Don't Be A Lawyer - feat. Burl Moseley - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Don't Be A Lawyer
Starring Burl Moseley, Clark Moore
Written by Rachel Bloom, Jack Dolgen, & Adam Schlesinger
Jim:
TWENTY YEARS OLD, PRETTY SMART KID
DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO DO
SO I TOOK THE LSAT AND THEN, JUST LIKE THAT
GOT ACCEPTED AT GLENDALE U
EVERYONE SAID IT WAS A REAL SAFE BET
A PRESTIGIOUS AND LUCRATIVE VOCATION
SO I SET OUT ON A JOURNEY TO BECOME AN ATTORNEY
WITHOUT A MOMENT’S HESITATION
BUT HERE’S SOME FREE ADVICE I’M GIVING
WHEN IT COMES TO DECIDING WHAT TO DO FOR A LIVING
DON’T BE A LAWYER!
DON’T DO IT, QUICKEST WAY TO RUIN YOUR LIFE
DON’T BE A LAWYER!
NOT WORTH IT, IT’LL LEAVE YOU DEAD INSIDE
THE JOB IS INHERENTLY CRAPPY
THAT’S WHY YOU’VE NEVER MET A LAWYER WHO’S HAPPY
IT’S A GUARANTEED SOUL DESTROYER
DON’T BE A LAWYER!
LAW SCHOOL DEBT, DAILY REGRET
IS THAT WHAT YOU DREAMED OF AS A KID?
OR DID YOU HOPE ONE DAY THAT YOU’D FIND A WAY
TO SPEND FOUR YEARS WORKING ON A
PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY’S MERGER WITH ANOTHER PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY?
YOUR ONLY EXPERTISE IS RUNNING UP FEES
SPEAKING LEGALESE LIKE A DICK
BUT IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO AVOID THIS FATE
FIND ANY OTHER JOB TO PICK
Jim & Students:
SURE, YOUR PARENTS MIGHT THINK YOU’RE A FAILURE
BUT NO ONE’S EVER SAID, “FIRST, LET’S KILL ALL THE TAILORS!”
DON’T BE A LAWYER!
Jim:
I’M SERIOUS
IT REALLY, REALLY SUCKS
DON’T BE A LAWYER
NO ONE YOU WORK WITH LOOKS LIKE ALLY MCBEAL
THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER PROFESSIONS
THAT DON’T TURN YOU INTO JEFF SESSIONS
JUST SAY NO TO THE LAWYER EMPLOYER (NO!)
DON’T BE A LAWYER!
AJ:
WHAT ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS LAW?
Jim:
NO MONEY
NO, NO MONEY
AJ:
ENVIRONMENTAL LAW?
Jim:
NO MONEY
EVEN LESS MONEY
AJ:
IMMIGRATION LAW?
Jim:
NO MONEY
PLUS IT’S A BUMMER
AJ:
OKAY...BUT WHAT IF, ONE DAY, YOU MAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT?
Jim:
IT’D BE GREAT TO BE ON THE SUPREME COURT
BUT YOU’LL NEVER BE ON THE SUPREME COURT
THERE’S TRULY NO CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING!
Lawyer:
The preceding song in no way reflects the views of CBS and The CW network. Eh, screw it.
Jim:
SEE?
DON’T BE A LAWYER!

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@knightgabriel1311 3 года назад

Judging by the fact that my 50-year old dad, who is a lawyer, keeps on blasting this song at full volume in the middle of the night, he probably relates to it on a personal level.

@jwl00066 3 года назад

lol

@coffeebeean. 3 года назад

i REALLY REALLY hope you arent lying omfg

@jmok7963 3 года назад

🤣

@zaynssemambo3240 2 года назад

My dad is the same in fact he introduced me to it

@VarienWrynn16 2 года назад

@@coffeebeean. I'm 34 as of this and can confirm. I'm literally working this weekend on a heavy equipment company merger as of typing.

@literallylorelai 6 лет назад

It would be great to be on the Supreme Court, *But you’ll never be on the Supreme Court*

@gperson1967 5 лет назад

*There's truly no chance of that happening.*

@kelzbelz313 5 лет назад

You’re far more likely to be and NFL quarterback or an astronaut than a Supreme Court justice.

@terimorris9156 5 лет назад

Don't know why, but repeating "Supreme Court" is just a brilliant choice!

@Keith_Petersen_Actor 5 лет назад

@@terimorris9156 It emphasizes how blunt this is and it is so friggen funny

@Hollyberrystreats 5 лет назад

@@kelzbelz313 I think you're more likely to do both of those things than be a supreme court justice!

@zahavah8 6 лет назад

as an immigration attorney, I can confirm: no money, and a HUGE bummer

@zahavah8 6 лет назад

(I do seriously love my job, though, so...)

@shoesncheese 6 лет назад

Thanks for doing it, though. We need people like you.

@tonglu3699 5 лет назад

Yeah... it's only the fourth comment and living proof right there. HUGE bummer indeed.

@Augustchica814 5 лет назад

pretty amazing job though

@leons.kennedy6710 5 лет назад

As a former immigration lawyer, I can confirm: you're right.

@alicenina6024 4 года назад

I dated a biglaw litigator. He would always play this, just making coffee in the morning singing along. Lmfao

@t.c.9029 4 года назад

As a lawyer I don't even know your boyfriend but I can relate

@dosa_2362 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@basicwhitebitch9970 3 года назад

Hahahahaha

@Brizha 3 года назад

omg

@clararibeiro9415 3 года назад

This is me on my way to my final exams

@Angela-sz9ym 4 года назад

as a corporate attorney I can guarantee that you’ll get stuck working on a random merger for years. This song is my absolute jam

@incanusolorin2607 2 года назад

I wish I had years to work on each merger, but our clients tend to think we can draft or review 60+ pages SPAs in a day, so we usually go from MoU to closing in a few months 😩

@VarienWrynn16 2 года назад

@@incanusolorin2607 I feel you my friend, we went from "here's the SPA and disclosure schedules we've never shown you, can you have then in a week?" I'm not biglaw so I know it's worse, heart to solidarity to a friend. Your work is important and you are valuable.

@dwc1964 Год назад

As a word processor for corporate lawyers, I'm glad I never went that route.

@birgio1363 Год назад

16 year old me reading this wanting to be a corporate lawyer because of suits: hmmm interesting

@scusachannel1682 Год назад

@@birgio1363 if you like suits you'd be way better off reviewing fast food on RU-vid for a living, trust me

@cookiechilders 6 лет назад

I am a lawyer and I approve this message.

@CanPry 6 лет назад

u8y8via ditto sent it to Lawyer friends

@Fanfanneke 6 лет назад

ME TOO!!!!

@l.tc.5032 6 лет назад

Not a lawyer but I did work at a law firm as an assistant and can confirm too.

@ALu-nq8rf 6 лет назад

Oof

@moniquendillon 6 лет назад

Another lawyer here. 100% accurate.

@bjhale 6 лет назад

In fairness, there is money in human rights, environmental, and immigration law, but it's in defending human rights abusers, polluters, and arranging work-related visas.

@kittyquiqui 6 лет назад

That's just sad. You really have to be dead inside to do that for money haha

@trollenok 6 лет назад

@@kittyquiqui even work-related visas? :)

@bjhale 6 лет назад

trollenok That's why I put "arranging work-related visas" as a way an immigration lawyer can make money.

@bjhale 6 лет назад

trollenok That's why I put "arranging work-related visas" as a way an immigration lawyer can make money.

@Ant-gb1ep 5 лет назад

@@kittyquiqui That's quite rude to insinuate that, right? I'm going into Criminal Defence Law, doesn't make me dead inside...but okay, you clearly know it all.

@EthanKnightsChannel 6 лет назад

This is the song I needed after having just dropped out of law school.

@Kitamurasama 6 лет назад

If a parody song can make you decide not to be a lawyer you weren't mean to be one from the start

@SakuraMoonflower 6 лет назад

@@Kitamurasama Ethan had already dropped out before the song dropped. Chill, my dude. XD

@EthanKnightsChannel 6 лет назад

Sakura Moonflower he must want to be a lawyer lmao, but yeah I dropped out a mo th ago

@Kitamurasama 6 лет назад

@@EthanKnightsChannel you changed your comment at least aknowledge it

@nxt_tim 6 лет назад

Good choice tho, judging by this song 😅😂

@charlesfyler3878 3 года назад

I mentioned to my LSAT tutor that I'd like to be on the supreme court someday- she burst out laughing.

@kennethkho7165 2 года назад

The only way to alter the supreme court is to get elected as president or a senator. There are literally hundreds other lawyers who think exactly the same as you, but the president and the senate are the ones who choose what kind of lawyer they want on the supreme court.

@charlesfyler3878 2 года назад

@@kennethkho7165 You still have to do things to get people to want to appoint you.

@kennethkho7165 2 года назад

@@charlesfyler3878 it's true, but what difference does it make if you're the one getting appointed instead of someone else who also thinks very similarly as you? there's almost no difference to me.

@iguacu3517 2 года назад

@@kennethkho7165 Along that same line of thinking, the truly best way a single person could affect policy is get appointed and then "switch sides" a la Souter (to an extent). Otherwise, in every job/position/appointment you take, your effect is only at the margin of what the person second-in-line for that position would have done.

@janeandersen9299 Год назад

It's be easier to get in the NBA. Still laughing.

@emeraldaly7646 Год назад

Burl is incredible of course, but the two primary backup dancers (especially the taller one in the burgundy suit) are seriously unsung heroes in this masterpiece.

@Pepella Год назад

They gave so much energy, I love them so much

@elsagreen1476 Год назад

I know, they are killing it! And I love the funky outfits.

@zen.co2 Год назад

I always die at the iconic scene of moving the table away

@Syurtpiutha Год назад

The 'backup dancers going this hard' is at least 49.9% of why I keep coming back to this song.

@bridgetschuberg4501 Год назад

The burgundy dancer is Asiel Hardison for anyone wondering :)

@sweetmistcandy 6 лет назад

I work as a human rights lawyer and at the “no money, no no money”, I really felt that. Cause it’s true and heart wrenching

@NegativeAccelerate 5 лет назад

ateneam I feel so bad for u

@Polikaize 4 года назад

well, honestly, you're doing god's job wanna let you know that i def appreciate your work!

@Petaurista13 4 года назад

It's like school psychologist in my country. Nice job, but cashier at market earns more money.

@Petaurista13 4 года назад

@@Polikaize God don't need house and food. Sadly people need that.

@meggieheins7322 4 года назад

Nemo TheEight What Country are you from?

@carlosmonroy2633 6 лет назад

This should be made mandatory viewing at law school orientations across the country

@Venslor 4 года назад

It should be played right before the LSAT... at orientation they already have your money.

@Metroidbum 4 года назад

@@Venslor Yup. It should be played at the start of every LSAT prep course and before clicking submit on any law school applications

@aalegalfocus 4 года назад

As if those fat cats in higher ed would want to turn off their cash flow....

@heatherroehr2802 4 года назад

Agreed

@aalegalfocus 4 года назад

@@heatherroehr2802 I just made a reaction video to this; please check it out! :)

@ginagray1539 5 лет назад

"But nobody ever said 'First let's kill all the tailors!'" 🤣🤣🤣 Dying!! I'm a lawyer and this is my favorite thing ever.

@Coolsomeone234 3 года назад

No reply

@vcp365 3 года назад

As someone who has to decide between law or fashion design... I just... 💀

@peternikitin2910 2 года назад

I am an ex-lawyer. Quit two weeks ago and have never been happier. Get out while you can!

@xoderota 2 года назад

Are you happy?

@erraticonteuse 2 года назад

When I was twenty and didn't know what to do with my life, I was studying abroad in London. So after I decided to take the LSAT, I went to the Globe Theatre to buy a "Let's kill all the lawyers" magnet. I assume that most of the people who buy those are lawyers.

@nirjashah4286 4 года назад

Most underrated line - *"There are so many other professions, that don't turn you into Jeff Sessions"*

@thomaseatspomus 4 года назад

Absolute genius line - its just so perfect

@ceshee 3 года назад

What are Jeff sessions? I didn' understand that part but I'm sure it's hilloarious

@jellyrolly 3 года назад

@@ceshee politician - very right wing

@wvu05 3 года назад

@@ceshee He's the one who came up with the idea of zero tolerance at the border, which Stephen Miller (a former Sessions staffer) ran with and turned into child kidnapping.

@ceshee 3 года назад

@@wvu05 thank u so much

@sunnyscript1224 2 года назад

Not-so-fun fact: The lawyer at the end jumped out of the window jumped because lawyers are 3.6 times more likely to have mental issues like substance abuse/addiction, depression, anxiety and suicidal ideation in comparison to other jobs.

@TakenTook 11 месяцев назад

Similar to physicians

@christineferrara8367 5 месяцев назад

That's sad. I was married to one, and from my observations, it's a tough job.

@json7598 5 месяцев назад

It's depressing; seeing injustice up close and personal is exhausting

@hipnhappenin 23 дня назад

Don't they say that about almost every profession? Veterinarians, dentists, ...

@FredFredFive 6 лет назад

WHY HASN'T JIM BEEN IN MORE SONGS!? He's sensational here!

@eimardgomes1128 5 лет назад

Yeah he was superb, but still don't think it's fair that he's got whole song just for him while White Josh still haven't.

@gperson1967 5 лет назад

Because it's Rebecca's show and she's a white privileged upper class Jew who can't do anything right because of that. According to her.

@gperson1967 5 лет назад

@@eimardgomes1128 : Wi-Jo and Nathaniel got that ugly cry stripper song at the gay bar.

@kgrrl1 5 лет назад

Totally agree. They didn't do much character development with him and the other guy who was in True Blood. See? I don't even know the character's name.

@kgrrl1 5 лет назад

@@eimardgomes1128 Ya. But Fot Hot Guys Have Problems Too was a pretty fantastic song

@fairytailgirl123 6 лет назад

Can we get a song for all careers

@beastygeorge 6 лет назад

Brilliant request!!!

@nxt_tim 6 лет назад

Can we just get a song for everything? These songs are legit life advices lol

@TokyoBlue587 6 лет назад

They're all soul-destroying, with no money

@fatimasantos5612 5 лет назад

I need for statistical data analysis But I don’t think that’s ever happening ever

@킘유랭 5 лет назад

thIs iS epiC

@pinkinthenight 5 лет назад

The abrupt NO after “just say no to the lawyer employer” is so overlooked

@sweetriver9063 4 года назад

PewPewGrrr criminally overlooked, I’m calling my lawyer

@kiwifit620 4 года назад

@@sweetriver9063 If you even find one.

@antonnurwald5700 3 года назад

I never heard that, just listened again and there it was.

@KaityKat117 3 года назад

@@antonnurwald5700 XD same. I never even noticed it.

@whatthehelliot 2 года назад

ikr it's my favourite part

@rebeccareisman1435 3 года назад

I recently decided to become an English teacher instead of a lawyer and the line "no one ever said 'first let's kill all the tailors'" has me dying of laughter.

@aalegalfocus 3 года назад

Great, good luck with your career!

@rebeccareisman1435 3 года назад

@@aalegalfocus Thanks you!

@simrenbajaj6000 2 года назад

Same but I’m a social studies teacher

@lucystoner Год назад

I am a teacher, I think the song relates to our job. Good luck out there lmao

@iguacu3517 Год назад

♫ No money, no no money ♫

@slee9843 4 года назад

Don't know why but the enthusiastic "it would be great to be on the Supreme Court, but you'll never be on the Supreme Court" part always gets me

@kennethkho7165 2 года назад

I was searching for this comment

@UrpleSquirrel Год назад

Seriously. You literally have better odds of winning the lottery. Basically the only way to get appointed to the Supreme Court is to personally know the current president when a vacancy comes up. And they don't come up too often!

@alessiasecli Год назад

I was literally searching for this 😂

@ChrisRider98 6 месяцев назад

I use this line whenever someone asks for something ridiculous

@amyg268 Месяц назад

Same 😆

@beckhampang191 5 лет назад

When he sings "That you'd find a way To spend four years workin' on a pharmaceutical company's merger with another pharmaceutical company?" the dancers at the back become less energetic per sentence lol

@Catmum1998 4 года назад

Love that part!

@idontneedaname318 4 года назад

this is all so well choreographed

@helenejwilson 3 года назад

I am literally crying real tears! This is so funny. Pharma cases go on foreverrrr.

@Rebecca-oh5yh 3 года назад

I love it.

@TheSoulsister94 3 года назад

Merger? For real I thought he sang “murder” and I’ve been so confused. Thanks for clearing that up 😂

@BrightnessKatyReads 6 лет назад

This should be the theme song for How To Get Away With Murder!

@fidanfassbender7138 6 лет назад

hahaha

@MrsPossible1 6 лет назад

Lmfao funniest comment because so true. 😂

@roseparker5609 5 лет назад

hell yeah!

@manalbahbibi3110 5 лет назад

omg HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@candylove1234 5 лет назад

I want the whole cast to do a lip sync to this!

@erinpatrick132 2 года назад

I’m in my second year of law school. An opportunity presented itself to me to leave all of this and be a sheep farmer instead. When I tell you I took that option so fast 😂😂😂

@calabrez07 2 года назад

I wish sheep had shown up in my life as well.

@dianacrow7730 Год назад

Just be careful with hay bales.

@Kris_AB Год назад

Awwww! (and I say that having worked on dairy and horse farms for half a year once, knowing it's hard work, not preferring it as a profession, but still loving work with animals anyway) Still at it ?

@TheMaskedThearpist Год назад

Did you really?

@Venslor Год назад

are there any openings available?

@clarrus12 4 года назад

Who came here after the Legal Eagle commentary?

@Beatlesfanish 4 года назад

Me, I regret nothing 😂

@ericaschner3283 4 года назад

It's been stuck in my head for days!

@UserName-ts3sp 4 года назад

@JBC352 4 года назад

It was the opposite for me; I saw his thumbnail and I needed to see how a real lawyer would react to this video 🤣

@Es9954 4 года назад

I've first come here from Eve Cornwell but am back from Legal Eagle

@SuperHappyNotMerry 5 лет назад

"IT'D BE GREAT TO BE ON THE SUPREME COURT. BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE ON THE SUPREME COURT."

@andreastephenson3891 3 года назад

Best part

@commentsiguess1263 3 года назад

Imagine being on the Supreme Court and watching this song.

@sherazkhan1000 3 года назад

@@commentsiguess1263 justice is very boring

@KaityKat117 3 года назад

@@commentsiguess1263 **drinks tea and sits back**

@HarshNerf 2 года назад

@@commentsiguess1263 if you're on the supreme court you likely have no time to watch youtube or any desire to - seeing as how you're 70

@jessicab.8168 6 лет назад

This show does not get the credit it deserves!

@NovaLaMason 6 лет назад

Um, I've seen only good things about this show, so incorrect.

@leamanc 6 лет назад

It might not get ratings equal to its brilliance, but pretty much anyone who watches it acknowledges its greatness.

@picvegita 6 лет назад

This and Mystery Science Theater have lifted me out of depressive episodes, so much heart...... and the laughs and music!! Brilliant!

@ItalianWanderluster 4 года назад

It's true for the US, but in Europe is really loved and it's one of the most watched on Netflix.

@Ailine123 6 лет назад

I’ve been a lawyer for nine years. This is 100% accurate. Save yourselves. Don’t do it.

@wendynorman397 5 лет назад

After being a lawyer for almost 20 years, I can confirm it sucks

@mirrorreflex 5 лет назад

Can I ask your motivation for staying in the job then? Is money the only reason?

@coveruplies 5 лет назад

@@wendynorman397 yup why stay then

@Ailine123 5 лет назад

A few things. I am very good at my particular practice area plus the degree cost a hundred thousand dollars and isn’t applicable to any other career path. Once you’re on the ride it’s nearly impossible to get off. That’s why I’m so adamant that the great majority of people thinking about law school should reconsider and find something better to get into.

@Metroidbum 4 года назад

@@Ailine123 EXACTLY. This biggest lie they tell you going in is that a JD is super versatile degree that you can do anything with. This is completely false. The only jobs it actively helps you get are law-practice. In a lot of cases it can actually hurt you because people will assume you are overqualified/arrogant/expect to get paid more/will leave for a legal job at the first chance you get

@brandondavidson4085 4 года назад

"The job is inherently crappy, that's why you've never met a lawyer who's happy" *Fortnite dances on the people taking the Bar exam*

@vixxcelacea2778 4 года назад

Fortnite dances are mostly taken from older dances. None of them are original. This song is much more of a 80's-90's hip hop style song in dance, design and music. Almost all the dance/song numbers in the show are odes to specific styles.

@redginger4224 3 года назад

@@vixxcelacea2778 we know XD but that line is funny sooooooooo

@HOTD108_ 3 года назад

@@vixxcelacea2778 Yeah we know, bit it's just a meme to say "Fortnight" whenever possible.

@pknadres8026 3 года назад

he quit the law profession that is why he is dancing

@jasperjack8443 4 года назад

I’m a lawyer and law school was the biggest mistake of my life. The debt is real. I help injured workers. NO MONEY. This song is right on point counselor.

@rfrolicarts 3 года назад

Thank you for doing what you do. It's important.

@billvolk4236 Год назад

We make fun of ambulance chasers without ever thinking of all the times they fail to catch the ambulance, because it's going too fast

@kkslali 6 лет назад

i cant believe crazy ex girlfriend killed my law school dream

@whitneyhouse1621 6 лет назад

Don't do it.

@carlyfallon6304 6 лет назад

Quickest way to ruin your life

@alexvoutsinos7122 6 лет назад

same

@stufffstufffington 5 лет назад

I'm a lawyer. Don't be a lawyer.

@alexvoutsinos7122 5 лет назад

@@stufffstufffington is it actually that bad? i hope not, its what im leaning towards

@Sarah-ds1ng 6 лет назад

I love that, more than 100 songs in, Rachel and the team are still finding new styles to parody and new things to sing about! CXGF is really an amazing achievement.

@picvegita 6 лет назад

Ditto, "Let's generalize about men" was my 80s jam, then even referencing Ska has just put smiles on my face... i'm going to enjoy each episode and the music in this final season!

@jamesjames6601 5 лет назад

This show should continue even in a spinoff like have Paula become a lawyer but this time she's moved to LA!

@williamjoyner3759 5 лет назад

Bobby Brown groove, right?

@elsagreen1476 4 года назад

What is this song a parody of?

@nutsinabutt 3 года назад

@@elsagreen1476 "Every Little Step" by Bobby Brown. Less a parody and more of an homage in my mind. Plus all the dance moves are from a ton of music videos in the early 90's :D

@kristenvogel9140 6 лет назад

I am living for the dancer in red. He's going so hard. It's amazing

@Mbeepyd 4 года назад

Lol same. I tried to find his name to see more of him dancing but no luck 😂

@Anyuken 4 года назад

I found him! he’s a dancer for Rihanna and lady Gaga he’s soo cool @asielhardison on instagram

@kristenvogel9140 4 года назад

@@Anyuken omfg. You're amazing. THANK YOU!!!

@Anyuken 4 года назад

@@kristenvogel9140 haha gurl you're welcome!

@Menso_m 4 года назад

이게 바로 그렇게 유명한 ○○학과 가지마송이냐ㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱ

@Eiei291-v5p 3 года назад

저도 패러디보고 왔다는..

@이준호-p9q9f 3 года назад

ㅇㅇ ㅋㅋ 다하지마래

@오주환-b1n 3 года назад

한국인이다!

@johjohz6484 3 года назад

진짜 맞는 말이다

@아기고양이-h9e 3 месяца назад

ㅇㅈㅋㅋ

@sammosaurusrex 2 года назад

The conspicuous non-rhyme of “I’m serious, it really really sucks” and “noone you work with looks like Ally McBeal” kills me everytime

@lilianm6880 6 лет назад

Fave line: 'there's so many other professions that don't turn you into Jeff Sessions' :D also thanks for dressing everyone so vibrantly, it really lifted my mood :) and they look fab :)

6 лет назад

It cracked me up as well

@TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад

That's my favorite part too!

@girlpower8900 6 лет назад

That line is iconic and on point and cracked me up the second I heard it for the first TIME....LOL

@TokyoBlue587 6 лет назад

Those backup dancers are hilarious!

@helengordon-smith5753 5 лет назад

That and ‘no one’s ever said first let’s kill all the tailors’ 😂😂😂😂

@julhadragao 2 года назад

as an actual lawyer, I can confirm that this is 300% accurate

@KuostA Год назад

what type of law do u practice? so u are not happy doing what u do>?

@yeja._.04 3 года назад

수많은 패러디를 보고 어디학과를 가야하지 멘붕이 왔지만 이제는 노래가 좋아서 그냥 즐기는중..

@kudeo71 3 года назад

미투...

@Yeeoenehe 3 года назад

완전 저네요...

@최유진-s8s 3 года назад

저도..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@진짜-s3s Месяц назад

나만 그런줄 알았는데 여러사람들이 그러니까 그럼 내가 정상적 이니까 이거 완전 럭키비키잖아

@elan-6418 7 месяцев назад

The song is completely unrealistic. No lawyer gives out free advice.

@balloffluff5847 4 года назад

Facts... I went into law with dreams to advocate for consumers and promote innovation. Eight years later, I'm still defending multinational corporations to pay off law school debts.

@aalegalfocus 4 года назад

But it's great that you have a real job.

@Wednesdaywoe1975 2 года назад

Have you thought of consultant work? Or freelance writing about the law? You could make enough to cover student loan debt and get the fuck out.

@Kris_AB Год назад

@@aalegalfocus Wow, you REALLY missed the point they were making.

@ccvv1119 8 месяцев назад

@@Kris_AB nah I don't think they missed the point a lot of lawyers went to law school right after undergrad and have no idea what other jobs are like. My grandfather worked in a factory that's harder work

@anthonyfaucy2761 4 месяца назад

"harder work" is subjective. Also working as a lawyer some could be defending evil corporations who have wronged an individual and got away with it. How could anyone with empathy ever work as a lawyer?

@blue_avocado4086 6 лет назад

I died laughing when they started in on the "no money" lawyer jobs because it's true. I'm one of the lucky ones with an awesome well-paying job in public interest, but I have a ton of friends who either wound up in soul-sucking jobs (because it is really competitive to get those no-money jobs) or they're living in a closet with five roommates. If you want to go into public interest lawyering, make sure you go to a law school with good public interest connections and a public interest loan repayment assistance program (basically a retroactive free ride). And get some work experience BEFORE law school. Don't just walk in the door the first day of law school and think, yeah, saving the world sounds cool. Public Interest law can be an amazing field, but getting a good job in it takes hard work, advanced planning, and some luck!

@lalala-lt8fe 6 лет назад

There is so much competition to get a job that helps people. It makes me think that if you really want to make a difference, your best bet is to just get a high paying job and then donate a lot of money so that someone else can have a job helping people.

@McDonkeyable 6 лет назад

Alternatively, one could do what I did and focus on company law; it doesn't "save the world" but it does help one's bank balance!

@MionMikan 6 лет назад

For ANYONE banking on getting their loans forgiven through the public interest loan repayment, you need to read this story. www.npr.org/2018/10/17/653853227/the-student-loan-whistleblower tl;dr the program is complete trash and doesn't even work properly. Many people are now screwed cause they actually don't qualify for loan forgiveness for some bullshit reason.

@beethyme9704 5 лет назад

Please give me some of that well-paying public interest job luck. Pleas.e

@blue_avocado4086 5 лет назад

@@MionMikan Thanks for making this point, too! And I should clarify for folks that when I say "loan repayment assistance program," I'm not just talking about the highly problematic federal loan forgiveness program. There are some law schools that have public interest scholarships, post-grad fellowships, and loan repayment assistance (where the school will help you pay off the loans if you go into public interest). These programs are NOT the same across all schools and prospective students should really research them!

@turtlelove1314 6 лет назад

As someone who spent 6 years of law school, decided to not become a lawyer and work in another field. I can confirm, its the best decision I've ever made!

@NegativeAccelerate 5 лет назад

turtlelove1314 what are you mow

@ez7096 4 года назад

i am wondering too

@morganl4445 4 года назад

6 years?

@aimeemaldonado8892 4 года назад

As someone who actually went to law school, if you spent 6 years there you're either lying or you failed a LOT of classes.

@Bellg 4 года назад

@@aimeemaldonado8892 maybe he or she is not American.

@antoinettemorales7052 4 года назад

As a Paralegal, I can say I've never worked for a happy lawyer.

@mattleofric1766 3 года назад

Of the countless attorney's I've ever worked for or met, I can count the happy lawyers on only one hand.

@mattleofric1766 2 года назад

@LaTonia Thedford Yes.

@missmayette Год назад

I can say I've worked with happy lawyers but they were also high-functioning alcoholics so.... 🤷🏽‍♀

@LilyPeregrine Год назад

@@missmayette i know one. My father. He's great and all but definitely I think he developed alcoholism because of his job

@hephaestus1475 3 года назад

"It'd be great to be on the Supreme Court, but you'll never be on the Supreme Court. There's truly no chance of that happening" my favourite line 😭

@kennethkho7165 2 года назад

and the expression of his conviction

@AndreasGaming-f2m 2 года назад

Whats a supreme Court

@vintheguy 2 года назад

@@AndreasGaming-f2m a bunch of old people decide how the country is run, not efficiently or ethically, oh good heavens no, just running well enough that they can make money

@santolina8 Год назад

@@AndreasGaming-f2m It is the highest court in the United States. Judges are appointed by presidents and serve life-long terms.

@AndreasGaming-f2m Год назад

@@santolina8 Why have so many famous people sorted everything out?

@Worn1 4 года назад

I was considering law school not long ago and decided against it. This song makes me feel really good about that decision

@aalegalfocus 4 года назад

Good for you!

@tugceozturk1123 3 года назад

i'm a lawyer so let me say this: i'm reallllyyyy happy for you

@mattleofric1766 3 года назад

At least you were lucky to figure it out early on.

@sef6807 3 года назад

You're smarter than me.

@elasroczynski5987 2 года назад

law school drop out here... you dodged a bullet and saved yourself a massive student loan debt. I wound up going into teaching and now studying psychology.... I don't regret dropping out at all any more... I think being a lawyer would have made me miserable... way too stressful.

@evywthingseemsdiffagain921 6 лет назад

That CW lawyer tho

@BrunoBritos 6 лет назад

i would hard

@seopark7467 5 лет назад

its a perfect way of avoiding legal stuffs while also working within the canon of the song

@AUisGoLd98 6 лет назад

I don't watch this show.. ...but maybe I should.

@TisbearA 6 лет назад

You definitely should.

@Kitamurasama 6 лет назад

You totally should

@rickcoleman8277 6 лет назад

Try it and see

@LS-mi4pg 6 лет назад

absolutely.

@aimeejenesse116 6 лет назад

It's SO worth it

@agustindiaz3348 4 года назад

Both my parents are lawyers with 30+ years of experience and when it came to me thinking about what I wanted to do with my life the first thing they did was literally saying everything this song says, might as well have played it for me 😂 thanks mom & dad

@JPT-q3t Месяц назад

😂

@김옌닝 4 года назад

미쳤땈ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 한국인있나욬ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ원본보러오셨나요 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이거 수능금지곡으로넣야돰.....그 노머니 노노머니 그거땜에 시험망친거같거든요..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@84j_j48 4 года назад

김옌닝 ㄹㅇ 금지곡

@뽑피 4 года назад

수십년간 주입식 교육을 받은게 도움된다 이 노래 커버버전을 10번 넘게 봤더니 한국어로 자동 번역 된다

@돼지두루치기-g9t 3 года назад

ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@엔툴 3 года назад

공감 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@최유진-s8s 3 года назад

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@davidrichie9570 5 лет назад

Basically true. With some exceptions. And I'm a lawyer who has worked on a pharmaceutical company selling part of itself to another another pharmaceutical company.

@Trackrace29582 3 года назад

How long did it take?

@Stellafera 3 года назад

"basically true, with some exceptions" spoken like a true lawyer

@renskedunnewold1995 6 лет назад

Those dancers though, how does anyone have that much energy?!

@davidbowman5105 6 лет назад

Multiple takes

@Lauren.E.O 5 лет назад

Red Bull

@ladyalisanda 5 лет назад

Not being a lawyer gives you energy

@DelGuy03 5 лет назад

I found it telling that when Burl Moseley did the song onstage at Radio City, he left the dancing to his backup dancers. Nobody can do all those moves AND sing & dominate the stage, without benefit of pre-recording and multiple takes. (His 2 backup dancers, by the way, were Gabrielle Ruiz and choreographer Kat Burns.)

@Nova_the_starcatcher 4 года назад

they're not lawyers

@janiceandthomas 6 лет назад

Damn, this song came out 10 years too late...

@sonicsupa99 3 года назад

LMFAOO

@aeh5109 2 года назад

I’m a lawyer and the first time I heard this song I was laughing hard and then at the end I just bursted into tears

@erraticonteuse 2 года назад

My mom just asked me why I never became an immigration lawyer when I interned for one in law school, and I just started laughing and made her watch this ("No money, plus it's a bummer.")

@colorsmith5569 6 лет назад

My father is literally a black attorney and he also agrees with this song.

@etamlak8199 3 года назад

How the hell is his color relevant ??

@jesussaves1566 3 года назад

What does him being black have to do with anything!?!

@jesussaves1566 3 года назад

Jesus loves us all regardless of color!

@UniHorned 3 года назад

@@jesussaves1566 I believe that the mentioning of their father's colour it's because as they said, their father agrees with this song, which also means, probably finds the singer relatable.

@808sofie 3 года назад

What's a black attorney?

@haley-cn4de 6 лет назад

the nine people who disliked this are CBS and the CW's lawyers

@whom382 6 лет назад

Or Jeff Session

@kathrynmiesse806 5 лет назад

No it’s the supreme court

@billylove5793 5 лет назад

You kidding? They probably agree with it too

@kayana1391 4 года назад

Haley Rose This was genuinely hilarious. I laughed out loud 😂

@준키-r6g 4 года назад

패러디 보고 온 사람 조용히 손들자

@blanketkim2859 3 года назад

저요...!

@nbeck7762 3 года назад

I was going into pre-law. My father, being a lawyer, told me that you either had to be an ass, or with asses. I instead went into engineering. Same deal.

@aalegalfocus 3 года назад

Good choice!

@Lolirock971 Год назад

Dang how?

@yep9462 Год назад

How difficult was it to make the switch? I am a history major (which might as well be pre-law because the only viable options are law and teaching + historical writing skills mostly carry over) who intended to go to law school but I am becoming increasingly disillusioned and thinking about STEM. I've always had somewhat of an interest in the natural sciences, even if it took me a while to develop the study skills they need, and my math skills are meh but I still got an above-average score on the ACT math portion (although it would put me in roughly the 75-77 percentile iirc which is obviously above average but not great).

@nbeck7762 Год назад

@@yep9462 In my case, the math was the 3 years of the 4 year program. By the time you reach the end you're so ingrained with it that it becomes second nature. Engineering in then just application of that math and understanding physics on your field. Its actually kind of easy at the end.

@yep9462 Год назад

@@nbeck7762 Thanks for the insight - what field of engineering do you work in? Regarding math, I am mainly hesitant because I was one of those students who did well up to a point (i'd say Alg 1?) but got lost after that and gave up saying "welp, I'm just bad at math". I have heard stories of people essentially relearning algebra from the ground up and then working from there so I am somewhat hopeful.

@Rikiwizard 6 лет назад

i wanna send this to my friend that's studying law that i haven't talked to in like 5 years but im afraid it'll come off as passive aggressive

@deborah8137 6 лет назад

@stevenblackburn3931 6 лет назад

A fight is a type of dialog. At least your friend will know he or she is on your mind. :)

@theliterarylawyer5304 6 лет назад

Just do it. I'm in law school and find it hilarious and true.

@zachharrison8436 6 лет назад

Be aggressive! Passive aggressive!

@mariateresam3206 6 лет назад

It will be agressive agressive

@melisandenussbaum8408 5 лет назад

I am a lawyer. I have said all the lyrics 2000 times in real life. Never felt that understood 😂

@boricuabinks217 6 лет назад

Ah as a 90s child this greatly pleases me

@miriamspringett3797 6 лет назад

It pleaseth me as well :) :) Also, to answer Pudding Face's question, I think they are thinking of Bobby Brown and similar 90's (and late 80's) artists, with this song. It reminds me of this track in particular: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-P0FKzPfsxA4.html

@LindsayActress 6 лет назад

@@puddingface244 Very much Bobby Brown meets "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul.

@salm6331 6 лет назад

@@puddingface244 bobby brown 1:21 1:27 bobby move

@alizd1096 6 лет назад

Yaaaasss!!!!

@picvegita 6 лет назад

@@puddingface244 I'll join in on the Bobby Brown thoughts, it very much feels like "ever little step I take" in the best way

@liljames1914 4 года назад

야 한국인 찾는 너 그래 너

@맛좋은감자 4 года назад

올ㅋ 최신순으로 돌리니까 있네

@user-fu2xf9rm8d 4 года назад

🤚

@djriggles Год назад

the fact there was a time in my life i was considering being a lawyer and this song literally talked me out of it LMAO

@ccvv1119 8 месяцев назад

Thing is dude ended up going back to law at the end of the episode lmao

@victoriasuarez4518 6 лет назад

That "No!" In the background has me rolling

@beaniepq 6 лет назад

I had to watch it a second time to get it, omg. So great.

@victoriasuarez4518 5 лет назад

@@jsakaya 2:03

@YawnBlue 6 лет назад

On the one hand, final season... on the other hand, they are really going all out this season.

6 лет назад

And that Sessions joke.. loved it.

@bellanerd9057 4 года назад

The more I look into ALL careers and their outlooks, the more appealing Thanos’s snap looks

@BrutusFanboy12345 3 года назад

I feel like this is every industry atm.

@ohthehorror5 2 года назад

Capitalism kills!

@pixelwanderer1962 4 года назад

Ironically enough, this is the song that made me want to be a lawyer

@bradolfpittler2875 4 года назад

Maybe the profession was really meant for you. Best wishes.

@morganphillips8609 4 года назад

Same

@MrGamelover23 4 года назад

That's truly ironic. Good luck.

@Psychesrose 4 года назад

How?

@alicebergonzi3802 4 года назад

@@Psychesrose Yeah, how?

@재형-g9s 4 года назад

아닠 이게 원본이였구나 드뎌 찾았다 아니 사람들이 계속 페러디하길레ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@84j_j48 4 года назад

[Korea Motion Graper]팽귄TV “Don’t be a lawyer.”

@ellielindsey7454 6 лет назад

Yet another amazing song by a secondary character!!! Also this song is super catchy.

@daraldlee 6 лет назад

Can we stop for a moment and talk about how hot this dude is.

@jessieancestor 6 лет назад

It's just protein shakes!

@herbberkowitz974 5 лет назад

How about the cutie who want to go to law school!

@oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад

Yes, yes. Both are beautiful men. :D

@novelyst 5 лет назад

OK I'm sorry but imagine if this comment was about women? We shouldn't objectify men just because they do it to women. :(

@oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад

@@novelyst Then it would be fine as well? Acknowledging someone's attractiveness is not the same as objectifying them. The hell.

@MakeVarahHappen 6 месяцев назад

"Sure your parents might think you're a failure / But no one's ever said 'first, let's kill all the tailors.'" is the best line in the show.

@cpfalcon51 4 года назад

As someone who graduated law school, passed the bar exam, tried practicing soul-sucking family law for a bit, and still doesn't know what he wants to do with his life, this song is way too accurate. If you want to be an attorney, good for you. It can be a very noble profession where you really do help people in need. But: HAVE A PLAN for what you want to do after you graduate. And a backup plan if that one falls through.

@히-n4k 3 года назад

한국인?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@comet1048 5 лет назад

This song lands, and less than two weeks later Jeff Sessions is ousted. Coincidence? I think not.

@Rebecca-oh5yh 3 года назад

Mind blown.

@띏 3 года назад

한국에서 간호학과, 컴공과, 심리학과 등등 많은 사람들이 사용하고있어요!! 잘보고갑니당 :)

@KatieElfman 6 лет назад

HE GOT HIS SONG!!!!!

@angelitasheets 6 лет назад

KatieElfman now hector and father brah need songs. I will be satisfied then lol

@sassypants7536 6 лет назад

Hector has a surprisingly beautiful voice! We need to hear it's power before the season is out.

@iammattc1 3 года назад

People ask me how I can be satisfied doing mindless office work. It's easy: I USED to be a lawyer. Huge amounts of stress, massive amounts of unpaid overtime and rubbish pay with the hope of making some money sometime versus a job with NONE of those things, which I could literally walk away from tomorrow and walk into another one in a week? No contest. Plus, 99% of being a lawyer IS mindless office work.

@meovvan9 3 года назад

아 진짜 이 영상으로 만든 많은 영상을 봤는데 이 영상은 초면이네 자막 없으니까 너무 허전해

@user-gj5eu4wh9b 3 года назад

ㄹㅇㅋㅋ

@Maru4910 6 лет назад

I decided I didn't want to be a lawyer about 4 months after graduating law school. I always say "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is MY show" but after watching this I'm like.... Are they tayloring this show for me???

@TokyoBlue587 6 лет назад

Mariel Buttigliero "Tailoring" "Tayloring" is when they do a song parodying Taylor Swift

@genevievecarinerobert3478 3 года назад

You could teach law instead and play this in your classes

@bitodin 6 лет назад

9 people who disliked the video are the judges of the Supreme Court

@13June2005 5 лет назад

Or have an interest in selling law courses

@calibaby6913 4 года назад

Naw it's probably just Kavanaugh making a bunch of fake accounts to dislike while drinking beer.

@michaelritchie2968 6 лет назад

Only CxG could get a Shakespeare reference into a song about how lawyers suck. Also, sent this to my lawyer friend and she said it was too real.

@spacedoutin3756 6 лет назад

Michael Ritchie what was the shakespeare reference?o: I missed it

@michaelritchie2968 6 лет назад

@@spacedoutin3756 When he says, "Nobody ever said 'first let's kill all the tailors'. In Henry VI, Part 2, the line is "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." :-D

@Ben-yj8ye 6 лет назад

Michael Ritchie great catch on that Shakespeare reference

@milu3779 5 лет назад

oooh didn't know it was from shakespeare. i just knew the phrase as some parody (or ironically reappropriated) anarchist slogan

@constancebaker2767 4 года назад

@@milu3779 The official opinion of most lawyers is that this is because Shakespeare knew lawyers were really important to prevent coups. The official opinion of anybody who's read for context is that it's a freaking lawyer joke - they're talking about what they'll do after the revolution, making grandiose promises along the lines of "a chicken in every pot, a four hour workweek, a horse in every yard - oh, and NO LAWYERS!"

@jbeauzieux3915 8 месяцев назад

It’s funny I once wanted to be a lawyer and I volunteered at a attorney office I told one lady there that is lawyer that I want to be a lawyer and she said to me don’t be a lawyer. I stopped wanting to be a lawyer and I was thinking of wanting to do it a again but watching this video is inspiring me even more not to want to do it.

@harveybeadman 6 месяцев назад

I was listening to this in law school...but I wasn't *LISTENING* don't be a lawyer

@jodiebug1 5 лет назад

Something all law students need to hear: "It'd be great to be on the Supreme Court, but you'll never be on the Supreme Court." I should make a gif for the ones I know.

@sbsitter 6 лет назад

I'm an immigration attorney and all of this is true.

@Trackrace29582 3 года назад

How many hours do you work a week?

@tq3eufiy Год назад

As a former lawyer, I fully endorse this song. Im a software enginneer now and it's way better.

@bobjed7889 Месяц назад

how did you switch?

@tq3eufiy Месяц назад

@@bobjed7889 Just quit my job, had some savings that i used to go to school again and started from zero. I was 10 years older than everyone else, but still was probably of one the best decisions of my life. I took 10 steps back to advance 20. In three and a half years Ifeel I already caught up financially to where I was before quitting (which took me 8 years). Mind you, I'm not american and lawyers make significantly worse in my country than in the US (but so do SWEs, so it cancels out).

@julias.1736 4 года назад

This makes me wanna drop out of the law school i'm not attending

@flargarbason1740 4 года назад

You mean Reddit?

@Youill_ 4 года назад

여기 온 한국인은 아마 심리학과를 보고왔겠지..

@김나영-u7t 4 года назад

유교과 보고옴 ... ㅠㅠㅠㅜ

@aaaaaaaaaa355ml 4 года назад

로키 보고 왔수다

@아연-p9c 3 года назад

제과제빵과..

@ldszkcvf 3 года назад

식품영양과ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@Ken_kyouhei 3 года назад

식영과

@tara7747 6 лет назад

As a lawyer, I can confirm practicing law is the worst. Everything here is accurate. 😂

@Trackrace29582 3 года назад

Why does every lawyer hate their job?

@azulk955 3 года назад

@@Trackrace29582 it's in the songgg!

@Trackrace29582 3 года назад

@@azulk955 I meant why not change professions or why did they pick it in the first place.

@theloraxtreespeaker 3 года назад

@@Trackrace29582 The job, you see, is inherently crappy. Thats why you never see a lawyer who's happy.

@crochelle6449 6 лет назад

I've worked in the law industry with attorney's AND judges for 7 years and every single one has complained of money and the work load. Lawyers are customer service representatives, accountants and marketers (if they have their own firm), and personal therapist. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I've also been told that if I go to law school at LEAST one professor will warn you to quit before its too late. There are some fun parts to the job but weigh it out before its too late. Good luck all those headed to law school!!

@peacemakerao 4 года назад

Having studied law for 12 years, currently working as a paralegal, I can tell you without hesitation that every word in this song is true.

@morbidsearch Год назад

Paula is that you?

@ivanascioffi Год назад

This song unironically convinced me not to study law at university.

@octaviocuesta1155 3 года назад

I had a wonderful high school history teacher. He was so miserable as a lawyer he quit to teach in a Chicago public high school. He was a very happy man when I was in school.

@bss985 3 года назад

그래서 어느과를 가야하는거죠?

@캐쿄 3 года назад

간호과ㅜㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@Guruthosa 4 месяца назад

Oh how I wish I had seen this before becoming a lawyer. I AM dead inside.😂

@hhhkkkccc4106 3 года назад

근데 이 노래로 대학교 가지마요 신드롬은 누가 일으킨거임?

@KaiaKooking Год назад

When my brother decided to change his major and not become a lawyer my dad called me crying happy tears.. he’s a lawyer

@victoriataylor-brooks1111 Год назад

I'm about to leave an international law firm and honestly, I've been listening to this as my job interview motivation to find any other job. DONT BE A LAWYER.