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Комментарии : 13 тыс.

@TheTexas1994 2 года назад

I like how Dr. Mike just completely malfunctioned when he read “Apple garlic”

@elisatv7672 2 года назад

I like that too. Glad to be acquainted with you

@SamDonaldBowers 2 года назад

Had to unplug and plug in again.

@Menta2ity 2 года назад

Amogongus! 😳😳😳

@daauudgaraad3775 2 года назад

what? when i look the comment outside its saying dr mike replied on this comment but when i come inside i found other two comments not dr mike's comment what went wrong?

@itsamebutnotmeasitshim5769 2 года назад

@@daauudgaraad3775 me tooooooooo

@00kidney 2 года назад

Doctor Mike reads apple - stops working. Yeah, typical for a doctor

@victoriab7148 2 года назад

😂😂😂

@TP_Rockstar 2 года назад

an apply a day keeps the doc away

@kahanuermeyas-tulu4056 2 года назад

._. lel

@mythotic7172 2 года назад

4th comment ayyyyy

@crep50 2 года назад

@@TP_Rockstar lmao

@user-bl9ju7hd5n 5 месяцев назад

mike: sometimes we leave instruments in the bowels patient: *farts, sounds like trumpet*

@CallMeSaturnOrLiam Месяц назад

💨🎺

@jayapine 8 дней назад

tuba noises *womp womp womp

@samanthastuessel7986 Год назад

I used to sleep with my arms crossed like a friggin vampire. My cousin still does. When I went for a sleep study, it didn't give me any answers cuz the room was so calm and nice I fell asleep right away and it was one of the best nights of sleep I've ever had. So it didn't catch my insomnia/issues with falling asleep. Or my night terrors. I might have been pure exhaustion though. I was with an abusive BF and was so stressed out. Omg. Being away from him and safe made me sleep really well.

@PragmaticAntithesis 7 месяцев назад

Well it looks like you diagnosed and fixed the problem. Good job!

@samanthastuessel7986 7 месяцев назад

@PragmaticAntithesis nope. Even after he's gone I still have night terrors most nights and really bad insomnia/pain-somnia.

@erikamichael115 5 месяцев назад

@samanthastuessel7986 I have had night terrors my whole life I don't have an answer but I definitely empathize with you

@Luna_ThE_Buddy 2 месяца назад

God bless you 🙏

@PremierWindowtint Месяц назад

2:26 apple garlic😂😂😂😂

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад

Respect to the people who can fall asleep on their back with their arms straight, I dunno how ya'll do it

@datgaydangernoodle1315 2 года назад

I suppose u just have to get used to it 🤷‍♂️ i have had awful acid recently so started sleeping on my back. Arms on chest tho 😂

@quentin9676 2 года назад

It's a acquired taste. You gotta land in the right position to be able to sleep like that.

@mariem5027 2 года назад

Idk about other people, but I just lie down in that position and the next thing I know I’m asleep. It’s comfy

@kimyous9348 2 года назад

Yeah, I slept on my back, and both hands on my chest with a very quiet breathing, I scared all my friends, they said I slept like a dead person 🤣🤣

@kentaroyamaguchi7519 2 года назад

I am number 13 sleepposition but with folded hands like praying and i wake up like this most of the time

@ellemikaelson266 2 года назад

Omgg when he was reading “Apple garlic…” I started seeing apple😂😂😂

@rimadaschakraborty8411 2 года назад

Literally! For a second I thought I got blind.

@mdj.bm7 2 года назад

😜🤣😂😂😂😂 haha!!!!!

@ellemikaelson266 2 года назад

@@rimadaschakraborty8411 omggg😂😂😂

@chaoswarriorx4411 2 года назад

I saw apple too at first. So cute how he does that

@applepie1272 2 года назад

How did that happen...

@Mangaka718 10 месяцев назад

I've done two sleep studies, one in the clinic with all the wires and one at home with just a couple small things. both times I fell asleep *better* than I normally do (I have like zero circadian rhythm or regulation, sometimes I'll be unable to sleep for over 24 hours and other times I'll fall asleep in public or upright). Also the doctors both times were like "Yeah no idea why your sleep sucks so bad and you're never rested, maybe try keeping a schedule?" -_- never would have thought of that myself, thanks.

@tridibmondal9148 11 месяцев назад

the atrophy meme was GOLD

@omkarkhurana6986 2 года назад

Dr.Mike: "I can give examples how grammar is important." Also Dr.Mike: *Apple Garlic to a freshly* 2:33 😂😂

@idkanymore9894 2 года назад

🤣

@Nana-lu2ws 2 года назад

so true hahah

@elisabethsun7059 2 года назад

Lol

@febbyvumango4415 2 года назад

I died there haaaaaaaahaaaaaaa

@frecklesoverthinking8794 2 года назад

Um the sponge was on the bottom of dr.baileys shoes

@I_am_Ravenclaw 2 года назад

"Apple garlic" followed by the Windows "denied" sound got me wheezing like a boiling kettle🤣🤣

@NillTest 2 года назад

Dream tea kettle moment.

@phantom.7311 2 года назад

Not funny didn’t laugh

@DosagePosage 2 года назад

Saammmmeeeeee

@dellasuz5854 2 года назад

The Hitman Killbot knew there’d be a dream comment here

@HowToSurviveLife. 2 года назад

Lo0

@Froghousie Год назад

Whoever marries this man is tremendously and undeniably blessed. Imagine when this man has children! Dad vibes are radiating off this man. Is anyone else getting this vibe??? You go Dr Mike!!

@mandelorean6243 Год назад

Jesus... Kid...

@kattaylorsversion13 10 месяцев назад

Um interesting thought……..

@michaellovely6601 8 месяцев назад

Any woman who gets the opportunity to marry Doctor Mike will be a truly happy woman. If she has kids with him they will be happy and healthy.

@Psilomuscimol 2 месяца назад

69 likes

@Psilomuscimol 2 месяца назад

Now I ruin out of spite

@katrinacomhaire2875 Год назад

3:46 Ran into this exact problem when I had to get a bladder ultrasound. The technicians kept telling me to drink 'four glasses' of water. I eventually had to ask them to just give me a measurement in ounces, because that's what my thermos could measure. 9:50 The term 'stool' for feces is archaic, and comes from another name for the commode or chamberpot back in the 1500s. Back then, any chair designed for use by a single person was called a stool, so the toilet was called this, too.

@hero_knightusp7416 8 месяцев назад

Finally found a comment addressing the stool issue :D

@zenkim6709 Месяц назад

Also, the term "stool" ended up being used to refer to fecal matter as a result of being associated w/ "the stool" -- which nowadays in the US is usually supplanted by the humorous term "the throne" -- tho the usage of "stool" appears to be almost exclusively limited to the medical / healthcare field....

@vesh 2 года назад

Doctor Mike is sus??

@vanex1043 2 года назад

sus

@bagel7157 2 года назад

Yes indeed

@saeesupekar9950 2 года назад

I see you every where!

@Totally_not_a_Zaku 2 года назад

I see you every where

@probablyarandomguyonintern4520 2 года назад

@@saeesupekar9950 he is always everywhere cau he is ev---- *Gone

@victor-oh 2 года назад

"Everyone in the room is identified" Have you ever left someone inside a patient?

@nicoleonard2420 2 года назад

Ever seen anatomy park?

@Srae17 2 года назад

Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation". I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there". It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient. I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.

@amaccoy 2 года назад

Well, if the patient is pregnant and its not a caesarean...

@akjvoksn 2 года назад

@@Srae17 that sounds so cool! I hope he sees it

@akjvoksn 2 года назад

Imagine when the person passed away, they find a wild head in their stomach 😂😂

@stopanimation7081 7 месяцев назад

Doctor: You are what you eat Me: No wonder people call me childish

@chrisziegenhagel1987 8 месяцев назад

0:32 I sleep like that, I also rap my comforter around me and it’s like a nice big hug. Also keeps me from having more pain in the morning from moving around and causing stress on injuries in sleep.

@americaroleplayer 2 года назад

"Who sleeps like this?" People with back issues, Dr.Mike. It's the only way we're not in pain.

@KuehlartbyDeb 2 года назад

i feel like you'd be more comfortable with a pillow under your knees if you have back pain.. no?

@americaroleplayer 2 года назад

@@KuehlartbyDeb Depends on the person and where the pain is, along with the type of pain.

@anka588 2 года назад

This is the most comfortable position to sleep for me xD

@KJ-vl7uv 2 года назад

Yes same here!!

@nashvillenightkat 2 года назад

Yes for sleeping on my backwith arms by my side is most comfortable for me I have a old back and neck injury, only way I can get at least 5 hours of solid sleep

@winter1213 2 года назад

"I would me more scared if the muscular system walked into my room" Me who watched Attack on Titan: Yes I agree

@jordielamond9919 2 года назад

hahahaha 😂 I’m so glad someone said it

@LadderVictims 2 года назад

my grandson spotted!

@cosmocadet9011 2 года назад

Lmao

@hanmashuji4978 2 года назад

@@cosmocadet9011 6 seconds ago

@cosmocadet9011 2 года назад

@@hanmashuji4978 nice

@Froggi-mv1uw Год назад

I’ve actually gone to the body museum exhibit and done a sleep test. I was having sleep paralysis and woke up at 4:00 exactly every night and when my sleep test was being done they had to come in and untangle me from the wires. It turns out, I was actually waking up about 27 times an hour. I thought I had slept really well over there and woke up feeling really refreshed. The wires are uncomfortable though and hard to sleep with, though it was more comfortable than my bed, which is just sad. It also turns out I have small abnormal electrical changes in my brain upon waking up or going to bed, which means I could be susceptible to epilepsy, but it’s so small it doesn’t really do anything. It’s pretty much hereditary and could also be because of my autism but yea, those sleep tests aren’t fun.

@phatedfool 3 месяца назад

Whenever your struggling in medical school always remember 2:26. Words are hard and even the smartest medical doctors read as well as they write.

@Caylus_subscriber 19 дней назад

sus

@smeissner328 2 года назад

One of my dad's favorite jokes is a doctor joke: So a doctor is seeing a patient and needs to write a prescription. He reaches for his pen but instead pulls out a rectal thermometer, and he says, "Oh great, some asshole's got my pen."

@vaidehideshpande7551 2 года назад

Lmao that's hilarious 😆

@TheVIYA 2 года назад

Uhh I didn't get it

@ruhamahjose6709 2 года назад

@@TheVIYA because he put his pen in the patient instead of the rectal thermometer

@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834 2 года назад

Hahaha

@heroicaknight4735 2 года назад

I almost scrolled away without liking it. But I just couldn't do that...

@owenroughley1889 2 года назад

Society: MILK MAKE STRONK Dr Mike: No sir, that's cancer.

@janaloff 2 года назад

I LOST it🤣🤣🤣

@adamkozakiewicz6766 2 года назад

Not necessarily cancer though. Made me think of fibrodysplasia (FOP) at first sight - and that one is not cancer. Worse than that, it's a nightmare... I wish I hadn't even heard of that.

@Srae17 2 года назад

@samuraiboi2735 2 года назад

No sit thats ANIMAL abuse

@mesiroy1234 2 года назад

To chhese is tasty cancer

@samantharyan9373 Год назад

I found you recently and omg your videos are just always so fun to watch 🤣

@MemerIsCool 7 месяцев назад

doctor Mike has to be the funniest doctor ever 💀

@myra2204 2 года назад

No one: Not even Bear: Dr. Mike: Apple-nose syndrome

@jelly_user9982 2 года назад

Apple garlic

@s.e.v7065 2 года назад

Get him to a wall stat!

@Srae17 2 года назад

@TheKweenII_09 2 года назад

@@Srae17 gusto mo sampal

@tasoniagray9744 2 года назад

Apple garlic to… What? Apple garlic… Sam in the back hulking out, “it’s APPLY!!!!!”

@nickfraser145 7 месяцев назад

when he was talking about being a gymnist in his sleep that reminded me of this one time I did a 180 in my sleep and woke up with all the blankets off the bed and one pillow under my back and the other one being squished by my leg. It was a great sleep however one of the best I can remember.

@CaptainVarghoss Год назад

7:26 About 8 years ago I slipped on some wet grass and landed on a small rock with my knee. After that I would always get pain in my knee after sitting in one position for too long, like long road trips. A couple of years later I tripped and landed on a rock with the same knee. Haven't had pain since.

@dabolife1 2 года назад

0:55 can make your boss pay you for a lifetime without working.

@Polyclipse 2 года назад

Hello dabo life. You have been in 1,829 videos that I watched.

@cousinsclub 2 года назад

Why are you everywhee

@RoroRopo2 2 года назад

I keep seeing your channel how?

@liamm3810 2 года назад

why are you everywhere?

@iplayroblox1619 2 года назад

to meme

@hunorpapp8758 2 года назад

Dr. Mike:"Don't do this or you'll end up in my office" Everyone: Poisom Ivy it is

@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834 2 года назад

😂

@yenni5076 2 года назад

Meanwhile Dr. Mike:"This is that time where I'm like don't get your health advice from memes, this is the meme I was talking about"

@dinazwitscher9872 2 года назад

Lol

@sentientshadow126 2 года назад

I live in Australia. If I wind up in his office: something more than poison ivy has gone horribly wrong...

@um4327 2 года назад

@@sentientshadow126 I'm in Canada so same here

@kelseynicole7822 7 месяцев назад

Das-a-knee will always be iconic and crack me up 🤣🤣

@emilybluebaby9044 Месяц назад

Thank you Dr Mike for all the medical information you've helped us with❤

@eslachance 2 года назад

Doctor Mike to the Anesthesiologist: "ICU, you're fine". See, you're making puns without even knowing it, Mike!

@personifiedsmol3168 2 года назад

bold of you to assume it wasn't intentional!

@geekymetalhead5112 2 года назад

Bold to assume it wouldn't be a bad pick up line either

@ginnyjollykidd 2 года назад

Natural puns are the best!

@biancamr2698 2 года назад

I kept on reading “apply” as “Apple” too 😆 I think the green background made some of the garlics look like Granny Smith apples to me

@chikasako5969 2 года назад

I read it as app-ly XD

@mushroomxdayx7180 2 года назад

I read what you said as “app-lee”

@thedestroyer4584 10 месяцев назад

When Mike said that sometimes anesthesiologists do puzzles when your put to sleep, I got this image in my head of my doctor doing a puzzle while I was getting my tonsils removed. 😂

@inkypearlz 7 месяцев назад

I've been to sleep study before and that's soo accurate. It hurts like hell on the next morning when they get the attachments out

@MCGR 2 года назад

Mike: that was a dad joke Subtitles: that was a dead joke

@Srae17 2 года назад

Hahahhq

@cherrylicker6959 2 года назад

@@Srae17 spamming is gonna get you ignored and probably blocked

@Healthandwealth9422 2 года назад

That was a dad joke

@MrGamelover23 2 года назад

Both are right.

@whoisheiforgothisname2103 2 года назад

Skeleton: Okay, looks like you can push it over Muscular systems: Looks like the colossal titan, will destroy wall Maria

2 года назад

Yaaaaas!!! I though the same thing 😂. Is that you Armin????

@whoisheiforgothisname2103 2 года назад

@That 1 guy He should have pointed near the nape mid lecture and say, "But titans have one weakness, if you cut there nape..."

@ThatGuy-hy7tr 2 года назад

@That 1 guy another that guy hmmmmm

@Mushroom-Top Год назад

“Have you seen the muscles of the face? I’ll show you.” That was oddly the most intimidating thing I’ve heard in a while

@vixjenn 9 месяцев назад

Minesweeper and Solitaire were my saviors when I had nothing to do in programming classes

@I_Love_Slash 2 года назад

Mike: *has a medical licence in New York and New Jersey for family medicine and also a surgical licence* Also Mike: "Wait I don't know, is there bacteria in the eye?"

@Bzhar02 2 года назад

If u don't forget ANYTHING after school You are not a human.

@frozenyogurtz2939 2 года назад

@@Bzhar02 fr, if you remember everything you learned, you must be a robot

@BlackMilkSleep 2 года назад

@@frozenyogurtz2939 I'm pretty sure it's a joke, dudes - and by 'pretty sure' I mean 'absolutely positive.'

@longlosttreasonlearnerlast3551 2 года назад

i wondered the same thing

@DecemberSfy 2 года назад

@@Bzhar02 unless you have hyperthemesia

@stuthhamster 2 года назад

Dr Mike: " who plays minesweeper" Me:".......US soldiers?"

@ComissarYarrick 2 года назад

And children in Africa. They don't even need PC.

@kajalvpatel 2 года назад

@@ComissarYarrick yeah man, they are playing on hard mode because one wrong move, they starve to death or they have to pick chocolate off of trees

@sproutthefloof5275 2 года назад

@@kajalvpatel ok 1. Not exactly that's a bit stereotypical. 2 yes If they mess up MAYBE something life threatening could happen Please just don't think that's what happens

@nxbody_aurie Месяц назад

6:50 I had to have a sleep study because of my seizures in my sleep, and I vividly remember, HAVING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND HAVING TO CARRY ALL THE DANG WIRES TO THE BATHROOM, it was insane, would never do it again, ever.

@nouzacortot7386 18 дней назад

Dr Mike 👋🏽 I love your energy I listen to you all the time Thank you 🙏🏾

@StevenHe 2 года назад

Hey Dr. Mike! This is for the QnAs: I love watermelons too much. I eat almost one small watermelon every day. Is there anything bad about that 😂 By the way I’m addicted to your channel too ❤️😁

@urfav_kaylee1 2 года назад

I love your channel lol

@TurdUnicorns 2 года назад

Even steven’s he re nice

@joycieledgend8774 2 года назад

That'll give you diarrhea lolol

@memeboi4059 2 года назад

@BopisGamin such a failure He should eat a boneless watermelon.

@Genetix. 2 года назад

Watermelons > any food

@everscott3915 2 года назад

Patient: "i drink occasionally" Patient's son: "she means she occasionally sips on a 5th of vodka throughout the day" Me as a nurse thinking: no wonder you're liver's shot

@danielrubin353 7 месяцев назад

Finally a medical meme i can speak about from personal experience. The sleep study meme is great but as a kid i had a seizure disorder and my seizures would only occur in sleep during my waking hours. Needless to say i have done many many sleep studies. All of that to say i can sleep at a metallica concert at this point

@spookilyunstable 10 месяцев назад

I’ve actually had something similar to the things around 6:50 - 7:00 like an eeg so I had wires on my chest and all up in my hair and it was fine to deal with like it was a weekend it wasn’t too hard to change or eat or drink or do normal stuff you just have to be careful to not rip everything off by accident or damage to wires- but it’s definitely a pain whenever you have to take it out because sometimes glue gets stuck in your hair and it TAKES MONTHS TO GET OUT-

@kellyl13 2 года назад

I'm not sure why, but I'm really digging the green scrubs.

@BombshElle_7 2 года назад

Brings out the green in his eyes 💚

@janaloff 2 года назад

same!

@lukek8357 2 года назад

I'd suggest he needs to be careful with green because inevitably people will green screen his scrubs.

@zizib7399 2 года назад

Same green is definitely his color!!

@spree9945 2 года назад

Different colored scrubs mean different things usually

@meigames843 2 года назад

“Who sleeps like this?!” Me : My grandma.

@jianandreborcelo544 2 года назад

She also has to sleep in some weird box so yea

@kimberlyceulemans6015 2 года назад

Omfg 🤣

@IndonesianWOLF. 2 года назад

My grandpa sleeps like this too

@chiaradegroot 2 года назад

@IndonesianWOLF. 2 года назад

He’s been sleeping for 3 years

@Scarletowl24 8 месяцев назад

I used to have eegs the cords everywhere and I was supposed to nap once you have to stay up till midnight and wake at five you may struggle hard to sleep but you sometimes are able to don’t know if adults can sleep with cords they’re so hard to sleep with mostly for anxiety purposes they sometimes get pulled off lucky dr mike not having to do it sleeping with cords really is quite the experience

@susanvasquez3436 3 месяца назад

These are some of my favorite memes!

@lazycat8057 2 года назад

Dr. Mike talking about how Doctors have to be really careful when asking patients questions because they can mislead you reminds me of my grandmother. She was the queen of this, she once told her heart doctor she didn't think she needed physical therapy anymore because she was active around the house, she did laundry, she vacuumed everyday. Her doctor was amazed at this and told her hey if you're doing all that at your age then that's excellent, and she'd take her off physical therapy. What she failed to mention was her vacuum was a Roomba and that I sorted, loaded, unloaded and folded the laundry, she added the soap and turned the machine on. Clever but sneaky.

@noob-lo4pv 2 года назад

Waa cannot read :((

@mitsuri_kanroji_7376 2 года назад

they are very smart

@aleezaiqbal7788 2 года назад

ur grandma is gangstaaaa

@cagefreesinger 2 года назад

It reminds me of my obgyn, when she asked me if i drink alcohol. I answered no... and she asked: you don't drink AT ALL? and i answered that on special occasions when my boyfriend has a drink I might taste a sip of it and remember that I don't like it. And she was like: so you drink.... 🙈

@sarahb5464 2 года назад

My grandma managed to get out of rehab after her knee replacement by saying she could get her laundry down the stairs to the basement. She dropped the bag over the railing...

@EeveeDropk-k-s-k 2 года назад

Dr. Mike: Your leg shouldn't be hurting if you didn't cut off circulation in your legs. Me: *nervously sweating while random pain appears in my body everyday*

@carlivasquez6840 2 года назад

Lol

@jamesrosenthal3004 2 года назад

Same

@shdowgaming2005 2 года назад

Same

@CaptainSpycrab 2 года назад

My biggest random pain turned out to be kidney stones. The rest of them, I'unno.

@Dave_6462 2 года назад

@@CaptainSpycrab ooooh, that’s gotta hurt

@nytemarequeen2365 10 месяцев назад

Oh my god, the vein one gave me flashbacks to my phlebotomy certification course XD I had SO much fun doing my internship!

@Elli891905 10 месяцев назад

A stool sample explained: in german a chair is called -> „Stuhl“. „gang“ -> „the walk“ is the noun for „gehen“ -> to walk. The medical expression for bowel movement in german is -> „Stuhlgang“ because then you are walking to the toilett which is kind of a chair. For some reason the polite expression for „ feces“ is -> „Stuhl“. This expression is usually used in the medical field. Hope that helps :)

@lilithacacia 2 года назад

“That shouldn’t be happening”- Dr. Mike That’s exactly what I hear from every doctor explaining my symptoms.

@rosehill9537 2 года назад

Same!

@Tzara86 2 года назад

Just proves that bodies are capable of very strange, anomalous things; and that doctors don't know everything. If a medical doctor doesn't know, ask a naturopath. Can't hurt, even if some of it is probably placebo (one can argue the same of pharmaceutical products).

@bamb8s436 Год назад

@@Tzara86 eh no.

@VadulTharys Год назад

when my new family doctor read my full medical history she looked at me and said, how are you not dead? Then she was amazed at how I did not seem scarred until she had to use a bright light and then she saw that most of my body is covered in scars. 75% 2nd degree flash burn, shot 3 times, stabbed 9, blown up 3 times, broke my back, and had both eyes punctured as well as entire right front of my skull crushed, and exposure to 220 mSV (radiation exposure at a leaking reactor).. Not all at once of course but over 30 years

@tamakiamajiki675 Год назад

@@VadulTharyshow does that happen to someone?? You got a dangerous job or just very bad luck?? I’m so sorry to hear you went through all that

@austinschrader8501 2 года назад

Mike: "I can teach you a few things about grammar. ;)" Meme: *Apply Garlic to an open cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain* Also Mike: "Apple Garlic. Ap- Apple Garlic."

@geewillikers6159 2 года назад

Idk about you but apple garlic Is my favorite fruit

@s133p3r0 2 года назад

@@geewillikers6159 It's a drehgama actually.

@MisterSchitt 2 года назад

To be fair. White text over a white backdrop like that is a stupid idea.

@Eesh_aah_knee 2 года назад

@@MisterSchitt it's for people who have dark theme🗿

@SixofCrows44 2 года назад

I read apple as well 😂

@FaintGeographyYT 7 месяцев назад

0:55 the sarcasm ranking 1000000/10

@KorraOnTheFloora Год назад

6:52 - I once did a 48-hour EEG and it was really hard to fall asleep or do anything, really. I have sensory issues, and that doesn't help AT ALL!

@carlysykes2603 2 года назад

Doctor Mike: Shows skull. Me: "oh that's not so scary.." Doctor Mike: Shows Muscular Me: "That's not muscular that's a Titan."

@carloscaballero3958 2 года назад

LOL

@revaille._su 2 года назад

Sasageyo

@stupidmemes3251 2 года назад

@@revaille._su Sasageyo

@hisokamorrow4799 2 года назад

@@stupidmemes3251 shinzo sasageyo

@nobody6465 2 года назад

It kinda looks like handsome squidward.

@alexasfunworld1954 2 года назад

“The people who fall asleep on their back with their arms straight scare me.” Me: *Does it so there’s no one behind me and I see my whole room*

@LilGamingYes 2 года назад

It doesn't sound like a fun world - ironic.

@elliekinzz1 2 года назад

Same lmao sometimes I even cross my arms over my chest cause it’s comfy 😭

@alexasfunworld1954 2 года назад

@@elliekinzz1 When I do that it’s feels like I’m in a coffin. Lol.

@leah8894 2 года назад

I sometimes sleep like that so I don’t wake up the next morning with a dislocated shoulder blade from sleeping on my side

@Vantas_Black 2 года назад

When I was younger I slept like that and my parents had to check if I was alive lol

@Hi-ll5dg Год назад

8:41 i relate, i remember one time when i was little i went to sleep, and then when i woke up i woke up with my head where my feet should have been and my feet on my pillow. this happened two times, and another time i somehow feel asleep on my bed and woke up on the floor. idk what's wrong with me

@Summer_Fxiry_Violet 5 месяцев назад

2:25 IM DYING!!😂😂😂 5:25 NOT LORD FARTQUAD😂

@hi-bo7cn 2 года назад

Mike: Has went to college, Medical school, Residency school and has a degree Also Mike: Reads *Apply* as *Apple*

@SamiTheCuber69 2 года назад

*Twice.*

@kimberlyceulemans6015 2 года назад

Honestly same. Except that I just graduated highschool as a photographer :)

@erinschnaedter6172 2 года назад

I wonder if part of the reason is that the background color for the letters is a similar color to green apples, so if you're not paying much attention to what's actually in the background, you may initially assume the garlic cloves are apples.

@hi-bo7cn 2 года назад

@@erinschnaedter6172 yeah, I was just joking🤣

@yakinyamaddi 2 года назад

*Mike.exe has stopped working*

@MusicDecomposer 2 года назад

3:44 Can confirm, my pharmacy still uses Windows XP and Internet Explorer.

@Roryrob0t 2 года назад

the office i work at uses a charting system that ONLY runs on internet explorer and i die a little bit more everyday.

@willieearles3151 2 года назад

Man, and I thought working for McDonald’s with everything still running on Windows 7 was bad.

@deeznoots6241 2 года назад

@@willieearles3151 windows 7 is the best windows OS tbh

@BeeTeaDubs 2 года назад

As a Canadian, I can confirm our entire government does too

@CommentLordHandle 2 года назад

@@BeeTeaDubs ong yes I see the xp grassy fields on computers

@korbinjohnson5084 Год назад

7:30 this happened to my dad. He stubbed his toe really bad and could barely walk on it. A few days later, still barely able to walk, he stubbed the same toe again and the pain went away.

@igihavejustcommentedhere 7 месяцев назад

6:31 honestly, reminds me of a short story abt my brother: “is that poison ivy?” *picks it up*

@shanekellyoho 2 года назад

"Scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room" Me: *thinks about the colossal titan from Aot* I would agree

@lacabraasada2326 2 года назад

He ate Eren's cheese burger 😭🍔

@yeontani1640 2 года назад

Exactly my thoughts 😂

@kiddosam8032 2 года назад

“We’ve left instruments in our patients-“ *Violent Flashbacks Of The Sponge*

@Srae17 2 года назад

@Mystical.Eclipse Год назад

About the knee pain thing, as a neuropathy patient sometimes if I hit a pain spot (using pressure pain to kinda neutralize random pain) it sometimes helps and stops the pain all together. Other than that I have no idea.

@kelsie_o3o516 Месяц назад

You have such a lovely smile and your content is really enjoyable. Thank you!

@sirtoadsalott6189 2 года назад

“Mom I want Attack on Titan” “There’s Attack on Titan at home” The Attack on Titan at home: 2:06

@sadekinchowdhury7952 2 года назад

😂

@idk_what_im_doing_with_my_6593 2 года назад

O it does kinda look like the colossal titan

@WoodlouseChucker 2 года назад

@@idk_what_im_doing_with_my_6593 I mean... you're technically right

@idk_what_im_doing_with_my_6593 2 года назад

@Perez Rodriques ah I just meant the structure of the face was very similar

@WoodlouseChucker 2 года назад

@@idk_what_im_doing_with_my_6593 it's because they're face is literally just muscle 👁👄👁

@Cllocopine 2 года назад

The reason skeletons are used so much in so many different cultures is less about them “looking scary” and more of them just being a symbol of death. When our bodies decompose, our skeletons are left for future humans to dig up and find, so skeletons have always been around for people to look at way before modern medicine was ever a thing. I’m sure people in the middle ages would have been extremely scared by the muscles on a person, but how and why would they be seeing that on a regular basis. Skeletons are much more easily accessible and very recognisable to have as a symbol of something long dead.

@GogiRegion 2 года назад

Yep. You see a skeleton from someone who died in an area and are likely to nope out of there because of the natural response.

@SupportMensMentalHealth 2 года назад

Very good point, interesting x

@comradedog3662 2 года назад

Woooow you think so ?

@itsytyt5192 2 года назад

@HariSeldon913 Год назад

If I don't get cremated, I want some animal bones added to my skeleton just to confuse future archeologists.

@taylorl5775 Год назад

8:41 reminded me one time i was sleeping with my shirt on and SOMEHOW GOT IT OFF LIKE WHAT HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN🤣🤣🤣

@shelbimorales 9 месяцев назад

OMG! You have your own LEGO! That is so awesome!

@amarawhite2760 2 года назад

Poison Ivy Meme: My dad tells the most hilarious story from his childhood. He had always wanted to go camping with his older brother and his friends. So they finally let him go, but the put him on toilet paper duty... where he had to gather leaves to use as toilet paper while they were out camping. So he goes out, finds the biggest leaves he can find, rubs them on his face and arms to make sure they are soft enough... and picks them and brings a huge bundle back to camp. The next morning they had to rush all of the other boys to the hospital, save my dad who has never reacted to poison ivy in his life.... needless to say he never got put on toilet paper duty again.

@SrikarMaddula 2 года назад

Ouch

@syrenity64 2 года назад

Mike: If you hit a pain on yourself and it goes away, that should be concerning. Sore muscles: 😑

@crystald3655 2 года назад

I have pain and other sensations on my body sometimes, and smacking or pinching the area gets it to stop. I think it's a nerve issue.

@CaTastrophy427 2 года назад

@@crystald3655 I'm not a doctor, I'm just a guy with a ton of weird health issues, but what I've heard is that sometimes basically nerves get into a feedback loop and adding something else in there can delay it enough that it can't jump start itself in time before it dies off like it should have half an hour earlier.

@kxmuna 2 года назад

@@crystald3655 same happens with me-

@briaharris183 2 года назад

🤣🤣

@WitchyMamaof2 Год назад

When my mum had an ultrasound to prep for her hysterectomy they found she had a clamp in her abdomen from when she had a c-section with my sister. My sister was 25 when they found it! It was definitely lucky that it was a sterile instrument and not something like gauze.

@Absbabs88 10 месяцев назад

I mean, the gauze is sterile too.

@user-qt9wg6sl4x 2 месяца назад

Your hard work truly pays off! 💼

@nejlakrusko9575 2 года назад

"Do u have bacteria inside ur eyeball?" UR THE DOCTOR HERE

@_xSamurai 2 года назад

@@hi7715 shut tf up

@manbehindthewindow7168 2 года назад

@@_xSamurai what they say

@RosheenQuynh 2 года назад

@@manbehindthewindow7168 Probably spam

@MrKahrum 2 года назад

Mmm somebody mustve fried it up and ate it. Tastey tastey spam

@nejlakrusko9575 2 года назад

@@_xSamurai wdym what did they say

@manonvo8615 2 года назад

"cause conscious patients have a pulse" that made me laugh way too hard

@skaryzgik 2 года назад

I know so little about the heart. On tv when someone's "having a heart attack" they like clutch at themselves, and say "Oh, no, my arm is numb!" and stuff like that before they finally collapse on the floor (and *then* someone runs up with the paddle things yelling "clear!") So, I had been under the impression that if the pulse had *just* stopped, that the person might not be unconscious *yet* for a little bit. Now that I think of it thought, the thought of being *awake* as your ribs are broken is pretty dang terrifying. Though I did read a story once about a person who had to have some sort of heart surgery and had to be awake the whole time. Anyway, that was a really long and insufficiently-caffeinated way of saying, that comment might have sounded mind-bendingly obvious, but it actually was information that I actually hadn't been sure of before hearing it.

@kombava7275 2 года назад

@@skaryzgik Well, there is a delay, but it's like 3-5seconds. By the time somebody's checked if there was a pulse, the patient is definitely unconcious.

@spvillano 2 года назад

@@kombava7275 3 - 5 seconds and often enough, the patient briefly does the Funky Chicken on the floor. That pseudo-seizure confuses some the first time that they witness it. Too short for a proper grand mal, it's the brain's way of saying "WTF are you doing to me?!" after losing oxygen and fuel.

@dergeckooo127 2 года назад

Which is not a 100% true btw. When resuscitatating, especially on patients that have gone into cardiac arrest not too long ago, poeple can actually "wake up" on the Chest-Compressions since there's Bloodflow to the Brain again. But as soon as you stop the compressions, they "die" again (drift back again into unconsciousness) because they did not yet archieve a ROSC and you have to keep going with the CPR.

@thedelusionmufin7463 2 года назад

@@skaryzgik they didn't feel pain, it's really weird, it's like if someone poked you all over(lightly) where you could feel the pressure, but it's a scalpel cutting into you

@Yeamynamejeff Месяц назад

0:22 to explain, this is a relaxation pose to balance the wellness of different parts of your body and to just ✨👁️👄👁️bReAtHe👁️👄👁️✨

@Cecilian_Does_Art Год назад

"do you have bacteria inside your eyeball..?" I DONT KNOW YOURE THE DOCTOR

@akoll6138 Год назад

So I’m an EMT and I remember a time when I had transported a patient to a hospital and while I’m writing my narrative on my tablet while waiting for my partner, a nurse out of nowhere comes up to me and says “Wow, you’ve got really nice veins”, so I check and say “yeah, guess I do”. This nurse then called over 4 other nurses just to check out my veins and so I was just standing there awkwardly holding my arm out while they were admiring them

@hxbel Год назад

@blueedreamsx 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@gabriellejoyal2338 11 месяцев назад

That's... Really creepy😅

@Mangaka718 10 месяцев назад

lol I have really shitty veins but I've needed to have lots of blood drawn for various things, so over time I've learned how to help the nurses/phlebotomists find them more easily one time I was trying to donate blood at a school drive and even though I passed the assessment, they couldn't find my veins fast enough so they just sent me back

@grandmafrosty 10 месяцев назад

@@Mangaka718 I have the same problems with my veins. I just tell them I'm a hard stick and either they try, fail, then send me to the guru on the team, or straight to the guru. I've given up on trying to donate blood because either I get sick or I bleed like 2mL a minute and take too long. Heck, even getting a tiny vial of my blood drawn anymore makes me dizzy. I actually worried the last people who did it because they took my pressure before the draw and then after I started not feeling well, and it had plummeted. Gotta say though, I love EMT's and prior combat medics taking my blood. Always the easiest and least painful

@WhosWhoIsItYou 2 года назад

Doctor mike: "Who plays mine sweeper?" Me: "Me 5 minutes before watching your video"

@Eillecho 2 года назад

Yes! I was searching for that comment!

@Potkanka 2 года назад

I was literally playing during that video :D

@clintonwilcox4690 8 месяцев назад

I don't know if you read comments on old videos, but I've had a couple of sleep studies. The thing is, if you have sleep apnea, you're so tired anyway that you can fall asleep doing anything. Turns out I did need a CPAP machine but my insurance company decided I didn't need it after all because I kept taking it off while asleep. So they took it back. But that's a criticism for another time.

@mr.burger9956 2 месяца назад

7:31 tried it on a little injury i got today while skating and it works for a while

@ChaseHukill 2 года назад

Dr. Mike: Have you SEEN the muscles of the face!? Attack on Titan Fans: 👀

@butterbreaded_ 2 года назад

Well, the fact that when the video suddenly show the muscles, at my country it was 3am and i’m alone in a dark room and it scared me to death-

@introvertsama347 2 года назад

I was thinking literally the same

@sofiacorrea-cuartas4743 2 года назад

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS 😂

@asthaverma6038 2 года назад

I was about to say the same 😂😂😂

@Zeptoid 2 года назад

@@butterbreaded_ I got so scared I clicked off the vid, went to the comments and looked for people who could relate, and I found you😅

@syntaxerr0r220 2 года назад

Doctor Mike: "You will end up in my office" Me: *PEWOOP*

@ANKAY21 2 года назад

*PEWOOP*

@OffTheDot 2 года назад

*PEWOOP*

@janiceagathashalomitha_9c_499 2 года назад

PEWOOP

@hero_knightusp7416 8 месяцев назад

That's I would give them my beer consumption in volume. I still remember the doctor asking how much beer you drink per week. And I was like "Per Week?"

@kabo0m 11 месяцев назад

7:00 actually I was surprised how well I did sleep on my last sleep study (well only one I was at so far).

@microooo 2 года назад

“We’ve left instruments in patients.” K so they gonna sound like a violin? Or they gonna die?

@imeldasitinta5153 2 года назад

As a violinist I’m 100% sure they’re gna sound like a violin playing Beethoven’s 5th symphony when they run lmao

@germanmatiasok 2 года назад

@Doctor mike Scammer detected.

@savannahtucker7936 2 года назад

@Doctor mike stop scamming people. You dont even have the same username (you didnt capitalize Mike)

@mohduzairrusli3741 2 года назад

exersing* *violin noises*

@bodyno3158 2 года назад

No, organ.

@thesealtamer9910 2 года назад

“The people who fall asleep on their back with their arms by their sides scares me”. I was today years old when I found out Dr Mike is scared of me.

@wind-born2581 2 года назад

I'm impressed.

@alexhalterman4214 2 года назад

but like how

@rockgirl6786 2 года назад

I ❤️ seals

@atlascorrigan7883 2 года назад

Yep me too

@jeweljaims2468 2 года назад

Me too! My roommates used to say that I looked like a dead body..also my eyelids would be a lil open.🤣🤣

@user-ol3vn9ut9d 8 месяцев назад

Doctor:you’re on a kg of antibiotics Me:yea I’ll drink 245235 gallons of kombucha

@KevinAdams26 8 месяцев назад

anesthesiologist - a medical professional almost asleep, sitting next to a patient almost awake. 🙂

@collinsquires410 2 года назад

5:30 when he starts talking about doctors leaving instruments in different organs, rather than medical equipment, I'm just imagining a trombone lodged into someone's ribcage or something

@ginnyjollykidd 2 года назад

My kind of instrument! I played that in Marching Band!