Donald Glover: Why Are There No "Crazy Man" Stories? - Comedy Central Presents 

The weird part is that it makes sense.

This made sense to me and I have no idea how it did🤣😭

I read it perfectly as he was saying this. What a coincidence

"... Watch your ass!" 😂

This happens to me ALL the time. I'm with one of two other people in my dream but at least one of them I don't see at ALL, they don't do anything, I am just vaguely aware of their existence

Just moved to a big city and my father in law/best friend gave me TWO things of mase. Ones my key chain ones on my purse.

What if he could really do it tho 🤔😂😂

@@AwakenedSouls Exactly, Id be so curious. How did you not explore this further for the troll value, at least? Shame.

I mean he probly was working for the goverment since they can control the cycle of the weather.

How dare you assume he is crazy

it's crazy how most people probably thought he was going to say that and we were right

*They’re

@@windwaker105 bruh nobody cares about grammar except for you

I saw this on Pinterest and immediately came to find it on RU-vid

@@covarksigma1113 good luck getting important people's respect thinking like such a bitch

Just like the dog.

@@awatkins5185 and the feeling in Ms. Made Up Lady’s legs

Ye the first time , but he kept shooting

@@ghostenthusiast7792 then I moved to Florida

@@honeybeerose4108 and then he found me... so now im in this wheelchair!

Crazy men become serial killers lol 😔

Bailey Butler That Part!

TRUE

@@jacobs2099 I swear that's from a bit

P

You better watch yourself! :P

so he witnessed a talented rapper do talented stand up comedy... congratulate him

Simba?? Is that you?😂

Me After every dream 🤣🤣😂

Dreams are weird, but I love that we all have them and can totally relate. If someone had never had a dream, they'd think we were all really crazy. Like, "What does that even mean?!"

Every woman has a “violent guy who put his hands on my throat” story too.

Or used his body/bulk to block me from leaving after he cornered me type of guy.

Every woman has a “guy that won’t take no” story. 🥴

@Teller of unfortunate Truths good for you

Bitch being crazy has nothing to do with being a nice guy thats why there are so many assholes now.

I was expecting a third at that point

What do you mean by 'serving the tea'?

@@typicalbrew90 it just means telling gossip

Hahahahahaha. SIPPING THIS GUD AZZ TEA

The thing is, if you select a random man and a random woman from the population, the chance of the man being the more aggressive one is 60/40. But if you look at let's say the 100 most aggressive people from your area they're almost exclusively men. So Donald has a point, in the extremes men are more likely to be pathological, look at the imprisonment rate for example

Also, that a lot of what he said would be viewed as abusive if done by a man.

That's deep.

that's a good one

I loved that when I first seen that on that show.. that show had really insightful moments in it

My favorite part of BoJack

Is the person you’re looking at wearing the glasses or are you?

Damn.

Your profile pic makes this so much better.

Remember every war? Wow, times are wild man.

@Pablo Asrin He was also Jewish. Why would a Jew claim to be a "Christian" and "exterminate" his own race? Doesn't make any sense.

@Pablo Asrin isn't Judaism a religion?

😂😂😂

and then went back to pick it up before continuing 😂

Ha just talking about that

This dude would be a good writer, you should post more shitty comments.

I don’t know, man... I see him more writing for an autobiographical show about working on SNL. Maybe he’d make a couple cameo appearances with a few lines here and there. And then, maybe he’ll go on to become more famous than anybody starring on that show!

man you're gonna love what I'm about to tell you

I was waiting for someone to say it

Kodi -E Woosh

I thought the same thing 🤔🤔😏

nah this guy is definitely not him

Kodi -E bruh ur dumb

Really😪

Kudos to him for making crazy man stories into comedy.

Well that's cause men's suffering is seen as comical to society.

True crime lol seriously 😂

or maybe… because crazy men are gonna kidnap you and murder you crazy and crazy women are jealousy crazy lol

@@nishikaprasad8139 Well that's a weird way to look at extremes. What about all the crazy men that are just jealousy crazy and all the crazy women who cut their partners' penises off, for example? There are a surprising number of them. Looking at two VERY specific instances of crazy men and crazy women to make crazy men seem worse is a critical fallacy.

Originally, I saw the quote on Pinterest and came here expecting a shocked silence. It felt strange to hear the eruption of laughter.

Like the end of Master of puppets

That's how they cope *laughing* IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE

I laughed bc I’ve been in a scary relationship with a toxic (“crazy”) guy before and it’s pretty much true. Barely got out of that one. Cant speak for everyone but I laughed bc humor about trauma I experienced is how I cope. It’s not for everyone n that’s ok 💖

@@LillyOkCool hope you are doing better and meeting the right Guy

*daa

Facts!!!!!!!!!

@@arnavrawat9864 😹😹😹😹

It’s true though.

I survived mine somehow

When's the funeral

@@TerranceMann i died too💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️ boo👻👻👻👻

Poor made up lady

Sounds like you had a crazy boyfriend

not only you

I dont agree with attractive but he definitely talented

@@Ari_princess21 he's actually really attractive with more hair and facial hair

@@montiigo I've see him now he's just not my cup of tea he is handsome i guess just not my type lol

@@Ari_princess21 that's ok, he's not my type at all either lol. i still think he's fairly attractive

Hes a good musician and actor but idk about comedian its kind of cringey to me atleast

@OrcaBob 27 Idk if you got wooooshed or I got wooooshed

@@enzodeganiarantes2968 he played lando i believe at some point

@@fishecllub3652 Oh wow, what a coincidence -_-

Bro I can do dat too

AdemolaVictorTv don't catch you slipping up

AdemolaVictorTv What?! I never knew it was him!

AdemolaVictorTv a garbage song

Sarcastic Squash Yeah but the meaning was gold.

AdemolaVictorTv bruh I've seen you from another comment lol

tru dat edit: not the emoji clusterfuck

*crazy* woman eyes

I absolutely love Donald Glover as an entertainer. He’s fortunate enough to have ALL kinds of talent.

He nailed it

Chloe Young I

This should be one of the top comments. 100% correct.

this exactly

Because men are far more based in rationality than woman, I mean take the joke that he stated before about blaming him for something that happened in her dream.

Ok liberal

@@THOMAS2910able ok boomer

@ohsevenone he's a singer rapper actor a director also u know it comedian

@ohsevenone dude every coment i read there you're

BigBoi 101 being one doesn’t make him talented. Andrew Jackson was a president. Doesn’t mean he was a good one though. Killed thousands of Indians.

SAVAGE TUNER His music and acting careers landed him multiple awards, those being an emmy and a grammy, his prowess as a director and film producer has been praised by many critics, especially for his show that not only is the creative director of but he also STARS in, Atlanta. His creativity shows no bounds in his music videos, especially in his "Because the Internet" album where the songs were originally supposed to be set up to be part of a screenplay. All of those examples are barely scratching the surface, these are basic facts. To say he's not "good enough" is a blatant insult.

noodlepapi yes, not good enough is a blatant insult. Sorry for hurting the feelings of your holy god. Honestly, I think critics are trash. Whatever they get paid the most to watch, they like the most. And Glover got his music award after claiming that the awards were racist for not having enough “colored nominees”. Ironically, he wasn’t even nominated. Then, at random, he receives best rap song and album of the YEAR. They sent him an apology. Why? Because they felt bad that he had to blackmail them to get a trophy that doesn’t mean anything. The system is rigged, and regardless of the opinions of “eXpErts”, I still say he’s not that great. Not saying he’s talentless, just that he gets WAY too much attention.

Holy damn that dude mustve been focused as hell Master Moo

Lmao they only have one job....control the spotlight.

LPX7129ER LMAO!!!!

@@CaliGramz whats wrong with praising someone doing his/her job really well?

@@lessglare never said anything was wrong with praising a job well done. It was merely a joke at best. And didn't think you could get promoted in lighting. He or she does a better job than I can do.

Pixel i mean he was like 28 at this time

still without beard he looks younger

guess you could say he looks childish

garlic bread child like

Matthew Yodice woooosh

h z Brazil

@h z No? It's creepy if either does it.

h z yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking 😂

In movies like "The Notebook" it's "romantic" for the man to stalk and keep going after the girl, even after she repeatedly rejects him. Ughhhh

@@chrispham4347 That's why I hate romantic movies.

Pearl Moonga MEMORIEEESSS~~

lmao im from india and i was thinking maybe americans have night school or something so a black out is scary then he said that

I stepped on a Lego at 3am once. And I woke up the whole neighborhood. And no one helped me. And I was screaming for a whole minute.

😂😂😂

That part had me 😭

I lived

Destiny Cauthon Wow Well I’m sorry you had to go through anything that could’ve threatened your life

@@nico-ke1nn Its fine. I'm used to it.

Destiny Cauthon Wow that’s depressing Best wishesu

Or what men consider crazy isnt crazy to women lol

Yo Eddie Murphy still kickin tho

U made me realize he's the Eddie Murphy of this generation

@@DanielGonzalezC he gave up bc he was tired of being in "mediocre" movies

@@honeybeehomicide6760 Dolomite brought him back doe lol

True

True. When my bros do something "crazy", the family laughs because "lul, boi funnee". When they express any strong emotion, the family thinks they're "being weird". The stereotypes really be doing everyone a disservice out here.

Daniel DeJesus "comedian"

And an Emmy winning director. I don’t understand how he finds the time.

Andrew yeah I agree....”comedian”. Love the dude. His acting and his music, but the stand up needs a ton of work

Daniel DeJesus in

More like goat

True, true

Touche' my man

"Florida man eats two crocodiles on IG live"

What is wrong with Florida? It’s like they live in a different dimension. XD

Darius was trying to tell us

Thurgood Jenkins ha😃

Watch yo ass!

When he said that I died 😂😂😂

i got the strap

Yeah, that's the point, the women don't get to tell the stories because they most likely are killed or abused into silence and trauma

@John Something I never denied that there are crazy and abusive women. But the reality is that there are far more abusive male ex stories which end up in violence, sometimes even death, rather than stories about female exes being violent to that point... Of course, society thinks that men can't get abused or are "pussies" if they speak up about being harmed by a woman, and that's fucked up but it also is caused by the very toxic ideas that lead to some men thinking they have to be violent in order to be "manly".... The number of women killed by their partner is horrendously high.... Not saying men don't get abused or killed by their female partner but it happens much less and it's usually less violent in that sense, which is the point Donald was trying to make.

@John Something Where did you get that statistic from? Because the percentage I have found on plenty of studies on the matter go beyond that... And they also point out how often women are abused and killed by their partners whereas whereas men get indeed murdered but usually by men... So I don't know where you got that 1/3 stat from..... But then again, it's not the point this video is trying to make....

Alacard0malley I think a lot of “crazy man” stories aren’t told bc they really aren’t funny to hear and just makes people feel bad/awkward for the person telling the story

Johnny boy, you are clearly very vexed by the current state of our social climate these days and the impression that you give is that men are severely disadvantaged. Ignoring the truth is not going to make gender issues disappear, that fact is in this particular situation (extreme violence in relationships) men are statistically more often the culprit of such acts than the victims. Since you brought up statistics feel free to look at any on the NCADV organization website, and try not to cherry pick them like you already have.

Jose Tovar don’t forget a movie!!

The show would probably be six seasons, but the fourth one would be so bad nobody acknowledged it

@@piffba he wasn’t in season 6

@@james-cw1hm I know, but the show itself would be six seasons

@@piffba they were saying that donald would do really good on the show, only for 5 seasons, I think??

That cracked me up! (Pun not originally intended, but it works. Oh no, another pun not intended.)

Butt cracked me up

robert griffin don't forget he can rap too

Triple threat

NOPE

This clown is part of the problem that is patriarchy. This is why the #MeToo movement must be stronger than ever. #fuckmen #radicalfeminist.

+Kratos101 just when I think I've seen the weirdest and dumbest trolls

i hope u are doing better now

My crazy man story is that I didn't feel safe until we lived on different continents--and then I immediately felt bad for the local women in his new home country. It's a fucking laugh riot up in here! (Hope you're doing ok and feel safe now.)

@@no3namesalike i hope you're ok too!! I'm doing much better, thank you for your concern

My crazy man story is my father whom I never want to get in touch with ever. He loves throwing stuff at my mother and when he found out I was gay every day is an ass whooping.

My crazy man story some shmuck ripped out my grandmas bean plants cuz he thought jack and the bean stock would happen again, the shmuck was me, thanks for your time

@OrcaBob 27 You realize people are telling their actual stories right? The point isn't that women aren't crazy it's that men are too.

I think this is old. Just saw him in Spiderman where he looks mid 30s.

that's why he grew beard

Yeah.. and for some reason it was released at May 3rd 2018.

Lionhearted626 hence d name childish gambino!

Yeah I think this is from like 2009

I've seen the subliminal but tell me about these easter eggs!

That sounds extremely scary.. if its a true story I hope that you’ve managed to start over somewhere safe

I like to throw tomohawks

Well, as long as it’s not at other people, that’s pretty good for you.

Damn he's right, crazy ex boyfriend stories are never fun.

Girl what?!?

This was uploaded before This Is America. Unless for some reason he was trending before that...

Oliver He was. The new solo movie.

SyncJr Oh that's right, yeah. Thanks for the info 👌

SyncJr but Comedy Central gave him a platform back then before he was trending. Don’t they get some credit for recognizing his talent before others did? Or at the very least, shouldn’t they be allowed to reupload the standup special they provided to him?

dont hate the player hate the game

u had a unfunny childhood. I'm sorry for you

Mihai Cadar *an

I caught very quick but my older brother didn't completely. I just had to change the reason as to why he put his hand up to his face and it worked like a charm lol. The first kid that commented may not old enough. Back then it was big. But anytime after the late 90s it stopped being so big.

In my country kids like 10 yrs old and younger still do this.

Forever young How? He's the straightest man in the galaxy.

Max Power Are your feelings hurt 😞

Max Power Lmao nah stop being weak Take a joke

Max Power 1. Yes you’re weak How am I️ weak by being willingly crucified?? Most ppl find that strong. And my dad didn’t betray me ppl did. Being betrayed isn’t weak either but alright. Also shut your sensitive self up. I️ wasn’t saying you’re weak bc you’re a dude I️ was saying you’re weak bc you’re hating on this dude bc of your own personal problems. If a girl got offended at the part where he was talking abt how women were irrational then she weak too. If youre really gonna try to take this outside of the joke look up domestic violence statistics on both sides and then come back to me. I’m not saying girls don’t domestically abuse ppl I’m saying you don’t need to take your problems out on this dude. I️ get Annoyed when ppl get triggered from a joke If the joke hit a sore spot then you could just you know leave without making a comment I️t really isn’t my fault that you took my comment as saying men need to be strong bc I️ def did not say anything abt your gender honey Also “bigoted”? Don’t make me laugh. Unlike you I️ don’t pay attention to race or gender when picking comedians or artists I️ like. Bo Burnham and John Mulaney are 2 of my fav comedians Guess what they are? And I’m not commenting bc you’re not praising this dude. I’m commenting bc you’re taking a joke too personally. What you’re saying has nothing to do with his work I️t has to do with your personal problems and that really has no place in commenting abt his stuff. He can’t control what goes on in your life so like idk why you felt the needed to get super offended but ok

Max Power Also you CAN say stuff abt I️t and you can do stuff abt I️t too IN REAL LIFE But if you came on the internet expecting sympathy or something I’ve got news for you

Seymour Shaft Lmaoo you’re basically saying “anecdotal evidence over actual evidence” which is the basis of a logical fallacy And I’m rlly not acting “macho” or whatever you want to call I️t And Idk what you think this is but I️m not some Daniel Glover fangirl He said all that stuff wow that sucks I️ will, however, say something when you attack a joke for no (logical) reason

Luna Delight lol no

So does your haircut

Andrew that doesnt make sense?????

Junkadelic I guess not to an idiot no

Andrew damn smartass, gahshshaha

Symon my favorite part! Looks like a crab or alien

bean

Symon It’s amazing lmaooo

Its been 10 minutes and i haven't stopped laughing

it's funnier at 1.5x the speed

Hes not really a good writer so he cant unless someone writes it for him.

I think it's because he writes all the time for all sorts of shit, he raps, he acts, he does stand up, don't you think someone doing all that ought to be a good writer?

null akjg lol

He doesny really do anything well. Jack of all trades master of none.

null akjg he master at making music lol he makes dope music.

🤣

And writes and directs!

He makes great sushi too

@@FilMyWatchlist and produces

Donald Glover: probably better at your job than you are

Also teaches karate

Laura Baskett Melanin❤

js S But if you have it then you're special! ❤😊

I don't think you understand show-business if you think that skin on stage is natural.

js S yes, so true, we all have a form of melanin to keep the sun from turning us to ash lol But there are different forms of melanin; it's super interesting actually. But certain demographics have MORE and different melanin, which does in turn provide us with more natural barrier from the sun. But EVERYBODY needs sunscreen people. We may age slower, and we may take longer to burn, but NO HUMAN IS IMMUNE TO SKIN CANCER. #cancerunitesusall lol but true

^Common sense. Be proud to be black, but bullshit like that is nonsense. No one takes that ish seriously.

Um no

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x um ues

The saying is "master of none", and it applies perfect Donald Glover .. a catchy song or 2 and comedy set with 1-2 that made me lol. This is your "master of everything"? Lol Watch more comedy, listen to more music... You'll figure it out eventually

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x agreed nobody's perfect but Awaken, my love is killer

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x I take it you've listened to 2 of his songs and have only seen this clip?

Dont let him find you!!

You shouldn’t have to move. It’s a shame you were forced to.

Good on you for getting out, sucks you had to move

@Marvin Bennett gay dudes date crazy dudes too I guess.

If I could move, out of my town. Do you think my ex, would hunt me down? Oh cause you know I'd move a thousand miles if I could never.. see.. you... Again. Do do do do do do do do.

Clayton Humphrey what. That’s the most juvenile thing you could possibly do. Hell, babies do that. Toddlers yell and the others giggle, then start yelling too. Theory confirmed, you’re immature.

It’s so natural it’s almost unsettling. One of the best manic screams I’ve heard.

SAVAGE TUNER it’s really not that deep

Also his jumps were so smooth it was also kinda satisfying

If you think that's good, watch him crying in Community.

It's not like he's 6 feet. He's 5'9"

Maybe his legs aren't long. Maybe your eyes are just short.

returnoftheredeye So basically his eyes are where his nose should be?

@@agentsquid9079 some ppl have longer legs tho you could be the same height as someone else and have longer arms or legs

insomniacfolder what about Donald Duck?

+damon19751 Duck don't wear no pants, but wears the top half of a sailors outfit and a bow-tie? Nuh-uh!

insomniacfolder he too ticc for pants #thiccboy

Nah that`s Trump, Then Don(ovan) Mitchell, Don Meredith, Don Cowboy Ceronne, then Don Johnson, Don Cheadle, Donald Sterling (his racist tape was very entertaining for 2 weeks), Don Rickles, Don Fry, Donovan Mcnabb, Donald Sutherland....Now we can give Glover a spot.

+ Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club Donalds only, no contractions, no variations: all but two of your list are ineligible. I ahd to disqualify Mr. Trump, too, as he seems unsure as to hs own name - is it John Barron, David Dennison, John Miller? Who knows? We'll stick to bona fide Donalds' The correct order is Glover, Fagen, Faison, and the Donald from the song, 'Donald Where's Yer Troosers'. Thank you for playing.

Exactly the place where the crazy boyfriend went

I need someone to please explain this poor Italian what the "Florida Man" thing means. Pretty please 😬

BessDavies niggas in florida literally just do not care about life, they have news stories like “man throws crocodile into mcdonalds fast food window after the ice cream machine was broken” like they genuinely are fucking crazy lmfao

Florida man here. Yep keep my "alligator"cocked, and locked at all times. Crocodiles come from Australia...

THEY WENT ALL THE WAY TO AUSTRALIA TO THROW A CROCODILE AT MACDONALD'S!?

Have you seen the episode of Community where they play dnd? Highly recommend

Clayton Brown Hector the Well Endowed

@Jordan Hingoo Why was Shakespeare not allowed into the bar?

Gavin Fitzsimons Y

@@waspoppin4784 bcoz he was (a) bard!

B Will Really? Interesting

Huh ive heard Glover and Gambino looked alike but never saw it until you pointed it out

is this a joke

No you are crazy they look nothing alike.. Damn man this dude looks more like Keenan.

Same person.