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@MrEvilTag
@MrEvilTag Год назад
Eating healthy isnt expensive. But Eating lazily AND healthy....
@brian7333
@brian7333 Год назад
It's not lazy if you're out and on the go all day. You have to grab food somewhere... and it's always the fast food that's cheaper and easier to get. I'm not spending my entire adult life working everywhere and being a full-time cook at home so I can tupperware my days with salads.
@brian7333
@brian7333 Год назад
We need quality meat; it's expensive!
@MrEvilTag
@MrEvilTag Год назад
@@brian7333 that's what im saying. Reading comprehension
@brian7333
@brian7333 Год назад
@@MrEvilTag Little bit 😖
@brian7333
@brian7333 Год назад
But I'm just sick of staring into a patch of vegetables in the store and thinking that's what I've got to work with. At Whole Foods the prices are 📈👀'd but I just want to buy their healthy prepared foods. Or even unprepared healthy foods. But they too (the meat & fresh fish) are jacked. So even if I take those home to cook myself, it shows up BIG in my monthly budget. Consider one large piece of fish I can eat at dinner for $22. That's not including sides or a dessert. Or drinks, or condiments.
@powderedwater4742
@powderedwater4742 Год назад
i got 2 tomatoes the other day it came to almost 4 bucks..
@DarrenHarrison7160
@DarrenHarrison7160 Год назад
Could you live in them?
@amylee3531
@amylee3531 Год назад
Where do you live? Meaning US currency? Buying local and in season is way cheaper! That's why we can stuff.(put into sealed jars)
@powderedwater4742
@powderedwater4742 Год назад
@AndyGKaufman aint that simple, the prices are raising, the economy sucks and most places have the same issue. if everyone just moved where things were cheaper, the prices there would go up too. point is, in most places its too expensive to go shopping in general including healthy foods, eggs are like $3 its ridiculous. also you cant just wait till things are in season because you obviously still need to eat in the months when they are not in season
@DodgeRamGrl79
@DodgeRamGrl79 Год назад
Stop making things up.
@powderedwater4742
@powderedwater4742 Год назад
@@DodgeRamGrl79 you must be really detached from reality if you think that was made up
@rych7852
@rych7852 Год назад
I was at a major International US airport last year. A Banana was MORE expensive than a banana FLAVOURED muffin! Paid nearly a $ for an actual banana in a coffee shop in the same city too!
@amylee3531
@amylee3531 Год назад
..cause it was a Fn airport dude.
@Diegoo98
@Diegoo98 Год назад
I haven't touched junk food in years ones eat steak and veggies everyday!
@bradhughes613
@bradhughes613 Год назад
probably shouldn't eat steak everyday... that's not exactly eating healthy either
@Diegoo98
@Diegoo98 Год назад
@@bradhughes613 smol portions always nothing too crazy
@tetsusiega2
@tetsusiega2 Год назад
I wish this was still true. Definitely a pre-pandemic rant.
@DarrenHarrison7160
@DarrenHarrison7160 Год назад
In England a whole fresh Savoy cabbage is 69 pence. Fresh spring greens is the same price. 4 whole chicken legs are £2.10. And that's now.
@BCNC13
@BCNC13 Год назад
​@@DarrenHarrison7160same in the states. If you have some ability and willingness to actually cook you can eat cheap and healthy food. Most people just look at the frozen or heat&eat foods and complain that the healthy version is so much more expensive and use that as an excuse to not even try.
@nakedbandit
@nakedbandit Год назад
Bill's 70cent celery is over $5 a bunch here in Atlantic Canada.
@TheYgds
@TheYgds Год назад
Over here in Alberta a lot of vegetables are almost as expensive as meat per lb/kg. Sorry, but maybe in some states in America eating healthy is cheap, but here it is a bank breaker.
@jackdaw99
@jackdaw99 Год назад
Yeah I hear Bill has never bought veggies in northern Europe in goddamn February. But he’s still funny so it doesn’t matter
@Banned4Life
@Banned4Life Год назад
​@@jackdaw99I mean, right now it's expensive, but compared to meat? It's a bargain. Basic salad ingredients, cabbage potatoes etc. are waaaay cheaper. Can't find a single edible steak for less than 10eur and they're like 250g.
@Satan976
@Satan976 Год назад
Canada relies on imports and has very little farmland. I'm American and...didn't you study Canadian geography and history?
@joelharding3312
@joelharding3312 Год назад
​@@jackdaw99 Yeah i heard Bill got caught flashing his junk to people.
@Ashlin_
@Ashlin_ Год назад
He is definitely talking about Asian supermarkets/Mexican grocery stores. Definitely not that cheap at Safeway/Sprouts unless on sale
@thegoodfight8316
@thegoodfight8316 Год назад
You know what’s not expensive killing your own food or growing your own vegetables. It gives you great worth as well. That’s not only self worth- you achieve the type of worth to be able to help others. If you try to eat healthy at supermarkets then it’s expensive. I think we all wish It was true that it wasn’t tho.
@ToniHunterOne
@ToniHunterOne Год назад
unless you have to live in an apt. smart ass.
@thegoodfight8316
@thegoodfight8316 Год назад
@@ToniHunterOne Smart ass? You can live and do what you want unless you live under someone else’s thumb… you should not insult or blame those who understand life better than yourself- it’s not their fault it is your own!
@amylee3531
@amylee3531 Год назад
For decades I've tried to get people to turn their front lawns into Vegetable gardens. Most too lazy. It's SUPER rewarding. Then we can it up when it's ripe for winter. I'm in Canada so limited growing season unless you have a greenhouse
@naomigreen1989
@naomigreen1989 Год назад
You gotta love this guy 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yes!!!!!! Love 💕 him
@kimwiliams5434
@kimwiliams5434 Год назад
Not anymore
@markajamu8356
@markajamu8356 Год назад
Dude angry ' bout vegetables!!😅🤣
@michelerich1590
@michelerich1590 Год назад
nah, grandpa. produce is expensive. banana is like one exception to the rule
@someguy2249
@someguy2249 Год назад
Not really. Bananas are definitely one of the least expensive though. But broccoli really isn't that expensive. You can probably find a store near you that sells it for like $1.50 a pound. Maybe even less. Also beans are vegetables, but Americans just don't eat them often. And potatoes and sweet potatoes aren't expensive. Kale and lettuce are also pretty damn cheap. And keep in mind, you don't need to eat a crazy amount of these. If you ate like $1 of fresh veggies every day from a cheaper store in your area, you'd be way ahead of the vast majority of Americans.
@michelerich1590
@michelerich1590 Год назад
@@someguy2249 ive tried produce from cheaper stores and it's crap. not gonna live like that. ty tho
@someguy2249
@someguy2249 Год назад
@@michelerich1590 I was making that comment assuming that you believed you had problems affording produce, but wanted to eat healthier. If you can afford it then ya, there is better produce that costs more; go ahead and eat that.
@michelerich1590
@michelerich1590 Год назад
@@someguy2249 k, just saying burr is off base here.
@kokotvole4884
@kokotvole4884 Год назад
@@michelerich1590 no he is not, try buying lentils rice potatoes, brocolli, freeze your vegetables, learn to cook learn to use all the parts. God damn you can buy a bags of lentils for pennies and survive on them forever
@jackblack9208
@jackblack9208 Год назад
I think it was Bill Burr who said " you can't eat your way into better parking"
@ktkool8468
@ktkool8468 Год назад
Organic anything is more expensive.🙄
@kingjames2156
@kingjames2156 Год назад
He’s right though. 😂
@farriermaiden7289
@farriermaiden7289 Год назад
It’s the meat that’s expensive 😭 chicken is $2 to $3 a lb right now. Pork is $4 a lb, and steak is $5-$15 a lb
@GinjouArmy
@GinjouArmy Год назад
Yall know yall can buy some seeds and have your own vegetables on demand in 1-2 months.
@amjo4545
@amjo4545 Год назад
❤me some Bill Burr
@roadkillpotato3468
@roadkillpotato3468 Год назад
With inflation everything has gotten expensive at the grocery store and when your only making $12 an hour which is my states minimum wage it hurts. I don't even buy all that much most of the time and it's damn near $200.
@cic6002
@cic6002 Год назад
People, keep in mind This special came out before this inflation shit started. Netflix chose a poor time to upload this lol.
@TheFunkhouser
@TheFunkhouser Год назад
Come to our supermarket and try and find one banana for .25cents lol
@neilbennett9281
@neilbennett9281 Год назад
So very true
@alberthernandez4298
@alberthernandez4298 Год назад
On my planet in my time, vegetables are free.
@emeryblackburn
@emeryblackburn Год назад
Well eating unhealthy is definitely cheaper
@Jesse__H
@Jesse__H Год назад
Only if you're buying unhealthy ingredients to cook for yourself. Most people eat unhealthy by buying premade snack and meal items, which are always more expensive than simple veg/fruit/grain.
@MrEvilTag
@MrEvilTag Год назад
Try actually cooking with real food items. It's definitely cheaper than junk food
@fragmanialains
@fragmanialains Год назад
Its literally not especially with the current economy
@speedweednfeed6721
@speedweednfeed6721 Год назад
No when you prepare it yourself. Buying ingredients is cheaper than getting fast food by a lot.
@emeryblackburn
@emeryblackburn Год назад
@@richt5986 depends on where you live. Get off your high horse and try to see things from a different perspective
@fritzier5475
@fritzier5475 Год назад
Where I live, compared to the US we have slightly higher prices on everything and 4X less salary while having to spend 40% of it on taxes.
@Bryant1963
@Bryant1963 Год назад
It is expensive!! They want A LOT of money for fruit & vegetables!! I buy them every week & it’s my biggest expense!
@TacoBellWerewolf
@TacoBellWerewolf Год назад
The issue I see is people trying to buy both healthy and unhealthy foods. Sure that’s going to be expensive. Drop the ice cream and frozen pizza from your grocery list, only buy veggies fruits nuts and lean meats and it’s only going to be marginally more expensive. Especially if you buy canned and frozen versions. Can’t buy both and expect to be paying less somehow
@richt5986
@richt5986 Год назад
What store do you go to. It's really not. Maybe you need to find a better store
@emmanuelgomezlosada9645
@emmanuelgomezlosada9645 Год назад
Less expensive that any sort of medical appointment/procedure nevertheless.
@richt5986
@richt5986 Год назад
@@emmanuelgomezlosada9645 booooom truth bomb right there
@kerrymartin3624
@kerrymartin3624 Год назад
If u live in the hood there isn't no supermarkets and most don't have a car.
@lilmcdonald9860
@lilmcdonald9860 Год назад
Fruits and vegetables are expensive when you compare calories to dollar
@rachellegutierrez5258
@rachellegutierrez5258 Год назад
What supermarket do you shop at because eating healthy is very expensive!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@mohduzair6392
@mohduzair6392 Год назад
Vegetarian foods are cheap but non vegetarian foods are not, and a healthy diet usually includes both.
@BenNuProductions
@BenNuProductions Год назад
All i eat is veggies #GOVEGAN
@someguy2249
@someguy2249 Год назад
Yep. And you can eat vegan cheaper than most people in America. I was eating for $5-$10 a day for a while just a couple years ago, and I bought almost all my food from a health food store in Oklahoma City. And that was almost entirely whole foods, not junk food.
@BenNuProductions
@BenNuProductions Год назад
@@someguy2249 i’m not religious but amen to that! 🙏
@mccoyjo2514
@mccoyjo2514 Год назад
hhhhh legend
@amylee3531
@amylee3531 Год назад
BTW it's expensive because it's imported from other places. Most of you don't know where your food comes from.
@poly408
@poly408 Год назад
It’s just that most people can’t or shouldn’t cook
@FedUpVet
@FedUpVet Год назад
Eating healthy isn't overly expensive if you know how to cook but so many people today just can't seem to do that very simple task and would rather eat disgusting fast food or over pay to have someone else cook healthy food for them. It seems like we have a lazy problem and not a money problem
@roadkillpotato3468
@roadkillpotato3468 Год назад
That's the key. If you know how to cook. I for one no how to cook somethings but not everything. Besides that I work a very physically demanding job so by the time I get home all I want to do is sleep and cooking requires alot of prep and then the clean up afterwards.
@maggiewatson8921
@maggiewatson8921 Год назад
Yep! It’s all the processed food that racks up
@yautja7495
@yautja7495 Год назад
I can almost afford an apple….
@mzivanovic1838
@mzivanovic1838 Год назад
Not in Australia veggies are expensive ...
@michaelsmith7571
@michaelsmith7571 Год назад
Eating healthy is expensive when you go to any store the vegetables in the fruits are healthy and on top of that the only reason why vegetables are dirt cheap is because they're old can expired and that's why they sell them for dirt cheap
@beautifullyblessed2768
@beautifullyblessed2768 Год назад
He's right
@baronwhite4631
@baronwhite4631 Год назад
Organic lettuce is 2.50, which a male who hits the gym needs like 4 of those a day. So 10$ just for lettuce, which fills you up x10 less than anything else since it's mostly water. Mushrooms are 2.50 for 240 grams which shrink when you cook them down to 100g. Celery is 1$, yet organic celery is 2$. I don't eat meat or find meat healthy, as I follow Dr. Sebi's list. Yet I still find all the unhealthy stuff way easier to build a meal for budget. Why is sugarless ketchup x2 the price of non sugar ketchup? Why is organic more expensive, sure they have to build a greenhouse, yet they save money on pesticides so it should break even. Also most of the grocery store has sugar added to every single bottle and box. So if you really want to eat healthy, buying budget land and foraging is mandatory. Theirs nothing " healthy " about a grocery store. Even the trucks delivering food reduce the hydration of the veggies verses fresh. Everything wrapped with plastic has been sprayed with junk. Trust nobody, build greenhouses.
@tommybotts
@tommybotts Год назад
Here's a clue - skip the lettuce and drink water.
@Nu_Merick
@Nu_Merick Год назад
I do intermittent fasting specifically OMAD, Idk I've been saving so much money on the ketogenic diet. It's easy when you're satiated from fat/protein
@ChodyRay
@ChodyRay Год назад
It's an objective fact that meat isn't unhealthy. You're way off base here. I'm not gonna take nutrition advice from somebody that can't even properly distinguish the differences in the words "there," "they're," and "their." Lmaoo
@baronwhite4631
@baronwhite4631 Год назад
@@ChodyRay Ah yes late night grammar, how important. Meh. Objective fact from who? The meat industry and their " polls ". Or are you speaking of carnivore experts, whom half of them are bald?
@baronwhite4631
@baronwhite4631 Год назад
Sounds like a gym bro, who still believes whey protein is healthy. smh. Maybe I should believe that " milk gives you strong bones " just from since some paid for advertisement says so, while I'm at it. Meat is as healthy as Joe Rogans bald head & Patrick Swayze's organ failure.
@assalt18
@assalt18 Год назад
Shidddd you probably can get a few vegetables yea but go to the freezer section and watch them charge you 20 dollars for a pack of 8 vegan/plant-based burgers 12 dollars for a pack of vegan hot dogs 6 dollars for Multi-grain gluten free bread. I think vegetables are the only thing you can get reasonably priced.
@leninmi7579
@leninmi7579 Год назад
BS. I don't know where you shop...it's not in Michigan.
@1RedShinobi
@1RedShinobi Год назад
Well actually even at 7-Eleven it's two bananas for a dollar or two for two but every fast food place has a dollar menu
@ToniHunterOne
@ToniHunterOne Год назад
Nope. My quicky mart is 89 for one banana
@1RedShinobi
@1RedShinobi Год назад
@@ToniHunterOne it's still less than a buck when not much else is Glad you got the point
@thebohemianserb2114
@thebohemianserb2114 Год назад
As if you’re entire diet could just be celery! Meat is very expensive, healthy bread is expensive, gym memberships and equipment and classes are expensive. In America it’s very expensive to be healthy which is why poor people are generally overweight. I was overweight for awhile because I was food insecure, I had no idea where my next meal was coming from so I would binge eat and gain weight. You at least need enough money for a consistent diet to be healthy, that’s what poor people mean when they say eating healthy is expensive. If I’m poor and I only have $20 in my pocket I can’t go out and bye $50 worth of veggies, I don’t have the money, I can go McDonald’s though and I can at least get a meal in for the day.
@rondevine4599
@rondevine4599 Год назад
I don’t know what story shops happen sure Helena quarter anymore shit cost like five bucks apiece. Five bucks for two avocados seven dollars for lunch meat that’s worth two dollars.
@johnchandler1687
@johnchandler1687 Год назад
Bill obviously doesn't do the shopping. They'd rather let it rot than charge a lower price.
@TheBlackGeisha
@TheBlackGeisha Год назад
He’s right. Since I went healthier I probably spend no more than $100 a month on groceries
@jdupuycz
@jdupuycz Год назад
Apparently you don't shop. .25 cents for a banana???? Try not even close
@ToniHunterOne
@ToniHunterOne Год назад
bananas around here have been 79 cents / lbs for 6 years. I have yet to have a good melon it doesn't matter which kind either their all either green or blighted inside.
@danthemeatman9883
@danthemeatman9883 Год назад
He obviously has not been to Publix lately !!!!!!!!!🌶🥦😳
@evacromwell236
@evacromwell236 Год назад
Eating healthy is expensive. Organic foods are far more pricy than the GMO and pesticides laced fruits and vegetables.
@darrylcrockett8402
@darrylcrockett8402 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@carmen7282
@carmen7282 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣😁❤️💡💡💡💡
@tassymccormick
@tassymccormick Год назад
Uh. Yeah it’s expensive to eat fresh healthy food as opposed to processed crap
@user-hm8wz4vp8l
@user-hm8wz4vp8l Год назад
It's true though even with inflation fresh food sections always cheaper than crap it's just fat people to la/y to prep it
@ala2121
@ala2121 3 месяца назад
Its a joke, i get it lol...but it is znd or/can be expensive and a lot of those people don't like that stuff getting treated to avoid weeds, bug, and all that stuff. 36 years old and I've never preferred to eat out, plus I enjoyed cooking...I had a buddy like that! Im pretty sure he had to file chapter 11 at the early age of 22 lol...one day I was heading to school 14ish...i knew my dad was butchering a steer sad it just happened to coincide with me going around our little loop and my dad, point blank dropped it...I was pretty immune, visually with stuff like that and i absolutely love black angus meat. Did/do I feel bad seeing that or knowing...i mean, kind of. Just it just kinda stinks doing anc knowing that. Oh, geez....my dad always enjoyed fresh garden too and rabbits don't go well together. So, one day my dad had his 12 gauge and I had a 20 gauge singke shot....flushed a rabbit out, first movie target and first and last time with an animal. Its not that I don't eat meat, i known how it all goes lol...ANYWAY, I got it in the stomach and told my dad to finish it, please! The reason...I'm sure a lot know...just take some guess, I'd be interested in hearing some! Never again, like I said, I know how these things go. Im also not against hunting..I understand there are other than food. It just wasn't for me. My love for animals I guess is a big "why" or a/the big one. Idk how to explain it and explain it beyond that. Also, don't forget, see some guesses as to why i was done after that rabbit..or even people who know...I'm sure there are plenty who do know though...?
@joelharding3312
@joelharding3312 Год назад
Dont forget this guys likea to flash his junk around.
@aloneinfinland
@aloneinfinland Год назад
75 cents for celery, compaired to chicken nuggets for 2 dollars. the nugs have a days worth of calories, the celery has a tenth of that, so 7 dollars for the same nutrition. just because if fits your views dosent me its right, learn a bit more.
@georgeglenn7346
@georgeglenn7346 Год назад
In bidens america, yes it is expensive
@jdlv702
@jdlv702 Год назад
Pitbull?
@jayperez3431
@jayperez3431 Год назад
it is expensive. in time. in money it is nothing. people are too lazy, this is the problem. take out food is far too convenient now.
@Zannathin
@Zannathin 7 месяцев назад
and its not like McDonald's is cheap
@geraldontl4739
@geraldontl4739 Год назад
There's no such thing as healthy anything from a grocery store anymore
@amylee3531
@amylee3531 Год назад
You need to shop elsewhere.
@beefeduptechreviews
@beefeduptechreviews Год назад
That's what I've been saying. People should stop thinking healthy is buying a $15-$20 salad
@eileenmalik5141
@eileenmalik5141 Год назад
plz update your act. nobody's throwin nothin, it's not cheap.
@thomasboston1887
@thomasboston1887 Год назад
HOW ABOUT MY NON FOR PROFIT Garden's Not Gun's grow your own and share with the senior citizens
@megatron2846
@megatron2846 Год назад
Would love to know what f.ucking supermarket is he going to?🤔
@beautybuzzz3718
@beautybuzzz3718 Год назад
Organic stuff is tho 🤔
@fendybendy6466
@fendybendy6466 Год назад
But it doesn't have to be organic to be healthier. Just increasing your whole food/fruit and veggie intake is what he is talkin abt
@mikemaben7485
@mikemaben7485 Год назад
Eating a bunch of gmo fake food is cheap. Try buying real food it is expensive
@levigoldsteinbergowitz7391
@levigoldsteinbergowitz7391 Год назад
You can hit the dumpster behind the store and get it free the day it goes "bad". Its still good fot at least a week past their sticker.
@ThineLesser
@ThineLesser Год назад
It's expensive especially if you don't want poisoned food (buying organic)
@God_emperor_Doom
@God_emperor_Doom Год назад
Reject vegan and weakness Embrace meat and strength 💪✌️
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