Dixie Rap Battle 

Don't forget his other title "house shark slayer" Lincoln

Also Abraham “the vampire king” Lincoln

I don't think there's any actual stanzas from the og dixie land tho.

@@tinytrinket7082there isn’t.

Stonewall Jackson has a different plan…

Fun fact: Lincoln once made a joke, he was in favor of interracial marriage so he said “I’d be ok with a black woman marrying a white man, if she wanted him!”

@@gamerstheater1187 quite nice to know

@@gamerstheater1187 no he wasn't, he was massively against racial integration. both privatley and publically declaring his desire to ship the non-whites somewhere else, even to african americans. only thing that stopped him was the cost.

@@matthiuskoenig3378 No it wasn't... you're forgetting he had to pander to a white supremacist audience and during the civil war many Northerners were either ok with slavery or wanted an American Ethnostate. When he was elected he did his best to push for integration between whites and nonwhites, and in his speech after the war he stated he had plans to give black voting rights.

billy yank solos no diff

billy yank absolutely stomps

Johnny Reb had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

Yeah, was gonna say, Johnny Reb tears up Billy Yank's ass in the first half. THEN Billy slowly wears Johnny down. XD

Who won?!?! Who's next?! You Decide!!

Therein lay the nature and unspoken horror of civil war

​@@jacobswenson6041True, it's kind of sad honestly, it's basically infighting

Well to be fair it's far easier to find one guy to sing both versions instead of one from the actual confederate States and from the union back then. Considering they're all already dead yannow?

no one more brother wars.

​@@Blundabus1337xD

Damn, that'd be a lit school project "The Union Army and their Diss Track"

@@Canuccoleslawwait who sung both?

@@TtegeggTennessee Ernie Ford sang both versions

why doe if you know? ​@@2ndcomingofFritz

Same

Sounds like something he would say

*His nickname finally caught on*

“Mr. President you have to fire Grant he’s an alcoholic” Abe: so? “He’s just throwing our men at the enemy” Abe: well did he win? “Yes, but…” Abe: what does he drink? “Whiskey, sir “ Abe: Then send him MORE!

@@stargazer-elite God bless 🇺🇸

@@stargazer-eliteQuoting oversimplified? There's a tax for that

Imagine if all conflicts were fought like this. Russia and Ukraine are having a disagreement? Come to the UN and have a hardbass face-off.

​@@CanuccoleslawThen life would be good 😂

​@@Canuccoleslaw Would Eminem and Drake be the US secret weapons of mass destruction in that universe 😂

​@@Canuccoleslawsomewhere in Dayton OH, 1995, Alija Izetbegović and Slobodan Milošević are having a turbofolk battle.

that'd be funny, israeli and palestinian musicians trying to out-sing each other in the un headquarters with the representatives taking sides and betting whose music is better. wish it were that, instead of hamas and the idf indiscriminately trying to one-up each other (at the cost of civilian lives) in their completely shit vendettas over completely garbage excuses

The unspoken horror of the Civil War

​@@Saunders_Navy Based saunders pfp

They're both from Virginia

These songs were both recorded by the same band for an album of civil war songs

That's why it's called Civil War Same people in a divided country fight each other

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

@@imperialbricks1977nice Brandon reference lol

Edwin Stanton couldn't make it (I'm sure it's no biggie).

Errrg aurgh confederate

Making a walk to the sea with Sherman ‼️‼️

🤔Wait a minute aren't you supposed to be puttin dogs down?

ATF and kids get along like General Sherman and Atlanta

Same

Comms between Lee and Grant that day.

Best line in the entire video

"Each dixie boy must understand that he must mind his uncle sam"

@@IsaacCampbell-dx5gf all classic's have their cheap remake's

The history of the song Dixie is actually kinda complicated, it was originally written in 1859, and from what I know Two arms in dixie seems to be the closest to the original, union dixie seems to be an attempt to reconstruct what Unionists might have played. Fun fact Abraham Lincoln actually liked the tune of Dixie.

The one he plays in the video isn't the actual song dixie, it's a variation of the song altered to be more militarized. The original song says "Away down south in dixie" instead"To arms in dixie"

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@@elderglowpea2414 what bro? 💀

​@@elderglowpea2414 You really think the Confederates support you?

I'm not American, but I know for sure that the Union's cause was noble. (The Liberia project should be forgotten about though)

​@@elderglowpea2414 bro forgot which side supported his people 😂

Funny, I was actually binge watching Checkmate Lincolnites while making this

Atun-Shei is a mother humper.

Our stay at Atlanta was lit 🔥” - William T Sherman (probably)

To be completely fair, Union is going to win line by line because it’s an actual diss track.

Johnny Reb is just having a good ol' time Billy Yank is out for blood

@Canuccoleslaw which is kinda ironic tbh considering the North was _just_ fighting to keep the country united, while the South was fighting what it believed was (somehow???) an existential threat to its society (the Republican Party’s 1860 platform of keeping slavery from _expanding_ into territories _outside_ the existing slave states)

@@TheTinyDiamondso you’re blatantly saying the the Union was the aggressor to disprove his point that “Billy yank was out for blood”?

@@Bungerbrown My point wasn't at all that "the Union was the aggressor" in the Civil War (though "can states legally secede?" _was_ an unanswered question at the time so I suppose you could argue that). I was joking about how OP said the _Union_ was "out for blood" and the Confederates were "just having a good ol' time" despite the fact that the _South_ had seceded and was fighting tooth-and-nail against an -in 1860, unfounded- fear that the Lincoln administration would interfere with slavery in the _states_ and thereby basically destroy Southern society, while the North was just "we can't let them leave" rather than anything like "they're gonna destroy our culture and incite race war (on the side of the slaves)." Apparently the joke didn't land.

the true centrist of the 60s, recording confederate and union army songs on the same album

I may be wrong, but didn’t he do separate albums for both north and south?

@@caderiddle5996 Nope. *Songs of the Civil War* (1961) by Tennessee Ernie Ford.

@@caderiddle5996 he did, thats why i made the joke he needs to pick a side lol

@@GeneralHarveyI mean he could have just wanted an album of traditional civil war songs, kind of like the string band reenactments nowadays. I’m same here, I don’t support confederates but I don’t think taking down the statues or the flags is good. On a more positive note, Tennessee Ernie Ford was a country and jazz singer, one of my favorites since I like old music from both of those genres!

Both a blessing and a curse

Just compare both versions of the Battle Cry of Freedom smh

​@wknogl2210 to be fair it would be a tie, since both songs are similar with just a few lyrics changed

Nah your forgetting Brexit geezer's solo and War criminal Canada's solo. We helped the South as well, and we'd help them again as everyone has the right to self determination!

I went to your channel, to "give some attention", clicked on Inner Machinations, and regretted it.

I watched the same video the other person did, but I didn't regret it

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@@batlover64 [not that one]

Well, I have good news, your second most popular video has passed 100 views

I can picture the idea as a dry, dark comedy. Something like Blackadder Goes Forth.

remind me of a book i read

Reminds me of checkmate Lincolnites

@@Lanetgm I love Checkmate Lincolnites!

Thank you, Toe Joe

Hiro hito🥰

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@@wyatthill3540 wy at🥰

Full David and Goliath, but as a rap battle.

i dont think itd be lincoln rap battling lee, lee was a general i think grant would be better

that or replace lee with jefferson davis

@@funnysticklady yeah true but I feel like Lee was seen as the head of the CSA and Lincoln of the USA which is why I said that

@@Sothus2 yeah it's a shame some historical figures are partially forgotten like that

Dixie better

@@Tomoko_Kuroki888 if you're talking about the "country" you are a cuck traitor virgin but the song is pretty good

@@Tomoko_Kuroki888 How about you earn some bitches instead of buying them you damn traitor

Still lost the war May the stars and Stripes wave forevermore

I think you got it mixed up lol​@@murkywateradminssions5219

Same

Huh. I actually didn't know that. Thanks for the information.

(literally) sons of liberty vs war monger

This was kind of a one-off thing. No one else had done it, so I did it myself🤷‍♂ ...which is why I'm kind of worried this is going to type-cast me into just this kind of content

@@Canuccoleslaw Fair point