do NOT get a pet goat

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making a little bar for my pet goat.
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Chapters:
0:00 - intro
0:25 - grocery store shopping for the little horned fella
1:49 - goods acquired
2:14 - centripititepohfjishfif force
2:20 - returning the sacred fruits to the domicile of the doat
3:14 - creating the bar (masterful craftsmanship and meticulous skill)
4:10 - finding her majesty
4:54 - the big reveal
5:04 - the dumbest, most silly creature to ever live
5:37 - blueberries
7:17 - watermelon
8:10 - molasses
9:14 - wren
10:10 - cucumber
11:14 - gatorade
12:00 - outro
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20 июн 2024

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@MogulMail 11 месяцев назад

I would like the following mam - One Spa Day for Winnie the cow - one chicken riot against chick fil la - one wedding for your gay ass parrots - one bacherlorette party for all the goats - I would also like to see the goat throw a hot girl car wash where you put them in cute bikinis and have them wash cars for $5 - would like to see the emu trip acid and go to a rave - would like a full reenactment of the hannah montana movie from the crows

@Chaeyoungs.pride. 11 месяцев назад

Omg slay pussy the house down

@allisonharris357 11 месяцев назад

i second the motion

@loonatheworId 11 месяцев назад

wtf ludwig D:

@427jared 11 месяцев назад

Nice

@honeymoon420 11 месяцев назад

Lol

@bradnarraway9141 11 месяцев назад

Beetle coming around the corner with a bucket stuck around her neck is just peak goat energy and I love it 😅

@riverfoxer8781 11 месяцев назад

T t😅t😂þy

@Alex_ADEdge 11 месяцев назад

The fact the bucket has 'DO IT RIGHT' written on the front as well. Beetle is a content machine XD

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 11 месяцев назад

*_And,_* we're all better humans for getting to see it! lol G. O. A. T. Goatiest Of All Time _(sounded cooler in my head 😊)_

@wafflecart 11 месяцев назад

Beetle was drunk before she even came into the bar she showed up with a bucket around her head! Pure chaos! !

@owenmiller2656 11 месяцев назад

All Goats have a silly goblin living in them.

@VAMPTIR3D 11 месяцев назад

Ikr

@lucidalice5334 11 месяцев назад

Accually 🤓👆🏻 every goblin have silly little goats living inside them.

@Ojisan642 11 месяцев назад

This series should be called “Maya confronts her social anxiety at a store.”

@TheBosama 11 месяцев назад

Hah! Goat comes stumbling towards the bar with a bucket around it's neck, that says "Do it right" on it 🤣 Now that's a party animal!

@justplainmark 11 месяцев назад

💀

@Imberis 11 месяцев назад

Imagine if bartenders had to stand there and hold the cup while you drank out of it.

@watchparty-iz2ms 11 месяцев назад

I am obsessed with Maya’s commitment to the bit. She made a Goat Bar and by god she will be the best goat bartender there is 😂

@Arisaka99 11 месяцев назад

I will forever ask that you continue this series as long as possible! The videos are always super adorable and entertaining to watch!

@hauntedmasc 11 месяцев назад

This is the second coming of Jenna Marbles and I have *_nothing_* but time for videos like this.

@burgbass 7 месяцев назад

8:06 sounds really familiar for any Jenna fans

@p99guy Месяц назад

I miss Jenna… I hope she is doing ok

@saradeemon 11 месяцев назад

I laughed so hard. Thank you Maya! These are great 🖤

@mayahiga 11 месяцев назад

@0blivvy8 11 месяцев назад

I bartended for over 10 yrs and love the animals getting drinks series! Beetle brought Maya the "dump bucket"! We use that to dump drinks, stuff you can't pour down the drain. At the end of the night it's a super gross mix. *My fave summer Blueberry cocktail:* Fill glass with ice, pour in a good lemonade like Simply Lemonade, slowly pour on top 888 Triple Eight Blueberry Vodka. It's made with real blueberries, has a pretty dark color, and floats on top to make a beautiful and delicious drink. Garnish w/ lemon wedge &/or throw in some blueberries if u wanna get fancier. It is gluten-free too if anyone needs (I checked with the company yrs ago). Drink responsibly & don't drink & drive pls. 💙

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 11 месяцев назад

__ But, is it okay if I drink and then drive my friends insane? 😊

@lilacmoon6 9 месяцев назад

What did you do with the bucket at the end of the night, though?

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE 9 месяцев назад

@@lilacmoon6 🤣 That's a valid question... Kinda reads as though they gave it to some farm animals! 😅

@Luke-we9gj 6 месяцев назад

Thoughts on them calling it a Margherita shaker instead of a boston or cobbler shaker?

@xBrandinOx 11 месяцев назад

The experience of watching this was a 10/10 for me. Maya having fun is good stuff, I'd say.

@katiew8398 11 месяцев назад

Wow shout out to beetle for giving such detailed and interesting reviews to each drink. Not to mention the asmr noises that will no doubt haunt me for the foreseeable future. Good goat 🙌🏻

@meadowfrance 11 месяцев назад

Goats are pure chaos it's almost frightening

@isaacl6402 11 месяцев назад

it seems like Beetle is like fighting the natural urge to headbutt when running back with Maya lmfao

@ArtMontef 11 месяцев назад

I absolutely love how savagely Beetle slurps Gatorade. Every time I see it it's 10/10.

@HeisenbergFam 11 месяцев назад

Imagine the reaction of goats watching Maya's videos and they see "do not get a pet goat"

@user-tp6ho4un2c 11 месяцев назад

Goats strike back 🐐🔫

@TML962 11 месяцев назад

Stop posting these GOATED comments :P

@Paul-gx4zb 11 месяцев назад

Hi Walt

@alosmay2590 11 месяцев назад

sad bleat :(

@Sebastianabc-if2gn 11 месяцев назад

Because you should get TWO

@ShaneH42 11 месяцев назад

A goat walks into a bar with a bucket round it’s neck: “barmaid, fill this with Gatorade”

@iTzDem1se 11 месяцев назад

Her coming around the corner with the bucket.. omg 🤣

@Shlebss 11 месяцев назад

dying at the prezoh joke lmfaooo good work flip and danny

@katrinaherrera7740 11 месяцев назад

As someone who has to take care of around 16 of these things, I can vouch: Don't get a pet goat

@sithhill 11 месяцев назад

It's great to see Maya really shows all the animals love equally.

@LifesNeverHumDrum 11 месяцев назад

Sending this to my mother who has had goats for over 18 years 👍

@LifesNeverHumDrum 11 месяцев назад

And she just celebrated 12 years sober 😂 good thing these are virgin cocktails

@briochebrioche8976 11 месяцев назад

Now please throw a party for cool bugs you found ! :D

@brennynhawbaker3313 11 месяцев назад

Love Maya having fun

@Palozon 11 месяцев назад

More goat/animal bar! I don't care what your cameraman says, that cardboard bar was brilliant. Getting an actual cocktail shaker and learning some mocktails for the animals would be fun, and worst case scenerio _you_ now you now have a cocktail shaker for yourself. Enriching!

@jinniebaby 11 месяцев назад

beedul is my favorite goat, she's THE GOAT. glad she was able to get wasted on her 21st (?) birthday, pls give her MORE BLUE GATORADE.

@surfingthedarkness 11 месяцев назад

I thought - nothing - could make me even just a little bit less miserable today but this was exactly it ❤

@King-of-Corvids 8 дней назад

Same, I feel a little better now

@stevenbaase 11 месяцев назад

I am so happy with all the ways you have found to get them to drink water and fluids. You are incredibly thoughtful and epic.

@theDabbleandBabble 11 месяцев назад

when the bartender holds ur drink for u💕beetle better have given maya a great tip

@JinxHyena 11 месяцев назад

Beedle is my favourite. She generally causes chaos around her by accident.

@bakicci 11 месяцев назад

8:05 thas how you know she really loves the animals

@bbbeans6480 6 месяцев назад

as a former pet goat haver, THOSE MFS EAT EVERYTHING we had a random tree. HE JUMPED SUPER HIGH AND GRABBED THE LEAVES.

@thedreepcreep8096 7 месяцев назад

Once again the goats prove they are best animals for content on this sanctuary

@Jamessik0809 11 месяцев назад

Watching Beetle ensures me that the Goat Simulator game is in fact 100% realistic

@theconnorobrien 11 месяцев назад

Beetle is spawned from hell... She does nothing but bring death and destruction to everything she touches...

@ChunkTheEditor 11 месяцев назад

The goat really showed up to the bar already hammered

@NealB123 11 месяцев назад

I thought that went very well.

@Jake-do3ly 11 месяцев назад

Think Winnie needs a video of her own, maybe like a makeover/ spa day

@timmytim656 11 месяцев назад

Beetle with the bucket necklace is the funniest thing 😂😂

@monkarooo 11 месяцев назад

that bucket part was so funny

@RetoonHD 11 месяцев назад

the prezoh line joke was very funny, good job editor

@ASoggySandal 11 месяцев назад

The edits just add so much to these, I love it

@redwoodii6226 11 месяцев назад

I just discovered your videos recently, but I love the work you do and the genuine care you have for the animals. Keep it up!

@jper1245 11 месяцев назад

It's awesome how dedicated you are to these animals! It's amazing to see!

@JoJoestar 11 месяцев назад

This has the same energy as the pupsicle jenna marbles video and i love it

@LifesNeverHumDrum 3 месяца назад

Goats are basically just weird dogs with no thoughts, it tracks

@BrownPalagi 11 месяцев назад

So so sooooo happy you're making content like this. Videos like this heal my soul, thank you!

@finnmogensen9526 11 месяцев назад

Continued success, bravo Maya

@fatmabatmaz2 11 месяцев назад

This is slowly becoming my therapy channel and i am loving it ❤😊

@icecreamwolf9175 9 дней назад

My friends do in fact own three goats, Stella, Penny, and Finn. They are all very well taken care of and we lovr them very much. Finn and Stella are siblings who were rejcted by their mom and taken from someone who couldn't care for their barn. Penny was from a farm we love to visit, they treat their animals amazing.

@henri2300 11 месяцев назад

PLEASE DO NOT THE GOAT

@TaylorMikel 11 месяцев назад

loved this! Hope you and all the animals are surviving the crazy heat wave

@_evieqd 11 месяцев назад

this is my favorite series by far

@anicientbolt 11 месяцев назад

These videos always make me smile.

@takeadeepbreathin 11 месяцев назад

I hit the bell and switch it to ALL because omg this is gold! I love watching this stuff!! It’s hilarious!! It’s kind of like Jenna Marbles FarmVille edition, just a little bit, and I am all the way here for it! Sending you all of my best wishes and love!

@mrworldextrawide2815 11 месяцев назад

we need a ranking for each episode regarding how much fun Maya had

@chai4768 11 месяцев назад

Maya you always make my day better!!

@laurenceritow8021 11 месяцев назад

Maya, you are adorable! Your animals/pets are lucky to have you!!!❤

@1naruto59 11 месяцев назад

I love these cute little videos. Loving the animal content.

@wholesomepenguin5917 11 месяцев назад

Love your vids Maya 🐧

@just_some_donkus 11 месяцев назад

I'm glad that we're getting to see some more maya enrichment on the channel!! I feel like I can't think of literally anything interesting to do though LOL

@tezzla6358 11 месяцев назад

i LOVED this video!

@Cnith 11 месяцев назад

I think Beetle has an alcohol problem the way she attacks those drinks. She does it charmingly though.

@MajorenSnor 6 месяцев назад

God she's so cute. And Maya is okay too.

@peeporiot5803 11 месяцев назад

Thanks for the video can’t wait for more

@Europa_Forever 11 месяцев назад

Maya's faces at the sounds Beetle was making had me rolling!

@dannnnn4 11 месяцев назад

A Winnie video please. We need Winnie to have fun

@bretthake7713 11 месяцев назад

The change to the like... Suck/slurp for the molasses and gatorade really surprised me. I expected them use their tongue like dogs or cats or whatever to drink. Goats are so weird

@coopdedooped 11 месяцев назад

Beetle should’ve been cut off at least two drinks earlier, she could barely walk in those heels

@shaliekk 11 месяцев назад

My house’s power and water are still out from a storm and you are helping distract me from my headache. Thank you Maya!!!❤️❤️

@schwaggybammer968 11 месяцев назад

Cool story bruh

@messmaker7343 2 месяца назад

beetle brought her own cup. what an environmentally conscious gal

@zebraloverbridget 11 месяцев назад

They sell shakers at HEB but they're in the alcohol section. Just for future reference if you or anyone who reads this needs to know lol

@coycadaver 11 месяцев назад

Maya has been having a lot of fun lately.

@Magstarcutie 11 месяцев назад

maya has fun for onces is my favorite vibes

@Kb11241 11 месяцев назад

once again the other goats get left behind

@MLElessthanthree 11 месяцев назад

That was so cute and fun!! I hope you do more

@emmacalhoun5296 11 месяцев назад

If I had a shot for every time I got a bucket stuck around my neck after drinking I’d be as drunk as beetle

@abraxis7292 10 месяцев назад

I love how chaotic the goats are

@vivilissi 11 месяцев назад

i love that this is Maya the humans enrichment

@patchesthepirate55 11 месяцев назад

Great vid as usual

@darkphoenix2 11 месяцев назад

that's crazy that she just straight up sucks the watery ones like there's a straw built into goat mouths

@metawachlin278 11 месяцев назад

this is PEAK content!!

@NorroTaku 11 месяцев назад

not only did the goat get enrichment but mayo did too

@LoveFitsAll 11 месяцев назад

Very cool the goat is filming

@earelevant 11 месяцев назад

something about these videos greatly improves my mental stability

@CallardAndBowser 11 месяцев назад

Let's make a little wagon for Georgie to ride in and have the goats pull him around the sanctuary so he can have some adventures.

@stickboi_ 11 месяцев назад

I love this series, great way to wind down from a hard day. Shoutout to the animals who are giving the best content anyone could ask for (and maya + camerman plus alveus staff)