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Donald Trump Is Denying U.S. Intel And Reality 

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The President's rejection of U.S. intelligence speaks to his larger inability to accept reality.
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@MrPaulmorris7777
@MrPaulmorris7777 5 лет назад
Your President is so embarrassing!
@faceoff3315
@faceoff3315 5 лет назад
*Make America Great Again Impeach Donald J Trump*
@henryw4129
@henryw4129 5 лет назад
George Lewis, I urge all citizens of the U.S. to contact their Senators and Representatives and respectfully, but forcefully, ask them to immediately begin proceedings to impeach and remove Donald J. Trump from the presidency. The two felonies for which he has been named as an unindicted co-conspirator should serve as grounds for the impeachment. His actions have amply and effectively demonstrated that he is incompetent for the office. The eighteen or so investigations already underway into various allegations of his wrongdoing undoubtedly detract him from being anything close to an effective leader.
@debrabiderman4275
@debrabiderman4275 5 лет назад
The Emperor is not only naked he is stark raving mad.
@Aenarion28
@Aenarion28 5 лет назад
The most hilarious thing about his supporters is a group of them have called trump "The Emperor" and made memes of him as the Emperor from Warhammer 40K...despite the fact that he acts more like an inept planetary governor who would've moved heaven and earth to get off planet the moment a hostile force invaded.
@lafierechienne6921
@lafierechienne6921 5 лет назад
@@Aenarion28 He's an emperor,but a naked one.
@Aenarion28
@Aenarion28 5 лет назад
@@lafierechienne6921 tell me about it. To call trump The Emperor is Blasphemy
@chrismurray3224
@chrismurray3224 5 лет назад
His cell mate will be calling him “Peaches” !!
@lafierechienne6921
@lafierechienne6921 5 лет назад
Hahaha lmao!
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 5 лет назад
Yeah. If there's any justice in this world, Trump will be put in a tiny cell with a huge Hell's Angel called Bubba, up to his eyes in beard and tattoos. He'll be pinching Trump's bloated orange cheek going, "Yoo gotta perty mouth. Yoo mah liddle puppy nah!" Ugh.. Bloody hell! Scared myself a little there. 😬🤢
@vincentjoubert5514
@vincentjoubert5514 5 лет назад
And their sex will be called peachy Dory!!!!?
@chrismurray3224
@chrismurray3224 5 лет назад
Judi O'Regan Yeah, I’ve actually thought of trump’s future “husband” as “Bubba” !! Donnie boy is gonna love this guy !! About 280lb, with a-- cut here-- tattoo on his neck !!! Those cells look pretty cramped !! I hope trump likes it against the “wall” !! One thing we do know. Donnie’s gonna be in demand by all the “best people !! “Come on Mr President, it’s executive time “ 🥵 !!!
@chrismurray3224
@chrismurray3224 5 лет назад
Vincent Joubert 😂🤣 Maybe they’ll have him do a little of 🎶My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like, Its better than yours, Damn right its better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge🎶 🤢. Oh, god !! Now I have that image in my head !! 🤮
@1RungAtATime
@1RungAtATime 5 лет назад
He wasn't kidding when he said he loves the poorly educated.
@MrUmakemelaff
@MrUmakemelaff 5 лет назад
Well, we ALL know he loves only himself...so he's not lying.
@chuyozuna2398
@chuyozuna2398 5 лет назад
JohnnySixString lmfaooooooooooo
@JosephNordenbrockartistraction
I remember that rally. He said it twice with a salesman's open arms to make sure everyone in his powerful crowd size understood he meant it. Trump Trump Trump Trump......soooo presidential. We are all his toy now and yet, who's the one with the biggest red button ? Will someone please tackle that orange baboon throwing poop ? We've had our fun with him and this planet is not getting any cooler in reality ?
@eedleate
@eedleate 5 лет назад
With all that wealth, how did private education fail him so bigly? I was tempted to name my great Dane "Bigly".
@alpineglow8848
@alpineglow8848 5 лет назад
The voting stats confirm that the feeling's mutual. However, it's more than a little creepy when the dumb ones agree with his world view AND he considers himself a genius, stable or not. Is believing the Earth's Flat, Evolution's - "Just a Theory", and Climate Change is Nazi Propaganda, a stroke of pure genius on Tramp's part? (Independent of all of it being total BS?). The mind reels!
@elephant_888
@elephant_888 5 лет назад
The more I listen to Trump, the smarter George W. Bush seems in hindsight... and I find that fact very disconcerting!! Trump has simply taken stupid to new heights.
@imperatorm.e.l.5162
@imperatorm.e.l.5162 5 лет назад
Yep
@lorabetht9206
@lorabetht9206 5 лет назад
💯!
@semonerobinson8903
@semonerobinson8903 5 лет назад
Goodness it hurts
@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961
@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961 5 лет назад
*lows IMO
@kylenguyen7371
@kylenguyen7371 5 лет назад
George W. may not have been the smartest of our presidents, and I know I used to be very concerned for it. Credit is given where it is due, though; he's proven to be one of the most humble. For as much criticism as we can heap on Bush, he's by far a better human than Trump is proving to be.
@dHolbach77
@dHolbach77 5 лет назад
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." 1984, George Orwell
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 5 лет назад
We've always been at war with Eastasia.
@frowlinian8175
@frowlinian8175 5 лет назад
Honestly though, that's kind of good advice... your eyes and ears are often mistaken on their own, and when the airwaves get filled with nothing but lies and slander then the best thing to do is ignore it all. If people ignored their eyes and ears we never would have had trump in the first place, the people in 1984 wouldnt listen to the propaganda and maybe theyd be able to think for themselves. That's what the main character did iirc.
@BorisNoiseChannel
@BorisNoiseChannel 5 лет назад
. _"The state is gonna spy and keep files on each and everyone of you, indefinitely; where you go (licence plate registration on every freeway), what you buy, whom you talk to and what you're saying on the phone; what you mail and text about what to whom, when you turn on the heater at home (when you don't: you're either on vacation or plotting against the state in some unknown location, but, luckily we also got your cell phone records, telling us exactly where you are), cause we've just made all that totally okay, cause, well.... terrorists"_ ; George W Bush after 9/11 It's funny how the government only seems to get BIGGER (in spending, bureaucracy, spying on its own citizens etc. etc.) when the conservatives occupied the White House. (you know: cause they're supposedly all for a much SMALLER government)
@drogynturalyon9914
@drogynturalyon9914 5 лет назад
Describes the current democratic party to a T
@BorisNoiseChannel
@BorisNoiseChannel 5 лет назад
@@drogynturalyon9914 It ain't them, ignoring science and calling everything they don't like _fake news_ , my friend (not a democrat myself, but the above seems pretty obvious to me. In fact, the democratic party is so utterly uninspired nowadays that they're hardly saying anything, let alone tell the people to not believe their eyes)
@anc2242
@anc2242 5 лет назад
Elect a clown, expect a circus
@arjanstam78
@arjanstam78 5 лет назад
Elect a narcissistic sociopath and speed addict, expect a nightmare for a country that once was great; faster than you can say "bankrupt".
@arjanstam78
@arjanstam78 5 лет назад
@Dale Hauk Yeah, Pennydumb. His wise twin brother is the clown.
@DeWellstein
@DeWellstein 5 лет назад
Trump is a symptom.
@elizabethhunley4020
@elizabethhunley4020 5 лет назад
Nah, circuses are organized to a T, if this country was run like a circus we'd be pretty ok
@davidlessard3741
@davidlessard3741 4 года назад
I love this!
@jlsc4125
@jlsc4125 5 лет назад
So, he wants a wall, but it's being built, but he's sending troops because there's no wall...but the wall is being built.
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 лет назад
@darknightoftroy He would tell you that Shrodinger has a very fine cat. A lovely cat, really. He's seen it many, many times.😏
@snoopz2
@snoopz2 5 лет назад
jl sc he is coo coo for coco pops, he really should be in an institution.
@MrBswede
@MrBswede 5 лет назад
Those big, scary caravans keep coming to the border where there is..... you guessed it...... a wall that’s already there.
@ainumahtar
@ainumahtar 5 лет назад
The thing is that Faux news and the even crazier places like Alex Jones & the like cut and paste these kinds of things to seem reasonable. Kind of like the news outlets on the other side cut and paste to make him look even less sane than he is. If you look at the whole though he's still inconsistent, dangerous and insane, but yeah. Both sides amplify the shit out of everything.
@joshsanchez4342
@joshsanchez4342 5 лет назад
Trump Derangement Syndrome is true. Im starting to feel like i am deranged every time i listen to him while he opens and runs his alternatively ‘fact-stater’ hole!
@Chris-filosifer64
@Chris-filosifer64 5 лет назад
“Call it whatever you want”... Okay, 🎶 Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off 🎶
@BK-se6yh
@BK-se6yh 5 лет назад
Chris filosifer good one!!
@armyvet8978
@armyvet8978 4 года назад
Should'nt be spending a dime on a wall that WON'T WORK!!!!!!! 40% of illeagal immigrants get here by air.
@xtcfucker
@xtcfucker 5 лет назад
He's spiralling out of control. This could get very dangerous.
@mariahunter9882
@mariahunter9882 5 лет назад
I believe it's already very dangerous.
@avramnovorra
@avramnovorra 5 лет назад
Understatement of the year, or more accurately, understatement of the past 2 years and counting, this is scarier than any horror movie, enough said..
@jpblack2148
@jpblack2148 5 лет назад
Because having a mentally ill delusional narcissist in office isn't already?
@roodick85
@roodick85 5 лет назад
We're already in deep shit for years to come
@miyuru07
@miyuru07 5 лет назад
You all are on Meth
@imnotgivingmynametoamachine683
Is this actually happening? Surely this is just some drug fueled nightmare.
@transact69
@transact69 5 лет назад
If it is, it's the mother of all bad trips. Which don't get me wrong, if it is, I'll take it over the alternative.
@rustcohle6746
@rustcohle6746 5 лет назад
You're in a simulation
@roodick85
@roodick85 5 лет назад
I surely hope those chemtrails are real and put us in a nightmare..some say dream-like state. THIS IS NOT NORMAL!
@shakiragilchrist1541
@shakiragilchrist1541 5 лет назад
I'm the 101st like
@chattycathy8089
@chattycathy8089 5 лет назад
I feel like I'm on acid and I don't even know what that's like!!!
@rickdavis3593
@rickdavis3593 5 лет назад
Explaining facts to Trump and his supporters, is like........talking to a wall.
@MikeBrown-ex9nh
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 5 лет назад
@@maxwellclemens5684 Then try using real facts for a change instead of right wing alternative " facts" .
@rickdavis3593
@rickdavis3593 5 лет назад
@@maxwellclemens5684 You don't really get this whole rebuttal thing, do you Max?
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 5 лет назад
Rick Davis - Hahahahaha! So darned TRUE! 😅👍
@MikeBrown-ex9nh
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 5 лет назад
@@maxwellclemens5684 That's ok, Max. Once you finish fourth grade maybe you'll understand.
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 5 лет назад
@@maxwellclemens5684 The term "alternative facts" actually came from a right-wing idiot, Kellyanne Conway. The ridiculous phrase "truth isn't always truth" came out of Rudy Giuliani's hypercrazy piehole. These are just a couple (of many) actual demos of how Trump supporters try to change facts, rewrite history, & blatantly lie to the American people. It is off-the-wall appalling.
@NiecieSavo
@NiecieSavo 5 лет назад
Syphilis is a scary thing.
@jacquesblaque7728
@jacquesblaque7728 5 лет назад
Ya thinking little-donnie's getting into tertiary phase of syph?
@becca5501
@becca5501 5 лет назад
At first, it was funny. But as time goes by, it's actually painful to see a US president acting like this.
@arjanstam78
@arjanstam78 5 лет назад
What about it is downright scary.
@emmapism
@emmapism 5 лет назад
He accomplished the military?? Oh America. This makes me very sad. Brought so low.
@biaedwards4025
@biaedwards4025 5 лет назад
Totally insane: dementia + narcissism + extreme meanness is a wicked combination.
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 5 лет назад
it's actually so severe that psychology has a name for it: malignant narcissism
@carolinemorphis6363
@carolinemorphis6363 4 года назад
Thank you
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 3 года назад
+flat out stupidity
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 3 года назад
@@666Tomato666 shit that is actually Trump in a nutshell with that definition
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 5 лет назад
Even Jon is speechless... Wow.
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 5 лет назад
Jon’s face was a picture!
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 5 лет назад
Lies, doubletalk, doublespeak, gaslighting... yup, this is definitely a Trump presidency.
@andreafox9137
@andreafox9137 5 лет назад
Fox News: 2 Minutes Hate; all day, everyday.
@kayanclarke5216
@kayanclarke5216 5 лет назад
“I made some oopsies. Now send in the troopsies.” More frightening than funny.
@Metonymy1979
@Metonymy1979 5 лет назад
Okay. I thought he was stupid, then insane but now... he's a full blown Maniac
@travellingcanuck8243
@travellingcanuck8243 5 лет назад
lol, Love your avatar, love Red Dwarf.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
Wonderful. We have a madman in control of nuclear weapons. Oh gods help us!
@dianaechevarria80
@dianaechevarria80 5 лет назад
🤣😂
@randomsandwichian
@randomsandwichian 5 лет назад
Nah, just a imbecilic nincompoop
@wirelessg2010
@wirelessg2010 5 лет назад
Lol....too funny😁😂🤣
@snacktime2497
@snacktime2497 5 лет назад
Donald Trump: Time will prove me right, probably. No. No, it won't.
@sprybug
@sprybug 5 лет назад
Anybody who knows anything about history, already knows it won't.
@FerrickAnima
@FerrickAnima 5 лет назад
Cadet Bonespurs lil hands: "Time will prove me right" Narrator: It didn't Directed by Robert B. Weide
@chronobretz9511
@chronobretz9511 5 лет назад
@@FerrickAnima narrated by morgan Freeman
@EvilFookaire
@EvilFookaire 5 лет назад
He should test his "time will prove me right"-theory with a burning candle and his nasty shrivelled scrotum... everyone else knows the candle will set that dried-out little raisin-bag on fire, so naturally he will insist that he can't burn. So, he will squat over the flame, and we'll soon enough find out if "time will prove him right".
@thejack0fhearts43
@thejack0fhearts43 5 лет назад
“Probably” is really not something any sane person wants to hear from a president.
@andreahood9465
@andreahood9465 5 лет назад
I could have lived happily without hearing Trump share his weird Pelosi fantasies. TMI
@harrier1830
@harrier1830 3 года назад
@Ozzy Sprague that was just weird man😂
@iambarnowl
@iambarnowl 5 лет назад
He's borderline incoherent. Makes half the shit he says up. Contradicts that half within a week at the latest. And people still love him. I've lost so much faith in this country and the people in it these last 2 years, I don't know if I'll ever get it back.
@nickymarch2914
@nickymarch2914 5 лет назад
Barnowl Hoots You summed up my feelings perfectly 😕😔
@robbiejenkins3270
@robbiejenkins3270 5 лет назад
Disinformation is necessary. Look closer. Our government is more than half corrupt and Trump knows all. He has the Clinton Servers and all . He knows about child trafficking,murders,tax payers money theft and racketing and money laundering. Wake up! Don't believe me?! Look up sealed indictments. Trump got that done..wake up.
@arjanstam78
@arjanstam78 5 лет назад
"Borderline incoherent"?! I'd say he's completely lost in Adderallala Looneyland.
@drogynturalyon9914
@drogynturalyon9914 5 лет назад
Mexico has an open border go south and be with others who share your opinion. Wait out the next 6 years if Trumps Presidsency.
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 3 года назад
Me too. This entire country's identity is built on blind faithfulness and egotistical pride and I do not endorse such behaviors.
@Echosinfireify
@Echosinfireify 5 лет назад
Colbert and bourbon are getting me through this administration
@i___________i8472
@i___________i8472 5 лет назад
Madden Stewart Same.
@MrAhmedalfares
@MrAhmedalfares 5 лет назад
Madden Stewart Hang in there One day you’ll make it through, baby
@krvys7226
@krvys7226 5 лет назад
That's a lot of bourbon
@IMSiegfried
@IMSiegfried 5 лет назад
jagermeister for me.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 5 лет назад
Me to-... wait, what day is it again? Thursday? Yup, bourbon.
@kimjongfun5427
@kimjongfun5427 5 лет назад
"What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening." "The truth isn't truth." "Collusion isn't a crime." ...........Welcome to '1984' everyone!
@ritacampbell3833
@ritacampbell3833 5 лет назад
Kim Jong Fun the name for that is gaslighting.
@robertdavis4192
@robertdavis4192 5 лет назад
Kim Jong Fun, im going to model a sex doll on your thumbnail
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 5 лет назад
But we've always been at war with Eastasia.
@dragon1130
@dragon1130 5 лет назад
The difference is almost nobody believes the "facts" this fascist leader is spouting besides himself.
@maxlehman9735
@maxlehman9735 5 лет назад
holy shit dude, it's actually happening. Rejecting the facts only to substitute their "alternative facts".
@GiratinaofFury
@GiratinaofFury 5 лет назад
If Mueller cannot drag the president out kicking and screaming, we need to send qualified doctors in to do it. The man is broken in the head, really badly.
@brianallwood1330
@brianallwood1330 5 лет назад
At first it was amusing but after 2 years the humour of watching this demented, deranged, petulant man child has faded. The damage he is doing to the world is intolerable..
@utkarshg.bharti9714
@utkarshg.bharti9714 5 лет назад
Actually, he's blurring the lines between allies and enemies. Right now, none of us really know what to do with your president. I honestly feel sad for your State Department officers who have to be on a firefighting mode 24x7.
@Chief2Moon
@Chief2Moon 4 года назад
Brian Allwood I was sickened after 6 months!.
@Chief2Moon
@Chief2Moon 4 года назад
Summit X I asked myself& others watching him campaign if he was TRYING to lose, by the stupid shit he said. Who knew we had so many idiots in the country?
@ricochet4674
@ricochet4674 3 года назад
If we had a competent president we could've dealt with the coronavirus like we did with ebola and kept it in the continent so it didn't turn into a pandemic and we could work on it from a distance. Don't know if that was possible with this disease but if he wasn't president we would've done fucking something!
@whiteowl4097
@whiteowl4097 5 лет назад
Give the nut bag his walls, and make them padded.
@janethayes5941
@janethayes5941 5 лет назад
Lol! You said it best!👏👏👏
@SarahG419
@SarahG419 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@DarkReturns1
@DarkReturns1 5 лет назад
Bravo sir, bravo 👏👏
@larrypanus2385
@larrypanus2385 5 лет назад
Excuse me. Vote Trump in next the election. Thank USA for you!
@13times1
@13times1 5 лет назад
@@larrypanus2385Would you mind trying again in English?
@kaivickers166
@kaivickers166 5 лет назад
So Lincoln had the Gettysburg Address, JFK asked what you could do for your country, Reagan said to tear down a wall...and Trump said to put the wall up and name it peaches. Absolute consistency.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 лет назад
"a brain" 🙄
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 5 лет назад
Yes, consistently stupid.
@tmseh
@tmseh 5 лет назад
Trump is very good at building things and not paying for them.
@olivetti1381
@olivetti1381 5 лет назад
7:33 Omg -- Jon Batiste found his comedy mojo.
@CornishCreamtea07
@CornishCreamtea07 5 лет назад
So the Wall is like Schrodinger's cat, it's built and at the same time not built.
@nelsonclub7722
@nelsonclub7722 5 лет назад
Clever clogs.
@andrewtodaro2874
@andrewtodaro2874 5 лет назад
It just shows Trump is full of shit!
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 5 лет назад
It's like the invisible boy from the super hero spoof movie "Mystery Men" - he can only become invisible if no one is looking at him. The wall exists until you try to observe it.
@DaveGIS123
@DaveGIS123 5 лет назад
Was the cat's name Peaches?
@carlossibrian1053
@carlossibrian1053 5 лет назад
It's neither. Not until you take a look at it. Only then you will know.
@habkenubai8200
@habkenubai8200 5 лет назад
The way people stand around him and smile like lunatics is frightening. He's like a supreme leader.
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 5 лет назад
They know he's going to take all the media attention, so they can do whatever they want with no scrutiny. He's their useful idiot.
@sexretsoxiety4031
@sexretsoxiety4031 5 лет назад
😜
@hereticpariah6_66
@hereticpariah6_66 5 лет назад
Pences' adoring gaze (at trumpet) 'bout makes me wanna puke.
@gmoney2103
@gmoney2103 5 лет назад
@@maxwellclemens5684 you're American? Americo Vespucci?
@charlescascales647
@charlescascales647 5 лет назад
@@maxwellclemens5684 we all love America. That's why it's important to understand that Donald J Trump is a terribly dangerous and ignorant person to our country and the world.
@serafinnieves9247
@serafinnieves9247 5 лет назад
I've been waiting two years for the government to announce live on National broadcast," April Fools Day!"
@timothysweezey1291
@timothysweezey1291 5 лет назад
Anyone who still supports Trump is clinically insane
@Dj-uz6ot
@Dj-uz6ot 5 лет назад
Amen
@thomaspowell2612
@thomaspowell2612 5 лет назад
I'm not a supporter of his but stastically he has not done as awful a job as the media continue to perpetuate not every trump supporter is dumb
@rockingv
@rockingv 5 лет назад
@@thomaspowell2612 So for an (at best) mediocre national performance ; you're willing to put up with this man who lies uncontrollably but not consistently, who without doubt has colluded with the Russians to the detriment of the USA. Who has not filed his tax returns as he expected to do. If that's your standard for POTUS then I'm sorry but in my eyes ......That's dumb.
@thomaspowell2612
@thomaspowell2612 5 лет назад
@@rockingv well thats all opinionated once again I do not support him I just believe he cops unnecessary hate yes he does say and do some dumb things but he also does good as well which is not really accounted for by the media and with the Russia situation you can not definitively prove that they did interfere and rig the election provide me some concrete evidence that they made trump win
@marcoferrer9652
@marcoferrer9652 5 лет назад
@AndyXP EVERYTHING.
@Dave-bo8ry
@Dave-bo8ry 5 лет назад
He left out the best part of Trump's rant, where Trump said he had stopped taking intelligence briefs and that he could do the job without any intelligence.
@1959aak
@1959aak 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hunterbooth8319
@hunterbooth8319 5 лет назад
Love your "pun" on "... do the job without any intelligence." Yep! Spot on! 😎
@Jestrath
@Jestrath 5 лет назад
Seems like one of the truest things he has ever said lol.
@ingridwheeler3180
@ingridwheeler3180 5 лет назад
He''s proved that since day one.
@amazed66
@amazed66 5 лет назад
Trump probably thinks intelligence briefs refers to the slot hole design to pee from.
@elcarto22
@elcarto22 5 лет назад
I would just die if Pelosi would come out, with a straight face, and say 'NO money for Peaches!'
@sandyhdez6460
@sandyhdez6460 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@lafierechienne6921
@lafierechienne6921 5 лет назад
Lmao!
@sircouthcooch3881
@sircouthcooch3881 5 лет назад
You know what would have been just as funny. If she would have handed out little peach snack during the hour long State of the Union.
@drogynturalyon9914
@drogynturalyon9914 5 лет назад
I you would actually. I would pay her to say it.
@MeatisMagic256
@MeatisMagic256 5 лет назад
"I accomplished the military" Sounds like when a Japanese game is poorly translated.
@l.p.5900
@l.p.5900 5 лет назад
sadly true
@meganteresa6204
@meganteresa6204 4 года назад
Ha
@jbodden6977
@jbodden6977 4 года назад
all your base are now belong us...
@drewstaser9726
@drewstaser9726 3 года назад
Do we not have an military though?
@skelitonking117
@skelitonking117 5 лет назад
Our Clan Chief Stephen Cold-Bear delivers savage blows once more.
@TheWheelchairGuy
@TheWheelchairGuy 5 лет назад
Who is paying for the wall? Mexico Mexic Mexi Mex Me
@wazgod6306
@wazgod6306 5 лет назад
Top form sir 😟
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
us now apparently lol.
@Kevin-jn8lq
@Kevin-jn8lq 5 лет назад
Nozy Tutor genius
@Branfrazier
@Branfrazier 5 лет назад
clever
@timm5362
@timm5362 5 лет назад
Who knows how to copy paste? Mexico Mexic .....
@hellojari07
@hellojari07 5 лет назад
insanity at its best
@patriayvida4209
@patriayvida4209 5 лет назад
I've just subscribed to your channel baby! Have a good day!
@veecee3669
@veecee3669 5 лет назад
Damn, Colbert, you had me howling with laughter. Excellent!
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 5 лет назад
“We’re well on our way to denuclearization.” Yup, and he just pulled us out of a nuclear arms limitation agreement that was 30 yrs old.
@chattycathy8089
@chattycathy8089 5 лет назад
Just what the Russians wanted!!!
@isuckatgaming7225
@isuckatgaming7225 5 лет назад
I am not in US, but i'm a fan the show and i have to say the more i watch or read about Trump... The more he appears to the rest of the world as a totally insane person, even if you know very little about psychology, you can clearly the guy has issues...
@affenket
@affenket 5 лет назад
I suck at Gaming - I can only speak to my experience in Australia but everyone here could see he was a mentally challenged psychopath from the earliest days of the campaign and with every passing day it only gets sadder and sadder
@AmbyJeans
@AmbyJeans 5 лет назад
affenket I can remember being 4 and seeing his face on a magazine and he gave me the creeps back then. He just looks like there's something wrong with him. He's dead behind the eyes.
@aj_sa1515
@aj_sa1515 5 лет назад
Also he is THE issue here!
@karriebelle49
@karriebelle49 5 лет назад
I suck at Gaming I'm not in the US either but watched him since the early 1980s it was clear he was a self entitled unhinged crook who no one has ever said no to. And he's just got worse with age . Both my parents had/have Alzhiemers and they are not like this. He's pure evil enjoying creating chaos and division.
@bjornsantens9030
@bjornsantens9030 5 лет назад
Well I'm not in the US...looking at it from Belgium I say. WTF AMERICA WTF...UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE It's now become virtually impossible to lie more then he's doing now, every single word he says is the opposite off the truth. I mean waaaaaaw (but in a bad way). They should play this clip alone on a big screen in every town in a loop until a deniers are cured. I hear American media say only 37% supports him and I say...WHAT!!! ALMOST 4/10 BELIEVES HIM STILLL...COME ON, HE CAN'T BE MORE DISHONEST THEN HE CURRENTLY IS...
@Stolkmen
@Stolkmen 5 лет назад
the only thing I want to hear about trump and peach is that he is imPEACHed. Nuff said...
@henryw4129
@henryw4129 5 лет назад
Stolkmen, I urge all citizens of the U.S. to contact their Senators and Representatives and respectfully, but forcefully, ask them to immediately begin proceedings to impeach and remove Donald J. Trump from the presidency. The two felonies for which he has been named as an unindicted co-conspirator should serve as grounds for the impeachment. His actions have amply and effectively demonstrated that he is incompetent for the office. The eighteen or so investigations already underway into various allegations of his wrongdoing undoubtedly detract him from being anything close to an effective leader.
@blue5d09
@blue5d09 5 лет назад
"Peach"? Rhymes with 'IMPEACH' lol
@thanksforanotherbadhaircut1211
Stephen Colbert...you are a bonafide national treasure!
@romeomargot-picquendar1281
@romeomargot-picquendar1281 5 лет назад
"We're going to build a giant peach and James is going to pay for it"
@jbusa6630
@jbusa6630 5 лет назад
@The Doomsday Channel shit if that was today, ice would put him in a cage
@fanofjesus2414
@fanofjesus2414 5 лет назад
You’re so clever! OMG
@blkcatzette
@blkcatzette 5 лет назад
Rpicquendar Tyui 😆
@aussiepie246
@aussiepie246 5 лет назад
If this was real life, crazy grandpa would have been put in a home years ago.
@cortez_d3352
@cortez_d3352 5 лет назад
Aussie Pie 🤣🤣🤣
@intemister
@intemister 5 лет назад
Shocker - it is real life...
@nancywilliams918
@nancywilliams918 5 лет назад
Lol to infinity and beyond...Now that was funny
@LoverOfBellies
@LoverOfBellies 5 лет назад
This is me talking on the 18th March 2019; how is this confused, incoherent, rambling old man still in power & so well supported/admired?!
@joeant9038
@joeant9038 5 лет назад
Jon’s look at peach was priceless.
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 5 лет назад
"Some wud say that Donald is denying reality in the level of clinical insane. Others... wud say that too." LOL!🤣😅
@daveroberts6884
@daveroberts6884 5 лет назад
Wow a negotiator who uses threats to strike a deal. This is not a political solution this is a dictatorship.
@jackson_stallings
@jackson_stallings 5 лет назад
Haha dictatorship says the one who’s probably for socialism
@Catergory5Hurricane
@Catergory5Hurricane 5 лет назад
@@jackson_stallings Lol, says the Trumpeter who supports Trump's collusion with Saudi dictators & who openly threatened to invoke "national emergencies" (martial law) in order to build his border wall, in violation of Posse-Commitatus Act of the US Constitution, and who supports a Venezuelan military coup in violation of the War Powers Resolution Act. Even John Bolton, Trump's national security advisor, admitted that Trump/Pence's support for Marduro's ouster was all about getting at that Venezuelan oil reserves. But go ahead, keep blaming socialism, since that's the only thing you're good at.
@kitpalmer1583
@kitpalmer1583 5 лет назад
@@jackson_stallings derpy derrr
@timages
@timages 5 лет назад
you asshole@@jackson_stallings
@sbbs3534
@sbbs3534 5 лет назад
@@jackson_stallings yep democratic socialism for the win!
@rayhaanahmed1139
@rayhaanahmed1139 5 лет назад
I want to call the wall ‘chicken nuggets’
@carolynmcmickle9742
@carolynmcmickle9742 2 года назад
Mid pandemic December 20 21, here I am watching all the Colbert shows just to laugh every day for therapy. Unbelievable how prophetic and incredibly hilarious this man and his team are. Cheers and love to you all, I don’t know how I would get through without you.
@mrde0mrsai
@mrde0mrsai 5 лет назад
“Peach” is part of “impeach.” When he said “peach,” what was on his mind, “impeach?” Can’t help but wonder.
@aliciatrottier3724
@aliciatrottier3724 5 лет назад
It is far more probable that what was on his mind was an exotic dancer or porn star.. baha
@donaldswamp2501
@donaldswamp2501 5 лет назад
Cobbler
@deborahmulkey1627
@deborahmulkey1627 5 лет назад
Is it code to Vlad for ..I'm ready for more orders, master...??
@donnavorce8856
@donnavorce8856 5 лет назад
I'm glad you noticed that too.
@blue5d09
@blue5d09 5 лет назад
I was a bit surprised Colbert didn't seem to pick up on that
@leobabe72
@leobabe72 5 лет назад
A few side effects of snorted Adderall: anxiety, agitation, hallucinations and delusions.
@UsenameTakenWasTaken
@UsenameTakenWasTaken 5 лет назад
That's why you put it in your coffee. Trade the hallucinations for heart palpitations.
@tankgirlspetdragon9225
@tankgirlspetdragon9225 5 лет назад
🍄rump needs to stop Smocking the Cofefe or he is gunna OD on Hamberders...
@alexdasliebe5391
@alexdasliebe5391 5 лет назад
Mistaking the film Sicario for reality falls under “hallucinations” or “delusions” ?
@leobabe72
@leobabe72 5 лет назад
Don't forget his most grand delusion of all...he thinks he's making America great...AGAIN.
@amandawyllis9826
@amandawyllis9826 5 лет назад
I've smoked a lot of strong ass weed that's made me down right stupid but it's never made me this stupid! Jesus!
@jaimequinones3852
@jaimequinones3852 5 лет назад
The old strategy, “create an outside enemy, and the fools will follow you”.
@AA-qt1hi
@AA-qt1hi 5 лет назад
"Build the peach! Build the peach!"James would be so proud!
@shikhar.awasthi
@shikhar.awasthi 5 лет назад
I'm not from USA but even I feel depressed watching this!
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 5 лет назад
We'll work our way out of it, but thanks for the empathy.
@shikhar.awasthi
@shikhar.awasthi 5 лет назад
@@ValerieJNorse hopefully you don't have to wait till 2020. Best wishes!
@SarahG419
@SarahG419 5 лет назад
Colbert.. I ❤ your impersonations of Trump! We need as much comic relief as we can get with this catastrophic "President".
@Mcmatthew99
@Mcmatthew99 5 лет назад
"Are you calling me a liar?!" "I ain't calling you a fact-stater!"
@DanBonRP
@DanBonRP 5 лет назад
i get pissed every time i see him behind that desk
@jasonmoser8957
@jasonmoser8957 5 лет назад
Colbert is the best and skewering Trump - these are epic
@nraketh
@nraketh 5 лет назад
Trump makes it too easy.
@johnnywhite58
@johnnywhite58 5 лет назад
he is and event though I like John oliver Steve deserves an Emmy
@coltonreeder56
@coltonreeder56 5 лет назад
I think Jim Jeffries could do a hellish number, but he's trying to avoid bringing him up because he's too easy.
@kpophalmeoni5429
@kpophalmeoni5429 5 лет назад
" If you don't give me my wall with my name on it" I will destroy this country!!!!!
@semonerobinson8903
@semonerobinson8903 5 лет назад
People need to get this
@galaxylight777
@galaxylight777 5 лет назад
"-Name it Peaches." -Trump 2019
@LarsCT
@LarsCT 5 лет назад
It's time they build that wall - I need something to bang my head against.
@nrx8684
@nrx8684 5 лет назад
I love Stephen Colbert, he is brilliant 😀😀
@hanan6193
@hanan6193 5 лет назад
How on earth did he became president🤦🏻‍♀️
@Smingleflorp
@Smingleflorp 5 лет назад
If there is one thing we can all learn from this, it is to NEVER underestimate the number of dipshits in America.
@Ash-se6gh
@Ash-se6gh 5 лет назад
Bill Morris this ^
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
There are a lot of very stupid people in this country.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад
The old fashioned way : lots of lies.
@whiteowl4097
@whiteowl4097 5 лет назад
Hanan all Americans are thinking the same thing right now.
@MrDan11422
@MrDan11422 Месяц назад
Love watching this 5 years in the future.
@sarahhbuchanan
@sarahhbuchanan 5 лет назад
Stephen's face reaction after he says "fact stater" has me in tears hahahah
@susanne5803
@susanne5803 5 лет назад
He suggests to alternatively call the wall "peaches" so that everytime someone says "impeaches" he can wave it off as "they are just talking about the wall"...
@actionjoe50
@actionjoe50 5 лет назад
now therses anoyher assholecomment
@Quyzbuk86
@Quyzbuk86 5 лет назад
Why aren't you upvoted more?
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 5 лет назад
I was thinking something similar. It's probably what he hears in his mind when people even suggest his impeachment. Closely followed by circus music.
@kifayayusuf3106
@kifayayusuf3106 5 лет назад
Gotta love Colbert!!😀
@stellashepherd844
@stellashepherd844 5 лет назад
Kifaya Yusuf I can’t listen to Trump without a Colbert filter.
@heatherm2140
@heatherm2140 5 лет назад
My favorite moment: 7:32 Jon's reaction to calling the wall "peaches" . 🤣🤣
@dawnpalmby5100
@dawnpalmby5100 5 лет назад
They should make the wall out of the same material they used to make the invisible planes
@redwoods7370
@redwoods7370 5 лет назад
I am a doctor even though I never went to medical school. Time will prove me right.
@meganalicia5947
@meganalicia5947 5 лет назад
Jon Batiste's face after calling the wall "Peaches" is priceless! LOL
@baseball8z
@baseball8z 5 лет назад
Has anyone considered that US intel groups aren't working for the interests as US citizens? And that they generate misleading reports to push a the globalist elite agenda and divide our nation and continue imperialism? Seems pretty obvious to anyone who pays attention. Assassination of JFK was a coup, and we are seeing the results of that.
@meganalicia5947
@meganalicia5947 5 лет назад
@@baseball8z The hell does the randomness of your comment have to do with Jon Batiste making a funny expression? Do you just want attention?
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 5 лет назад
@@meganalicia5947 Shots Fired! 🔫💥 Well done! Thank you for the badly needed LOL! Peace! 🤣😂✌☮💨💨
@baseball8z
@baseball8z 5 лет назад
@@meganalicia5947 I didn't watch the video, sorry if my comment doesn't fully relate. It wasn't directed at your comment. Just trying to reach people and spark thoughts. Much love
@blue5d09
@blue5d09 5 лет назад
@@baseball8z Your absurd conspiracy would necessarily include all the intelligence agencies from US allied nations, including Britain, France, Canada etc., all of whom have published assessments concurring with US intel. I suggest you pay attention.
@frankparent463
@frankparent463 5 лет назад
Thanks Stephen for keeping us sane.
@nbbim2012
@nbbim2012 5 лет назад
A fact stater.... crying with laughter.. my sides hurt now.... please continue Stephen the savage!!!!!!! Loving the shade Jon
@meridiansnmotion
@meridiansnmotion 5 лет назад
Psychologists said he would get worse w time especially w the pressure of Mueller
@vfran838
@vfran838 5 лет назад
Colbert keeps me sane in the midst of crazy possession of our country by a lot of lunatics.
@Lonewolfmike
@Lonewolfmike 5 лет назад
Agreed. If it weren't for him, other late night talk show hosts and credible news outlets, ie anything other than "Fox News", I would be going completely mad here.
@Lonewolfmike
@Lonewolfmike 5 лет назад
Hey, look a Russia bot that calls itself Troi Aitkins. Trying to do its best impersonation Southern Racist White Supremacist so bad it hurt itself. lol
@marcoferrer9652
@marcoferrer9652 5 лет назад
@Troi Aitkins Exit RED TROLL. Disregard.
@marcoferrer9652
@marcoferrer9652 5 лет назад
@Troi Aitkins Exit RED TROLL. Disregard.
@marcoferrer9652
@marcoferrer9652 5 лет назад
@@Lonewolfmike Roger that, playing to grammatical/spelling errors prevalent amongst 45 trolls.
@jameslaupan6499
@jameslaupan6499 5 лет назад
So trump wants to name his wall after my cat? Peaches says Thank you.
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 лет назад
lol...give her a kiss for us!!!!!!!
@proud2bpagan
@proud2bpagan 5 лет назад
Sorry you have to share President Bonespur's monicker, Peaches. Keep a stiff upper lip,cutie, it'll all be over soon. We all know you're a good,honorable kitty. My kitties, Selina, Sanchez,and Alice say you can come over and play any time you want!
@jacobrodriguez5289
@jacobrodriguez5289 5 лет назад
Lets call it a gate
@rhondasampson3109
@rhondasampson3109 5 лет назад
He is getting worse with his lunacy yet no one is doing shit about it!.
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 5 лет назад
@@sublime8728 Not true! His Cabinet could do something if they had the decency, intelligence and the guts to use the 25th amendment.
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 лет назад
And THAT Rhonda, is the WORST thing about this MESS!!!!...WHY isn't he stopped, tied up, cell phone service cut off, etc etc etc?????????
@oscargovantes6880
@oscargovantes6880 5 лет назад
@@maineyor5343 because the Republican party is enabling him. They still have control of the Senate and they will never move to impeach. I don't even think that if Mueller has hard core evidence against trump the Republican part of Congress would move against him.
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 лет назад
@@oscargovantes6880 ...But WHY WHY WHY???...This isnt about politics anymore....the "man" is out-of-control, crazy, a liar, idiot,etc etc etc and DESTROYING this world and country!!!! STOP HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!
@fatimaamerson8489
@fatimaamerson8489 5 лет назад
Elite American society allows Trump lunacy because they benefit from the culture of white supremacy. Poor white folks need to realize that privilege and liberty are luxuries of the rich. # capitalist society # asylum is for purchase!
@srelativity
@srelativity 5 лет назад
"Factstate" sounds like something from Newspeak in 1984
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 лет назад
THAT is the worst thing about that word....dump is bringing 1984 to life...my BIGGEST nightmare after I read it "centuries" ago in high school!!!!
@citizenoftheplanetjr61
@citizenoftheplanetjr61 5 лет назад
Oh my God! This is f..king insane! I’m not American but I’m embarrassed!
@laurajuanitacollins7113
@laurajuanitacollins7113 5 лет назад
Stephen you're getting better every show absolutely outstanding
@prieten49
@prieten49 5 лет назад
Our Groper-in-Chief is stark raving mad. Straight jacket time and into a psychiatric ward.
@bobdillion440
@bobdillion440 5 лет назад
Yep so mad he’s making one of the biggest trade deals with chine haha so mad be brought N.korea to the table for talks haha ye he’s mad isn’t he
@Great-Tiger
@Great-Tiger 5 лет назад
Trump is going down as the best president of all time!!!
@bobdillion440
@bobdillion440 5 лет назад
Mike G amen 🙏
@tandekangoma5715
@tandekangoma5715 5 лет назад
Stuart M. You damn right.... What is wrong with him.
@slicker67
@slicker67 5 лет назад
Mike G You got the first part right: he’s going down....period! 😅
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 5 лет назад
I watched that whole Trump rambling on CNN. My Brain tried to turn into Fondue. (Yes, a cheese metaphor from a swiss guy)
@mikebtrfld1705
@mikebtrfld1705 5 лет назад
Stay neutral
@Lord_Gumby
@Lord_Gumby 5 лет назад
You and me both, and I'm only 3 hours from DC.
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 5 лет назад
@@mikebtrfld1705For cryin' out loud, please google the definition of "neutral"
@mikebtrfld1705
@mikebtrfld1705 5 лет назад
@@dasstigma Switzerland is a toilet
@dasstigma
@dasstigma 5 лет назад
@@mikebtrfld1705 And I accept your opinion, fellow human being :)
@dbsean
@dbsean 5 лет назад
That look though, right at 1:18... those glazed over eyes looking wayward, that open-mouthed stare. The look that screams tumbleweeds have blowing to and fro in his head for far too long and now the pile-up has reached critical levels. If there's one thing that unites all Trump supporters, it's that dead-pan look in their eyes and on their faces. Sad.
@elorine5682
@elorine5682 5 лет назад
John's face...priceless
@a.e.jabbour5003
@a.e.jabbour5003 5 лет назад
Like most things Trump, that was both VERY funny and VERY tragic at the same time.
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 лет назад
Is trump on a mission of driving us all crazy ?
@ritacampbell3833
@ritacampbell3833 5 лет назад
camelshit yes. You got it in one! He’s mental. His kick in life is messing things and people, up. Then he stands back and laughs in the shadows, and later on, blames everyone but himself. He’s a disaster as POTUS. Big time. He’s got to go!
@deliciousful
@deliciousful 5 лет назад
destroying american for Putin. He's doing a fantastic job.
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 лет назад
@@ritacampbell3833 He d e f i n i t e l y has to go.
@janethayes5941
@janethayes5941 5 лет назад
If he is, I'm there.
@tsstevensts
@tsstevensts 5 лет назад
Too late.
@genericusername456
@genericusername456 3 года назад
I love watching Stephen Colbert bc I never get adds. I think I know why
@andrewf264
@andrewf264 5 лет назад
the wheel is turning, but the bright orange hampster buggered off long ago.
@Shel1021
@Shel1021 5 лет назад
Who are the people he is always saying told him something? People in his head?
@trudyzaldivar2439
@trudyzaldivar2439 5 лет назад
LOL
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 5 лет назад
YES.
@Blackwolfufk
@Blackwolfufk 5 лет назад
Fox spews, Paula White, Pat Robertson, Vladimir Putin is a few of those that have the presidents ear.
@jabalimohamed1983
@jabalimohamed1983 5 лет назад
The real media not fake news
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 лет назад
Faux "news"
@justmyopinionsir3341
@justmyopinionsir3341 5 лет назад
Oh how will these immigrants ever get over this billion dollar wall? Umm i dont know maybe a $35 ladder..
@sarahbollinger2658
@sarahbollinger2658 5 лет назад
Just my opinion Sir saw, shovel, rope
@justmyopinionsir3341
@justmyopinionsir3341 5 лет назад
@@sarahbollinger2658 And if all that fails.....Catapults
@whiteblacklight9603
@whiteblacklight9603 5 лет назад
No, no, didn't you hear Trump? They have superpowered tequilamobiles that can jump over the border!
@Avenger222
@Avenger222 5 лет назад
Trump suggested climbing the wall with a ladder and climbing down with a rope. Heck, if Trump can figure that out, then the immigrants sure as heII would.
@ITRUTH213
@ITRUTH213 5 лет назад
A plane
@jamesblake8316
@jamesblake8316 5 лет назад
I love all the relevant jazz song quotes Jon Batiste adds in behind Colbert. The first one at 3:01 is the melody of Twinkle Tinkle, a Monk Tune, and the one at 8:05 is called James, a song by Pat Metheney.
@00Mindi00
@00Mindi00 5 лет назад
God these monologues just keep getting better and better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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