Dio Brando introduces Steam Summer Sale 2015 to THE WORLD 

***** ROLDA ROLDA ROLDA!

***** "It's too late, a game on your wishlist is already on sale! DISCOUNT DISCOUNT DISCOUNT DISCOUNT DISCOUNT!" "IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE!" "DISCOUNT DISCOUNT DISCOUNT DISCOUNT DISCOUNT! Seven games have been bought! I'll drain your wallet dry!" ... "Nine games have been purchased... I did it. Your Wallet has finally been emptied by my Steam Sale. Money! Enterprise! Hardware! This proves that no one can surpass Newell! Puny consumers! Bow before my games and launcher! Ten games have sold. Now my ability to sell discount games has reached ten per customer. Now, then... I guess I should find Jotaro's lifeless balance and drain his credit card. If there's any cash left to take!" "Wh-what? My bank account's income is s-slowing down... No, it's not slowing down! I-I'm not gaining any money. I-Impossible! My balance isn't moving at all!" "Newell! It's been eleven games, I guess that's your limit now." "W-what!" "I started requesting refunds at the ninth game mark. That let me escape. Yare yare daze... Now! It won't take even a second to refill my Steam balance!" "J-Jotaro!"

lol nice

***** lol

***** lmao

+Local African Better than Windows 98

DuduzinhoBR Gameplays de Humor Oh...

ironically windows xp was not born when joseph was 18

Well, this whole thing took place in 1989 or so...

wtf lol

+kuraitama95 Me too kinda, I went back to watching it after stopping on episode one of stardust crusaders

Part 4 is coming out soon

+Super Saiyan Potato The first half of stardust crusaders is enjoyable but slow But man, the fights in Cairo in general are just a fuckin blast

I guess the stands kinda put me off, I loved hamon, and then most the stands seemed pretty meh, though it quickly became amazing

I have, well, I'm halfway through Vento Aureo

Chris duarte What's ep is this?

RivailJōtarō stardust crusaders ep 45

Giorno Giovanna h

Chris duarte STOOOOP! YOU'RE FALLING FOR HIS TRICKS!

90% discounts is something I cannot resist.

Andrew Wheatley 100$ transform into 10$

XBrain130 THAT MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!

QUICK! HIDE

yes yes yes yes YES!

Same

Pretty sure he crashed mine...

starkman yuval ''Truly..it's been a roundabout sale, Gaben!''

"D4C Hype Train! Any money that would befall you is sent somewhere else!"

starkman yuval "dirty downloads" wouldn't that technically make funny valentine the pirate bay.

starkman yuval YOU THOUGHT IT WAS STEAM BUT IT WAS I DIO

starkman yuval "An organism that can make sales with everything it encounters... I'm kinda jealous." "Wait for it to "Go on sale", Johhny? Do you really think it'll go for less? We can't wait!" "Look at this discount, Weather. What a crappy Steam Sale! None of the anime characters are on it! I want to see the anime characters, goddamn it! Where the fuck is Naruto?!" "Four! Four expansion packs. Thankfully there was only a single new map. The important point is, there were two sets of DLC." "That's only if we buy one game. But if we buy a hundred, It won't be easy to find out which one we're in!"

Toasty Brit Goldigger

Za Waruetto!

Za Waruetto Power-E Speed-E Range-The World Durability-A Precision-E Potential-C Makes the prices of every Steam Game drop dramatically. Compels people who see these deals to buy the games. If they refuse the offers three times the nearest sharp object will stab them in their throat.

Downloadable deals dealt dirt cheap

ZA WALLETO

STAND MASTER: GAYBEN STAND NAME: 「IN THE SUMMERTIME」

Ora.

Ata.

Rero

You thought this would be a Dio joke, but it was me, Jotaro!

+max9100 omg that is genius

XD ded

It says M on the damn cover

Rayan Chahed I lost the ability to contain my laughter at that point. That's what the term "I lost it at..." means when used in a context of comedy.

Are you a virgin? since it seems your always get hard.... at... everything

Rayan Chahed Either you truly are joking and have a poor taste in humor or you are just trying to cover up the fact that you didn't know what I mean't by "lost it". Either way it doesn't matter.

Ensiklo Media Is this directed at me or the other guy? Asking if somebody is a virgin in this context is not needed and makes you look like a fool that tries to act above others when clearly you are insecure about your own stance when compared to others. Using statements like "are you a virgin?" are pathetic. Grow up, even if somebody is a 30 year old virgin they might have reasons for it, and if you take joy in the misfortune of others that you have little contact with then you have failed at even being a decent respectable human being.

Rayan Chahed I do joke around a lot too but I wouldn't expect people to go onto my account or vise versa for every person they meet online.

and enjoy.

*wrrrry

LOL wrryyyyyy

+Fuck You That's My Name Holy shit.

You were expecting spoilers ... but it was me, Dio!

Der Slendy you mean Dildo. It is not my fault his name rhymes with Dildo

Both Star Platinum and The World have the ability to stop sales. Therefore, they are both Gaben.

TheAfroMenace ITS MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA !

Starchy McGee " I've Won! The PC BLOODLINE IS OUT OF CASH! I'VE... What?!... I'm out of Daily Deals!? " "I Refunded my Games... STEAM!" "WINDOWS SEVEN,YOU BASTAARRRRDD!"

SuperSpecialJawsome LMAO.

Starchy McGee Green light, Green light, Green light, Green light, Green light, Green light, Green light,

hi

yup...

Agree, at least 2k more views

yes 1m views

NAAANIIIII!!

Steamwagon.

Havoc Buster . Even speedwagon was dead 😢 WHYYYYyY

WRYyYyYyYy

Gencoil Warudo

ZA DISCOUNTSU !!

***** ZA WOULDA

topdog2007 [SUMMA SAERU]

John Chapman SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE SALE WWWWWWWWRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

topdog2007 STYYYYYYYMMM

John Chapman lol you beat me to it wait hold up STTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM

Swagsuke Uchiha It really is lol

What a beautiful... Duwang

@@DemoniteBL *5 years later* chew

Another one bites the dust

*camtasia stuDIO

Suteemu sameru saresu!!!! XD

Nani?!

But I refuse!

Edward James Kenway It's the work of an enemy Stand.

***** So all this time, I've been living in an alternate dimension, but how would I know whether or not the dimension I was living in was the real dimension or the alternate dimension, is there really a "real" dimension? Is there really an "alternate" dimension,? Aren't all dimensions real to themselves but alternate to others...

Edward James Kenway Aaaaand I haven't touched the manga yet. That's probably flew over my head but I'll make a guess. Funny Valentine's D4C?

***** I'm only as far as Diamond is Unbreakable, I'm gonna skip Vento Aureo and just jump into the last three arcs.

+Big Boss THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STANDO!!!

I swear i will subscribe to this guy Star Platinum: "RESISTRESISTRESISTRESISTRESISTREAIST!!!!!"

Takeshi Hanataro Naw, the editing is just fine.

Takeshi Hanataro "Jotaro Kujo his world of magnificent offers and shitty Sony Vegas edits" The edits are on purpose, people read the description next time before you complain.

Kazuki _ On purpose? Or is he just shit at it, and he's willing to admit it?

PK Mongoose Or he's just joking around and doesn't give a fuck? Like I said, editing is just fine.

It's fine. You don't need effort in something as third-party as Jojo's Bizarre Adventure to get something across, in this case, entertainment. Better editing in this case wouldn't add that much to validate the effort. The dude likely did this for shizzles anyway.

D180223 Editing was good.

D180223 The editing was fine.

D180223 Exactly

D180223 The bad editing ruined...GAH!! ~Razzle Joestar

The bad editing ruined the video! ... Huh?!

REFUNDS

Nitrobo IM BROKE IM BROKE IM BROKE IM BROKE

Yare yare daze

star platinum: DISCOUNTS

Nack The Dragon WAAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!

You're a frickin JoJo

BENDROWNED33 You thought this would be an original comment comment ,but it was I Dio...... NANI!