6929
@leeanderson6929 4 года назад
The most likely scenario is that he saw the original path and didn't really know exactly where Alabama was on it.
@undertakernumberone1
@undertakernumberone1 4 года назад
@robert66michel they can't vote for Pres, so they might as well be another country to him.
@thePronto
@thePronto 4 года назад
Plausible. He knows that Alabama votes for him and he loves to create stories of impending doom for his base that only he can save them from.
@d00mf00d
@d00mf00d 4 года назад
I agree. Despite the fact that he has the best maps, everyone says so, they tell him, all his friends say, they tell him, where did you get these maps they ARE fantastic maps, the best maps, who would have known you had these maps?
@alicesrabbit7126
@alicesrabbit7126 4 года назад
Totally likely! Also, I agree with another commentor's suggestion: He read "Bahamas" and thought it said "Alabama."
@lutzypoholotcko9721
@lutzypoholotcko9721 4 года назад
The path of Alamber was ruled out very fast.
@juliaconnell
@juliaconnell 4 года назад
I am so so SO happy you guys kept this version and didn't re-tape it - the audience/timing bit - and Stephen's reaction - is just *brilliant* - - really hilarious - thank you
@themysteriousgravityfalls
@themysteriousgravityfalls 4 года назад
Trump cares more about proving himself right (when he is wrong) than actually helping people in need.
@shreyasingh3006
@shreyasingh3006 4 года назад
@Red Dead BooN actually he was out playing golf a few days ago and "monitoring" it from his golf course.Guess it's only unacceptable when the president is black right.
@Tallnerdyguy
@Tallnerdyguy 4 года назад
@Red Dead BooN you realize he was playing golf yesterday? While he was monitoring the hurricane?
@vblackwell3347
@vblackwell3347 4 года назад
@Red Dead BooN You haven't fact checked just how very much Trump has outplayed Pres Obama on the golf course have you? Of course not!!!
@waylamer1
@waylamer1 4 года назад
@@vblackwell3347 careful you might frighten and confuse the trumplodyte with anything true
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 года назад
@James McD Actually, he's a malignant narcissist. Look it up. He fits it to a T. (Pun intended)
@kmm9683
@kmm9683 4 года назад
At 1:18: 'You can applaud Donald Trump if you want." The audience goes silent.
@GazillionearGarments
@GazillionearGarments 4 года назад
KMM it’s a fake audience........
@phukyu1491
@phukyu1491 4 года назад
Yes, like mindless drones flown by a man full of hate and bad...comedy?...🙄
@indymarrow8050
@indymarrow8050 4 года назад
KMM That’s What “comedy” has devolved into. Clapter and silence because nothing is funny in snowflakeland.
@cassandraj6863
@cassandraj6863 4 года назад
Phuk Yu and yet here you are watching his videos and even cruising through the comments. Either you do like his comments or you like wasting a huuuge amount of your time just to be salty to Colbert fans. So you’re either a liar or a moron. :)
@kmm9683
@kmm9683 4 года назад
@@indymarrow8050 Sad, but so true.
@AnugerahFirdauzi
@AnugerahFirdauzi 4 года назад
He doesn't know how to make poker face. If he owned a casino, he must have gone bankrupt!! Oh wait a second....
@ceicli
@ceicli 4 года назад
@Davidfails He is selfish, so you are correct there!
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andromidius
@andromidius 4 года назад
@Davidfails What stage of denial is this? Acceptance? One of you finally admitted he's a failure... and then blame other people. Yeah... A way to go yet.
@CarlottaHall
@CarlottaHall 4 года назад
@Davidfails Fake News, as goes the overused statement. btw your screen name is leaving you wide open, sir. Not an attack, an observation on how people can get with online anonymity. I wish you well. God Bless.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
If he couldn't run a casino, what made anyone think he could run a country?
@delfinaanaya220
@delfinaanaya220 4 года назад
It's funny at first,after a while you realize what a catastrophe if he is re-elected. The joke is on us.
@ThomasNimmesgern
@ThomasNimmesgern 4 года назад
Or you may say: The joke is on US.
@nesmer1
@nesmer1 4 года назад
Well vote for anyone else I guess, seems the majority is against him so I dont see the problem.
@jasonh2615
@jasonh2615 4 года назад
@@nesmer1 Who are you voting for? Crazy Joe, or Joke-a-hontus? You're better off pissing in the wind!
@aqueenstandsalone3954
@aqueenstandsalone3954 4 года назад
Delfina Anaya this country is getting exactly what it deserves
@delfinaanaya220
@delfinaanaya220 4 года назад
@@aqueenstandsalone3954 No one deserves Trump.
@cacarotogod6695
@cacarotogod6695 4 года назад
So, Nobody will say officially there's no such map? Ok, I see how it is.. shame on you
@mikecortez6301
@mikecortez6301 4 года назад
"7 hrs is not a town hall.....it is a hostage situation" 😂😭😂
@josearturogarza5114
@josearturogarza5114 4 года назад
Wow! Hurricane Dorian made a *Sharpie* turn to _Alabama_ 🖋️ 🤥
@lengray44
@lengray44 4 года назад
very punny
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 4 года назад
Bah-dum-tsssss
@teax25
@teax25 4 года назад
@coco Brown That why the Weather service can out and stated what they stated. If they did not, POS Trump could have caused a panic. I am sure the more brain dead supporter of his in Alabama was already hogging supplies and getting ready to looted home when people start to evaluate.
@meljamz
@meljamz 4 года назад
Very funny. I see what you did there
@angelastacey8117
@angelastacey8117 4 года назад
@coco Brown So people would suddenly choose that one comment to start listening to or believing anything he says? That's THEIR problem then....LOL
@someonenamedwill975
@someonenamedwill975 4 года назад
"Dribble Gate" should be the name of Trumps scandalous presidency
@lexis8367
@lexis8367 4 года назад
I already loved Colbert, but as a Bahamian, I am now an even bigger fan. Thank you for your support as we attempt to recover and rebuild. We are grateful for all donations and prayers.
@jerminator356
@jerminator356 4 года назад
Thank you Stephen for helping us get through hurricane Donald a category 5 shit storm that has devastated America
@bejaromero2523
@bejaromero2523 4 года назад
Scott Kendall do you...do you pay ANY attention to the news?? Like what???
@sallydaniel1023
@sallydaniel1023 4 года назад
@@bejaromero2523 He's just another bot. Pay no attention
@andremadeira6916
@andremadeira6916 4 года назад
@Scott Kendall rose shouldnt offend your dumb supreme leader.
@teax25
@teax25 4 года назад
It a sad day when late-night comedian are doing more for the people of the US then the so call POTUS.
@andremadeira6916
@andremadeira6916 4 года назад
@Septic Neuron would you hire trump to work in your business
@scottbarber6694
@scottbarber6694 4 года назад
"Erratic, slow, destructive... etc" I felt the punch line coming oh, so quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@DudeInOhio85
@DudeInOhio85 4 года назад
Yes it wasn't funny at all
@quickfingers5979
@quickfingers5979 4 года назад
As soon as he started describing it, I was like “Trump joke in 3...2....1...”
@scottbarber6694
@scottbarber6694 4 года назад
@@DudeInOhio85 It was topical, appropriate, and hilarious.
@frankgary957
@frankgary957 4 года назад
Can't see his rationale for going with less efficient light bulbs etc. They burn out often & consume more energy. Must have major stock somewhere.
@righteousdavis777
@righteousdavis777 4 года назад
He's insaine,🙃🙃🙃Higher light bills,😖😖😖maybe he's profiting or investing in major energy companies. 😣😣😣Or is planning on a nationwide energy source scheme in which we will all pay the price.🤔🤔🤔Or could it possibly be that he's just a moron?😉😉😉
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 года назад
Before they stopped making them, all those light bulbs were made in Chyna. And will be again. Way to kick Chyna in the 'nads, amiright?
@frankeddison2681
@frankeddison2681 4 года назад
Less goverment
@highonsmog
@highonsmog 4 года назад
The lower a bulb's wattage, the longer the lifespan. Hence 4 x 25 watt incandescent bulbs will last many years longer than a single 100 watt one. I have some that are 20 years old, and still working fine. 1 Edison original bulb was actually still burning the last time I read about it.
@frankgary957
@frankgary957 4 года назад
@Tom Noneya Sadly I voted Red, for Trump, but got Orange party instead. I miss the Obama administration and will vote for any Blue candidate in 2020
@edheal3246
@edheal3246 4 года назад
They gave him a sharpie. Surely crayons would be more appropriate
@robchristian7546
@robchristian7546 4 года назад
Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
@Heimdal001
@Heimdal001 4 года назад
@@robchristian7546 Meanwhile, in reality...
@dustigenes
@dustigenes 4 года назад
@@robchristian7546 Village Idiots... Stop think your smart? your IQ are low and the lower the education lower and lower for your clueless ones POLES Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016 POLES Dead peoples names Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting Almost looks like trump edumacted style writing.... Village Idiots... sigh nope, another smart republican POLES, POLES, or maybe Russian sigh
@Hummingbird-ns1fp
@Hummingbird-ns1fp 4 года назад
Rob Christian 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@temporality_
@temporality_ 4 года назад
@@robchristian7546 Low IQ from reading these comments? I guess that makes two of us.
@RichardServello
@RichardServello 4 года назад
This is amazing. Instead of actually giving a shit about what's happening...he has to prove he's right.
@smike-lz8uf
@smike-lz8uf 4 года назад
Nail on the head. Thwack!
@canguian
@canguian 4 года назад
I always wonder why trump waste time on stupid things ...he can't admit he is wrong...this child has ZERO responsability for his acts
@SereniaSaissa
@SereniaSaissa 4 года назад
hes to TRY and prove that he is right - when we all know that he is wrong!!!
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 4 года назад
Richard Servello if I was ridiculed for something and in case I was right I would like to correct other people’s notion, too. But Trump was of course wrong and only proved to be stupid.
@undertakernumberone1
@undertakernumberone1 4 года назад
remember: he didn't go to Poland becuse the Hurricane would keep him busy... then he went to golf. The only things he's giving a shit about is 1) himself 2) Money 3) Golf 4) himself
@schoppepetzer9267
@schoppepetzer9267 4 года назад
Well, they got Capone with tax returns....why not Trump with the weather forecast? :)
@subrsubrr334
@subrsubrr334 4 года назад
They could get Trump with tax returns too.
@sharonolsen6579
@sharonolsen6579 4 года назад
@@subrsubrr334 They could get 45 on any number of crimes .. They just need to DO IT !!
@yourstruly2512
@yourstruly2512 4 года назад
Lol!!
@joanbowden7634
@joanbowden7634 4 года назад
We'll take jaywalking....any damned thing! Just make it STOP!
@fisherking7798
@fisherking7798 4 года назад
@@sharonolsen6579 tax evasion money laundering rape witness tampering obstruction of justice treason and that's just of the top of my head
@mollyspurgeon8469
@mollyspurgeon8469 4 года назад
The audience re-do of the "booo" and still doing it after the wrong cue made me laugh. I love those accidental moments and laughs that come from something besides a joke rooted in deeply concerning truths or depressing reminders of reality for a change lol
@krisg6480
@krisg6480 4 года назад
Everyone asks, “Why is Donald Trump?” and “When is Donald Trump?” Rarely do we ask, “How is Donald Trump?” And the answer to that is, he’s not okay. Very. Not. Okay.
@jasonh2615
@jasonh2615 4 года назад
I don't see your sorry ass in the White House...He has accomplished more in 1 day, than you will most likely achieve in your lifetime!
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 года назад
@@jasonh2615 Yeah, if destroying America is "accomplishing".
@foxfirelives6677
@foxfirelives6677 4 года назад
Meh. He's fine. I'm really more worried about the people affected by his horrible policies.
@MrUmakemelaff
@MrUmakemelaff 4 года назад
@@jasonh2615 He used a Sharpie to alter a weather map...Who the fuck does that? Go ahead...I'll wait.
@jasonh2615
@jasonh2615 4 года назад
@@davidm5707 Please explain how he is "destroying America"...And try to use your head before you speak..
@Greg852I
@Greg852I 4 года назад
The thing is...John Oliver predicted it. Its now really Stupid Water-Gate
@tobyjay5999
@tobyjay5999 4 года назад
Gregor Daberstiel do you have a link to that video?
@Unusualgroophy
@Unusualgroophy 4 года назад
Tobias Groves just search John Oliver stupid watergate on RU-vid lol
@nonwilson5587
@nonwilson5587 4 года назад
Exactly
@dominicg554
@dominicg554 4 года назад
John Oliver himself doesnt predict anything you idiots
@Trag1cVision
@Trag1cVision 4 года назад
@@dominicg554 It's a joke. Don't get so defensive.
@davidodonohoe1773
@davidodonohoe1773 4 года назад
John Oliver going to have a field day. Actual “Stupider Water-Gate”
@arnaudlangenais-desmarais3230
@arnaudlangenais-desmarais3230 4 года назад
omg yes, can't wait to see that XD
@peggymicsky8607
@peggymicsky8607 4 года назад
Hope you enjoy the arrest of the REAL Criminals! Can't wait to see how this Shit-Stirrer makes that funny!
@phyllishahart6111
@phyllishahart6111 4 года назад
David O Donohoe 😂
@poolboywillis1225
@poolboywillis1225 4 года назад
In sure he will be on break for most of the important things like he was 2018-2019 he kind of missed so much he got really far behind, just like Terence McKenna the psychedelic philosopher said novelty is grinding us to a halt. We might be in the point of singularity entering a supermassive black hole or something culturally quantuam LMAO, novelty may be actually grinding us to dust at an alarmingly exponentially increasing rate..
@henkman00
@henkman00 4 года назад
''Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland'' me: ''now I've seen everyt...'' ''Donald Trump drew on a weather forecast'' me: ''okay, now I've seen everyt....'' ''Donald Trump wanted to nuke Dorian the tornado'' me: 🤪
@winternacht1889
@winternacht1889 4 года назад
Good move for who or what? The temporary jobs or the permanent destruction of its ecosystem through extraction of natural resources. Nevermind the sasquatch sized carbon footprint it would create.
@cerebrumexcrement
@cerebrumexcrement 4 года назад
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
@nycholaus
@nycholaus 4 года назад
@Montag theMagnificent oh no. We CANT be pissing off Russia cause Trump is a deep cover Russian superspy. /s
@joywyatt9136
@joywyatt9136 4 года назад
in Australia we are gobsmacked
@hangoorhuis1033
@hangoorhuis1033 4 года назад
henkman00 it's one flew over the cuckoo nest
@kristinaniemeyer5256
@kristinaniemeyer5256 4 года назад
HELP AND PLEASE NEVER FORGET THESE PEOPLE SUFFERING & loss of life... 😔
@Borderlines
@Borderlines 4 года назад
😑 is trump so petty that he asked someone from his staff to alter the map and when they said no, Trump took a marker and edited it himself?
@Laura-tp8wz
@Laura-tp8wz 4 года назад
A2 I would say yes!!!!
@Lionsgala
@Lionsgala 4 года назад
Come on now you know he's that Petty and stupid to think that wouldn't be breaking a law.
@dirtysanchez941
@dirtysanchez941 4 года назад
Surely you jest?
@ralfhaggstrom9862
@ralfhaggstrom9862 4 года назад
@@Laura-tp8wz Was it a "personalized Sharpie" ? .......................
@psychonaut1829
@psychonaut1829 4 года назад
Truth is fake news!
@stevewuertz3598
@stevewuertz3598 4 года назад
Only DJT could mastermind "SharpieGate". Is anyone else still waiting for this clown to act "presidential"
@sambrenna7989
@sambrenna7989 4 года назад
It's obvious that lobbyists are running the show now, just look at the regs they are actually cutting, and trump doesn't care enough to read what he signs.
@ThemFuzzyMonsters
@ThemFuzzyMonsters 4 года назад
Steve Wuertz “Presidential”? ... at this point I’d settle for just “mature”.
@ThemFuzzyMonsters
@ThemFuzzyMonsters 4 года назад
Ichijo Festival “Lots of respectable Presidents have died” ... yeah ... He’s gonna live then! ... forever.
@LardGreystoke
@LardGreystoke 4 года назад
I'm waiting for him to act junior high.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
I think my Conservative homophobic family is more likely to change.
@robosadventure3216
@robosadventure3216 4 года назад
“I don’t know I don’t know” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@moonlit6311
@moonlit6311 4 года назад
I wonder how Fox News justified this Alabama map alteration crud.
@zvxcvxcz
@zvxcvxcz 4 года назад
@Marcia Baxter The rest of Fox is less grounded. Chis Wallace and Shep are the only ones there with even one foot in reality.
@wheelitzr2
@wheelitzr2 4 года назад
Wouldn't it fit the situation if trump was impeached from altering a weather map because of a tweet?
@flowersalem22
@flowersalem22 4 года назад
Yes...it would be perfect
@sydneyparker9191
@sydneyparker9191 4 года назад
Yes ,haha ..Al Capone's was tax fraud. But there's so much. If dems don't they lose their voters. People won't vote.failed congress.
@jeffstone2136
@jeffstone2136 4 года назад
Like getting Capone for tax evasion, yes.
@humanforotherhumans
@humanforotherhumans 4 года назад
@Brandon Burge Didn't Trump won because he was "the lesser evil" 2016. The world have seen his lies, stupidity, criminality, mental illnes during the last 2 years. There are no more excuses for him in 2020. The reality T.V show will be over in 14 months.
@Annie-zd6rn
@Annie-zd6rn 4 года назад
The funny thing would be, is it took a female named hurricane Dorian to give his ass the boot.
@MrWaalkman
@MrWaalkman 4 года назад
My default guess for Clue: The Orange Menace, in the Clubhouse, with the Sharpie.
@kauaichan
@kauaichan 4 года назад
This had me dyin🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ragingbullalf5790
@ragingbullalf5790 4 года назад
Clever.
@jeancater1388
@jeancater1388 4 года назад
MrWaalkman Good one! 🤣
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 4 года назад
8:01 Perfectly describes the entirety of world history from 2015 onwards.
@stevencooper787
@stevencooper787 4 года назад
Is this "person" REALLY your POTUS? WTF!!! HELP, please! Love from France
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 года назад
Not ours, Steven. He was forced on us.
@jasonh2615
@jasonh2615 4 года назад
Are you related to Anderson "likes it in the Pooper" Cooper?
@somethingdark66
@somethingdark66 4 года назад
Dear France, Feel free to take over. We desperately need it at this point. Sincerely, Most of the American population
@lucyk9136
@lucyk9136 4 года назад
Richard Robinson 😐 I don’t get it 🤪
@mulu2132
@mulu2132 4 года назад
@Richard Robinson cherry picker, STFU
@daleanolan1464
@daleanolan1464 4 года назад
Watching our president with that map was really difficult and uncomfortable to look at.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
You could've stopped at "Did Trump break the law?" The answer has and always will be yes.
@steve-usmcvet8934
@steve-usmcvet8934 4 года назад
People who break the law especially someone who has thousands of people staring at him all day long get caught. Obviously Trump hasn't broken the law. Thou shalt not bare false witness against thy neighbor.
@mickeye6428
@mickeye6428 4 года назад
@@steve-usmcvet8934 Stop lying about being in the marines.
@jimcrow3888
@jimcrow3888 4 года назад
He hasn’t broken the law. Id like you to tell me what laws he has broken and if you can spin some ridiculous web of false information i will gladly correct you.
@andredeketeleastutecomplex
@andredeketeleastutecomplex 4 года назад
Giving a false weather report in the US can cost you 90 days in the slammer. I know that and I'm not even an american. 18 code 2074, there you go.
@emhchannel2842
@emhchannel2842 4 года назад
Is dat wut da Earport Tayvey toad ya, cerage kangaroo?
@Tommy_Mac
@Tommy_Mac 4 года назад
This fool would rather lie than admit he was wrong. We need an intervention.
@jasonh2615
@jasonh2615 4 года назад
That's what your Mama said when she caught you sniffing glue......
@Tommy_Mac
@Tommy_Mac 4 года назад
@@jasonh2615 hahahahaha Not.
@motomoto7342
@motomoto7342 4 года назад
An impeachment
@Tommy_Mac
@Tommy_Mac 4 года назад
@@motomoto7342 YES! And removal, followed by a fair trial and imprisonment and fines.
@b33rmun29
@b33rmun29 4 года назад
"did you know about the sharpie ?--No, No, u gotta ask cohen he's my lawyer- but the sharpie's on your desk...
@SkammLykelee
@SkammLykelee 4 года назад
Can President Trump embarrass the United States in front of the whole world any more than he already has? Trump: _"Hold my beer."_
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 4 года назад
more like ''hold my mirror''.....with coke dust left over...
@tealmacfarlane
@tealmacfarlane 4 года назад
Trump doesn't drink. More like "hold my cheeseburger."
@SkammLykelee
@SkammLykelee 4 года назад
@@tealmacfarlane Yeah, I always heard he doesn't drink, but then I thought... he lies about everything else, why should I believe him now?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
Just never ask that. The answer is always yes.
@wolflair3329
@wolflair3329 4 года назад
Could be worse. You could be living in the UK, we've really fucked that up 😄
@dianewilkins4418
@dianewilkins4418 4 года назад
Thank you 🙏 I really needed to hear about those poor people of the Bahamas getting some tlc !
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 4 года назад
I sent help and coast guards to the Bahamas.
@Shiva108
@Shiva108 4 года назад
So now that yóu heard it, is their plight relieved?
@angelhall9661
@angelhall9661 4 года назад
AMEN..me too!!! Don't forget them & Puerto Rico!!!!💙🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@oracleofdelphi4533
@oracleofdelphi4533 4 года назад
I'm sure they could use some paper towels.
@utkarsh2746
@utkarsh2746 4 года назад
Umm you do realise rich people go there for "tlc", the locals aren't quite that well off. You do happen to see other people around you, right? There's more people in the world than just you and not all of them are getting on a jet to vacation in the bahamas.
@laartwork
@laartwork 4 года назад
His "tell" when he lies by playing dumb is he raises his eyebrows and says "I don't know". Watch when the president was asked on Airforce One about paying hush money to a porn star. (Did I just type that sentence).
@jerryormston3916
@jerryormston3916 4 года назад
Absolutely right.
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 года назад
And he said it three times, which is his tell for selling a lie.
@overlydramaticpanda
@overlydramaticpanda 4 года назад
Also, whenever he says "Believe me" you can pretty much guarantee whatever he's just said or is about to say is 100% wrong.
@aqueenstandsalone3954
@aqueenstandsalone3954 4 года назад
Leon Jimenez you are absolutely correct. He has the same physical motion daily because he lies daily.
@nothere7198
@nothere7198 4 года назад
" Playing dumb " ? No. He ain't playing.
@deepattison9329
@deepattison9329 4 года назад
Somebody should have told him that it was Arizona, instead of Alabama.
@gingerp6631
@gingerp6631 4 года назад
Dee Pattison : Oh, now you have gone and opened up another can of worms.
@thematteblack6606
@thematteblack6606 4 года назад
trump always signs his name in sharpie so he's always got one nearby
@sambrenna7989
@sambrenna7989 4 года назад
Lol, everyone knows he did it, except maybe Fox viewers. To them it is the Deep State trying to make Trump look stupid.
@LardGreystoke
@LardGreystoke 4 года назад
@@sambrenna7989 It's the mirror trying to make Trump look stupid.
@IAmValenwind
@IAmValenwind 4 года назад
@@sambrenna7989 okay, so work this out with me... if trump DID do it, he is showing himself to be a window-licking idiot for scribbling in fake data on an obviously computer-generated picture. if trump DIDN'T do it, that means one of his cabinet did it... which means either said cabinet member is ALSO a window-licker that uses sharpies, or the deep state did it by stealing one of trump's sharpies to make trump look like a window licker... ...but if trump doesn't fire the window-licking staffer, or go after the deep state, do you think the fox viewer's window-licking attention span will last long enough to find out if anything comes out of trying to make trump look like a window-licker? think i covered all the corners of the windows, there?
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
He's like a fucked version of a child.
@curtisberard7831
@curtisberard7831 4 года назад
@@sambrenna7989 Doesn't Trump do a good job of that in his own?
@TomDeVito
@TomDeVito 4 года назад
2017: Alternative Facts 2019: Alternative Sharpies? 🤔😆
@Heather-xz8fk
@Heather-xz8fk 4 года назад
Tom DeVito alternative USA.
@untitled8415
@untitled8415 4 года назад
Go to Fox News and disable their misinformation. For our sanity’s sake 🤦🏻‍♂️🙏🏻
@YungmiiConstantlii
@YungmiiConstantlii 4 года назад
"Thank you for your service Captain Silvers" 😂😂😂
@rodneysmart9774
@rodneysmart9774 4 года назад
7:50 he doesn't have a lie ready yet, he needs more time.
@freema9246
@freema9246 4 года назад
I'm pretty sure he has no clue. they're working on that rationale report just like ACA replacement and that tax break he's been lying about since day 1 so don't hold your breath.
@sentientmerkaba3812
@sentientmerkaba3812 4 года назад
Ikr! Jews are allowed to lie according to their orthodox bible
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 года назад
@@sentientmerkaba3812 Citation? The one I read said "Don't bear false witness", as you just did.
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 года назад
Rodney Smart He must be senile, then, he used to be able to make lies up in milliseconds.
@elvinn9434
@elvinn9434 4 года назад
Welcome back Stephen." He gave the storm a Boob job!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@dgracey01
@dgracey01 4 года назад
Future generations will remember Trump the same say we remember characters like Nero or Caligula.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 года назад
Or Hitler, or Stalin, or Mussolini...
@TheElie79
@TheElie79 4 года назад
They will remember him as the most clownesque, impulsive US president. Children will learn about his presidency with jokes and 'fun facts'.
@seidhercinovic1610
@seidhercinovic1610 4 года назад
" Oh he did it" Lmfao, that part killed me. Watched it live.
@TheSunflowerGalaxy
@TheSunflowerGalaxy 4 года назад
Trump mistook the map for the kid's maze on a diner placemat.
@jjboys215
@jjboys215 4 года назад
Maybe we should ALL publicly admit Trump is "bigly" unqualified for the position he holds.
@caseymeyer5418
@caseymeyer5418 4 года назад
SheepTrees this bus stinks
@demonkingbaka2841
@demonkingbaka2841 4 года назад
@@caseymeyer5418 smells like oil and hairspray
@sofiasofia5405
@sofiasofia5405 4 года назад
Can't stop laughing !!! Just made my day!!!
@jilianhannah9689
@jilianhannah9689 4 года назад
When Isn’t he breaking the law?
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 4 года назад
"Spending their vacations making sandwiches, also known as Being a Mom" 😂😭😂😭 *Facts* !!
@BothHands1
@BothHands1 4 года назад
Moms are heroes
@therealaintain
@therealaintain 4 года назад
🙄
@Zinfidel1
@Zinfidel1 4 года назад
The ego on Trump. Incapable of admitting fault. Just a complete doofus.
@sandrapatterson2916
@sandrapatterson2916 4 года назад
I hope he doesn't pass his lack of values, morals and humility to his young son who's watching all of this.
@eliyafethsoto1309
@eliyafethsoto1309 4 года назад
@@sandrapatterson2916 Even if he doesn't the poor child still has 4 egocentric pathological-liar siblings who could do just the same
@gentrykoda
@gentrykoda 4 года назад
@@sandrapatterson2916 he will. His son will be just the same bastard asshole as his dad. His entire family is corrupt. Why would his last son not be once he's older? 🤷‍♀️
@cindym5896
@cindym5896 4 года назад
Misssd my dose of colbert sooo much! This was one of his best monologues yet!
@sirjohnnyg
@sirjohnnyg 4 года назад
Jon coming in with "Man in the Mirror" was so good.
@ThunderHam
@ThunderHam 4 года назад
Waiting for John Oliver to do the “We Got Him” bit.
@DaegdaGames
@DaegdaGames 4 года назад
"He gave the storm a boob job" I think I peed a little ROFL
@palettejunkie8246
@palettejunkie8246 4 года назад
LOL!
@DaegdaGames
@DaegdaGames 4 года назад
@William Limarjo No idiot he said boob job, did you even watch the video?
@rna151
@rna151 4 года назад
"What's the rationale for rolling back the regulations on energy-effecient light bulbs?" "On what?" "Energy-effecient light bulbs" "We'll give you a report on that. We're doing a report on all of that. But uh... there's a very good rationale when you hear it." I keep thinking of Jon Lovitz' old pathological liar character who used to always end his fabrications with a "Yeah... that's the ticket" and thinking - compared to Trump he looks downright subtle.
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 года назад
💯👏👏👏
@chekovcall2286
@chekovcall2286 4 года назад
Ask your opthamologist how LEDs affect vision. People are getting cateracts at earlier ages. I'm awaiting my 4th surgery. Even though I understand your sentiment, sometimes green technology comes with a price. Take care.
@davidm5707
@davidm5707 4 года назад
@@chekovcall2286 Rilly? You have four eyes? Or the LEDs are clouding your plastic lenses? BS
@frankeddison2681
@frankeddison2681 4 года назад
The rationale is less goverment
@highonsmog
@highonsmog 4 года назад
@@davidm5707 Blue light from the new bulbs is not very popular these days as blue light is alleged to damage eyes and sleep patterns.
@soundped
@soundped 4 года назад
Baptiste playing Man in the Mirror is GOLD!
@iddan1205
@iddan1205 4 года назад
Wish we had a president that had a heart as big as you and the staff of the Late Show. Thank you.
@josephspringfield7221
@josephspringfield7221 4 года назад
Vote! Just please go vote in 2020!
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 4 года назад
Dont you mean "against him"
@traekas7228
@traekas7228 4 года назад
Joseph Springfield, But, what if we wait till Election time to vote, and it turns out that we should have acted (done Something) way before 2020? IOW, it would be too little, too late. I don’t believe that we have the luxury of all that time left, between now and then, to just wait for the ballot boxes to open.
@youtubetaught4811
@youtubetaught4811 4 года назад
Trump 2020!!!
@anthonyfradejas9944
@anthonyfradejas9944 4 года назад
RU-vid Taught gross
@jen6315
@jen6315 4 года назад
@@anthonyfradejas9944 that's the mantra they say to themselves to relieve the butthurt that their guy is a buffoon and the laughingstock of the world
@michaelfitzgerald1865
@michaelfitzgerald1865 4 года назад
"who lafeth know..." just slays me. I cackled so loud I may have laid an egg.
@TheZodasart
@TheZodasart 4 года назад
So happy your back. Love your energy
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 4 года назад
His answer about the lightbulb regulation is just more proof that he's being used as a rubber stamp for corporate powers.
@john2104
@john2104 4 года назад
Remember it was a law made during the Obama Admin. Trump dislikes him.
@WillDanceAlone2U
@WillDanceAlone2U 4 года назад
Yet, he could turn the light off, in shame, and leave the White House.
@sweettony9359
@sweettony9359 4 года назад
And proof that he just doesn't know what he is doing. Just faking his way through it.
@AA123TD
@AA123TD 4 года назад
I guess everyone wants higher electricity prices and taxes.
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 4 года назад
It’s the same as Reagan removing the solar panels from the White House roof that Carter put there
@Johnyrocket70
@Johnyrocket70 4 года назад
You know our government is in trouble when every week the headline is "did the president break the law?"
@exodiathegod1177
@exodiathegod1177 4 года назад
I bet his staff all slapped their heads and said "Doh" like Homer Simpson😂😂
@keltus_warrior6491
@keltus_warrior6491 4 года назад
Colbert is always so on point. Trump as the "old man blowing in the wind" is a wonderful analogy.
@Nick-kz6dg
@Nick-kz6dg 4 года назад
Trump: “There’s a very good rationale. Basically, it had Obama’s stamp on it so it has to go!”
@psychonaut1829
@psychonaut1829 4 года назад
Don't worry, I know weather models as much as I know the economy👌😁🤚
@subarnosiraji2640
@subarnosiraji2640 4 года назад
Your username is just...awesome. 🤣
@subarnosiraji2640
@subarnosiraji2640 4 года назад
@@mondoshredder5783 Caused me to spill water all over my table too...spilt milk, as they say. Or water, in my case.
@bertoandon9681
@bertoandon9681 4 года назад
Unrelated but now that I’ve seen your name and pfp I can’t unsee it🤮
@robchristian7546
@robchristian7546 4 года назад
Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
@asherikamichaela8425
@asherikamichaela8425 4 года назад
They should've named it Hurricane Donny. Honestly, it was right there... 🤦‍♀️
@Savagemedic46
@Savagemedic46 4 года назад
There was a sharpie on his desk and when you watch Trump get asked by the reporter that the map was edited to include Alabama Trumps hand makes the exact shape of the sharpie mark to show us his brain answered unconsciously how he drew it! It’s all right there for everyone to see plain as day
@Hal_T
@Hal_T 4 года назад
He gave the storm a "boob" job? Yes, okay. But _which definition_ of the word "boob"?
@goodguy...badrep.
@goodguy...badrep. 4 года назад
Lol I see what you did there...
@JayJayAbels
@JayJayAbels 4 года назад
Thoughts and prayers to those in Alabama.
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 4 года назад
Actually, they need them on general principles.
@sambrenna7989
@sambrenna7989 4 года назад
I chuckled at that. Personally, my thoughts and prayers go out to the Trump supporters, because if you still support this moron, you have serious issues with reality.
@darkwizard9536
@darkwizard9536 4 года назад
We are talking about Alabama, the state that gave Roy Moore 48% of the vote for Senate, the state of Jeff Sessions. They need more than thoughts and prayers.
@AnexoRialto
@AnexoRialto 4 года назад
Definitely a lot more thoughts would be nice.
@inkoftheworld
@inkoftheworld 4 года назад
Everyday he does something ridiculous and everyday I'm amazed he's president of America, lmao. It's still so surreal.
@geordiedynes2088
@geordiedynes2088 4 года назад
This was one of the funniest opening monologues ever
@GrizzlysEye
@GrizzlysEye 4 года назад
How can you listen to Trump for more than 10 seconds and not go into a seizure.
@Wanderer25
@Wanderer25 4 года назад
I can't listen to him for more than 10 seconds without feeling brain cells dying.
@alexandercanella4479
@alexandercanella4479 4 года назад
Because that's not how seizures work.
@ismimiokumaktazamankaybetm5939
@ismimiokumaktazamankaybetm5939 4 года назад
Reality can be whatever I want - Thanos/Trump
@chattycathy8089
@chattycathy8089 4 года назад
I thought that fly was real!!
@omicron2018
@omicron2018 4 года назад
Watching him try to Thanos snap would be hilarious! I imagine it would work out as well for him as trying to fold up an umbrella on the way inside Air Force One. After it falls off of his wittle hands for the third time in a row he would just let it lie there for a White House intern to pick up.
@whereaboutsunknown3822
@whereaboutsunknown3822 4 года назад
OMG Nov 2020 cannot come soon enough
@robchristian7546
@robchristian7546 4 года назад
Here is COLBERT another so so comic who was not doing well as a comic. But he could and would kiss some serious butt of his masters. Now he talks negative everyday against TRUMP. And in 2016 TRUMP Finishing Numbers were 306 to Hillary's 232... What a Mind Blowing Avalanche that in no way Clinton could not win. Even with her stealing extra votes from dead people. TRUMP would WIN. And the CRY babies would cry and cry. And in the first 20 Months in Office TRUMP would see for the people, 289 ACCOMPLISHMENTS made with Records lowering Black and Hispanic Unemployment. Same for Asian and woman unemployment would also break RECORDS for all mentioned here. Jobs are coming back all of the time. Main stream media CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC only show 10% while FOX shows all TRUMP accomplishments. What Obama said was impossible, Trump mad it happen in under 3-6 months, what was taking years and still no outcome. TRUMP has promised and DELIVERED And Now we have 2020 coming Thanks to these STUPID so so Comics on TV bashing TRUMP day and NIGHT. They have HELPED TRUMPS NUMBERS to grow everyday. More Democrats have decided why not vote for a guy who really not a racist and accomplishing so much. If you are a movie start it is understandable why you are voting for the liberal party. They own and run Hollywood. Even if Democrat Harvey Weinsten is in jail. And Democrat Jeffery Epstein is not dead. They have others to fill in these vacancies. Though many many are switching over #walkfromDemocrats If you have to listen to NEGATIVE all day long. Leaving the left and finally going to the RIGHT bring a nice feeling of being comfortable. Europe is back to knowing USA is back to being Number #1... What you hear on CNN and others is fabricated for viewers addicted to their fake news and believing it. Those who wake up, find NO more HATRED in the thoughts. Lets face it. TRUMP 2020 is ready.. The right does not riot, start "staged" shooting and use a word to defame others. The left known to BRANDING their followers. Did you know that 23% of Democrats vote Republican. But do not bring it to fellow Democrats. If you look for the "nooks and grannies" in anyone, you would be thinking in a negative state with hate. Thats the left. Join those who walk away from the left, end the negative BS. Vote for the most positive accomplishments. That alone will make your country to be ruled by the people, not an over grown government. God Bless TRUMP. God Bless America.
@nedstewart1
@nedstewart1 4 года назад
OMG Nov 2020 cannot come soon enough For sleepy Joe Biden? Trump wins 2020
@tombahma
@tombahma 4 года назад
that four queen joke was good. implying he's had 3 wives and looking to get a 4th.
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