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Donald Trump Doesn't Care Anymore 

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Another member of Trump's administration, Rick Perry, is resigning, Trump's acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney announced that there was 'quid pro quo,' Trump is still focused on the 2016 election, Donald J. Trump Jr. (DJTJ) stopped by Sean Hannity to defend his daddy, the White House announced that the next G-7 summit will be at the Trump Doral golf resort in Miami, and Mike Pence went to Turkey to try and clean up Trump's mess by meeting with President Erdogan.
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Комментарии : 2,8 тыс.   
@WARSfate
@WARSfate 4 года назад
I feel like I’m living in an alternative reality, can’t believe this
@mika6516
@mika6516 4 года назад
Try watching the rally that he held tonight. I thought I was on another planet. Smh
@Xrisus94
@Xrisus94 4 года назад
We get the politicians we deserve.
@donb6897
@donb6897 4 года назад
@@Xrisus94 Let's not say every American deserves trump just because the republicunts have worked hard to gerrymander districts and disenfranchise voters. That's almost like victim blaming. Hell, I'm pretty sure it is.
@TheKaiTetley
@TheKaiTetley 4 года назад
Xrisus94. America deserves better.
@_viraj
@_viraj 4 года назад
@@donb6897 You're an awesome person! 🤘
@theofficialsn4rz232
@theofficialsn4rz232 4 года назад
"Wheres the server" - That editing killed me😂😂😂
@kirkreid743
@kirkreid743 4 года назад
Seriously, this is like a Hollywood movie satire of what happens when a presidency goes off the rails. No one could write this stuff. It's absolutely unreal.
@kyleholland6983
@kyleholland6983 4 года назад
Actually Stephen King wrote the book: "the dead zone" about this exact thing happening. You should read the book or watch the 🎥 sometime.
@ferox965
@ferox965 4 года назад
@@kyleholland6983 President Stillson
@kyleholland6983
@kyleholland6983 4 года назад
@@ferox965 charlie sheen's father played the role, right?
@ferox965
@ferox965 4 года назад
@@kyleholland6983 yep.
@Markusewitz
@Markusewitz 4 года назад
@@kyleholland6983 I watched it a few weeks ago...it's absolutely the same thing! Disturbing...
@KonigsTigger1
@KonigsTigger1 4 года назад
Let me get this straight. My tax money going straight into Drumpf's pockets because next G7 summit being held at his resort. On top of that my tax money that paid for ammunition just got thrown down the drain when our military blew up our own ammo dump. Why am I paying taxes again?
@AdekunleLawal
@AdekunleLawal 4 года назад
When Ben Carson wakes up ...... that line was hilarious 😂😂😂
@lindamealingnelson975
@lindamealingnelson975 4 года назад
Adekunle Lawal it was!!
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 4 года назад
"I'm not guilty. *You're* all guilty!"
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
Guilty as sin, he is.
@eugeneaxe
@eugeneaxe 4 года назад
He's the gaslighter in chief. Donnie Dictator.
@Morderiser
@Morderiser 4 года назад
@@couragekarnga8735 Prove it. I'm sure your stunning lack of evidence will put the man behind bars. Orange man bad.
@indiecloud100
@indiecloud100 4 года назад
@@Morderiser it's not our job to prove it, it's for the people working there...and so far, it's not looking good for your overlord. "Liberal baaad"
@Morderiser
@Morderiser 4 года назад
@@indiecloud100 Which is why there is so much proof in every transcript that's been released thus far? I really have to wonder what they are hiding to react this strongly to trump only implying Biden's son should be investigated. Verrrrry suspicious
@tubularap
@tubularap 4 года назад
The "I'd like to see the server."-bit was absolutely brilliant.
@carolynthomsen5816
@carolynthomsen5816 4 года назад
“WHEN A MAN WHO IS HONESTLY MISTAKEN HEARS THE TRUTH, HE WILL EITHER QUIT BEING MISTAKEN OR HE WILL CEASE BEING HONEST”. Abraham Lincoln
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 4 года назад
The truth🤘😃 hell of a riddle
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 4 года назад
Who quoted the quote that you quoted, if you dont mind me asking, was just wondering?
@elbee5191
@elbee5191 4 года назад
@@tripwire4727 Read every word... everything twice, everything twice... just sayin'.
@jaerivus
@jaerivus 4 года назад
I love this quote, but I'm beginning to think the man who advised us to "speak softly" was a massive hypocrite.
@MalteseKat
@MalteseKat 4 года назад
@Chest Rockwell you aught to know.
@nicolesmith5597
@nicolesmith5597 4 года назад
whoever did the server edit deserves a raise!!!
@user-bl4oq7fd8d
@user-bl4oq7fd8d 4 года назад
I love how small he is behind the table xD
@user-tt2fh8nf1o
@user-tt2fh8nf1o 4 года назад
sad!
@dennisgoingplaces
@dennisgoingplaces 4 года назад
🤣🤣
@jizzosh1233
@jizzosh1233 4 года назад
UP with Graphic Artists!
@-scorpionox-
@-scorpionox- 4 года назад
I laughed so hard
@johnho6173
@johnho6173 4 года назад
secretary of energy runs out of energy working for Trump
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
Perry was right: "Donald Trump's candidacy is a cancer on the Conservative party, and it must be recognized, excised, and discarded."
@TheRabidWolverine
@TheRabidWolverine 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@darthinvader2738
@darthinvader2738 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
@ZobethC
@ZobethC 4 года назад
He was full of hot air anyway 😂
@butthurtz5025
@butthurtz5025 4 года назад
It is really sad that the United States has come to this. I find it really hard to laugh at.
@MrFranconn
@MrFranconn 4 года назад
Butt, yes it is just sad. We are better than this. Vote blue.
@tsunchoo
@tsunchoo 4 года назад
"Greasy little son" 😂
@Sasha1234575
@Sasha1234575 4 года назад
"Where is the server???" in the restaurant made my day😂 🤣
@tynetunez7100
@tynetunez7100 4 года назад
😂🤣😂🤣
@RWald8888
@RWald8888 4 года назад
Trumps still looking for the server like Biden's still looking for the record player
@ProudPapaJD
@ProudPapaJD 4 года назад
Did you order the quid pro quo? You’re god damn right I did!
@DjangoUnhinged
@DjangoUnhinged 4 года назад
"When Ben Carson wakes up, he is gonna be like, where the hell is everybody".... :D
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 4 года назад
...and why is the Speaker of the House in the President's chair?
@Ad_Inferno
@Ad_Inferno 4 года назад
Did anyone else think that that shot where he's rambling about the server with the lady behind him taking notes looked like it could have just as easily been taking place in a psychiatrist's office?
@Sddg47
@Sddg47 4 года назад
I saw that too, but I wondered if it was a new ambassaor to some shithole country. Or maybe the reservation clerk for Trump's Doral corral, er, hotel. hey maybe she is/was both
@Seamonkey555
@Seamonkey555 4 года назад
@@Sddg47 it was the Italian interpreter.
@Johnson09641
@Johnson09641 4 года назад
Laughing stock of the world
@apinychuang1624
@apinychuang1624 4 года назад
Johnson09064 yeah... for 4 years straight 🤷🏾‍♀️
@flbizowner9384
@flbizowner9384 4 года назад
Yep and will be for 4 more! 🙂
@Johnson09641
@Johnson09641 4 года назад
@@flbizowner9384 I'm from the UK so I get to sit here and laugh along for an extra 4 years that case
@Xris96g
@Xris96g 4 года назад
@@Johnson09641 did you get out of EU yet?
@danfloros4267
@danfloros4267 4 года назад
@@flbizowner9384 naahhh not just 4 more years..he will be the laughing stock of the world for eternity
@EC-qc1dx
@EC-qc1dx 4 года назад
Ironic that Mulvaney says ”get over it!” when Trump and his goons are still hung up on the 2016 election 🤣
@igotthatcrypto7169
@igotthatcrypto7169 4 года назад
E C hypocrisy at it’s finest
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 4 года назад
Demagogues are nothing if not wildly hypocritical. :) "You violated another international agreement last week!" "Oh yeah?! Well, well what about Hillary's emails, huh? What about Obama's birth certificate?"
@fredjones9853
@fredjones9853 4 года назад
They ought to be hung alright! 😂😂😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
My gods, if I have to hear one more time about how he won the dam election...
@eddythehead9101
@eddythehead9101 4 года назад
Hung up on 2016 election? Mueller investigation just now ended. Who's hung up on it?
@ampsteevee6902
@ampsteevee6902 4 года назад
"We need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity but in love with humanity." -Marthin Luther King Jr.
@erk-1
@erk-1 4 года назад
In love with Christ, period.
@justicewithanish
@justicewithanish 4 года назад
You wouldn’t vote for such a leader
@BAD_IT
@BAD_IT 4 года назад
How you think, can a stupid person have a lot of money?Of course, but all stupids allways dont have money)
@heavenlymessages3863
@heavenlymessages3863 4 года назад
The same evil cabal that killed MLK are the same ones that want Trump Dead.
@ampsteevee6902
@ampsteevee6902 4 года назад
@@BAD_IT ah i think you missed the point here.
@fsjafsja508
@fsjafsja508 4 года назад
“When Ben Carson wakes up...” LMAO Say no more... Spot on!
@screeningmimi
@screeningmimi 4 года назад
Ha...I didn't know Carson was still the Secy of Housing. I haven't heard anything about him since he tried to refurnish his own house with furniture he bought on the taxpayer dime.
@jacqdanieles
@jacqdanieles 4 года назад
_The President of the US is a conspiracy theory believer._ Let that sink in.
@ho-hyongyoo3251
@ho-hyongyoo3251 4 года назад
He had close connection with Alex Jones so...
@nikanzare3099
@nikanzare3099 4 года назад
Yeah.. we are well passed that..
@omegatimes6014
@omegatimes6014 4 года назад
Buuut who has been crying conspiracy since 2016 🤔
@joshuaklutch5125
@joshuaklutch5125 4 года назад
Trump is obviously the "Deep state" he rants about! This has been consolidation at its finest! Its almost been a full term and trump has a smaller cabinet then anyone in history -
@somastic69
@somastic69 4 года назад
Russian collusion was the largest conspiracy theory in the history and all of you were/are believers in it
@patty8894
@patty8894 4 года назад
The American People want to see your taxes !!!
@firstwave1890
@firstwave1890 4 года назад
Hell,the Canadian,British,French the list is long!!!!!
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 4 года назад
No the American people...WANT ALLLL! OUR!!! TAXES!!! BACK!🤬🤬🤬 We have all been...CONNED!!!🤬🤬🤬
@2057370
@2057370 4 года назад
The WORLD want to see your taxes!!!
@SuperGezmo
@SuperGezmo 4 года назад
Since when? That was so two years ago. You guys are such pussies
@robbyprice8247
@robbyprice8247 4 года назад
I could care less about one guys Taxes, I care that my housing cost has tippled in California in less than 5 years. I care that I'm paying $4.50 a gallon for gas, I care that drug addicts are swarming my streets and crime is 165% above the national average... @Trisha A. Is your life so perfect that the worst thing in your life is not knowing Trumps tax filings? I want your life please.
@madaemon
@madaemon 4 года назад
I love how they green-screened Trump into the table low so he looks like he's five.
@RKroese
@RKroese 4 года назад
Green screen, buddy? Really? Just video editing. No green screen applied. Watch some Captain Disillusion to learn more about this (in a fun way)
@madaemon
@madaemon 4 года назад
@@RKroese Dude, I know it's not actually green screen, like they actually got Trump to come on set, stand in front of a green screen, wearing some green pants so we'd only see the top of him, and then chroma-keyed his ass onto a small table. It was just the first term that popped into my head while making a quick observation; didn't realize there was going to be someone that nit-picky about video production terms on a Jimmy Kimmel vid.
@Yves_Ka
@Yves_Ka 4 года назад
Yeah amazing - he looks 2 years older than he behaves
@dme1016
@dme1016 4 года назад
Why not? He ACTS like he's 5.
@YusufGinnah
@YusufGinnah 4 года назад
I half expected the 🍊🍄 to be thumping the table with miniature hands while asking for a server... 😂🤣😅
@joyrobin947
@joyrobin947 4 года назад
"Where's the server?". Where are your taxes?
@oliversmith9598
@oliversmith9598 4 года назад
Ahhh he learnt a new word “Server”
@onesandzeroes
@onesandzeroes 4 года назад
And he wants to see what it looks like.
@jamiejones20
@jamiejones20 4 года назад
"We do it all the time" lmfao common seriously
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 4 года назад
"Yeah, sure, we killed all those babies... we do it all the time!" -A very moral person
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
At least he's finally being honest, though it may be a surprise.
@TheRabidWolverine
@TheRabidWolverine 4 года назад
I know! I couldn't believe it.😲😂😂
@barkYdarkATFB
@barkYdarkATFB 4 года назад
“When Ben Carson wakes up...” 😄
@barkYdarkATFB
@barkYdarkATFB 4 года назад
@Kelly ann kanye something tells me he’s napping through the big stuff, and the little stuff. About the only thing he was necessary for, was some signatures on a kushner project. I’m sure he slept right through.
@xy6845
@xy6845 4 года назад
I don't think Ben Carson will ever wake up. He'll be escorted out of office jaywalking in his sleep on the way to find his next sleeping destiny.
@ellebee8476
@ellebee8476 4 года назад
Mulvaney is the guy that was coughing and interrupting his boss on camera. Lol.
@Bossmoney84
@Bossmoney84 4 года назад
He is the public whistle blower
@ellebee8476
@ellebee8476 4 года назад
@@Bossmoney84 I'm sorry fellow citizen, I have to disagree. Everyone knows tRump is most certainly the public whistleblower. It is known biggly. Just saying. 🙄🙄🙄
@australien6611
@australien6611 4 года назад
Eewww Don T Jnr. & Hannity together is twice as bad as the most disgusting thing I can think of
@gabeazabache1757
@gabeazabache1757 4 года назад
First thing I can think of is 2 girls one cup.. can you guess which video I actually finished watching??
@blackpearl6972
@blackpearl6972 4 года назад
There isn't anything more disgusting, there just isssnnt
@msandoval8027
@msandoval8027 4 года назад
Poop and period blood in a toilet 🚽 = DJTJ and hannity!!!
@australien6611
@australien6611 4 года назад
@Dave Hall Hillary and Bill are strong contenders
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 года назад
it had to be an inside joke when Hammity asked that question ,,bet he laughs about it all the way to the bank,,,,
@msfair3625
@msfair3625 4 года назад
Idiots are still showing up to his hate rallies. They all love each other, but they'd throw the rest of us in cages in a heartbeat.
@nene90047R1
@nene90047R1 4 года назад
And that’s exactly what they are: hate rallies all he does is complain, accused, blamed and pure hate everyone else that don’t agree with him. Even on videos you can feel the ugly negative energy. What an ugliness
@eddythehead9101
@eddythehead9101 4 года назад
Kind of like the idiot's that watch Jimmy Kimmel.
@o.b.7217
@o.b.7217 4 года назад
@@eddythehead9101 "Kind of like the idiot's that watch Jimmy Kimmel." ---- Like yourself?
@eugeneaxe
@eugeneaxe 4 года назад
Don't give them any ideas. Remember, they think Nazis are "very fine people."
@romxxii
@romxxii 4 года назад
He's the closest they've ever had to an openly racist sitting president since the 60's. Of course they're gonna show up to his rallies.
@kamalemami5956
@kamalemami5956 4 года назад
Perry has been wanting to resign his post but he could not remember which department he works for.
@CHill-2Mtn
@CHill-2Mtn 4 года назад
@@Spearca LoL- I see what you did there!😏
@michaelhoerig5920
@michaelhoerig5920 4 года назад
"We do that all the time." Really? Is that what makes it right? Reveals Trump's attitude toward the committing of felonies...
@fweijs
@fweijs 4 года назад
Where are the surfers? You have to go to California.
@douglashenry6996
@douglashenry6996 4 года назад
When Trump says "quid pro quo" he sounds like a toddler who has just learned the F-word; cute at first, but it gets old real fast.
@insertnamehere5399
@insertnamehere5399 4 года назад
Douglas Henry I’m still in shock that most people can’t wake up to see that every celebrity is playing their part on the world stage. Trump,government,media, Hollywood,late night talk,SNL etc.. they’re playing the public and mocking the masses and in return we get a country that is being totally dismantled. People need to wake up cause the joke is on us!
@srkh8966
@srkh8966 4 года назад
Verene Kerst Not all of those have the same power.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
I highly doubt he even knows what that means!
@alanbrookes3056
@alanbrookes3056 4 года назад
Courage Karnga , bluff and bluster, lies, attack, sue are all Trumps props. He knows to keep the news rolling before people focus ....and repeat!
@almason253
@almason253 4 года назад
@@insertnamehere5399 True! Americans are the laughing stock of the world. Trouble is Trump just can't keep his pie hole shut.
@rebeccahopkins9522
@rebeccahopkins9522 4 года назад
“All the best people” 😂 he slipped that right in there🤣
@nikkibrookhart699
@nikkibrookhart699 4 года назад
Everyone around Trump is either is jail or being investigated by FBI. Lol
@rebeccahopkins9522
@rebeccahopkins9522 4 года назад
Nikki Brookhart 💯. It’s a circus side show of corruption and treason, lies and manipulations. This is a very dark time for America.
@thezenutz7289
@thezenutz7289 4 года назад
TRUMP 2020
@leonhardeuler6811
@leonhardeuler6811 4 года назад
@@thezenutz7289 no offense but it's kinda weird to endorse Trump when your a literal CLOWN (it's hard to take you seriously)
@eugenekupka1696
@eugenekupka1696 4 года назад
Don Jr should look in a mirror so he can see what a fool looks like !
@Sddg47
@Sddg47 4 года назад
Unlucky mirror. Whenever I hear Junior talk he sounds like a little punk trying to sound grown up - but instead sounding like a spoiled brat
@AussieAviator
@AussieAviator 4 года назад
Acting chief of staff was hired by a very stable genius with unmatched wisdom. Thank you for making impeachment this easy. " We do that all the time" LOL
@ft9704
@ft9704 4 года назад
Trumps Casting Couch Interview with the Acting Chief of Staff must have ended prematurely..
@redwoods7370
@redwoods7370 4 года назад
But it's OK. Mulvaney said "get over it." So everything is just fine, righty-right and okey-dokey. Thank heavens.
@DagobertX2
@DagobertX2 4 года назад
To be fair, and I am saying as someone who hopes trump will rot in jail, what the chief of staff said isn't a problem if the sentence would have been well constructed. I am pretty sure the "We do that all the time" means here that the U.S. negotiate with other countries. Like we give you X stuff you give Y stuff. For example it can be economical, or preserve peace somewhere. The source of the impeachment here is that trump using this for himself for a political advantage against a rival politician, dealing with a foreign country. That is where the criminal activity begins.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
I think they've just thrown defense out the window at this point.
@steverulien8042
@steverulien8042 4 года назад
WHAT is wrong with PENCE??? This guy is SOOOOOOOooooooo creepy.
@busoptr
@busoptr 4 года назад
He is a robot literally
@marksanchez2580
@marksanchez2580 4 года назад
You too
@rosshurst5630
@rosshurst5630 4 года назад
Any scenario involving "President Pence" isnt great.
@frankie1012
@frankie1012 4 года назад
Ross Hurst But better than this honestly.
@virgoqueen8950
@virgoqueen8950 4 года назад
@@frankie1012 NAH, PENCE IS JUST QUIET ABOUT HIS B.S. HE IS JUST AS BAD IF NOT WORST THAN TRUMP BECAUSE PENCE IS A REAL POLITICIAN SO HE KNOWS WHEN TO SHUT UP BUT HE IS STILL SNEAKY
@xy6845
@xy6845 4 года назад
What, u ever thought that MAGA thing was real? Newsflash there ain't actually a thing great in this administration.
@christophertan3195
@christophertan3195 4 года назад
He's in trouble as well
@zoidlrrr4633
@zoidlrrr4633 4 года назад
It doesn’t matter that pence is a garbage person. Is trump above the law? I personally hope not.
4 года назад
Unbelievable act of treason against kurdish allies who helped to defeat Isis.
@seriall1337
@seriall1337 4 года назад
@Rayray Rayray You're in deep denial. The truth is right there in front of you, and you refuse to see it.
4 года назад
@Rayray Rayray There is no deep state, that's fantasy politics out of the trump universe.
@dmwallacenz
@dmwallacenz 4 года назад
It was always going to happen. Trump does a lot of business in Turkey - hotels all over the place. He was always going to roll over and give Erdoğan anything he wanted. US foreign policy for the last three years has been dictated by which countries do the most business with the Trump Organisation.
@seriall1337
@seriall1337 4 года назад
@Rayray Rayray The People are sick of people like you too.
@seriall1337
@seriall1337 4 года назад
@Rayray Rayray people are sick of folks like you getting brainwashed by your conservative mainstream media. The truth will come out.
@leetraviusmckay314
@leetraviusmckay314 4 года назад
"he is in a deep basket of fried pickles right now"
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 4 года назад
Physically remove him.
@dandv428
@dandv428 4 года назад
“Give me back my glove”🤣🤣🤣 “his greasy little son.. defending daddy”💀 I love these insults!
@jam1870utube
@jam1870utube 4 года назад
"Where is the server. We needto see the server." Lol. Where your taxes, Trump? We need to see your taxes.
@chrisw1953
@chrisw1953 4 года назад
Why..let's c yours!..
@jam1870utube
@jam1870utube 4 года назад
@@chrisw1953I'm not the one running for office, dipshit.
@sandytaylor3404
@sandytaylor3404 4 года назад
Dumb, he doesn't know what a server is, but I know more about technology than anyone.
@yanxiqpoof7368
@yanxiqpoof7368 4 года назад
We need to see Obama's birth certificate and all his grades. Whoops you voted a UK African Putin spy. " I will nuke New York" Obozo da clown claims
@marilynsimmons7173
@marilynsimmons7173 4 года назад
People would like to see the server YOU hide YOUR phone calls on!
@homerdrumpf4877
@homerdrumpf4877 4 года назад
My boss: late again! Me: shut up and Get over it.
@Lafever1883
@Lafever1883 4 года назад
That's what i don't get. We are his boss not the other way around. He works for us. If I told my boss yea sorry i did not do that report you wanted get over it or yea i stole from petty cash good luck getting it back . I would be without a job and on my way to jail. We want to see his taxes. We want to know what he promised to Putin ,we want to know why he forced the us to leave the Kurds to die . Trump does not get to say when or if we get to see or know these things We do!
@skbwolverine
@skbwolverine 4 года назад
@@Lafever1883 But see, that's where you're wrong. According to the 'stable genius', he's the President and can do whatever he wants. Covfefe?
@UTU49
@UTU49 4 года назад
@@skbwolverine When he said he was a "stable genius", maybe he meant that he was an expert on barn stalls for horses?
@Patryc
@Patryc 4 года назад
“Thanks to the genius of Donald Trump the United States military is now bombing itself” 😂😂
@danlee4334
@danlee4334 4 года назад
Trump said he was gonna clean the swamp, and turns out HE is the swamp.
@stampandscrap7494
@stampandscrap7494 4 года назад
Trump wanted to clean out the swamp so him and his mates could show you hes the greatest wallower in any swamp. People tell him no 9ne 7s a greater wallower. In fact they say "Sir you are doing the best wallowing. Sir you really are showing them how its done."
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 4 года назад
He's building his newest hotel in the swamp
@jerrylanglois7892
@jerrylanglois7892 4 года назад
Yes, he's the water moccasin.
@krusader85
@krusader85 4 года назад
Junior looked like he unclogged a shower drain with his face
@wintercame
@wintercame 4 года назад
OMG ROFL!!
@stukkak1976
@stukkak1976 4 года назад
The most accurate description ever. Lmao
@rebeccahopkins9522
@rebeccahopkins9522 4 года назад
Ze 🤣🤣
@JMC786
@JMC786 4 года назад
The Trump administration is a total clown show
@judgedodd3983
@judgedodd3983 4 года назад
But still way, way better than Hillary Clinton`s administration would have been!
@gruntnick
@gruntnick 4 года назад
What Administration? They’re either quitting or in prison.
@pica8039
@pica8039 4 года назад
Thanks, Jimmy!!! You Killed it AGAIN!!!!
@UnionWarrior
@UnionWarrior 4 года назад
"Yeah we committed treason, get over it!"
@arjanstam78
@arjanstam78 4 года назад
"We do it all the time"...
@gaildestiny4448
@gaildestiny4448 4 года назад
How did we commit treason???
@dontmisunderstand6041
@dontmisunderstand6041 4 года назад
Treason is oddly specific, as defined by the Constitution. It requires an *overtly* traitorous act with two or more direct eyewitnesses. Even an attempt at being sneaky about it means it's not treason. It's an example of a law that made some sense when created, but translated extremely poorly to our modern world. Particularly when you consider the disturbing trend toward following the letter of the law over the spirit of the law.
@UnionWarrior
@UnionWarrior 4 года назад
@@dontmisunderstand6041 the overtly treasonous act has already been committed, it is just a matter of the justice system working it out. And by the way... WOW. There is no "spirit of the law" it is only THE LAW, cult much?. Following it to the letter no exceptions is what a civilized nation is about and what makes a country a beacon of democracy. No matter how much articulate wishful thinking you may utter, the law is final. And as it stands, by the letter of the constitution, treason is right term for he actions of this current cabinet
@dmblum1
@dmblum1 4 года назад
The funny thing about this one is - you could put a "server" in front of Donald Trump, and he wouldn't in a million years know what the **** it was. Or what it does or how it works.
@Gigi-oc5kc
@Gigi-oc5kc 4 года назад
They look like two ppl on a first date that realised after ordering an expensive meal, that they are related 😂
@virgoqueen8950
@virgoqueen8950 4 года назад
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@manifestationofgod1379
@manifestationofgod1379 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@Valentinathevamp
@Valentinathevamp 4 года назад
Gigi Schiller 🤣
@Gigi-oc5kc
@Gigi-oc5kc 4 года назад
Virgo Queen 😁
@Gigi-oc5kc
@Gigi-oc5kc 4 года назад
HizMusic 😁
@50zcarsman
@50zcarsman 4 года назад
Trump thinks quid pro quo is whatever replaced MSG as an ingredient in Chinese take-out. "No quid pro quo! No quid pro quo! But I do want some extra duck sauce..."
@GodWeenSatan
@GodWeenSatan 4 года назад
He only eats fast food hamberders remember
@cocomo5973
@cocomo5973 4 года назад
He thinks Q.P.Q. is a get out of jail free card
@phameful.
@phameful. 4 года назад
"Whoever blinks first has to pull their troops out" 😂
@MaxHohenstaufen
@MaxHohenstaufen 4 года назад
Sounds like interrupted coitus
@DJTerrisMist
@DJTerrisMist 4 года назад
Trump at the dinner table was hilarious.
@apinychuang1624
@apinychuang1624 4 года назад
The White House: Washington, is by far my favourite Reality TV show
@TheCynicalOptimist88
@TheCynicalOptimist88 4 года назад
Yeah you wonder if some of it's fake, like they add in things to make it more dramatic and less boring...
@zurigonzalez6720
@zurigonzalez6720 4 года назад
Same!!
@zurigonzalez6720
@zurigonzalez6720 4 года назад
@@TheCynicalOptimist88 you think any of the old characters will come back this season like Sarah dingleberry sanders?
@whitewarrior4777
@whitewarrior4777 4 года назад
I do too but I need to stop watching. It gets addicting and it's a waste of time.
@NevadaBoss
@NevadaBoss 4 года назад
"Where's the server" cried FatNixon, sitting in a Hooters (very nice touch, Jimmy). Bigly funny.
@GOD-2024-
@GOD-2024- 4 года назад
What an embarrassing time for our country.
@Azrael_Garou
@Azrael_Garou 4 года назад
We've had good reason to be embarrassed for a lot longer than this.
@GOD-2024-
@GOD-2024- 4 года назад
Azrael I concur
@70s80s
@70s80s 4 года назад
Please don’t say, “President Pence”!
@TheRabidWolverine
@TheRabidWolverine 4 года назад
Not this close to the election.
@KenJamesJr
@KenJamesJr 4 года назад
He's gone too. His corruption is also evident.
@dme1016
@dme1016 4 года назад
Peon Pence secretly printed his President Pence (ugh!) cards long ago, hoping that Donnie Dickhead would be out before his one despicable, corrupt term is mercifully over. Weasel-faced, homophobe, Godboy Pence knows that's the only way he'll get that chair, bcuz he'll never win it in a fair election. He might get his wish - for a few months anyway.
@lindamealingnelson975
@lindamealingnelson975 4 года назад
70s80s I know that is just as bad
@CyberspacedLoner
@CyberspacedLoner 4 года назад
Vice President Sarah Palin ?!
@andrallorencyl6008
@andrallorencyl6008 4 года назад
I am still asking where is your tax returns?..i wanna see your tax returns, how the fbi cant find the tax returns?
@jerrylanglois7892
@jerrylanglois7892 4 года назад
They're still under audit, remember ?
@TheWitness1001
@TheWitness1001 4 года назад
2:30 This part about the server cracked me up to the point that I had tears in my eyes.
@erwin7371
@erwin7371 4 года назад
I need that laugh 😂 I love Jimmy Kimmel!! ❤️
@asherxtn
@asherxtn 4 года назад
It's just unbelievable
@JCTiggs1
@JCTiggs1 4 года назад
"SQUID. PRO. QUO. That's when I use the squid ink to sign my dinner cheque...then I PRO QUO that same squid into my belly. The perfect meal deal! JOBS!" - Donald Trump
@dianematlock7922
@dianematlock7922 4 года назад
Damn sure AIN'T No HAPPY MEAL...
@ericfenske4210
@ericfenske4210 4 года назад
he cares, but only about himself...not the country he swore to defend against people like himself
@ebbyc1817
@ebbyc1817 4 года назад
"when Ben Carson wakes up.."😂
@MrExEssex
@MrExEssex 4 года назад
3:00 I was going to say there's never been any PRESIDENT so mercilessly mocked and ridiculed as this one but on reflection I don't think I've seen any PERSON so mercilessly mocked and ridiculed as this one. He deserves all he gets and the mocked up scene in the diner is brilliant.
@manuelortiz3039
@manuelortiz3039 4 года назад
This all feels like a parks and recs episode.
@virgoqueen8950
@virgoqueen8950 4 года назад
OR HOGAN'S HEROES IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW ABOUT THAT SHOW .............SMH..........THIS IS SO UNREAL
@Itsdrax911
@Itsdrax911 4 года назад
Manuel Ortiz or maybe this is just a really long dream...that I can't seem to wake up from. Help?
@georgemccartney8906
@georgemccartney8906 4 года назад
1:42, that was the most aggressive audience laughter I've ever heard
@Zacyfarms22
@Zacyfarms22 4 года назад
this is a threat to our entire country. He literally can't stay or our safety will go down...
@onesandzeroes
@onesandzeroes 4 года назад
Will "I want to see the server" replace "Lock her up"?
@pfeiffdog0811
@pfeiffdog0811 4 года назад
What an absolute embarrassment and disaster the last 3 years have been.
@virgoqueen8950
@virgoqueen8950 4 года назад
NOT TO THE DELUSIONAL BUNCH
@kellyberry4173
@kellyberry4173 4 года назад
ABSOLUTELY. HORRIBLE. EMBARRASSING. HEARTBREAKING.
@kellyberry4173
@kellyberry4173 4 года назад
AND IF IT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH...NOW HES COVERED IN BLOOD!!!!
@Dziricani
@Dziricani 4 года назад
"A sewer cannot drain a swamp." - Mike Row, "Dirty Jobs"
@lisatalev
@lisatalev 4 года назад
Love it! You’re on fire, Kimmel. 🙌🏻
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 4 года назад
Good thing that Mike Pence didn’t take off all his clothes trying to camouflage himself with the chair!
@ninjagrape2416
@ninjagrape2416 4 года назад
Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : No, Trump is sitting on Pence’s lap there. You just can’t see him.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад
Did someone forget to set him to Wumbo again?
@NeoNxMizz
@NeoNxMizz 4 года назад
I could imagine that sarah joke bursting through the wall “oh yeah!”
@tomservo5007
@tomservo5007 4 года назад
what's the point of having laws and regulations when NO ONE is enforcing them?
@finnthehuman9426
@finnthehuman9426 4 года назад
I've always thought Kimmel was decent, but this monologue was incredible. Great job. 👍
@citythink
@citythink 4 года назад
I’m gonna start a lobby in Canada to boycott next year’s G7.
@venurm1286
@venurm1286 4 года назад
People: Mr Hannity, do you have any idea what irony is? Sean: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made of iron.
@Marlowekay
@Marlowekay 4 года назад
SNICKER, SNICKER, SNICKER.....
@janetmccauley2390
@janetmccauley2390 4 года назад
Now that's funny!
@invisibledooley
@invisibledooley 4 года назад
Ah, Blackadder.
@staomruel
@staomruel 4 года назад
Love me some Baldric.
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 4 года назад
Liberals have the best humor.
@jscorpio1987
@jscorpio1987 4 года назад
I freaking LOVE that edit of trump in a restaurant! That’s the hardest I’ve laughed since before he became president.
@ampent4204
@ampent4204 4 года назад
Watch from 2:26 and 3:00 OMG I peed my pants, "Wheres the server" classic!! Kimmel lol
@terencesims366
@terencesims366 4 года назад
Take notes America this is what happen when Republicans run the office and we people vote for a president based on racism and hate .., Good Job
@jimmyz7218
@jimmyz7218 4 года назад
Yeah, the prosperity as well as having an anti war President is really awful
@NoizeTank
@NoizeTank 4 года назад
Jimmy Z even if we’re assuming you’re right, the positives don’t outweigh the negatives
@lynnchotoocho9713
@lynnchotoocho9713 4 года назад
We the 3 million more people voted feminine ! f... the electoral college, not a good job.
@dnomyarnostaw
@dnomyarnostaw 4 года назад
@@jimmyz7218 Some one isn't watching the economic news. Manufacturing down forty percent. Yeah, plenty more jobs, everyone has to work two of them to survive.
@kingda117
@kingda117 4 года назад
@@jimmyz7218 "an anti war President " He surrendered American integrity, stature, democracy, independence without a murmur and constant genuflection to Putin, his hero.
@jupitermoongauge4055
@jupitermoongauge4055 4 года назад
Dogturd Jr looked like he was going to burst into tears. How will he survive prison ?
@Yves_Ka
@Yves_Ka 4 года назад
He wont be going to prison - he will be off to the Saudi Embassy in Istanbul
@marcuspayne9744
@marcuspayne9744 4 года назад
Folks, it will take years if not decades to repair the damage that Bonespurs has done to this country. It's bizarre and crazy what's happening in America right now. America, you're in a world of hurt.
@gaildestiny4448
@gaildestiny4448 4 года назад
What has Trump done that is bad for our country???
@iburkholder682
@iburkholder682 4 года назад
@@gaildestiny4448 You know you will never get a logical answer to that. You have to ask a question that's on their level.=)
@TheTrainStationinc
@TheTrainStationinc 4 года назад
Mike Pence looks like Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
@Vancev99x
@Vancev99x 4 года назад
I couldnt remember where id seen a face like that before lmao!!🤣😂
@pixpusha
@pixpusha 4 года назад
😁🤣😅😆
@theranter
@theranter 4 года назад
Don't insult Odo like that... Odo has vastly more personality and intelligence than Pence does.
@egalitarian1728
@egalitarian1728 4 года назад
You will be serving a prison term dear Donny. You will be the server.
@johnwheeler5916
@johnwheeler5916 4 года назад
Steven Shirra highly doubt it kid
@siddokis2945
@siddokis2945 4 года назад
Buns up and squealing! LOL!
@egalitarian1728
@egalitarian1728 4 года назад
@@johnwheeler5916 Me too but a boy can dream can't he.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 года назад
"His greasy little son..." Oh.. THAT greasy little son.. could'a gone either way.
@Itsdrax911
@Itsdrax911 4 года назад
krimpoo 😮
@user98xp
@user98xp 4 года назад
Grea-he-he-HEASY
@anthonysupplee858
@anthonysupplee858 4 года назад
Trump Saved America! Thank you Trump!
@jonathanconnor7920
@jonathanconnor7920 4 года назад
@@anthonysupplee858 History will tell a different story.
@pbrucpaul
@pbrucpaul 4 года назад
Donny Jr. is just a pretty pathetic offsping of Trump. He didn't talk to Daddy for a year, then became a Prodigal son, and started working for Daddy. Now he's just a dickhead trying to impress Daddy. Like Daddy, he doesn't know any better. How Sad, he'll never be his own Man. The other 2 kids are embarrassing Jerks, and thrown in Kushner while we're at it
@cocoaliveson3235
@cocoaliveson3235 4 года назад
Doral: the bedbugs are free.
@kevinan82
@kevinan82 4 года назад
This is how The House of Cards should play out.
@jopump9907
@jopump9907 4 года назад
Why are liberals so mentally retarded? They keep imagining stuff which will NEVER happen,
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 4 года назад
@@jopump9907 Says the genius who ends a sentence with a comma!
@dos4ever
@dos4ever 4 года назад
“When I took over, it was a mess. … One of our generals came in to see me and he said, ‘Sir, we don’t have ammunition.’ I said, ‘That’s a terrible thing you just said.’ He said, ‘We don’t have ammunition.’ Now we have more ammunition than we’ve ever had.” Gosh now we have so much we're blowing it up. Eyeroll
@RaspK
@RaspK 4 года назад
I can only imagine the general public's reaction if they were walked in, one after the other, into an actual server room. "Where's the server? I'd like to see the server." "Well, there it is." "Where!?" "There. Those things along the walls? Those are the server." [crickets]
@lbarbato6425
@lbarbato6425 4 года назад
I want to see the server 😂😂😂😂😂 oh my FGod, I don’t think Monty Python could have done better, well done, mixing the facts in such a hilarious way makes it all the more funny as fk.
@jplater9191
@jplater9191 4 года назад
He never cared about anything but himself to begin with.
@joshuapollock5239
@joshuapollock5239 4 года назад
JP Later that’s why we have the lowest black unemployment rate in history and an amazing economy right? Makes sense.
@supreme_jeff08z66
@supreme_jeff08z66 4 года назад
Hold up so why the foreign leaders CAN'T SAY NO,, TO STAY AT HIS HOTEL.. LIKE do they Havre to?
@kingda117
@kingda117 4 года назад
They want influence, profits and power. Why pay billions for apocalyptic weapons or argue your case for support on the facts, when you can bribe a corrupt American with a few million dollars.
@specialpatrolgroup92
@specialpatrolgroup92 4 года назад
If Mike and Donny blended into one being they would be Lesley Nielson in Scary Movie 3. "Ah good, the airforce is here, with those new round planes."
@dianematlock7922
@dianematlock7922 4 года назад
Damn that movie was an omen ...
@theultimatereductionist7592
@theultimatereductionist7592 4 года назад
3:03 GOD how I love Kimmel('s staff) for putting that bit in a Hooters.
@bisedwards6985
@bisedwards6985 4 года назад
Don Jr: How is it possible to have that much money and still look like a member of the poorest family in the trailer park?
@Sddg47
@Sddg47 4 года назад
He works at it. He just needs a BB gun and a dead bird to look, uh, manly. But my favorite is when he accuses Hunter Biden of trading on Joe's name. Huh ? What on earth would any of the Trump brood have achieved without daddy Warbucks ? And does anyone not understand how clearly Ivanka and her bros make money because they use daddy's name ? The Trump clan makes the Kardashians look talented.
@tcb1012
@tcb1012 4 года назад
@@Sddg47 So funny and true ;-)
@kingedwards9561
@kingedwards9561 4 года назад
Oh crap, lolololol
@Sddg47
@Sddg47 4 года назад
@@tcb1012 Thank you
@jrluna6909
@jrluna6909 4 года назад
Lmao
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