Second Whistle Blown on Donald Trump

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A second whistle has been blown with first-hand information about Trump's call to Ukraine, text messages suggest quid pro quo, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry takes the fall for putting Trump up to the call, U.S. troops are being pulled out of Syria after a call between Trump and the President of Turkey, Trump tweets about his own 'great and unmatched wisdom,' we might finally get to see his tax returns, and Pat Robertson does something crazy on the air.
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@NewMessage 4 года назад

"I'm only interested in corruption..." Committing it? yeah, we know.

@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад

And proudly confessing it on national TV!

@bethy-lou3307 4 года назад

@@blehblah9233 You can do it yourself. Tap the video, you will see three vertical dots. Tap the dots, a menu will pop up. Tap captions and a menu will give you a choice of options. Tap "Turn Captions off." Good luck. If that doesn't work go to settings and turn them off there.

@FGP_Pro 4 года назад

@RV Caballero That's some nice whataboutism. Putin's proud of you, brainwashed minion.

@FGP_Pro 4 года назад

@RV Caballero And, sorry, but the Klan are conservatives and always have been, you pathetic moron.

@karinbarger9192 4 года назад

New Message, I think that may have been the second truth he’s uttered in the last 3 years. The first being,” I love the uneducated.”

@ebbyc1817 4 года назад

"I'm only interested in, corruption. I don't care about, politics" Indeed.

@cheatinjoebiden4806 4 года назад

Jimmy Kimmel of Pedowood has so much to lose from a Trump-run government. His punditry is unsurprising.

@Sargethe1st 4 года назад

Ebby C , yeah, the whole world knows 🤨🧐😏, duh.

@pdoylemi 4 года назад

@@cheatinjoebiden4806 Everyone does, jackass.

@dons106 4 года назад

@schwadaddy81 Hamburders...

@user-bl4oq7fd8d 4 года назад

God blesh the Unishes Shtatesh.

@NassusTV 4 года назад

“I’m only interested in corruption, some would say I’m the best at corruption”

@jaswmclark 4 года назад

@Hal Jordan " GREAT AND UNMATCHED WISDOM ? " CIRCLE THE WAGONS AND FIRE INWARDS !

@gabrielladots5990 4 года назад

😂

@JohnDoe-jh5yr 4 года назад

The biggest corruption you've ever seen. 10/10, would collude.

@husseinmohammed1431 4 года назад

Believe me!

@lindacurtsinger3637 4 года назад

I'm worried he will sail us out to ISIS my sis is Salem on a cemetery lot her middle name is Làfey scared me he Nick name is càndy like Andy beàsher

@Rugelacharugula 4 года назад

"If that gun isn't smoking, it's vaping like a mother right now."

@DANNYonPC 4 года назад

''I don't care about politics'' - Donald Trump Yes, we know.

@ramsesjfg7668 4 года назад

@Adi-LMNOP You can't expect much fom these bright bulbs

@mortalclown3812 4 года назад

@@ramsesjfg7668 fom 🤦

@worldfamousgamer9191 4 года назад

@John ur ignorant ass is whats wrong with america

@ramsesjfg7668 4 года назад

@John Funny how you're quick to roll all Trump supporters into a ball and make assumptions about them. You will find more integrity in people who support your President than in people who just sit there and criticize the person who is fighting for them.

@NoctumusTV 4 года назад

At this point, being a Trump supporter is 100% equivalent to telling everyone around you that you're mentally developed as a 10-year-old. Unfortunately, for this exact reason they truly cannot see just how stupid and embarrassing they make themselves look when they try to defend him.

@ih8tusernam3s 4 года назад

"...my great and unmatched wisdom" this guy is off the rails; textbook narcissist.

@quizzabella 4 года назад

Who says that? Even the Dali Lama is probably going "whoa dude, I'd be embarrassed if people said that about me, let alone saying it myself". Trump's been going off the rails for a while but the impeachment looming has made him go full on Loony Tunes. For goodness sake America, put the orange thing in a nursing home before he starts messing with the nuclear codes.

@lynnwilhoite6194 4 года назад

@quizzabella Haha, I honestly thought you were going to say "before he starts messing his diapers!😆 😆

@quizzabella 4 года назад

Why not both?

@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад

That part honestly made me think for a few seconds that it must be the setup to a joke rather than a real tweet. "Even _Donald_ wouldn't go that f...well, actually, he probably would."

@markdouglas481 4 года назад

it's sarcasm, moron.....liberals are so stupid..

@anniealbaugh555 4 года назад

He gets crazier by the day and at this point,.... you’re like how is that even possible ? !!! God help the USA 🇺🇸

@professorfoxtrot 4 года назад

A crazy good economy and crazy border protection!

@SheilaR.08 4 года назад

@@professorfoxtrot Nah, just crazy. Our country is teetering on the verge of constitutional crisis as the unfit, willfully ignorant man-child plays footsie with thugs, abandons strategic allies, and scapegoats refugees and immigrants to fluff his racist base. What a dark time to be American.

@professorfoxtrot 4 года назад

@@SheilaR.08 Constitutional crisis? That's odd, given that the constitution was founded on defending America from invasion (See Federalist 10). Not one ounce of faux sympathy is owed to illegal immigrants who don't respect our laws enough to apply LEGALLY. The only thing that is racist is that Democrats believe certain races have a special and inherent right to violate American sovereignty, where it would be completely unacceptable for everyone else.

@SheilaR.08 4 года назад

@@professorfoxtrot You're delusional, as expected from one who crows about the constitution while supporting a grifting, unqualified, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic serial sexual predator and compulsive liar. Even genuine conservatives who value country over party are aghast at this clown. Those who back him are either ignorant, willfully or otherwise, or view him as a Trojan horse to put forth their shitty agendas, many times pretending to be christian, which beggars belief. Either way, history will not be kind, as deserved.

@professorfoxtrot 4 года назад

@@SheilaR.08 Yet another cult member decrying sexism and xenophobia from the pews of the Church of Woke. Political correctness is the new McCarthyism. Yet ironically, it is the left that are all these things. Would you be condemning Trump as a racist and sexist if he weren't a white male? Aye, there's the rub. The Democratic party has no present and no future. The future Democratic party learns nothing from Martin Luther King and views individuals solely on group identity and not content of character. While the future Dems appear to be protesters, their identity politics are creating a race to the bottom- where wealth and power are determined not by merit, but by how victimized one feels by their group identity. This will inevitably lead to in-party fighting among Democrats as we're starting to see when AOC and Kamala Harris accuse Pelosi and Schumer of racism. Trump is ahead of the curve and ahead of his time.

@DaveLugo79 4 года назад

I mean technically he is correct that his wisdom is unmatched. No one over the age of 5 is as voluntarily ignorant as he is.

@easypeasy9584 4 года назад

and who made you the judge

@vmo2851 4 года назад

@@easypeasy9584 common sense made him the judge

@civil_villain 4 года назад

I've lived through Nixon and Clinton, and like them or hate them, I found varying things worth respecting about both. I can't say the same for Trump. He's devoid of any redeemable qualities.

@LAVIN20 4 года назад

I agree. Republican or Democrat this is our country we are talking about

@eatmyshortsss4755 4 года назад

Appreciate your honesty

@NewMessage 4 года назад

Destroy Turkey's economy? He's gonna run for office in Turkey?!?!

@NARNONDU 4 года назад

😂

@Aleyaha699 4 года назад

@RU-vid Moderator that was Trumplthinskins assertion, not libs. Pay attention.

@uzi6497 4 года назад

lmao trumps a joke honestl. sending threats around on twitter. im young and i swear when i get into a fight i barely talk to the guy on phone. because if theres one thing ive learnt is that barking dogs dont bite

@smaragdwolf1 4 года назад

Not even the Turkish People would be SO stupid to elect Trump. And iam talking about the People who voted for a Law, that basically erased Democracy and give the President most of the Power in the Country.

@w1tchmom 4 года назад

Doesn't tRump have hotels in Turkey? Just sayin'

@josephbanet5410 4 года назад

“Grab em by the subpoena.” Good one Jimmy 😂

@kushagrachaturvedy2821 4 года назад

"I'm only interested in corruption." If so, then you can charge yourself with it.

@carlive9532 4 года назад

Trump is only interested in corruption on his political rivals.

@andrewfrancis3683 4 года назад

All politicians should do so. All of them are evil.

@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад

Especially because you keep blatantly committing and confessing to crimes!

@matsheen2564 4 года назад

He has not broken a law. So why would he?

@Michael-yl2iq 4 года назад

Why that is the relevant statement is this, if Trump was looking into Ukraine for his campaign it is wrong and illegal, if Trump was looking into corruption issues in Ukraine it is right and legal. You may think your comment cute but it doesn't really address the importance of that fact.

@JonStark117 4 года назад

I can’t believe Eric Trump tried to use that as an argument...I think everyone in that room, and watching the interview...was thinking the same thing.

@mcreyrey 4 года назад

I can.

@killerjoke2945 4 года назад

Well he is the dumb one in a family of morons.... that says a lot.

@jillmorrow7422 4 года назад

We don't have to imagine Eric not knowing anything about Child Cancer or Charities 😑

@notsure1969 4 года назад

I didn't even know Eric was allowed to talk.

@ericno4u 4 года назад

@@notsure1969 when there is literally no one else..he gets the call.

@jamesl9371 4 года назад

I’m only interested in corruption. I love ❤️ corruption. I’m the best at corruption. Nobody does corruption like me

@rockyramboaragorn2624 4 года назад

@knuckles magee Trump is worst. Dumb da dumb dumb

@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад

It may be the only thing he loves more than KFC and dictators.

@shauncampbell4371 4 года назад

“Pride goeth before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall. - Proverbs 16:18

@sherryburrows2252 4 года назад

Well, the senile, ancient warlock of the 700 Club warned that Rump was risking "losing God's mandate"

@ZENSIBLE 4 года назад

Kneega Plz!

@shauncampbell4371 4 года назад

ZENSIBLE not my words, just quoting them from the Bible as they are appropriate in this case. Trump’s fall is coming.

@AThagoras 4 года назад

"I'm only interested in corruption". Yes corruption does seem to be his number one priority. He corrupts everything he touches.

@advsenzoncube5869 4 года назад

Coughing and breaking wind at the same time? Wow!

@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339 4 года назад

That's what that was! I thought it was a raspy fart!

@c.sierra5481 4 года назад

That is call “the double”... takes several years to master it...

@mareex2543 4 года назад

@@c.sierra5481 LOL

@epicon6 4 года назад

”I only care about corruption” :) we can see that :)

@1911GreaterThanALL 4 года назад

Evidence? Oh yea Mueller said there wasn't any.

@1911GreaterThanALL 4 года назад

@NonyaBusiness! you need evidence....you lack evidence.

@jeffreyglenellen1188 4 года назад

1911GreaterThanALL evidence? Don’t worry, I won’t even attempt to have a civilized conversation with you, can’t convince the clueless

@1911GreaterThanALL 4 года назад

@@jeffreyglenellen1188 way to dodge the argument but ok.

@spaceballs44 4 года назад

After Donald is out I’m sure there’s going to be laws put into place where the President does not get this much power.

@dg.262 2 года назад

spaceballs44: July 2021 , I keeper wondering when this is going to happen. We can't ever let tRump take the oath of office or anyone of his minions.

@mg19cal 4 года назад

"Great and unmatched wisdom?" Yeah, if we're comparing it to 2 year olds

@aladdinsane848 4 года назад

that´s an insult to all 2years old kids... even 2 year old oppossums

@BrokeredHeart 4 года назад

My two year old nephew knows how to share, how to say thank you, and he can close an umbrella with ease.

@joybrautigam9529 4 года назад

that's an insult to 2 year olds. How about morons?

@wlee6685 4 года назад

"Great and unmatched wisdom" man talk about your freakin super ego's.

@sunshine3914 4 года назад

Richard Parker, sad but true.

@IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад

"I, in my great and unmatched wisdom", have yet to learn how to work an umbrella. I also said our troops manned the airports, and rammed the ramparts, during the Revolutionary War. Now, I'm just waiting for my Mensa invite.👍Gah Blesh da Unidesh Schaces! 🇺🇸

@kbanghart 4 года назад

Commander in Thief Covfefe drinker and his followers will be upset by this post.

@IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад

@@kbanghart Oh well, it's not as if I've made any of it up, Trump did and said these things... Be mad at Dear Leader, not the one who pointed it out. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (Well, I did make up the Mensa part, but I'm sure he thinks he's smart enough.😉 Spoiler alert: He's wrong.🤭) Take care, Plen122! Have a good night!✌️💜 🇺🇸

@IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад

@John Thanks John! Trump's like a 24 hour a day, real life SNL skit! 😉 He is a bottomless pit of comedy material.

@collinscollins5595 4 года назад

knuckles magee yeah he does. He is making a joke out of the United States of America. Hope you are not a commie.

@bajaboy27 4 года назад

You're a savage! 😂

@IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад

"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Lindsey Graham, May 3, 2016 Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍

@holamoco 4 года назад

@J. A. Stupid fascist

@robertquick6690 4 года назад

@J. A. Stands for Jack Ass... Whoda thunk... But seein' how your so far up drumpf's ass, be sure to say hello to Hannity.

@ricklozano50 4 года назад

A. trump is mr honesty?

@IcemanJuice 4 года назад

J. A. Lindsay graham said that. Is Lindsay a corrupt democrat too?

@mukamuka0 4 года назад

It's funny how Lindsey Graham change from then to now.

@JaimeMesChiens 4 года назад

When I first read “my great and unmatched wisdom,” I HONESTLY thought that I was reading a spoof account. I am serious.

@ddigiorgio8438 4 года назад

Yes, I thought it was a spoof on the Wizard of Oz - man behind the curtain - the great and powerful OZ" - a charlatan.

@Rugelacharugula 4 года назад

Me too! Sadly that is the norm now...What used to look like an obvious SNL sketch...

@Rugelacharugula 4 года назад

@V. V Yup. Birtherism, intelligent design, trickle down economics. Heck, liberals even elected a guy who'd been bankrupt 5 times!!! They'll fall for anything.

@cmnsnserite9944 4 года назад

@V. V how sad that u must put forth effort to defend such an idiot

@KenHeslip 4 года назад

"So much wisdom that I know everyone just LOVES a bragger."

@BarryWaterlow 4 года назад

Ken Heslip : braggart.

@billthecat666 4 года назад

He was only kidding is a great defense. Can the rest of us use that in court?

@cheknfaks 4 года назад

Yes, he's obliterated Turkey before..And it was the entire turkey at Thanksgiving. Total annihilation.

@rebeccahopkins9522 4 года назад

“...like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City” 💀

@thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 4 года назад

The fakes are not going to stop the great Trump. You can dance with me after my 2020 win.

@MonstersOfTheUniverse 4 года назад

Rebecca Hopkins if you watch the dramatized and paraphrased version by schiff .... Stop drinking the msinstream kool aid.... The msm is dead set against trump because he promised to drain the swamp

@spoonface9698 4 года назад

You can see the kids behind him trying to stifle their laughs when he brought up Kanye West and Kim 😂

@jessicabruno1316 4 года назад

This is the dictionary definition of "laughing at you, not laughing with you."

@NewMessage 4 года назад

He misspelled 'Greatly Unhinged'.

@thomashughes_teh 4 года назад

Reminder: The Wizard of Oz floated away on an uncontrollable balloon full of hot air and the fan base was just fine without him.

@johnandersen6752 4 года назад

Thomas Hughes Joe Biden needed brain surgery a few decades back, Sanders had heart surgery, and Warren needs courage. Who's got the ruby red slippers?

@collinscollins5595 4 года назад

John Andersen oh I am sure trump does because he is a whiny, victimized girly man according to what he says. Poor , poor whiny little girl.And he did say he is a witch. Talking about the witch-hunt. And he has been caught.

@collinscollins5595 4 года назад

John Andersen trump defiantly has the red slippers . But he ain’t returning to Kansas. Although they clash with his orange face. Definitely not becoming of a wannabe dictator.

@bettym.3996 4 года назад

@@johnandersen6752 Well...i suppose he still needs the brain so the red slippers must belong to the real Americans, whether Democrat or Republican or Otherwise who know in our hearts he's a dictator having a wet dream. Maybe Carson can do the operation.

@chloekey8043 4 года назад

monokhem he’s referring to the movie, not the books

@gloriamaggs5453 4 года назад

Oh God....I could listen to Jim my Kimmel forever! Always a hoot! G.

@nayinayi1 4 года назад

Those children will sue their parents when they grow up - who made them stand behind that lunatic!!!

@kimclark1352 4 года назад

I know what is it that he always has random Black people standing behind him?

@nayinayi1 4 года назад

@@kimclark1352Using them as props for political gains! That whole thing was cringe worthy!

@kimclark1352 4 года назад

@@nayinayi1 And also Pathetic

@dRumpfsadouchebag 4 года назад

Then be transparent and prove you care about corruption and show your taxes.. quit hiding everything..

@luckyfisher7240 4 года назад

If the I fukin R S doesn't have a problem with Trump's taxes, what exactly is your dumbass going to do with them? There is no requirements for POTUS to show his personal taxes. None.

@leetraviusmckay314 4 года назад

"he will run Turkey into the ground like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City"

@jackm1091 4 года назад

@RU-vid Moderator Did you even watch the video?

@-theislander-5888 4 года назад

RU-vid Moderator my ass hair is more inspiring.

@jackm1091 4 года назад

@RU-vid Moderator Ah, I see. You're either light-speed stupid, or a half-assed troll. Either way, not worth any reasonable person's time.

4 года назад

That's only the beginning. He'll do the same with Social Security, healthcare, education, the economy. In fact, he already has.

4 года назад

@RU-vid Moderator You live in a Gulag

@furball8967 4 года назад

This is one of Jimmy’s BEST performanes....Trump provides the best mateterial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@melindafagerstrom9338 4 года назад

It's so easy to be a stand up comedian these days 😁

@deniseboldea1624 4 года назад

Somewhere in the great beyond, Caligula is looking down saying "Yay! I'm no longer the craziest ruler in History!"

@hodaka1000 4 года назад

Corruption? Oh you mean golf at Mar a Lago at the tax payers expense.

@alanmorris4895 4 года назад

hodaka1000 every president goes on vacations on the taxpayers expense. So thats a really good point

@alanmorris4895 4 года назад

monokhem when did clinton or obama own property own property to bill?

@markamark123 4 года назад

“Last November I pardoned the Turkey. This year no more!”

@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад

"Unless the turkey pays in cash!"

@melissaspier4840 4 года назад

@@melihozturk2619 he's talking about the BIRD ... TURKEY... we bake... fry... roast... for Thanksgiving.... NOW say something like.... SORRY 🤷‍♀️

@melihozturk2619 4 года назад

@@melissaspier4840 Kinda woosh huh? Lmao sorry but still America's kurdish allies are terrorists.

@IcemanJuice 4 года назад

Those turkeys have been receiving a free ride from U.S. taxpayers for far too long. No more! And Canada will pay to have her slaughtered!

@melissaspier4840 4 года назад

@@melihozturk2619 and thanx for the apology.... sorry about the fun being lobbed against TURKEY (the bird) I'm not familiar enough with the dictator of Turkey the country... however as AMERICANS in the MILITARY means that you don't LEAVE... no man left behind...

@BlueSpirit. 4 года назад

He won’t “obliterate Turkeys economy “, because he has a hotel in Istanbul.

@aaroneagle2338 4 года назад

Maybe he means he’ll build a casino there

@CraftyNHGirl 4 года назад

Definitely explains why he keeps kissing The President of Turkey's A$$! Pretty sad that this BOZO is more concerned about his friggin hotel in TURKEY than he is this entire country! Get him out of there before he does more damage than he already has! At the rate he's going we won't have ANY ALLIES LEFT and Seriously consider this... If you are still supporting this EU Sudafed Pill Popping - Cocaine doing LUNATIC then you can gladly go join him at his hotel in Turkey and keep kissing his ass and stroking his ego there!!!

@bucky13 4 года назад

Not really.. The guy that owns "Trump Tower" in Turkey pays Trump to put his name on it.

@lotusauer4785 4 года назад

bucky13 no, trump paid $10million during its construction to get the rights to plaster his name all over it.

@yt.personal.identification 4 года назад

Nope...he has 2

@katiewenta 4 года назад

Key position in a political system. “I don’t care about politics.” Preschool teacher: “I don’t care about children.” Oi.

@leetraviusmckay314 4 года назад

Trump "I do care about corruption" Kimmel "so do we and that's why you're getting impeached"

@abraxas546 4 года назад

okay 👍🏻

@philliesphan312 4 года назад

Well jimmy is constitutional scholar so if he says Trump will be impeached then I have to listen. I think he went to law school during the man show.

@frankie1012 4 года назад

Why is he screaming with a deep throat voice during chopper talk? He truly is losing his mind.

@dorien7480 4 года назад

He lost his mind a long time ago, as he ever had one😉

@frankie1012 4 года назад

Daniel Chen.... I love that. Absolutely perfect trump brain description.

@WillNewcomb 4 года назад

This should be hilarious, but it's downright terrifying!

@dirtbiketours 4 года назад

""If you like Subpoena Colada's & gettin' caught in U-kraine..."

@justinstevenson2061 4 года назад

dirtbiketours haha I’m sure you should get some likes. Best comment lol

@randyjax09 4 года назад

Bahahahaha that was great 🤣

@meljamz 4 года назад

Really clever!!!!!

@gentillygirl545 4 года назад

They'll cuff me and rough me and I'll be in deep pain.

@camctrail 4 года назад

@Pat Micucci well, both of them are

@44SirLoopalot 4 года назад

My suggestion: Gary Busey as Trump.

@Kelz_X 4 года назад

I love how the woman is staring at Trump in the thumbnail 🤣

@dontreadmypicture4835 4 года назад

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@M_SC 4 года назад

Who is she?

@FJB_USA_1ST 4 года назад

@@M_SC God knows

@M_SC 4 года назад

Oh I see she’s a conservative. Ew.

@MikeyJoJo6385 4 года назад

Esther B. Ew what?

@FaithMatini 4 года назад

What did the 700 club guy say at the end? I couldn’t understand him.

@fabianfarbeyond558 4 года назад

Pat Robertson just SHARTED💨💩on national TV. That's what happens when old men don't retire gracefully.

@kiltxan1642 4 года назад

Why are the captions on automatically for Jimmy Kimmel???

@LeoDeStino 4 года назад

So they can watch it people with hearing issues.

@kiltxan1642 4 года назад

@@LeoDeStino The option is there to turn it on if they want to. Majority of people dont have hearing issues.

@annek1226 4 года назад

Turn them off! Simple! Tap on video, tap on three dots in right hand corner, tap on captions, tap off!

@kiltxan1642 4 года назад

@@annek1226 Ain't nobody got time for that!

@Opus313 4 года назад

At this rate, Donald will be on the cover of "Doing Time" magazine. Inmate of the Year, 2020!

@dontreadmypicture4835 4 года назад

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@YusufGinnah 4 года назад

Legendary...!

@mugambwaowen5056 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@justtrumpem4849 4 года назад

Yeah right.lmfao

@rheap129 4 года назад

"Great and unmatched wisdom...?" This dude thinks he's God...

@jasoncarter1869 4 года назад

"I don't care about politics...I only care about corruption" I mean you're so good at corruption...of course you care about it...

@ishawnj2920 4 года назад

@Adi-LMNOP Yep, Biden too Trumps just stupider at it.

@americanboy7040 4 года назад

DT: “I have done it!” What have you done? When? where? How? Any proof(s)?

@naotamf1588 4 года назад

so you agree that your president is an empty bag of farts? If the words of your highest representative are meaningless and are not "supposed" to be taken serious, than be not surpriesed to be treated as a joke by the international community as well. He is now clearly handing Putin everything over. They probably planed to do that at a calmer pace but now that an impeachment seams close, a totalitarian regime is probably trumps only way out without handcuffs.

@izzybrown3218 4 года назад

thank you jimmy kimmel for discussing this crap and making it funny

@dontreadmypicture4835 4 года назад

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@couragekarnga8735 4 года назад

Bless him. He's like America's kid brother!

@hrhtreeoflife4815 4 года назад

👸 I am the Queen. I am declaring a new holiday. WHISTLEBLOWER DAY Everyone, go buy a whistle. BLOW, BLOW, BLOW Blow that whistle.

@FrayJaeBen 4 года назад

"America Deserves Better"! Should be Biden's slogan.😂🤣

@JSkyGemini 4 года назад

Canadian here and the thing I say to my American cousins is You can do better, you can do a Lot better and we all know it. I was surprised when Biden showed up to the race, tbh. He seems to be older in his head than in actual years and I can't take him seriously for some reason. Bernie's Nothing like that, always sharp and always on point ...and older than Biden, iirc.

@1wer819 4 года назад

Our children need so much. Mother's need a decent income to be able to provide housing, food and clothing. This government talks and talks in between their VERY sustainable meals and meetings in proposterous Frump hotels. Meanwhile... I am grateful for nutrition assistance to feed my granddaughter.

@shakthidhasan4544 4 года назад

I've subscribed and there is no way in hell im closing my eyes when this train wreck comes on. Kimmel is hilarious.

@ufftatabummbumm 4 года назад

Trump: “I'm only interested in corruption.“ First time he told the truth lol

@emilyfouquettehoffman7886 4 года назад

@ufftatabummbumm 🤣🤣🤣

@mariaestevez1048 4 года назад

Did he take his meds. And now, is he talking about his own corruption?🤔

@JohnnyPunish 4 года назад

"In my Great and Unmatched Wisdom, I declare Trump is Insane" Signed, Caligula

@itsallGudmin 4 года назад

IMPEACH

@Saltie 4 года назад

sayesh shrestha y? He made America way better than it has been

@societynewsnetwork5973 4 года назад

@@Saltie what the hell you been smoking? I need some that you Trump ass kisser

@moreland3315 4 года назад

@@societynewsnetwork5973 i mean they are not lying since trump has been president tthe unemployment rates went down, Almost 4 million jobs created since the 2016 election, Almost 3.9 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election, We reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone.

@randomname6475 4 года назад

@@Saltie Because he violated the law. More than once. The President isn't immune from being held accountable. It's the duty of the government and of the American people to hold representatives accountable for their actions. Trump has allowed corruption to run rampant and he's conducted himself like a mob boss. Hes unfit to serve. It's simple.

@collinscollins5595 4 года назад

Saltie What you want communism?

@flaviantropy 4 года назад

"Can you blow my whistle baby" - Flo Rida

@SliceofBread123 4 года назад

Great song, great song

@brianralph5036 4 года назад

he wants to know the whistle blowers name because he thinks it's a porn star

@Artkidtek 4 года назад

The captions are on point, damn. Usually they write the most darndest things in the captions lol

@lindaleelaw5277 4 года назад

CONGRESS time to tweak the laws to take any President like this out, immediately.

@vidyasonavane9602 4 года назад

Lindalee Law unfortunately can't happen with the republican thugs in congress...even swamp animals follow nature's laws.

@em-tee-4583 4 года назад

If it is Pence, I will lose it. 😂

@WitzyZed 4 года назад

MT45 *L O D E S T A R*

@Sydnysun11 4 года назад

He should know a lot about corruption he is the poster child for it!

@ebony888 4 года назад

That cough shart at the end 😩🤣🤣😂😂

@kittyspit628 4 года назад

I love how your show has become my new news channel. Great stuff Jimmy!

@ryssi8467 4 года назад

Sometimes I feel like I can hear aunt chippy laughing in the background

@fredfrond6148 4 года назад

Hey brother have you seen the newest Netflix movie: “ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE.” 🤣🤣🤣

@johnbundner 4 года назад

All we need now is Mr Rogers trolley train to Clarksville to complete our journey!

@oldrrocr 4 года назад

Threatening Turkey? Don't we have AF Bases there? What a buffoon! "Bless his heart"

@pvthitch 4 года назад

I'm actually impressed that a man his age can squat like that. (not counting football coaches)

@M_SC 4 года назад

pvthitch most western people cant squat like that. Asian people always sit like that in public because they don’t want to touch the ground. But we stop doing that in about kindergarten

@dionkelly8420 4 года назад

Sounds like the old guy coughed and farted at the same time. Is there a rule on TV that says people can't do that?

@bingo5694 4 года назад

If this was Judge Judy, he'd be out before the first mesothelioma commercial." Comic gold.

@jrm371 4 года назад

The Judge Judy joke was hilarious lol

@JeremySeanHector 4 года назад

Lol Eric wrote an op ed 😂😂😂

@WitzyZed 4 года назад

Jeremy Sean Hector isn’t he adorable? I hope dada put it on the fridge.

@mrdfac 4 года назад

"I only care about corruption!" D.J.Trump.

@markrayes2973 4 года назад

... because no one is more corrupt than him

@garywheeler7039 4 года назад

Should be the words on his tombstone!

@mikecooper8462 4 года назад

".... and I will commit it to the best of my ability."

@bluetoad2001 4 года назад

the casino gag is pretty funny along with the Wizard. the writers on this show are pretty good. thanks for posting

@Xergecuz 4 года назад

Wait, I'm interested in learning more about this shelter network in Mexico.

@n.g.h.calmarena7013 4 года назад

"I'm only interested in corruption", (Donald Trump, as above, president of the U.S.) We believe you. (LOL)

@karinbarger9192 4 года назад

Look at the look on those young people’s faces.

@paulorganisation1 4 года назад

Why was the ending cut off 🤣 I want to hear the rest of the joke

@Drnardinov 4 года назад

i just skip the vids and go directly to the constantly changing appeals for a thumbs up at the end. Always funny!!!

@chellebelle914 4 года назад

God I would love to know what his actual IQ is because I think it's actually LOWER than I thought which is staggering 🤯

@kbanghart 4 года назад

@Rob C you're too kind

@kbanghart 4 года назад

Well, consider we all know animals that act smarter...

@oldrrocr 4 года назад

"bless his heart" - medication can only do so much.

@spokoman23 4 года назад

I too am interested in what the IQ of an actual stable genius is

@WitzyZed 4 года назад

Can this be like one of those games on the price is right? Which is greater, his weight or his IQ. 🤔🤔🤔 HMMMMMMMMM

@StormChasrJosh 4 года назад

Bye bye DT🤷🏻‍♂️ wouldn’t wanna be ya😆

@pg9193 4 года назад

isn't it "see ya" instead of "bye bye"?!?

@justtrumpem4849 4 года назад

Not going anywhere.

@justtrumpem4849 4 года назад

@Jeff Driscoll you're the same person that says they will move to Canada.. good luck with that dippy. Their immigration laws are stricter than ours. If you used your brain like the rest of us god fearing conservatives then you would know that. But keep being a brain washed slave to your mainstream media. Have fun voting for pedos.

@StormChasrJosh 4 года назад

P G close enough 😂 where’s Mark Cuban when we need him😭😂 oye I feel y’all I just don’t want Trump killing us

@gop108 4 года назад

Let's hope that the beautiful country of America will get interested in STOPPING CORRUPTION 💖💖💖

@terrywright9765 4 года назад

I didn't think it was possible to fart and sneeze at the same time.

@Watch_Dog_World 4 года назад

He is right no one in this world has any match with his WISDOM!

@rhondah1587 4 года назад

You might find a few in a mental hospital. LOL

@SpaceForceCommander 4 года назад

Or his stupidity (outside of his own family).

@Watch_Dog_World 4 года назад

@@rhondah1587 In Mental Hospital they don't know whats going on but DT knows his wisdom. LOL

@BMORETODAY 4 года назад

Whoa. lol

@Chris-hp9be 4 года назад

His last 2 years have taught me to just sit back and enjoy his idiocy

@kdogg6781 4 года назад

when you say his idiocy.. are you referring to his policies that have lead to lowest unemployment rates in HISTORY... or, the highest economic rates in HISTORY??.. or maybe it's the peace deal he made w n. korea?.. or the trade deals he's made w/ multiple countries?... please.. do share.

@Chris-hp9be 4 года назад

Ronald Jones Exactly.?? Okay lets see Mexico was supposed to pay for the wall but did not Hillary Clinton was suppose to get locked up but is not Trickledown economy was supposed to work but it only end up giving the billionaires more tax cut He says he has a plan for replacing Obamacare but did not Shall i go on.?