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Don't Cry On Your Wedding Day. Matt Bergman - Full Special 

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@susanmercurio1060
@susanmercurio1060 3 года назад
36 isn't THAT much older than 29
@EweChewBrrr01
@EweChewBrrr01 3 года назад
So your Matt Bergmans wife. Nice to meet you. :P
@qillir7
@qillir7 3 года назад
Unless he met her when he was 20)
@ReaganRuinedEverything
@ReaganRuinedEverything 3 года назад
Im 28 and was dating a 22 year old and some people lost their minds lol.
@DragonsOfSnow
@DragonsOfSnow 3 года назад
Yeah I know, that's only 7 yrs. I had a finance at 21 that was 7 yrs older than me and I had met him at 18. I was always very mature for my age growing up so I preferred slightly older guys. Ironically now I'm dating a guy 6 yrs younger than me (which I thought would NEVER happen, lol). At 38 now, the older guys aren't what they were when I was younger... Anywho...point is, 7 yrs is nothing. I thought he was gonna say she was like 15 yrs younger than him or something!
@ReaganRuinedEverything
@ReaganRuinedEverything 3 года назад
@@DragonsOfSnow when I was 25 I was engaged to a 36 year old, that's when I learned age isn't directly related to maturity lol.
@MonkyDollqueen
@MonkyDollqueen 3 года назад
Anyone can come into your life and say how much they love you. It takes someone really special to stay in your life and show how much they love you.
@HoldingTheLight
@HoldingTheLight 2 года назад
🌎♥️🌎♥️beautiful
@drivebyquipper
@drivebyquipper Год назад
I never cried at a wedding until I had been married for 15 years. Lol!
@RazmiWellness
@RazmiWellness 2 года назад
I'm married to a Bergman and making it weird is DEFINITELY a "Bergman guarantee"! When I first met my husband, I went to shake his hand and he looked like he was going to hug me so I said, "Oh, going in for the hug?". He was awkward and cute and the rest is history.
@justicejoycetv
@justicejoycetv 3 года назад
If he'd shave it all off he'd be fire 🔥. I don't understand why guys hang on when a bald head can rock hard.
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 3 года назад
You reminded me of this man I met when I was little, bald on top, but grew the U-shaped hair into a ponytail.
@justicejoycetv
@justicejoycetv 3 года назад
@@jessiejeanne9717 Stevie Wonder was doing that for a while and finally let it go.
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 3 года назад
@@justicejoycetv he gets a pass, though. He didn't know how silly it looked and now I vaguely remember a poster on the wall near my math class. It was Stevie Wonder(this was in late 90's) and it said "I'd get behind the wheel of a car myself before I get in a car with a drunk driver". It was DEFINITELY receding, but not yet at the full, bozo the clown "U shape".
@twilson377
@twilson377 3 года назад
Matt is super cute and sexy... and I'm a guy.
@justicejoycetv
@justicejoycetv 3 года назад
@@twilson377 No arguments 👌🏿
@theonetruesarauniya
@theonetruesarauniya 3 года назад
He's super funny. He seems so genuinely sweet. Gonna tickle the palms of people's hands as a power move lol.
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
Touching anyone’s hand these days is a power move.
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 3 года назад
Be sure to keep eye contact and don't blink.
@carlakool3782
@carlakool3782 3 года назад
I loved Matt's well rounded personality. An empathetic, caring, extremely funny guy!! Lucky wife. Great job mom and dad!
@tinaroy1038
@tinaroy1038 3 года назад
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@georgiegal6745
@georgiegal6745 3 года назад
Should've had a teaching assistant like me! Students in my high school were turds to my fave teacher, who I happened to be TA for my senior year. So one day when the teach stepped out, I dropped a little threat that I was the one grading their papers. Silence. After that I'd give just a quick "Ahem" and a little paperwork fluttering and they'd behave lol Yeah, as the old saying went, Homie don't play! (P.S. I wouldn't have really done it, but I didn't like most of them so it was a decent threat! Lol)
@thebovineavenger
@thebovineavenger 3 года назад
NO. HE WALKED IN TO A BATHROOM IN MINNESOTA. They probably just laughed when he left and talked about the drunk guy at the casino. WELCOME TO MINNESOTA.
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
I’m sure there’s security footage out there somewhere
@TimothyWallace1953
@TimothyWallace1953 3 года назад
Dogs are some of the best people you can know.
@disaffectednarcmagnet2305
@disaffectednarcmagnet2305 3 года назад
I agree! The more I know what some people are capable of, the more I love and appreciate my dog.
@josephdettloffiii2028
@josephdettloffiii2028 3 года назад
Yea but you gotta watch out for them horses them are terrible people
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
Yes!!
@andayimushenye9839
@andayimushenye9839 3 года назад
Just nuts to compare a human being to an animal.
@disaffectednarcmagnet2305
@disaffectednarcmagnet2305 3 года назад
@@andayimushenye9839 It depends on the human.
@NOOKnookCROOK
@NOOKnookCROOK 3 года назад
Love how hes growing out the bangs....
@Xioaqua88
@Xioaqua88 3 года назад
😂😂
@lioness3963
@lioness3963 3 года назад
Ssscorch
@bryttweech9707
@bryttweech9707 3 года назад
Squirted coffee out my nostrils. Well done.
@haunted_lunchbox
@haunted_lunchbox 3 года назад
This guy is great. I really enjoyed this🌟🌟😁
@andreatrue3054
@andreatrue3054 3 года назад
I give him a 10!
@colleens1878
@colleens1878 3 года назад
Great laugh He is really funny and a great story teller
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
Thanks! That means a lot!
@rozannmoake8146
@rozannmoake8146 3 года назад
I’ve never laughed so hard!!! 1/2 way through, the hug story is the best!!!!!!! I have a couple similar stories. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@concernedcommenter8258
@concernedcommenter8258 3 года назад
Half of the people in Utah are mormon. Mormons are nice people. Too nice... I think they’re up to something, the Canadians too.
@nishisalott1839
@nishisalott1839 3 года назад
When I had gone to Toronto, they were SOO NICE!
@zestranfaubert6860
@zestranfaubert6860 3 года назад
Canadian here, I can confirm we aren't up to anything. *Awkwardly whistles*
@xsargantxshaftx7997
@xsargantxshaftx7997 3 года назад
@@zestranfaubert6860 ... that Canadian whistle was awfully suspicious
@shaunaleessnackidies
@shaunaleessnackidies 3 года назад
Literally had a black lab named sugar bear 🤣 great job, very funny!
@mnix5427
@mnix5427 3 года назад
“We are so woke Gwendolyn” 😂😂😂
@Chuloon
@Chuloon 3 года назад
He is so funny, I laughed many times which is difficult to make me do!
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
Phew!
@cayannap6752
@cayannap6752 3 года назад
The failed handshake tickle hug made me laugh so hard it hurt all over.
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
🙏🙏
@robertjohnson8543
@robertjohnson8543 Год назад
After 25 years married...now I cry asking ''why?'' ''why?''
@nancyhowell4505
@nancyhowell4505 2 года назад
Dark humor about Grandma and pets. 😖😒
@cuchuloholic
@cuchuloholic 3 года назад
always skip the first 5 seconds of dry bar clips editor should be fired
@erinplourde-bragg9557
@erinplourde-bragg9557 3 года назад
Do all comedians end up in Utah?
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
Ha, if there’s a paycheck we’ll end up anywhere
@KenanTurkiye
@KenanTurkiye 3 года назад
0:33 lol good enough ....just paused it, let me go get some walnuts, brb :)))
@samirsmudge
@samirsmudge 3 года назад
Telling the truth is sometimes so funny.
@MastercubGPK
@MastercubGPK 3 года назад
We both Cried on our Wedding Day during the Wedding! We were so Happy it was finally happening that we couldn't help ourselves! Everyone was so Happy for us they too started tearing! It was amazing and surreal all at the same time! So Beautifully wonderful with everything we didn't expect! Too much emotion to happen all at once! You loose everything in a House fire and 3 months later you are still going along with getting married?? Try Not to cry with all the support from family! You would cry too! It was never mentioned and none of the pictures had tears but Huge smiles of Happiness it actually happened after all the devistation! Cry if it makes you Happy beyond anything that happened in your life! Just let it out!
@melissajones6
@melissajones6 3 года назад
Its actually hurting me to not make some smartass comment about this story you just posted. But my spirit guide is telling me not to, So here we are.... I’m hoping this useless comment satisfies the smartass section of my brain. Because if not.... “no Melissa stop it!” Umm ya, never mind I-......... cool story dude!........ok Bye 👋🏼
@MastercubGPK
@MastercubGPK 3 года назад
@@melissajones6 Guess I should have added that we had been together for 32 years already, it was time to make it legal after nearly losing one of us to Cancer treatments and surviving. So plan a Wedding right! Then just 2 months before the wedding we nearly lose each other in a House fire! Bad burns occurred and running out naked with melting roof material on backs and heads running to the garden hose to stop the burning material and then the hose melts just in time after been left soaking but naked at 4am! , Two pets lost, then living in a neighbors house who we didn't even know till the New house was built, no possessions left. Just each other. A small community go fund me by stranger's after News on TV local. We are alive, Happyish with starting over just before Covid! Yep I'm Happy with crying during your own Wedding! Made me feel we belonged together now pushing 64 yrs of age! Trial by fire made us One Entity! Hope No one has to go thru what we did! Tears were very appropriate don't you think?
@tugadog9178
@tugadog9178 3 года назад
I was a crying marshmallow during our wedding....all from happiness. 33 year later, I am still madly in love with my Rebecca Lynn. Soul mates, three great children and six beautiful Grandchildren. That's what it really means to be rich in life. Money, in my opinion does not buy happiness. You need just enough money to keep a household, food, clothing, and trips with the the whole family....that is memories in motion that no one can take from you. Peace and God bless.
@twilson377
@twilson377 2 года назад
Your divorce should be coming up very soon.
@juliejustus6878
@juliejustus6878 2 года назад
Congratulations! Praying for you and your family
@dollystyx4632
@dollystyx4632 3 года назад
Why couldn't it have been Grandma, just cracked me up!
@Sheerkat7
@Sheerkat7 3 года назад
I have a big female rottweiler named Sugarbear. Suge for short.
@that_auntceleste5848
@that_auntceleste5848 3 года назад
That's a GREAT name for a Rottie! 😍
@Sheerkat7
@Sheerkat7 3 года назад
@@that_auntceleste5848 Thank you. Her companion is Honeybear, also a female.
@kevinmcneill468
@kevinmcneill468 3 года назад
Why are so many teachers now comedians
@karagrant5778
@karagrant5778 3 года назад
Lots of potential material. :)
@seheabol
@seheabol 3 года назад
Because they got broke!
@deannad9105
@deannad9105 3 года назад
The vacation story😂😂😂 Now we know why they installed GPS into vehicles, there were too many Dads were just rambling down the middle of roads, muttering under their breath about right turns😂
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
You would think the GPS would help but I’ve seen that go south for my parents too.
@XanDubs
@XanDubs 3 года назад
We are so woke wendelynn, honestly I’m weak from this bit
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
🙏🙏🙏
@mindythedestroyer2007
@mindythedestroyer2007 3 года назад
This guy is unbelievably unlucky
@daveycrockett808
@daveycrockett808 3 года назад
Funny guy! good flow
@majoroldladyakamom6948
@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 года назад
It's a RE-POST from a RE-POST a few weeks ago.
@stravagantares
@stravagantares 3 года назад
Aaaaaaa adorably funny! Love his stand up! 😊
@ashdluciangurl
@ashdluciangurl 3 года назад
I had a dog named Sugar B. It was brown like brown sugar.
@rogersledz6793
@rogersledz6793 3 года назад
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!
@billross9744
@billross9744 2 года назад
Thanks!
@seheabol
@seheabol 3 года назад
That was AWESOME. My speed right there
@mznaeture
@mznaeture 3 года назад
What's THAT?! Backsweat alreadyyy 😂
@shamikab1385
@shamikab1385 3 года назад
Lets go Buffalo!!!❤💙 K, byeeeee
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
Yes!!
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 2 года назад
I just wanna tell this guy he doesn't have a bald spot... He has some hairy spots.
@CaribbeanQueen72xx
@CaribbeanQueen72xx 3 года назад
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hes hallarious 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️
@daniellad.6797
@daniellad.6797 2 года назад
Matt that was amazing ! I had a brilliant time listening to it while working …I really laughed my head off
@dianedonohue9855
@dianedonohue9855 3 года назад
Great comedian, material and delivery - exemplary! 👍
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
🙏🙏
@lucasmartins5199
@lucasmartins5199 2 года назад
Can somebody say what a mulligan is in this context
@allanclark3283
@allanclark3283 3 года назад
Guilty. Never fails to remind everyone. 25 years married.
@zargon7222
@zargon7222 3 года назад
Gwendolyn that friend that can calm Karen down
@Agrarius24
@Agrarius24 3 года назад
This is awesome!
@carlbaumeister3439
@carlbaumeister3439 3 года назад
It’s a good thing my 6th Grade teacher didn’t have a gun - that’s all I’m gonna say . . .
@seheabol
@seheabol 3 года назад
Dude I used to think adults didn’t have the same feelings as kids. Because They were grown. They were fair game. I remember one day my mom had to tell me they did. I was totally shocked. Now I’m grown…
@couchondachief5442
@couchondachief5442 3 года назад
this guy is the definition of balding theres a certain point where you should be like yeah i would look better without the hair then i do with what little hair i have.
@debbiepeterson6829
@debbiepeterson6829 2 года назад
Ya you have the rest of your life to cry
@jamesa7506
@jamesa7506 Год назад
Bald spot? More like a hair spot.
@theabstractsunflower7
@theabstractsunflower7 2 года назад
O my gosh hahaha
@deborahadcock978
@deborahadcock978 3 года назад
He is so funny!!👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻
@KowboyUSA
@KowboyUSA 3 года назад
Funny dude.
@creampuff966
@creampuff966 3 года назад
Loved the performance! Absolutely nothing dirty at all!
@RazmiWellness
@RazmiWellness 2 года назад
I did the same thing in Tahiti when they said bon soir (sp?). I said it back, they spoke French, I explained that I didn't know French and I got yelled at.
@rickyspanish492
@rickyspanish492 11 месяцев назад
The ending bit was my favorite, wasn't sure where you'd go with it but thay was a hilarious path to take! 😂 What a wonderfully relaxed stage presence! Thanks Dry Bar and thanks Matt for a really great set!
@jamie615
@jamie615 3 года назад
that was too short
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
I’ve got a full album on iTunes, Apple Music, Spotify called Approbation Constante. There are some swear bears on it though..just a heads up!
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 Год назад
This was great fun.
@winterling223
@winterling223 Год назад
Gwendolyn is *very* woke
@ms.bkaraokeb4307
@ms.bkaraokeb4307 3 года назад
😁 There were a few moments..lol😆
@yoshiki.g1450
@yoshiki.g1450 3 года назад
Yes Men go bald but men can also look good when they shaved all of it. Think they should just do that. Looks cleaner Nand it is easier to take care of it as well and chick's dig it too.
@mamastern
@mamastern 3 года назад
10:30 though 😂😂😂😆😆😆
@kiemc1855
@kiemc1855 3 года назад
😂🤣😂🤣
@dawnlapka2433
@dawnlapka2433 3 года назад
Age difference between people doesn't matter. What matters is that people don't laugh out loud if we get married, my fiance and I. We're both criers, lol. I think we should let the priest be the robot! 😂🤗🎵💫🌼⚕️🙏✌️😋🌹🌹🌹 That go back to sleep statement is why I am getting married a second time! I don't want to die alone and lonely and I don't want to die in a nursing home. I like the idea of dying of old age with my husband and six or seven or ten kids are there with me after a 30 year marriage! lol! 😂 The bathroom story is why I am thankful for gender neutral and family restrooms! I have been that lady washing my hands while a guy accidentally walked in in! This guy is funny!
@maryksnyder1155
@maryksnyder1155 3 месяца назад
Hysterical! Ty 😂🤪
@alex16cole
@alex16cole Год назад
Nice
@LoudLin86
@LoudLin86 3 года назад
So good!
@MH-iq5mx
@MH-iq5mx 3 года назад
Hilarious 😂
@johnjesusiskingofkings1770
@johnjesusiskingofkings1770 2 года назад
Matt had me laughing for sure! Happy Friday
@ReaganRuinedEverything
@ReaganRuinedEverything 3 года назад
Absolutely great lol
@annebruecks7381
@annebruecks7381 2 года назад
I’ve been guilty of the triple-thank you wave haha!!
@adamkrueger1257
@adamkrueger1257 3 года назад
Wow that was a great story too bad the punchline sucked work on it
@leticiavallejo7914
@leticiavallejo7914 3 года назад
🤣Funny guy!
@mattbergmancomedy
@mattbergmancomedy 3 года назад
🙏🙏🙏
@johannaecheverrylopez2386
@johannaecheverrylopez2386 3 года назад
30% success rate! 🤣🤣🤣
@majoroldladyakamom6948
@majoroldladyakamom6948 3 года назад
POST AND RE-POST WERE WALKING ACROSS A BRIDGE. POST FELL OFF. WHO WAS LEFT? RE-POST, from a few weeks ago. Ugh! 👎🏼
@pinkipromise
@pinkipromise 3 года назад
his life is full of cringe
@marys3127
@marys3127 3 года назад
Balding Tim Tebow!👍🏻
@87Gemiinii
@87Gemiinii 3 года назад
Lol
@JwhateverJ
@JwhateverJ 3 года назад
Dry bar at its driest. 🥱
@wyattfox6303
@wyattfox6303 3 года назад
I'm here to
@EweChewBrrr01
@EweChewBrrr01 3 года назад
You're here to what?
@livenotonevil8279
@livenotonevil8279 3 года назад
@@EweChewBrrr01 ... the comment section eagerly awaits the answer.
@chitowntexan
@chitowntexan 3 года назад
😂😂🤣 I like his style of comedy
@brandonwells1184
@brandonwells1184 2 года назад
He is so funny
@marlahudgins7038
@marlahudgins7038 3 года назад
I love this guy
@constancejenkins3867
@constancejenkins3867 3 года назад
He is Hilarious 😂🤣😅😆🤣😅
@schadowolf
@schadowolf 2 года назад
Loved the set!
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 3 года назад
Greetings from Lame... Er... Jamestown, NY!
@kyled.4889
@kyled.4889 3 года назад
Loved this guy 😆
@deryljenkins
@deryljenkins 3 года назад
Sooo Funny!!
@adearabby6154
@adearabby6154 2 года назад
Talks too fast.... It's to difficult to keep up with him.
@LNutrition
@LNutrition 3 года назад
Super funny😃
@sneezinhatch
@sneezinhatch 3 года назад
Freaking hilarious
@borednow
@borednow 3 года назад
repost :(
@missybliss4357
@missybliss4357 3 года назад
Hilllllarious
@انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس
@انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس 3 года назад
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
@mercedesgalan1941
@mercedesgalan1941 3 года назад
🤪😂😂😂
@MamaTtoB-P
@MamaTtoB-P 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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