Do Frogs Enjoy Smooth Jazz? (Experiment) 

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At least this time he isn't forcing infants to do child labor.

her: He is probably thinking about other girls. me: Are frogs attracted to jazz?

I first watched this video when I was high as fuck and the intro song made me cry and I thought maybe it would be less terrifying to watch sober but no, it really isn't.

Man, this 300 word essay is gonna be tough

It’s all the chemicals they’re putting in the water making the frogs gay...

Conclusion: let's paint all buildings green to help green froggos with their disguise

Since I was told to do a 300 word essay on this: Do frogs actually enjoy jazz? A large majority of our childhood involved frogs, whether it was the famed Kermit, the classic stories of Frog and Toad or perhaps even the fairytale princess and the frog. All of these stories Indicate that these amphibians are lovers of music and posses a great amount of culture. For example, Kermit has appeared in several jazz songs including but not limited to "Visual thinking" and "Bein' Green". Kermit's fame has created large consumer demands of a comedic frog and therefore stereotyped frogs as music enthusiasts. This generalization has led to several misconceptions about the music taste of frogs and a lot of questions. People wonder: "Do frogs only enjoy jazz or are they willing to listen to other genres?" "What are their favorite artists?" "If given the chance to express their music taste, would they choose hip hop?". Unfortunately a vast majority of these questions are left unanswered as the frog population continued to dwindle. In this experiment we see a man try to attract frogs while coming to the realization that more and more amphibians have gone missing. This passion mixed with severe burns to his hands, and inhalation of several chemicals in his "experiments" leads me to believe that he may require therapy. This is further proven when he dresses up as French frog with flippers and a green bodysuit. However, no matter what this sad and mildly deranged man may do, I support him wholeheartedly. I enjoy his creativity, the fresh en garde approach to his videos makes me feel as if I've done several lines of cocaine. In conclusion, frogs may like jazz due to the vibrations mimicking the cry of their own species. This creates an environment as there is safety in numbers. I would strongly suggest subscribing to this great man of science.

This channel comes up with the most random content and makes it work

When he said the most common pepper my gullible ass actually got scared I was eating moths

Everyone out here trying to stay as clean as possible and then there’s this guy kissing ponds haha

i cant just imagine hearing three different frog calls three nights in a row them suddenly hearing smooth jazz

me proud of myself because i have the same greek yoghurt bucket as him.

I am the rock man

“Skin colour”. Oh no “During the industrial revolution” *oH nOoOo*

I love your content, personality, humor, and everything. But I can't deny that it does hit a bit different at times and I don't feel too confortable anymore and might need to check every corner of my room.

This is my 300 word critic of this video. To start, I'd like to say that the song "Kissing toads again" is a great song, however a large portion of the video focuses on frogs, so I think this song that only talks about toads is a little off topic. Furthermore this video's overall quality is quite good. The segment about peppered moths is quite informative and segwayed nicely into the discussion about the possibility that the green frogs were disappearing due to similar reasons. You also make a good point when you assume that frogs would enjoy jazz more than sharks due to the fact they have legs, unlike sharks. It was also very resourceful of you to use an app to discover the locations of local species of frogs and play frog noises. I would also like to say that the overall camera quality and control is astounding. It is also with mentioning that the editing is very good, practically seamless during certain parts. I would also like to say that it was a very good idea to place your frog attractor in the ground, since that would help annoy your neighbors less, while also letting the frogs hear it. However, despite the milled successes in this experiment I would have recommended that you attempted it in multiple areas in order to increase the sample size, rather than just performing it in your backyard. This change could have been achieved if you head simple asked a friend if you could perform this experiment in their backyard, but I understand if this may have not been an option for you, either because you have no friends, or because none of your friends would agree to such a thing. In conclusion I give this video a nine out of ten.

Family: he hasn’t texted us for weeks and I’m starting to worry.. Him: *just outside for several days trying to catch a chubby green frog*

Does this man even own a pair of shoes for casual wear

Him: deletes Tinder Also him: Still has Hinge in the corner

Everyone: frog Him: BiG gREeN BOiS

*Me seeing the title during the day:* Bruh wtf is this why would I watch this *Me seeing the title at 3am:* yes.

Aussie man explains why he's mad at evolution for getting rid of his frogs

“Not actually BD just a portobello I threw in the garden” I’m wheEZING

the pure joy in his voice at 12:42 when talking about the big boi was sweet ngl haha

This is legitimately one of the most entertaining channels I've ever seen

They should show these videos at school, they are very educational 🧠

He was looking to attract frogs, but instead attracted a single bee

0:49 imagine looking out of ur pond and seeing this man kissing you,re pond water

This is one of the weirdest fucking videos I've seen in my entire life. It's presentation is so strong that it makes an illusion of being linear but every scene is like a mirage that gets a wrench thrown into it, it's total psychological mastery.

The question nobody asked, but everyone wanted to know.

As a fisherman, i can confirm panda is a good catfish bait.

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me.. fool me.. the fool of can't get fooled again " -George W. Bush

Just come to my house. The rapid rate of the 'dying' frogs is just them deciding to live at my house.

"Attracting Snakes to My Yard with Snake Jazz"

Omg I love how he calls them “froggos” just like people call dogs “doggos” lovingly.💕

"Why don't you play with the neighbors kid?" The neighbors kid: 0:50

I have two green tree frogs, one lives in a pot plant out the back, her names Floyd. Then one that lives in the mail box, guard frog.

That's how Aussies survive the local fauna: they consciously (or unconsciously) expose themselves to poisons and venoms constantly

There is actually this frog that lives around my house croaking as soon as the sun starts setting, very loud, but awesome.

The kissing toads song really started to gain some filthy frank vibes towards the end there, and now I need a full release

i haven’t even seen your whole face or anything but your humor, voice, and personality are all very attractive

I did a thing: *looks at toad* “You like jazz?”

I love the intro the intro is just art.

You should mount a fan onto a roomba so you can cool down the house and clean the grimy floor

Coronavirus outbreak: happens You: Kisses dirty water and doesn’t give a shit

Sharks don't like jazz. They're more into Death Metal.

I appreciate the time you dedicate to make these videos because they always look so good

9:38 that cardinal pell joke did not age well unfortunately

That sleezy frog impression sounds like every foreign dude in every porno ever

You should try and Lure some koalas into you house with sum Mozart and free leaves. 😏

Thank you! I love that you are trying to help!

I'm an environmental scientist and the jokes in this video killed me

Guys, we need to help him out. His toad kissing addiction has gotten out of control. I hear he’s planning a trip to Brazil to kiss more frogs, and if he finds a poison dart frog... I just couldn’t bear it. Let’s fix this before it’s too late.

Did I just watch a 15 minute video for a guy to attract frogs to his house with jazz

We need a whole different series for that frog costume man ahahah

kissing toads again has positively plagued my spotify recommendations for years, hearing u whistle it at the start and then PLAY IT was like being lovingly punched in the phase. it really took me aback

Next up: do bees like thrash metal?

No one: This guy: *My smooth jazz brings all the frogs to the yard*

I found your channel a few days ago and have binge watched all your video. You are a god damn gentleman and a scholar. Keep up the great work, cheers!

frog:*exists* this dude:"so, ya like jazz?"

idk when he's being sarcastic and when he's saying something legit

We actually enjoy a large variety of music, Jazz is a favorite amongst our numbers though

My backyards a great spot for green froggos, they like to hang around the deck around my pool- but every time you look, you can find a big fat green frog in a hole on the top on my fence where the caps popped off. In fact there’s 2 of these fence posts with no top and both you can always find a green lump staring back at you.

It is 2022 and I'm still waiting on the full version of that brilliant cover.

People trying to be safe from COVID-19 and he just broke all rules in that intro

8:30 Now I’m curious what the Lawnmower Argument was about. Answer us. Add to the I Did A Thing Lore.

Scientists need to study your immune system. If I kissed that pond or wheelbarrow water, I'd be dead.

....im stumped to as why everyone who has ever watched RU-vid hasn't gotten recommended your videos. You're a gem.

1:50 Gives a whole new meaning to "getting under someone's skin"

Honestly this channel is such a great channel for learning useless information. 10/10 made me a more interesting person, would recommend.

This is by far the best video you have made

Oh thank you! I’ve had this question all my live!

Never knew there was this much wildlife in Hornsby mate

Honestly, not putting "You like jazz?" As the thumbnail was a missed opportunity

I knew this was gon be a weird vid but jeez man you've nailed it

9:31 He uses the score from Annihilation (2018)! I know that for a fact I’ve listened to that score a lot and I love it.

America: We're all going to die from disease Australia: wHeRE aRe the FROGGGSSSSS

The frog jumping out of it’s mother’s skin was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.

Came here for a giggle left with knowledge thankyou and great videos as always

I love this dudes channel it's so funny I swear😂

"what do you do for a living" "a thing." in all honesty this man deserves some science award for how big of a brain he has.

Dude, you're hilarious

Never thought someone could use the medley for On The Road Again and make such a beautiful song 🥲

I keep coming back to watch you in the suit on the bed, that part is hilarious

Thumbnail: "are frogs attracted to jazz" *Top ten questions science can't answer*

It's nice to find a guy who likes frogs as much as I do 💜 Everyone should have a frog pond in their back garden! I didn't know about the BD fungus...those poor hoppybois 😭

I’m happy the important questions are getting answered

I honestly just watch this guy because he cracks me up

Ngl I was trying to swipe up on another notification and accidentally clicked on this. Not disappointed

When I was a kid, I used to find toads on the street, in danger of cars and people. I picked up as many as I could and brought them back to our local toad pond. It was quite big. I have a lot of great memories from that lively pond. :)

The GWB reference was so subtle and under the radar I'm so impressed

I love this video so much. Thank you.

Every time he uploads I’m gonna come in saying “oooooooh he did a thing!”

My less of a single Pringle friends: kissing their partner Me: kIsSiNg A bLoOdY pOnD

i am legitimately in love with this man

Best channel! Thankyou

Video Suggestion: You live in Australia, so use that to your advantage. Like your Australian magpie videos, using an iconic Australian animal will attract more attention from foreign viewers. I would suggest doing something with the ocean. With all the deadly critters in there, the possibilities are endless. Maybe some kind of tool that catches fish more effectively or more creatively, or perhaps making a disguised spy camera to capture sea life. Also, I want to see you make soda. I don't care how. It could be in a creative way or something, but I think that it would be cool.

For a solid 3 seconds I believe pepper was made from moths then reality kicked in 🤦‍♂️

My grandfather loved frogs as well! He had a bunch of farms where he grew them up in Canada. Not really sure what he did with them but he was very wealthy when he died....