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Donald's Sad New Nickname, Former Inmates Prepare Trump for Prison & Guillermo Marries Charlize 

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Jimmy’s billboard for the Oscars has already been replaced with a Dune: Part Two poster, Charlize Theron posted on her Instagram announcing she got married to Guillermo, Lawrence Jones from FOX went out in New Orleans to get the scoop on spring break, Biden and Trump both traveled to Georgia this weekend asking for votes, Trump took to Truth Social to give himself a sad new nickname, an employee at Mar-a-Lago has been cooperating with the special counsel in the classified documents case, and Jimmy sits down with a group of non-violent former inmates to ask what Trump can expect behind bars.
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@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 Месяц назад
I’m 72 years old and petrified that Trump might get back into the White House. He should not be allowed to even DRIVE PAST the White House.
@vikitheviki
@vikitheviki Месяц назад
Shouldn't be allowed to drive. Does he even have a license?
@dee_dee_place
@dee_dee_place Месяц назад
He shouldn't be allowed in D. C. or NYC. FL can have him.
@silentmajority8365
@silentmajority8365 Месяц назад
If you are that old you know Johnson Obama and carter were 100 times worse
@beansnrice321
@beansnrice321 Месяц назад
@@silentmajority8365Yeah, if you're an freaking Orc. =P
@LincolnDWard
@LincolnDWard Месяц назад
@@silentmajority8365 what did they do that was worse? Explain without using any buzzwords.
@Opus313
@Opus313 Месяц назад
It's ridiculously easy to mock Donnie and the GOP... I love doing it... But the important thing is to keep them out of power. Vote Blue 💙
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Месяц назад
They make it easy because they do terrible things. Making sure they don’t have power is even better
@killawofe
@killawofe Месяц назад
And fun
@evamclaughlin1585
@evamclaughlin1585 Месяц назад
220 lbs Right???
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Месяц назад
trump 4ever 🤣🤣
@itspersonal3351
@itspersonal3351 Месяц назад
T rump’s ex attorney Ty Cobb said earlier today he believes, TFG will definitely spend time in prison for the documents case, and J6 case if he’s not re-elected! Don’t get complacent people! Vote BLUE 💙🇺🇸✊🏽
@halhovland2863
@halhovland2863 Месяц назад
'Dishonest Don' is better alliteration and perhaps more accurate.
@donnasparks2790
@donnasparks2790 Месяц назад
Don't you mean definitely more accurate?
@halhovland2863
@halhovland2863 Месяц назад
@@donnasparks2790 I did not want to be directly rude about an ex-President of the USA. Might get the UK invaded in the future even though we are up to date with our NATO commitment.
@nicolaasstempels8207
@nicolaasstempels8207 Месяц назад
Mayby more accurate, but less sarcastic.
@bobbiemanning2181
@bobbiemanning2181 Месяц назад
The interview with the former inmates was very funny. They were all very good sports, rolling with whatever Jimmy threw at them. ❤
@SassePhoto
@SassePhoto Месяц назад
We Canadians support Biden 2024 - Go BLUE !!!!!
@kateuhler7803
@kateuhler7803 Месяц назад
We Americans do too 💙
@jai-kk5uu
@jai-kk5uu Месяц назад
So you are admitting to election interference from foreign entities to help biden win. 😅
@krnstc
@krnstc Месяц назад
Canuck in the house - Biden ALL the way!!
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
Not on my watch!
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Месяц назад
trump 4ever 🤣🤣
@Sandra.Sandy.Robinson
@Sandra.Sandy.Robinson Месяц назад
My dad told me when I was a child that anyone who names themselves honest, isn't.
@oakfat5178
@oakfat5178 Месяц назад
Like countries that name themselves "People's Republic" or "Democratic Republic" are never what it says on the label. Also "Buffalo Wings".
@Sandra.Sandy.Robinson
@Sandra.Sandy.Robinson Месяц назад
@@oakfat5178 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@FadingVitals
@FadingVitals Месяц назад
Or USA number one!
@justiniswebb9
@justiniswebb9 Месяц назад
​@@FadingVitalsProve we aren't number 1....
@Mplsgurl
@Mplsgurl Месяц назад
Same with people who calls themselves a ‘genius’.
@jjknight6146
@jjknight6146 Месяц назад
The former inmates should be writers on Kimmel's staff. That was one of the funniest segments I've seen on late night tv ever, and I've been watching since Carson.
@denisehumphrey2467
@denisehumphrey2467 Месяц назад
I know right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 for me it was cathartic 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@RedRoadWoman7
@RedRoadWoman7 Месяц назад
I loved the role play in the 'yard' with the Trump doll. It made me happy.
@TheStudio_70
@TheStudio_70 Месяц назад
I love that he gets under Trumps orange skin. But We gotta vote to get rid of this criminal conman once and for all.
@3anaurv2
@3anaurv2 Месяц назад
The justice is so slow that he could come back for the third time.
@kathrynfrank4291
@kathrynfrank4291 Месяц назад
Just giving him a taste of his own medicine.
@PeteTellsItHoweItIs
@PeteTellsItHoweItIs Месяц назад
Trump gets under his lmfao People like jimmy and the view say his name on the daily like a ritual trump lives rent free in their heads and he only thinks about them probably once a month lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kellykerr5225
@kellykerr5225 Месяц назад
I say we have to do more than vote. I volunteered for Biden. He wasn’t my first choice but he’s done a lot better than I expected. So I will volunteer again. I have never found a single MAGA person who ever volunteered for him, so sometimes I say it’s their fault he lost. Now I think we need to get teenagers and maybe older children involved in campaigning because the affects their future so much. Plus it would be so cute to get a call from an older child or teenager. All I did in 2020 was call people every weekend. I had one angry black woman that said no. Before we hung up she was laughing and promised to vote for him. Many people said they were voting more against trump than Biden. But now that I’ve seen what all he’s accomplished I’m all in for 2024. He knows what he’s doing. As it works out, his experience really paid off. So let’s go dark Brandon and vote for Biden
@JacquelineLeubin
@JacquelineLeubin Месяц назад
@@PeteTellsItHoweItIsHave you ever noticed that it's show, and comedy? When the show is over, Trump is out of their heads and they have better things to think about and be with their family!
@dollarroll2000
@dollarroll2000 Месяц назад
That jail thing is going to drive Trump crazy.
@dee_dee_place
@dee_dee_place Месяц назад
I was thinking the same thing. I can't wait to hear Jimmy talk about what DJT tweeted regarding the jail segment. That should be hysterical!
@Rico0333
@Rico0333 Месяц назад
Jimmy went hard on the jail joke. lmao!
@ChristineBrown-ds7dt
@ChristineBrown-ds7dt Месяц назад
Would love be a fly on the wall at mar-a-lardo😂😂😂💙💙💙
@annebiggins7180
@annebiggins7180 Месяц назад
I think once in he will be the god father of his domain. Plus selling orange dolls & shoes !
@mikekvia320
@mikekvia320 Месяц назад
@@ChristineBrown-ds7dt For sure wouldn't wanna be a ketchup bottle. ROFL
@celiamaness8856
@celiamaness8856 Месяц назад
That Convict Don doll looked just like “Honest Don”! 😂
@jensraab2902
@jensraab2902 Месяц назад
That "killing Roe v. Wade" joke by Donte was really good!
@Zzzzzzzz_jesssssss__
@Zzzzzzzz_jesssssss__ Месяц назад
Next level 😂
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 Месяц назад
They were all good but he was really funny.
@kmbc66
@kmbc66 19 дней назад
he should do comedy
@ajayarya8591
@ajayarya8591 Месяц назад
I didn't think it was possible to say "honest" and Donald Trump in the same sentence without hell freezing over...
@randy5606
@randy5606 Месяц назад
Donald Trump is the least honest president in history
@FieryAries6266
@FieryAries6266 Месяц назад
Or hysterical laughter 🤷‍♀️
@user-vo1em8fu5u
@user-vo1em8fu5u Месяц назад
But yet you support the worst president in u.s history.
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Месяц назад
That's easy. Donald Trump is not an honest person. See? lolol
@dyent
@dyent Месяц назад
Sure it is, you've just got to use a comma correctly. "To be honest, Donald Trump is a cretin"
@darlenemartinez9353
@darlenemartinez9353 Месяц назад
If Martha Stewart had to do prison time trump should too.
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Месяц назад
GW Bush did the same crime but somehow was able to avoid inquiry.🫤
@Aquamarine325
@Aquamarine325 Месяц назад
Ain’t that the truth!
@darlenemartinez9353
@darlenemartinez9353 Месяц назад
@@intomnia3313 Bush did not do the crimes trump did.
@h.neubert8770
@h.neubert8770 Месяц назад
GW Bush also started a war without the weapons of mass destruction ever existing, killing a lot of civilians and american soldiers. Devastating so many families
@deletethis6902
@deletethis6902 Месяц назад
Damn straight. She fessed up, didn't whine and cry, she did her time like a boss. Got out and went back to doing her thing like she'd never left. tRumpty is _nothing_ like her.
@SN-sz7kw
@SN-sz7kw Месяц назад
“Someone’s gonna claim him.” 😂 These guys are a treasure.
@ashamed1225
@ashamed1225 Месяц назад
Best role playing EVER!!!!😂
@juri_xiii9977
@juri_xiii9977 Месяц назад
100%.. Trump already has his Orange-Mafia, too bad they don't call the shots in the Prison-System.😂
@Robert-rw7di
@Robert-rw7di Месяц назад
@@juri_xiii9977 Your prison family is having you over for Easter. Hope you get to stay a long time.
@pamelamartyn5460
@pamelamartyn5460 Месяц назад
Honest Don, he is kidding right.
@TrickOrRetreat
@TrickOrRetreat Месяц назад
Trump will still have secret service protection
@ssc4153
@ssc4153 Месяц назад
The reenactment was PRICELESS!
@TrickOrRetreat
@TrickOrRetreat Месяц назад
Trump was watching, and taking notes 😂
@refererererer
@refererererer Месяц назад
Wow. The prisoners appear more informed than Republicons.
@deborahferguson1163
@deborahferguson1163 Месяц назад
Well that’s not hard to do! But yes they were on top of things!
@TampaDave
@TampaDave Месяц назад
It is telling that R's are less well-informed than people who have been locked away from the world.
@AmericanHorse-sg9oc
@AmericanHorse-sg9oc Месяц назад
Ex
@aliceroberts1980
@aliceroberts1980 Месяц назад
Their both criminals
@lifesbutastumble
@lifesbutastumble Месяц назад
@@aliceroberts1980*They're Your grammar is criminal 😅
@m26565
@m26565 Месяц назад
I hope Trump was watching! 😂😂😂
@laurensettles4789
@laurensettles4789 Месяц назад
The prison role play scene was freakin hilarious 😭😭😭😭
@brianbarrett192
@brianbarrett192 Месяц назад
Yes. I wanted more of it!🤣
@laurensettles4789
@laurensettles4789 Месяц назад
@@brianbarrett192 me too 😂😂😂
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 Месяц назад
"Yeah, but I can't get back up,"
@gypsydee9
@gypsydee9 Месяц назад
We all love you, Jimmy. It helps all of us feel a bit more "normal," whatever that means. You are a blessing to late night.
@Sin41255
@Sin41255 Месяц назад
Is it normal to find cocaine in the White House?
@heathernikki5734
@heathernikki5734 Месяц назад
Joking about SA in prison is NOT normal
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад
Would you trust a car salesman or a politician with the name “Honest Don”? NO.
@TampaDave
@TampaDave Месяц назад
I wouldn't trust a massage therapist named "Honest Don".
@MrBugdocky
@MrBugdocky Месяц назад
You stole my thoughts on this. It's a self parody that he is oblivious to. What was he thinking? Oh wait, never mind.
@blindinglight8604
@blindinglight8604 Месяц назад
"Dishonest Don" for sure.
@candaceewell9582
@candaceewell9582 Месяц назад
Come on down to crazy Dave’s for your car needs Tell em Honest Don sent ya!
@stratostatic
@stratostatic Месяц назад
Trump would be selling used cars if wasn't for his having a wealthy father.
@2headedcow5252
@2headedcow5252 Месяц назад
He killed the border deal
@diannelavoie5385
@diannelavoie5385 Месяц назад
He's waiting to get back in to have his Congressional lackeys bring it up, then get it passed so he can thump his chest and take the credit.
@Yotrek
@Yotrek Месяц назад
I hope that “He killed Roe v Wade” joke got that dude a guest chair in Jimmy’s writers room.
@jeffreym.8957
@jeffreym.8957 Месяц назад
@@Yotrek Awesome! 😆
@NJones-lb1ln
@NJones-lb1ln Месяц назад
@@Yotrek “ He killed Roe v Wade!” Wasn’t that the BEST comment ever?! I almost said “joke”, but it is too true to call it a joke.
@MsIndieRay
@MsIndieRay Месяц назад
Wait til you see what we voters do to him on November 5 2024😏
@alysland4340
@alysland4340 Месяц назад
the prison reenactment was the best.
@domilontano
@domilontano Месяц назад
I love that Jimmy got four former inmates to play house with dolls. And they freakin loved it!
@patbrown53
@patbrown53 Месяц назад
And that Roly Poly has the audacity to make fun of the way other people look, really? 😂😂😂
@Dbb27
@Dbb27 Месяц назад
It’s shocking to see his girth. He should never ever take that jacket off.
@SelengiaMlawi
@SelengiaMlawi Месяц назад
The man is obviously not all there. People should be very afraid of him. 😢
@gaypatterson4446
@gaypatterson4446 Месяц назад
Or the way they speak, or if they are handicapped.
@sandyphelps8684
@sandyphelps8684 Месяц назад
Sharon Osbourne said that when she was on the apprentice she noticed that he literally would not talk to anyone he didn’t find attractive, he would just dismiss them and yet he looks like a tangoed blimp. 🤢🤮
@julierogers1155
@julierogers1155 Месяц назад
RIGHT?!
@geneappeal
@geneappeal Месяц назад
That interview and prison role-playing - All I can say is Jimmy's got a hell of an imagination. I'm sure Trump must be purple by now
@nancyingram966
@nancyingram966 Месяц назад
Kimmel has great writers as well.
@willow2333
@willow2333 Месяц назад
What color does purple and orange create?? Hahahaha!!!
@karenbennett3662
@karenbennett3662 Месяц назад
@@willow2333brown in more ways than one.
@GenghisWanghis
@GenghisWanghis Месяц назад
He was up late angry on his online diary so you're right 😂
@furball8967
@furball8967 Месяц назад
Jimmy has so much material to work with, with Donnie😂. But that prison one was inspiring! Lmao.
@havable
@havable Месяц назад
Cops: "The rats ate my evidence!"
@carolynblakeney966
@carolynblakeney966 Месяц назад
The skit is going to go down in RU-vid history as required viewing.
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 Месяц назад
This skit just may put don the con next to his spawn’s mommy on the weed covered 18th hole of his crap golf course aka cemetery
@funkman0811
@funkman0811 Месяц назад
BEAUTIFUL. F UCKIN. BEAUTIFÙL
@claudiocorleone7856
@claudiocorleone7856 Месяц назад
By whom you? This is the lowest rated show on cable network!
@Greg-io1ip
@Greg-io1ip Месяц назад
How insane is that Trump Opera singer? She's like the Katie Britt of opera. Rubber Room time!
@JaneBennett-dj1kv
@JaneBennett-dj1kv Месяц назад
They never showed her from the front. Are you sure it was a woman and are you sure she was singing?
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering Месяц назад
Was thinking the same thing.
@utezahn3174
@utezahn3174 Месяц назад
What I want to know is, why can’t Republicans ever hold a tune? That was all over the place.
@bombarded15
@bombarded15 Месяц назад
Nothing shows up for phantom of the Opera + him, maybe this was just made up by Kimmel
@TheHuxleyAgnostic
@TheHuxleyAgnostic Месяц назад
​@@bombarded15 No. It was posted to Twitter.
@stevenl34
@stevenl34 Месяц назад
It would be nice to get that bill board and put it up near Mar-a- largo. That would put Trump over the edge
@gerryb6423
@gerryb6423 Месяц назад
@stevenl34 Maybe also get one of the picture's of Trump Snorting a Line with a $ 100.00 Bill show he has money still, Yeah that would look Great on a BIG Bill-Board Outside Mar-a-Largo also A bigger one on Trump Tower !!
@controversialopinion1262
@controversialopinion1262 Месяц назад
​@@gerryb6423think you're mixing up Trump with hunter Biden.
@KOrnhOliO1
@KOrnhOliO1 Месяц назад
Yeah Jimmy, buy a spot on a Billboard as close as you can to Maralago! That would be hilarious and make T-rump go crazier than he already is! Lol
@jeffc2630
@jeffc2630 Месяц назад
​@@gerryb6423 Cult member !
@fionawilson6958
@fionawilson6958 Месяц назад
Yes Jimmy, get a billboard with you on it next to Mar-a-Lago
@handyandy6488
@handyandy6488 Месяц назад
JK is actually the best. Edgy, incisive political satire. In your face but with a human touch. Thank you and more power to your pen.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs Месяц назад
Amen!!
@davidkalin2220
@davidkalin2220 Месяц назад
I would love to see Jimmy dedicate one interview section of his show to having all of his writers come up on stage. Jimmy is the master presenter, but his writers come up with his material.
@user-ds2cg1cg1m
@user-ds2cg1cg1m Месяц назад
These guys are so funny and articulate and up to date, I am impressed. Good on them!! I wish them all the success they hope for and good lives from now on! 😅😊❤
@arnoldbailey7550
@arnoldbailey7550 Месяц назад
"Honest Don" 🤣 I thought only crooked car salesmen named themselves honest. 😂
@Frenchblue8
@Frenchblue8 Месяц назад
By George you've got it
@gerrybailey447
@gerrybailey447 Месяц назад
And crooked realtors. Which is what he is.
@arnoldbailey7550
@arnoldbailey7550 Месяц назад
@@gerrybailey447 tha Bailey's have spoken 🍻
@jeffc2630
@jeffc2630 Месяц назад
Remember he calls himself a genius too ?
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 Месяц назад
And according to honest Don, only criminals plead the fifth....like he did over 400 times in one sitting
@DeepThought420
@DeepThought420 Месяц назад
The guys line about Trump killing roe should earn him a spot as a writer that was great
@dee_dee_place
@dee_dee_place Месяц назад
IKR.
@annebiggins7180
@annebiggins7180 Месяц назад
Hope Jimmy pays canteen money for the guys! 💳
@ray24051
@ray24051 Месяц назад
@@annebiggins7180 They are not in prison anymore Lol.
@Demun1649
@Demun1649 Месяц назад
Why do people forget this was a double killing? It was both Roe AND Wade.
@JaymaniGorman
@JaymaniGorman Месяц назад
100%
@cynthiatamasi5575
@cynthiatamasi5575 Месяц назад
If the Supreme Court rules he is immuned to prosecution..There should be massive Protesting!!!
@JT-lp9ng
@JT-lp9ng Месяц назад
How effing dare that lady desecrate Phantom of the Opera like that 😩
@marcusrobertshub
@marcusrobertshub Месяц назад
Talking to these former inmates and doing that reenactment was priceless!!
@amyv8416
@amyv8416 Месяц назад
Agreed! Best thing I have heard all week regarding trump!
@mirandasapphire8203
@mirandasapphire8203 Месяц назад
I laughed way too hard 😂😂😂
@KOrnhOliO1
@KOrnhOliO1 Месяц назад
Agreed!
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Месяц назад
Dishonest Don
@oakfat5178
@oakfat5178 Месяц назад
Dodgy Don, Dirty Don, Dickshroom Don...He'd hate "Dummy Don" or "Dumpling Don" otoh I thought saying "My predecessor" deprived him of hearing his name spoken in public. "It's a certain kind of fool that likes to hear the sound of his own name" - Eagles
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Месяц назад
Indeed the only form of honest that he is capable of being.
@aandrus2169
@aandrus2169 Месяц назад
Honest Con?
@naylas3908
@naylas3908 Месяц назад
Don the Con
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 Месяц назад
Donkey Don
@Danin4985
@Danin4985 Месяц назад
After seeing that prison bit, I’ve decided never to even park illegally. 🤣
@amycoffin826
@amycoffin826 Месяц назад
The Mar-a-lago activities are very dystopian. ( 'Just plain weird.)
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 Месяц назад
Aww. It was so cute how happy Guillermo got about the Charlize Theron post. 😍🤣
@markhoffmann2944
@markhoffmann2944 Месяц назад
Guillermo is so loved by everyone the man in a saint of class
@poorthing
@poorthing Месяц назад
Charlize just zoomed into my top 5 humans
@lindadeal3344
@lindadeal3344 Месяц назад
She's made some great movies, she's a pretty special human being!❤❤😂🎉
@dameoftruth4022
@dameoftruth4022 Месяц назад
Jimmy never lets up on Don-the-Con and I absolutely love it.
@flyoverstateresident2890
@flyoverstateresident2890 Месяц назад
Sad that dTrump lives there for free.
@FreedomVoice365
@FreedomVoice365 Месяц назад
He did it to balance out Trump comments about Biden's economy. ("well.. hey look! He's a criminal!) Never mind most if not all of the charges are clearly political, and speaking about conmen.. Biden might be a good one. (You don't even have to get to the specific details, just check his net worth and homes, and then his supposed salary)
@shadetreebrews
@shadetreebrews Месяц назад
​@flyoverstateresident2890 what's sad is that you cult-45ers think that a comedian regularly mocking your fearful leader and his minions is somehow a win
@annakingry9157
@annakingry9157 Месяц назад
Keeps me sane, being able to laugh at our country's foolish perenial candidate.
@shadetreebrews
@shadetreebrews Месяц назад
@@flyoverstateresident2890 only place DJ6T lives for free is in the minds of you cult-45ers once you've tapped out your checking accounts to pay Alina
@am3mptoskatharos105
@am3mptoskatharos105 Месяц назад
Jimmy is the kind of person to talk about "Stochastic terrorism" and then do a skit like this.
@clmartin1120
@clmartin1120 Месяц назад
I want a full series with these guys - Roby, Justin, Carlos, Dante, and Kimmel 😂 Who knew 5 strangers could come together and create something so brilliant, esp. knowing this can’t all be scripted!!
@doctorbeanis
@doctorbeanis Месяц назад
"He killed Roe vs Wade..." That was savage
@rinzaghi2057
@rinzaghi2057 Месяц назад
But true...
@rhaegarrubey4488
@rhaegarrubey4488 Месяц назад
That was a literal LOL!
@scottramsay7439
@scottramsay7439 Месяц назад
But who killed Moe Zart?
@HumanABC
@HumanABC Месяц назад
@Fanney47
@Fanney47 Месяц назад
🙈🙈👏 yes loved it xD
@thelettern
@thelettern Месяц назад
3:22 “the rats eating our marijuana, they’re all high” I’m dead LMAO
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 Месяц назад
😅😂😅 . Did the department do some medical tests to determine if indeed the rats are high ? She said it with such confidence 👏
@thelettern
@thelettern Месяц назад
@@israelcm7246 Yeah I believe that was Jimmy’s joke
@theREALsum
@theREALsum Месяц назад
yeah, google: rats who got into evidence room, ate pot and are high for full video.
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 Месяц назад
That had me rolling! She just sounded so disgusted!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@alopez0946
@alopez0946 Месяц назад
🤣💀 the rats are high!!! They picked the perfect person to give this news. LOVED IT!
@hc5629
@hc5629 Месяц назад
omg the roleplay with action figures was hilarious
@melaniecarroll2538
@melaniecarroll2538 Месяц назад
Jimmy… you rocked at the Oscars!!!!! “Isn’t it past your jail time”? Comment of the year… Priceless!!
@CR-eo2ts
@CR-eo2ts Месяц назад
"Man boob Mussolini" 😂 Why I love Jimmy (and his writers) 🙏
@nancyingram966
@nancyingram966 Месяц назад
Jimmy is the guy that everyone would want for the guy next door..... except Frump and Matt Damon that is.
@FreedomVoice365
@FreedomVoice365 Месяц назад
You know Mussolini's name was Benito, so there's nothing smart nor funny about it. Just an insult, not a joke. The fact you find this funny is problematic.
@claireingles-sj6xz
@claireingles-sj6xz Месяц назад
​@@FreedomVoice365WTF did that come from? You are insulted he insulted Mussolini? It certainly shows which kind of "freedom" you espouse. (Sorry if you had to look up 'espouse'... OK, not really.) Or are you saying thay he insulted Mussolini by connecting him with Trump? In that case, ouch.
@FreedomVoice365
@FreedomVoice365 Месяц назад
@@claireingles-sj6xz No. He called a former U.S president the name of a Murderous dictator. Which I would've understood if it was a joke with some thought and humor behind.
@Plus_Minus_Null
@Plus_Minus_Null Месяц назад
the inmates talking had oscar-status 🎉😂
@josephgrubb1105
@josephgrubb1105 Месяц назад
That role play bit was hilarious too classic
@prodemocracyseth
@prodemocracyseth Месяц назад
I've been calling him Dementia Diaper Donny of late.
@rbcreations2
@rbcreations2 Месяц назад
Love this😂😂😂😂
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 Месяц назад
The Odious Orange Ogre.
@neebs929
@neebs929 Месяц назад
Tangerine Palpatine will always be my favorite. No alliteration, but it rhymes nicely.
@veronicastewart1112
@veronicastewart1112 Месяц назад
I can't say what I call him. RU-vid would slap my wrist.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs Месяц назад
It works!
@stevewhite8543
@stevewhite8543 Месяц назад
Love the Trump jail talk with the former inmates! Freaking hysterical😂
@monikathomas9306
@monikathomas9306 Месяц назад
Kimmel’s shows are going from the best to even the best best!! Love the idea having inmates in the show and their input. “Don killed Roe v Wade”, what a line!!!
@ramoslopezenterprizes5710
@ramoslopezenterprizes5710 Месяц назад
You can see the sad defeated man behind the bluster, he knows the chickens are rounding the roost's corner. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. (Insert that that law and order clunking here) 😂
@guypaul
@guypaul Месяц назад
The segment with former inmates was brilliant.
@DavidASymons
@DavidASymons Месяц назад
You're not a real account. You're a bot.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад
Are we sure Bronzer & Cocaine aren’t the names of Katie Britt’s children? (Or Don Jr.’s children?)
@deenormus1975
@deenormus1975 Месяц назад
…actually, DO we know what Jr’s kids names are? Not that we care in any way, but if anyone would name their kid “Cocaine”, it’s him.
@Jared7873
@Jared7873 Месяц назад
I have to wonder what that lady's employers thought of her performance.
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Месяц назад
Sounds like Donnie Sr and Donnie Jr’s Secret Service code names
@clothilde1623
@clothilde1623 Месяц назад
@@deenormus1975I googled it and it looks like he has one daughter called Kai Madison Trump. I’ve also just learned that Eric Trump has a son called Eric, so there’s an Eric Trump Jr as well 😫 God help us all in 20 years!
@elibnem4126
@elibnem4126 Месяц назад
Just watched her response the other day and Holy Hell! It scares me that these people are in charge of anything. Also congrats Rubio,someone did it worse than you.
@AenesidemusOZ
@AenesidemusOZ Месяц назад
Bloody hell! That "opera singer" was all over the place; no two words in the same key 😂
@SS-ki6ie
@SS-ki6ie Месяц назад
For a new name for the former guy, I like “The Odor of Mendacity”instead of “honest Don.”
@Lupin788
@Lupin788 Месяц назад
Loved the "Not Ready For Jail-Time Players". Jimmy needs to bring them back in future segments. ;1
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering Месяц назад
The African American guy was hilarious.
@Xebthebarbarian
@Xebthebarbarian Месяц назад
You mean black?
@km7668
@km7668 Месяц назад
*whispers* "black" @@Xebthebarbarian
@velshock
@velshock Месяц назад
You mean the handsome American guy with brown skin?
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering Месяц назад
@@velshock You may ID as you wish. We certainly agree on handsome. You say potato I say poTAto. 🥔
@JiraffeJackalese
@JiraffeJackalese Месяц назад
*Donte West* does have a *sharp wit* and his excellent sense of comedic delivery really did contribute immensely to the entertainment of this segment. [The men's names were all provided. No need to describe them by where they were incarcerated, by physical appearance, or by where they sat. They have names and they were presented visually and auditorily 8:29]
@user-bc4ur1sw2k
@user-bc4ur1sw2k Месяц назад
He killed Roe V Wade 😂🤣that line was hilarious.
@marilynjackson5752
@marilynjackson5752 Месяц назад
Remember Dishonest John, now we have Dishonest Don😂
@user-rk2ln9eb6q
@user-rk2ln9eb6q Месяц назад
That inmate sketch was so funny! and trump action figure with the big belly! lmao!
@tomlatenite8348
@tomlatenite8348 Месяц назад
Conald is the nickname that fits
@juliabelcher3773
@juliabelcher3773 Месяц назад
Another good one
@bowint400
@bowint400 Месяц назад
That tune is from the "Phantom of the Opera". How very fitting...
@anath7589
@anath7589 Месяц назад
The was an old cartoon show called "Beany & Cecil" which had a character called "Dishonest John" so I think "Dishonest Don" fits him better. Oh, & my dad retired as a federal corrections officer...he said if you go to prison, you want a federal one...the do eat very well.
@skyebabymac7338
@skyebabymac7338 Месяц назад
The shenanigans of Jimmy never surprises me. This was great!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joanpatterson6227
@joanpatterson6227 Месяц назад
That was so great Jimmy, loved the action figures 😂
@markphillips7538
@markphillips7538 Месяц назад
Jimmy needs to put out a collector's edition of Trump in orange prison-jumper action figures
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Месяц назад
The conversation with the former inmates was fun
@tonymoreno5724
@tonymoreno5724 Месяц назад
The perfect jail skit made for Don Con. Great job Jimmy!
@r3dl0g1c
@r3dl0g1c Месяц назад
The money on action figures was well spent in the production budget I guarantee 😂
@kerryomalley3943
@kerryomalley3943 Месяц назад
Playing with dolls IS therapeutic! This was comedy gold-thanks to the former inmates for putting themselves out there for it!
@threeravens1788
@threeravens1788 Месяц назад
Prison for Trump: really well done😂
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 Месяц назад
The prison action figure segment was way too funny.😂😂
@jimjacobs2817
@jimjacobs2817 Месяц назад
02:39 Donnie's yelling 'Me too!" at FOX News at that moment!
@NJones-lb1ln
@NJones-lb1ln Месяц назад
Love the X-inmates speaking their mind. That was SO funny!
@aaroncoker8257
@aaroncoker8257 Месяц назад
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel and friends for all the joy you bring me throughout the week🙌
@sallyatkinson6489
@sallyatkinson6489 Месяц назад
YES !
@saintsataniko2116
@saintsataniko2116 Месяц назад
The former inmates at the end was a genius bit. Who knew you could have the best meals of your life in prison?
@dee_dee_place
@dee_dee_place Месяц назад
Some people purposely get arrested so they can have a place to stay & a meal. No Joke!
@sunnyside9273
@sunnyside9273 Месяц назад
When you are starved of normalcy, any creative concept prison spread will taste like exotic garlic noodles & tiger prawns from Crustacean in Beverly Hills. You can smell the In N Out Onions & taste an animal style double double by imagination going to sleep at night. The brain is powerful & adaptive lllol
@JimTimber
@JimTimber Месяц назад
trump can eat his carrots.. meh !.. Whats Up Donnie ?
@lifesbutastumble
@lifesbutastumble Месяц назад
The wte guy was definitely in some swanky prison after committing some money-related crime, for sure 😅
@DeKalbGal
@DeKalbGal Месяц назад
Imagine how bad his diet is that the best meals were cooked in prison 😮
@eunicep.b166
@eunicep.b166 Месяц назад
Only Jimmy could bring us the greatest entertainment that makes my day ❤😊😂😂
@Valjao67
@Valjao67 Месяц назад
I laughed so much again with the nicknames 😂😂😂
@annashannon4528
@annashannon4528 Месяц назад
There's nothing normal about trump
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Месяц назад
​@@karlfoster5129another schill indeed
@Joytous
@Joytous Месяц назад
​@@karlfoster5129Bore? Lol my god you cult beavers are so funny.
@silentmajority8365
@silentmajority8365 Месяц назад
@@Conservadouche93 TRUMP 2024
@johnhutchinson2395
@johnhutchinson2395 Месяц назад
tRump for prison 2024 ! 😊
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 Месяц назад
@@silentmajority8365 Another 40.000 lies and you probably still wouldn't get it
@sallystanford7243
@sallystanford7243 Месяц назад
The ex cons were hilarious! I want to see more of those guys! Jimmy this was hysterical!
@katarzynazdrojewska4233
@katarzynazdrojewska4233 Месяц назад
I remember at least one of them from one of those "rank themselves according to" videos on jail time, seems that they are in general making some social media content as ex-inmates. Never guessed Jimmy will invite them though 😂
@stephenswistchew7720
@stephenswistchew7720 Месяц назад
According to these guys you smuggle phones in in the hoo ha well I bet he will get a phone booth smuggled in
@TuxedoMaskMusic
@TuxedoMaskMusic Месяц назад
"Why are you still up?! isnt it past your jail time?!" is a great line lol
@ellydavis2066
@ellydavis2066 Месяц назад
Don the Con always struck me as really appropriate.
@marciabentley9557
@marciabentley9557 Месяц назад
A stroke of genius! The guys were great! 😂😂😂
@bonzrh68
@bonzrh68 Месяц назад
Mushroom Don, Stormy Daniel's words not mine!🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 Месяц назад
Little Dicky Donny
@user-hi4vo1cn7r
@user-hi4vo1cn7r Месяц назад
They make you pull your pants to your ankles, bend over and caugh 3 times 😅😂. Plop goes the phone!
@janfilbeck6376
@janfilbeck6376 Месяц назад
Now THAT was funny! Honey I shrunk the orange guy!
@mjc11a
@mjc11a Месяц назад
Another great monologue! But I must add: the segment with Roby, Justin, Carlos, and Donte was excellent. Thank you guys for providing insight that was entertaining, yet a serious reminder of what life can be like on the inside. I'm happy y'all are on the outside and I wish you all the best in the years ahead. Be safe 🙏
@sallyatkinson6489
@sallyatkinson6489 Месяц назад
Yes ! Good Luck to all of you !
@johndonovan5752
@johndonovan5752 Месяц назад
And should Trump go to jail, it will doubtless be a minimum security facility.
@BugleCoops
@BugleCoops Месяц назад
Phantom of the GOPera... "All I ask of you... Is that you pay my legal fees"
@pastorXal
@pastorXal Месяц назад
GOPera 😆
@dean366
@dean366 Месяц назад
Oh My !!! Jimmy !!!!! One of your finest Mono's !!!!!!!!!!! LOL Love it 👏🙌 NLC !!!!!! Next Level Comedy !!!!!!!! 🙌👏
@erichenry386
@erichenry386 Месяц назад
The prison reenactment .. hilarious
@willyfromphlly812
@willyfromphlly812 Месяц назад
Trumps waist is looking alot like Chris Christies. Haaa
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 Месяц назад
Jimmy, & Matt Damon jokes NEVER get old. 🤣🤣
@CountryCarReviews
@CountryCarReviews Месяц назад
I’ll take things that a deaf person would say for $1000 Ken.
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 Месяц назад
​​​​@@CountryCarReviews, Umm. So Sorry you have no sense of humor. Nice comment though. 🤣🤣
@tpl608
@tpl608 Месяц назад
They should have had Matt do the show and not Justin T. Matt getting chased off stage for trying to host. As yrs, they are classic. Sarah's song was classic.
@S.Shea2432
@S.Shea2432 Месяц назад
@@tpl608, Yes, I definitely agree with you for sure.
@WombatMan64
@WombatMan64 Месяц назад
I like to think that Matt watches this show every night, and every time there's a reference to him he has a good chuckle, or even a good throaty laugh.
@juliabelcher3773
@juliabelcher3773 Месяц назад
Its a tie between Conald and Dishonest Don. What about Dishonest Conald?
@MoiraWillenov
@MoiraWillenov Месяц назад
The prison segment was hilarious!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Месяц назад
In his defense, look at the clientele at Mar-A-Lago... He is a bit of a 'Ho Nest'.
@lindadeal3344
@lindadeal3344 Месяц назад
Still it's true!
@colingee6687
@colingee6687 Месяц назад
I like the nickname “Diaper Don”!
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