Do NOT make me say this! Dan And Phil play Incohearent ..again

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@syd943 9 дней назад

the genuine fear that filled me after phil said "something just popped out" and proceeded to say he had a wardrobe malfunction

@coolwithakatie5366 9 дней назад

and the way he backed up from the camera i was ready to shield my eyes 💀

@shiroi201 9 дней назад

And then lift his leg!

@hubofinsanity4122 9 дней назад

RIGHT AFTER THE ANAL FISTING CARD TOO

@22suprstar22 9 дней назад

AND THEN HE BACKED UP?? LMAO EXCUSE ME 💀

@jaybehkay2438 9 дней назад

Heart DROPPED

@raashi5529 9 дней назад

Phil: "Oh they kissed" The fucking ways they troll us these days has me rolling

@anasoto1987 9 дней назад

they legit make fun of me at 13

@EmeMonllor 9 дней назад

I clapped laughing like a boomer in a stand up comedy show, they´re laughing at us and I´m into it tbf

@cherhorowitch47 9 дней назад

they’re too aware of twitter discourse💀

@taylorharvey3980 9 дней назад

legit would've sent us into cardiac arrest

@Gr95dc 9 дней назад

timestamp please, I think I missed that 😔

@MoonchildDontCry 9 дней назад

I was crying when Phil kept repeating in a slight smoldering voice "fog meat tad tea" 😭😭

@shiroi201 9 дней назад

I just about died!!

@Gr95dc 9 дней назад

it was way too funny, I cried too

@naomiwallis752 8 дней назад

Dan's face through the whole thing killed me

@jaspermoore1305 7 дней назад

i verbally went NO- at the first attempt 😭

@chloenord280 2 дня назад

@@jaspermoore1305see I just yelled PHILIP-

@sirgaykrovos 9 дней назад

LMAO the way Dan was so unprepared for Phill to read 'fog meat tad tea' so breathily and, honestly, neither was I

@ellaelliott4415 9 дней назад

I nearly fell over laughing

@Nightbat1321 9 дней назад

It was brilliantly chaotic 😂

@darettolive 9 дней назад

gay panic

@unintendedbliss9592 8 дней назад

Dan absolutely looked like he was gonna lose his shit

@ElleTena 9 дней назад

Starting this video with Phil’s toes and “you just spat in my mouth” is bonkers

@depressed.lemonade 9 дней назад

"ohmygod they kissed" is insane actually

@microsofterror880 9 дней назад

@depressed.lemonade they literally want to hurt us /j

@lynncollins9715 9 дней назад

Just another day in the Phandom nothing to see here

@Magnus833 9 дней назад

I know right they could have edited it out 😭

@ellaelliott4415 9 дней назад

@@Magnus833no they said it to call us out and shame us 😂

@flinn4564 9 дней назад

phil taking advantage of how good the blonde looks with dark clothes we love to see it

@Creature_Creative 7 дней назад

Yesss that's what I was thinking!

@ronniewithluv496 9 дней назад

dan's scream of horror after he realised it was "suck my t*ties" was EVERYTHING 😭😭😭

@unsaltedtoast 9 дней назад

dans confidence with the wed as poo see card has me sobbing

@dazaimaru5799 9 дней назад

LITERALLY HAHAHAHA

@inkandcaffeine 9 дней назад

im still laughing ahahaha

@markipliertrash1562 9 дней назад

The realization 😭😭

@ezzashaw 8 дней назад

SAME IM CRYING

@kai_winchester_66 7 дней назад

he said it with so much conviction 🤣

@rosesraeken 9 дней назад

"oh my god they kissed" they actually need to be stopped oh my fucking god 💀

@sentientflute 9 дней назад

THIS i choked on my water 💀😂

@Braxton999Adams 8 дней назад

No. LET THE CHAOS RAIN!!!!

@fluterem8866 4 дня назад

And then Dan hitting himself with the wine glass lmao

@jesse6899 9 дней назад

they had to treat us with incohearent after the sims disaster

@nostalgiaprincess 9 дней назад

that was the best apology video i’ve ever seen

@hannahlettig4015 9 дней назад

That explains all of their behavior in this video

@nerl7473 9 дней назад

You guys haven't seen thier tumblr apology video then? 😄

@nostalgiaprincess 9 дней назад

@@nerl7473 the one they just did?

@ellaelliott4415 9 дней назад

I never forgive or forget

@jesslikescoffee24 9 дней назад

The fact that “free wifi” wasn’t a nord spon segue is a travesty

@leahprouse623 9 дней назад

Im still half expecting the phangenda reveal to be one big nordvpn ad

@guadalupehernandez-sosa5315 9 дней назад

I was literally waiting for the nord spon like well damn didn’t know they could do two in one vid

@_taaaam 9 дней назад

"You just said "puppy" and spat in my mouth." - Daniel Howell, 2024

@reharm_reality 9 дней назад

I was looking for this comment lmao

@teenylittlecat 9 дней назад

probably not the first time 😒

@markipliertrash1562 9 дней назад

@@teenylittlecat😨

@amandad7201 9 дней назад

@@teenylittlecat PHONE ON THE COUNTER RN !

@FrostbyteOfficial 8 дней назад

@@teenylittlecatDelet this

@madisonhodapp8049 9 дней назад

Dan: 😐wed as poo see 😐 Phil: 👹fog meat tad tea 👹

@adityaagarwal6640 9 дней назад

In Phil’s defense the only time I’ve ever heard the phrase “erotic experience” was from the grandma in Titanic

@sliceysliceofapancake 9 дней назад

13:03 the straight, deadpan “wed as poo see” absolutely KILLED me

@axaturdoor7553 8 дней назад

It’s like asking Siri “What does Cardi B’s WAP stand for?” XD

@palomatorres6080 9 дней назад

“OMG THEY KISSED” PLEASE you are going to hell phil lester the comedian

@courtneycuellar3536 9 дней назад

the “hey null fish ding” card as the reward would make me not want to win

@hannahlettig4015 9 дней назад

Theory that Phil definitely lost on purpose because he didn’t want it on his side

@ellietandy2423 9 дней назад

Lads WHAT IS THE PHAGENDA

@Jeevesie1988 9 дней назад

My theory is a podcast (probably with other tie-in community stuff too). :o

@E03H 9 дней назад

Pretty sure it’s a tour

@Jeevesie1988 9 дней назад

@E03H That'd be neat, and I'll be glad if so. Whatever it is I'm sure it'll be wild. 😁

@CherryCupcakeCreations 9 дней назад

@@Jeevesie1988 The email you get after you sign up to the "phangenda" is from the danandphiltour email address. Draw your own conclusions... ;P

@lorienzoeller6764 9 дней назад

IF ITS ANOTHER TOUR I WILL CRY

@naomij8110 9 дней назад

The epic highs (chappell roan mention) and lows (literally the entire rest of this video) of high school football (watching dan and phil in 2024)

@larousse1 7 дней назад

Hello Archie Andrews

@tis_k 9 дней назад

phil just randomly, aggressively saying "Bitch" is the change we deserve to see in dnpg chapter 2

@Tilly.s_bumblebees 9 дней назад

as much as i hate unskippable ads on vids, i do love to see that this has not yet been de monetised 💀💀

@ryekat76 9 дней назад

Phil may have lost the Dan vs. Phil, but I think we all lost something today

@kiraisamess 9 дней назад

we need to buy incohearent and download dragon city so phil can afford new socks

@Saphthings 9 дней назад

Bess, "Yay my heroes uploaded! Finally a way to escape my life where no one likes me!" Dan, "F off Bess!" Bess: D:

@queenemmers 8 дней назад

You're the bess 🥳

@fatimaf2367 9 дней назад

"wed as poo see" and "fog meat tad tea" back to back was diabolical

@katharinaa.9166 6 дней назад

the last 2 minutes of this are perfection ... I skipped back to minute 13 so many times when I first watched this, and came back today to skip forward to it

@courtneycuellar3536 9 дней назад

8:14 “hello sir, wonderful cheeks” is crazy

@arthurteddy91 9 дней назад

I had to watch that part like five times because I kept cracking up so bad I was missing the next parts 🤣🤣🤣

@MKGremlin 3 дня назад

ah yis. How British of them

@onestepshort6291 9 дней назад

always nice to watch two guys fight over which of them gets to receive the hey null fish ding

@reharm_reality 9 дней назад

"You wanna recieeeeeve?"

@theLocalLesbian 9 дней назад

you didn’t have to say this

@mylifeismylaptop8529 9 дней назад

I’m sorry “hey null fish ding” wasn’t in the NSFW pack?!

@reharm_reality 9 дней назад

There was a NSFW section of the original too I think

@farkenshnoff4521 9 дней назад

The original had a kinky section, which that card was in. They're playing with an expansion pack here

@Jeevesie1988 9 дней назад

Phil: I can curse now. Dan: Challenge accepted.

@lilyyylc 9 дней назад

As a lesbian, I can confirm that Dan's delivery on that card made me feel things I never want to feel again xx

@ax.olotls 9 дней назад

Going immediately from "hey null fish ding" to "it popped out", my brain just immediately went "no Phil, that was the other card game"

@arcade3198 9 дней назад

help i don't get it

@ax.olotls 9 дней назад

@@arcade3198 I forget what it was called, but the game where they pulled the prompt that was like "help, my anus prolapsed at the office Christmas party"

@det395 9 дней назад

2 minutes in and we're getting the puppies out and them spitting into each other's mouths thanks boys

@lalalsm 9 дней назад

Seeing them say “f@ck me daddy” and “you’ve been a bad boy” after the priest!phil and nun!dan fanfics is something else

@charadreamuur7229 9 дней назад

The what?!

@kf10147 9 дней назад

@@charadreamuur7229girl get on ao3!!!

@frey2260 8 дней назад

the what 🤨🤨(😳😳)

@FrostbyteOfficial 8 дней назад

Sir, W H A T

@Crabby-Abby 8 дней назад

I found the fics and you were right 😬

@jeanz638 9 дней назад

Phil saying Chappel Roan as his second musical artist made me so happy

@reharm_reality 9 дней назад

Right?

@QuicklyLiquid 8 дней назад

feels kind of forbidden too, like who told him????

@QuicklyLiquid 4 дня назад

@@AnS-ov6nf yes truuuee i honestly wouldnt be surprised if chappell knew about them

@Challa1701 9 дней назад

Fully convinced at this point that phil is an alien and dan is his government mandated keeper

@reharm_reality 9 дней назад

The best part of these videos is how when Phil realizes what he's saying he just giggles and then Dan over here fucking screams

@shiroi201 9 дней назад

It's dan so that seems very on brand😂

@jen379 9 дней назад

dan not beating the stoner allegations with the "pass the joint" card LOL

@clarissarojas7959 9 дней назад

Phil showing feet for free brother you gotta be charging for that!!

@jbaby362 7 дней назад

Right? He'd be able to afford new socks if he did

@seashelfiction 9 дней назад

Dan: be as sincere as possible Also Dan: immediately regrets his decisions 13:38

@blackcappedchickadee8469 8 дней назад

The horror in those eyes 😂😂😂

@dotdotdot...176 9 дней назад

Phil saying "fog meat tad tea" with such seriousness and seemingly without instantly realising what it sounds like is just... trauma

@skydreamerlily 9 дней назад

I had to rewind phil whispering 'fog meat tad tea' so many times, i cannot bREATHE, this is gold

@ainazaghdam8622 9 дней назад

"idk I've never used it. I'm good christian boy" yes you are sister

@daisyyellow8782 9 дней назад

the raw PANIC at "is he a child" LMFAOO

@SSboat 9 дней назад

Nothing like a Dan and Phil video to cure me from my monthly punishment for being born with a uterus

@syedaaaaaaa 9 дней назад

OMG twinning!

@medea4751 9 дней назад

twinning !!!

@yamahrahda 8 дней назад

my condolences, fellow uterus haver😔

@Bkid123321 6 дней назад

@hxpe626 9 дней назад

close enough welcome back aziraphale and crowley

@Fnafiac 9 дней назад

Yeah, close enough 😂

@sweetxcyanide 9 дней назад

season 3 is WILD

@tychopanda 19 часов назад

They're finally talking

@DrewBernstein 9 дней назад

I've already gotten so used to the phlonde when they flashed back to the last time they played and he had dark hair I was so shell-shocked 😭

@beckchapman7237 9 дней назад

NO LITERALLY especially cuz it’s brunette Phil not even black hair dye Phil

@donnyvan6829 9 дней назад

“Do you wanna get on my maggot train” should be on the list of things to never say again

@Creature_Creative 7 дней назад

Preach XD

@TheNerdyArcher 9 дней назад

Once again we see Dan and Phil take on the challenge: speedrun demonetisation.

@galbash 9 дней назад

the way dan made phil look straight into the camera and say the worst cards

@pascuimiau 9 дней назад

lmao i thought the incognito mode question was a segue into a nordvpn ad

@CheshirelySmiles 7 дней назад

omg same also its control (windows) / command (mac) + shift + N

@londonm3161 9 дней назад

phil please you cannot just say "oops something just popped out!" and take multiple seconds to follow up with "wardrobe malfunction! 🤪" I have HEART PROBLEMS

@thqy_ 9 дней назад

i love how phil reads all his cards with such enthusiasm, he doesn't care for the meaning😭

@vaishnavisingh247 9 дней назад

THE MOTH SHIRT IN 2024 OMG

@eelale 9 дней назад

okay love it love this love you two WHERE IS IT TAKES TWO #2

@amylouise6646 9 дней назад

PLEASE IM ON MY KNEE KNUCKLES BEGGING

@gigibeah524 9 дней назад

Like I miss the hour long videos 😭

@nemnyoom 9 дней назад

i want more trombone champ

@markipliertrash1562 9 дней назад

PLSSSSS 😭

@diamondust2054 9 дней назад

"wed as poo see" is genuinely the #1 funniest moment on this channel

@OriharaKaoru 9 дней назад

"they're touching" has leveled up

@vaingloriouscadenza1098 9 дней назад

The seal is staring at me

@aishazayed997 9 дней назад

love phils color scheme of black and orange totally doesn't remind you of another inappropriate site no siree

@rosesraeken 9 дней назад

"wed as poo see" im fucking crying at dans reaction 😭😭

@aevaggg 9 дней назад

2 minutes in the word jigglypuss has been uttered and phil spat in dan's mouth we are so back

@niamh1408 9 дней назад

i’m literally in a&e thanks dnp

@hanna_maria 9 дней назад

Dang are you ok?

@wowie_206 9 дней назад

Hope you’re ok!

@553zz 9 дней назад

hope youre all good omg

@wormyworm 9 дней назад

i love how the phrasing implies that dip and pip got you sent there (sending all my well wishes tho :3)

@hanna_maria 9 дней назад

@@wowie_206 memento moriii

@a_platypus 9 дней назад

13:38 THE LOOK IN DAN'S EYES

@SmoshBaby2468 9 дней назад

I'm not bess, but my dog, who is sat with me while I watch, is indeed, called bess

@AlinaProbably 9 дней назад

Phil has no business looking this good in the thumbnail like wtf

@L0c4l_k1llj0y 9 дней назад

I've raised from the dead. THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, THE SUN IS SHINING THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE

@syd943 9 дней назад

incohearent was easily my most rewatched post-hiatus dnpg video im so happy right now

@reharm_reality 9 дней назад

Sameee

@shiroi201 9 дней назад

You and me both

@fruitylittleman8025 9 дней назад

13:37 dan's visceral reaction to phil saying "fog meat tad tea" is either one of absolute horror or one of trying to hold back the loudest scream-laugh

@hail_404 9 дней назад

“oh my god they kissed!” do not mock us rn

@Madison-iu9gc 8 дней назад

Absolutely cracked up at Phil being so ready to expose Dan with the incognito mode comment only for that maneuver to completely backfire. Never change, please lol

@lalalsm 9 дней назад

love how the dan vs phil announcement is just phil making explosion noises with no contexto whatsoever

@sophieargentov 9 дней назад

i love that dan's end card thingy is just 'danisnot'

@space-raider-system5828 9 дней назад

The last one had me needing my inhaler, no joke, the wheeze was intense

@kiraisamess 9 дней назад

seeing dan back in the moth shirt healed something in me

@det395 9 дней назад

you guys should make or ask the internet for dan and phil related incohearant prompts please just imagine the lore

@reharm_reality 9 дней назад

YESSSS this would be so funny omg

@starlight444 9 дней назад

This made me SCREAM with laughter holy shit pleeease play this ten more times

@slightlyusedpan 9 дней назад

The vibes are rare in this one fellas

@arawnscott4255 9 дней назад

Me when I'm on time for a Dan and Phil games upload??? For the first time ever in like 8 years???

@MonjoOfficial 9 дней назад

Literally just was thinking that

@ashjae. 9 дней назад

blond phil with hat>>>

@melanieconway3437 9 дней назад

12:49 Phil, English major, forgetting words since forever

@elicook3848 9 дней назад

"Something just popped out" made me physically recoil I cannot tell you how much dread filled me

@kristinawithem9016 9 дней назад

i love that phil needs to go full northern to get the cards right

@gigibeah524 9 дней назад

I’m in love with this era of dip and pip

@jijinae7396 8 дней назад

Every single molecule of oxygen left my lungs, and tears were in my eyes when Dan said, "sog might hit tease" followed by his WAIL of horror 🤣🤣🤣

@Mi-be1os 9 дней назад

Dan's face at 4:59 will forever haunt my nightmares wtf😭😭

@averytischer2144 9 дней назад

AH HELL YEAH MORE CARD GAMES

@t_cmusic 9 дней назад

1:19 I was scared for my life phil, why would you say it like that?! 💀 💀 💀

@nostalgiaprincess 9 дней назад

13:52 it took me this long to realize daniel’s wearing the iconic moth shirt! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@rayanne7625 9 дней назад

lmao i said out loud "my dan and phil senses are tingling" guess this is what i get for being here nearly a decade

@sydneympratt 9 дней назад

my grandmother passed away earlier this morning & i just have to say thank you to the both of you for making me laugh & smile during this difficult time ❤

@sarty 9 дней назад

I'm so sorry :( 💔

@steelheartii6525 9 дней назад

Condolences! The phandom is always there for u

@sydneympratt 9 дней назад

@@steelheartii6525 thank you so much

@jessirving7386 8 дней назад

Sending so much love ❤

@viaramos298 9 дней назад

when phil said he had a wardrobe malfunction i thought we were about to see his entire laughed dest ick cull on camera

@axelus3720 9 дней назад

phil is eating so hard w that cap

@arthurteddy91 9 дней назад

11:57 Okay there are many hilarious moments in this video but the way Dan says it right before he figures it out SLAYS ME 🤣🤣🤣

@Filbie 8 дней назад

I was DYING at this part! I am so surprised that yours is the only comment I’ve seen with the timestamp!

@arthurteddy91 8 дней назад

@@Filbie Same, I actually went looking to see if anyone else had made one and I didn't find one!!

@marinjacobs 9 дней назад

“omg the kissed” thanks for calling us all out there phil

@silas-whatever 9 дней назад

11:37 Phil immediately saying what was on the card and Dan laughing at him made me cackle

@colecerys123 9 дней назад

The first two minutes and phil is talking about something popping out, spitting in dans mouth and saying oh my god they kissed

@jen379 9 дней назад

phil starting the video by bussing it out was absolutely crazy

@krisd2518 9 дней назад

The way Phil was so horrified by the experience that he didn't even call an All or Nothing. To be honest... I'd probably be fine without the hey null fish ding card, too.